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@Jnt710

Жыл бұрын

Theo we need a Midwest show 😭

@imbaddass1-bq2xk

Жыл бұрын

Yea man Billy on the 21 speed

@PennyGoneWild

Жыл бұрын

hey Theo love your stuff! suggest to Bert to change his prayers from help me, help me creator.. to thank you, thank you creator!! and things will really change for him

@brandennfinch

11 ай бұрын

1st to 3rd grade..... bs

@Devoflex

10 ай бұрын

this is some of the funniest shit ive ever witnessed. It aint often that Theo cant get a word in

This conversation is like a bag of weed talking to a bag of cocaine in a drug dealer's pocket.

@r8i0y5

Жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have said it better

@josebeltran9498

Жыл бұрын

😂😹👍🏼 spot on!

@CompleteProducer84

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely nailed it

@jamesbael6255

Жыл бұрын

None of you have ever done weed or cocaine.

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

Theo just can't take a compliment without giving praise back. What a guy.

@autumnsantomauroganggang

6 ай бұрын

Or changing the subject. I sincerely had tears when Bert said “I love your brain” because we all feel that way.

Theo closing his eyes to visualize Bert's horse riding wet dreams is hilarious 😂

@TheLadygrl

Жыл бұрын

I read this comment while I’m seeing this 😂

@Helping.Homless

Жыл бұрын

Especially the part when he kinda jumped while coming

@edgarlozano1154

Жыл бұрын

V

@edgarlozano1154

Жыл бұрын

V bvbv. Bc bc

@edgarlozano1154

Жыл бұрын

​ vcv vb v b vtt bvv ghbv bv

Bert: "That's why I don't day drink" Also Bert: "I drank all day yesterday"

@StarmenRock

Жыл бұрын

he's so casual about extremely brutal acoholism

@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3

Жыл бұрын

​@@StarmenRocklmao thats one way to put it.

@StarmenRock

Жыл бұрын

@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 thats the only way, bert is sick and its super cringeworthy

@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3

Жыл бұрын

@@StarmenRock you know what they say about opinions!

@StarmenRock

Жыл бұрын

@@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 they're all wrong except mine

Theo dude..you completely underestimate yourself. You bring joy and love to so many people. You need to know that brother GANG GANG

@SoloDWGaming

Жыл бұрын

Gang Gang

@sHorrorfan

Жыл бұрын

Gang Gang brother

@nathanaelmorales760

Жыл бұрын

Gang gang!

@jamoburnsy953

Жыл бұрын

Gang gang brother

@matthewwoods1638

Жыл бұрын

Gang baby

If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@halolynx0114

Жыл бұрын

truly

Theo, one thing watching your interviews has taught me is to always compliment the person who just complimented you immediately. You do it every single time someone says something nice about you, and its so admirable.

@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3

Жыл бұрын

Its cause hes sooo humble. True humility too. Im almost certain he hardly ever thinks of himself. Hes the kind of guy who would help others before helping himself. Im very unlike that. Im much more selfish and egotistical. And thats how I know how pure and wholesome a guy like Theo is.

The way they both show their admiration for one another makes this so great.

@chriscollins3470

Жыл бұрын

How would that possibly make this great?

@TrickyBoa

Жыл бұрын

@@chriscollins3470 ?

@Inkaddiction906

Жыл бұрын

@@chriscollins3470 because its nice to see mutual appreciation between people we appreciate?

@ambermiller3845

Ай бұрын

Agreed…I hate all the hate Bert gets! He’s fuckin great, his wife is great (wife of the party podcast)….it’s great that he has people that love him.

What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol

@n8archy121

Жыл бұрын

I normally hate Bert. Happy I gave this a chance, big fan

@bane8257

Жыл бұрын

@@kingxiii4680 projecting

@seanwhite9789

Жыл бұрын

@@n8archy121 same, his laugh turned me off for a really long time. Seems like he’s chilled out with the high pitched screeching while talking tho

@anabaird3835

Жыл бұрын

He's also good at stealing stories. "Dan Connor" told that very same story to Rosanne (1990'S ROSANNE show) Rosanne asked if he'd ever bn in love before her. He told her yes & proceeded to describe his 1st major crush. She was a girl he had a class with: He said, "She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe off the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!". So either Brett here stole the story from the writers of "Rosanne" or it's one heck of a coinkadink. PS: Idr WHICH ep, but it has to be w/in the first 3 seasons bc those are what I have (DVD) & have watched every disc multiple times. Thats why r'mbr it so well. Plus, its such cute & VERY UNIQUE & UNEXPECTED thing to say...err...til NOW 😒.

@anabaird3835

Жыл бұрын

@@n8archy121 Ive never seen/heard of Brett b4, but Im instantly put off. Either its one heck of a coinkadink... OR... he stole that story from the writers of ROSEANNE (O.G. 1990'S) about his (supposed) 1st crush as a youth. "Rosanne" asked Dan if he'd ever bn in love before her, & he said "oh YEAH!!..." & proceeded to tell her about a girl who was in one of his classes: "...& she had she'd AMAZING toes! She'd cross her legs & dangle her shoe of the end of her toes...used to DRIVE ME NUTS!" Idr which ep. Seems they were at a fancy restaurant for their anniversary. I know it has to be w/in 1st 3 seasons, bc I have those 1st three on DVD & have watched em several times over. (🤪 Im old) So thats probly why I remb'r it so well..plus it was such a cute & UNIQUE lil story of boyhood...til NOW. 😒. I guess Brett banked on no one knowing/remembering.

Theo’s presence is comfortable and cozy like some fresh apple pie

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@CrystalBbyUSA

Жыл бұрын

It's funny that you say that bc this is literally my comfort show!! I love sitting on my back porch w my dog late at night and watching this show. It makes me feel sooo so cozy esp the solo episodes.

@tannerchopp2107

Жыл бұрын

He's a werewolf...

@thepodpodbros

Жыл бұрын

Theo has helped me through some really dark times. Glad he was there to help us all grow, laugh, cry, and move onward and upward. I started a podcast called "The Pod Pod Bros" because of Theo. Hope you guys watch and enjoy. Gang Gang 🙏🏽

@JRR821

Жыл бұрын

Cornell West is whack! THOMAS SOWELL is the guy.

god i love berts laugh, a dolphin with severe asthma frantically searching for his inhaler

@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo this comment is underrated asf

@JasonGenom

11 ай бұрын

It’s fake af

@curtisyastic4130

10 ай бұрын

It's because he's literally dying. So funny. Or pathetic...whichever

@AshlynPonder

9 ай бұрын

#babywalrus

@crystal3674

9 ай бұрын

OMG!! I literally just finished reading your comment about Bert's laugh and then BAM! He started laughing! An asthmatic dolphin... All I'm ever going to hear from this day forward!😂🤣

I'm a 73 year old woman and you guys had me in stitches I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

@picklefart

11 ай бұрын

Will you be my grandma?

@IsmetAmeti-de6xe

11 ай бұрын

Gang gang on the way grams!

@lilme7052

11 ай бұрын

As a woman also who listens to theos vids, the stories about how much and where they masturbated shocks me. I didnt know it was on their mind so much. It was on mine, I wish us girls knew!

@Outside_The_Wall

10 ай бұрын

​@@lilme7052 I also wish you girls knew!🤣 I didn't even thought girls cared at all (because they were so dismissive&"hard to catch" even when they apparently were interested) but growing up&getting older I realised how much love&beautiful moments that I missed out on. Hearing the stories now afterwards (having met some of the girls I grew up with) how interested the girls actually were in us guys really is a little bit of a downer but us guys was the only ones that tried to make something happen and the "standoffish"/distant behaviour from the girls made us unfortunately think that none of you felt the same things as us😅🙈 Sorry for a long reply back🙏🏻 Be well and I wish you a happy wekeend☀️

@lilme7052

10 ай бұрын

@Outside_The_Wall Its messed up isn't it?! That we like you and you liked us but we played hard to get or thought you didn't like us anyway. My god 😆

"Let your mind be a vacant lot where the present moment can loiter" Wow Theo!

@dameoncluchey8548

10 ай бұрын

Super profound ❤

@jer8279

10 ай бұрын

He's a linguistic Einstein

Theo..... eyes closed imaging He's on Bert's WET DREAM Horse!?! I almost Died 🤣

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@kimTre03

Жыл бұрын

I'm fuckin crying over here 😂😂😂

@amberwkly3747

Жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂💀

@mindfulnessnow3094

Жыл бұрын

Time stamp ?

@mutsa8

Жыл бұрын

Watched it about 10 times. Absolutely hilarious

"Theo, you are LITERALLY HONESTLY a TREAT to listen to!" [proceeds to interrupt Theo for the 44th time]

I’ve gone my entire life without admitting that I did what Burt said he did when he first started yanking. This is a cathartic moment for me

@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3

Жыл бұрын

Thats hilarious bro

@danp1471

Ай бұрын

Wish you gave a timestamp. I've been listening to this in segments while multi tasking. I'm 2/3 through it & am unsure if I missed it. Hopefully it'll be in this last portion.

@haleykrebs3908

3 сағат бұрын

@@danp1471 It's at around 20 mins

The fact Theo brought up his addiction struggles with vaping the moment Bert spoke highly of him is a perfect representation of why I love this dude

@moondancer858

Жыл бұрын

theo is theo

@kingxiii4680

Жыл бұрын

"I remember going down on my dad"- Bert 😑

@skketzkeet1148

Жыл бұрын

​@@kingxiii4680 wut

@kingxiii4680

Жыл бұрын

@@skketzkeet1148 Idk how he meant it but he said that shit lol

I became such a big fan of Theo so quickly after finding out about him. I love your style, your humor, your brain. You're awesome Theo. Thank you for everything you do, brother.

@slimmg7566

Жыл бұрын

Just go marry the dude 🤣

@ovechkin0831

Жыл бұрын

@@slimmg7566 sugar daddy vibes? I'm with it.

@aka-stavy3926

Жыл бұрын

honestly, same here bro. saw him on a tiktok, he cracked me up and down the rabbit hole i went.

@JohannenJohnson-li3qz

Жыл бұрын

Stfu hoe ass pool boy I do more tha. You do

@rawdaaljawhary4174

Жыл бұрын

Yup, he's one of my favorite comedians.

"The merch" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Is there alcohol in this?” “No.” “Ohkay.. 😢” LMFAO Bert is the best alcoholic out there.

I never have to turn the volume up and down as many times as I do listening to Bert on a podcast.

@kpeezyforsheezy

Жыл бұрын

You don’t like hearing that squeaky pterodactyl noise Bert calls his laugh at high volumes?

@dwj3333

Жыл бұрын

His laugh is painful

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@bigdogblast

Жыл бұрын

lmfao that is so bert... is no one going to mention how he says ''tattoo'' its like satire almost how he says it... tuttwo

@jimmyjunk8498

Жыл бұрын

@@bigdogblast "Ben AFLECK"

Bert is so caught up in telling his cocaine story 🤣🤣 he can't even see Theo salivating with every word😁😁

@Shrnirpledorp

Жыл бұрын

Bert could talk 2 a brick wall

@chuckberry1853

Жыл бұрын

He did the same thing to Bobby Lee with drinking stories on the latest Something’s Burning… there is a serious disconnect in his brain where he is so oblivious to how disrespectful he can be to people who are going through something like that… he claims to be such an “empath”, but doesn’t realize how toxic some of those stories can be to certain people at certain times… love the guy (and that is his chosen branding, that he stays true to), but it was pretty cringe/hard to watch how triggering the topic was to Theo… I definitely appreciate how Theo was so connected to the issue, that he immediately cut to the better help ad read as the story ended…

@indicaviking3585

Жыл бұрын

I love the shot of him clinching his teeth, smiling and giving the ok 👌 signal.

@jacobiwilson3887

Жыл бұрын

@@chuckberry1853 I get what you're saying and it was extremely irritating with Bobby Lee but it's not with Theo Von because Theo isn't clean for very long EVER while Bobby was sober for YEARS!

@chuckberry1853

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobiwilson3887 valid points, and I’m definitely picking up what you’re putting down, but I wasn’t qualifying irritability levels for which was better or worse, just pointing out that it was cringe in general… it doesn’t seem as though Bert does it out of malice, or with ill-intent, but being oblivious is just as disrespectful to anyone who openly has issues with that kind of stuff-it was just a moment that seemed a bit too aloof in relation to the gravity of the topic… as was clearly obvious with how Theo’s engagement in the conversation changed so dramatically… lol

I can tell you from personal experience that just knowing God without ANY hesitation or care of what anyone else on earth has to say about it. IS JUST CONSTANTLY AWESOME!

Just because you are successful doesn't mean you can't be an alcoholic in denial. Also he seems sweet. Also I love Theo. I'm glad to see him sober. I quit alcohol but started vaping just like him, but now Theo has stopped vaping.....im gonna take it one step at a time...cant beat myself up.

@KingBr33ch

Жыл бұрын

Good job an even worse habit

@Daniel-zq1jb

Жыл бұрын

@@KingBr33ch Vaping is horrible but not worse than alcohol

Theo totally titled his memoirs in this podcast “the present moment is loitering in the vacant lot of my mind” Theo’s a damn genius for real.

@ripwheeler8175

Жыл бұрын

Dude.... This cat is the lord of the English language! When he gives detailed depictions of his life experiences, he is so believable that you would almost think you're listening to an actual 911 call recording.

@joshmusic9766

Жыл бұрын

@@ripwheeler8175 a 911 recording 😂 that’s something Theo would say

@theywerecones6691

Жыл бұрын

Total fucking genius.

@sausage5033

Жыл бұрын

Shit sounds philosophical af 😂😂

Bert saying he’s not an alcoholic and that he’s in good shape right now had me dead

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@dannoreyes1123

Жыл бұрын

Dude saying he doesn’t have his first drink until midnight is laughable

@Gasser24769

Жыл бұрын

@@dannoreyes1123 he just talked about getting onnit with a key of coke and your calling him laughable , maybe i misinterpreted this comment bro but if you havent been through the trenches i suggest you put the work in you helmet haha

@dannoreyes1123

Жыл бұрын

@@Gasser24769 what? Lol

@Gasser24769

Жыл бұрын

@@dannoreyes1123 Fuck knows bro

Both you guys are special handy capable super buddies

@muelinn5190

Жыл бұрын

💀👏🏽

When he said free bird while the plane is going down 😂 YES

Theo, that was the best impression of a man having a nocturnal emission while dreaming of riding a horse I've ever seen

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

Been married 10 years, and my wife just recently became a fan of theo. I've been a fan for a long time but her jumping on the theo train brought us together just a little bit more and now we send theos vids or shorts to get a much needed laugh throughout the day. Thanks brother.

@adcreel9079

Жыл бұрын

Would you share her stink wink witcha boy?

@billymanuel1503

Жыл бұрын

I've been with my wife for 10 years, I've been listening to podcasts/comedians the last 5 and she would listen along and Theo truly brought us together in the same way.. his comedic style just works so well for both of us, we laugh so hard together.

Theo Von has definitely become my favorite comic over the past couple of years. Just for the fact that he’s a genuinely good guy on top of being funny AF! Edit: I’m 23 minutes in and my sides are already hurting from laughing so hard! Idk if I can take two more hours!

Honestly I would love to just be in a room and have just a deep conversation with these two. Theo has the ability to have these deep conversations but also have the conversation from way left field. Bert is deep individual too. I just feel like sitting down with them and just chatting about life would be such an amazing experience.

Bert: “I don’t ever day drink. I can’t do it” Bert 1 minute later: “I started drinking at 7am yesterday”

@bayareaomg

Жыл бұрын

@Some Words mmm fresh cup of heiron before work my fav

@masterroshi3548

Жыл бұрын

The best part of waking up is titos in my cup

@jamesjustice8711

Жыл бұрын

Idk why he would even lie about that. He's been on record countless times talking about day drinking. Unless he was lying about those times and exaggerates his party lifestyle. Who knows with Bert?

@ashwynlentini1317

Жыл бұрын

That’s not day drinking thats morning drinking😂

Love it how Theo jusy sat there and let Bert talk, even though Theo couldn't get a word for himself 😅 I love Theo's one liners.

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@chrisS19019

Жыл бұрын

Just like Tom lol

@mcnell311

Жыл бұрын

“The reason you have Bert as a guest is so you can just relax for 2 hours.” -TS

@cmap1503

Жыл бұрын

Look at his podcast with Jesse Ventura. Its 10 times worse than this one

@66Ack

Жыл бұрын

@@ItzMalick how about you stop spamming accounts and you will grow naturally instead of annoying people.

Almost died laughing while bert gave a play by play of his wet dreams as a kid lol Theo is over there with his eyes closes like he's being put into a trance 😂

I remember watching Theo on MTV's "Road Rules" back in like 2000. Didn't hear anything about the guy for 20 years and now here he is doing his thing. lol

@manda.watching.YouTube

Жыл бұрын

Haha I’m glad I found him a few years ago because my sense of humor was terrible twenty years ago 😹 I wouldn’t have appreciated him.

Theo's sponsor breaks are the only sponsor breaks i've ever enjoyed watching and that actually make me giggle. God bless you Theo, you're a gem.

@wwo604

Жыл бұрын

nothing compares to bill burr, but theos are good too

@CountDoucheula

Жыл бұрын

Someone's never listened to Cumtown

@rickyrocs

Жыл бұрын

Get that Hitter !

@kylieshaye6562

Жыл бұрын

Where did he get the part about the candy canes and walking canes?

@julessb

11 ай бұрын

tim dillion's are pretty funny too

Bert: he does things for anti-aging Theo: walking, thinking 😂😂

@CDubzWhat

8 ай бұрын

Amen 😂

Seeing the growth in all of you guys over the past few years has been truly inspiring.

Lol you could tell Theo wanted to correct him on Wallen each time 🤣🤣

"The way I drink at airports is the way horses run" - Bart Kreischer

@JennaVonLucius

Жыл бұрын

"Eat my shorts" - Bart Simpson

@OSS976

Жыл бұрын

The horse running part was cracking me up 😂

"I'll suck off an aorta!" I died laughing. Theo, you're a treasure and must be protected at all costs.

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3

Жыл бұрын

​@@ItzMalickstop this nonsense

18:14 Bert’s octopus joke is wild 💀💀

Anytime I feel like a loser I just put on a little Bert to remind me it's not that bad for me

@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3

Жыл бұрын

Lol setting the bar low enough to look okay, I see.

@jdawg9137

Жыл бұрын

He has millions. Still feel better?

Theo's podcast is better than any other media out today. Its no wonder so many other comedians want to do a podcast with Theo. RIP Shaub.

@cpreid

Жыл бұрын

Tuesdays with Stories is much better.

@aculeatus4356

Жыл бұрын

@@cpreid lmfao bad friends is the highest rated podcast, and it trumps this

@lenderzconstable

Жыл бұрын

I thought KATS was funny when Theo was on there. It totally turned after he moved to Nashville.

@lenderzconstable

Жыл бұрын

@@aculeatus4356 i wish I thought it was funny or that I at least enjoyed bad friends. Same with your moms house podcast with segura but it’s so ordinary.

@Nyquil47

Жыл бұрын

Theo is hilarious on his own podcast in his own vibe. Having him on any other podcast just means he'll be cutting off comedians to say "my cousin was raised by a squirrel" 20 times.

Literally has Google at his fingertips ...Theo: "I mean I could draw him for you. Well im not even that good at drawing" don't change a thing man love you 🤣

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@InspectorButters4

Жыл бұрын

Theo is always talking about and wanting to draw something or someone!!! Hahahah I think he secretly wants to be an artist instead of a comedian

Love Theo and Bert. ❤ Their pods highlight how good-hearted and thoughtful they are in addition to being brilliant comics.

bert being the wingman at the end what a true friend. " it aint fun unless we all get some" lol

As someone that used to party. Me and theo saying "TO TAKE HOME????" at the exact same time had me in tears. Love you theo. Love to see you winning brother

@kurtstarkey8792

Жыл бұрын

out of everything Bert said... that was the thing Theo just couldn't comprehend. 🤣

@brendanwoodley7567

Жыл бұрын

I'm UPSTAIRS

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@jeremydelaney1112

Жыл бұрын

Ya there's no way Bert was correct on that amount he was just given for free fo take home 🤣🤣🤣

@funnydonor9484

Жыл бұрын

@@ItzMalick but do you have an actual job as well? You know, one that contributes to society in some way…

Bart is so hilarious and goofy but it hit me HARD when he said "I love being alive. My favorite part of being alive is loving that you're alive." Dumb deepness is the best

@trxgic2300

Жыл бұрын

Who tf is Bart?

@MREpicIpodApps

Жыл бұрын

@@trxgic2300 Bart Chrysler

@jaakko1786

Жыл бұрын

@@trxgic2300 bert sampson

@go4069

Жыл бұрын

It’s Brent Kilshner dummies.

@MREpicIpodApps

Жыл бұрын

@@go4069 Burnt Cruller

theo is just one of a kind man .. gang gang bro

“If you like threatening your Uber driver and making him go fast” 💀

love when bert talks about his family.. he lights up.. you can tell hes truly happy

@gahb4326

10 ай бұрын

@@Lee-wk3cb hahha im happy to see im not the only one disliking Bert. I cant stand him, his laugh and his lame ass jokes. I have no idea what hes doing between all those talented comedians. but i guess they like him for some reason.

@jer8279

10 ай бұрын

@Lee-wk3cb he has a right to be happy. You disliking him is petty. Yeah he's a narcissistic drunk, but everyone has the right to be fucking happy. I wish i could be that fucking happy

Theo is so trustworthy he brings out the absolute best qualities of everyone around him. His friends are so lucky.

@avgoustinospatakas7040

Жыл бұрын

All except bill burr

@TheDJOblivion

Жыл бұрын

@@avgoustinospatakas7040 it would be interesting to see bill revisit now that he's done mushrooms and not as... Burrish

@avgoustinospatakas7040

Жыл бұрын

man , mushrooms got nothing on the old guy burr hides inside and outside of him...pure evil haha

@OSS976

Жыл бұрын

@@avgoustinospatakas7040 I love Burr but I agree with you haha the two just are polar opposites and don’t mesh at all.

@hotdog9262

Жыл бұрын

@@OSS976 id say it was burr flashing his veteran card in the newcomers face. awful mindset to have but very common

Whenever I hear the word “Inflammation” Bert is there first thing that comes to my mind.

This podcast was a wonderful watch. Felt like I was hanging out with buddies I've known for years. Cheers guys.

Theo brings the best out of every comedian he brings on the show. Much love, gang baby

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

Burp CryShart looks like he gets his blood pressure tested with a tire gauge at Jiffy Lube.

Bert's talk about his wife and the fear of "getting caught" is incredibly insightful. Beautiful podcast

These two intellectual giants will teach us many a philosophical notion, here.

@FartCakes

Жыл бұрын

@Hash Hey, dumb dumb. You said it twice. A true intellectual giant..

@howardhavardramberg7160

Жыл бұрын

Gang gang, over.

@FartCakes

Жыл бұрын

@Hash good job, you deleted. We Tod.

@FartCakes

Жыл бұрын

@Hash screenshot it for this very moment 🤷‍♂️

@Cp_9900

Жыл бұрын

‘Intellectual giants’ are usually fucking miserable tbf

Theo feels like almost too good of a guy to be a comic. What a sweet dude. And so many hilarious throw away lines that Bart just steamrolled over

@lonelylubberkin7299

Жыл бұрын

You must of watched a different pod, Bert laughed at nearly everything Theo said…

@aaronballeck3153

Жыл бұрын

Who's Bart

@adamobrien1534

Жыл бұрын

@@aaronballeck3153 Brent kreischer

@staywoke2198

Жыл бұрын

@@adamobrien1534 Brendan Kreisher*

@bbldrizzzzzy

Жыл бұрын

@@lonelylubberkin7299 no most of the time he just said his own story and kept talking. Nearly no acknowledgement

Tim Dillion and Theo cannot be compared. Theo is hands down in a league of his own at this place on the podcast spectrum.

This is going to be good. Bert and Theo have a great vibe together

@grahamsalkeld358

Жыл бұрын

them southern boyz

@timstradley5819

Жыл бұрын

@Bubba he’s from the literal southernmost state in the nation

@bulldawg71199

Жыл бұрын

@Bubba Hell nah lol def not from Texas

@fatguyonthc

Жыл бұрын

@@timstradley5819 he’s from the coast. The south starts about 40 miles inland 😂

@CantTellYou

Жыл бұрын

@@fatguyonthc accurate! and ironically it reeeally starts more than 100miles north of where he grew up

I’m glad Theo knows we all suffer from mental illnesses that keep us from sleeping at night, so he posts these at this time for all us drugged-up nocturnal folks who need a little sunshine in our life… cause we’re gonna sleep all day anyways. Thank you Theo Von. Nocturnal Gang gang.

@apeface1344

Жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself but there's a lot of us that aren't weak minded freaks that have so called mental illnesses

@dezzmaan5079

Жыл бұрын

@@apeface1344 🤣 You’re talking about your dear friend Theo as well bud. Your mental illness just showed itself. You my friend, have a personality disorder. You will reject it, that’s fine, but to me and everyone else that knows anything about psychology will agree. I don’t judge you, don’t worry. (Edit: Possibly a sociopath or some form of psychopathy).

@sethbishop6890

Жыл бұрын

@@dezzmaan5079 yeah I don't know why he is watching if it doesn't entertain him. And knowing how hard and long Theo worked to get here, longer than 14 years, complimenting him and encouraging him is just nice and this guy is showing signs of that incel mentality that Cane mentality where if someone is successful in their field and others recognize them, they have to do something to try and ruin it because they cant stand that.

@DD-wo7lr

Жыл бұрын

Wow me right now 🤣😅🤣 love from OZ

@dezzmaan5079

Жыл бұрын

Mr. @Ape Face decided to delete his comment saying: “Speak for yourself, but there’s those of us individuals who aren’t weak minded freaks.”

The good vibes in this podcast is contagious!

What a great convo, felt like I was in the room. Shout-out both of yall

It's amazing that 10 minutes in Bert finally realizes it's started 😂😂😂

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

Bert legit never stops talking. It’s crazy.

@makidiaz3894

Жыл бұрын

That adderall snaps

@asapbruhhhhh

Жыл бұрын

@@makidiaz3894 No wonder he and Whitney are best friends.

@CAPTINjacksparrow

Жыл бұрын

Well he’s entertaining and the guest

@asapbruhhhhh

Жыл бұрын

@@CAPTINjacksparrow I meant literally ever. Have you seen his podcast with Tom? He doesn’t ever stop talking.

@CAPTINjacksparrow

Жыл бұрын

@@asapbruhhhhh Again entertainment

45:40 what was that laugh bro 😂

Appreciate this candid conversation about addiction. No lies detected.

dude, to hear bert describe his inner voice just like mine and to see the parallel in my binge drinking hit me in some way

I love how excited Bert gets for non existent plans

The way I drink in airports is how horses run

This guy is hilarious! Bert should have him on more often

@JennaVonLucius

Жыл бұрын

This is Theo's podcast and Bert is the guest 🤧😅

@manda.watching.YouTube

Жыл бұрын

@@JennaVonLucius lol I think they knew that. I think they were pointing out the fact that Bert did 90% of the talking.

@belleboa

Жыл бұрын

It's always berts show wherever he goes lol 😆

@K0RN17

Жыл бұрын

It’s his episode he is suppose to talk alot

@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3

Жыл бұрын

​@@JennaVonLuciusr/whoosh

Listening to barts line stories made me itch and that isn't even my drug of choice. Stay strong Theo dog - you the man.

@em3462

Жыл бұрын

Bert does this to every sober person he speaks to. He questions their sobriety then goes on and on in vivid detail about how much he loves alcohol/drugs. Cannot stand the dude. Although he’s probably doing it because he’s insecure and sober people remind him how out of control he is

@CAPTINjacksparrow

Жыл бұрын

Weak

@HartJon282

Жыл бұрын

@@CAPTINjacksparrow from the guy who changes his YT channel to fictional characters. Nice.

@CAPTINjacksparrow

Жыл бұрын

@@HartJon282 to a channel who uses a boring ass typical name as Brandon… smells like Weak

I love how much Bert tells Theo people love him.

“And I was riding horses” what😂

I love how bert continuously throughout this episode gives theo his flowers. It's nice to see that he admires him and is okay with letting him know.

Adam Sandler came into the restaurant where I work one time, right before the pandemic. He had gone to Magic Mountain with his kids and a buddy that day, and was looking for a place to eat b4 heading back home. He was the coolest guy ever 😊 I managed to withhold my declarations of fandom (unlike Bert) and just served him like anyone else. He was such a kind guest and it was completely surreal to see him in person. Love to the Sandman

This podcast has got me through a lot of tough days at a labor intensive job, the intro song has become so wholesome, top 3 podcasts imo

@jalo3369

Жыл бұрын

JRE, Theo, and ?

@cennybkillinum

Жыл бұрын

GANG GANG 🙌

I'm going to that show in Alaska. Can't wait, Bert! Great episode as usual Theo!

Bret casually trying to bring Theo out of sobriety for 2.5 hrs

@akuma2k844

Жыл бұрын

LEGIT

Let's hope Theo can get a word in

@XbraveheartX87

Жыл бұрын

we all know brent isnt going to let that happen🤣

@MommaLousKitchen

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@MommaLousKitchen

Жыл бұрын

Mean...but not wrong.

“Does she bat at the wiener like a cat!” Haha I love that line 😂

Bert never ceases to amaze me how he can make everything about himself 🤣

@christophersizemore5497

4 ай бұрын

I fucking hate him

Every time Bert does that fake laugh it wakes my dog up, she's looking around like there's seagulls flying above or something.

@FlareooGD

Жыл бұрын

that’s his real laugh lol

Wow Theo & Bert. So profound. So worth every word. The more you talk with them the more you check in with them the more the relationship grows. It takes the stress off of your life. There is a bigger picture. Thank you both for your honesty. Honestly, thank you.

As an alcoholic, the segment from .40 to . 50 min in hits home . Not looking for attention even tho I’m typing this but if there’s anyone out there it can get better I struggle everyday not to have a drink

@mosval8985

Жыл бұрын

Stay strong brother. Gang

@charliedillon1400

Жыл бұрын

Sending thoughts bro. I have three years sober and rarely think about booze at all and I drank like a psychopath for thirty years. Smoke weed and get outside.

I was having a bad day then I watched this podcast.. saved my day for sure! you both are the best! @TheoVon @BertKreischer

What a great time! Bert is the king of interviewing himself lol. If only Theo knew how much his viewers love him.

Bert focusing on "drinking in a motel" instead of him noticing "drinking for 6 weeks" is pretty funny

@em3462

Жыл бұрын

Probably the funniest thing he’s ever said. Self awareness level -8000

Watching this trying not too laugh while everyone is asleep is hard!!

@jamoburnsy953

Жыл бұрын

Bruh I feel you gang gang

@chadhaa2461

Жыл бұрын

😂 Same here.. My wife wakes up in the middle of the night and tells me to "shut up the kids have school in the morning"..

@MrDeadbweast

Жыл бұрын

@@chadhaa2461 nah im over here whispering laughing holding it in, you sound like tou are yelling no remorse for anyone if you waking up the dam kidss 😭

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

I wanna hear more about Berts process. He’s such a deep guy actually, love to hear about his thinking and how he came up with being shirtless

Berts ability to just have a great time and live life how he wants to is so amazing man. Being rich helps but maybe one day 😏. You guys inspire me every week. Gang.

44:36 Bert talks about why day drinking is bad and then immediately says he drank at 7am the day prior 🤣🤣🤣

@CleanHead

Жыл бұрын

LOL right. Only non alcoholics drink at 7 am.

@CAPTINjacksparrow

Жыл бұрын

@@CleanHead non alcoholics drink at 7am lol good I feel better about myself

“There’s a walk, there’s a gallop, and then there’s canter and then there’s a run” Haha Brunt’s a real cowboy.

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@smith0565

Жыл бұрын

right after he says "theres 3 speeds" and then names 4 haahah

"BRING UP THAT SUMMER SAUSAGE" 42:30 had me cryingggg

they sound like 2 really good friends next to the play ground... I love you guys

You guys are the best. I just hope Theo doesn’t relapse, I’m half way through all I’ve wanted to do is get some coke and party. Gang Gang

@Chris-zo4vu

Жыл бұрын

Stay strong bro! You've got this!

@pinkpugginz

Жыл бұрын

Haven't had coke in a year and felt the same lmao

@ItzMalick

Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾‼

@joeylee3566

Жыл бұрын

One day at a time you got this man

@billyburden8097

Жыл бұрын

Just stick to roblox slugger