Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

@ucfpiloto

3 жыл бұрын

❤️

@michaelreese8217

3 жыл бұрын

🐭🤴🏻

@elibeasley3602

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks man you too

@SPWILLY

3 жыл бұрын

Gang shit

@kendallmoraless

3 жыл бұрын

Be good to yourself, YOU deserve it.

God damn this is the golden age of podcasts.

@mikexxxmilly

5 жыл бұрын

gravityphantasm truth bro

@apollo209

5 жыл бұрын

Golden Age of Comedians! booiiii

@kyleclark2623

5 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh the golden age of something that has been around for 10 years.

@arulross70

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha the condescension I feel for young bros is unhealthy

@Guardsgotgame11

5 жыл бұрын

Or the only age of podcasts lmao what other age was there ?

The two quickest BSers in the game. Can spit out any story and joke in a split second.

@kebokev7519

5 жыл бұрын

Very good attribute to have

@iansmith5319

5 жыл бұрын

Yeeessss!

@JamesLeeBuzz

5 жыл бұрын

@Triple M damn bro if that's what scares you then don't go outside, ever.

@dtacherra6063

4 жыл бұрын

Everything said about Schaub Callen and Delia was definitely not BS.

@edwardkemp9563

4 жыл бұрын

Burnintreez321 Relax man, just because you hate your own life doesn’t mean you have to be mad at everyone else.

is theo auditioning to be shaggy from scooby doo?

@itsTodd

5 жыл бұрын

Doug Unfunny that would be a great movie hahaha

@dxkumar8

5 жыл бұрын

@@itsTodd True!

@007georgetony

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I can't unseen that

@kperreault420

5 жыл бұрын

You ruined theo for me

@jasonr5789

5 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck, I thought I was alone on this😂

“Magic Johnson’s wife doesn’t have AIDs and he’s the all time leader in assists” lmao holy shit that line had me dyin

@HilariousStandUpClips

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly didn’t even laugh. I was amazed that he came up with that on the spot. Crazy good.

Cheeto Santino and the Rat King. Top notch right here boys

@Unz360

5 жыл бұрын

Is it too late for Cheeto to replace Brandon Shwab?

first guest i have seen so far on TPW that was as quick as theo and honestly in some instances quicker new found respect for the red rocket gang gang

@DavidLee-js8ew

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Miecley exactly. I like that he kept bits going instead getting weirded out by some of the stuff Theo says.

@fibsniper786

5 жыл бұрын

These guys have great chemistry, and even though the red rocket is a little more quick on the draw than our boy Theo, he never stepped out too far ahead of Von, leaving just enough of a gap in his cadence to let Theo catch his breath and stay relevant and interactive. Well done Santino. Way to push that pace forward, while also leaning back into the familiar vibes we’ve all come to expect from TPW

@tritonjames2671

5 жыл бұрын

The only reason he could be quicker is because he's more aggressive! Hence the ginger. Definitely not so. Different agenda... Theo is way more open-minded but truly knows he's the deserving winner. How could you disagree. Next year could be different. But cocky arrogant somewhat witty funny. Leave that to Bill Burr not this cat. The rat King wins again

@tritonjames2671

5 жыл бұрын

Theo can have chemistry with any human being

“When u see a ginger thumbin around your dairy” LOL Theo has a way to make literally everything funny

9:18 that didn't age well..

Props to Grey Block Pizza for having Theo's back! Gang Gang

@badluckbro661

5 жыл бұрын

Gay

@mcnell311

5 жыл бұрын

They got in early and cheap too, for the viewership Theo has now. Lifetime deal for the hitter.

@mugshotmarley

5 жыл бұрын

EIGHTEEN ELEVEN PICO BOULEVARD

@Mrmyagi132

5 жыл бұрын

"ganggang" are you 3 years old ?

@PappaMustafa

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mrmyagi132 captain obvious over here

This ginger is talking in 1.25 speed

@HesAnUnpaidIntern

5 жыл бұрын

@@dawie4853 You should seek help.

@phillipadams6735

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it looks like somebody turned his talk speed way up before sending him to the podcast. I also noticed his paleness has been left on overnight, his humor won't go past 50% and his gayness is set to defrost. They should have somebody take a look at that. Unprofessional.

@TheUnderwood95

5 жыл бұрын

Adderall

@closinginonclosure

5 жыл бұрын

Right. And he can’t stop interrupting Theo and talking over him. So annoying

@mrfalconpuch123

5 жыл бұрын

closinginonclosure is he the Brendan of this podcast?

1:04:20 😭😭😭 I literally just choked on my own spit. "Wow, I just had a vision you don't." "37? That's in a year and a half." "Sorry, man." 😂

The way Theo looks down and says no when Andrew asks if he'd ever kill himself.. worried about him man..

@rachellopez6626

3 жыл бұрын

It's good he said it out loud. Self affirmation. He is trying to heal

@ComeAndSee101

2 жыл бұрын

Lol do you really think Theo could kill someone

Shout out to the guy laughing in the background

@kilo9inetr395

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment about him

@1Shoe18

5 жыл бұрын

That has to be Gianni? That dude cracks up nonstop. Love it.

@idahoplantguy9027

4 жыл бұрын

That's Nick, he's a premature baby that grew up, but like, real slow. He's 43 years old. Edit: Actually, I think that is Gianni. He's the one who laughs twice as much as he probably should.

@40:25 "How long have humans walked the earth?" "2000 years I think" 😂😂😂😂

andrew santino should be a rapper his enunciation is incredible

@coRnThEdOg1

4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard a rapper speak normally?

@stikdude22

4 жыл бұрын

andy parham yes

@ryangoodrich4148

4 жыл бұрын

Well at least he’s Dave’s manager..

@nathanmendelsohnbjj7964

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t always talk like that, I noticed that too and I thought it sounded kind of unnatural 😂

These two are comedy gold! Finally someone who can keep up with Theo’s humor!

Theo would play Billy Ray Cyrus, in a Biopic!!! And, it’d be that hitta!

@djames7166

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe Milie too

@Outplayedqt

5 жыл бұрын

Joe rogan can play Miley cyrus

@StephanieJaimes

23 күн бұрын

Literally came here to say the same thing 😂 100%

Theo Von for the Steve Erwin biopic

@josephdavis2695

5 жыл бұрын

Fucka Podcast winner

@jsantiago614

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a nobody and I approve this message.

@thumbsthazephyr6728

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment! So true. Rip steve.

@iansmith5319

5 жыл бұрын

Irwin

@JacoFreezem

5 жыл бұрын

I think he'd do better as Joe dirt

After seeing Andrew Santino on multiple podcasts as of late...Dude is legit one of the funniest and genuine comics around...mad respect frfr

Theo von as Steve Irwin's daughter

@araweelospirit4180

5 жыл бұрын

James Anderson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andrewbrandmusic1971

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 absolutely losing it

@buffyshillings3138

3 жыл бұрын

You’re out of hand 😂😂😂

@michaeld2416

3 жыл бұрын

good one lol

@RealElongatedMuskrat

3 жыл бұрын

Noooo ahaha leave poor Bindi outta this bruh, she just got settled down with her husband and they're havin a baby 😂

Theo could be Patrick Swayze from Roadhouse.

@jayq8454

5 жыл бұрын

Sean August very underrated comment

@evilash570

5 жыл бұрын

Sean August Son of Swayze!

@loflin225

5 жыл бұрын

Billy Ray Cyrus...

@officialdirtmcgurt

5 жыл бұрын

Going off the rails on that swayze train, he's a dead ringer for both lead roles in dirty dancing.

@codyholling6721

5 жыл бұрын

Theo is a fucking doppelganger for Patrick's brother Don Swayze. Google it

You guys need to do a podcast weekly. Two of the fastest, funniest people out there today.

@TanPlantFilm

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Bear no man king and sting just got born don’t throw this into the mix

@Blackkeys12

5 жыл бұрын

Tanner Alford nah schaub cuts people off every 2 seconds, kills every bit and isnt really that funny. These two would be a way better podcast duo.

@stp1fann

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Get RID of brandan schwab - it was called a "trial" for a reason. Cheeto is way better.

@mdougf

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@SirTomFoolery

4 жыл бұрын

schaub is funny in his own CTE kinda way. Dont be haters

Well this aged well?

@Homeofthelosers

3 жыл бұрын

Aged b e a u tifully

@andruucspr7466

3 жыл бұрын

His victims didn't tho

@mahlonkapule7304

3 жыл бұрын

@ 9:30 when they were legitimately talking about chris and underage girls lololol

When Nick Swardson called Brian and Brendan.. Sigfreid and ROID made him a contender for guest of the year.

@Mach1Greeble

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Swardson is a damn savage

Raat king and the Red Rocket yeeah boi

@timothyharper5048

5 жыл бұрын

Definietly should be a raat king &Red Rocket podcast before raat king and Brenda. Just saying.

@nickbaker7820

5 жыл бұрын

Can we drop Brenda Swab?

@timothyharper5048

5 жыл бұрын

ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 "ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊" 𝐏𝐨𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭.. Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ & ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ would be ÉVÉŃ BÉTTÉŔ THÁŃ, the "ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & Chris ᴰ'ⁱᵈᵈˡᵉˢ ᵇᵃᵇⁱᵉˢ ₐₙd ₘₐₖₑₛ ₐ cᵤₗₜ ₒᵤₜ ₒf ᵢₜ." _And don't get me wrong- I'm a huge fan of Chris ᴰ'ⁱᵈᵈˡᵉˢ ᵇᵃᵇⁱᵉˢ ₐₙd ₘₐₖₑₛ ₐ cᵤₗₜ ₒᵤₜ ₒf ᵢₜ...._ BUt if given the option between;DA ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* OR _Chris ᴰ'ⁱᵈᵈˡᵉˢ ᵇᵃᵇⁱᵉˢ ₐₙd ₘₐₖₑₛ ₐ cᵤₗₜ ₒᵤₜ ₒf ᵢₜ._ I Gotta go with *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭; ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 Vs *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* Obviously the Smart Choice is simple. AGAIN- nothing aginst 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 , But come on... Its not even a competition. .. We're already 2 deep into the ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 Podcast... - You need to cut 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊's Strings Asap, and sew in *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* in her place. No offense to 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊 . She's Actually way funnier than the majority of female comics.... But ɌȺȺŧ Ꝁɨnǥ & *Ɍɇđ Ɍøȼꝁɇŧ* Will hands down-be the biggest podcast of 2019.

@Rob88

5 жыл бұрын

@@timothyharper5048 you ok?

@timothyharper5048

5 жыл бұрын

​@@Rob88​ Be more specific.

SLUGGER SANTINO AND THE RAT KING!!! starting 2019 off real good and proper! bringing that heat boiiiii!!!! gang gang

Theo, we just listened to your story on why you got sober.... Much respect for allowing people into your world and showing all who listen that humility is a huge step towards enlightenment.... Much respect and much appreciation! One love!

Santino catches Theo’s quick snaps that everyone else misses

“When you got a ginger thumbing through your dairy” 😂

Theo von low key looking like shaggy from scooby doo

@Tormentality

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE

@suzie5813

5 жыл бұрын

Lol.

Santino's impression of "wouldn't even make a DEEENT" had me rollin

I was in a bad mood, battlin’ the dark arts, and this podcast brought a lil light to my night. Appreciate you Theo, gang gang

@lodussorus6151

4 жыл бұрын

Gang Gang

@cristianhernandezgomez5995

3 жыл бұрын

Gang gang

@3rdleg151

2 жыл бұрын

The light is temporary seek true happiness , it's divine happiness

@JohnnySackoh

Жыл бұрын

@@3rdleg151 ur 4 yrs too late

@joescaletta9665

Жыл бұрын

Im battling the dark Arts right now stay strong brotha man

Can't wait to hear the rat king and the red rocket roast chris delano

@coltendowner34

5 жыл бұрын

Nah guys i think he’s talking about chips delena

@2pacfan56

5 жыл бұрын

Chip delimeat?

I'm so excited for this. Santino is my favorite comic that I've found recently. Guy has that Bill Bill Burr Boston attitude, anger and quick wit, but without the crotchety old man attitude, lol.

@blazedandconfused477

5 жыл бұрын

And without the annoying wife he forces onto his fans.

@yourfairyGodgod

5 жыл бұрын

Uhhh no

@johnmondragon8805

5 жыл бұрын

"Favorite comic that I've found recently"

@rolanddavid1946

5 жыл бұрын

nailed it

@jordanrodriguez6412

5 жыл бұрын

Naw he has that chicago gritty ness to him. And I feel like hes nothing like bill. Bill burr stick is just old now. We get it bill you everyone and everything. Smh

Here's to another year of Theo making me laugh every single day Gang shit

Theo needs that guy in the back laughing as a regular background dude

The Farley painting is absolutely beautiful.

38:30 "i wanted to be a paul bearer, i wanted to put him in the ground one last time" ... hilarious Theo

Theo, Santino, and Bobby are just on another level

These two together is such an overload of funny..I can't even process. I always want to drop some of this gold on people and pretend it's all me but I've forgotten everything the second it's over..all I know is it's like sippin on rocket sauce and doin magic.

Anyone else getting a Shaggy form Scooby-Doo vibe from Theo's outfit on this episode?

@josephoo10

5 жыл бұрын

said this to my wife Theo playing shaggy in the next Scooby doo movie

@artbauer9303

5 жыл бұрын

Nah not really... More of a.... Upscale good ol boy.

@Jubanuba

5 жыл бұрын

Shaggy wears those exact clothes so yah

Theo bro, you need to do a 3rd pod with the Red Rocket

@JoshuaMichael1122

5 жыл бұрын

Ben Simmons he should just kick brad showers to the curb

Never change the intro song. It's a HIT-TERRR!

These guys seem like best friends lol

“I use to cry at the gym listening to O-town” hahahaha

Excrement excavater lol " they had the best damn garden I tell you what" lolol

"Slugger" Santino, loading up mom and dad. The Rat King, tearin it up as usual. Get that Hitta. Gang.

This could be Theo’s best Podcast....Santino provides a great dynamic and I’m glad to be seeing more of him.

This combo is way better than theo and schaub

@mangolighters

5 жыл бұрын

team rat king & bee sting

@dozerdlx4183

5 жыл бұрын

I wish I could give you 100 likes

@adamgolden4083

5 жыл бұрын

Schaub just isn't funny.

@xXTaGGaXx

5 жыл бұрын

*bird noise*

@dandan6778

5 жыл бұрын

Only if you slow it down to .75

Imagine these two on a daily podcast!

@vomitinggiraffe

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine Dragons

@dman685

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine this guy calming down a little

The state of Louisiana needs to do something about these deadly embankments!!!!!!! They are killing everybody!!!! Lol

@katz9118

5 жыл бұрын

I think he forgot that he made that up about Billy Conforte too lol

@aoverhol1028

4 жыл бұрын

RIP BILLY CONFORTO

@-AyeYallThereGoLaFlare-

4 жыл бұрын

I just hit the embankment a couple weeks ago.

The Poop Bitch story is one of the funniest things I've heard this year so far. My side literally hurts 4 hours later from how hard I laughed at that letter punchline! Start at 35:00...

Theo the type of dude to do a satirical podcast dressed as shaggy

36:00 santino's luigi joke and theo's response to it was the funniest part of the podcast to me "and we're gonna leave that joke in"

I had to come back after reading the news about Chris D'elia. Remembered Theo's comment and how it stuck out to me even months ago...

@seonggi-hun7482

4 жыл бұрын

Caleigh Mueller same here. The way Santino reacts to the joke gave me a weird vibe back when I first saw it

@welcometothemonkeyhouse8430

4 жыл бұрын

@@seonggi-hun7482 Absolutely! The look Santino gives Theo before going on a tangent about how much D'elia loves older women was bizarre, to say the least. The vibe was noticeably off for a few seconds.

Santino was so spot on about Louis.

The last 15 minutes of this podcast are comedy gold!

Just happened to be rewatching this episode and 9:20 did not age well for Chris

@RayyTX

4 жыл бұрын

😳

@imtiabd

4 жыл бұрын

Came here to say that

@sjqsjqsjq

4 жыл бұрын

This goes to show many ppl knew, however they felt about it

@Th3oSK

3 жыл бұрын

sjqsjqsjq They’ve always joked about delia they don’t actually know anything. Theo has said loads of ridiculous stuff about Chris. Ie he doesn’t actually owns his dogs and he just hired them for Instagram

"Rest in platelets dude, I'm out", so good.

Insane that these guys were fighting over TFATK guest of the year when they are now all 10x bigger than that pod

"A colon concierge" - incredible

I hadnt heard of Santino until coming from Tiger belly and then coming to listen to Theos podcast because he was so entertaining.

9:20 damn Theo called it last year

@louisbalaclava

4 жыл бұрын

might have known something :/

"greyblock pizza, it's somewhere near the beach. You should be able to find it"

That Louie set was soo good thooo..

@tictacsonthefloor1958

5 жыл бұрын

Mustard Tiger thought it was funny too

@TanPlantFilm

5 жыл бұрын

It was t even funny a little bit

@TanPlantFilm

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a fan but that shit wasn’t even relevant. He’s had all this time to write and he tells a joke that I’ve heard about 3 times from my drunk uncle, and once from everyone with half a brain. Somethings wrong with the guy

@car09180707

5 жыл бұрын

@@TanPlantFilm "ok"

@ehmiguel7602

5 жыл бұрын

Tanner Alford it’s called opinions.

The guy in the backs laugh is making me so fucking happy 😂😂

I’m convinced Theo knew ab the Chris stuff 😂😂

Weird how they say Chris isn’t a pedo

@michaelzamora8056

3 жыл бұрын

They were joking, they knew

9:25 well this didn’t age well 😂

His theme music automatically gets me in the good moods

I saw Santino when he opened up for Rogan in Chicago last year he was something else haha

"He doesn't even use them. He just eats with his hands." --Andrew Santino, speaking about cult leader Chris D'liea

I hope they went to Santino's for a whiskey ginger podcast for that double podcast overdose

That joke about Chris was crazy though and Santino’s redirect was impressive.

What a refreshing podcast. With all these stale, standing on the fence podcasts these days, this one brings the heat. The Red Rocket and Rat King make a great comedy duo, who really call it like it is. They are right tho, Brandon and Bryan are just trying to monopolize of Theo's and Chris' fanbase since they are bigger and more loyal than theirs.

9:19 dude you guys knew about D’Elia?

@Th3oSK

3 жыл бұрын

They’ve always joked about delia they don’t actually know anything. Theo has said loads of ridiculous stuff about Chris. Ie he doesn’t actually owns his dogs and he just hired them for Instagram

@seonggi-hun7482

3 жыл бұрын

Theo Sk bro it’s an extremely specific joke, and the reaction was weird from Santino. Not convinced they didn’t already think/know Chris was walking a fine line with young girls

@Th3oSK

3 жыл бұрын

Pablito Morales All theo’s jokes are extremely specific that’s what makes his sense of humour funny. He’s said Chris wears a wig and the joke I mentioned above is extremely specific. Santino loves to make crazy jokes about people and so does theo Santino goes along with literally any joke if you’ve ever watched him. Also it doesn’t even look like he did anything with underage girls and backed off when he learned their ages. If your friend is banging 18/19 year olds you might think it’s kind of weird but it’s not that big of a problem

@EllipsisTriangletrap

3 жыл бұрын

It's that old "thin blue line" bro. They keep together.

@Th3oSK

3 жыл бұрын

EllipsisTriangletrap I feel like they clowned on each other all the time. I was literally just watching a podcast where Santino said he was with Chris and Chris burned hundred dollar bills in front of homeless people... obviously not true, but if it came out that Chris has beat up a homeless person people would pull that clip and say Santino knew. they all said he was a player, but I don’t think they knew he was talking to under age girls. And it doesn’t look like he banged the under age girls

Well that joke about Chris didn’t age well at all. Yikes 😬

@kewlmanable

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Fuck off asshat

@garrettnewman7438

4 жыл бұрын

They 100% knew he would wait for girls to turn 18 lol

@GRIFFIN1k

4 жыл бұрын

Garrett Newman that’s why he specifically said 17 year old girl though right? And that doesn’t make it any better you fucking pervert fuck.

@rideronthestorm_

4 жыл бұрын

That's why i came back to this episode hahaha

@GRIFFIN1k

4 жыл бұрын

Rider On the Storm 😂

Santino is so quick. Genuinely talented guy!

I’m happy that Grey block always supporting the legend. Who still watching this in 2021 ???

man the D'Elia shit is hilarious to hear in 2023

Every time they say "bye-opp-ick," a ginger dies.

Great episode the flow of the conversation was great.

The sad bit back and forth was the greatest thing I’ve ever witnessed

When he said he was gonna okay Jeff in a biopic I was thinking Jeff... Foxworthy???? Lmao 😂

This is my first time listening to Theo’s podcast. I literally giggled through the entire hour and 15 minutes. Skillshare plug and all.

@lisafanninghowe

2 жыл бұрын

Theo even entertains during commercials...

Really loved this interview. Thanks guys.,👊

'oh that young liser bro' is one of the quickest and therefore funniest things ever.. don't change theo

My favorite two cats in the game. Can't wait to watch this one.

@mikexxxmilly

5 жыл бұрын

shanefoster333 fucking true dat

@paulc4091

5 жыл бұрын

Same bruh

Theo you should also do a podcast with andrew santino like if you agree

1:13 Theo almost forgot that he wasn't on King and The Sting and said "you idiot" or "you delinquent" and corrected himself

@sageknight6189

4 жыл бұрын

That shows how toxic those other dudes are

@jamesv8163

3 жыл бұрын

@@sageknight6189 how hilarious*

This is by far, the most insightful conversation at the same time so hilarious. It's just beautiful in what they do here.

I listen to your pod cast at work. The laughter gets me through the day. Thank you for being you. Hilarious

John Stockton is the NBA's all time assist leader.

This was a great episode! Thanks for the content Theo, your the man!

One of the the best TPW guest episodes ever!

Stayed up all night to watch this as soon as it let me at 9am on the east coast..lol.

This is a great combo, very funny and smooth. More episodes!!

“I wanted to put em in the ground one more time” got damn Theo you’re a genius, Lmao!

Can not thank and appreciate more the truth discussed in this video. Thank you both for keepin it real. Love you guys. True geniuses.