Stop wiping your arseholes! If you'd just wash them with water no one else will die
@Formedras34 минут бұрын
Ok, how did Alan get the best buzzer?
@Cyber-RiotСағат бұрын
In public restrooms, you often encounter John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, it's tough, and it don't take shit from any asshole.
@mepattonСағат бұрын
Yes, we remember when QI was watchable
@willy_b_coyote2 сағат бұрын
Karl Pilkington’s Head.
@zapkvr3 сағат бұрын
Hayzee Fantayzee wrote a song about the toilet paper called Shiny shiny Bad times behind me.
@nbell634 сағат бұрын
A friend recounts hiking through the Lamington National Park with five or six friends in the early 90s. Not a difficult walk and very pretty. At some point about 2 hours in, one member was 'caught short' and excused himself going behind a large tree for 'number twos'... but hadn't been warned about Gympie Gympie. - sustained screaming ensued, - they weren't able to move him, - no phone reception, - 2 hrs to get to the Park facilities to call for an ambulance, - a wait of only 30-odd minutes (unexpectedly quick), - a 2 hr walk to the site for the ambulance folk, - a nearly 3 hr walk to stretcher the fellow out with everyone helping on the stretcher, - the screaming *throughout* was only diminished by rawness of his throat. He had wiped his bottom, catching his inner thighs and part of his 'wedding tackle'. Nearly 9 hrs from the first scream to the ambulance where they were able to provide him with relatively small relief, and then another half hour for the hospital to give him significant relief - but - that said, all those parts touched remained traumatised and liable for 'almost' the return to the original pain level for the following week. 🎉Welcome to Queensland 🎉 😀 (the poor bastard 🙁)
@janetmackinnon34114 сағат бұрын
Poor.
@angemaidment56404 сағат бұрын
Use it as toilet paper - thankfully I’ve never tried it 🤣🤣🤣
@morenauer4 сағат бұрын
If that plant had a mouth, it'd shout at you "GET YOUR OWN TOILET PAPER, YOU DINGUS!"
@zapkvr3 сағат бұрын
No one in Australia uses the perjorative "dingus". No one.
@SquantСағат бұрын
@@zapkvr That seems statistically unlikely.
@lhfirexСағат бұрын
@@zapkvr Wouldn't want to make the Gympie Gympie upset by stealing one of its favorite words.
@mirthenary4 сағат бұрын
Brings new meaning to a burning ring of fire
@GingerCC-he8be4 сағат бұрын
So many dangerous plants, animals, insects, among other categories of living beings..in Australia, OMG, why ever go there?
@AndrewTBPСағат бұрын
The white folks like my ancestors had _no idea_ of the dangers. The first newspaper in Sydney has plenty of reports of convicts fishing and then eating a stonefish, which poisoned them.
@GingerCC-he8beСағат бұрын
@@AndrewTBP oh wow, stories like yours are endless aren't they? Very tough people there I imagine
@sharonco63795 сағат бұрын
You had me at the title .. I live is the Queensland town of Gympie.
@lilymarinovic16443 сағат бұрын
I live near Gympie as well :)
@glenni2493 сағат бұрын
You don't actually have stinging plants that far south though, do you?
@lilymarinovic1644Сағат бұрын
@glenni249 If you're talking about Gympie, the clue is in the town's name. It is literally named after the plant.
@elzc065 сағат бұрын
The nail bit just made me laugh like crazy 🤣
@PichDextro5 сағат бұрын
Monday: Orange Tuesday: Green Wednesday: Pink/reddish Thursday: Purple Friday: Blue/blackish Saturday: Yellow Sunday: White
@amyshaw8935 сағат бұрын
Im sure it would be worse if you rubbed it in your eyes or something
@christianbuczko14814 сағат бұрын
Try it out, you can tell us afterwords...
@abderrahimbenmoussa43596 сағат бұрын
Never disappoint!
@Rubrickety6 сағат бұрын
I believe Sandi’s “Shall we move along?” in that one made the producers say “I think we’ve found our successor.”
@mepatton2 сағат бұрын
Biggest mistake they ever made
@NewMessage7 сағат бұрын
There's serious prank potential there. Just sayin'.
@EebstertheGreat7 сағат бұрын
It's so funny listening to British people still confused decades later about how such shitty (or, ironically, not shitty) toilet paper used to be accepted. As an American who never had to experience it, I have the same confusion. Why _did_ people put up with that?
@John_Smith_607 сағат бұрын
Probably one of the stock reasons; _It builds character!!_
@daddymuggle6 сағат бұрын
It was cheap. We had the same stuff in public (and many semi-public) toilets in New Zealand. Worse than useless, it was a relief to discover the carton empty, because it was then possible to extricate the carton from the steel holder, and wipe one's arse with bits of ripped up cardboard.
@ZondaFRoadster6 сағат бұрын
Because it was mostly in schools, where kids just accepted it as how it had to be because they didn't know any better. A lot of the complaints about it now are done in hindsight.
@JasperJanssen6 сағат бұрын
@@ZondaFRoadsterheh. Hind.
@glengreen3627 сағат бұрын
I brushed lightly by a Gympie Gympie bush while on a walk at Cunningham's Gap, and very quickly learned about how treacherous the Australian bush can be. If the snakes and spiders don't get you, the trees will ambush you if you don't watch out. Triffids have nothing on them. I believe that if we had laced the Ho Chi Min trail in Vietnam with Gympie Gympie seeds, we would have shortened the conflict by 5 years.
@John_Smith_607 сағат бұрын
Would that be considered a violation of the Geneva Conventions?
@JayMH4098 сағат бұрын
'It's from Queensland.' Of course it is.
@paulcollyer8018 сағат бұрын
In the military we had a nickname for that bog roll; John Wayne. Rough, tough, & didn’t take sheet from no one..
@deafeningoctopus8 сағат бұрын
I know this one thanks to Coyote Peterson...
@decodolly15358 сағат бұрын
I could suggest the worst thing to do to a gimp but I'd get banned form YT.
@brianm63379 сағат бұрын
"How to serve Gympie Gympie at your next social function" Your enemies will never be the same.
@orwellboy19589 сағат бұрын
Well you started it, Sandy
@ThrowerTimothy3 сағат бұрын
She literally did!
@ashleybellofsydney9 сағат бұрын
Growing in Queensland, if a dog or cat came into contact with a Gympie Gympie, they would bite themselves to death.
@redelfshotthefood82133 сағат бұрын
What an horrific end!
@88marome9 сағат бұрын
"Shall we move along?" 😂
@johncunningham69288 сағат бұрын
And at that Moment, Stephen Fry knew that he'd found his replacement for when he retired... 😜
@Elriuhilu6 сағат бұрын
Yeah, a bowel move.
@jonshellmusic4 сағат бұрын
@@Elriuhilu Now we know what you were doing while watching this video…
@SekritJay9 сағат бұрын
I made the mistake of looking this plant up and found out that the hairs of this plant can be accidentally inhaled. While the damage isn't even close to what you get by touching it - a week versus up to two years - it still causes pretty bad tonsilitis and a really bad hayfever-like reaction. They sure do make 'em in Australia
@EebstertheGreat7 сағат бұрын
Not tonsilitis, but a sore throat that feels similar. You inhale so few hairs that the most obvious effect is sneezing, but people who have spent very long periods of time studying them can develop allergies and sometimes pain in the nose and pharynx. On the other hand, the pain from direct contact is said to be beyond compare, so that's what I would be worried about.
@JimC9 сағат бұрын
First!
@ls-sk5iv10 сағат бұрын
Why not explain the whole context of the story instead of mocking them? These people in Pakistan who struggle in life against discrimination and violence were seeking an opportunity to be given employment to better their lives, and the Tax department was able to provide a few individuals employment. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZGZ4mbR_iMnUltY.htmlsi=ajZ9-Sy4bCjMEJWK
@t.c.thompson235915 сағат бұрын
Never threaten a Jupitus with a good time.
@just-tess16 сағат бұрын
in the first portrait David looks more like the husband, definitely see the Marty Feldman too!
@user-vr5rx3kj2y16 сағат бұрын
I love it when sandy gets angry
@production74917 сағат бұрын
Stephen's disappointed face, when Alan says "Mr. Software" pleaaaseee😭😭🤚🤚 they're so adorable 🥺
@knuthamsun610618 сағат бұрын
Stephen J Gould was neither great nor a biologist. He was a fraud, a liar and a Marxist propagandist
@mauricewalmsley703521 сағат бұрын
When Ross was trying to make the offal pie, Matt could've done an impromptu Master of the House!
@kielwilson973423 сағат бұрын
I automatically said white didn’t know the blue green turquoise bit 😮
@fanthonyfictionsКүн бұрын
What if the make a cup with a bar that sticks up 3/4 from the rim then folds over to the other side. Then to stir the drink, you sinply swirl the cup.
@fanthonyfictionsКүн бұрын
Its not drowning nor sharks that make me afraid of the ocean. Its jellyfish. 🪼 No other sea animal triggers my fight or flight more. I can admire the beauty if some. But I hate all of them. Sharks don't bother me. For one, I can make a judgement call on the whether or not they'll even be in the water pending on the country. Two, they have an understandable motivation for attacking. Three, they can be fought off with varying degrees of success. But with jellyfish. There are the embodiment of "fuck you anyway." They don't even need to want to eat you, you just touch you and you're become varying degrees of fucked. They can be obvious, invisable, big or small, they can get you anywhere, even on land, the fuckers. You can't negotiate with jellyfish, you can't scare them, or fight the the fuckers off. God had spite in his heart when he made jellyfish. Evil fucker.
@derekpugh5457Күн бұрын
They cut her off talking about her family connections, would have loved to hear what she had to say
@fanthonyfictionsКүн бұрын
My first guess was Africa.
@williamjones7163Күн бұрын
As an American, I stand in respect❤.
@user-ez9kd4sy3fКүн бұрын
Back in the days, I used to take out the rotary arm ,now day's I have a 2013 ssangyong rodius. No respectable lad wants to be seen in that car.
@WdyWPКүн бұрын
another saying is "Red on Right is Wrong".
@OriginalPuroКүн бұрын
Now. Everything has always happened now. A billion years ago, everything happened NOW. It's always NOW. Everything that has ever happened and ever will happen, happens NOW.
@scottgray1806Күн бұрын
Mosquitoes don't kill anyone, the Plasmodium parasite which causes malaria kills. If you could prevent the parasite entering the salivary glands, you could wipe out malaria. But the salivary glands of the mosquito is perfect for harbouring any parasite.
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Stop wiping your arseholes! If you'd just wash them with water no one else will die
Ok, how did Alan get the best buzzer?
In public restrooms, you often encounter John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, it's tough, and it don't take shit from any asshole.
Yes, we remember when QI was watchable
Karl Pilkington’s Head.
Hayzee Fantayzee wrote a song about the toilet paper called Shiny shiny Bad times behind me.
A friend recounts hiking through the Lamington National Park with five or six friends in the early 90s. Not a difficult walk and very pretty. At some point about 2 hours in, one member was 'caught short' and excused himself going behind a large tree for 'number twos'... but hadn't been warned about Gympie Gympie. - sustained screaming ensued, - they weren't able to move him, - no phone reception, - 2 hrs to get to the Park facilities to call for an ambulance, - a wait of only 30-odd minutes (unexpectedly quick), - a 2 hr walk to the site for the ambulance folk, - a nearly 3 hr walk to stretcher the fellow out with everyone helping on the stretcher, - the screaming *throughout* was only diminished by rawness of his throat. He had wiped his bottom, catching his inner thighs and part of his 'wedding tackle'. Nearly 9 hrs from the first scream to the ambulance where they were able to provide him with relatively small relief, and then another half hour for the hospital to give him significant relief - but - that said, all those parts touched remained traumatised and liable for 'almost' the return to the original pain level for the following week. 🎉Welcome to Queensland 🎉 😀 (the poor bastard 🙁)
Poor.
Use it as toilet paper - thankfully I’ve never tried it 🤣🤣🤣
If that plant had a mouth, it'd shout at you "GET YOUR OWN TOILET PAPER, YOU DINGUS!"
No one in Australia uses the perjorative "dingus". No one.
@@zapkvr That seems statistically unlikely.
@@zapkvr Wouldn't want to make the Gympie Gympie upset by stealing one of its favorite words.
Brings new meaning to a burning ring of fire
So many dangerous plants, animals, insects, among other categories of living beings..in Australia, OMG, why ever go there?
The white folks like my ancestors had _no idea_ of the dangers. The first newspaper in Sydney has plenty of reports of convicts fishing and then eating a stonefish, which poisoned them.
@@AndrewTBP oh wow, stories like yours are endless aren't they? Very tough people there I imagine
You had me at the title .. I live is the Queensland town of Gympie.
I live near Gympie as well :)
You don't actually have stinging plants that far south though, do you?
@glenni249 If you're talking about Gympie, the clue is in the town's name. It is literally named after the plant.
The nail bit just made me laugh like crazy 🤣
Monday: Orange Tuesday: Green Wednesday: Pink/reddish Thursday: Purple Friday: Blue/blackish Saturday: Yellow Sunday: White
Im sure it would be worse if you rubbed it in your eyes or something
Try it out, you can tell us afterwords...
Never disappoint!
I believe Sandi’s “Shall we move along?” in that one made the producers say “I think we’ve found our successor.”
Biggest mistake they ever made
There's serious prank potential there. Just sayin'.
It's so funny listening to British people still confused decades later about how such shitty (or, ironically, not shitty) toilet paper used to be accepted. As an American who never had to experience it, I have the same confusion. Why _did_ people put up with that?
Probably one of the stock reasons; _It builds character!!_
It was cheap. We had the same stuff in public (and many semi-public) toilets in New Zealand. Worse than useless, it was a relief to discover the carton empty, because it was then possible to extricate the carton from the steel holder, and wipe one's arse with bits of ripped up cardboard.
Because it was mostly in schools, where kids just accepted it as how it had to be because they didn't know any better. A lot of the complaints about it now are done in hindsight.
@@ZondaFRoadsterheh. Hind.
I brushed lightly by a Gympie Gympie bush while on a walk at Cunningham's Gap, and very quickly learned about how treacherous the Australian bush can be. If the snakes and spiders don't get you, the trees will ambush you if you don't watch out. Triffids have nothing on them. I believe that if we had laced the Ho Chi Min trail in Vietnam with Gympie Gympie seeds, we would have shortened the conflict by 5 years.
Would that be considered a violation of the Geneva Conventions?
'It's from Queensland.' Of course it is.
In the military we had a nickname for that bog roll; John Wayne. Rough, tough, & didn’t take sheet from no one..
I know this one thanks to Coyote Peterson...
I could suggest the worst thing to do to a gimp but I'd get banned form YT.
"How to serve Gympie Gympie at your next social function" Your enemies will never be the same.
Well you started it, Sandy
She literally did!
Growing in Queensland, if a dog or cat came into contact with a Gympie Gympie, they would bite themselves to death.
What an horrific end!
"Shall we move along?" 😂
And at that Moment, Stephen Fry knew that he'd found his replacement for when he retired... 😜
Yeah, a bowel move.
@@Elriuhilu Now we know what you were doing while watching this video…
I made the mistake of looking this plant up and found out that the hairs of this plant can be accidentally inhaled. While the damage isn't even close to what you get by touching it - a week versus up to two years - it still causes pretty bad tonsilitis and a really bad hayfever-like reaction. They sure do make 'em in Australia
Not tonsilitis, but a sore throat that feels similar. You inhale so few hairs that the most obvious effect is sneezing, but people who have spent very long periods of time studying them can develop allergies and sometimes pain in the nose and pharynx. On the other hand, the pain from direct contact is said to be beyond compare, so that's what I would be worried about.
First!
Why not explain the whole context of the story instead of mocking them? These people in Pakistan who struggle in life against discrimination and violence were seeking an opportunity to be given employment to better their lives, and the Tax department was able to provide a few individuals employment. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZGZ4mbR_iMnUltY.htmlsi=ajZ9-Sy4bCjMEJWK
Never threaten a Jupitus with a good time.
in the first portrait David looks more like the husband, definitely see the Marty Feldman too!
I love it when sandy gets angry
Stephen's disappointed face, when Alan says "Mr. Software" pleaaaseee😭😭🤚🤚 they're so adorable 🥺
Stephen J Gould was neither great nor a biologist. He was a fraud, a liar and a Marxist propagandist
When Ross was trying to make the offal pie, Matt could've done an impromptu Master of the House!
I automatically said white didn’t know the blue green turquoise bit 😮
What if the make a cup with a bar that sticks up 3/4 from the rim then folds over to the other side. Then to stir the drink, you sinply swirl the cup.
Its not drowning nor sharks that make me afraid of the ocean. Its jellyfish. 🪼 No other sea animal triggers my fight or flight more. I can admire the beauty if some. But I hate all of them. Sharks don't bother me. For one, I can make a judgement call on the whether or not they'll even be in the water pending on the country. Two, they have an understandable motivation for attacking. Three, they can be fought off with varying degrees of success. But with jellyfish. There are the embodiment of "fuck you anyway." They don't even need to want to eat you, you just touch you and you're become varying degrees of fucked. They can be obvious, invisable, big or small, they can get you anywhere, even on land, the fuckers. You can't negotiate with jellyfish, you can't scare them, or fight the the fuckers off. God had spite in his heart when he made jellyfish. Evil fucker.
They cut her off talking about her family connections, would have loved to hear what she had to say
My first guess was Africa.
As an American, I stand in respect❤.
Back in the days, I used to take out the rotary arm ,now day's I have a 2013 ssangyong rodius. No respectable lad wants to be seen in that car.
another saying is "Red on Right is Wrong".
Now. Everything has always happened now. A billion years ago, everything happened NOW. It's always NOW. Everything that has ever happened and ever will happen, happens NOW.
Mosquitoes don't kill anyone, the Plasmodium parasite which causes malaria kills. If you could prevent the parasite entering the salivary glands, you could wipe out malaria. But the salivary glands of the mosquito is perfect for harbouring any parasite.
Best. Show. EVER!
Ammonite with Kate Winslet as Mary.