Please spend some money on a public speaking course and of course, increase your English vocabulary. The video was pretty good but the voice has to improve. Maybe say less

@AlfredMontaner

5 ай бұрын

Liz I speak three languages fluently. I understand you didn't like the way I spoke. Now it may be in your best interest to figure out why you chose to attempt to minimize me on a comment section. I will use some of the money you helped me gain on public speaking of other languages. Liz people like you have an empty life and it makes me smile knowing you are a fan of mine. Besitos

@garrisonmcgugin8206

5 ай бұрын

@@AlfredMontaner Ignore em, man. Your content is great and you seem like a great guy to have a beer with. Keep up the good work we need those updates on Fred! Ha

@princessmarlena1359

5 ай бұрын

Pin of shame, Jizz Liz

@salizabeth1115

5 ай бұрын

@@AlfredMontaner I personally always find it hilarious when people that don’t even speak their own native language well try to nitpick people fluent in multiple languages, all for not speaking like they have a graduate degree in English 😂 “…course and of course…iNcReAsE your vocabulary…” She doesn’t even speak English well herself, her head is gonna explode if we try to explain what a dialect is 💀😅

@bobbyk6761

Ай бұрын

LOL! keep Cryyin sweet heart.

This video proves beyond doubt that just because you can afford to buy a boat doesn’t mean you should!

@XenoWiz

10 ай бұрын

Ohh but the fun we get to see!

@Michael73971

10 ай бұрын

YES Soo TRUE!!! I see this drama every weekend here on the West coast of Florida. It ALWAYS begins with putting-in and your pull-out game! 😆 The idea for Making a KZread channel was a stroke of genius, I swear!💡

@trxntroll843

9 ай бұрын

none of this has anything to do with money or being able to afford anything lol

As a life long Jeep guy, "Bro Really!" Your truck weight is 4,000 lbs. It's good for a jet ski's, not good for boat's, LOL!

@jasons1034

Жыл бұрын

And the short wheel base. It's like the worst vehicle to boat launch!

@benjaminfrank_

Жыл бұрын

Not even that,he could of still saved the jeep BUT he got out and let go of the break 🤦‍♂️ he panicked I understand but man it just kept getting worse I honestly felt bad for them

@HudsonLetsPlay

Жыл бұрын

4k lbs is an understatement. It's more like 3.7k, My 2005 Willy Edition is only 3.6k even with a 4.0L inline 6.

@Nino_J

Жыл бұрын

Jeeps are terrible

@markmay1655

Жыл бұрын

Jeep..... todays heaps

4:10 " the jeep is gone guys, damnit!" 🤣🤣 Shit had me rollin'! He honestly had some pain in that voice😂😂

@9321spiderman

Жыл бұрын

lol, the idiot forgot to unhook the front strap hook

I love how you sound emotionally and financially invested in ever occurrence!

@laa0fa502

Жыл бұрын

He has the same reactions as every parent watching their kids take the family boat out

I just love it when "tough guys " are held back by small ladies!! Makes me roll with laughter! You know in their mind they are just trying to make a show of it. Thanks for the entertainment. I have seen tons of great screw-ups at boat ramps bit the best ones have been at the Saint Claire boat ramp near Detroit. if you're ever bored go there and watch the fun.

@fleuger99

Жыл бұрын

Nothing like classy people with fragile egos. Pathetic to say the least.

@canam2436

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he had zero intention of getting it on

@Hotspur37

Ай бұрын

what was he going to do once he was in the water, the other boat was not gong to let him climb aboard LOL

This is got to be the best episode yet, we got boat on fire, crocs looking to eat people, fighting on the dock and car going for a swim, thanks .

KING OF HAULOVER - My man Alfred Montaner!!

Ive done at least 1,000 boat launches in my day and I still get anxiety every time, anything can happen in the blink of an eye...

@jaker7285

2 жыл бұрын

Thats a good thing man. Complacency is the root cause of big time slip ups

@mphjunkie5457

2 жыл бұрын

Launching a boat is like putting on underwear down here in Louisiana... you never see any of this

@jimbobbyrnes

2 жыл бұрын

like just yesterday my brother launched a paper boat on the puddle in the street and some creepy guy in a clown costume pulled him into the sewer.

@Darthbelal

Жыл бұрын

That means you're a wise man who never assumes a thing.....

@kfiscal01

Жыл бұрын

It takes lots of practice,and people watching, almost wanting you to fuck up makes it nerve racking as hell.

Alfred, I grew up in Miami 1961-80, moved away, and only been back a few times since. But you have my wife intrigued by these crazy marina moments...we're bringing lawn chairs and a cooler to WATCH THE SHOW in person next time we come. Totally worth the idiocy and crazies! Thank you, Bro!

@alrohner8050

2 жыл бұрын

P

@Dave-eg2pc

2 жыл бұрын

you are the luckiest guy I know getting to grow up in south Florida. I grew up in North Dakota 1963 - today ! I've hated it here for as long as I can remember! How lazy must my ancestors have been to stay rather then pack up and leave when they realized how fucking cold it is here. Lazy ! the only explanation.

@Chidoc99

2 жыл бұрын

Lol that's what I was thinking! Next time I'm down visiting relatives, I'm going to find the nearest busy ramp on a Saturday morning to watch the great backing and evening to see the drunk collisions!! This is hilarious

@ralphholiman7401

2 жыл бұрын

I used to live in south Florida twenty years ago, and my brother in law constantly kept saying, "If we just brought a video camera and filmed the boat ramp on the weekend, I think we sell a lot of copies." Too late, someone else beat us to it!

When my dad was still alive we used to go to the boat ramp and just watch. Best free show.

I couldn’t stop watching the agony of the guy that couldn’t launch his boat no matter how bad I wanted to. That was some funny chit, keep up the great work Alfred!

@rykehuss3435

4 ай бұрын

I wonder if he has yet managed to do it

The shot with the little kid slipping in the water, and the gator strolling by. I lost it 😂 welcome to the chit show!!!

@rickydunn3921

Жыл бұрын

Saltwater crocodiles

@MyStupidYoutubeHandle

10 ай бұрын

@@rickydunn3921what’s the biggest difference

Watching on TV and..."wait for it" on my phone. Alfred you are "too much"! Love it! Two different episodes. Keep up the Show! Love the commentary. God Bless.

"King of Haulover" You deserve a lot more thumbs up for all the enjoyment you give us.

I’m from Miami and move to NC and always staying in touch with the marina through your videos. Thanks men ! Your videos are awesome, never stop bro.

i love the "hold me back" moment. lol

Tough guy was going to walk on water to get his ass kicked. Lmao

@JonBecker81

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he was going to just casually swim up to the boat and was hoping the guy who’s ass he wanted to kick will give him a hand getting into his boat. 😂

@Paiadakine

Жыл бұрын

Wtf caused that heated discussion?

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

@@Paiadakine I'm not Alfred, but his daughter of the Mister Clean boat, ((Dock 9), said the straw hat guy jumped the line in coming in.

6:45 "Honey hold me back! Hold me back!" LMAO

@jmontoya1677

2 жыл бұрын

Was that fresco channel?

@nickcaesar7650

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone’s tough until it’s time to fight. That guy couldn’t throw a punch to save his life, not sure why he wanted to fight so bad.

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

@@nickcaesar7650 He was an Drunk Cuban/American. The southern part of Florida has a large population of Cuban/Americans. They love America !

King of Haul Over.....you da Man!

King of Haulover💯🔥❤️

Love all your coverage that your doing in Florida after the hurricane all the people your helping you a good person and keep being good 👍

I've been waiting for this video this was great

Always a pleasure to watch. Thanks for sharing

Genius! Just genius! The Chit Show is amazing! Thank you for sharing! Keep up the great work!

"1000 ways to be an idiot at the boat ramp" should be the title of this episode.

Best of Haulover 2021

This is the most entertaining thing on KZread ever!!! Thank you!!

I love the Wait for it Wait for it "Boom" it happens lol

Dude I know this took you a long time to put together. Well worth it, laughing my ass off and respecting the time that it took for you to put this clip together Aces brotha.🤙🤙🤙

The “King Of Haulover” always provides the best Chit on KZread! Let’s go!!

That what i am searching for😂😂😂 Keep up that great work!

King of Haulover "Wait 4 It"!!! Epic vids nice work!!

The best of Alfred volume one!

I feel so much better about my boat launch and docking abilities after watching these. I am not skilled whatsoever but at least I know to take it slow and take the shame at trying over if your approach is messed up.

@hurrikade5970

Жыл бұрын

Same here, I was worried that I was gonna make a fool of myself but some of these guys make me look like a pro

@jamese4077

Жыл бұрын

Yup! I've only had a boat for a few months but I keep my head on a swivel and pay attention to what I do because I don't wanna fck it up like some of these fools.

@1320fastback

Жыл бұрын

Slow is Pro

This channel relaxes me.

Long time fan hope I'm not late love watches you grow this bro

the KING OF HAULOVER at it once again. love the content.....as long as there are docks...there will be a "waiiiit for it!"

King of Haul Over

King of Haulover! Luv the vids!

This has to be your best video there’s so much action in the video and the wildlife was tops. 😊

Awesome Chit Show compilation Bro 🤣🤣😎

Nice Compilation Alfred! I had already seen all of these clips but this was epic!

Big shout out the chit show, Alfred and the fam from Firestone on quail roost

OMG just had this channel recommended. Now I’m hooked

Dude thank you for many many laughs. You are the best , long live you and of course Fred !!

The Best of The Chit Show always awesome second time around. But Live Chit Show is always the best the first time👍🏻🔥

The best recopilation!!

I absolutely love this channel ❤️

King of HAULOVER ! You rule bro!!

Hey Alfred just subscribed. I just want to let you know my husband and I love your show! It’s very cold up north and you offer hours of entertainment. Keep it up!❤️🤣👍

King of haulover. You rock. I love watching your shows.

just found your channel , love it!

It would have been absolutely epic if the clown who was held back from jumping into the water actually did it and came face to face with some of the 'marine life'. I suspect he would not have been quite so tough at that point...

@tee4222

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that guy got beat up just a few minutes later in the whole video. It shows him clutching his head with blood on his face.

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

@@tee4222 Get this, it was a self-inflicted wound ! On his boat you have to Duck going into the Cabin, going in he ducked, but coming out with a empty Flare gun, he hit his own head on the Cabin entrance !

@canam2436

Жыл бұрын

Getting held back by a woman?? Man obviously didn’t really want to go lol…”thanks honey for saving my manhood”

@rykehuss3435

4 ай бұрын

@@canam2436 Glad you noticed it too. Its always so hilarious seeing that

Fred an Alfred all in the same day life gets better all the time

@goatboycasto

2 жыл бұрын

2000 lbs that’s the Jeep tow rating.. but having it in gear helps

This is the best video I have seen in months, this is chit show is hilarious

This video just appeared in my recommended, some of the best entertainment I've seen!

Loving this compilations

Alfred, we watch you from Idaho, ALL THE TIME. We love you!

@AlfredMontaner

2 жыл бұрын

My Family and I loved passing through Idaho in our travels Terri

@idaho-jeepgirl2139

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlfredMontaner love your show......

The King Of Haulover!!! Thank you so much for what you do!! Love the Chit Show!!!! Cheers!!

@gulfcoastg4546

2 жыл бұрын

King of haulover.

Fred is how I found this channel. Chit Show has been my favorite channel for the past year now.

Hey, I just watched the massive yachts going through the channel with the tug boats pushing and pulling, it was great. I heard you mention that your brother was worried about turning 60 and you turning 50. I am 64 and it is not as scary as it might appear. I look at it as the last 3rd of my life. First 30 was have children and make a mark in my career. The next thirty was get rid of the first wife and start dating again, it worked out great. I built a new life and forgot about the first 30. Now in my last third (or more) I truly have made it all about having fun and enjoying everything I can. I have a great wife and after ten years we still are finding the great things about each other. So don't be afraid of getting older it does work out fine. We do have our Sea Ray and our slip on the big lake in NH. Try embracing your ages smile everyday as much as you can. If you have grand children embrace them as well it can be fun. Sorry for all this info and maybe it will help. Love the Chit Show and it helps me operate our boat better and safer. Thanx for the great videos and keep them going. Jeff

Love the chit show, and the fact you have real time commentary and not voice over that has been added later! "he's posturing" cracked me up

Top notch narration. Kudos sir. 👍

Absolutely love your channel!

Queen of Haulover! 😂

This is some crazy stuff King of haulover

This compilation is amazing amazingness!

Dude your narration is excellent!

That was fun my friend . I've seen them all before , better second time around . You focus on little stuff that way . Loved the bait episode , do some more with him . Or fishing episode ?

Since this is the Chit Show can we call you Mr. CHIT???? Lol lol. Love your show with all the stupid human tricks. You are sooooo entertaining. Please keep filming and making us laugh.

Chit shows are all Great!! This one stands out though!! Hope you do more of these!!

This is the first I've seen your channel and I gotta say you're awesome and entertaining!

King of haulover

The worst? Hell no, those are the BEST moments. Lol

King of Haulover. Love the videos Chit show on fire 🔥💯🛥🚣‍♀️

King of Haulover!! I cant wait to see what you have planned for 2022 Alfred is taking over!!!

That was nice of her to pull the Jeep in the rest of the way when for some reason she decided to back the boat up while connected to the trailer.

@12345fowler

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah was thinking abou this. So many people et caught by this yet there could be a solution if there is somebody on the boat putting a little forward trsut when the vehicle is half afloat, at least to avoid getting it completely afloat. Nice job lady.

@damianojoshi7185

2 жыл бұрын

WOMEN....

@stephenjones8605

2 жыл бұрын

She literally put the boat in full reverse

@lesgrossman9492

2 жыл бұрын

“She” would be the key word in that story.

@johnthomasmoulton8934

2 жыл бұрын

No doubt she will twist it & he will be apologizing to her.

KING OF HAULOVER!

King of Haulover. Great video

Dude this was wholesome and hilarious. No bs. Much love from Kitchener, Canada

@largol33t1

2 жыл бұрын

Any morons up by Lake Ontario? Would Mississauga be the most popular dock in that area?

Always more fun watching the “Captains” bring their craft in when the coolers are empty!

Even with all the craziness in the video it makes me miss being out on the water. It has been years for me.

Love your channel Bros ! Always entertaining !

Dude this was great content!

I have never seen so many rookie mistakes on a boat ramp. Is there a certain time for rookies only. 😂 this video is “ you won’t believe it unless you see it “ Say hi to Fred Keep’em coming

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

Friday afternoon when the boaters start coming in because the Park closes early. Try also Saturday afternoon too !

Honestly I'm surprised I'm not on here. I had a boat back in 2015 and my Dad forgot to put the plug at the bottom so the water doesn't come in. We're halfway to the middle of the water and my brother is like "where is that water coming from" luckily another person close by gave us his rope and pulled us to shore. I was in such a hurry that I slipped and fell on the dock in front of everyone. One of the most embarrassing days of my life

Thank you for hours of entertainment! Long live chit show!

This is the wildest video of yours I have watched!

The white jeep was a tear jerker. His poor little daughter was crying. So sad to see a man who works all week long finally finds time for his family and this crap happens. So sad.

@NWI_Steel

9 ай бұрын

I have a 4yo daughter, and man, his daughter crying broke my heart

@handyandy2112

8 ай бұрын

Yeah well common sense will tell you that you don't try to launch, or tow, a boat that large with a little Jeep Wrangler. To safely tow and launch that boat you need a 3/4 ton truck minimum. If he had to make a panic stop on the highway, forget it. He could kill someone. I say he got what he deserved. Maybe take the insurance check and buy some common sense.

@sonyafaraha

7 ай бұрын

Why do you feel sorry for a dumbass? Maybe he should have invested in some basic training. Learned how to launch a boat.

You even got Fred to smile for the camera

@rubetube4727

2 жыл бұрын

Fred, say "chicken" clickclickclick lol

Best channel on KZread. Love you bro

Dude this was amazing

King of hauloverrrrrrr

@JoseyWaless

2 жыл бұрын

You won!

@AlfredMontaner

2 жыл бұрын

Alvaro Congratulations you won the Xbox Series X ! please email me Luxuryribtenders@gmail.com to claim your prize we have 48 hours to do so !

@alvarorodriguez8509

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlfredMontaner thank you very much Alfred

@laa0fa502

Жыл бұрын

@@alvarorodriguez8509 did you actually ever get it?

It can happen to anyone. Remember me and my dads first time putting in a bass boat with the buckles on the back. Well needless to say we looked like idiots because we both thought the other had undone them and couldn’t figure out why the boat wouldn’t come off the trailer. Then we pulled it up and asked if the other person had unbuckled it and needless to say, nope we didn’t…. It was funny but also made us look like idiots given the fact that we never had any problems launching until that day 😂😂

I really dig your videos! Thank you for the awesome entertainment!! Subbed!

Best episode yet!

The Jeep might have been ok if she didn’t put the boat in reverse while conn3cted to trailer.

@user-in8xx1xu5b

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@augustreil

2 жыл бұрын

You mean if he actually put the Jeep in drive, instead of neutral ?

@CaptainDayne

2 жыл бұрын

No it wouldn't have been ok! They are not ok new! Junk jeeps!

@webcrawler3332

2 жыл бұрын

@@augustreil was it in N? It didn’t look like the wheels rotated to me, could be wrong

@augustreil

2 жыл бұрын

@@webcrawler3332, You're not wrong. I don't think he was ever in Drive. You can hear the engine scream and nothing happens. At around 3:32 you can see the reverse lights come on for a split second and then he just rolls back ? I don't get why he didn't hit the brakes ?

I don't usually comment but I really enjoyed watching your video. Your talking is there best part

Love the “Chit Show” Saludos de Gilbert Arizona.