I'm Sorry...Top Boat Ramp Fails of 2023 ! (Chit Show )
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These are my favorite Chit Show moments at Black Point Marina in 2023. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show !
Boat ramp fails can happen to anyone but these are some of the most extreme fails insaw this year.
The film location is Black Point Marina in Miami.
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This one is going to 1M views no doubt!💪🏾👍🏾🕺🏽
@rc-fannl7364
11 күн бұрын
It's a 666k now, lol
@nickwebberdjceeskee
11 күн бұрын
Quick we need a like scary number 😮
@kamerontheisen403
6 күн бұрын
It would already have 3M if the guy didn’t talk, he’s ruining his own views cause he can’t keep his mouth shut…
"This is what the guy films for!" 🤣🤣 Keep up the good work!
@Tzippi
4 ай бұрын
You beat me to it! 😂😂😂😂
@xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105
4 ай бұрын
Come on Vi!!!
@jonboatmorava9115
2 ай бұрын
I can only imagine how bad he took his anger out his woman that day.
@niceview2112
Ай бұрын
@@jonboatmorava9115 Cant blame him at all, that woman was clueless.
@PTRRanger951
Ай бұрын
@@niceview2112 You can blame him though. If he knew she was clueless and still let her do it., that's all on him. No one to blame but himself. His anger should all be on him.
🤣this is what the guy films for..... RIGHT off the bat!!!
Every time he says " BRO " I take a drink
@lylejohnston4125
3 ай бұрын
I know what you mean, bro.
@normwetherbee3403
2 ай бұрын
You must be hammered by three minutes in..
@mr.e7022
2 ай бұрын
Surprised you could still type the comment Bro.
@Offroader451-rm5jz
2 ай бұрын
I hear you bro
@chrisparker1267
2 ай бұрын
low IQ
I am no where near captain skills, but some of these guys make me feel great about my boating skills.
@BigWaveStudio
3 ай бұрын
You are now an official captain!
@TravisTheSavage
Ай бұрын
These people will make you feel like the greatest captain to ever sail the 7 seas
Stop saying bro, bro
@marcplucinski8846
Күн бұрын
As I recall you use the truck to launch the boat, the truck stays on the ramp?
@marcplucinski8846
Күн бұрын
If you didn't start running a boat when you were 13 years old don't buy a boat as An adult because you don't have a clue! Stay home watch TV play on your computer, watching these keystone cops try and operate a boat is friggen painful
Epic opening of hubby and wife 😂. These videos make my day. Thanks bro, keep it up
The mom with her bare butt in her kids face is too much!! LOL Mother of the year award!
19.07: “ I wanna do no commentary videos…”😂 But can’t stop talking😂😂
The guy sinking the black Silverado is probably one of the worse fails I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched hundreds of hours of these videos.
14:08-- That dude was just going to drive the boat home! 😂😂
Everybody watching, and nobody helping is typical Miami! I don’t live there anymore, but if this would’ve happened, I live the entire town would’ve come out.
Looks like it's some interesting trips onboard Lady Linda II. First time man over board and second time comes in with a fire lol
Good show my guy! 👏👏👏 I grew up in Miami, used to go out on the boat every weekend, religiously, through Black Point Marina. Grew up on boats. People who can't operate the boat/trailer/truck, together, should have NO BUSINESS owning them... 🤦♂️
I am dead 😂 single handedly saved this boat by swimming and pulling it in
Only a matter of time until that croc gets someone
😂😂Thank you for putting this together! I needed that laugh this morning at work! 😅 looking forward to More in ‘24!
With the amount of people that fall in idk how no one has been eatin by that croc
@shane8915
8 күн бұрын
Highly unlikely. Possible. But, not likely. He or she is being fed on a regular basis. It has near zero interest in people. When some numbskull thinks that it's a good idea to put an end to it being fed. That's when you'd better not dare fall in. It'll pose such a danger to the public that it will have to be captured and relocated. Or killed.
I loved when you said “I had nothing to do with that guys” hahahah
Everyone is a captain until it’s time to dock with a little wind.
My wife and I love your show! The only thing that drives us crazy, is the overuse of the word “Bro”.. Other than that, keep up the good work….
@TC-dw6wg
3 ай бұрын
But Bruh!
"This is what the guy films for!" - And thank you for the content !!
WOW --- Fred has grown so big !!
I love these "best of" videos 😅
Thanks for putting this video together. Seen parts of it before but great to see some I've missed Happy Holidays
FRED FOR PRESIDENT
@victorsr6708
9 күн бұрын
With the options we have I’ll vote for Fred 😂
Dave has to speak up when he is introducing the King Of Haulover. The Chattering was louder then him. One has to wonder what Rachel see's in him? Kinda reminds me of a Guru.
Frank M>>>>Hey Alfred, outstanding video review for 2023. I remember seeing a lot of them, but happy to see the clips I missed. Thank you again...Happy Holdays and wishing you and yours the very best for 2024. Keep filming and we will keep watching. Viva Black Point Marina!
17:25 is brutal, just brutal... the sound haunts me!
@indowneastmaine
4 ай бұрын
And right next to the police boat too 😂😂
Brother, this guy's funny. Reminds me of all the Cubans in Miami, me included lmao
In Texas we help fellow boaters! Lol
I’m from Australia and know about Fred the Crock 🤣🤣🤣🤣. BigG fan keep up the great work.🤘👊
@off-gridoutbackaustralia
3 ай бұрын
Hahaha same
That comment he makes about filming is priceless lol
And I thought German tourists on boats were bad, these guys make the Germans look like saints! haha
Alfred kills the internet today!
Chit Show ...goddamit JC ...this is exactly what you film for ! 😅😅😅
🤣😂😂🤣😂 9min mark= The 3 Stooges 😂🤣😅😆😅😂 too Funny My Boss Who lives in Florida hooked me on this youtube channel/show. Thank you John A. (from your comp in MA). Comp called Op-Li (could not put full manes for obvious Reasons, but he will know) I love it!!! THANK BOSS MAN FOR TONS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!
Me imagino que tú debes de disfrutarte todos estos vídeos qué firmas jijijijijijiji. Saluditos DSD Puerto Rico 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 Qué curete de videos me los disfruto mucho.....✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯
Now THATS entertainment! What a circus 😂
Alfred,Alfred😊
I’ve been patiently waiting for this video🎉😊
I was just thinking how are all these clips so good and realized it’s a best of 2023 lollll
Dude. That was a big ass gator sitting there. 😮. My bad. Crocodile 😂😂😂
Everyone trying to dock their boat and Fred the croc just waiting for a snack 😅
"Alright guys, Towboat U.S. is gonna go ahead and take this out that's the plan. But he didn't say that's the plan" lmao good stuff
@josephrobertleblanc-8216
2 ай бұрын
I am watching the video of the tug boat bringing out the container ship. I could back a 53 foot trailer into your driveway. But I wouldn't have the nerve to drive a tug boat. I got my blood pumping just watching the video. Great job gentlemen.
THAT WAS AN AWESOME VIDEO, MR ALFRED! I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.🤣🤣🤣(SORRY I MISSED IT THIS MORNING)
15:20 "oh no, my feet are wet... oooh ohhhhh" 😂😂😂😂
I've been watching the Chit Show for a while now, and I have to agree that things only get WORSE at the ramps. People watching while inept boaters struggle to dock their boat. We all used to help each other! And for all the inept Whiskey Throttles out there, spend some time when all is quiet to learn how to operate your boat. Learn Steer then Gear! If you have twins, learn how to steer and drive the boat with with the engines only! Use the current and wind to your advantage when coming and going at the docks. And be nice! You never know when we will have to save each other! Alfred, keep bringing the great videos. Great job with Pastime! You just can't make this stuff up!!!
"That guy is an olympian in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂😂
3:57 This is a real gem here since that guy acted excellently in that life episode.
This is exactly what the guy films for god damn I love it hope there wasn't too much damage
I’m in Texas and it seems every boat ramp is a chit show. lol
That chick at 15:04 minutes trying to hand the rope to the guy 6 feet from her HAHA
If people would just watch a video on docking with 2 engines...wow.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love these! These videos help me make it through the day when I work from home 🏡😂
The guy who dove in is nuts!
That guy guy was lucky that Fred didn’t got him for lunch 😮
That pelican was not phased lmao
Fred next to that 17 foot whaler really gives you an idea of his size. He's at least 16' from nose to tail. A monster!!
The "real reason" is people don't use a tow rope. Before down the ramp, with the trailer and the vehicle perfectly aligned in the horizontal floor next to the ramp, I attach a big tow rope (mine is 10 meters / 33 ft. long) between trailer and vehicle and desengage the trailer from the vehicle. Then, slowly, trailer and vehicle descends the ramp. The vehicle's wheels keeps always on dry and clean soil, and (relatively) far away from the water. To recover the boat, the same: trailer submerged in water and attached to the vehicle (wheels well away from water) with the tow rope. Then, with the boat attached to the trailer, the vehicle tows the trailer out of the water and out of the ramp. Reached the horizontal floor, I brake the trailer, reverse the vehicle, and engage the trailer to the vehicle. Greetings from Patagonia, Argentina !!! 🇦🇷
This SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED THE WORLDS BIGGEST BOAT DUMMIES. LOL
'This is what the guy films for' You got it 😂
EXCELLENT
So many great shots! 🎉 people are so funny. I love how you couldn’t care any less
I am stupefied at the number of people that cannot drive a boat!
im glad my dad taught me how to trailer, load and unload a boat at a young age. I have a 27ft boat and do everything by myself faster than most ppl at the ramps
Standing in an open clearing: "This is like a forest right now"
Oh Yeah, Amazing that so many don’t know how to use the current when docking. Jeff in LA USA
Fred🐊 got a new car😂😂😂
When he says BRO, it’s like a dog barking. ‘’Bro Bro bro’’😮
@leep4655
14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
At 2:25 I was paying attention to Fred and didn't realize the boat was actually on it's trailer that had apparently came unhitched.
Chittery at it's finest 😂
@amrak5028
4 ай бұрын
Watch where you step.
The Game wardens need a post up there every day to check for drunk drivers
The “chee cho” lol
The croc hangs out because they're feeding it.
These are pretty crazy. The ones I always question are when people who are trying to tie up when there’s a current. Why do they only have a bow line. I have a bow line and a stern line. I have both lines fairly long I just throw my stern line on the dock. it’s long so I could just hurl it. If I’m a good shot I can also get it around the pole. Then you have both ends of the boat secure. It seems almost silly to be holding a boat from a line in the front and have no way of securing the back.
There's nothing worse than a guy yelling at his better half when he's the one that is the idiot.
I’m Naming my next boat the chitcho after your channel
Mr. Chit Chow makes a HUGE! deal out of everything no matter how small. A Drama Queen to the core!
Lady linda made it twice 😭😂
Alfred dont be so a queen...dang dude
Great compilation. Fred for President, the only sane Floridian.
That guy didn't say "bro" enough
Has any of them ever pulled a boat out of the water ? Lol
Bro. I love the commentary.
😂😂😂😂😂 How much longer can our species survive?
nobody tied to help buddy pull in his boat lmao edit: you have to watch this on mute
That first boat needs to be named Jesus Christ. Whether the owner likes it or not!
Just because you have the $$$$, does not mean you SHOULD buy a boat!!!! LMFAO
If I was a Lawyer I would hang out here all day handing out my business card- especially divorce lawyer
Oh Lord, please never let any of this be me or my boat.
Busy day in the neighborhood lol.
Oh my god bro , hey bro that’s crazy bro , right bro ??
This is hilarious
Im 14 years old and wanting to get a boat soon thanks for the video man👊👊
I just ended my subscription to Netflix and Amazon Prime.. 😂😂😂 PS: boats & alcohol are not a good match but definitely a good watch..
Carrellata Stupenda!! Buon Anno
Bro..u r on to something Fred for Prez...I w def vote for him ..cant be much worse than what we got!!@@😂😂
Some people have no business driving a boat.
@peterhulse1064
Ай бұрын
I suspect a lot of them are drunk.
I love the mix of english and spanish, don't know what you're saying bro but I don't want to, it's hysterical, love it! But it is scary the lack of knowledge some of these people have, they're responsible for the lives of the people on their boat!