I'm Sorry...Top Boat Ramp Fails of 2023 ! (Chit Show )

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These are my favorite Chit Show moments at Black Point Marina in 2023. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show !
Boat ramp fails can happen to anyone but these are some of the most extreme fails insaw this year.
The film location is Black Point Marina in Miami.
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  • @nickwebberdjceeskee
    @nickwebberdjceeskee4 ай бұрын

    This one is going to 1M views no doubt!💪🏾👍🏾🕺🏽

  • @rc-fannl7364

    @rc-fannl7364

    11 күн бұрын

    It's a 666k now, lol

  • @nickwebberdjceeskee

    @nickwebberdjceeskee

    11 күн бұрын

    Quick we need a like scary number 😮

  • @kamerontheisen403

    @kamerontheisen403

    6 күн бұрын

    It would already have 3M if the guy didn’t talk, he’s ruining his own views cause he can’t keep his mouth shut…

  • @motorstockholm
    @motorstockholm4 ай бұрын

    "This is what the guy films for!" 🤣🤣 Keep up the good work!

  • @Tzippi

    @Tzippi

    4 ай бұрын

    You beat me to it! 😂😂😂😂

  • @xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105

    @xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105

    4 ай бұрын

    Come on Vi!!!

  • @jonboatmorava9115

    @jonboatmorava9115

    2 ай бұрын

    I can only imagine how bad he took his anger out his woman that day.

  • @niceview2112

    @niceview2112

    Ай бұрын

    @@jonboatmorava9115 Cant blame him at all, that woman was clueless.

  • @PTRRanger951

    @PTRRanger951

    Ай бұрын

    @@niceview2112 You can blame him though. If he knew she was clueless and still let her do it., that's all on him. No one to blame but himself. His anger should all be on him.

  • @jaxblaster84
    @jaxblaster843 ай бұрын

    🤣this is what the guy films for..... RIGHT off the bat!!!

  • @ironheadjim1
    @ironheadjim13 ай бұрын

    Every time he says " BRO " I take a drink

  • @lylejohnston4125

    @lylejohnston4125

    3 ай бұрын

    I know what you mean, bro.

  • @normwetherbee3403

    @normwetherbee3403

    2 ай бұрын

    You must be hammered by three minutes in..

  • @mr.e7022

    @mr.e7022

    2 ай бұрын

    Surprised you could still type the comment Bro.

  • @Offroader451-rm5jz

    @Offroader451-rm5jz

    2 ай бұрын

    I hear you bro

  • @chrisparker1267

    @chrisparker1267

    2 ай бұрын

    low IQ

  • @Franetzky
    @Franetzky3 ай бұрын

    I am no where near captain skills, but some of these guys make me feel great about my boating skills.

  • @BigWaveStudio

    @BigWaveStudio

    3 ай бұрын

    You are now an official captain!

  • @TravisTheSavage

    @TravisTheSavage

    Ай бұрын

    These people will make you feel like the greatest captain to ever sail the 7 seas

  • @danlaur7973
    @danlaur79733 ай бұрын

    Stop saying bro, bro

  • @marcplucinski8846

    @marcplucinski8846

    Күн бұрын

    As I recall you use the truck to launch the boat, the truck stays on the ramp?

  • @marcplucinski8846

    @marcplucinski8846

    Күн бұрын

    If you didn't start running a boat when you were 13 years old don't buy a boat as An adult because you don't have a clue! Stay home watch TV play on your computer, watching these keystone cops try and operate a boat is friggen painful

  • @jefftheHawkEyeGuy
    @jefftheHawkEyeGuy4 ай бұрын

    Epic opening of hubby and wife 😂. These videos make my day. Thanks bro, keep it up

  • @outlawjoseywales6159
    @outlawjoseywales61592 ай бұрын

    The mom with her bare butt in her kids face is too much!! LOL Mother of the year award!

  • @cbholst
    @cbholst18 сағат бұрын

    19.07: “ I wanna do no commentary videos…”😂 But can’t stop talking😂😂

  • @Maquina_Elevadora
    @Maquina_Elevadora4 ай бұрын

    The guy sinking the black Silverado is probably one of the worse fails I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched hundreds of hours of these videos.

  • @eddierose75
    @eddierose754 ай бұрын

    14:08-- That dude was just going to drive the boat home! 😂😂

  • @Tzippi
    @Tzippi4 ай бұрын

    Everybody watching, and nobody helping is typical Miami! I don’t live there anymore, but if this would’ve happened, I live the entire town would’ve come out.

  • @kasperolsen1816
    @kasperolsen18163 ай бұрын

    Looks like it's some interesting trips onboard Lady Linda II. First time man over board and second time comes in with a fire lol

  • @mr.fancypants698
    @mr.fancypants69815 күн бұрын

    Good show my guy! 👏👏👏 I grew up in Miami, used to go out on the boat every weekend, religiously, through Black Point Marina. Grew up on boats. People who can't operate the boat/trailer/truck, together, should have NO BUSINESS owning them... 🤦‍♂️

  • @mrjaredlam1
    @mrjaredlam12 күн бұрын

    I am dead 😂 single handedly saved this boat by swimming and pulling it in

  • @brianyancey4778
    @brianyancey47782 ай бұрын

    Only a matter of time until that croc gets someone

  • @polishchachafishing
    @polishchachafishing4 ай бұрын

    😂😂Thank you for putting this together! I needed that laugh this morning at work! 😅 looking forward to More in ‘24!

  • @sumthangelse89
    @sumthangelse89Ай бұрын

    With the amount of people that fall in idk how no one has been eatin by that croc

  • @shane8915

    @shane8915

    8 күн бұрын

    Highly unlikely. Possible. But, not likely. He or she is being fed on a regular basis. It has near zero interest in people. When some numbskull thinks that it's a good idea to put an end to it being fed. That's when you'd better not dare fall in. It'll pose such a danger to the public that it will have to be captured and relocated. Or killed.

  • @Nonamex10891
    @Nonamex10891Ай бұрын

    I loved when you said “I had nothing to do with that guys” hahahah

  • @RyanHennessy-yt8zn
    @RyanHennessy-yt8znАй бұрын

    Everyone is a captain until it’s time to dock with a little wind.

  • @user-yx4xh1mu8s
    @user-yx4xh1mu8s3 ай бұрын

    My wife and I love your show! The only thing that drives us crazy, is the overuse of the word “Bro”.. Other than that, keep up the good work….

  • @TC-dw6wg

    @TC-dw6wg

    3 ай бұрын

    But Bruh!

  • @chrissmith6028
    @chrissmith602814 күн бұрын

    "This is what the guy films for!" - And thank you for the content !!

  • @KevinStogner-fd7tl
    @KevinStogner-fd7tl4 күн бұрын

    WOW --- Fred has grown so big !!

  • @_tyger_jones_
    @_tyger_jones_4 ай бұрын

    I love these "best of" videos 😅

  • @margotconway8605
    @margotconway86054 ай бұрын

    Thanks for putting this video together. Seen parts of it before but great to see some I've missed Happy Holidays

  • @bobbydee1187
    @bobbydee11872 ай бұрын

    FRED FOR PRESIDENT

  • @victorsr6708

    @victorsr6708

    9 күн бұрын

    With the options we have I’ll vote for Fred 😂

  • @amrak5028
    @amrak50284 ай бұрын

    Dave has to speak up when he is introducing the King Of Haulover. The Chattering was louder then him. One has to wonder what Rachel see's in him? Kinda reminds me of a Guru.

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm42774 ай бұрын

    Frank M>>>>Hey Alfred, outstanding video review for 2023. I remember seeing a lot of them, but happy to see the clips I missed. Thank you again...Happy Holdays and wishing you and yours the very best for 2024. Keep filming and we will keep watching. Viva Black Point Marina!

  • @JonBuhagiar
    @JonBuhagiar4 ай бұрын

    17:25 is brutal, just brutal... the sound haunts me!

  • @indowneastmaine

    @indowneastmaine

    4 ай бұрын

    And right next to the police boat too 😂😂

  • @spawnjg
    @spawnjg16 күн бұрын

    Brother, this guy's funny. Reminds me of all the Cubans in Miami, me included lmao

  • @thomasbullen5239
    @thomasbullen52393 ай бұрын

    In Texas we help fellow boaters! Lol

  • @shifty76
    @shifty763 ай бұрын

    I’m from Australia and know about Fred the Crock 🤣🤣🤣🤣. BigG fan keep up the great work.🤘👊

  • @off-gridoutbackaustralia

    @off-gridoutbackaustralia

    3 ай бұрын

    Hahaha same

  • @Whalermansteve84
    @Whalermansteve844 ай бұрын

    That comment he makes about filming is priceless lol

  • @SIG442
    @SIG4424 ай бұрын

    And I thought German tourists on boats were bad, these guys make the Germans look like saints! haha

  • @0228mustang
    @0228mustang4 ай бұрын

    Alfred kills the internet today!

  • @willpuchalsky8900
    @willpuchalsky890015 күн бұрын

    Chit Show ...goddamit JC ...this is exactly what you film for ! 😅😅😅

  • @richarddowner4292
    @richarddowner42923 ай бұрын

    🤣😂😂🤣😂 9min mark= The 3 Stooges 😂🤣😅😆😅😂 too Funny My Boss Who lives in Florida hooked me on this youtube channel/show. Thank you John A. (from your comp in MA). Comp called Op-Li (could not put full manes for obvious Reasons, but he will know) I love it!!! THANK BOSS MAN FOR TONS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!

  • @elnenelin279
    @elnenelin27910 сағат бұрын

    Me imagino que tú debes de disfrutarte todos estos vídeos qué firmas jijijijijijiji. Saluditos DSD Puerto Rico 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 Qué curete de videos me los disfruto mucho.....✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWMАй бұрын

    Now THATS entertainment! What a circus 😂

  • @stefanhakansson7316
    @stefanhakansson73164 ай бұрын

    Alfred,Alfred😊

  • @scoop-sc5gr
    @scoop-sc5gr4 ай бұрын

    I’ve been patiently waiting for this video🎉😊

  • @BayouBassmaster_top_6
    @BayouBassmaster_top_62 ай бұрын

    I was just thinking how are all these clips so good and realized it’s a best of 2023 lollll

  • @robbieanderson649
    @robbieanderson6493 ай бұрын

    Dude. That was a big ass gator sitting there. 😮. My bad. Crocodile 😂😂😂

  • @ZakiSalem-zh5gr
    @ZakiSalem-zh5grАй бұрын

    Everyone trying to dock their boat and Fred the croc just waiting for a snack 😅

  • @user-xn4bj5pb5j
    @user-xn4bj5pb5j2 ай бұрын

    "Alright guys, Towboat U.S. is gonna go ahead and take this out that's the plan. But he didn't say that's the plan" lmao good stuff

  • @josephrobertleblanc-8216

    @josephrobertleblanc-8216

    2 ай бұрын

    I am watching the video of the tug boat bringing out the container ship. I could back a 53 foot trailer into your driveway. But I wouldn't have the nerve to drive a tug boat. I got my blood pumping just watching the video. Great job gentlemen.

  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro88994 ай бұрын

    THAT WAS AN AWESOME VIDEO, MR ALFRED! I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.🤣🤣🤣(SORRY I MISSED IT THIS MORNING)

  • @dxbRa3elVTCdxb
    @dxbRa3elVTCdxbАй бұрын

    15:20 "oh no, my feet are wet... oooh ohhhhh" 😂😂😂😂

  • @kennethlyles2129
    @kennethlyles21293 ай бұрын

    I've been watching the Chit Show for a while now, and I have to agree that things only get WORSE at the ramps. People watching while inept boaters struggle to dock their boat. We all used to help each other! And for all the inept Whiskey Throttles out there, spend some time when all is quiet to learn how to operate your boat. Learn Steer then Gear! If you have twins, learn how to steer and drive the boat with with the engines only! Use the current and wind to your advantage when coming and going at the docks. And be nice! You never know when we will have to save each other! Alfred, keep bringing the great videos. Great job with Pastime! You just can't make this stuff up!!!

  • @elpedeyin799
    @elpedeyin799Ай бұрын

    "That guy is an olympian in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @philipp4631
    @philipp463120 күн бұрын

    3:57 This is a real gem here since that guy acted excellently in that life episode.

  • @christophermatthias3327
    @christophermatthias33273 ай бұрын

    This is exactly what the guy films for god damn I love it hope there wasn't too much damage

  • @larryw76
    @larryw768 күн бұрын

    I’m in Texas and it seems every boat ramp is a chit show. lol

  • @curtiscristwell1007
    @curtiscristwell10073 ай бұрын

    That chick at 15:04 minutes trying to hand the rope to the guy 6 feet from her HAHA

  • @YachtInsuranceGuyFL
    @YachtInsuranceGuyFL4 ай бұрын

    If people would just watch a video on docking with 2 engines...wow.

  • @rogerwszelaki6689
    @rogerwszelaki66893 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love these! These videos help me make it through the day when I work from home 🏡😂

  • @BigWaveStudio
    @BigWaveStudio3 ай бұрын

    The guy who dove in is nuts!

  • @01Talento
    @01Talento4 ай бұрын

    That guy guy was lucky that Fred didn’t got him for lunch 😮

  • @seahad4744
    @seahad47443 ай бұрын

    That pelican was not phased lmao

  • @cknorris3644
    @cknorris3644Ай бұрын

    Fred next to that 17 foot whaler really gives you an idea of his size. He's at least 16' from nose to tail. A monster!!

  • @largo6644
    @largo66443 ай бұрын

    The "real reason" is people don't use a tow rope. Before down the ramp, with the trailer and the vehicle perfectly aligned in the horizontal floor next to the ramp, I attach a big tow rope (mine is 10 meters / 33 ft. long) between trailer and vehicle and desengage the trailer from the vehicle. Then, slowly, trailer and vehicle descends the ramp. The vehicle's wheels keeps always on dry and clean soil, and (relatively) far away from the water. To recover the boat, the same: trailer submerged in water and attached to the vehicle (wheels well away from water) with the tow rope. Then, with the boat attached to the trailer, the vehicle tows the trailer out of the water and out of the ramp. Reached the horizontal floor, I brake the trailer, reverse the vehicle, and engage the trailer to the vehicle. Greetings from Patagonia, Argentina !!! 🇦🇷

  • @deborahsaujon3230
    @deborahsaujon32303 күн бұрын

    This SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED THE WORLDS BIGGEST BOAT DUMMIES. LOL

  • @CroftyOriginal
    @CroftyOriginal2 ай бұрын

    'This is what the guy films for' You got it 😂

  • @johnm1619
    @johnm16194 ай бұрын

    EXCELLENT

  • @QuadEarFeelz
    @QuadEarFeelz3 ай бұрын

    So many great shots! 🎉 people are so funny. I love how you couldn’t care any less

  • @kenwright149
    @kenwright1494 ай бұрын

    I am stupefied at the number of people that cannot drive a boat!

  • @GeorgeArtz-nb1ot
    @GeorgeArtz-nb1otАй бұрын

    im glad my dad taught me how to trailer, load and unload a boat at a young age. I have a 27ft boat and do everything by myself faster than most ppl at the ramps

  • @IGbullshark
    @IGbullshark10 күн бұрын

    Standing in an open clearing: "This is like a forest right now"

  • @JeffinLowerAlabama
    @JeffinLowerAlabama4 ай бұрын

    Oh Yeah, Amazing that so many don’t know how to use the current when docking. Jeff in LA USA

  • @rhondamackey44
    @rhondamackey4418 күн бұрын

    Fred🐊 got a new car😂😂😂

  • @nellhikk8542
    @nellhikk854216 күн бұрын

    When he says BRO, it’s like a dog barking. ‘’Bro Bro bro’’😮

  • @leep4655

    @leep4655

    14 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @KevinStogner-fd7tl
    @KevinStogner-fd7tl4 күн бұрын

    At 2:25 I was paying attention to Fred and didn't realize the boat was actually on it's trailer that had apparently came unhitched.

  • @johnss449
    @johnss4494 ай бұрын

    Chittery at it's finest 😂

  • @amrak5028

    @amrak5028

    4 ай бұрын

    Watch where you step.

  • @ericminniear8130
    @ericminniear813015 күн бұрын

    The Game wardens need a post up there every day to check for drunk drivers

  • @GreatLaker69
    @GreatLaker69Ай бұрын

    The “chee cho” lol

  • @kaine82
    @kaine824 ай бұрын

    The croc hangs out because they're feeding it.

  • @joliemaui9820
    @joliemaui98204 ай бұрын

    These are pretty crazy. The ones I always question are when people who are trying to tie up when there’s a current. Why do they only have a bow line. I have a bow line and a stern line. I have both lines fairly long I just throw my stern line on the dock. it’s long so I could just hurl it. If I’m a good shot I can also get it around the pole. Then you have both ends of the boat secure. It seems almost silly to be holding a boat from a line in the front and have no way of securing the back.

  • @Honey-Sanchez
    @Honey-Sanchez19 сағат бұрын

    There's nothing worse than a guy yelling at his better half when he's the one that is the idiot.

  • @BrendanBFree
    @BrendanBFree4 ай бұрын

    I’m Naming my next boat the chitcho after your channel

  • @bobbamford5207
    @bobbamford5207Ай бұрын

    Mr. Chit Chow makes a HUGE! deal out of everything no matter how small. A Drama Queen to the core!

  • @Jerryras57
    @Jerryras5715 күн бұрын

    Lady linda made it twice 😭😂

  • @user-vp9kr2bu9i
    @user-vp9kr2bu9i4 ай бұрын

    Alfred dont be so a queen...dang dude

  • @jimmarshall5453
    @jimmarshall54532 ай бұрын

    Great compilation. Fred for President, the only sane Floridian.

  • @johnessk
    @johnessk3 ай бұрын

    That guy didn't say "bro" enough

  • @justinrayedwards2971
    @justinrayedwards297121 күн бұрын

    Has any of them ever pulled a boat out of the water ? Lol

  • @johnnybighit
    @johnnybighit23 күн бұрын

    Bro. I love the commentary.

  • @alittlebitofeverything4345
    @alittlebitofeverything43454 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 How much longer can our species survive?

  • @securethebag1613
    @securethebag16133 ай бұрын

    nobody tied to help buddy pull in his boat lmao edit: you have to watch this on mute

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit14144 ай бұрын

    That first boat needs to be named Jesus Christ. Whether the owner likes it or not!

  • @PamelaZandarski
    @PamelaZandarski29 күн бұрын

    Just because you have the $$$$, does not mean you SHOULD buy a boat!!!! LMFAO

  • @crustybmw
    @crustybmw3 ай бұрын

    If I was a Lawyer I would hang out here all day handing out my business card- especially divorce lawyer

  • @jims4539
    @jims45393 ай бұрын

    Oh Lord, please never let any of this be me or my boat.

  • @Gold17
    @Gold1727 күн бұрын

    Busy day in the neighborhood lol.

  • @chrisduc1
    @chrisduc13 ай бұрын

    Oh my god bro , hey bro that’s crazy bro , right bro ??

  • @bready4christ96
    @bready4christ96Ай бұрын

    This is hilarious

  • @busykid7277
    @busykid72773 ай бұрын

    Im 14 years old and wanting to get a boat soon thanks for the video man👊👊

  • @nathalie.1971
    @nathalie.1971Ай бұрын

    I just ended my subscription to Netflix and Amazon Prime.. 😂😂😂 PS: boats & alcohol are not a good match but definitely a good watch..

  • @Otrepiena
    @Otrepiena4 ай бұрын

    Carrellata Stupenda!! Buon Anno

  • @barbiedall1975
    @barbiedall197521 күн бұрын

    Bro..u r on to something Fred for Prez...I w def vote for him ..cant be much worse than what we got!!@@😂😂

  • @shelleymurphy1966
    @shelleymurphy19663 ай бұрын

    Some people have no business driving a boat.

  • @peterhulse1064

    @peterhulse1064

    Ай бұрын

    I suspect a lot of them are drunk.

  • @scottthomas6603
    @scottthomas6603Ай бұрын

    I love the mix of english and spanish, don't know what you're saying bro but I don't want to, it's hysterical, love it! But it is scary the lack of knowledge some of these people have, they're responsible for the lives of the people on their boat!

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