"ive done meself a mischief here" has to be the best line i've heard yet

@tyronerautahi9705

10 ай бұрын

Kiethys done himself a mischief.

@DagsRetro

10 ай бұрын

Yeah that line had me rolling up and down the walls

@mattpatt199

10 ай бұрын

That's us aussies for you haha

@Dirt-E-Dan

10 ай бұрын

Real Australian moment

@DistractedGlobeGuy

10 ай бұрын

That's right up there with _"Hey, Billy. That hurt."_

Does anyone else ever wonder how we, as a species, have managed to make it this far?

@dougupah8778

10 ай бұрын

every day

@scottishscott3504

10 ай бұрын

Because what you see on Fail Army is the exception, not the rule.

@FunnyFails9999

10 ай бұрын

like

@einienj3281

10 ай бұрын

Every single day.. 😂

@einienj3281

10 ай бұрын

​@@scottishscott3504I think it's becoming the rule and smart people are the exception..

10:00 the guy in the kayak did everything right, he stood up to make himself more visible and carried a horn to use to make himself heard. Guy in the boat is either oblivious or doesn’t care. That’s how people get hurt

@mckenziekeith7434

10 ай бұрын

Or autopilot.

@hendrsb33

10 ай бұрын

That's exactly why I keep to small lakes and streams that prohibit powerboats. Too much beer and too little situational awareness.😬

@achim8239

10 ай бұрын

As a rower, I would say "doesn't care". In parts of Germany, the limit for "no license needed" was raised from 5 to 15 hp a few years ago, obviously to support the boat hiring business. Too many care- and clueless people now at the helm of a motor boat.

@MmmmThisIsATastyBurger

10 ай бұрын

@@hendrsb33 I agree, my sister loves to kayak and I always tell her to stay out of the river and stick to lakes and creeks

@MmmmThisIsATastyBurger

10 ай бұрын

@@achim8239 clueless people are everywhere but in the USA it feels like we have a lot of operators under the influence. I don’t even wanna be on the water when a lot of boats are out there because the chances of someone being drunk and or an idiot are too high

There is something truly ironic about a boat burning surrounded by water.

@peterf.229

10 ай бұрын

just remember if you are on a boat at sea fire is your worst enemy .

@Matt_Alaric

4 ай бұрын

@@peterf.229 That's just big shark propaganda.

2000: Dude, where's my car? 2023: *Brian, where's your boat?*

@TomFynn

10 ай бұрын

Whatever boat Brian buys after this, it will always be "in the middle of the street".

@Neptun2006

10 ай бұрын

Our boat, in the middle of our Street.

@thebobweirsegment3981

10 ай бұрын

Brian is with Just Stop Oil

@FailFamily101

10 ай бұрын

😂

@cashman1971

10 ай бұрын

dude, where ,s my car?

Tipping a sailboat in nearly flat calm. Priceless.

@therealzeus1021

10 ай бұрын

19:00 Laser sailboat apologist here, and there are a few possible scenarios for why this happened: 1) That guy is a plain idiot who doesn't know what he's doing 2) OR he is a relatively inexperienced sailor practicing what's called "roll tacking" where you purposely "roll" your boat during a tack (turn into the wind) to the point where it looks like you're capsizing, then when your sail swings around you throw your weight back on the other side to slam the boat back down flat on your new line. It's pretty much used only in small sailboat racing to preserve momentum through a tack, and that guy looks like he could have purposely thrown his weight to try and roll, but he was slow to switch sides to even out the tip when he was through the turn, so the boat continued rolling until it capsized. I have a laser myself but have only "roll tacked" while racing or practicing for racing on an FJ (Flying Jane) which is a 2 person racing boat a bit wider and more stable than the single person Lasers. 3) It's hard to tell where the wind is coming from in the video, but it actually looks like it's coming from behind him, in which case the turn was actually a jibe (turn downwind) which is a much quicker and violent turn than a tack, in which case if he tried a "roll jibe" where you again roll the boat then jump to the other side to slam it flat, a jibe is far easier to capsize in even in light winds, and you never want to roll during a jibe, in which case we loop back to Scenario 1: he is just a plain idiot. Scenarios 1, 2 & 3: Lasers are super easy to capsize and flip back rightside up, they are super fun (which is why I own one), and don't cost thousands or millions of dollars worth of damage to capsize (it's free) like all the other clips, so as long as that dude is having fun, clip is funny but he's alright by me

@glitch-pr3nr

10 ай бұрын

3 Men in a tub🛁

@glitch-pr3nr

10 ай бұрын

@@therealzeus1021it wasn't a boat

@theoverlord3839

10 ай бұрын

Precise roll jibe lol

@Arsenic71

10 ай бұрын

@@therealzeus1021 Yeah, jibe never a good idea on any sailing vessel.

Love how the guys who ground their boats keep steering lmao

@DR-kl3mn

7 ай бұрын

Smart enough to drive their boats onto the shore in the first place so...

I love how dude really tried to stop the boat flip with his noodle arms. 😂💀

@atodaso1668

10 ай бұрын

Even Brian Shaw couldn't stop that boat from rolling over it was probably 25,000lbs! A for effort though lol

@The_Beast_666

8 ай бұрын

@@atodaso1668Timestamp please?

@SpeakerMunkey

4 ай бұрын

The same Darwin Award mentality that assured him that nothing would go wrong being towed like that.

When that forklift had separated from the boat and the guy was literally stuck in deciding which one to save, had me in tears from laughing so hard...🤣😂😂🤣

@Simon-xc5oy

10 ай бұрын

Yes! And in the end he saved neither of them...total comedy in the Laurel and Hardy style...classic. A total idiot, but very funny!

@ConnieHirsch

10 ай бұрын

At least he had it on camera that it was the fork that failed, not driver incompetence. Unless of course, it's that you're not supposed to use a forklift to move a boat trailer like that.

@BuddhaOfDarkness

10 ай бұрын

He reminded me of Oliver Hardy

@jamieboer3466

10 ай бұрын

@@ConnieHirsch You are not, the fork got lifted up by the boat going over the bump which is what pulled the fork off.

@puntacanaman1

10 ай бұрын

@@ConnieHirsch He would've been fine if he had slid the fork to the side. He left it in the middle, the only spot the forks can be removed when lifted. Pretty dumb.

Swamp skiff coming in hot, crosses the land, back into the water, hits a floating hillbilly shack and knocks the guy off the porch. Monte Python couldn't have done it better. Well done, priceless.

@etovakala

13 күн бұрын

The "Ah, dang it" seals it.

The guy taking the dock with his boat so his wife wouldn't leave him--that is SUCH a country song. George Jones, Vince Gill, & Brad Paisley would approve. 🤣

@stevekitt52

9 ай бұрын

We should raise a statue to this man for this genius move.🙂

@swanseamale47

Ай бұрын

Yeah, women are always impressed by men doing stupid things.... ahhhh, no wait. 😂

I can't get over how absolutely gorgeous that blue yacht was.

@eliasbenjaminuribeparra9966

3 ай бұрын

yeah, it must be the most beautiful yacht i have seen, so clean

As an articulated lorry driver (semi-truck for American viewers), watching that guy trying to reverse to the slipway was painful.

@daniellclary

10 ай бұрын

I don't think you need to be a truck driver to feel that pain. I felt if for sure.

@djamelhamdia134

10 ай бұрын

@@daniellclary I don't drive at all, and I felt it.

@lacai527

10 ай бұрын

i think i got a minor brain damage by watching it.

@RichardDTube

10 ай бұрын

On your 'artic' the tractor is much shorter than the trailer. For a long SUV and short trailer (jet-ski) you can't turn fast enough. Someone should make a trailer extender bar.

@static_bolt

10 ай бұрын

​@@RichardDTubeI've backed my jetski many times in my F350 4 door with a 10ft flatbed without issues. Issue is people never even bother practicing before going to a public boat ramp and embarrassing themselves

9:07 For those curious that's the mega Yacht "Go" and apparently there was a computer malfunction and the captain decided to try and beech it sofltly into the dock rather than hit the Simpson Bay bridge. Happened at St. Maarten

@Bruh-wb3qw

10 ай бұрын

The damage was honestly not that bad. Could've been worse.

@gg_grey

10 ай бұрын

Thanks, some of these are incredible. I kind of want the backstory on all of them.

@lppedd

10 ай бұрын

@@Bruh-wb3qw how do you repair that damaged hull now?

@calcutt4

10 ай бұрын

@@lppedd Boats aren't super hard to repair, its expensive but structurally not that hard. For example, the Stockholm, now MV Astoria, was built in 1948, had her bow completely destroyed in a collision with the SS Andrea Doria (which sank shortly afterwards) in 1956, sailed back to port under her own power, had the bow rebuilt and is currently operational and awaiting sale for continued operation after being laid up during Covid

@jeremycaylor9151

10 ай бұрын

@@lppedd Buff out the stainless bow plate, pack some tiger hair epoxy in the hull, sand it and call the gelcoat guy to come finish it up. For a boat like this is probably cost them at least $10k for the repair if it was just cosmetic and nothing structural.

As a kayaker, the segment with the Airhorn Guy trying to ward off the speeding boat really made me shake my head. That's exactly why I keep to semi-secluded lakes and streams that limit or prohibit power boats. Some boaters drive like they're in a sportscar on an interstate... with beer in hand.

@eligriggs5856

10 ай бұрын

not to mention it was crazy overcast and hazy. Not great conditions for being seen at speed.

@mace8873

10 ай бұрын

Imagine being a spearfisher with nothing more than a small float as a marker...

@leeoshea2290

10 ай бұрын

that bloke in the boat just didn't care, what's he gonna do? chase me? ha ha watch me drown this fool on a kayak Didn't know he's being recorded. Almost attempted murder

@DR-kl3mn

7 ай бұрын

@@leeoshea2290 depends entirely on who the driver of the boat is and who the kayaker is if the cops will pursue it or claim they don't know the boaters intent

@keithmills778

5 ай бұрын

@@eligriggs5856 He was wearing his high-visibility shorts, though.

0:14 "Now that we have this opportunity, let's not film it" Good

*i like the video. funny and entertaining*

@24Ninetynine

10 ай бұрын

*why did you say it like this*

@24Ninetynine

10 ай бұрын

Also I just looked up your channel and saw a bunch of videos in the FailArmy style. They even have “Fails of the week” and “FailArmy” in the title, what’s up with that?

@josheakins5137

10 ай бұрын

Just give it a thumbs up like a normal person

@MikefromQueens

10 ай бұрын

Response nice.

"He got me." That shark had him good. That had to suck. Was fun to watch. Great video

@Colstah

10 ай бұрын

Well, he was trying to kill the shark, stuck a hook in him, so at least the shark got some payback before he was killed....

@BlokeOzzie

10 ай бұрын

I wonder precisely where he was bitten.

@nagoranerides3150

10 ай бұрын

Good for the shark.

@thorin1045

10 ай бұрын

@@nagoranerides3150 yep, you can try to eat stuff, but some will fight back.

@RideAcrossTheRiver

10 ай бұрын

@@BlokeOzzie In the wallet.

Insurance Adjuster: "What happened here?" Doofus: "Well, sir, I did myself some mischief..."

I will never own a boat, because if I did, I would certainly make every mistake in this video.

7:38 That Guy could be Hurt very Bad,with the pole falling on Him!

@RideAcrossTheRiver

10 ай бұрын

His right leg was fractured at least.

@douglasphillips1203

10 ай бұрын

His back is probably broken too. Don't envy that guy at all.

@pedromorett

10 ай бұрын

He's probably died from the injuries. I would bet a lot of money

@dr.robertbennett3452

10 ай бұрын

😮😮😮

@JonMartinYXD

10 ай бұрын

@@pedromorett How much? $10K? $100K?

"Getting to the concrete now" the last thing you want to hear when in a boat

@thecasualfly

8 ай бұрын

especially with that boat, it looked brand new and EXPENSIVE .

7:35 Poor guy received that entire pole on his head. Hope he is fine.

@greenlikeseafoamaaron3798

5 ай бұрын

Looked real young too. Probably a family business and it's his first job. Guy was smiling wide and definitely not aware of the potential dangers. Quick lesson for the young guy for sure. Hope he's alright.

The shark getting his own back at the fisherman is highly satisfying!

Whelp, I can't wait for everyone to have flying cars

@Beelzebubby91

10 ай бұрын

Insurance agencies are about to have a field day with those lmao

@doebuck9708

10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@lightterror3304

10 ай бұрын

We got boats flying before cars because of the folks in these clips

@stevie-ray2020

10 ай бұрын

Amphibious-vehicles look like a better choice to me!

@peterf.229

10 ай бұрын

lmao I scared my cat when i laughed at the boat flying down the street

Some say, that man is still trying to back his Sea Doo down the ramp to this day

@DavidRice111

10 ай бұрын

I drove an 18 wheeler for 17yrs, and found it WAY easier to back than my 18' bass boat!

@mohmoony3918

10 ай бұрын

Just like my dad, he couldn't back his boat in either. Solution, got a front hitch.

@DavidRice111

10 ай бұрын

@@mohmoony3918 Actually- I found that rapid little "corrections" while backing is an immense help with shorter trailers!

@OMGWTFLOLSMH

10 ай бұрын

He should have lowered his endgate to see better, and put a single hand at the bottom of the steering wheel.

@peterf.229

10 ай бұрын

lol a front trailer hitch to put a boat in sounds like a good idea 🤣 you could tow it like normal til you got to the ramp then put it in the water and back the truck out .

The guy with the trailer still under his boat is a local legend, he does that every spring. Beats dragging everything across 60 miles of gravel roads.

6:21 Thats what she got when she said "Get that boat out of the pool." So she better shouldn't complain.

@nobody7817

9 ай бұрын

That's the Irish for ya!

As an avid boater, these vids are getting harder to watch. My God, the sheer stupidity of some of these people and the abuse they put their boats through....😮

@Relkond

10 ай бұрын

I give good odds many of those are rentals/borrowed and not actually being piloted by the owner.

@chornobylreactor4

10 ай бұрын

The poor things but the one called iceberg was a real jerk

@SchemeTintFocus

10 ай бұрын

Less of a privilege and more of a blight

@queenelcene638

10 ай бұрын

Those tankers and cruise ships, too😮😮😮NO qualified captains???😮😮😮😮

@christopherhoyt7195

10 ай бұрын

@@Relkond You're on! I think lots of people don't take boating seriously, like flying a small aircraft only when sober, well rested, with a good flight plan and as weather permits. Instead, people treat boating as pure leisure time with their toys and today's Saturday so we're going no matter what. There's usually plenty of alcohol in use too.

@8:23 Wearing black socks and black shoes while wearing shorts tells you everything that you need to know about this guy's ability.

@ImFieldy

8 ай бұрын

actually. I thought he was a legend. put his new toy safety before his body :)

@Matt_Alaric

4 ай бұрын

Oh no the colour coordination police are here...

2:53 is My Favorite Part out of this entire video!🤣🤣🤣

How dare that Shark bite that guy. Never expected that from a Shark.

@user-cz7wp4jz6n

3 ай бұрын

I was suprised that they had no knife with them, it seems basic marine practice.

12:30 Still a better love story than Twilight

Not going to lie, I really appreciate the shark biting that dude.

@wolf_or_lamb

10 ай бұрын

I hope so, too! A real painfull bite with deep scars, so he never forget, that is not "cool" to catch poor sharks 👿👹

@timewellspent8137

8 ай бұрын

​@@wolf_or_lambCoulda been an accidental catch. It can happen with turtles when pond fishing, so I'm sure something similar could happen in the ocean

@thatoneultramarine208

Ай бұрын

@@wolf_or_lambBoth of your channels scream cringe

@wolf_or_lamb

Ай бұрын

@@thatoneultramarine208 Which "both channel"? You speak in riddles 🤨..I have no channel!. 🤔

Legend has it that Brian still doesn't know his boat is in the street.

13:48 Dude’s swimming like an Olympic athlete!

@RUAChristian

9 ай бұрын

I noticed that too. He was really moving!

@andeekaydot

4 ай бұрын

Boat went downstream, so did he, and while swimming, faster. So he might have even managed to get the boat or a rope before it would smash into something. Was worth the effort.

9:34 That mans life just fell apart.

The dude getting bit by the shark he’s trying to kill is one of the best things I’ve seen on t’internet.

@pascalmoens8691

10 ай бұрын

I enjoyed the screams way too much.

I love how the boat that crashed into the ferry was called nap time, I think someone might have fallen asleep at the wheel!

@labrat810

10 ай бұрын

Was literally saying aloud "What the F*** is he doing!?" until I saw the name. "Oh, he was napping. Got it"

@vashongolf

9 ай бұрын

If you are talking about the ferry 19:13, the guy was in the bathroom.

13:44 The comedic timing is absolutely hilarious!!! Driverless boat drifts down river... wait for it.... waaaaaait for it.... ...then owner comes swimming after it. I almost fell down laughing!!!

@Yora21

3 ай бұрын

I wasn't waiting for it. Just thinking it's a simple clip of a runaway boat casually floating down the river, and the show is over.

5:37 - Steering as if that wheel is going to do anything much on land

@kyanovp1915

10 ай бұрын

they’re reflexes

That dude get bitten by a shark? That’s awesome 😂

@dougupah8778

10 ай бұрын

Sharks not going down without taking one of them with him!

@aaergplay6022

10 ай бұрын

"Kill or be killed". 😎 I like that shark.

@jacka55six60

10 ай бұрын

Not sure if they were trying to cut the sharks head off or amputating his leg!

I love how men seem to "grow" to 50 ft tall in their minds when trailers with boats start rolling down hills. You aren't in the sandbox, this is actually happening, and you aren't gonna stop it.

@Gottenhimfella

10 ай бұрын

One of them did OK, towards the end of the clip. But in principle, you're right of course, it pays to assume you're screwed, unless there's (say) a quick-acting spring brake you can hit.

@allonenut

9 ай бұрын

I love that you don't realize why they're actually doing that 😂

@jeffjeannette9364

9 ай бұрын

@@allonenut I never said I don't know why. Boats are expensive. That's what insurance is for. Would you try to catch a pot of boiling water that gets knocked off the stove, or back up and avoid being scalded? How bout a knife, risk your digits and try to catch it? Same damn principal.

@jeffjeannette9364

9 ай бұрын

@@Gottenhimfella It's hard to do. Certain situations, I would definitely. If the boat is just a skiff, or just a run of the mill 9 ft aluminum. Light enough for most people to minimize the damage.

@allonenut

9 ай бұрын

@jeffjeannette9364 screw the boat and how expensive it is. I'm talking about others being in danger because of an error the boat owner caused. At least attempt to control a disaster where you can, unlike a knife a pot of water where you clearly cannot.

That shark was the true hero. I hope he got a good chunk.

@chrisrmorriscm

10 ай бұрын

Came here looking for a shark comment. I laughed the whole time.. go fishing for shark, and sometimes the shark is fishing for you.

7:21 has to be one of the most expensive. I can’t even imagine.

@paulwalnuts3249

10 ай бұрын

probably... $3M + not sure how much those house boats are... Some of those megayacht accidents were probably expensive too. not completely sunk, but tons of repairs needed.

@JJmystic

10 ай бұрын

@@paulwalnuts3249 yeah I hadn’t gotten to those yet. Once I posted this and then got To that huge blue yacht repeatedly smacking the dock and concrete I was like.. oh I gotta delete my comment 😭😭

@rayalevesque

10 ай бұрын

California Lake, I wish there was a location on that houseboat. Could have been around where I live.

@FailFamily101

10 ай бұрын

They are just watching money sink

@rayalevesque

10 ай бұрын

@@FailFamily101 Probably rented for a vacation. Depending on the lake. Hope they got a big deposit or the optional insurance.

1:25 smh people getting mad when sharks do shark things

@dusk3971

9 ай бұрын

this is a joke right?

I like that man at 11:40 trying to stop the boat from tipping like you leaning on it is gonna stop a 30000 pins boat from falling over 😂

@OMGWTFLOLSMH

10 ай бұрын

People are dumb.

Info: Apparently the Yacht at 9:17 Named the ''Go'' was having a computer malfunction and steering into the dock was a safer option then steering into the concrete.

@1fingerblaster69

8 ай бұрын

Twice?

@_XR40_

8 ай бұрын

This is why you don't computerise vehicles...

4:34 has to be the most expensive fail in this video. Thanks for including it.

@failarmy

10 ай бұрын

He never financially recovered from it

@TheCrappyZipper

10 ай бұрын

​@@failarmyEmotionally and Socially

11:32 This guy: "A multiple tons heavy boat is about to fall of the trailer...i must try to stop it with my arms"

@douglasphillips1203

10 ай бұрын

Physics: hold my beer

@Gottenhimfella

10 ай бұрын

Clearly he did not start the day with the right breakfast cereal.

@cashman1971

10 ай бұрын

hold my beer

4:23 Was the worst. Absolutely terrible accident. Hopefully they weren't ruined after this horrific crash

The 2 guys in the pool in the boat. Holy shit that was great. He was definitely in the dog house the next day though 😅

@bookfaerie23

10 ай бұрын

How much of that does he actually remember without the help of the video, lol

@cashman1971

10 ай бұрын

how much of that does he actually rember without the help of the video, lol

6:06 That's a new level of drunken genius.. 😂

@Hatchet1

2 ай бұрын

Yep

Holy shiiite, Army. After 12 years of fail videos this one had me on the edge of my seat from beginning to end! I shit you not. Wow. Congratulations, and thank you.

@zibberebbiz

10 ай бұрын

it's so nice to have a fail video that isn't 40% people slipping on their porch steps

@minigiant8998

10 ай бұрын

@@zibberebbiz or falling off a skateboard

@mattp7939

10 ай бұрын

Agree

@HazzyWazzey

10 ай бұрын

100% with you on that - what an epic compilation!!

Gotta love the blue boat testing it's metal bow...he's in the concrete now 😂😂

@Gottenhimfella

10 ай бұрын

Yep. And it was no rental cheapie... how the heck did that person get to be behind the wheel?

From the looks of the scraping scars on the sides of these two boats, it appears this wasn't their first joust match!

@MJ-uk6lu

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's kinda sus.

Bro really tried to loophole the wife with the dock 😂😂😂 hes so divorced lmaooo

@RideAcrossTheRiver

10 ай бұрын

A wife who won't let you go fishing?

@games1004

10 ай бұрын

@@RideAcrossTheRiver, how many times has he, as a husband, left her alone, and not given her the love that he moronically gives to fish? There’s likely a history of his attitude not being one of a married man. Why would he marry her, then neglect her by being alone all the time? Surely there is something he could do instead that they could do together… but no, he chose fish instead. Life is not about self-fulfillment, but about self-sacrifice, that is the goal.

@RideAcrossTheRiver

10 ай бұрын

@@games1004 Nah. Fishing is better.

Whale watchers screaming while looking for a safe space makes my heart smile.

People running after heavy, runaway things is a real-life cartoon.

A ship fire on a Carnival ship is a terror that I hope I never have to encounter. You'd be lucky to even get a refund.

@einienj3281

10 ай бұрын

Yup.. I was on a ferry from Finland to Sweden when it caught on fire, but luckily the crew got it under control.. another ferry was stuck on the rocks between Åland and mainland Finland.. 😅 But, I'm an archipelago girl.. it was scary af, but not scary enough.. 😅

Good to see that shark get in one last act of defiance.

"Brian, the boat is in the street!!" Love that guy hahahaha

It baffles me how a phone and a couple of meters of separation let the people laugh instead of being concerned about others safety.

What I've always loved is being on the dock watching first-time boaters the ones that think they have it all under control.

@user-cz7wp4jz6n

3 ай бұрын

Or they are just scared but try anyway

It's very noticeable how in the majority of the large vessel incidents, there is no bowman.

My fav was @13:44, wondered why they kept filming after the boat passed by until I saw the guy swimming after it!

@Reynard_11

10 ай бұрын

Agreed. Nice set up & punch line.

Brian has more patience than me, or maybe it was just the cop sitting there

My husband always says backing down a boat ramp is like pushing a wet noodle. 🤣

@RideAcrossTheRiver

10 ай бұрын

It's like trying to pick a lock with a wet herring.

@MGower4465

10 ай бұрын

And the added bonus is you get to haul the boat back *up* the ramp later, with wet tires. Backing a trailer, just hold the bottom of the steering wheel and turn it the direction you want the trailer to go, but your hand should move no more than two inches, and your foot never touches gas pedal nor leaves brake. Don't be prideful and try to salvage a bad approach. Its embarrassing to be laughed at for having to try two or three times, but its more embarassing to have to get a tow truck to haul your new submarine out and *still* have failed to launch the boat.

@thereisnosanctuary6184

10 ай бұрын

That's what He said!

@RideAcrossTheRiver

10 ай бұрын

@@thereisnosanctuary6184 And yet you lie with women! Black Sue ... Fat Phoebe ... Rosaline, Burbage's seamstress ... Aphrodite Baggott who does it behind _The Dog & Trumpet_ ...

@cashman1971

10 ай бұрын

that,s what he said!

The shorter the trailer the harder it is to back up.

@atodaso1668

10 ай бұрын

Bro was turing his steering to be at 45% angles, he even had the guidance poles on his trailer.

That dude that was laying down while his boat dragged him into the street was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

“It’s go me, it’s got me, it’s got me, it’s got me, it’s got me, it’s got me”.. Gotta love that fish letting the fishermen know he fecked with the wrong fish🤣🤣

0:52 wait thats actually a smoke stack?

*Very good video, I laughed at many moments on the boat. very funny and interesting*

@beasobeaso

10 ай бұрын

good bot

@cashman1971

10 ай бұрын

good bot

@cashman1971

10 ай бұрын

good bot

@bad_time.

10 ай бұрын

@@cashman1971 Hope you always support the team and Bad Time

@bad_time.

10 ай бұрын

@@beasobeaso 😍

16:38 "ABANDON SHIP!" LMAO! Dude literally jumped for it!

The houseboat sinking was heartbreaking 😢

LOL boats came out of nowhere😂😂😂 0:01

I like the guy that just dove into the wave, off his boat, like it was just a surf board😅

@Gottenhimfella

10 ай бұрын

He was definitely the highest-functioning individual on the whole clip.

1:28- When your voice goes from bass to soprano REAL QUICK!!!!

It's great to see how many drivers try to pull a James Bond across a land bridge.

My husband and I used to tow our ski boat to various lakes. We would spend day after day having family fun in the sun. And on every single one of those days, we witnessed more boating stupidity happening around us than should have been possible. I think part of the problem is that there are no required boating equivalents for driver training or licenses. There are coast guard boating courses and certificates, but most boaters skip those. All it takes for anyone to pilot a pleasure boat is a boat and a body of water. Since many people indulged in boozing while boating, crazy crashes happened all the time. And it isn’t just the person behind the wheel who causes problems. The passengers are just as careless. Once we witnessed an overloaded ski boat surge past us. In the boat’s back seat, an obese woman was cradling an infant in the crook of her arm, with that arm resting on the open edge of the gunwale. If the speeding boat had slammed into another boat’s wake, that infant would have gone flying. Makes me cringe just to remember that. To top off all this stupidity, there rarely are any law enforcement boats on hand to patrol the waterways.

@Simon-xc5oy

10 ай бұрын

I know...some people are so unbelievably thick, its a wonder they can find their own front doors....

@sarahmcdonough7713

10 ай бұрын

Lol what? You don’t need a license to drive a boat in some places? It’s illegal to boat without one in Canada. Not requiring one is just begging for accidents.

@Rat-Builder

10 ай бұрын

I am sure that piloting those huge ships requires a special license, but by watching the ships in this video destroying dock after dock, evidently the license must be easy to get with no training required.

@coolin44

10 ай бұрын

Yes Ontario you need to take a course first. The licence is for life but at least you've done minimum training

@DerMeister821

10 ай бұрын

Way back when I worked in fast food (lol), a lady I worked with, her husband had "just gotten his license back" after DUIs and other assorted trailer trash/rez trash shenanigans; weekend plans, head out to the lake with the boat and beer. Irony is lost on a lot of people apparently.

13:45 that dude is swimming fast wtf

@Reynard_11

10 ай бұрын

Because he's swimming with the current... that stole his boat.

I’ve always been told the greatest entertainment to be found is that of the boat ramp, at 5pm on a weekend.

1:40 "Fisherman" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude at 7:40 definitely wasn't all right

3:55 literally C3PO

I love how dude really tried to stop the boat flip with his noodle arms.

A number of "Captains" just lost their licenses in this video.

(0:59) Fantastic strap down job on the boat but you got to remember to tighten those lug nuts and check those wheel bearings.

Seeing humans act like idiots is one thing... seeing a human act like an idiot and then have to watch an animal die because of them is another. That was horrific with the shark.

@Matt_Alaric

4 ай бұрын

Fish die as a result of fishing... it's not horrific, but it is weird that this is news to you.

@gthgirl392

4 ай бұрын

@Matt_Alaric I won't be entertaining your comment. I hope you can find attention somewhere else, you poor thing.

@Matt_Alaric

4 ай бұрын

@@gthgirl392 Sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of you whining about fishing 😂

01:45 good. I hope he bit something off

I'll never understand people's attraction to boat ownership

The terrifying part is when the boat fell over in the water then still funny because the recorder was screaming saying WOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That guy saying "Brian where the boat, oh its in the middle of the street" is fucking savage!!

A tip for those trying to back up tiny trailers. Forget the side mirrors, by the time you see the trailer in the mirror, it's too late. You need to see it in your center mirror and make micro adjustments.

no longer I do water sports because of people like this. people on water are super dangerous.

Your videos have become a weekly tradition for me. Keep making us laugh!

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week! The idiots in boats had me in tears. The video is a perfect blend of humor and clever editing. Well done!

0:19 Haulover Inlet

5:35 I love how he tries to drive it back to the water! 😂

2:24 I think he got him. 👍