That Escalated Quickly ! Boat Ramp Boater Rages and Pays Dearly !

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Presents Ready set go! Did we just hear the Jerry Springer bell? Fight at the boat today at BlackPoint Marina and it was heated! Fred the Croc showed up then died its a funny Chit Show to say the least.
Get a drink cause todays Chit Show is Special. An invisible sucker punch that came out of know where had everyone wondering. This one is a classic so if you like boat ramp fails and boat ramp Chit Show youll love todays video.
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami

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  • @Scuba_Bro
    @Scuba_Bro2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine Cuban dude #1 dude jumping in the water to attack Cuban dude #2 and he comes face to face with none other than Fred 😮

  • @Bubbles99718

    @Bubbles99718

    2 жыл бұрын

    THAT WOULDA BEEN AWESOME!!!

  • @jtflypegasus

    @jtflypegasus

    2 жыл бұрын

    That will have been the best "Chit Show" in that case I will have ever watched had that been the case. Fred "the croc" will have taught that goofball a good life lesson. Maybe Fred just bites one of his ears off will have sufficed this lesson.

  • @rockopsmacmara9453

    @rockopsmacmara9453

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Sparrow one Cuban can tell another

  • @Scuba_Bro

    @Scuba_Bro

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Sparrow … I know that area quite well… not only is just about everyone Cuban but the Cuban food is godly. You can also tell by the way they speak Spanish. They have a unique flare in their Spanish speaking.

  • @FloridafishingwithRick

    @FloridafishingwithRick

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gator don't play no shit!

  • @Bassmaster1256
    @Bassmaster12562 жыл бұрын

    Don't blame the old Man, he's smart enough to realize that everybody else is fucking around and he sneaks in. PERFECT!!!!

  • @tankgirl3828

    @tankgirl3828

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. You snooze, you lose. 😂

  • @jsnjcnt

    @jsnjcnt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Other guys were too busy being idiots.

  • @iowaqfanboomq4613

    @iowaqfanboomq4613

    2 жыл бұрын

    Old mans by far the smartest

  • @renechang2406

    @renechang2406

    2 жыл бұрын

    Old and wise. The quietest person in the room is the most powerful.

  • @renechang2406

    @renechang2406

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hai un dicho el que dice mucho no ase nada.Old man was all action and no talk.The pure definition of DALË

  • @afteryourburial
    @afteryourburial Жыл бұрын

    The second hand embarrassment is real. Feel bad for both families involved, what a way to ruin a day on the water for not just you but everyone else around you. The gesture from one wife to the other like “sorry my husbands a rage case” killed me haha

  • @aaarauz1

    @aaarauz1

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm willing to bet both have been in this situation before. plenty

  • @laurasanchez7105

    @laurasanchez7105

    9 ай бұрын

    I mean all of them were yelling at each other lol. It's not just the 2 guys. They were the ones that kept going but they were all yelling if I remember correctly

  • @AlkalineGamingHD

    @AlkalineGamingHD

    8 ай бұрын

    @@laurasanchez7105 All it takes is for a couple people to go too far for everyone else in the room to realize they should just settle their differences lol

  • @nondesperado

    @nondesperado

    20 күн бұрын

    She probably wished that he was this fiery in the bedroom.🤣

  • @Asubie

    @Asubie

    6 күн бұрын

    The husband get all tough in public but wait until they get home. The wife will be the one talking. 😅

  • @jasonm949
    @jasonm949 Жыл бұрын

    Dude was real tough jumping around on his boat, then nothing. Lol.

  • @kf4293
    @kf42932 жыл бұрын

    The two young guys yelling and arguing, while old guy docks. "Age and Wisdom defeats youth" 😂

  • @toddreynolds1928

    @toddreynolds1928

    2 жыл бұрын

    All three guys were old men.

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    @@toddreynolds1928 In Dock 10 was the old Dude, in Dock 9, was Mr. Clean and on Dock 2 with the straw hat was about a 30-ish Cuban American. Have a nice day.

  • @getteedoff

    @getteedoff

    10 ай бұрын

    Did bald guy pull out a gun?

  • @user-it7jd4lm8p

    @user-it7jd4lm8p

    3 ай бұрын

    Apparently baldy brandished a gun stuck in the waistband.

  • @tobyrose6906

    @tobyrose6906

    12 күн бұрын

    Great day out on Ocean then ignorance. Ruin day

  • @rexbostwick3830
    @rexbostwick3830 Жыл бұрын

    It's amazing to me that at a busy ramp like this, people just take their time getting themselves and their shit off the boat, then casually stroll to the truck/ trailer. I would avoid this ramp like the plague.

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    This is a Miami thing too !

  • @rebeccakeenan8101

    @rebeccakeenan8101

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean even if the ramp is busy I’m not going to rush like an insane person. Especially when unloading kids. Everyone needs to be patient. Or pay for a better spot. lol.

  • @strangefruit8776

    @strangefruit8776

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rebeccakeenan8101 aside from an emergency it shouldn’t ever take more than 5-8 minutes tops to launch or retrieve from the ramp. If you’re launching your boat it needs to be loaded with all your stuff before you ever get close to the ramp. Loading and unloading items at the ramp is like leaving your car at the gas pump while you go in to eat. There’s no reason whatsoever to do it short of just being a miserable ass.

  • @mcfail3450

    @mcfail3450

    Жыл бұрын

    It's like a busy gas station with all the pumps taken and a line formed. Then assholes go inside to grab a candy bar and leave their car sitting there at the pump.

  • @arribaficationwineho32

    @arribaficationwineho32

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rebeccakeenan8101 you need not panic but do not hog the slip. Maybe YOU need a paid slip if you have that much to unload.

  • @mikel9567
    @mikel9567 Жыл бұрын

    It's what happens when you alcohol on board. I used to be a marine enforcement officer and it's amazing the disrespect and egos between boaters, especially different classes. For example, the wake boats would mouth off to the fishing boats and vice versa. We only ran single officer boats and trying to solve a situation while watching your drift and the other boats drifts was insane.

  • @amrak5028

    @amrak5028

    Жыл бұрын

    I am sure you've seen, and dealt with many more sever and varying incidents than some other Law Enforcement Officer have ever seen. It's a whole different world on the waters.

  • @largol33t1

    @largol33t1

    11 ай бұрын

    Sorry, but if I owned a boat, no alcohol allowed. I'll let people smoke but no beer or rum. Why add fuel to the fire...

  • @Midnightspecial2693
    @Midnightspecial2693 Жыл бұрын

    When you think you’re jumping in the water to go fight another boater but you actually end up fighting an alligator lol.

  • @OMGWTFLOLSMH

    @OMGWTFLOLSMH

    10 ай бұрын

    It's a croc.

  • @richwood8650
    @richwood8650 Жыл бұрын

    The alligator started it! He's an InstiGATOR!!

  • @gboy1298
    @gboy12982 жыл бұрын

    Old man kicked his own ass. Bleeding from his head, like a chihuahua. 😂

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    Wanna hear something funny ? He got the bleeding from coming out of the boat's cabin, he hit his Head ! :)

  • @amrak5028

    @amrak5028

    Жыл бұрын

    I have the video paused looking for comment about this Blooded head. @Keith Scudder 9 months ago. Thanks.

  • @kassi420

    @kassi420

    Жыл бұрын

    How does the bald guy end up making himself bleed

  • @Nik-ok9nu

    @Nik-ok9nu

    10 ай бұрын

    @amrak5028 Hahaha. Me too! I'm here, mid-vid to try to gather evidence for the head laceration! Thought maybe I missed the straw hat bro chuck a beer bottle or something!?

  • @CaptainStevenMarkovich
    @CaptainStevenMarkovich Жыл бұрын

    Kudos to the ladies that deescalated the situation 👍

  • @smdnsnnd7254

    @smdnsnnd7254

    3 ай бұрын

    What you talking about? They were initially escalating

  • @duvine3882

    @duvine3882

    2 ай бұрын

    In your dreams, both boats were filled with the opposite!.

  • @saltyran
    @saltyranКүн бұрын

    The old man in the small boat will forever be a LEGEND!

  • @michaelmaas5544
    @michaelmaas55442 жыл бұрын

    I can’t imagine embarrassing my kids and myself like that!😂🤣

  • @dondasher58

    @dondasher58

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking.👍

  • @anthonymannarino3376

    @anthonymannarino3376

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol right? And imagine getting knocked out in front of the kids and wife while landing on the gator 🐊 😂 . That would be a lifetime embarrassment

  • @bigjerm1631

    @bigjerm1631

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your kids would never look at you the same way again 😂 ok rule 1 is to never get whooped in front of your wife & kids. How dumb of him to risk that smh. Sheeit, id rather punk out than get knocked out in front of my family!!

  • @d.cypher2920

    @d.cypher2920

    2 жыл бұрын

    No doubt

  • @anthonymannarino3376

    @anthonymannarino3376

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bigjerm1631 right lol

  • @pittmanfh
    @pittmanfh2 жыл бұрын

    I love how people bring their lawn chairs and umbrellas just to sit there and watch the boats dock. You know there is always the threat of action when you have an audience.

  • @largol33t1

    @largol33t1

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if Alfred's neighbors sometimes pull up in the parking lot and silently sit next to him watching the hilarity ensue. I like how the old dude sneaked past. Hilarious.

  • @bulletman124XXL

    @bulletman124XXL

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂 yes grill out camera 📸 ready

  • @anthonylapira2532

    @anthonylapira2532

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have seen trucks get pulled into the water there from the seaweed make no traction. The guy actually slammed the door and caused the wheels to break loose. He jumped on the door and went in with the truck. It sunk until just the tip of the antenna was 2 inches above the water.

  • @hillbilly4christ638

    @hillbilly4christ638

    Жыл бұрын

    Better than going to the zoo.

  • @daniellee5147
    @daniellee5147 Жыл бұрын

    God it's like being in line for the self checkout at a grocery store and you watch every person for a couple seconds and realize they're taking their sweet ass fucking time. Exactly how people are at these boat launches. Just taking their sweet ass time. Enraging.

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    Because they paid money to "launch", they feel entitled to drag their feet !.. Have a nice Day.

  • @Rio_Redd
    @Rio_Redd Жыл бұрын

    “I can’t believe I just witnessed a fight and a murder” 😂😂😂😂

  • @music-jj2pl
    @music-jj2pl2 жыл бұрын

    Every time I think I'm paying too much for my slip I just need 10 min of these videos to set me straight.

  • @miketexas4549

    @miketexas4549

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amen! Just curious, where are you and what do you pay per mo?

  • @music-jj2pl

    @music-jj2pl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@miketexas4549 I'm in Miami. $417 for a 30ft slip

  • @miketexas4549

    @miketexas4549

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@music-jj2pl Interesting. I'm in Kaneohe and I pay $400 for 30' I was sure I paid more.

  • @kentuckyblugrass

    @kentuckyblugrass

    2 жыл бұрын

    Took the words right out my mouth. $1200 yearly (uncovered) Lake Cumberland, KY.

  • @dnegel9546

    @dnegel9546

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@music-jj2pl what does slip mean? I know nothing about boats.

  • @pierro281279
    @pierro2812792 жыл бұрын

    Fred the investi-Gator 😂

  • @susanne7955

    @susanne7955

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fred the Insti-Gator!

  • @chuckshade7959

    @chuckshade7959

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fred the termi-gator if someone falls in the water . “ I’ll be back ….tomorrow “

  • @pirihiratuhakaraina6638

    @pirihiratuhakaraina6638

    2 жыл бұрын

    😆😂

  • @mitchvintage5754

    @mitchvintage5754

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes it is a gator not a crocodile😂😂😂

  • @flightnavigator8999

    @flightnavigator8999

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s the prize comment. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @jayski8987
    @jayski8987 Жыл бұрын

    First time I ever saw a boat ramp with security guard. I would avoid this ramp at all costs

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    This is a state park and the man you saw was a Park Ranger/wanna be cop. He usually helps fellow boaters and sometimes defuses arguments.

  • @ChristelVinot

    @ChristelVinot

    7 күн бұрын

    @@keithscudder7136 regardless, this is a boat ramp I'd want no part of!

  • @coachbeam3600
    @coachbeam3600 Жыл бұрын

    Everybody was drinking 100% guaranteed

  • @ccaamm1
    @ccaamm12 жыл бұрын

    That guy fights like Fred Sanford. Arms flailing and all talk.

  • @Samlol23_drrich

    @Samlol23_drrich

    2 жыл бұрын

    The good old days of Fred Sanford……

  • @letsgorangers5264

    @letsgorangers5264

    2 жыл бұрын

    LOL!

  • @Obshowersyndicate

    @Obshowersyndicate

    2 жыл бұрын

    He flailed so hard he hit his head and started bleeding to show how bad ass he is

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Obshowersyndicate He hit his head twice !

  • @dinga11128
    @dinga111282 жыл бұрын

    Fred was waiting for that guy to jump in the water so he can have lunch.

  • @MRmanbearpig1993
    @MRmanbearpig1993 Жыл бұрын

    This narrating is top notch. Fred has me captivated. Just openly waiting for snacks. Lol

  • @largol33t1

    @largol33t1

    11 ай бұрын

    It's kinda scary that Fred is getting bolder and doesn't let the boats spook him. I seriously think the problem is the locals and tourists keep feeding him. That's why some harbors and docks have a strict "DO NOT FEED" policy. It kinda unnerves me that in one of Alfred's videos, tourists at the dock to the left (by the cold weather storage spot) kept throwing food in just to get pictures of Fred and one foolish mom let her 10 year old kids walk along the bottom of the dock. Fred could EASILY have grabbed them by the leg. They have no idea how lucky they are that he's a pretty chill and laid back animal and tolerates sharing the dock with all those boats....

  • @Runnamuka
    @Runnamuka9 ай бұрын

    the way some people are so ready to drop and fight, doesn't say much about that person. NOTHING is solved with violence, and nothing WILL ever be solved with violence.

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t12 жыл бұрын

    I cracked up when some of the locals recognized you and shouted "Welcome to the chit show!"

  • @PianoGirl76

    @PianoGirl76

    10 ай бұрын

    Same! 😂

  • @nick7057
    @nick70572 жыл бұрын

    “..a fight and a murder at the same time..” LOL My wife laughed so hard when you said that! That’s the chit show baby!

  • @nealvance2506
    @nealvance2506 Жыл бұрын

    I am an expert in American Sign Language (ASL), and what that bald Cuban was saying (in sign language) was: "The Chit Show is #1 - I like it!" 💯❤

  • @Steven-cb8oo
    @Steven-cb8oo Жыл бұрын

    You just can’t beat fun at the ol boat ramp!

  • @RoadTripA1A
    @RoadTripA1A2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you alcohol for such magnificent entertainment. 😄

  • @slayo710

    @slayo710

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it's real good at providing that after a long day in the sun on the boat. Learned that growing up powerboating. Seen some things in life maybe a little to early 😂😂.

  • @joshp2542

    @joshp2542

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its the magic combination of alcohol and the state of Florida. Like two peas in a pod.

  • @theevilg3nius

    @theevilg3nius

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is one of those “had to be there “ moments. Btw Hispanic wives arguing, alcohol is not required. 😆

  • @dannyholland6694

    @dannyholland6694

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nothing better than grabbing the cooler and hanging out at the boat ramp to watch the circus

  • @susanjaeger9851

    @susanjaeger9851

    14 күн бұрын

    ​@@theevilg3nius 😂🤣😭⚰️🪦🕊️

  • @vladimirlopez7840
    @vladimirlopez78402 жыл бұрын

    As beautiful as Miami is I’m glad I don’t live there. I spent enough time there to not want to deal with crap like this.

  • @SKC193

    @SKC193

    2 жыл бұрын

    @furious king I usually vacation in FL every Sept(with the exception of last year & this year). But I’d have to disagree with you. Been there once, that’s enough for me! I’ll stick to the gulf side! (Preferably the panhandle)

  • @abelalveres4085

    @abelalveres4085

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too! That's the reason I moved out of Florida!

  • @JoeMako357

    @JoeMako357

    2 жыл бұрын

    Born and raised.loved it growing up..Glad to live 200 miles away now.

  • @inanimateuser9828

    @inanimateuser9828

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't mind going as far south as Deerfield lol.

  • @rafaelwong2974

    @rafaelwong2974

    Жыл бұрын

    Miami is a shit hole due to latins

  • @dimitrioskolioradakis6240
    @dimitrioskolioradakis6240 Жыл бұрын

    The line ..a fight..and a Murder..Lol I laughed so much. Thank you for this Poor Fred..

  • @anthonyvespia6662
    @anthonyvespia6662 Жыл бұрын

    Ohh, that was classic!!! The Oldman cutting the line had me in tears! Lmfao. Now Fred is really gonna wanna a piece of someone. 🤣🤣🐊 🚤

  • @mattbiereichel357
    @mattbiereichel3572 жыл бұрын

    That old man is gonna knock himself out, not even off his boat and he is already bleeding.

  • @oldschoolhawking8191
    @oldschoolhawking81912 жыл бұрын

    What a fight. 🤼 The old man's head was bleeding and he didn't even get punched yet. 🤕 Then Fred gets run over! 🐊 Then the old man flips you off. 👆 Best *chit show* ever! 🏆

  • @MrJigginjim

    @MrJigginjim

    2 жыл бұрын

    If these spent more time going in and out. Learning how to approach the dock, not getting all crazy with the throttle, they could land their boats like a pro. Practice, practice and more practice.

  • @oldschoolhawking8191

    @oldschoolhawking8191

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MrJigginjim Sure, but these people are usually newbies or drunk.

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    @@oldschoolhawking8191 Drunk Cuban/Americans. Have a nice day.

  • @jb7598
    @jb759811 ай бұрын

    A fight and a murder! 😂 I lost it! RIP Fred🐊

  • @moffettfpv5616
    @moffettfpv561611 ай бұрын

    He 10/10 went home and physically took out all of that rage on his wife

  • @travisgoesthere

    @travisgoesthere

    9 ай бұрын

    Why? Is that something that you would do?

  • @adammueller3020
    @adammueller30202 жыл бұрын

    Fred was licking his chops "mmmmmmm carne asada"

  • @justryan1325

    @justryan1325

    2 жыл бұрын

    dude! pulled pork! carne asada is the wrong ethnic food!

  • @adammueller3020

    @adammueller3020

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@justryan1325 ok then.... Carnitas haha

  • @justryan1325

    @justryan1325

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@adammueller3020 Doh! got me der! lolz!!

  • @muskokamike127
    @muskokamike1272 жыл бұрын

    The best way to moor a rescued boat is to tie it up alongside, operate as one unit and moor it as if you just have a wide single boat. Works like a charm.

  • @Mrhootie333

    @Mrhootie333

    2 жыл бұрын

    Did not know that....

  • @flightnavigator8999

    @flightnavigator8999

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good answer, let’s sea if it’s there, Alongside: it’s the #1 answer

  • @flightnavigator8999

    @flightnavigator8999

    2 жыл бұрын

    Captain 👨‍✈️ Muskoka

  • @susanlilley-rizos9906

    @susanlilley-rizos9906

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@flightnavigator8999 I’m sorry

  • @paulf2723

    @paulf2723

    2 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely correct...slightly on the shoulder too, if possible.

  • @jamielee9350
    @jamielee9350 Жыл бұрын

    You have to love the "old guy" He didn't bat an eye lid when "Rambo" jumped off the boat ... ( I say old guy lightly as I am 67 ) 🤣 Love all your vids, respect from the U.K.

  • @bethsloan1502
    @bethsloan1502 Жыл бұрын

    You slippin cracked me up on This One!!!!! 🤣😆🙏😂

  • @richiethev4623
    @richiethev46232 жыл бұрын

    I know that old bald guy he's the welcome greeter at our local Walmart. 😅

  • @GingerNinja1

    @GingerNinja1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wonder if he gives lessons to those buying gloves?! 🥊🥊😂

  • @jalalalap-akalala

    @jalalalap-akalala

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wonder for how long, the guy put a gun in his shorts

  • @banshee8989

    @banshee8989

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't know who he is........ but experience wins every time. He took that slot like a boss. He was the only winner.

  • @JoseGarcia-jk9re

    @JoseGarcia-jk9re

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @Trouble-Clef

    @Trouble-Clef

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jalalalap-akalala I think he meant the old guy that was third in line, not the angry dude.

  • @jesserevilla992
    @jesserevilla9922 жыл бұрын

    Funny the dude at the dock is livit hasn't even thrown one PUNCH AND HE'S ALREADY BLEEDING from the forehead Lol. Completely unhinged lol While the other dude is poised and in control keeping back. Ouch please keep the shirt on lol LOVE THE CHIT SHOW

  • @Sea-cucumber1151
    @Sea-cucumber1151 Жыл бұрын

    Melodramatic much, fight and a murder. Too funny!😂

  • @JaySims
    @JaySims Жыл бұрын

    How does this only have 2.3M views?! This is the BEST if YT!

  • @bigbopper9627
    @bigbopper96272 жыл бұрын

    OMG handbags at 10 paces. That pair were all talk. Be like Fred, just chill'n and cruise along baby. Good show Alfred 🤘

  • @jemmrich
    @jemmrich2 жыл бұрын

    Dude got so angry he blew a vein on his forehead 🤣🤣

  • @largol33t1

    @largol33t1

    2 жыл бұрын

    What's scary is it is possible to blow a vein inside your eyes if under EXTREME stress.

  • @janew7008

    @janew7008

    Жыл бұрын

    @@largol33t1 Coughing really hard can blow one on the outside. Hurts too!

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually, he hit the top of the cabin door on his own Boat ! :)

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    @FN-1701AgentGodzillaRangerPrime Ω He bumped his head going in, then again when he came out with a empty Flare Gun !

  • @tomjoseph1444
    @tomjoseph14449 ай бұрын

    Years ago I worked for FWC/Sea Grant and had to inspect boat ramps on weekends for usage. It convinced me that I never want a trailer boat and depend on ramps.

  • @pamelabrown9484
    @pamelabrown9484 Жыл бұрын

    Poor FRED has to deal with the invasion of pirates in his home...🐊

  • @mikepin5979
    @mikepin59792 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad that I keep my boat in a slip at a marina. Having to trailer it every time I want to use it would've put me off boating a loooooong time ago.

  • @itomba

    @itomba

    2 жыл бұрын

    Where I live on the Chesapeake Bay only small fishing and water ski boats launch at ramps.

  • @stackfire9601

    @stackfire9601

    2 жыл бұрын

    Some people work and work but still cannot afford a slip , kids + thier college etc. I will get my slip one day just not this year

  • @HolyDrugLord

    @HolyDrugLord

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stackfire9601 ewww, kids, and college?!?!! Don’t make me throw up…..

  • @floridagirl9064

    @floridagirl9064

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HolyDrugLord we have to produce working adults for future society you know.

  • @Azdude801
    @Azdude8012 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit!! All the blood on the old man. Dude kicking his own ass!!

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    He got that blood from hitting the cabin door on his own Boat ! :)

  • @OMGWTFLOLSMH

    @OMGWTFLOLSMH

    10 ай бұрын

    @@keithscudder7136 - Almost every time I went out sailing, I'd lose blood on something sharp or pointy. Between no wind and having to motor, to having too much wind and being heeled over, all the work and maintenance and the minor injuries, I gave up. Too much pain for minimal gain.

  • @debbielinet4005
    @debbielinet400510 ай бұрын

    A fight AND a murder. RIP Fred !!! Thanks. I needed that laugh😂😂😂

  • @tylerrandolph6193
    @tylerrandolph61939 ай бұрын

    Old man with the ranger and whaler is yhe real MVP 😂🎉

  • @bobloblaw9791
    @bobloblaw9791 Жыл бұрын

    These new I Love Lucy episodes are nuts

  • @robertbabic80
    @robertbabic802 жыл бұрын

    I like how those ladies was able to stop that mad skipper! He is a true force :)))))))))))

  • @charliem3284
    @charliem328410 ай бұрын

    Fred, the peacemaker! 😂

  • @vmat2957
    @vmat2957 Жыл бұрын

    “He is laying low my friends” 😹

  • @jerrymiotke4680
    @jerrymiotke46802 жыл бұрын

    This video made my day. And I’m sure Fred is fine. It’s not his 1st rodeo.

  • @TOM-C.
    @TOM-C.2 жыл бұрын

    That dude was so ready to jump in the water after that guy. I have to wonder whether Fred would've defended you? Hope fred made it out of that vicious boat attack! 😁👍✌

  • @herculesbrofister265

    @herculesbrofister265

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well he acted like he was ready at any rate.

  • @Carlton_Wilson

    @Carlton_Wilson

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, he wasn't. He was never going to do anything other than make noise.

  • @TOM-C.

    @TOM-C.

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Carlton_Wilson Yeah, I was being facetious, but when people lose their marbles anything's possible. 😁

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    Fred has been hit several times and he just goes deep. He is okay as I have seen him in another Alfred's videos. Alfred made a seperate video under the Title called "Fred the Croc", go watch it !

  • @bonniejosavland3227
    @bonniejosavland322710 ай бұрын

    You got me whispering too!😂❤

  • @mainstreammedia01
    @mainstreammedia01 Жыл бұрын

    "A fight and a murder" 😂😂

  • @Vibrotronic
    @Vibrotronic2 жыл бұрын

    I don’t understand how it takes these people 30 minutes to put a boat on a trailer. Oh, Fred will be fine. Lol

  • @chrismco89

    @chrismco89

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly. The old guy looks like he's cleaning out his boat.

  • @MostlyPeacefulNeanderthal

    @MostlyPeacefulNeanderthal

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cubans

  • @chuckshade7959

    @chuckshade7959

    2 жыл бұрын

    You read my mind exactly . Up here in north central fl you have about 5 min to unload or load just the boat before you start getting a heckling , the only time the trailer and tow vehicle are on the ramp is to launch or load the boat and the dock is only for people getting on or off ,load or unload all your boat crap in the parking lot Out of the way !!!!

  • @Sunny74-

    @Sunny74-

    2 жыл бұрын

    You are only allowed three minutes in the land of 10,000 lakes to land your boat on a trailer 😂! It’s a science. Perhaps we could give lessons…lol.

  • @oso9809

    @oso9809

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes it’s like 30 mins of wasted time. These people are a bunch of fools.

  • @jaydoe5654
    @jaydoe56542 жыл бұрын

    The emotional middle finger was the icing on the cake of instability.

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    That's his "I.Q." ! :) Have a nice Day.

  • @lakemi4665
    @lakemi46653 ай бұрын

    5 min in and I've never seen such a cluster bleep in my life, this is great, thank you alfred from all of us in the great lakes !!!

  • @greg4673
    @greg4673 Жыл бұрын

    Alfred ends the video in a huff for fear of being attacked by boater across the river hahaha come on Alfred you can handle it

  • @samsuttle5556
    @samsuttle55562 жыл бұрын

    Now that was worth the price of admission…. Alfred, the chit show freak’n rocks bro!!!!!!

  • @pineyLt
    @pineyLt2 жыл бұрын

    Fred’s amazing ! I can’t believe he swims thru all this mayhem like it’s nothing to him !

  • @janalalewicz7385

    @janalalewicz7385

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know!!! I was thinkin the same about Fred. It really is unusual for one to do that UNLESS Freds been used to getting handouts from people. He sure isnt shy thats for sure. Dept Fish/Game were to see that Im not so sure they wouldnt euthanize old Fred. As to getting run over? Liked the person who said its not his first rodeo! Haha! Im sure Fred dove for cover to avoid that prop and is just fine. Probably faking his death in hopes someone will jump in and he will get a big meal!

  • @chriscarter9264

    @chriscarter9264

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@janalalewicz7385 ....or getting people as handouts.

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    @@janalalewicz7385 Fred actually stays away from humans and gets his food from the creek's bottom after the Dead fish are cleaned.

  • @BumpNrun69

    @BumpNrun69

    Жыл бұрын

    He's just waiting for someone to throw the other person into the water. Satisfied customers throughout time always return...😄

  • @gilbertdelgado6703

    @gilbertdelgado6703

    8 ай бұрын

    Someone needs to have a boom box and play the theme from Jaws when Fred is sneaking around.

  • @jmc3994
    @jmc39947 күн бұрын

    I want to drag my boat from Utah, just to launch here and be a part of the chit-show! This is people (and Fred) watching at its best! Keep up the fun work!

  • @revelationakagoldeneagle8045
    @revelationakagoldeneagle8045 Жыл бұрын

    Fred is still shaking his head and laughing 😃

  • @stunick1573
    @stunick15732 жыл бұрын

    Wife and I still laughing, "A fight and a Murder at the same time" great quote. LOL

  • @kevinderr440
    @kevinderr4402 жыл бұрын

    I am an avid sailor and boater. I have been my whole life and I hope to do it as long as I physically can. I love the boating community. Most of them that is. For any of us privileged enough to be on the water we should show our gratitude by being gracious. How terrible to have to wait a couple of minutes on a fine boat with beautiful family and friends. If you are fortunate be kind. Always.

  • @itchyvet

    @itchyvet

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's all well and good until alcohol gets added to the equation. Then everything goes out the window. I learnt very early on in my boating escapades, boating and alcohol do not mix.

  • @rickyfinn2763

    @rickyfinn2763

    2 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely brother. Float safe 👍

  • @chrisemerson7743

    @chrisemerson7743

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly! Finally, someone gets it!

  • @chrisemerson7743

    @chrisemerson7743

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@itchyvet u can’t control other people, whether they are drinking or not. Sure alcohol will make u do some stupid shit but that also has to do with ur maturity level. (Not u personally) what I mean is, drink responsibly and don’t waste ur time dealing with idiots! And assume everybody has a gun, just one more reason not to give these idiots the time of day! Lol

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chrisemerson7743 And in the end, his own wife told him to sit down and she drove home !

  • @mrsleep0000
    @mrsleep0000 Жыл бұрын

    I love when Fred shows up, you can tell who the tourists are...

  • @joshiyama
    @joshiyama2 жыл бұрын

    This Video had everything but a Robalo crashing the dock! WELCOME TO THE CHIT SHOW!!!!!!!

  • @itr0863

    @itr0863

    2 жыл бұрын

    haha always a robalo. spot on.

  • @ZeRowe
    @ZeRowe2 жыл бұрын

    You’re back! Chit show baby 😎🍻

  • @nightrider5420
    @nightrider5420 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing like a relaxing day on the water😂

  • @christinaaguirre201
    @christinaaguirre20110 ай бұрын

    Man we used to have action at blackpoint when I was a kid boating with my dad, but it was never this good 😂 the crocky was a chef’s kiss

  • @Achisachis73
    @Achisachis732 жыл бұрын

    amazing! he started bleeding on this long distance fight, magical powers from the other guy, made him bleed from 20 feet away

  • @zk9058

    @zk9058

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right? What the fuck was that about?

  • @thereissomecoolstuff

    @thereissomecoolstuff

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's called hypertension. Dude was ready to have a stroke

  • @Achisachis73

    @Achisachis73

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thereissomecoolstuff bleed from the forehead on hypertension? Okay

  • @thereissomecoolstuff

    @thereissomecoolstuff

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Achisachis73 I thought it was coming from his nose. Didn't see it that good. I was to busy looking at the alligator.

  • @OGJeff685

    @OGJeff685

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zk9058 He hit his head when he ran down below to grab something (a gun?)

  • @mcgaugh57
    @mcgaugh572 жыл бұрын

    Now that was a well needed Chit Show.

  • @Farrow5405
    @Farrow5405 Жыл бұрын

    I love when I go fishing with my parents not to go fishing but to just sit in the truck and watch all the drama at the boat launch with some snacks😂

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm42772 жыл бұрын

    Word of advice, when you apply for a boat license in Fl., pick up a concealed carry permit too. LOL

  • @floridagirl9064

    @floridagirl9064

    Жыл бұрын

    you dont need a permit

  • @frankm4277

    @frankm4277

    Жыл бұрын

    @@floridagirl9064 Okay Got it!

  • @SamanthaNickole02
    @SamanthaNickole022 жыл бұрын

    I stopped by my favorite bait and tackle shop. My buddy who owns it was watching this. I just got home and am now watching this. This is sweet.😂 Better than stupid TV shows.👍🏼

  • @claytemorgan1923
    @claytemorgan1923 Жыл бұрын

    "FRED! FRED! WHERE ARE YOU BRUH?" FRED: 🐊"Chill'n right here. See ya next time!"😎🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrRoseandrc
    @MrRoseandrc11 ай бұрын

    I used to live across from a boat ramp and we would sit and watch 😂 it's a show 😂😂😂

  • @ratrodo3113
    @ratrodo31132 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite channels on KZread as regards to boat ramp loading/unloading. Keep up the Chit Show!!!

  • @TubeCarz
    @TubeCarz2 жыл бұрын

    Love your video's Alfred , docking against the tide , no ropes ready and my favorite .. crashing into a couple boats , the dock and then everyone has to get dressed , feed the kids , back the soccer mom mini van deep enough to watch the tail pipe gurgling under water before some with a truck yanks em out .. average time seems to be anywhere from 15 minutes to a few hours ... LOL great job brutha :-)

  • @jagjens
    @jagjens Жыл бұрын

    Great vid! So much going on at the same time haha 🤣

  • @golden50snomad52
    @golden50snomad5211 ай бұрын

    A year later & I'm still, lmao! "They just ran over Fred! They just... just ran over him!!"🤯🥺😭😒😂😂😂 You had to sign off.

  • @barbarajohnson7473
    @barbarajohnson74732 жыл бұрын

    "Alardoso fight " LOL😂 that was a tremendous CHIT SHOW!!!

  • @DarrenandMelissa
    @DarrenandMelissa2 жыл бұрын

    Where I live we have hugely wide boat launches with no docks. There is one small dock far away where you drop your boat/trailer driver off. After you drop your driver you drive back out into the bay and wait for your trailer to be positioned. When your trailer is set its your turn to go. Everybody stays in the boat until you are in the rigging area. There are 8 lanes and it moves like clock work after you are trailered you drive off to the rigging area. No Fuss, No Muss, No arguments....Best set up ever!

  • @ChristelVinot
    @ChristelVinot7 күн бұрын

    "they're running over the crocodile!" hahaha wow they sure did

  • @michaelh.nabuzale4839
    @michaelh.nabuzale48398 ай бұрын

    The rage has reminded me of fights we would find in Garrido

  • @iveyfaganjr605
    @iveyfaganjr6052 жыл бұрын

    Now that was a nice one! LOL Dude was about to go swimming to kick some ass! Now let's not forget the "views" on the boat he was arguing with! Two nice peaches on that boat!!!

  • @Instantkarma98
    @Instantkarma982 жыл бұрын

    Great stuff, Alfred! I’m amazed at how long it takes for people to launch/or pull their boat…good Lord, 😂

  • @georgewhiteley3653
    @georgewhiteley3653 Жыл бұрын

    He took his shirt off. He looks very dangerous but only too himself lol. Love the chip show and your videos.

  • @ChristelVinot
    @ChristelVinot7 күн бұрын

    "that is what you call sir fred a lot" lol

  • @jimmatz8961
    @jimmatz89612 жыл бұрын

    "Oh no the freaking croc!". You and the Chit Show are classic!

  • @TimberHog
    @TimberHog Жыл бұрын

    I about couldn't stop laughing seeing Fred get slowly run over! 😂😂

  • @keithscudder7136

    @keithscudder7136

    Жыл бұрын

    Murder ! Murder ! Murder ! :)

  • @davidlabrie251

    @davidlabrie251

    Жыл бұрын

    He will be fine

  • @BumpNrun69

    @BumpNrun69

    Жыл бұрын

    Couldn't stop laughing at the camera-man yelling "watch-out, you're running over the crocodile... they just ran over Fred... I just witnessed a murder"... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Clueless to nature beasts ability that surrounds.

  • @Hillbilly0575

    @Hillbilly0575

    10 ай бұрын

    Not a crocodile, it's a alligator

  • @logpile1318

    @logpile1318

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Hillbilly0575 nope it's a croc

  • @cesar2202
    @cesar2202 Жыл бұрын

    Never gets old , la chusmeria lmao

  • @billyoconnell6669
    @billyoconnell6669 Жыл бұрын

    Ahh... a nice relaxing day out on the boat 🤣

  • @cawbaird5711
    @cawbaird57112 жыл бұрын

    I remember back in the good old days when they were just good respectful hard-working Americans that were at the boat ramps

  • @d.cypher2920

    @d.cypher2920

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't, i lived in the 80's in key west it was exactly the same. My dad's friend shot and killed another friend of ours, (his friend too actually) because he drank all the beer. No bs. I mean there was a long period of escalation but it started bc of the beer. 😳

  • @lucienvandegaart3611

    @lucienvandegaart3611

    2 жыл бұрын

    Close the door to the rock folks of the the world. Feell sorry for If this is what the kids have to see as an example then let the crocs take..care of the hot headed drunks that would get 10 mil views and be worth every minute of time wasted on these fools.thats not a boat ramp thats a cuban moat that needs more crocs cops and gators. The snales seem to be on board

  • @dashrender9320

    @dashrender9320

    2 жыл бұрын

    In 8 months their will be a shit ton of Haitians yay. Wtf I bet folks miss DT.

  • @ramonboone
    @ramonboone2 жыл бұрын

    Award winning episode of the chit show Alfred!

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