Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!

@seashackf1

11 ай бұрын

4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍

@kirkslayden834

11 ай бұрын

That's right there ain't no common sense with a lot of people are just retarded

@benedictcumberbatch4275

Ай бұрын

Guy making a living off of other peoples drama

@markm5287

Ай бұрын

@@benedictcumberbatch4275 And yet here you are, contributing.

@benedictcumberbatch4275

Ай бұрын

@@markm5287 got to put the word out there

Blue bikini for the win !

Best part of that 20mins was the blue bikini. That's where u needed the zoom lens bro..😂

The guy played his card perfect. His is a well seasoned veteran of the water.

Why are you watching the boat, that blue Bikiniis all I could see. Lol

@goodbyemr.anderson5065

3 ай бұрын

bro she was like 14 years old.

taking back the spot he was denied was your best shots ever!!!

That's the best shot kill of the day! Blue bikini shot kill! Gotta love it!!!

Blue bikini is killing it!

“He’s being civil, he’s been to jail before” 😂😂 Alfred talking chit hilarious bro!

Man card for the win! In the end the selfish lose. Much Love Alfred, epic Black Point moment🤛

16:24...."Why bro,why is there families in the world,bro,why?".....I laughed pretty loud on that one.

Dude with the Vantage flats boat is living the good life!

Alfred, I think that lady in the blue bikini is purposely standing there ! She wants YOU to see it. Nice video.

I would have untied the Divo’s boat and let it drift into the bay. Oh man that Captain Stubin bit had me peeing with laughter 😂

@TheVisforvanessa

11 ай бұрын

That is what I wanted to do 😩🤣

@Reppie.

5 ай бұрын

Or pulled the bungs.

@GmanfromTexas

5 ай бұрын

@@Reppie. oh let’s no get that hasty 😆

At the beginning The Hollies, Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress awesome song 🤙

Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.

I like how Alfred is alway instigating 😂

"Gonna lose my AARP card after this" bwhahahahaha....lol...just subbed you dude after I stopped laughing.

Why didn't the 2 ladies pull the boat forward? Common sense

@RustyR650

11 ай бұрын

Was thinking the same thing....if your that dumb you deserve to lose your spot.

@MikeRemvidas

11 ай бұрын

Because they were having a Cuban cigar social talk marathon 👈🏼‼️

@klstearmer

11 ай бұрын

Yep, move up in queue if you have others with you

@carpenter5575

11 ай бұрын

You answered your own comment, question, you just didn't realize it at the time

@humbertodeloscuetos1797

11 ай бұрын

To busy gossiping

"You don't get disrespected at the boat ramp" is my new go-to.

First boat made me think of caddy shack and Ted Knight LOL

The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣

@muddogtracker7449

11 ай бұрын

Workin for the FBI..... Sittin' in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high!!

Good morning, Mr.Alfred. waiit for it!!💩🤣🤣

The old captain sure beat many docking at the boat ramp.

@archiebunker7688

7 ай бұрын

How come Col. Sanders not fetching chicken?

Love the sound of those inboards

Hey! I just had a thought! I have a Kayak, I can wear a Captain’s hat! 😂😂😂

2nd time lve watched this and it was still good Wow. Alfred you are the MAN

Good morning Chit Show, my all time favorite channel

That first dude takes being a captain to the next level.

Alfred, polarized lens filters are like 50 bucks or less and it will be the best investment you ever made! Love the chit show bro!!!

Alfred I love it (The chitter run) 😂

WAIT FOR IT! YEAH, LOVE IT ALFRED!

The Captain watched too many reruns of Gillian’s Island

Gramps would own your ass. He's backed up further than you've gone forward. Respect.

“Honey, I shrunk the ship!” 😂😂

Hugh Hefner at Blackpoint

Alfred that song is long cool woman by the Hollies

Never come to w&#% without your zoom, bro.

So glad I heard the cat today 😂😂😂😂

The Captain hat is just don’t have words for it😮

For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.

He could be a retired Captain of a larger vessel .

Love ❤ the Chit Show

Almost all bowriders duel consoles walk-arounds you-name-it other than center consoles are controlled of the starboard side

I googled Black Point and they have you marked on there😂

Alfred tu m'a tué (killed me) with your explosive diarrhea joke.🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.

I think when dude walked to get his truck, I would have untied his boat and moved it either behind mine, or set it free!

I play poker on line every day. Didn’t know Alfred played! Lol

Old man in captains hat has a boat full of bishes - so he good.. lol

I think the dude did the right thing. A spot in the line ain’t worth getting arrested.

Creedance Clearwater!

Hi Alfred when my son sees my new Fred the Croc Blackpoint hat I know he will want one LOL.

A captains hat and a Yamacraper so he is one screwed up boater anyway. Mercury Rules!!!!!!!

She's going to the truck to get the Louisville Slugger!

The blue bikini was way more interesting than the line cutter!

you see boats everyday with the helm on the starboard I dont know why that one boat confused you haha

You need a drone for situations like this

Love the out come

Happy birthday

And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."

Great music. Remember we can't enjoy our freedoms we have if someone didn't fight for them.

They should have pulled their boat forward.

@seashackf1

11 ай бұрын

They started to, but he snaked them.

That’s the chit runs 😂😂

Come on people hit the like button help Alfred

28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.

The old guy never did anything wrong Alfred, they should have pulled their boat forward! Either way great job!!

@seashackf1

11 ай бұрын

They were trying to. 8 sec after boat in front left, but that guy snaked them.

If you can see over your windshield, DON'T clean it ever. lol

Darn you. Now I want a captain's hat. 14 ft jet boat captain.

Need a dance video from the docks 😂

Alfred that dog told you he don’t give a chit about shot killing you!!

That line-cutter got lucky. A vindictive person might cut his lines and send him adrift while he's walking to his vehicle.

The blue bikini is the money shot!

It was great!!!!!

Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.

I'll bet that little flats boat with that old school pro 150 on it hauls balls !!!!

The girl in the blue bikini was the show.

Man that boat would have been floating free in the water when he came back

Love your show

@AlfredMontaner

11 ай бұрын

Thanks Andrew

Time to start using a drone for closeups. Just sayin’ 😊

80??????????? Dude, not even 65!! But close!

Thanks!

Long Cool Woman.... The Hollies

Funny videos, Thanks! Wishing Videos as good as yours were available on Kids & Parents at Amateur equestrian events. Seems A lot have been " Lost " thru the years .😊

Most open now boats have starboard side helms.

Look the guy did wrong but, just load up and be on your way. The longer you argue the longer he's there. Move on! Everyone help get him loaded and leave!

We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.

That is pretty cool that everybody watches all over the world 🌎 the chit show

45k is a great price! Wish it was still for sale.

The Man Card Gladiator is what he is

Renting a boat tomorrow . Come along chit show

Ive launched all over the country in 20 plus states and probably 100 launches. Every launch ive ever been to it doesnt matter where your boat is on the dock. Who ever puts the trailer in loads up first. Ive seen too many people take 20 mins to get trailers to sit in line when it will take me 2 mins to get my trailer in the water.

It's the back boats fault. They should have walked the boat forward when the spot in front opened up. Looking at the dock I would have assumed they were leaving not pulling out.

So what was wrong with the young lady in the bikini?

How red is that dude @ 4:55 He is going to be hating life The queue jumper's boat would of been floating in the middle of the channel

Blue Bikini... That's all😂

Gramps took the windward side of the which was perfect to blow him slowly against the dock as opposed to pushing him away as he tries to bring it in with a single screw

two thoughts....the dude who butted may have thought the other boat was leaving to go out??? otherwise he was a total jerk...he could have asked the gals what was going on...also if the blue boat was pulling out, they should have brought it up further to negate some ahole from butting in line

Busy day at the ramp

He got a strike on his man card but redeem it at the end. He handle the situation good but his Ol lady wanted to kick some Bass so he might have still gotten a couple of strikes on his man card from her .. LOL … THE CHIT SHOW.. WAIT! FOR! IT!!!.