So much greatness packed into a 14 minute video!

Alfred I think this is your best. The guy that lassoed the pole made this Texan proud but the dude that said we've done this before and you're not gonna get anything. That was EPIC!

11:14 Now THAT boat just came in from Cuba! LOL

9:59 "Like a cuban cowboy" got me...The Gaucho!

0:07 She’s stacked! 😍😮‍💨

🤣I must have missed the "Attack Quack" episode and was that a weed eater conversion at the end. Freakin Luv It!

Watching these are like seeing people slip and fall on the ice here in IA, you want to laugh but know you shouldn't. LOL

@jackofnotrades4350

Ай бұрын

I laugh every time bro here in Urbandale

I can't believe how you started everyone videoing boat ramp but no one comes close to you and your commentary 😊

Alfred, one of your best yet! That's a complete load of chit. Keep it up, bro.

My Dad took out a few outboard motors learning how currents work, etc.. Thx for making him feel less disgraceful.

Lmao best one was the back and forth Aquasport with the Suzuki!!! hahahaha

That duck is a reincarnated boater you filmed messing up.😂

Another round of bumper boats. Like cars, but without brakes. Last guy using a weedeater instead of an engine. Bro, good clips bro.

I think the guy at the end converted is string trimmer to his boat engine 😂

5:39 This accident is why I trained deckhands to always have a bumper in one hand, and the line in the other when approaching the dock at the end of the day. I would also have them prep four lines and four bumpers, hooked to all four cleats on both bow and stern, port and starboard, coiled and at the ready. I really didn't enjoy getting chewed out on the dock after the newbs make Cap look bad, by screwing up docking procedures lol. FWIW, my name is C. Reed, I spent close to 10 years as the 1st Mate & Deck Boss of the commercial crabbing vessel F/V Relentless. Our home port was Langley, WA for the Fall season. We operated out of Gray's Harbor, WA during the winter ocean season. You wanna talk about having all eyes on you while you dock a boat? Then give it a go in a commercial marina that's operating loading docks, on the smallest boat in the fleet! We had to be the best, because everyone thought we'd fail miserably or die on the ocean. We were the Highliner of our home port, and top boat for our quota allowance on the Pacific. So many crazy stories lol.

Ohh chit!! That was an epic episode Alfred! Have me here dying laughing 😂

It's amazing to see how many people gas it at the dock, nor do they have fenders.

@OMGWTFLOLSMH

10 ай бұрын

It's the equivalent of hitting the gas instead of the brake in a car. Old age, inexperience, stupidity or a combination of all 3.

"Holy Chit Batman, they're in a jam!" "You got that right old chum!"

That boat towards the end looked like it went through Normandy Beach evasion back in 1944

@averageskill

2 ай бұрын

at 11:16 ?....it's a work in progress...probably beautiful ocean runner by now.

Having to deal with the fools at boat ramps is a good argument for forking out the extra $ for a marina berth!

@OMGWTFLOLSMH

10 ай бұрын

There are plenty of fools at the marina too.

@andrewbarten7347

10 ай бұрын

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH No doubt. They say the level of seamanship is in inverse proportion to the HP and $ value of the boat.😁

The duck may have a clutch of eggs near you.

nice crazy moments...always have rope, paddle, and fenders!!! oh and gas...lol

The lasso was awesome!!!

Alfred, please wear your PFD when you go fast boating. You commentate about boaters being safe around the docks so you should heed your words while you’re on the water because I don’t want to see you get hurt. Love your videos and glad to see Fred back. 🐊

@OMGWTFLOLSMH

10 ай бұрын

He shouldn't be doing 55 in that superdinghy either. Insane without being belted in and no safety gear.

@mikel9567

9 ай бұрын

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH You understand that the boat he is in is designed for that right? I hope you never look at a bass boat, you'd probably freak out with how fast those things go.

@FishOnRM

6 ай бұрын

@@mikel9567Hi Mike, yes I do understand this type of boat, my uncle had one. No side to it and nothing to hold you in. But, safety is safety and when you are underway one should always put on a PFD (personal floating device). No matter if you’re in a bass boat, yacht or a float tube on a river. If you get thrown off your water craft you’ll wish you had one on. Coast Guard and Fish & Game will always tell you that. Take care and stay safe and healthy. 😊

Definitely has been a good year for the chit show 👍👍😎

I’ve never bought a fender. I find them almost every time I go out.

good one MARY QUISMISS 😂

And I thought my wife was bad her first time trying to bring up the waverunner. Yikes I’ll show her this video in hopes she gains confidence quickly 😂

man does the Florida boat life ever look amazing.

All those boaters got all the dollars but no cents. XD

No way I’d use that ramp with Fred around 🐊 🐊

To be fair the corners on that pier are ridiculous lol, fiberglass shop designed those piers :D

There are some good ones in there and some that make you cringe. Thanks for putting this together.

Did that last guy have a weed eater in the water?!?!

THE GENERAL IS COMING

They love that Corner of the Dock 🤪

I'm glad we have a Chit Show. It means the world's not actually ending. As long as your out there. I'm from Hawaii, we don't get to see this. Everyone just fishes... However they guy who ripped me off and took his boat and all my stuff got hit with a wave from knowhere and smashed his boat on the Hilo Bay breaker wall. Karma. Forgive guys, you get to see these things happen when you forgive

"He almost killed her, and got her back" I'm dead

Crank it Port and floor it. lol

So much skill on display😂

Saw a woman lose her thumb and for finger Trying to stop a boat against the dock Sarasota Fl Ramps

Fred not only is back he must be hungry because he’s stuck in😅

Alfred there’s a lot of people doing boat ramp videos but they have nothin compared to you ❤ from Michigan ✌🏻

Fred! What a legend

muscovy ducks are demons bro

Good stuff Alfred!

Funny video Mr.ALFRED!!!

Weekend warriors at there finest!

That was a good one Alfred. I'm a new subscriber, but you got me LMAO 🤣 with your commentary and of course Fred the mascot.

🤘🏻🤣🤘🏻 Awesome chit dude

Ah, The Chit Show indeed !

Fred!!!!love the videos!

The people sitting in their chairs watching the chit show are my heroes

@OMGWTFLOLSMH

10 ай бұрын

Your hero standards must be a pretty low bar.

Been watching your videos the past couple weeks took a little time to warm up to your personality but you’re fucking funny. I laugh all the way through this video.😂😂😂

@AlfredMontaner

Жыл бұрын

It takes a moment to understand my crazy mind

@antonioprado8068

Жыл бұрын

​@Alfred Montaner ypur gonna look at all this footage 20 yrs from now and be amazed of how crazy or crazier are society was. I see you righting a 305 que Bola #1 seller memoir

That duck is a secret attack duck who has it in for you Alfred…..did you hurt hurt a family member????

Alabao!!!! hahahaha

At the Chit Show - Chit Show Miami pardoy of the copa cabana song would be great for your show many as the open song - Ure the best man I am here in Tulsa originally from Miami and this show on Sunday brings me back man - thanks so much for this awesome show.

Dude, it would be a blast to bring a lawn chair, cooler and chill out with you at the “chit show!”. 😂

ALFRED! Did you ever think of Fred Snacks, just like Scooby Snacks?

The Robalo @5:40 actually hurt my heart to watch

I was in Miami for a cruise and was just going to stop by to see Fred.

I can’t believe I have watched every video on this memory lane Clíp. I’ve got to get a life 😊

The only reason I watch this is that it reminds me of my beginnings .

Great Video!

Some of these people are just taring their boats all to hell

The Chit Show Greatest Hits.

I LOVE THE SOUND OF FIBERGLASS CRACKING IN THE MORNING 😅

Funny as usual

Boats were taking a beating in this video wow 😲 😱

Reminds me of Jaws.. when all the nuts grab boats to get the jaws.. crazy..

Awesome! 👍

Love this channel! Question: Do they sell life jackets in the US? A mother and infant on a boat and not wearing a life jacket is a recipe for years of sorrow.

2:58 - Rupert the "Black Swan" tried that once in Newport Harbor (Ca.), but he lost.

When it's windy....all bets are off.

Floridiots are awesome !!!👍✌️✌️

That duck is nJealous of Fred!

Wait....... A damn minute. Was that a weed Wacker transformation?

Somethings up with that duck

Moving my boat to Miami next week, and these videos are terrifying me….broward ain’t like this folks. I’m putting in at 5am

Hi Alfred. Man I love your new hat. I got to have one. Big fan up here in Michigan. I will buy one from you. Let me know.

These videos show how many people do not need to own a boat. PERIOD

Some of the closure speeds these dudes run up to the dock with just blows my mind. Very little will go wrong if you're taking it slow and easy. Even if you end up wildly out of position you can just swallow your pride and back away slowly. Reset yourself and give it another try!

Nice boats getting banged up and that's me I'm the last boat with a lawnmower engine.

Boating 101 never approach something faster than you are willing to hit it…. Seems like allottttt of Floridians missed the memo lol 😂

I love my island people...most have a fun outlook on life..

It seems that many boaters fail to keep in mind that the steering is like having a rear wheel drive car that looses its steering without power.

Best put some 'spect on ol Big Fred the Boat Dock Dinosaur!

Are all these people drunk???😂😂

Out of all the years while my dad was still alive we had one instance with high winds & a 15' bass boat and got it done...these people should not be operating a boat... scary stuff & thanks for sharing the videos...😮

With the amount of time it took me to see Fred…. I would have been lunch.

It's the World's Largest Pinball Table!

Damn Alfred these people must really hate their boats

You need to have shirts that say the chit chow

Fred looks good

This clip shows that money doesn't and never will buy brains or knowledge

@crazyralph6386

10 ай бұрын

Just be thankful that the FAA kind of weeds out these morons from flying airplanes and helicopters onto people’s roofs(although some do slip through the cracks?).

You should see the rich dudes at Lake Powell try to dock their massive house boats. When they hit the dock, the dock moves like 10'. Money don't equal brains! Hey also, so do y'all in FL actually get in and swim in there with those crocs?

The problem is rich people can’t con boats like us rednecks

They really should make people have to take a boating driving test as well

I don't know why the rollback made the cut, it worked.

Lazo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪💪💪💪 cuban cowboy 🤠 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣