These gotta be the best pirates I have ever seen

@MarcosCost1255

2 жыл бұрын

So it may seem…

@angrypatata7084

2 жыл бұрын

So it may seem...

@sliccmang8176

2 жыл бұрын

This better get at lest 1k likes

@JamesPacardo

2 жыл бұрын

Wow

@jgabs12studios74

2 жыл бұрын

@@sliccmang8176 oh I’m sure it’ll get more than that. You’ll see, besides it’s fail army.

the way the lady talked to the two drunk friends makes me think this isn’t their first time

@kylelandon5618

2 жыл бұрын

Alcohol is a terrible thing it really is.

@andrewt.5567

2 жыл бұрын

High chance it was staged, but dont care, pretty funny. Imagine the setup time to do that!

@conradleffman8393

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylelandon5618 As long as you don't abuse it, it is great.

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

2 жыл бұрын

@@conradleffman8393 If you're not abusing it, you're missing the point and should stick to fruit juice.

@conradleffman8393

2 жыл бұрын

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing It is easy for most people to drink in moderation, that being 14 units max on an average week. You're acting like there is a fine line between being sober and an alcoholic.

I know it's about boats but the forklift bloke not knowing which way to run was priceless. It was crying out for a Benny Hill backing track.

@sweeptheleg.

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah..dummy jumped off the forklift without applying the brakes then wonders why it rolls off downhill.

@papillonvu

2 жыл бұрын

How to destroy 3 different vehicles in one move! 😆

@clbdyc

2 жыл бұрын

Most forklifts have dead man's switch.

@robertanthonycarroll7133

2 жыл бұрын

HA🤣 BENNY HILL

@Boss_Tanaka

2 жыл бұрын

Poor guy having a bad day and me laughing out loud

The man at the start has got to be the greatest mariner ever, he literally steered a boat on land,what a legend.

@zzisavage

2 жыл бұрын

I do this in GTA all the time lol 😎

@davidlundmark9359

Жыл бұрын

@@zzisavage 😂

@mr.wilson7270

Жыл бұрын

Not to good to end up on land to begin with

@vandelay_industries

10 ай бұрын

Gives off F1s Sebastien Buemi trying to steer a car with no front wheels vibes

That collision at 2 minutes is insane. 4 boats trying to squeeze through the same location at the same time. What a bunch of knuckleheads. Hope buddy was ok that got the rig on his chest. That forklift fail was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. The guy swimming after the boat was pretty epic also. The funny part about the last clip is how easy it is to back up a trailer.

@mikejones8866

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, in the last clip, backing a single axle trailer can be tricky. They want to wander all over the place. My favorite was at 8:40 "It's time to abdicate the area" ???? Abdicate: verb - fail to fulfill or undertake (a responsibility or duty).

@yuribezmenov7838

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikejones8866 Abdicate means to renounce a position or title, or to give up something and leave at will. You were foolish and lazily took the first definition from the first search result, one which doesn't even accurately portray the meaning of the word when provided without any context. Synonyms of abdicate: relinquish, give up, forgo, resign, waive, abandon,etc. Example: We should not simply abdicate from those areas where traditionally we have had a lead.

@spagettie1589

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikejones8866 I agree, espechally because the car is wider than the trailer. You only see that the trailer went to a side, when it is pretty late. And when not driving with one commonly they are even harder to control. Might look easy but is not as easy as it seems.

@danielgoudge8465

2 жыл бұрын

Not for him 😜🤦🏻‍♂️🤪

@danielgoudge8465

2 жыл бұрын

@@yuribezmenov7838 the funny part was the grey haired lady who just say there like everything was ok too funny🙃

Seeing the boat drift by with the guy swimming after it is the best one.

@failarmy

2 жыл бұрын

Dude where's my boat?!

@gerrybgood3125

2 жыл бұрын

And 2nd place goes to the guy on the forklift who loses both boat and forklift!

@SolOnSol3

2 жыл бұрын

dude he could fuckin move, I've never seen a non-athlete swim that fast

@dreads9536

2 жыл бұрын

@@SolOnSol3 Yea it's almost like he was swimming in the same direction as a fast flowing river or something....

@shadowhenge7118

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreads9536 either way it's some loony tunes shit.

The driver for the gorgeous blue yacht manage to hit the same dock, TWICE.

I'm a Land lover, and I never knew how much, dangerous it is to own a boat, much respect.

@600stax7

Жыл бұрын

land rover

Those fish gonna live in the lap of luxury with that boat house, I mean it’s got solar power and 3 decks.

@mathew85

2 жыл бұрын

🐟🐠🐡🦈🥳

@BuggSmasher

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it did have !

@mikeoxmaul837

2 жыл бұрын

The new finding Nemo sequel

@brunoaxis587

2 жыл бұрын

Luck for fishes! Here in Brazil the solar power is expensive and gonna expensive much more due to taxes.

@GonzoDonzo

2 жыл бұрын

@Scott Richard still fits the application and beats having to run a noisy generator.

The guy who showed me how to manage a trailer said: “the first rule is, what you see happening in your mirrors is really happening”.

@jthompson6189

2 жыл бұрын

And steer towards the problem!

@thisisbeyondajoke6748

2 жыл бұрын

My uncle told me not to worry about the rear mirror as that is all in the past he said to look forward not backwards

@singerkgreen

2 жыл бұрын

It's so true. I always tell people when I'm backing up if they're not touching in the mirrors they're not touching in real life

@MattJasa

2 жыл бұрын

Driving backwards is like driving forwards, the steering wheel moves in the same direction just the back end is turning instead of the front.

@karlhungus8841

2 жыл бұрын

@@MattJasa and he also showed me to put your hand at the 6 o’clock position on the steering wheel.

Honestly though can you imagine how hard it is to drive one of those big boats, or to try to dock one of those things would be insane

@eltonspurlock

Жыл бұрын

No brakes

The timing on the one where an empty boat lazily drifts past and a couple of seconds pass... then we see someone frantically swimming after it... just perfect.

@richardpichan6916

2 жыл бұрын

I was amazed how fast he was cutting through the water 😯

@oguretsagressive

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardpichan6916 I think there's a current flowing at the same speed the boat is drifting. Funny illusion though.

@BigKO89

2 жыл бұрын

Looked like he was absolutely hauling

@mattwilkes9047

2 жыл бұрын

They sped up the footage when they edited

@bmf0003

2 жыл бұрын

yeah that clip was funny af.

You have to appreciate the dedication of that dude who jumped on the ground to save his boat

@emilypaller4933

2 жыл бұрын

I will go down the road with this shippppp

@FinalFront

2 жыл бұрын

Which clip is that?

@davidamsdell2201

Жыл бұрын

@@FinalFront 2:40

@fakevirus8828

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he saved it so its not a fail. Fails are only when the end result is tragedy.

@TheGanjologist

10 ай бұрын

​@@fakevirus8828it's still a fail, if he didn't make the stupid mistake of unhooking his boat at the top of a hill he wouldn't have to save it.

I love how the first person kept steering the boat as if they still had control of the situation.🤣

Poor guy at the end trying to back in..that feeling of everyone watching, judging, waiting, and laughing makes it 100% more difficult! Lol

Dude got dragged by his boat all across the street. Good thing that curb was there or he would still be going, minus an arm. Always fun to watch. Great video

@LangstonDev

2 жыл бұрын

A captain always goes down with the ship!

@djimma5080

2 жыл бұрын

Dude was dumb too his weight is never gonna stop the boats weight

@howtogetdisowned7478

2 жыл бұрын

Felt bad for him, fun day on the water turned into wrestling with your boat.

@marcelovieira895

2 жыл бұрын

@@djimma5080 I would surely do the same as he did

@cappuccino-1721

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking to my self “what the hell is he doing!? He’s not going to stop the boat from rolling, he could loose an arm!”

"You oke bro?" "Yeah bud" most Canadian thing ever

Love how the first guy kept steering after it was out of the water sliding on the rocks. Priceless!

4:14 that's why i always tell my kayakers to reconsider deep water and stick to shorelines. a lot boat operators won't be able to see you and they often won't even be able to hear your horn until its too late. Edit: this makes me want to record boaters trying to get out of the marina on a windy day

@aarondavis8943

2 жыл бұрын

That's all good advice. But that kayaker would have been quite visible to the pilot of that boat.

@bfehrman6778

2 жыл бұрын

At one launch spot at a nearby lake, the distance between the ramp and the floating walkway that is opposite of the dock is a few boat lengths at best. That...is fun on a windy day...with an inboard...

@ericchin9007

2 жыл бұрын

always point the air horn at the incoming vessel, don't just wave it around like a moron, the way this guy did.

@blockyclips7660

2 жыл бұрын

@@ericchin9007 was he not pointing at it???

@davedree

Жыл бұрын

@@ericchin9007 wtf stop talking shit,

Legend has it, he's still trying to back that jet ski into the water.

@dantesos7564

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@kramnull8962

2 жыл бұрын

Ironically the truck hit the water first...

@raphaelwilliams2200

2 жыл бұрын

chuckle

@cheefussmith9380

2 жыл бұрын

This is why I practiced in my driveway

@OcRefrigeration

2 жыл бұрын

I know right ! A little Pre- practice in a parking lot would have helped him a lot. 😂

"I could use some water" "Get in the truck" 🤣

I feel so bad for the guy at the end. All he wanted to do was take out his jet ski, but he just ended up humiliating himself.

This made me so nervous! I've had some close calls in my life but never any catastrophes like these.

“I could use some water.” Hilarious!

@timdake

2 жыл бұрын

That was truly a clever comment...

@therealcobracommander8324

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha😄

@lenakalen1976

2 жыл бұрын

DU ÄR INTE SÅ BRA

@justforfun4534

2 жыл бұрын

How about a divorce, dude? You've earned it.

@Crimsonedge1

2 жыл бұрын

@@justforfun4534 Yeah, real women don't bail just because their husband is drunk and acting like he's 5. Just as a real guy doesn't bail when he has to stand there and hold his wife's hair back as she pukes her guts up.

I love how the first one still steering the boat when he’s on the rocks as if he’s got any power over that shiiiet

@unclepauly3205

2 жыл бұрын

Bro you see a big ass pile of logs coming at you a Mach 2 you telling me you ain’t at least turning it in the other direction? 😂

@statementleaver8095

2 жыл бұрын

@@unclepauly3205 could've atleast dropped the anchor🤣🤣

@chrisjones2788

2 жыл бұрын

@@unclepauly3205 no, because it would make no difference.

@unclepauly3205

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisjones2788 alrighty then Chris... seems like you have a solid education on how the brain reacts... 🤡

@chrisjones2788

2 жыл бұрын

@@unclepauly3205 I do, how did you guess?

Such... "Ridiculousness" ! We've seen half of these on that show. Still worth re-watching.

i love how the people on the big boats look so confused when they hit something

@joetaylor3563

2 жыл бұрын

Because its almost like slow-motion and there's nothing they can do but stand there and watch it all come down.. almost in chapters.

@drumlessons833

Жыл бұрын

Rich people being irresponsible. The worst was when that boat flew right next to the small fishing vessel.

@RideAcrossTheRiver

Жыл бұрын

@@drumlessons833 That was on purpose. No way the powerboat missed visual and the horn blast.

*casually crashes his boat into the ground* "You ok bud?" "yea" "mmkay"

@user-dz5qw7em8d

2 жыл бұрын

Useless comment

@qAlucard-_-

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-dz5qw7em8d Fr

@nenjidesu

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-dz5qw7em8d comments are useless bro.

@Mike-qv3pz

2 жыл бұрын

Most off those boats got a poly protector on the bottom. They drive in shallow rivers with a lot off trees and rocks so they are protected against that. I bet other then some scratches on the poly that the boat was oké..

@TheGuccibane

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong. "You okay bro? yea baud". You had one job and you butchered the quote.

“Time to abdicate the area”- must be first class.

@MrLifeissomething

2 жыл бұрын

Hes not really using the word properly if we wanna be semantic assholes about it.

@SThompsonRAMM_1203

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! 2nd Class: I’m sorry, what is he saying? 3rd Class: We need to get the fuck out of here!

@stevem815

2 жыл бұрын

He was trying to be first class but with a 3rd class education.

@doctorsatansrobot

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrLifeissomething Maybe he was King of the cabin?

@verzijlj5807

2 жыл бұрын

Prob meant evacuate lol

The fact the guy in the first one kept trying to steer even though he was like 10 foot on land LMAO

I love that the very first guy was still steering the boat after it left the water and was on the rocks.

Dude lost a boat on forklift, then forklift rams truck. Not a good day for that guy. What to do, what to do. Always fun to watch. Great video

@IamBATMAN2024

2 жыл бұрын

That was the best lol

@stevek8829

2 жыл бұрын

The boss will be sued by two.

@bobby1970

2 жыл бұрын

If I had been that guy, I would have simply walked off the job and never came back.

@kellyt5341

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobby1970 I was thinking the same damn thing. Go get in my car, head for the liquor store, go get a room for a few days, leave a quick message for the loved ones and shut the phone off.

@rogerbrown2910

2 жыл бұрын

All that scene needed was a drone to crash to cover most types of travel!

"Okay...it's time to abdicate the area." Everybody be like - "umm...what's abdicate?"

@danwiley7936

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, if you abdicate you clean it up.

@brockstarg2296

2 жыл бұрын

He meant to say "Evacuate". Unless he has no concept of the English language.

@LionsLamb79

2 жыл бұрын

Piss poor passenger management, Pax should never been in that area with loose equipment in high seas, Haven't you ever heard" batten down the harches"

@SilentKnight43

2 жыл бұрын

@R Blanc He was thinking of using a big word to sound in authority - and failed by using the wrong one, lol.

@SixStringflyboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@LionsLamb79 "We already battened 'em down!" "Well batten 'em down again, we'll teach those hatches!!!"

@ 5:52 - I love how they put their hazard lights on. "Yes, we see you Bill. You're Altima is embedded into the bow of my boat."

The clip where the empty boat drifts past followed a few seconds later by its frantically swimming skipper is truly hilarious ...my jaw is aching 😂

@user-vy4xx2qp3d

7 ай бұрын

Grow up!

When the video begins, I like how the guy still tries to steer his boat on dry land!

@rubenmartinez1140

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@jed4110

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@allotherlightsgoout

2 жыл бұрын

I say here watching that part yelling, "Ow, ow, ow," the whole time.

@casf120

2 жыл бұрын

Think he’s just trying to hang on lol

@mikehannigan848

2 жыл бұрын

To his credit...both them dudes walked away from that...

8:44 "It's time to abdicate the area" ... So the room stopped being king then?

@eonrelaxationmusic1916

2 жыл бұрын

What does it, 😂😂

@surveyguyor8958

2 жыл бұрын

;ya. i was thinking the same thing. some dip with a vocabulary but doesn't know the meaning of the word.

@mvswe

2 жыл бұрын

It all started when the huge lady sat down lol...

@RennieAsh

2 жыл бұрын

There's many a meaning. Such as, give up, relinquish, renounce a position.

2:35 Top 10 people who could beat thanos without the infinity gauntlet.

So nobodys gonna talk about the ship that was literally destroyed by the wave?

That’s a lot of damage

@fordmustangfan5929

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was going to say

@NastyAngel

2 жыл бұрын

@@fordmustangfan5929 Exactly what I was going to say

@may8573

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobby1970 Exactly what i was gonna say

Respect to that guy who holds his trailer boat while being dragged

@g.somakiss5593

2 жыл бұрын

bro like there are things you won't let out of your hands going downhill like your boat you worked for

@yourboiD

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂. I'm still crying

@omnacky

2 жыл бұрын

A captain goes down (the street) with his ship.

@burnerjack01

2 жыл бұрын

A skiff and a guy with a scuff.

@billyaitken1713

2 жыл бұрын

Aussie man 😜👍

I bet the people laughing at the end wouldn't be able to do any better. Honestly the person struggles but doesn't fail ; at least they're being cautious.

So many beautiful moments. It has to be the turquoise super yatch just making its own slip. Like how drunk was that captain? "Did it fit?!"

I love the guy using himself as an emergency trailer brake.

@greyfinch2565

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr 🤣

@WillemvanKalsbeek

2 жыл бұрын

A few scrapes and bruises, but no damage. That's a win

@jimmym3352

2 жыл бұрын

He managed the save. Worth a road rash? maybe

The two lads in the boat in the pool you made us proud...how legends are made..lmfao

1:36 “grab that yeti!” Man you’re actually worried about a $400 cooler when your houseboat is literally sinking 😂😂😂😂

@stevie-ray2020

Жыл бұрын

....but it has the beer in it!

Alternate title: When Ship Hits the Fan

@alexanderohman1707

2 жыл бұрын

You made my day

@pgl79

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@shishinonaito

2 жыл бұрын

Ship happens

@dancepiglover

2 жыл бұрын

Or for the first one, when ship hits the land.

Last guy, everyone is laughing, no one is helping. That’s boating for you.

@ggsdude1

2 жыл бұрын

Thats why theyre trash

@eventhisidistaken

2 жыл бұрын

Boating etiquette dictates that you do not help unless asked to help, or for imminent danger.

@coopercovelo

2 жыл бұрын

I tried helping someone like that, and they made it clear they did not need my help... they also ran the corner of their boat into the dock on the ramp after insisting they had it handled... I now only offer help to those that indicate they would like some help...

@hill3016

2 жыл бұрын

The boat's name was cornicopia destiny. Must have named it after an ugly drag queen or a tweaking stripper.

@hill3016

2 жыл бұрын

"Time to abdicate the area" im going to use that next time i take a dump

Just love how he tries to steer the boat via rudder while sliding along the dry beach.

This is definitely the best compilation I've everrrr seen

"Abdicate the area" .. That's a new one for me.

@PeterLawton

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I've heard of a king "abdicating the throne". And now that makes me consider the people who were on the toilet during that, uh, disturbance.

@palmat1990

2 жыл бұрын

thank you for this comment

8:40 “alright time to abdicate the area” that’s the most understatement of the year.

@rgstewart2042

2 жыл бұрын

Abdicate the area. Must have been on his word-a-day calendar. "Let's get the hell outta here is much simpler.

@MrDubs

2 жыл бұрын

@@rgstewart2042 13 points in Scrabble. I'm going to have to keep that one in my back pocket for game nights with nan.

@87mini

2 жыл бұрын

@@rgstewart2042 Just trying to joke in the face of a pretty stressful predicament.

@PeterKnagge

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't make sense though. It must be an Americanisation.🤪

@stevie-ray2020

Жыл бұрын

@@MrDubs Yes, just a few more points than 'evacuate'!

in that first clip it looked like he was trying to steer it while it was already on land lol

“You ok bro? Yeuh bud” the polite Canadian aftermath of a full send

Those 2 guys in the pool were definitely winning!

@oburi85

2 жыл бұрын

I could use some water... XD

@andrewgilbreath1331

2 жыл бұрын

Lol get the boat out of the pool, ol boy like ok rrrrrpppp

"Mommy, Daddy! How are boats made??" "Well, sweety, when two boats like each other very much, they do 6:29 "

@BB-it3ks

2 жыл бұрын

“Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those boats are killing each other! …Oh!”

@WyattUTFT

2 жыл бұрын

The best part of that one is the same company owns both those boats. So they got double screwed by that crash

@kencollins837

2 жыл бұрын

That's how baby boats are born

@bowserdragon777

2 жыл бұрын

fucking priceless

i LOVE the first scene. On the rocks, the guys continues to steer the boat lol. We all would, of course.

Experiencing those unbelievable moments firsthand was like being in a movie

2:36 Forgot to chock the wheels before lifting the hitch off the ball, did you? I did that myself one time with a large travel trailer - with my wife and kids still inside. Luckily, the two safety chains were still hooked on. One snapped, but the other held, keeping the trailer from sailing down a hill and into a million-dollar class A rig parked at the bottom. I take my time and do it right now. BTW, that was a beautiful save by the guy with the boat, and probably the lowest speed road rash incident I've ever seen.

@Mognemind

2 жыл бұрын

Also, it is most likely the least expensive fail of this video

@unclepauly3205

2 жыл бұрын

It only takes one time! Good job.

@db8633

2 жыл бұрын

Yup no doubt!!! He at least slowed it down hahaha.

@longbowshooter5291

2 жыл бұрын

I did that too with a car dolly, the kind where your front wheels are driven onto the dolly. Forgot to chock the wheels, underestimated the weight of it.

@mikescott7408

2 жыл бұрын

Did you tell the wife or keep that to self.. Always love the tuber fails or that raft with people. hopefully all was safe..

The 2 best days in a mans boating life are when he buys it and when he sells it.

@Hamchuck112

2 жыл бұрын

That's bullshit

@onenikkione

2 жыл бұрын

That saying only applies to Rookies.

@diraltmcallister3523

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe when you're a knuckledragger like the last guy. Or have no friends

@shawneaaroe617

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely true....

@johnh5738

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

These are all new clips, FINALLY. I'm subscribing since you're all I need to do to find this sort of content. I love the Minnesota, Wisconsin accents I'd hear in a few of these clips. Keep posting FailArmy !!

I like how the driver kept steering the boat even across the gravel in the 1st video.

That last dude was REALLY giving it his best peter griffin impression..

@willmorrison1022

2 жыл бұрын

He should have his man card revoked. Makes us ALL look bad.

@jand563

2 жыл бұрын

"How hard can it be?" That dude probably before he tried reversing with a trailer.

@mainzy7280

2 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment 😂

Not only are these hilarious, they make me feel so good about myself - I'm not the biggest f%#@-up on the planet after all! 🤗

@fantomSilver

2 жыл бұрын

But still all of us may appear in such videos... That makes me anxious

@elosoguapo8137

2 жыл бұрын

When the boss is chewing you just remind him that someone crashed an expensive boat into another expensive boat which is way worse than any of your offenses

@elosoguapo8137

2 жыл бұрын

@@fantomSilver just don’t buy a boat and you’ll be ok

@fantomSilver

2 жыл бұрын

@@elosoguapo8137 nope- I've just received my license🤣

@elosoguapo8137

2 жыл бұрын

@@fantomSilver get insurance and a life jacket and for gods sake don’t drink a liter of jack Daniels before operating the boat!

That first one was scary and also awesome, they just had no control and they held on till the end with not even a scratch on them

"alright it's time to abdicate the area" is my new favorite catchphrase

2:25 from the look of the sides of both of these ships, they have done this more than once!!

Being a boater for many years I can't tell you how many times I have seen people not being able to back up a trailer.

@stevie-ray2020

Жыл бұрын

Many can't drive forward competently, let alone in reverse!

@joncooke9515

10 ай бұрын

Same here, takes practice. Best advice I ever got.... never approach anything with your boat faster than you’re willing to crash into it.

Those beautiful boats!! I can't watch any longer!

7:29 is actually terrifying, I hope whoever was in there somehow survived that.

@Nationof300

Жыл бұрын

Exactly that looked pretty violent

That first guy seemed to earnestly still be trying to steer the boat when it was on the ground

@ryansoprano5858

2 жыл бұрын

When u play too much gta

@jasonjansen9831

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryansoprano5858 Yeh GTA boats still kinda steer on land

I love how he was trying to steer when the boat was on the rocks in the opening sequence. Rocks don't obey rudders. Rocks don't care what direction the outboard is pointing.

@mickaelkancel6492

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@yuk-erkmckirk9277

2 жыл бұрын

It didn't have an outboard engine, it was an inboard engine and jet propulsion.

@rochrich1223

2 жыл бұрын

The rocks didn't seem to care about that arrangement either.

@robertheinkel6225

2 жыл бұрын

I will give him credit for trying, but that’s about all

@dustine4184

2 жыл бұрын

I love how the last comment is almost the same as this one.

You gotta give some credit to the guy @ 2:38. He was all-in 100% & has one hell-of-a good grip.

Love the guys at beginning asking for some water, epic!

Chuckled at the guy swimming after his boat, the rest just made me lose faith in humanity.

Is no one gonna talk about how cool the yacht is at 3:10. The color of it so dope!!!

@AaronShenghao

2 жыл бұрын

Cool yacht, shitty crew.

@KeasekuchenJonas

2 жыл бұрын

Would love to know what went wrong on that one…

@AtheistOrphan

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, lovely colour. Makes a change from white!

@TheSafierdrgn

2 жыл бұрын

"The $90 million yacht is owned by billionaire and Capri Sun tycoon Hans Peter Wild, 79."

Guy in the green shirt deserves some mad respect!

8:40 “alright, it’s time to abdicate the area” 🤣😭 that got me

Amazing how many cruise ships are involved in collisions that seem completely avoidable if only someone was watching what they were doing .. or maybe not drinking on duty..😱😱

@thethievesdomain8360

2 жыл бұрын

Cruise ships I can understand though, all that mass takes a long time to slow down or move. Smaller boats on the other hand are just idiots.

@googlewolly

2 жыл бұрын

@@thethievesdomain8360 Boats can't be idiots; they're not self aware. They're also abiotic.

@Raz0rking

2 жыл бұрын

You need to see the internet historians take on the costa concordia.

@kyle18934

2 жыл бұрын

It takes a long time for a boat like that to stop. Even going slow can take time to stop

@mrosenblatt

2 жыл бұрын

What happened with the Epic was due to a shift of winds. You can't do much other than cross your fingers and hope the damage isn't too bad when that happens.

It’s been years since Fail Army has had a quality video… and finally, this is it!!

@ScreamOG1

2 жыл бұрын

Haha finally, someone with the same thought as me. Used to be a gold channel, for years now it’s been junk u til this video

@zhuzzir

2 жыл бұрын

This I concur! Great vid (going down under with all the cringe, crying, laughter n losses abroad) since a while! 👍👍👍

Hands on the wheel trying to steer it AFTER hitting land. Classic! LOL

That very first short clip made me laugh. Dude kept trying to steer even though he was no longer in the water. Instinct, I guess.

2:04 “ hey, you alright?” Most definitely not. That dude got ROCKED with a huge pillar of steel

@jrm669mar

2 жыл бұрын

Surprised to see him move at all, he didn’t get up. Wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up dead.

@the11x85

2 жыл бұрын

he's definitely not okay

@looseele

Жыл бұрын

That's the sound of someone frantically wanting that person to be OK

Felt for the guy at the end trying to reverse the jet ski. Anything short towed is a nightmare, slow and easy, especially when you can't really see it from the drivers seat.

@jake641991

2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin love having a backup camera for the small trailers

@johncollins7044

2 жыл бұрын

Very true. I learned to drop my tailgate to get a clear view of my small trailer. I swear that asshole trailer has a mind of its own sometimes.

@bllasae

Жыл бұрын

Don't you just have to have the trailer straight and the wheel straight and put it in reverse?

@royster3345

Жыл бұрын

@@bllasae You don't have a small trailer...... just a guess 😊

@Whybother99

9 ай бұрын

@@bllasaeit tends to move left and right no matter how straight you are.

Best one at 7.42m boat quietly drifting, no drama with man swimming after it. Gold. To his credit he swims real fast!

Aye! Tony took it to the max. Went down with the ship.

2:42 is impressive asf 🤣 my man was holding on FOR HIS LIFE

8:41 norwegian cruise: time to “abdicate” the area chap 🎩 carnival cruisr: let’s get the heck outta here boy

@Calabresa022

2 жыл бұрын

Did that ship sink or something?

Some people just ain't cut out for boat ramps😂

The first clip made me go into a stage of pain, and the worst part about it, it was not even the worse boat crash

On Memorial Day weekend, a local tow truck owner literally waits by one of the town boat launches for a tourist to sink his truck/SUV. It happens every year and is an easy way to make money.

@AustinH7

2 жыл бұрын

I love that hahah

@bobby1970

2 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious.

@danielleking262

2 жыл бұрын

Nice, lmao. Like reverse fishing. 😂

@Shayna11NM

2 жыл бұрын

Tell him to bring a cooler of cold drinks and chips or candy bars to sell while he waits around for the next contestant. ;) Labor Day is almost here!

Want clean family fun? we did boat ramps on a holiday weekend, chairs in a line, numbered paper plate score cards. Some of our most fun memories

@oo0Spyder0oo

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah not offering to help no doubt

That's a lot of Captain Crunch being served there!

4:03 kills me.. didnt even take the boat off the trailer, n it's still driveable on the lake lmfao

A man swimming after his boat was hilarious until that genius reverse toeing his jet ski came along.

@peterf.229

2 жыл бұрын

Your spelling is also hilarious

@ash_mash7602

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterf.229 Enlighten me Massa with your high horse intellect!

I was having seller's remorse after the new owner picked up the boat a few weeks ago, thanks for fixing that.

Dudes we're having so much fun hanging in the boat she had to ruin it 🤣

I like the kayak guy...fishing all by himself in the middle of the ocean....wearing his mask. 🤣🤣🤣

Hats off to these who have failed! Watching them brings us all so much joy .

@TonyEnglandUK

9 ай бұрын

That poor guy swimming after his boat still hasn't caught up with it.

Love the fact he's still steering. On land.

@franzusgutlus54

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@carolineschneider2403

2 жыл бұрын

So that seems to be the stupidest thing you can do in this situation, because some of you are already writing this? It seems logical to me, isn't that what a steering wheel is for? 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️🧭

@BoiledOctopus

2 жыл бұрын

@@carolineschneider2403 ?

@GoldballIndustries

2 жыл бұрын

or hes being jossled around

@surveyguyor8958

2 жыл бұрын

especially with a pump boat.