0:52 Woman: "We are gonna eat good tonight" Crocodile: Yeah, me too

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

That was a Gator.

@feliz1216

4 жыл бұрын

@@painkillerjones6232 Thanks for correcting me!

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

@@feliz1216 Couldn't help it. Grandma and Pa lived in Florida.

@thebestskier8629

4 жыл бұрын

It was a crocodile it had a V shaped nose and alligators have U shaped noses

@saphyrahun3272

4 жыл бұрын

@Quentin Kern Can we aggree It was a very big reptile?

Rock: **exists** Kayak: This is my destiny

@renatosubzero1503

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha ✌👏

@jrayashcraft1

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏

"That is NOT a catfish!" lmao

@CannondaleF700

4 жыл бұрын

Croc-fish

@bboystance514

4 жыл бұрын

Thats why I dont swim in lakes, river, ocean or any body of water. Fucking phobia man....

@slamm21

4 жыл бұрын

Lol slaps it

@Gonzo.S.Thompson

4 жыл бұрын

No, no it is not. Lol. 😂

@SolarAbyss

4 жыл бұрын

Worlds slowest reaction time

Man: its my biggest catfish Croc: you picked the wrong house fool!

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

Alligator

@lyndermorales178

4 жыл бұрын

Alligator stoopid

@marilynalvarez9951

4 жыл бұрын

@@lyndermorales178 No need to insult...BTW the word is "stupid"

@lyndermorales178

4 жыл бұрын

Marilyn Alvarez how bout let me spell STUPID the way I want too

@marilynalvarez9951

4 жыл бұрын

@@lyndermorales178 sure thing, even if it's wrong which makes it an oxymoron :)

That gator had the best entrance I've ever seen. Movies couldn't capture a more terrifying moment.

@thomashughes_teh

4 жыл бұрын

Headline: Florida man catches catfish with a head like an alligator.

@Daftboy89

4 жыл бұрын

he did NOT even react! wtf!?

@elwoodzmake

4 жыл бұрын

@@Daftboy89 proly used to gators eating his catch already

@13thcentury

4 жыл бұрын

What gator? Didn't you hear him... apparently it was a catfish

@boysrback5690

3 жыл бұрын

Was a GATFISH!! Be glad they weren't Noodling!!

I ain't a fish expert, but I am pretty sure that wasn't a catfish.

@lyndermorales178

4 жыл бұрын

Matas R that was a rare gatorfish

@AaoriBoss

4 жыл бұрын

Lynder Morales p e r f e c t

@mylesbritton8612

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I am pretty sure it was a large mouth bass

@lyndermorales178

4 жыл бұрын

GalaxyFlare 24 a large bass with razor sharp teeth

@arjunsubrahmanian5155

4 жыл бұрын

No...that was a big catfish 🤣

Thumbs up for the little guy paddling his dad to safety (3:30). What a hero!!

@thudthud5423

2 жыл бұрын

That's not a fail. Not one bit. I bet that dog was enjoying itself.

@jennymacallan9071

Жыл бұрын

Adorable doggie 😍

"We'll be eaten good tonight!"

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

@soberpunk Just a section of the tail. The rest is crap.

@johnabbot1585

4 жыл бұрын

How do you get the hook off of that one?

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnabbot1585 You sacrifice a hand.

@HeroGuitar94

4 жыл бұрын

@soberpunk tastes like chicken

@roylavecchia1436

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, eaten by the alligator :)

Can we take some time to appreciate the fact that the smaller boat in the intro, is called 'Nap Time'? Wonder what the driver was doing...

@JW-kl7no

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Dall I’m 7 hrs late on that comment. Glad I checked 😂✌️

@curvedbredd5190

4 жыл бұрын

I live near by and I know some guys who work on WSF. Sopposedly he was taking a shit

@mjz667

4 жыл бұрын

Pumping his mistress

@bhutch216

4 жыл бұрын

Curved Bredd why would you take a shit and just let your boat keep motoring along?

@TheMichiganFisherman

2 жыл бұрын

Good catch, man!

3:09 - that table made the most satisfying and musical sound

@rafaelvieira555

4 жыл бұрын

True

@theminecraftteen1756

4 жыл бұрын

It did 😉😺

@ryanspence7239

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@brycewalburn3926

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanspence7239 What are you confused about?

@justsomewendigowithinterne7062

2 жыл бұрын

it fell down like a tower of Legos!

3:28 The paddling dog was wholesome

@FeedScrn

2 жыл бұрын

Ya. That was probably my favorite.

5:10 when you take karma into your hands.

@coleg5578

4 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: don’t chuck rocks at a man with a firehose 🤓

@jennyking3944

4 жыл бұрын

Already done that multiple times

@baldrian22

2 жыл бұрын

@@coleg5578 snowballs. its a small amount of snow some places.

That little dog paddling was the more adorable thing

@user-ig3vb4gx8g

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm glad I seen it, but it shouldn't have been in this video as it wasn't a fail, it was just really cute.

02:12 Guy sounded like a seagul!

@DrFeelgood2.0

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think that seagul is feeling very well xD

@Ian_Paneque

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrFeelgood2.0 Yeah lol

@robbiemoon2207

4 жыл бұрын

Steven ?

@roxales7301

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!!🤣

3:33 I wanted to keep watching.. lil dog was like, chill bro I got this

@JL-jk2id

4 жыл бұрын

@JustinBieber lol ur the one called Justin Bieber smh to u too

2:20 Frat boys acting laid back, Archimedes' buoyancy physics is a unforgiving ruler.

Nothing like falling off your boat and holding on to the dock for dear life while your friends are laughing hard at you. Had me rolling too.

1:00 "Lets play Titanic!"

I really wish people would learn to use landscape mode when recording.

@tjackson76c

4 жыл бұрын

Really? That's your wish? Why don't you just wish for 3 more wishes.

@coltjacks

4 жыл бұрын

it's against the rules of wish making.

@facitenonvictimarum174

4 жыл бұрын

If most humans aren't smart enough to stand up in a boat without falling overboard, they won't be smart enough to use a camera correctly. You do get one more wish, however. Chose wisely. 🤔

@v.m3659

4 жыл бұрын

What ever mr perfect

@nvstewart

4 жыл бұрын

I really wish people would just learn to grow a pair and deal with it.

How do you canoe up the only rock sticking out the whole river. Had me rolling again. Was fun to watch. Great video

@frankpietruszka4519

2 жыл бұрын

Ya u really gotta wonder wtf is going through ppl minds sometimes or why they do things when they have no clue…how do u hit the 1 rock in whole body of water wow

@cordisdie140

2 жыл бұрын

It takes skills pal 😆

@ambidextrousshooter6463

2 жыл бұрын

More people are stupid than you think. They surround you every day everywhere you go. They have no idea how dumb they are. They also can't recognize other dumb people that do dumb things around them

@vangogo6819

2 жыл бұрын

@@ambidextrousshooter6463" Stupid people don't know they're stupid" - Steve Shepley

@jbwarner8626

Жыл бұрын

That's called pinpoint inaccuracy 😆

3:28.. The doggie paddle..

@estebanvasquez6426

4 жыл бұрын

He doin all the work

@peterp1158

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the motor belongs on the stern.

Laughing is the universal response to someone you know falling into water 😂

Croc 1 : " Larry, I caught something" Croc 2 : " Good now let them pull you up slowly"

1:00 "Hey Harry, see that big rock there? We're gonna wanna go around that...." "What rock?"

4:12 this is what happens when you don't watch nat geo

3:45 shout out to the guy in the back who broke that seat across his chest.

@StarWarsBattleflop

3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the kneecapquickremoval😂

@what_the_duck1528

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I noticed that too lol Side note: Something tells me that group of people left a lot of trash there. Don't know why. I just get that vibe from them

@noncalamari

2 жыл бұрын

looked more like a spreader bar to me -- but yeah, he snapped that sucker with his ribcage. Ouch!

0:19 HAHA that boat the ferry hit was called "NAP TIME"

Absolutely love these funny clips. After watching them, I suddenly had positive energy

3:09 that crunch is just so satisfying

The first clip... I was out for a day of fishing with my wife and a few friends on the Chesapeake Bay (I had a 26' cabin cruiser at the time), when we came up onto another cabin cruiser of about the same size. Their boat was on a collision course with an 800 foot natural gas tanker being piloted in, while being tended to by a couple of tugs. The ship was trying desperately to get the little boat to notice them. Blast after blast of their horn was being ignored, and the ship was in the early stages of trying to alter its course to avoid the collision (but big ships don't change course quickly). Since we were close, I gunned it and we came alongside the unpiloted craft... one of my friends began yelling out that they were about to get killed once this giant ship rammed into them within the next 30 seconds or so. Suddenly, a very embarrassed couple came rushing up to the bridge, almost completely naked (yeah... they were doing exactly what you think they were doing). The man took over the controls and steered his boat out of the bigger ship's path... disaster averted.

@writerconsidered

2 жыл бұрын

Lesson learned whether car or boat, park it while you're doing it.

@thecommentingstug

2 жыл бұрын

Of course they were doing that

@Geezerthunder

2 жыл бұрын

They were taking showers

I live on the Colorado River, every holiday weekend, the stupidity of people from out-of-town never disappoints.

@JonP_4-31inf

2 жыл бұрын

Bet you won't even go on the river though. Don't wanna embarrass yourself.

I dont know what was funnier the videos or the accompanying hysterical laughter

4:09 - That's not a fail... that's one of the most awesome things to experience... ever.

@greego5952

Ай бұрын

the only fail is not shutting off the engine. I know in Canada, all Pleasure Craft Vessels are required to shut off their engine when they're within a 50m radius of a whale to prevent accidents.

THE BOATS CALLED "NAP TIME"

"Nap Time" is a good name for a boat where the guy is asleep at the wheel

@dillee9988

2 жыл бұрын

My boat's name is Sweet Dreams.

"We're eating good tonight!" Gator: Hell yeah, early turkey. Can I join?

0:51 probably what the alligator thought as well

@Jeptheplay

3 жыл бұрын

crocodile

4:11 that is epic! Once in a lifetime 👌

@ruggedwax9689

4 жыл бұрын

The whale slapped the boat some fin

@jazzeeeecrock

4 жыл бұрын

@@ruggedwax9689 lol

@jaquigreenlees

4 жыл бұрын

not really, recent clip shown a whale feeding then broaching and landing ON a boat. whale watching can be dangerous on private boats. The tour boats have crews that know where to avoid being.

@jazzeeeecrock

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaquigreenleesthat's crazy! I would imagine the tour boats stay in the shallower water. Close enough to see the whales breach but far enough away that they're not going to get flattened! Lol

@jaquigreenlees

4 жыл бұрын

@@jazzeeeecrock nope, the crew just know how to read the signs left from the feeding activity and can stay away. They get closer so people ( customers ) get good pics / vids.

@ 0:53 "We going to be eating good tonight" lol. No way I would be in some tiny ass jon boat like that where gators are present.

The couple got catfished by an alligator 😂

1:35 is my favorite clip of this video. The whole things is great but that video! The man's reaction, the woman's laugh. Oh man laughed at that clip a few times.

@jameshardy6277

Жыл бұрын

100%... This clip had everything. One of the funniest I've ever seen.

I just love the natural background laughing!

Ah. Now I feel much better about myself. Thanks for that.

Have anyone noticed the guy at 02:33? He's the real modern Captain Morgan: "The Boat can sink, but not me and my Drink!"

@kingseyes3717

Жыл бұрын

Yup! NOTHING was gonna keep him from saving his drink!

2:20 haha he probably should have floored it 🤣

As funny as it is to watch some of these, people going under so close to a spinning prop could've resulted in the situation being a lot more serious.

@pauldionne2884

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was thinking about 2/3 of these were funny and several were no laughing matter.

The lady who saw the whale was a win.

I know whales are peaceful, but it's still unsettling knowing that a living creature that large is underneath your boat.

Imagine 4 ppl in a kayak,aiming for a small Stone in a little River..how could they hit the mark?😂

@samkom33

3 жыл бұрын

my girlfriend when she was younger managed to rund down a 1 mile slope that wasnt steep on skies and hit the only tree for miles. hehe i shouted for her around a minute to turn away, but she shouted back::: I CANT STEAR. hehe but it wasnt to steep so she was able to stop the crash with her arms so she didnt hit the tree with the face , and afterwards i learnd her both to turn ore just sit down on her back if she wanted to stop. to bad i didnt have a modern small video camera back in 1985.

People and canoes. Always a fun time. Only ever turned mine over deliberately, to practice getting the water out and getting back in.

Drinking and boating definitely don't mix. Those orcas were awesome tho

3:30 That's not a fail, that's just too doggone cute!

04:05 That Egyptian got excecuted later that day for shredding his Ensign

3:28-- I'm calling that a win.

@4:59 "...the seas were ugly that day, my friend!" lol

Awww the Golden Doodle 🐕

0:59 they said "tag, you're it" and took off.

4.26 there’s a reason the rest of the world discourage people from approaching whales.

I strive to be the type of person that would respond to their fail with grace and humor in the moment.

many a cell phones were indeed harmed in the making of this compilation

FailArmy merchandise = repeated t-shirts

0:52 Here we have a rare Gatorfish it is the cousin of the crocoshark

Things like these keep me happy

That catfish was a monster

Fun fact: the ferry in the first video is literally my school commute - Vashon Island to Tacoma for Tacoma Community College👌👌

0:56 when you have a 5 star wanted level in gta 5 offshore of vespucci beach

Watching inexperienced people in a canoe or kayak is always good for a laugh.

@FeedScrn

2 жыл бұрын

You mean half-drunk people

"I think we can go home now!" 😂😂🤣

@libinwangsegundacanalsecon3848

2 жыл бұрын

0:56 is so funny 😆 and I’m laughing 😂 so hard 😹 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Rule while paddling kayak or canoe. If you look at the obstacle, you'll hit it every time. I'm a guide and see it all the time.

The Name of the boat in the opening video is literally called NAP TYME!!!

I can still hear my first boating instructor, all these years later. DON'T STAND UP IN THE BOAT..!

You should get a Pulitzer prize 🏆 for these. Way the world is going, you probably will

1:19 The guy just did a bad Jibe and capsized. That is common for sailboats without a keel.

00:53 Catfish are prehistoric creatures that have evolved into one of the worlds most vicious apex predators!

BEST POLICE BOAT IVE EVER SEEN

3:30 - The guy trained his dog to be a bow thruster! LOL!

That first one, I'm pretty sure that's the Ferry that goes through the San Juan islands up near Seattle. I used to take that thing every day for work.

@curvedbredd5190

4 жыл бұрын

Naw that's the Edmonds - Kingston run

@thenorthman1776

4 жыл бұрын

@@curvedbredd5190 Ah, see, I knew it was one of those. It's been a few years since I've been on one.

4:10 that’s why you keep at least 200m between whales and the boat bc they can submerge and come back up under the boat and you wouldn’t know until it happens

@tomrogers9467

2 жыл бұрын

We call them floating logs. Whales call them toothpicks. For removing whale watchers stuck between their teeth.

So glad the fools on the flats skiff sunk.

the first boat says naptime on the back! haha

“This has been a wonderful day!” said he, as the Rat shoved off and took to the sculls again. “Do you know, I’ve never been in a boat before in all my life.” “What?” cried the Rat, open-mouthed: “Never been in a - you never - well I- what have you been doing, then?” “Is it so nice as all that?” asked the Mole shyly, though he was quite prepared to believe it as he leant back in his seat and surveyed the cushions, the oars, the rowlocks, and all the fascinating fittings, and felt the boat sway lightly under him. “Nice? It’s the only thing,” said the Water Rat solemnly as he leant forward for his stroke. “Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing - absolute nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Simply messing,” he went on dreamily: “messing - about - in - boats; messing - ” “Look ahead, Rat!” cried the Mole suddenly. It was too late. The boat struck the bank full tilt. The dreamer, the joyous oarsman, lay on his back at the bottom of the boat, his heels in the air. “ - about in boats - or with boats,” the Rat went on composedly, picking himself up with a pleasant laugh. “In or out of ’em, it doesn’t matter. Nothing seems really to matter, that’s the charm of it. Whether you get away, or whether you don’t; whether you arrive at your destination or whether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get anywhere at all, you’re always busy, and you never do anything in particular; and when you’ve done it there’s always something else to do, and you can do it if you like, but you’d much better not. Look here! If you’ve really nothing else on hand this morning, supposing we drop down the river together, and have a long day of it?” Grahame, Kenneth. The Wind in the Willows (with illustrations by Arthur Rackham) (p. 4). Unknown. Kindle Edition.

@zknarc

2 жыл бұрын

"there is nothing - absolute nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats". This

@vangogo6819

2 жыл бұрын

Ratty and his river, I love it!

0:57 Meanwhile, in DC....

@NormanRDolan

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Nickelback Look closely in the background and you'll find the Kennedy Center, a well-known Washington, DC landmark. (timestamp adjusted for a better view of the building.)

@NormanRDolan

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph NickelbackFirst of all, I have been to DC many times, and I know for a fact that it's the Kennedy Center. Also, never heard of Fort Gibson. (timestamp updated for an even better shot of the building)

@NormanRDolan

4 жыл бұрын

Also, it's more noticeable when you pause it.

@NormanRDolan

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Nickelback You're a troll. I'mma flat-out say it. You're a troll. Now, excuse me while I report you. Goodbye and do not talk to me again.

Moral of this KZread video: Stay away from alcohol.

often times when I watch these individual fail events, I feel it in my groin when they...take it

3:07 I would've thanked the guy. Imagine if a couple of people or a whole family decided to sit down on that thing. It would've ended badly.

@user-ig3vb4gx8g

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe it's not built for some asshole to jump on it.

@unogazzy84

2 жыл бұрын

@Need2connect Is every picnic table built without a braise or two in the middle? Still, a picnic table shouldn't cave in that easily.

First clip was definitely a couple having sex on the boat while "Sail" played on the background. That's why they didn't hear the bigger boat.

4:09 Hope those whales weren't struck by the spinning prop blades.

That cackling laugh though! 😂

3:58 Jajajaja lol. Greatness

The picnic table one wasn’t rly a fail, it was clean asf

😂 I don’t know how the hell the Southern Europeans would of made it across the oceans with people like this rofl 😂

2:45 Sounds like a turkey 😂😂

As a kid, I sailed cat boats ... 15 to 20 feet long ... before I got in, I'd jump in the water ... just so I wouldn't be worried about tipping over and getting wet while I was sailing ... I was already wet ... fun to press the envelope, just sometimes you go over and get wet ...

@serinadelmar6012

2 жыл бұрын

that’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day and I’ve just watched this video. okay that was a bit harsh but really, why? I hope you live somewhere hot!

@russcrawford3310

2 жыл бұрын

@@serinadelmar6012 - When a "sailing" activity is more of a "swimming" activity ... at 15 foot, the boat isn't much more than a board with a keel ... the smallest of sailboats ...

People fall : I don't give a shit. 3:00 OMG ! Save him, Poor baby !

10/10 for the lol track

Yeah, that's NOT a catfish amigo.....LOL!

Back in my younger days on Lake of the Ozarks, we would sit on the wooden dock, skis on and in the water (tips up) and when the captain hit it, we would just stand up in the water and off we go. Only problem was the spinters in our butts.

1:25 literally happens all the time - you just stand on the keel and the boats flips back up again

Boat named "NAP TIME".... yeaaaahh.....

every 2nd person is saying "I knew it"😂