Someone took the phrase “I have crabs” to a whole new level.

@SonekR

2 жыл бұрын

time for crab

@govindbarwa1806

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by that phrase?

@dwjoseph59

2 жыл бұрын

A whole lot of crabs 🦀 too. This better not happen at an airport in louisiana, mississippi, texas or arkansas. Somebody might walk away with them!!

@laura121684

2 жыл бұрын

@@govindbarwa1806 "Crabs" is a slang term for pubic lice.

@govindbarwa1806

2 жыл бұрын

@@laura121684 Ohk, got it

That dude rage quitting his job was not a fail. That was a win.

@Becca_2828

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to do that!!

@PretentiousStuff

2 жыл бұрын

because it was staged af

@dsmyify

2 жыл бұрын

@@PretentiousStuff ~ still a win ... punched a laptop.

@NEPAAlchey

2 жыл бұрын

@@PretentiousStuff i don't think someone would break a monitor and phone to stage something.

@TheAscensionist11

2 жыл бұрын

It was a hidden camera prank

The reassuring pat of the window at 7:29 was just awesome

@CodyBosch

2 жыл бұрын

I flew Allegiant once…

@KunalKumar-np4ig

2 жыл бұрын

Lolll

@TheSFMCreators

2 жыл бұрын

"It's okay buddy, just hang in there"

@AbhishekSharma-dz8ux

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Love2Cruise

2 жыл бұрын

Just loose interior trim pieces. I'd be worried about parts that I can't see.

Those guys casually throwing luggage like that just boils my blood.

@GabrielLopez-we6yn

Жыл бұрын

They certainly don't seem to be happy with their job/life

@thorin1045

Жыл бұрын

@@GabrielLopez-we6yn job, while they are shit for damaging random persons stuff, the company fucks them all over and over usually when this happens, for little to almost no money.

@stevie-ray2020

Жыл бұрын

No wonder so many people's luggage gets lost!

@icedriver2207

Жыл бұрын

The sad part is there are bunches of videos of people doing that so you know its common.

@jja1483

Жыл бұрын

Ikr I bet they don't pay them anything , I saw a documentary on how pilots don't get paid shit and how airlines source the routes so basically your captain doesn't really work for the airline you bought your ticket from also less safety 😧imagine how they treat these guys 😦.

6:19 definetely the best pilot ever

"You gotta stop farting, man, it's breaking my concentration." damn, that's hysterical

@bryduhbikeguy

2 жыл бұрын

At least he hadn't really scared the crap out of the guy...yet.

@HowardLuken

2 жыл бұрын

Forget that what about those two poor kids sitting in the backseat looking like they're going through hell?

@BomaniChisulo

2 жыл бұрын

@@HowardLuken plot twist they're the farters, dad's covering for them.

@TheRyno525

2 жыл бұрын

Stupidest question a person can ask is "Can't you hold it"? Obviously not dipfuck

@abduvlog2178

2 жыл бұрын

😋😋😜🙏

I absolutely hate ppl who start yelling at an accident when they are clearly not in any danger, it's stressful and ridiculous tbh.

@thek7484

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, please scream instead of help the victims

@dean8147

2 жыл бұрын

@@soaresw7rqutyq941 you're trying way too hard for likes if that was ever a thing..

@soaresw7rqutyq941

2 жыл бұрын

@@dean8147 kek

@Icecat21

2 жыл бұрын

That was my first thought also. Scream...then hurry and record it. But for Jesus's sake don't be concerned or help the people in the plane.

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you're right, but to be caught off guard by an airplane coming in for a crash or emergency landing on a road and witness it making contact with another vehicle might fill ME up with a lot of ADRENALINE too!

man, i thought i've seen about everything in airports, but a guy sleeping in the conveyors is surely the most inspiring thing ever shown to my eyes

@josemoreno3334

7 ай бұрын

I liked the one with a body wrapped up. What was that about.

@svscared

6 күн бұрын

​@@josemoreno3334Wondering that myself. Maybe an unruly passenger and the airline had enough 😂

Some of these emergency landings are just extremely impressive. As long as everyone makes it out alive, two thumbs up to the pilots!

@mythicscientific7326

Жыл бұрын

Another thumbs up to the first officer

I like the parents freaking out on the beach yelling "AVA GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!" And it turns out that the distance from where Ava was to "safety" with her Mom was about 6 feet. 🤦‍♀️

@NEPAAlchey

2 жыл бұрын

Drama queens raise drama queens. I like that the dad called it a crash, vs an emergency landing. Always gotta love women screaming bloody murder too, totally warranted for a pretty soft landing.

@KUNALSINGH-zk8su

2 жыл бұрын

well he is a father he can wait for something bad to happen

@L-mo

2 жыл бұрын

They were apparently ok with the plane flying 2 feet above the water in Avas general direction, then terrified when it ditched a fair distance away, then fine going to film it after meeting up with Ava half way.

@billyfraiser6298

2 жыл бұрын

It was safe because it was within recording distance of the mother's phone.

@allnightfright619

2 жыл бұрын

@@KUNALSINGH-zk8su If that was true, he would have said it before filming the emergency landing in the water. He was more concerned with filming it for internet fame than his daughter, well until after he caught the whole thing and she was in full frame with the plane and he finally noticed.

3:06 the FAs passing the snacks and drinks by sliding them across the floor is such a mood.

@albeit1

2 жыл бұрын

May as well dispense with the idea that anything is clean on a plane.

@christophpoll784

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, on a short track where the plane has to climb quite steep AND offers food on the way... maybe the only option 😅

@coyote_0056

2 жыл бұрын

Here comes your drinks 😂

@dostojewski1719

2 жыл бұрын

Corona safety

@abduvlog2178

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

7:50. "excuse me. But I did not come to the airport to get crabs." 😂🤣

3:44 did that airplane go into the future😳

@valkyrie941

Жыл бұрын

yeah who just crashes a ww2 aircraft randomly like that

@wetube6513

Жыл бұрын

Fw-190 A-5 just time traveled.

@goodiegoodygumdrops

Жыл бұрын

Those things cause thousands and thousands of dollars someone to just crash that that's going to be flopping. expensive

@HowlingWolves

Жыл бұрын

@@goodiegoodygumdrops its so sad

@klondike3112

Жыл бұрын

@@wetube6513 not a 190

He opened up that little window on the airplane to lose his camera. Had me rolling when dude patted his shoulder.

@redlobster4841

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Darkk6969

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully it's his camera not someone else's. He would have said, "Well, it's not like I threw it out the window". lol

@joerepoman1

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting hit in the head with that thing? It could kill someone

@dinoflagella4185

2 жыл бұрын

Why could he just film through the glass. It’s transparent, but no... let me stick my phone out this tiny portal.

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

@@joerepoman1 HELL....Just imagine driving in your CAR and something like that HITS JUST THE HOOD OF YOUR CAR!!!😲😱😲😱 I don't know about you, but if I'm driving at speeds well over 50mph, or just PARKED out in the middle of nowhere and am taken by surprise like that, the consequences can be BOTH extremely hilarious or TRAGIC. (More than likely the thing is still laying in some field somewhere just waiting in pieces... to be broken into MORE pieces by some combine or harvester that rolls over it.)

0:57 that guy is SO LUCKY the propeller didn't slice his arms off!

@kjizthibaultjouffroy

Жыл бұрын

he could aldo be swallowed whole and benturned into minced meat

@TonyEnglandUK

Жыл бұрын

And what was going on in his ideas department that he was so surprised at what happened?

@lord.d1_

Жыл бұрын

3:50 some neo Nazi started operating the Luftwaffe and crashed

@email4664

Жыл бұрын

Touching the prop while your magnetos are "hot" is a retard move, and his kind of pilot always end up as a statistic.

@asdfghjkl3669

Жыл бұрын

@@lord.d1_ dude you seem obsessed with nazis

4:59 : *"Ava GET OVER HERE, GET OVER HERE, you're in the frame for pete's sakes !!!"*

5:10 love how noone even start to check out the plane and if anyone needs help lol.

@wyattgoralski818

11 ай бұрын

One man on the right swam out to them, though.

the crabs where absolutly briliant. Thx to all those carefull bagage handlers :-)

@terencejay8845

2 жыл бұрын

Poor lil' buggas.

@grexursorum6006

2 жыл бұрын

@@dfar2303 thx ^^

@venusiancreative1774

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just wondering where they all came out from. There was a lot of them and I assume they also have to be in water.

@valerioc2464

2 жыл бұрын

How is it brilliant? Living sentient creatures in an airport struggling for their life, not knowing what is going on probably terrorised. Shortly after killed to become some exotic dish. How is this brilliant? Zero respect for other's life

@MusingMageofDisney

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the crabs from Finding Nemo: Heeey! Heeey Heeey! Heeeey!

"Hey boss I ll be late today" "Why" " i was in a car accident with a plane" "😑"

@thebookwasbetter3650

2 жыл бұрын

I guess that's a North American AT-6 painted to look like a German WWII fighter. Probably shouldn't be flying that in the states since you'll get shot down.

@richardakajazzyamx9690

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebookwasbetter3650 To be fair, I think the USAF (or as it was known then, the USAAF) knows the war with Germany is over by now. Crying shame that even an AT-6 crashed though. Hope the pilot got out ok.

Her face at 4:30 😂🤣 Edit: and also how she/he petted the broken part of the airplane at 7:28 is hilarious

Crabs in an airport absolutely hilarious

Half of these make me laugh, and the other half make me wanna stab someone. That was a rollercoaster of emotions.

@elwoodzmake

2 жыл бұрын

Just like politics nowadays, haha 🤣😅

@KUNALSINGH-zk8su

2 жыл бұрын

that stabbing part lmao ...true same feeling like the smoking guy, or the flight guy throwing the stuff

@RIXRADvidz

2 жыл бұрын

so quick to resort to violence. your world is doomed

@hermanhandbrush4402

2 жыл бұрын

I feel exactly the same way

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

"Rollercoaster of emotions".... (Could NOT have said it better myself!!!)

2:36 I don’t think he ever figured out how shapes worked.

@moriyamoriya5607

2 жыл бұрын

His mind probably froze up while in front of all those people. Anxiety and shyness can be pretty debilitating.

The part when she saw feet, her face it is so funny 🤣🤣

I like the swimmer who immediately started making their way over to the downed plane in the water.

@queenbunnyfoofoo6112

2 жыл бұрын

If that's the one on Florida's Space Coast this year a bunch of guys swam out. The people in the plane weren't hurt.

@jad43701

2 жыл бұрын

@@queenbunnyfoofoo6112 Yep,that was the Grumman TBM Avenger that ditched in Florida. Good piloting skills

@queenbunnyfoofoo6112

2 жыл бұрын

@@jad43701 Yes...he did a great job putting that down.

@The-Dom

2 жыл бұрын

then there's the guy in the car "OMG i barely caught that" and keeps filming instead of helping the airplane crash.

@natanaelchristanday6267

2 жыл бұрын

4:02 Ngudut dan santuy

This is why I NEVER pack anything important or fragile in my suitcase that’s checked.

@Bruce.-Wayne

2 жыл бұрын

Thats right.....don't put your hair dryer, trimmers etc, without proper padding or they'll come back to you in pieces.....I've had many things broken over a one year frequent travelling....

@michaelletander7274

2 жыл бұрын

Not a handle with care job.

@Bruce.-Wayne

2 жыл бұрын

@nobody ...American Airlines....I never fly them again....they try to apologize afterward saying blah blah blah....

@KingSKuLLY7

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bruce.-Wayne Ahh American Airlines. Makes sense..

@tomdavis3038

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bruce.-Wayne hair dryers and trimmers are important?

What makes me mad, is the airlines through your luggage around so bad, even brand new luggage barely stands a chance. And they deny it although we all know it.

2:18 is not a fail, that's the Globemaster flying through Brisbane for the 2018 'Riverfire' event. I was standing on the left of the river, about 600m down from this guy filming 😊 It was spectacular to see an aircraft that size fly right past you in the city.

Lesson learned, whenever there is a life threatening disaster happening, get the phone out and film it!

@someone2506

2 жыл бұрын

And scream, don't forget to scream - as hard as you can, especially if you're not the one in danger. 👍

5:13 Instead of helping him, he just filmed. What a man

@jdss13

2 жыл бұрын

wife grabbed the daughter and went immediately for the phone, no helping at all. Reminds me of the "White Bear" episode from Black Mirror, spooky stuff

@abduvlog2178

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@jerryandbeau

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing. I would have gone and help him.

@expat2010

2 жыл бұрын

That is the age we live in - the digital age. Ppl care more about their 15 seconds of fame on IG or FB than anything else. "Boomer" is a compliment, not an insult to me. Back in those days people would be jumping in to help. We really live in a messed up society these days.

@Suisfonia

2 жыл бұрын

@@expat2010 Ironically, Boomer doesn't even apply to the older generation anymore; it now applies to anyone born between 2020-2022.

6:43 my favorite

5:55 "Write your name in reverse, its your demon name" People named Gab:

OK, the chicken pieces was a "who the heck does that?" but the crabs just had me rolling!

@criptonixzstudios

2 жыл бұрын

Borat that’s who.

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

That HAD to be staged!! (The chicken pieces? The dead body??) If NOT.... I would REALLY like to know what commercial airlines are responsible so I know who NOT to fly when choosing an airline! (The indifference to luggage I would basically EXPECT from damn near any/every airline--THAT doesn't come as a shock to me. Though some of the loose/broken pieces of aircraft gave me some serious PAUSE, to perhaps RECONSIDER air travel as a means from getting from "point A" to "point B".😐

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

Also, after watching some of this shit in this video, I'm thinking the next time I fly..... I SERIOUSLY LOAD UP on some type of drug or psychotropic so that as I'm looking out the window I will be basically TOO "STONED" to give a shit about pieces flying off the plane, and other phenomena that is NOT generally conducive to peace of mind as an airline passenger. Any recommendations BESIDES weed/marijuana/alcohol to utilize for such a purpose? Valium?? Thorazine?? ???😳😐😳😐

@paulthompson3304

2 жыл бұрын

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 I used to drive National Express coaches in the UK and would regularly have to tell people they couldn't travel with their various frozen food filled bags and suitcases. Usually frozen raw seafood or meat.

@cynaptyc

2 жыл бұрын

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 shrooms would do it. Don't load up till you hallucinate, just enough you laugh at everything and you'll be just fine!! OK

6:34 Jet engine: *You know, I'm something of a machine gun myself*

@nicolcerv7443

2 жыл бұрын

Send nukes **nudes*

Not gonna lie, the crabs on the carousel was both funny and oddly creepy as hell. 😂

Who the hell evacuates out of plane with a burning engine, steps back by literally 15 steps and start filming? Are these people zombies or something?

@jamesdonnelly7194

2 жыл бұрын

Fr like if it explodes you need to be way further out or else you could get hurt

@mikejohn0088

Жыл бұрын

NO just liberals.

It's reassuring to know that if I'm ever in a plane crash, there will be somebody there to stand and film. Doesn't matter if I'm injured, at least there's a video. Edit: thanks for the likes!

@NLFO4EVER

2 жыл бұрын

Why u stealing

@hideouslyugly

2 жыл бұрын

That's life these days for you. Hardly anyone helps in a situation, but you can be sure they're filming it.

@hiyapal7719

2 жыл бұрын

And they'll probably only get the latter of the event on video.

@Mike-tv9rk

2 жыл бұрын

Lol just wrote the same but not as eloquently. As long as he got the shots right 🙄?

@versacechang1521

2 жыл бұрын

@@hideouslyugly That is true lol. But at the same time, if I was on a plane and it was going down I wouldn’t expect anyone to come n rush to “help me” I wouldn’t even expect to survive at that point I’d rather the video 😂

Dude quitting his job was a good thing his mental well being is more important for all of us in the long run.

Couple things: -I’m embarrassed FOR that lady sitting there trying to dry out her undies. 🤦‍♀️ -I can’t even fathom how that guy snuck a lighter on the plane; how did they not catch that? -I know the luggage people are doing that all day every day, but seriously, can’t they be more respectful of people’s belongings instead of tossing them around like that? Sheesh. -The crabs were hilarious: I hope they got to safety! And didn’t pinch anyone in the process. 😂 -And lastly, I’m going to be flying to Europe next month, so this was the perfect video to give me peace of mind! 🤣

Disney needs to make a cartoon about those crabs and their journey

The plane landing in the water at the beach must of been the smoothest emergency landing I've ever seen, two thumbs up mate!!! You saved yourself and kept everyone out of harms way, people like this are worthy of history books :)

@mankey5914

2 жыл бұрын

Alright mate calm down,you've played flight simulator once, we get it

@montanamaxxamillion

2 жыл бұрын

No the plane landing in traffic was a smooth emergency landing

@abduvlog2178

2 жыл бұрын

🚨🚨🚨🌟

@abduvlog2178

2 жыл бұрын

@@mankey5914 🌟✌️😋🚖😁😍😛

@cannon440

2 жыл бұрын

The pilot of that plane was a COMPLETE ASSHOLE! He did not go to the mandatory safety meeting for the airshow & flew it with obvious problem & landed WAY, WAY too close to swimmers. He should go to jail!

2:17 i would sh*t myself

@connorplatt3761

2 жыл бұрын

Was that in NY too? Another 9/11 almost

@Brittjones

2 жыл бұрын

Porsche 911 it's the best!

@alpermutluakcan1049

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brittjones ONE TWO THREE!!!!

@Isa1ahL33

2 жыл бұрын

I would start praying like never before.

@laa0fa502

2 жыл бұрын

@@connorplatt3761 I believe it was in Melbourne Australia. I know it was Australian for sure

The SDB shouldn't count as a fail. Dude brought that in smooth as hell in the best place he could.

@jebbroham1776

Жыл бұрын

I remember when that happened too. It was such a tragedy....poor plane. That's an irreplaceable piece of history.

the Crabs are like : Freedom make a run for it. lol

7:25 really just tapped it to relax like "there , there child"😂

@shri_1402

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

7:27 - giving the broken window frame a pat. "There there, it'll get better"

@peterf.229

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, not really a huge deal

@buchardo

2 жыл бұрын

wysi

@fauxbitties

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterf.229 God and Jesus love you

@dst7988

2 жыл бұрын

WYSI

Me encanta ver que bien tratan el equipaje los operadores de carga y descarga, así da gusto pensar en hacer un viaje con avión

the guy rage quit had me dying nice work failarmy

I love how the plane crashing into the water, the mom looks to be getting her child to safety, oh wait, nope, shes moving her to take a picture of the plane crash.

@Ontechh

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny and weird hhhhh

@zocker853

2 жыл бұрын

I despise people like that

@diollinebranderson6553

2 жыл бұрын

@@zocker853 me too. but lets relax abit here. maybe she knows her child is already safe. MAYBE

@michaelvan6675

2 жыл бұрын

Dad never stopped filming when a plane coming near his kid.

@user-ki4kz7mm4w

2 жыл бұрын

5:10

3:54, plot twist, he was actually shot down in 1944 and managed to glide his plane in on a very slow trajectory.

@JJ-pw3dk

2 жыл бұрын

Luftwaffe pilot

@BrandonSmith-ie3ks

2 жыл бұрын

He went through a worm hole

@fastwinggaming1498

2 жыл бұрын

Bouta say everyone gonna ignore the fw 190?

@narellebenson3047

2 жыл бұрын

@@fastwinggaming1498 wasn't an fw190

@fastwinggaming1498

2 жыл бұрын

@@narellebenson3047 actually yea now that I look at it it looks like a stuka

I love the guy who lifts the window frame up then pats it back into place 😂

“We lost engine one. And engine two is no longer on fire.”

Ava‘s dad was frightened she could block his recording view - just in case, mother rushed for an alternative perspective i guess..

5:34 I follow the Jim Jefferies rule here "Alley seat gets one arm rest and a bit of leg space" "Inside seat gets an arm rest and wall" "Middle seat gets two arm rests" "We are not animals, we live in a society!!"

@cw2497

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe they should post that somewhere inside the plane. Lol

@runem5429

2 жыл бұрын

Yup and also you don't fcking recline without asking politely if it's okay with the person behind you. And if that person is tall or using the table, you're a freaking barbarian if you even consider asking..

@drebk

2 жыл бұрын

@@runem5429 wait, this perhaps goes too far If you're overheight, then ensure you either get a bulkhead or an aisle seat. Now there's nothing wrong with the tall guy who planned poorly asking the person in front to not recline, but that is the proper order of things. It shouldn't be on the person in front to ask if they can use this built in feature that all the seats have... The polite thing to do is ask, we agree on that. we apparently disagree on who should be doing the asking

@runem5429

2 жыл бұрын

@@drebk You may not be aware, but "planning ahead" is not always an option, I've flown with airlines that didn't do seating you could influence. It also isn't reasonable to expect people to book flights at much higher cost or plan in detail months in advance to be first in line for seating, always. Plans could depend on other members of a group you are travelling with, it could be almost booked up when you know which plane to book, say, or where other people need to sit in the plane can prevent you individually getting a seat with extra legroom. When flying I've mostly had just enough space for it be bearable, which is good, but sometimes, for no apparent or predictable reason the ergonomics in that particular plane or row of seats is different. And you sometimes don't even know it until the person in front reclines, because it depends on how the seat moves exactly and how high the seat is off the floor which puts knees and thighbones at different places and angles. When possible I always try to get emergency exit seats, but being as I'm Scandinavian and *only* 6"4 there are about 3-5x as many people as tall as me on the average plane full of Scandinavians as can fit in the emergency exit seats, it just not realistic to expect tall people to fit there. Besides, not all tall people are fit and mentally prepared to help in an emergency, which means they shouldn't be sitting there. These seats are in short supply and get filled up early. It was also a bit of a trend a while back for half the plane to want those seats for legroom regardless of how tall they were. So trust me when I say that you absolutely cannot blame the person in the seat behind for not "planning poorly", that is necessarily a function of *your* ignorance or indifference to others. I do think that the airlines putting the seats so close together, which is also part of why they are affordable, is a large part of this, so whatever conflict arises from the seats reclining at all is mainly on their heads, theoretically, they could simply ban all reclining. And I have seen newer planes with seats that don't recline - which is probably the way to go for short haul. *But* none of that excuses the person who reclines their seat against the wiches of the person behind. A car is built with the ability to drive at lethal speeds on the road, that doesn't equate to the driver having a right to run people over - you're simply not thinking straight here. It sounds like motivated thinking, you want to recline and feel entitled to recline and then you will fudge the reasoning to make it sound like it's an equally valid point of view, it is not. I know you didn't say this, but at the very least you should talk to the person behind you first an not just recline out of the blue, which has happened to me several times - how am I supposed to ask you not to squash my knees when my first indication that you're an imbicile with no respect for other human beings is that my knees are already squashed and I'm in agony? Again your resoning is insanly backward - you don't ask people politely to treat you with a minimum of respect by refraining from causing you bodly harm and discomfort as well as invading their personal space...all these unwritten rules should be assumed to be followed, otherwise where would we end!? Should I walk around in the road with a sign that says "please don't run me over"? Does the seats having ash trays mean I can just light a cigarette any time I want because of "this built in feature that all the seats have"...

@drebk

2 жыл бұрын

@@runem5429 your speeding and smoking analogies miss the mark completely. There are laws against speeding and there are laws against smoking in the cabin of an airplane. So, the second they introduce laws about when you can and cannot lawfully recline, then those analogies will make sense and I will modify my position. I'm surprised that someone who took the time to write such a very long response, did not use the grey matter between the ears to determine if your analogies was remotely analogous. (lol, yes killing an innocent pedestrian during in a street race is definitely on par with bumping your knee in an airplane) Many of your examples (flying with other people, not wanting to spend the money to pick a seat, etc.) Still depend on the tall person being selfish and planning poorly. Are you traveling with exclusively 6'4 people? You can't swap with them for an aisle seat? Plan to travel with better friends. I don't recline, so you assuming my position is out of my own sense of selfishness is misguided. You're just projecting. You being tall enough for reclining to pose a problem shows your clear bias. And your bias is clouding your thinking. You can't think reasonably about the issue because "my knees are more important than your sleep" or "I'm rich enough to fly, but not rich enough or smart enough, to plan far enough ahead, Pay the extra for seats with leg room, call ahead and ask them which planes and flights allow for seat choice etc. Etc.) Hell, if the person reclining causes you so much distress when you fly. Maybe skip a year, earn some more money. And fly business or first class. It sounds ridiculous, but if it was important enough, or you were less lazy, you'd do it. In the end, you want the social awkwardness, and slight fear of having to engage with a stranger, to fall on the person who can't even see the person they might end up inconveniencing. Because if this were mandatory or the social norm, then less people would recline on average, because many people don't like asking strangers for things. So you get what you so desperately want, without being inconvenienced. The fact is, if someone doing something they are lawfully allowed to do in a plane, in a seat very clearly and intentionalLy designed to allow allow to do exactly that, if this is going to bother you, then it is on you to speak up first. You've been staring at the back of the recliner for the last 30 minutes, why not say, hey this was the only seat I could afford and I am quite tall, do you mind not reclining? Do this before the reclining occurs to save even more socially awkward embarrassment. You're the one it bothers, the onus is on you. In all your great wall of text, you didn't once bring up a reason why it should be the person in front to ask for permission to do what the seat and the Law allows them to do so they can be more comfortable. This is the only material issue that we disagree with in this scenario. It is a bit surprising that you missed this, because you seem too smart for that. Or perhaps you just want to pick a fight. Here is a better analogy: A person doesn't like the sound of page turning. Should the onus be on the random passengers beside him to preemptively ask whether them turning pages in their books will bother him? Of course not. But if the person beside him is aggressively turning pages at an obnoxiously loud level, is the anti-turner well within his rights to ask the person to stop? Of course.

The WW2 plane in the middle of the freeway caused me to be stuck on the freeway for about 4 hours when it usually took me about 45 minutes to get home. If I’m not mistaken this is the one that happened a couple years back in Southern California on the 101 Northbound.

@worldatmyfingertips7771

Жыл бұрын

Mein fuhrer!! the mission was kapuut!! Wir gott shotten down mein furher!!...THE KRIEG IS LOSTEN MEIN FURHER!!!!....XD XD XD XD

The snacks one is legendary tbh 😂😂😂

7:32 Finally, a spin-off to Snakes on a Plane!

@TylerPCoyne

2 жыл бұрын

Deadliest Catch: Airport edition

@Gielderst

2 жыл бұрын

Haha good one " Crabs on a plane " Then centipedes on a plane

@thefourshowflip

2 жыл бұрын

Well…we know someone caught crabs while on vacation 😁

@paulthompson3304

2 жыл бұрын

Crabs in re_claim.

@jamesb1988

4 ай бұрын

Crabs on a Carousel!

2:27 And this guy actually managed to get to the airport and on to the plane in one piece.

@keyloh9386

2 жыл бұрын

Some people should not be allowed to breed. He is one of them, along with his parents.

@larksky3714

2 жыл бұрын

my dog smarter than him

@fauxbitties

2 жыл бұрын

@@keyloh9386 God and Jesus love you

Come on. Who of us hasn't gone on an exotic vacation and came back with crabs?

Loved the patting of the window seal as it floated free at heaven-know-how-many thousand feet. There's confidence for you.

Dude spinning propeller about lost his arm. Looked like he forgot what he was doing.

@cubie3835

2 жыл бұрын

Probably turning the prop to inspect the blades. Left mags on and mixture rich. People have died this way.

@dwjoseph59

2 жыл бұрын

True

@verdantgrottobarbell5279

2 жыл бұрын

The propellers aren’t usually started that way. They’re spun to lubricate the piston chambers and camshaft. This is done pre-flight in order to prevent catastrophic engine failure. He spun them too quickly and most likely the engine was already hot. They can start this way just like a manual transmission on a car or bike.

@decodiazHD

2 жыл бұрын

@@verdantgrottobarbell5279 nowadays u can prime the engine other ways

@Darkk6969

2 жыл бұрын

@@decodiazHD Well this guy definitely "primed" his pants. lol

1:01 makes me think of "adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street and getting hit by a Plane" 🤣

3:01 that guy tho 😂

Plot twist: The dude who rage quit returned to work thr next day 😂

3:50 good thing grandpa wasnt in the car, his PTSD would kick in with that 😂

@tom6580

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that looked like a BF109 but I was like no freaking way lol 😅

@satanic_warmaster

2 жыл бұрын

I also thought it was a nazi plane 😂

Wow, that was a firey mess-of-Schmitt.

@depeltenburg6916

2 жыл бұрын

Hi dad -.-

@asphaltmilkshake4596

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was more a major Focke up.

@wesleywarsmith1113

2 жыл бұрын

Hehe Mess Her Schmitt

@bassmith448bassist5

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think that was a flaming yak.

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

Damn! The two previous puns😂😂😂😂😂 (Makes me wish I thought of one or both of them!! Pretty good!😂)

Thr guy getting his bag stuck in the carry on size checker....😂

I’m going on a flight soon.Thanks so much! :)) perfect to watch :D

Dad tells of stories when flying used to be glamorous. Now we have a jingle buses with wings

@FernieCanto

2 жыл бұрын

People realise that we fly so we can get from point A to point B, not to be "glamorous".

3:56 Some ww2 veteran saw that plane and must have thought he was back in the war so he shot it down lol.

@tcg1_qc

2 жыл бұрын

one that is still a nazi or is still fighting for imperial japan, that is

@amysinclair110

2 жыл бұрын

@@tcg1_qc isnt it a german plane, messerschmot or something

@tcg1_qc

2 жыл бұрын

@@amysinclair110 no, it's an American plane

@knutnorberg9670

2 жыл бұрын

@@tcg1_qc it's a german livery.

@tcg1_qc

2 жыл бұрын

@@knutnorberg9670 oh shit, I mixed up two clips. That one is in fact German, I thought you were talking about the one with the avenger landing on the sea

This video came in recommendation while I was sitting in airport. Great recommendation KZread 👍

Those crabs are like "come on guys let's go, we're here. The vacation starts now boys"

the man giggling at the crabs part was contagious.. that shi made me laugh XD 7:30

@whoisava45

2 жыл бұрын

Behehehe HEEeeE

No fun in being burnt out by your company. Power to him!

@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah.....That guy was NOT what one would call a "happy camper".

Aww,I felt bad for the one crab at the end. He was standing, facing the conveyer, with his claws up, wanting to get back on the ride.

1:20 Perfect example of Jetwash

Ava: sees plane coming her direction and beginning to crash Also Ava: runs directly into path of incoming plane

@hedkace

2 жыл бұрын

Based off the reaction of her mother and father it's no surprise that little Ava isn't too bright either.

@MediCali951

2 жыл бұрын

@@hedkace yea and he kept recording instead of running to help

That womens face with the feet on her arm rest was priceless. Had me rolling.

@dwjoseph59

2 жыл бұрын

Yep lol. I guess the lady behind her must've been real comfortable to take those shoes off & put those feet up like that on a plane.

@sarahmesser6056

2 жыл бұрын

Still not seeing any post about the woman drying underwear in front of a vent, I am so grossed out!

@dwjoseph59

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahmesser6056 that was crazy too, airing out those panties on a plane 😳😳😯😯

@mohmoony3918

2 жыл бұрын

@@dwjoseph59 Are we sure those were a ladies? Those were some ugly man feet.

@dwjoseph59

2 жыл бұрын

@@mohmoony3918 😳😳😯😯🤣🤣😂😂

4:29....XD XD XD ....that face....

Aaaaaand my fear of flying is heightened!

Imagine someone would took that sleeping guy, like "Its mine"

As a former Ramp Rat that spent many an hour in the belly of airliners loading bags, I can confirm that the bag handling is true. If you want your belongings to arrive safely, DO NOT write fragile on it. Its just French for "throw harder". Just figured I would share that nugget of wisdom. :)

@Pouncer9000

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think anybody harbours any illusions though? What I don't understand is having seen you do this heavy, thankless job is why do it sloppily, it just means you have to load the luggage twice?

@Clearlyclynn

2 жыл бұрын

What I want to know is why someone was allowed to bring live crabs and raw chicken on a flight. Crabs were hilarious. The chicken was nasty.

@whisdumbnowbitch7301

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@heathermillsphantomlimb9314

2 жыл бұрын

It’s EXACTLY like working for the Post Office. “This side up?” Challenge accepted. “Handle With Care?” I bet I can punt it into the bin on the other side of the warehouse.

@yianovich

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is if there's something actually fragile that actually needs to be handled carefully and a person doesn't have any other option why be a piece of shet and treat it poorly? If you're gonna do shet like that you don't deserve the job nor the money for it.

5:57 HELP MY BEDTIME REMINDER SOUND JUST PLAYED IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't think even Daniel Day-Lewis could reenact that "I'm not getting on that plane, I quit" scene with anywhere near as much rage as that guy.

3:20 in a nutshell... Zuko: Here for a rematch? Katara: Trust me Zuko, it's not going to be much of a match.

I feel like y'all was gonna upload this last week but you remembered what date it was

THE SECOND ONE GOT ME INTO HEAVEN😂😂😂😂

When you come back from vacation and everyone knows that you have crabs

3:40 they absolutely love their jobs!

Camera: exists The wind: A free camera? For me?! You shouldn't have...

the fact the person was on the wing of the plane😂

I Am Not Gonna Get On That Plane Adam!

Congratulations to everyone who found this comment so early. Have a great weekend and enjoy your time🔥🔥🔥🔥

7:27 sleep well 👍🏻

I just love this guy that didn’t go on a plane and quit. Man, just imagine what was happening in his company

@Suisfonia

2 жыл бұрын

Given that we lack any details on why he raged like that? I'd say him quitting is more than likely a blessing in disguise for the company, I sure as hell wouldn't want someone with such a temper working for me.

Me driving on the freeway:”is that a bf 109?”

It went from glamorous to to a hellish nightmare of zombies and idiots in 100 years. Well done humanity!

@terencejay8845

2 жыл бұрын

I am so pleased I'm done with air-travel now. I did OK in the 70s 80s and 90s and now I don't care if I never get on a plane again.

@johnc9546

2 жыл бұрын

@@terencejay8845 My sentiments exactly, at this point I am never getting on a commercial flight again.

As a pilot, most of these are just terrifying. Some of these aren't fails, they're aircraft in distress.

@taitjones6310

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, that yellow twin prop landing was a definite win. That was pretty incredible.

@kristenlandon796

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@cupyay7512

2 жыл бұрын

yes they are fails. something failed.

@Mars-fu8wb

2 жыл бұрын

Cupyay lol

8:15 Is…Is that a body? 😨 What’s the story behind that? Wtf?!

@DaFbiWantsToArrestYou

Жыл бұрын

I think that that thing that looks like a body is probably just a lot of things that were put on a way that it looks like a body If it is really a body I don’t even know how they let it go on an airplane 🤷‍♀️

@svscared

6 күн бұрын

​@@DaFbiWantsToArrestYouDefinitely looks like a body to me 🤷‍♂️

its the little pat he does on the broken window that got me.