Guy falls 3 stories, and his friends are like, get up, shake it off, surely you don’t need to be stay stationary in case you’ve got a fracture.

@AnthonyCurreri

Жыл бұрын

Came here to comment the same thing. I fell 14ft and fractured my spine. Lord knows what that guy had wrong.

@scrappydoo7887

Жыл бұрын

Dude that was bad. I fell ten feet flat on my back and couldn't breathe for shit for a minute and hurt all over for a week. That dude must have only been saved by the snow

@henrym5908

Жыл бұрын

Three incredibly foolish people. no fall protection on a slippery, snow-covered roof, and then they force the guy to stand up after such a fall??? if the fall didn't paralyze him their treatment might.

@grimhead1089

Жыл бұрын

Wouldnt know didnt see it..

@R13R13R13

Жыл бұрын

Russians are made of tougher stuff 💪🏻

4:05 something tells me this guy has hopped a few fences in his time! That was impressive.

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

@1jidion

Жыл бұрын

bruh, you aint lying, and he hopped it wet, which is even more impressive, he cleared it tho in no time flat

@HANKTHEDANKEST

Жыл бұрын

Dumbass in the car should be shot for his disgustingly pitiful driving abilities, but to DRIVE AWAY after munting the fence? *F L A Y H I M L I V I N G*

@jimmydimmy631

Жыл бұрын

Das war die Wut 😅 Man entwickelt Fähigkeiten, die man normal nicht hat.

@The__Outlaw

Жыл бұрын

Back in the 80's I could defy gravity like this feller. But today, I'd have better chance of running through the fence.

The little girl on the flamingo happened in Greece. Apparently the child had been under the supervision of her parents while playing in the sea with her father. A sudden turn of the wind became the cause for the inflatable to slip out of his hands and be swept away by the currents of the area. Immediately several people dived into the water to reach it, while attempts were made to reach it with another small boat, but these efforts proved futile and there was a risk that with one wrong move the little girl would be in the water, with a danger for her life. So the parents alerted the coastguard and immediately two ferry boats started the rescue effort.

@uwetheiss970

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the whole story. Bad things can happen. Glad that there are procedures for emergencies like this.

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

@benshearer1710

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment on this poor little thing I bet she was soo scared

@jessicaguarin3897

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately they never found any girl on a flamingo, but coincidentally they found a similar girl on a unicorn 5:29

@tranz2deep

Жыл бұрын

@@jessicaguarin3897 Be gentle, Jessica. I've just glad she was able to switch floats! (jk)

That guy falling that height was brutal. His workmates shouldn't have touched him. I can't believe they just ran over and dragged him to his feet.

@failarmy

Жыл бұрын

5 second rule.

@davepayne164

Жыл бұрын

@@failarmy were they planning to eat him then?

@sleepyhollow783

Жыл бұрын

@@davepayne164 Well, there are alleged food shortages...🍖🍜

@terencejay8845

Жыл бұрын

There's this odd instinct that dragging people to their feet somehow cures them. My brothers were bikers, and had Do Not Remove stickers on their helmets because well-meaning folk assisting crashed bikers would take off their helmets, causing further neck injuries, even paralysis.

@MrWolfSnack

Жыл бұрын

did you see the other guy slapping him on the back? "yeah yeah walk it off sport"

The dude dancing with the shark underwater XD That isn't a fail, tbh, that's just a win!

@MrStredders

Жыл бұрын

That is tonic immobility - the shark can’t actually breathe while it’s in that state.

@laurenmp7486

Жыл бұрын

Ditto the guy running across the frozen lake.

@sylvergraceling4500

Жыл бұрын

@@MrStredders If so, that's a shame. Looked like a nurse shark to me, though, and I'm pretty sure they can breathe on their own (not requiring movement) so I was giving it the benefit of the doubt.

@CFH50

Жыл бұрын

@@MrStredders Tonic immobility is when you touch their ampullae of lorenzini, that's a nurse shark which are the most nonaggressive sharks there are. Diver knew what he was doing.

@master_of_disaster6471

Жыл бұрын

One of the coolest things I've ever seen. The shark even looked like he was dancing right along with him 😆

The agility of the guy leaping over his fence x the noise of the chap falling off the horse 🐎 😳

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

@comdam

Жыл бұрын

i wanna know what happened next

@randylahey1822

Жыл бұрын

He put his foot on the middle part, he didn't jump the whole thing lol

Honestly the dragging of the child through the airport is such a familiar feeling.

@jbwarner8626

Жыл бұрын

Whether or not we want to admit it, we were all that kid once 😆

@thewatchersofthewood3530

Жыл бұрын

I was not only the kid but later the one dragging the kid. 😂

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

@adamb89

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm dragging 20-30 kids through an airport every day. It's so hard to keep up with the child slavery market these days.

@gladgreenidiot

Жыл бұрын

@@adamb89 What?

The guy vaulting the wood fence was impressive

@comdam

Жыл бұрын

but what happened next

@randylahey1822

Жыл бұрын

He put his foot on the middle part, he didn't jump the whole thing lol

@comdam

Жыл бұрын

@@randylahey1822 still clever

@showpavelraevsky4971

Жыл бұрын

Очень важно научиться никого не держать… Есть рядом хорошие люди - радуйся, нет рядом никого - отдыхай, переосмысливай жизнь❗

The car hitting the fence might have been a fail but the guy going over the top of it was an Olympic win.

@AtomBacon

Жыл бұрын

The fail was the driver who crashed into said fence.

@andregenter4213

10 ай бұрын

He used the wooden bar in the middle of the height…

I don't know, the one where the child and the adults get sucked under the water is the most terrifying one for me. Holy crap, what happened? Did they even survive that?

@hoodlum1107

Жыл бұрын

AFAIK they did survive, they were pulled in to a drain under a road and popped out the other side. It was a few years ago but I can't find any references

@ES-nq8uu

Жыл бұрын

It was a blocked storm drain and yes, both the kid and his Uncle were fine. They appeared down stream just a few seconds later with bumps and bruises.

@c2h7

Жыл бұрын

@@ES-nq8uu I still would have died of fear in those few seconds

@spacelemur7955

Жыл бұрын

Thank goodness we have a reflex for holding our breath.

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

4:50 cameraman of the year right here guys.

What's actually really funny is how the guy gets his towel from under the seal and moves on defeated.

@UlliStein

Жыл бұрын

Yes, who could say no to a cute creature like this

@blakefriel704

Жыл бұрын

Just to correct, that is a sea lion, not a seal. Seals do not walk on their flippers like that.

4:06 nice job lads, the driver was going to flee the scene

3:10 They absolutely got me there. Was thinking: This guy trying to pull that big tree down with that truck? Not happening. They got me good lol

Guy: falls three stories FailArmy: *No one was harmed*

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

@jayasmrmore3687

Жыл бұрын

But they didn’t say that, in fact I think they don’t do that anymore

@RisenVoid_RK

Жыл бұрын

@@number1fen dude. That's not snow. That's molten snow, a light ice layer. He could have broken his back falling from that height. I'm a medic, I know it. His spinal, his neck, his ribs, many other options. If he comes back to consciousness he will feel unbearable pain. Especially from the way his Co workers picked him up.

@hfva1234

Жыл бұрын

@@RisenVoid_RKR/wooosh

@tdeo2141

Жыл бұрын

@@RisenVoid_RK I don’t understand why they did that. Surely they should have some training explaining what to do after a co worker falls!

4:02 that man can REALLY jump! im a parkour athlete and i still cant jump like THAT!

@ZayeedBaksh

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@marvindebot3264

Жыл бұрын

No one destroyed your brand new fence.

@ThMindFdr

Жыл бұрын

If there wasn't a middle section to give him leverage then it was a good jump, also, you would be able to do it too when your property is being broke up...Trust me!!

@terencejay8845

Жыл бұрын

You have to shout 'Parkour!' while you're doing it.

@Blublu89

Жыл бұрын

Im not a parkour athlete and i can jump like that, feet on the middle of the fence. Maybe i can add a 360 or something as well

Gets terrified by seeing Bear on leash.. Woman : **speaks Russian** Me: Oh.. Nevermind..

@marvindebot3264

Жыл бұрын

LOl, yes

1:25 this is the cutest fail, what i seen ever

Everyone commenting how „awesome“ „wonderful“ and „cool“ it is… Most of These People nearly died wtf

@TransitionedToAShark

Жыл бұрын

Blah

@saulGooodman

Жыл бұрын

It's been 6 minute since the video was uploaded i never seen a single comment saying that imao

@marcels3531

Жыл бұрын

Most nearly died? You Drunk? On Meth? Fentanyl? I think you See a other Clip then the Rest of us🤦‍♂️

@pietervanderwalt1440

Жыл бұрын

But they didn't

5:15 that fish that came out of nowhere got me good lol

3:00 I swear this has to be one of the most bizarre shark moments I’ve ever seen! 😆😆😆

Holy hell, that's quite the fall from the roof

@Hirnlego999

Жыл бұрын

@@m-arky9864 Well, that's possible of course. Or they didn't want to film someone possibly dying. So what happened to those who got sucked in the depths of water?

@derweiwurstesser4593

Жыл бұрын

@@Hirnlego999 they are most likely dead.. that was strong suction under water. With luck it lead somewhere save in a couple of seconds.

@WontSeeReplies

Жыл бұрын

Terrible..horrible coworkers if this is real. His body language suggests he’s about to collapse as the video ends.

@oneworldaway9187

Жыл бұрын

@M-ARKY lol

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

3:41 That was pretty scary, I thought the whole floor was going to collapse!

@skylined5534

Жыл бұрын

What the hell was that anyway?! I think I'd be wanting to not be there after seeing that!

The guy sprinting across the frozen lake and the guy waltzing with the shark was really cool. But the small child drifting out to sea was frightening. It was a miracle that the cruise liner was there. That cute little turtle is a snapper. It can take your fingers clean off. 😵😵😵

@JustMe-vk4fn

Жыл бұрын

:D The shark looked like it was having fun too. :)

@richardmunday274

Жыл бұрын

Happened in Greece a few years ago. Lucky the parents and a lot of other beach goers saw it happening but the strong tide and wind the time made it very difficult for anyone to catch upto the kid. They radioed one of the many ferries that supply the islands and it was deemed the best option for them to pick the child up. Apparently she was fine, probably didnt go swimming in the ocean for a while.

@dusty4502

Жыл бұрын

@@richardmunday274 I remember when that happened. All in all it ended well. Could have been much worse

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

@nathanjones6638

Жыл бұрын

I have seen some good size alligator snappers here in Arkansas. Kind of hope to attract a giant specimen to dwell on the land here.

Most of these wouldn’t ordinarily be called fails, but near death experiences

The girl petting the snapping turtle thinking it was a huge cute tortoise.....FRIGGIN LUCKY!!!!!

@John_Fugazzi

Жыл бұрын

I've seen too many people in these kinds of videos who think animals are all sweet and cute.

@blue_jm

Жыл бұрын

One should touch turtles or tortoises in wild at all. They're stressed enough in urban environment and can easily die from stress if bothered.

@Scavenger82

Жыл бұрын

That looks like a common snapper (as opposed to an Alligator snapper), with a bite force of about 50 psi. Lucky she didn't lose a finger.

@tdeo2141

Жыл бұрын

@@Scavenger82 after a long period of rain, several of these guys came out in numbers at the campgrounds we were at. One big one decided to park itself at the entrance of out tabin. We had to call the staff as the thing looked anything but friendly 😜

6:09 okay, but what the hell happened and are those boys okay?!

@teeper2464

Жыл бұрын

i wanna know what happen

@Einherjar_17

Жыл бұрын

It was a pipe, so they popped out the other side. They stopped the video on here, before showing the part where they got out. Still terrifying.

@bennypit4411

Жыл бұрын

They were cleaning out a clogged drain pipe, when the blockage was removed the suction pressure pulled them in. Why a small child was right around the opening of the pipe is beyond me. As for what happen I have no clue, depending on length and width of pipe the small child could've just been pushed thru and spit out at the end alive(scared 5hitless but alive). The big guy tho..... that would take a pretty wide pipe, it's very possible he could've drown. Have you ever put your hand over a small drain in a swimming pool... you can feel the suction holding your hand, now times that force by a 1,000, someone getting sucked down against that pipe would be very hard to pull off even if they didn't get wedged inside the pipe itself.

@christopherhansford6876

Жыл бұрын

Had the same question. Thanks for clarifying. Almost looked like he’d been dragged down by some swamp monster.

@pareotrem

Жыл бұрын

​@@Einherjar_17 Holy shit! Where was it???

7:23 amazing he can hold the phone when he passes out.

@centurion7744

Жыл бұрын

Some coasters have a spot where you can put your phone.

Meanwhile in Russia 4:40 - Bear on an ice

Surely this is by far best episode of the year

The first one of the glacier rolling over is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.

@AtheistOrphan

Жыл бұрын

Iceberg right ahead!

@HANKTHEDANKEST

Жыл бұрын

"Let's climb this iceberg, what could go wrong??" - Dummies, moments before something went wrong

@daveconvoy5793

Жыл бұрын

Yes that’s right, it’s an iceberg

@joe125ful

Жыл бұрын

Lol you not see many dangerous things right?...to me its awarange.

@Blublu89

Жыл бұрын

Adventurer called Mike Horn, chek it, he does some really impressive expedition

01:15... That was total WIN. lol

Best compilation I've seen in months, good job!

5:30 Dear Christ, but that is horrifying. I couldn't possibly imagine how terrifying it must have been for that child to be that far from shore. Even if the shore line in the distance is not where she came from and there is a much closer beach behind the cameraman. If a child is far enough from shore that a gigantic fuckoff ferry can pick her up, then that is too fucking far.

@scottmcshannon6821

Жыл бұрын

child may never have noticed.

@Patrick3183

Жыл бұрын

You’re not supposed to use pool toys in the sea for this exact reason

@EBTS-3

Жыл бұрын

@@Patrick3183 Right ? WTF😡 "Oh its only the ocean dear we can let her float adrift for a bit, even if I'm not a good swimmer the lifeguard well get em" why risk that at all !!!!

@maartendetemmerman393

Жыл бұрын

if that ferry didn't catch her she would probably have died. once the kid gets tired and slips off the toy she would most likely drown. even if he its a giant white toy it might not be easy to find in open waters if you don't know where to look. they could have been looking for her on the beach for all we know if he they allready noticed she was gonne at all.

@GeorgeDPiu

Жыл бұрын

It happened in Greece (Corinthian Gulf), the child was drifted from the shore and the coast guard was called. The ferry found her and saved her. There are strong currents where she was found.

These are entertaining and all (for some people) but holy crap these “fails” would have ended really badly

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

@LilPersey

Жыл бұрын

1 did if u really gave attention

@10HW

Жыл бұрын

I think the person running this channel is a bit sadistic

@ferociousgumby

Жыл бұрын

The thing is, I've seen some of these where every couple of seconds "NO ONE WAS HURT" flashes on the screen, but in this one it's obvious people are being hurt in most of them. So what's up with that?

Cant believe no one talking about 6:07

@Zilege

Жыл бұрын

Apparently they were sucked into a drain. They survived though it seems.

@ronburgundy2383

Жыл бұрын

@@Zilege how come ?

@100GTAGUY

Жыл бұрын

Bro where did you get that emoji? Never seen it on Android or ios lol ヽ(｀ω´)ﾉ

@imqr

Жыл бұрын

@@100GTAGUY it's on PC only, youtube's own take on emotes

That truck with the tree at 3:09 was hilarious... we all expected it to go one way... but nope...

@troye.1309

Жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself. As soon as she said "it's goin'" and the line was STILL loose I knew it was BS.

That girl looked at her hand like she had some secret hidden power after chopping that board😂

4:05 that man was not letting him escape 😂

@salaljaan9118

Жыл бұрын

Jduu

That squirrel has watched too much Top Gun, "I'll hit the brakes and he'll fly right by"

2:33 well you did ask to look at that tyre. It gave you a close up

@jamesryan4367

3 ай бұрын

Goodyear Wrangler DuraTrac

The guy dancing with the shark was brilliant 🎉😂

I'm going to talk about that daredevil squirrel 🐿️😂😎. Some say the hawk is still trying to find his brake pedal 😂

6:10 a group of men and boy are attempting to unblock the drain near their town in Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. But the boy is quickly sucked into the storm drain with his uncle following soon behind, disappearing from view. Few moments later the boy and his uncle reappear completely fine !!

@rishabhkalia3304

Жыл бұрын

got any links to that story ?

@marekzegk3819

Жыл бұрын

what?!

3:52 the way he hopped that fence

@scottmcshannon6821

Жыл бұрын

the driver was definitely leaving the scene, but wasnt up to running over 2 people? not up to murder, just wanton destruction?

When I’m bored, I just watch your videos! 😂❤️

5:22 The random fish killed me lol

@Gh05t00

Жыл бұрын

Where in the world did it even come from?! haha

The biggest fail in this video is cameraman @ 4:48. You had one job there buddy..

5:00 a nice pat on the back, walk it off

The sea lion was awesome 😂

@goochI034

Жыл бұрын

Sea lion

@craiggyb

Жыл бұрын

@@goochI034 cheers 😂😎

0:58 Herbert the pervert's dog😂

The truck dragging the flower pot cracked me up!

0:34 that rider of the moped was so lucky not to get hit by that lorry

Not going to lie. The truck pulling out the tree at 3:09 had me

@ayukebot4272

Жыл бұрын

That got me too. i simulated the outcome of pulling a tree that big. saw the truck damaging its entire back.

0:13 Death: Who is it that flashes by my door? !😶

7:06 that was the clip I didn't know I needed to see. LOL.

00:00 If you didn't think we'd believe two guys on a tiny floating piece of ice was gonna fail, *you were wrong.* 🤷🤷‍♂🤷‍♀

@diabiorookie4146

Жыл бұрын

"Tiny"

6:17 umm lady.... that is not a big ole tortoise... that is one of them angry turtles.... XD

@imthethevillainofyourstory2670

Жыл бұрын

A snappin turtle

The first clip with the huge iceberg could go terribly wrong. They should be thankful that they’re still alive.

@SibrenFetter

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, what an enormously stupid idea.

@royt9227

Жыл бұрын

@@SibrenFetter It's their job. The Japanese towing the most blue iceberg they can find for drinking water.

@vrocher93

Жыл бұрын

It was Mike Horn and a friend

5:05 Love it! The guy’s just had enough of his kid’s crap. “Just get in the car.”

0:43, man, that was bananas!

This is why we watch FA. No icy stairs, no broken trampolines. This is the real deal!

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

@ninam8089

Жыл бұрын

💯

@agwheeler2000

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah, slipping on ice stairs is definitely the most unfunny category of clip. You know it's a slow week when then pack like 5 of them into the same video.

5:18 what?!! 😭😭😭😭

@Zilege

Жыл бұрын

My guess is it was probably a pelican. 😅😂

@Bloodmonsters746

Жыл бұрын

🐟

@Silver_Swan_MK2

Жыл бұрын

So i am not the only one who throws a raw fish in minecraft

4:07 damn dude's got skills

the guy who hopped the fence, damn thats impressive.

Classic dad move dragging the kid through the airport!

The scuba diver dancing with the shark is probably the funniest thing I've seen in years.

the guy looking at his phone 🤣🤣🤣,also the quy waking up is very funny

Holy flip!! These were incredibly funny and scary at the same time!!

4:03 Dalnmmm!!! What a fence hopper!! Impressive 😂🤣👌🏽

6:08 How is it possible no one died?! This is terrifying

@ItsDobbs

Жыл бұрын

It was a pipe, so they popped out the other side. They stopped the video on here, before showing the part where they got out. Still terrifying.

@theeater1756

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsDobbs Thanks for the update. That was headed straight for my nightmare reel tonight.

@topeleven3d

11 ай бұрын

​@@ItsDobbs how do you know? Think that is river hole without end

0:29 this man…quick on his feet is an understatement. Edit: add 7:37

@1stroudm

Жыл бұрын

7:37 looks staged to me

@Sciguy95

Жыл бұрын

@@1stroudm it's the way he pauses to look first, he didn't just immediately jump out of the way.

I was so happy to see that dog get up and walk, so happy

1:28 proof that "they're more afraid of you than you are of them" is not always true.

The slightest little noise when the baby duck pooped was adorable 🤣 🤷‍♀️

6:48 got me dying.. ROFL

@enderblazex2718

Жыл бұрын

*"be bom be" splatt*

1:03 first my eyes get teary then I m swearing 😂

1:09 you had plenty of time to slowdown

@redandblue1013

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was idiotic

7:27 the big baby man calling for his mama just before he passes out ! LMAO

@wfmfails

Жыл бұрын

Have a nice day!

Kid straight up made the mario dying sound when he got sucked into that water.

@skylerwalker7630

Жыл бұрын

It’sa me amario

You film a guy falling off a three story building, and the only thing you don’t actually film is the guy falling off a three story building 😂😂

@jinglemyberries866

Жыл бұрын

If you're convinced that you're about to watch someone die, is catching it perfectly in frame on video your first thought?

@100GTAGUY

Жыл бұрын

@@jinglemyberries866 a good camera man thinks about the shot first, and then attempts to help afterwards.

@UlliStein

Жыл бұрын

Of course the person with the camera is shocked to see this, that was not expected.

*_Wow, combo of people being in the right place at the right time and good-hearted people_* I LIKE YOU, I LOVE YOU

Loved the sea dog... didn't care for the poor bear.

I’m more surprised of the parkour skills than what an idiot the drive was 3:57

06:10 WTF!!!! What the hell did they dig up there?

@siral2000

Жыл бұрын

Storm drain, luckily the outlet was 20 feet away and big enough to pass through so no one died.

The dude dancing with the shark is legend and the shark seemed to be enjoying it to😂❤

The shark dancing with that guy was great.

1:30 Why his spot though? 😄

A lot of these aren't even fails. Like people almost getting hit by a car. It'd be a fail if they got hit.

That deer one was so chaotic! 😅

NEVER do what the roof rakers or whatever their profession did, picking someone up after faling 2 stories is a terrible idea, you don't know if their spine is broken, and if it is, moving them will worsen the injury and possibly paralyze them

@skylined5534

Жыл бұрын

Nah blin, get them up, shake them about and give them more mother's milk ie vodka! 😂 Seriously though, I cringed into myself when they just yanked him him and started roughly patting his back!

@jasonmccain9544

Жыл бұрын

@@skylined5534 no kidding!

9:42 that fifth wheel has been around since the 60’s, the reason you don’t see it very much is the wheel and motor to raise and lower it took up all the trunk room, second, the early versions could have a malfunction and cause the wheel to lower while you were driving, potentially causing an accident

@dnevita

Жыл бұрын

I came here wonder how that car do that. Thanks for your help! :)

@skylined5534

Жыл бұрын

Never seen that before! I guess a manual isolation lockout would stop accidental deployment backed up by a secondary relay lockout linked to oil pressure output so if the engine is running no power to the wheel system. Lots of additional weight and luggage room gone though as you say!

4:45 **No one was harmed**

The truck pulling out the tree was funny.

8:28 the lettering on the wall says 합기도(hab'gi'do), which is a form of self-defense in martial arts. Source: almost 12 years of Taekwondo training.

My oh my. This compilation is next level.

6:36 RIP EGGS 2023

The pat on the back after that dude fell 3 stories had me laughin laughin

@skylined5534

Жыл бұрын

Drink this vodka, comrade, it fix all wimpy broken bones and spinal fracture!

5:17 lets you know you're a completely jaded FailArmy viewer when you expect something utterly catastrophic. Then you get a fish. Well played, FA... well played.

@CloneBiker

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure a hawk or some big bird must have dropped it

0:52 LOLOLOLOLOL