Possibly the finest commentary known to man

@j.james-88

3 жыл бұрын

AWE dude AWE man WOW I mean WOW I like just can't BELIVE IT. AWE man WOW NOooo Way DUDE I just can't... WOW I didn't even see that. No Way. Just like DUDE WOW. No WAY WOWWW. Worst commentary in existence known to all forms of life.

@TERoss-jk9ny

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.james-88: You forgot the 20+ “oh my God”! That got old FAST!

@computerbob06

3 жыл бұрын

So, all women on the planet, know of better do they?

@td2691

3 жыл бұрын

@@computerbob06 could you translate that to English please, not got a clue.

@partylee007

3 жыл бұрын

Aw.... Dude...!

He might be the first person that actually lost his guns in a boating accident

@21psd

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@chrisyoung1478

3 жыл бұрын

Except the Army, which loses them all the time.

@TERoss-jk9ny

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisyoung1478: HA! Now that’s funny!!

@saltymotolbc6003

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA - FACTS!

@oldmarine312

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw the AR decal, that's exactly what I thought

Don’t own a boat, don’t live in Florida, but love watching your videos. WAAAAIIIT FOR IT.

I've been to the ramp.1,000's of times. The one time I screw up, Alfred films it.- Everyone at Black point.

@skeetermcswagger0U812

2 жыл бұрын

That wasn't your truck was it bro?

@scottvaughn9565

2 жыл бұрын

Come on was it your truck?

i love the cop telling the wrecker operator what to do. "uhh yeah dude, you do your meter maid thing and I'll do my thing."

@Bubbles99718

3 жыл бұрын

and they blew the job so maybe they shoulda listened

@Federal.Bureau.of.Igotchya.

2 жыл бұрын

The police guy was a diver, so he was probably telling the tow guy that he needs to put a line on the other side so it wouldn’t go straight at the dock

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

The Police have the say over what the Tow guy does. The Tow operator is on the Bottom of the list.

@jimvanbrocklin2060

Ай бұрын

Right on brother!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was waiting to see Fred jump out of the truck when they opened the door.

I can’t believe they don’t cut traction groves into the concrete of this ramp . I’ve been around and this is by far the slickest boat ramp I’ve ever seen.

@m118lr

Жыл бұрын

.THERE ARE GROOVES in the concrete..it’s high tide.

@GeorgeBonez

Жыл бұрын

@@m118lr Then why is SO SLICK??? This ramp has busted more butts than Ron Jeremy!

@DP-ih6nt

Жыл бұрын

Looks like they are very steep ramps.

@blegend9351

Жыл бұрын

Marine algea is slippery

@davidturner6509

Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe the number of people who pull a really big boat with a really small vehicle.

The second time I launched my boat was at Black Point on a Columbus Day weekend. I get out of my truck, walk to the trailer, and WHAP! Fell on my ass. Of course, I shoot right up and look back at the folks sitting on the grass just to east of the docks in their lawn chairs with coolers at their side. Not half a minute later, as I proceed to launch, I hear a commotion behind me as the guys in the next slip try to push back their truck as it slips into the drink. I feel like they did it just to easy my embarrassment. It worked. Thank guys!

Thank you for your videos! Sitting here with popcorn, watching the Chit Show.

Somewhere below the low water line on the boat ramp is a lip. When they pulled the trunk up, judging by the water movement, the wheel caught on that lip. This resulted in damage to the right front wheel and suspension. Since it was fully submerged, insurance will total it out.

Damnit Alfred! You had one job!!! How could you miss that?!

“Slightly water damage, comes with four brand new after market wheels big tires”

@davelowesky8054

3 жыл бұрын

“My wife left the windows down during a storm... nothing major”

@MrEd-hg3wy

3 жыл бұрын

Truck is like new...has been fully detailed and deep rinsed in and out.

@46CJ2aFlatty

2 жыл бұрын

Slightly flat-spotted tires...

You nailed it when you said” all you do is sit in the trees and film and make fun, and you sit at home watching it! I get your commentary, you are having fun! And props to the Cop dawning the gloves and helping the tow truck operator! What a Chit Show 😂

@troystewart7730

2 жыл бұрын

Wait is the hiding in trees outside a sorority - like belushi- or at the docks ? Lol

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

@@troystewart7730 Well think about it, in a way we all are ! :)

Love you’re videos ! I’m a homebound young granny. And love you’re effort to show us awesome situations 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 love from the Netherlands

THIS is why I watch the chit show!

Lmao the screeching at the end was icing on the cake

@jimmarshall5453

2 жыл бұрын

A,K.A. Insult to injury. The police divers and tow truck should sue themselves.

This show is a star in the making . Salud

Awsome . I own a 12 ft tinner and i feel the pressure all three times ive docked. Love your work. THE CHIT SHOW!

It's the new Dodge Hydra Ram. New for 2021!

You absolutely correct, that why I watch you!!!! I'm laughing!!!!

Love you Alfred and Fred the gator. May you both live long and prosper. BADA BING BADA BOOM.

that diver chained the wheel! it broke the tie rod and ball joints... the truck has tow hooks but its totaled anyways

@tonyn.4663

3 жыл бұрын

Some truck doesn't have it. It happen to my Ford f150 got stuck in deep mud on the beach they have to tied it to the wheel.

@johnswigler6512

3 жыл бұрын

Those Rams have hooks

@alexcassie6188

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnswigler6512 No, they are not standard. They come with some option packages or as an accessory. My 1500 does not have them.

@accordino86

3 жыл бұрын

the hooks are not designed to pull that kind of weight they are cast ive had them break simply loading one onto a flatbed

@alexcassie6188

3 жыл бұрын

@@accordino86 Do you hook to both at the same time? Are you dragging it on the tires or do you pop the neutral release for the 8-sp? From the OEM part description "Tow Hooks are rated with a towing capacity up to 5,500 pounds or 1.5 times the vehicles GVWR (depending on vehicle)."

My wife and I love your videos....keep them coming. Merry Christmas stay safe.

Hahahaha Alfred " ur hating but ur still watching." Lmao. Thx for that chuckle.

Love the videos dude! God bless all the boaters that make the Chit-Show a success!

No one should hate you, this is great educational material. You are doing a service to those of us that get out there with the crazies' that are out there pretending they know what they're doing.

@TruckingTendencies

Жыл бұрын

281k subs he’s doin some right.

Wow, classic! Epic footage

I'm laughing at your commentary! You rock! Subscribed!

Excellent capture, Alfred! See now, this is what we're talkin about! AND Why we watch the Chit show!!! Only The good stuff, new vehicles going for a swim!

We don’t hate you! We love you. Thanks for the videos. Just be careful with Fred.

Damn it you missed the greatest chit shot of the truck going in.

@gilbertfranklin1537

3 жыл бұрын

Bryan - we need to start calling him Alfred "Miss-It" Montaner! He's always goofing off somewhere when the action happens... 🤣

@marcdupuis8810

3 жыл бұрын

Hé was shooting the candy instead of truck lol

First time I watched your channel I love it thank you for everything.

Oh look. He's got a "steal my gun" sticker in the back window too! Cool!

Love your vids ur freaking hilarious bro, love Fred the croc. Keep up the great work!! Wait for it heres the money shot blahahaha

Nominated for the Bro award for using the most bro's in one sentence! I think the commentary makes these videos!

Montaner you right on. Boat ramps are a blast! At Grand lake in Oklahoma!

Still watching 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love your channel!!

I love this chit , I seen this happen one time , I’m sitting here in Michigan 8 degrees here, drinking a beer watching Fred 🍺👀🇺🇸

@shanewells9067

3 жыл бұрын

You in Michigan watching the chir

#1 Ramp is wet and more slippery at low tide. #2... guy forgets to untie wench strap from boat and tries to back off trailer and pulls truck down into water enough that it started floating!

@MrReedhopper

3 жыл бұрын

Usually people forget that putting their car in park only holds the transmission. Which can fail fairly easy. Use your parking brake people!

@rickgheer2376

2 жыл бұрын

That is true but keep in mind the parking brake only holds the rear wheels. If they are sitting in the water on a slick ramp it could still slide in. You should always have someone inside the vehicle holding the brake down or if by myself I wedge aboard between the seat and the brake pedal

I was thinking of turning the wheel the SECOND of reaching the truck underwater. Why they didn't know that I'll never know. The keys are still in the ignition eirh the key turned on. Simply take it out if gear, park or whatever. TURN THE WHEEL!! GOOD call Chit Show, commentator, ALFRED THE GREAT!!

Dude, this is quality family entertainment! Lol

I know you missed the truck going in but what perfect timing to see it coming out

Note… Brake rotors/discs will swell with heat when you drive then if you stop and your vehicles in neutral and you put your parking brake as it cools the disks/rotors can change size when they cool and a vehicle slide right into the water I’ve seen it happen many times

@rm4po4

11 ай бұрын

That is a very interesting comment. I didn't consider that.

I love your videos and wish I lived closer as my favorite thing in the world is to watch people launching and retreaving boats

Watching from NY. Love the Chit Show

"And that's why I do it, dammit." 😂🤙

Alfred Bro. First off. God bless you and your family!!! Merry Christmas. Thank you for an unforgettable season. The ramps will slow down a bit here for a couple months then they will heat up again. Your channel grew a great deal this year and should be hitting 100G spot real soon. Thanks for helping me cut the cord and almost go straight KZread for my entertainment. Long live the King of Haulover.

@AlfredMontaner

3 жыл бұрын

Your the man Chris

Watching your tug boat video with you and your son you are the best Dad the kid could have

Alfred, I first saw you on that pontoon boat ride...you're funny as hell !! I've been hooked ever since ! "" O yay como vah ! ""

Dude, you film some hilarious stuff. Keep up the good work.

Hey bro, you keep doing what you do. I love it, watching fools screw up.

"And you sit and home and watch every bit of it"..... hahahahaha

Blackpoint is one thing in South Florida I miss after moving to NC. Spent a few days sitting with friends with a cooler of beer for the "Chit Show" -but at least there is always your channel on KZread!

I love how you need a certified diver to put J Hook 5 ft underwater....lol

@RustyZipper

3 жыл бұрын

💰

@carlyletitus

3 жыл бұрын

Would you want to do it with the gator that's always hanging around? Yell around the ramp. "Anyone want $20.00 to put this hook on and be responsible? "

@ernk75

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlyletitus exactly lol.

@NeverEnoughPyro40

3 жыл бұрын

What is the trailer disconnected from the truck, Who knows where the trailer could end up! Are you going to swim out there and keep surfacing every 30 seconds for air! You always have to plan for the unexpected! But because you have no experience you can’t see that far ahead! Also that truck was definitely more than 5 feet under!

@jimmartin7881

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlyletitus Yeah because the gator knows the difference between a certified diver or a guy without all that unnecessary gear. What's the police diver gonna do, shoot the croc?

I feel so bad for that dude, not only is his $30k truck totalled, he going to have to pay for all the towing, the diver, he's probably going to get a pretty stiff ticket... Jesus, I'm hugging my wallet as I'm typing this!

@rm4po4

11 ай бұрын

I think most response costs are not passed on like that, unless it's blatant negligence. In this case it looks like an accident.

@billbic2844

11 ай бұрын

close to $60,000 to replace.

@jessicacolegrove4152

10 ай бұрын

Truck prices today he will need $80k to replace that truck

Love to watch this channel. I can relate I live on a lake and it is crazy chit.✌

The "lip reading" at the beginning was hilarious 😂

I watched Milo's adventures and just found your Chit Show. I like it very much. Thank you for your time out. I grew up in Marathon and use to watch this when I was a kid live. So I remember the crazy stuff at boat ramps.

Never back up past the point of no return on a boat ramp, especially if your truck lacks 4x4, which is often the case with pickup trucks in FL. Those boat ramps are slick and the rear wheels might as well be spinning on grease once they're far enough in the water. Tragic for the truck and the owner...the truck was likely a total loss.

@kyledavis4890

Жыл бұрын

The unscrupulous of the used car world will end up with their hands on the truck and sell it for forty to fifty thousand...

Oh Ma Gosh Alfred You Make my days Tha best with your comments while you Recorded Eres el mejor siga Grabando Entretiene

Good job -people need to see this so that when they go to launch and have never done it at least they’ll have an inkling of what it take to do the launch safely-the secret is to take your time and plan things out before hand

Dude in the Black Tundra needs some air bags in the rear of his truck, definitely unsafe towing like that...

@h2oobsession142

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah .. thought same thing when I saw Tundra. Then again .. people have that stupid Carolina lean when they purposefully raise front and not the back.

@1970gregg

3 жыл бұрын

Every Tundra I see pulling a trailer looks like that

@junkman2758

3 жыл бұрын

Ram not tundraa

@mclark2330

3 жыл бұрын

@@junkman2758 I’m referring to the black truck passing in front of the wrecker pulling the boat not the truck in the water..

@sergio8872

3 жыл бұрын

@@h2oobsession142 I’m from South Carolina and damn that truck thing they do here is just the ugliest I’ve seen done to a truck 😂

Thanks for sharing the video.

@firedawg7495

3 жыл бұрын

friend of mine lost his SUV out on the ice in Tawas bay years ago. He got a new one in 1 week from his insurance so....

@morgansaxby4161

3 жыл бұрын

it is covered

@BenGrilling

3 жыл бұрын

@@firedawg7495 thanks, for letting me know. I guess, the person that told me this years ago was wrong.

Best fishing video ever

Insurance has a deductible that he will have to pay. That’s a bummer losing his truck though. TY for the video. Oh it’s a Ram, roll it back in. Lol

What do you google to get that? Tow truck with scuba diver service ? Now THATS reality tv ! 🤣

I watch these types of videos to learn from other peoples' mistakes.

The owner of that boat and truck under the water must be so proud

I’m not hating it. Just the opposite, I’m loving it. You are an asset to this community. It’s amazing what’s lurking just under the surface.

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Fred the croc ! :)

It's sad that we find other people's misfortune being comical. But then again, I've had people laugh at my misfortune. So screw it!

@wilschober3848

3 жыл бұрын

Prolly an insurance job anyway.

@damonjohns1689

3 жыл бұрын

Stupid people give us something to laugh at. Like druggies, alcoholics, most homeless, and Biden supporters, it is a personal choice to be a fool.

@thatdodgeguy6019

3 жыл бұрын

@@wilschober3848 yeah an insurance job. Reckon they broke the front wheel like that too?

@Liveaction13

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody is laughing at the guy for losing his truck. We are laughing because it could have been anyone but it just so happened to be him that day

@banjopete

3 жыл бұрын

Shadenfreude, a German word for it, naturally.

As a guy that also trailers his boat, I feel awful for this guy that lost his truck.

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

Chit happens :(

That WAS a nice looking truck for a dodge.....I'm a Chevy Silverado or GMC guy. Hope your insurance is good. Love your videos Alfred! Gives me a little refresher of what not to do at the ramp here. I live in Wisconsin though. Glad fred didn't show up for an easy meal.

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

Sir, A Chevy truck and a GMC truck are assembled on the same assembly line !!!

That's funny as Chit! Best part is that it's a Dodge :)

Diver had no desire to keep that guys truck intact. Just wrapped the cable at the worst possible point for simplicity. Done so much damage 😢

Alfred, Why not put the boat on the trailer? At least you get your boat out of the water. Great job as usual!

@brandy5217

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Boat has to go home some how. Double whammy.

@RockThisTown2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandy5217 Boat may be an orphan now 😢 😢😢😢

@jamesglavich1426

3 жыл бұрын

"Chris" Maybe someone will think about that and leave the trailer for one of his buddies to come get the boat.

New world record of saying "Bro" 17,428 times in 16 minutes and 44 seconds. Pretty impressive!

This is more fun than the teasing monkeys video.

@8:50 you can see the driver's side front tire turning, so I don't think the transmission was in 4wd. Not being in 4wd is how the truck got into the water, but I'm not sure how the right front wheel got destroyed like that. It's possible it caught on a piling on the way into the water, but it's more likely that it was hung up on something and the tow truck caused the damage.

@_Exploits

2 жыл бұрын

They winched it from the god damn wheels that’s how

the chain was put around the wheel suspension, the vehicle weight and water plus water resistance is much heavier than the suspension can withstand, so everything is broken out, normally are both sides to use, but the truck was so or so totaled

@bertlbarm4374

Жыл бұрын

@Nomen Clature Its weight minus the weight of water it displaces plus the weight of water it displaces when the chain is pulled is a simple and logical calculation

@bertlbarm4374

Жыл бұрын

@Nomen Clature according to this logic, ships would not float

love what you do ,but it makes me want a boat again. Hi from New York

Love how the tow truck pulls the PU with all the wheels locked up..

I’m on the boat at the left side of the sunken truck seen at the end of the video with my son .... when we got to the ramp the truck was still underwater ! Seen that in real-time really teaches you to be extra careful at the ramp ! Specially black point that is a little steep and slippery during low tide !

@Jtruthd

3 жыл бұрын

Would 4wd keep the front wheels from rolling down?

@romancamarena

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jtruthd definitely it will help a lot ... I pull my 23ft walkaround with an SUV Atlas 2019 that is 2WD (front traction) and only when the tide is too low I experience some slips pulling out... I definitely don’t feel 100% safe with a 2WD

4:50 A hummer and a bummer in the same frame. :)

You're video's are SICK awesome.

Wow, that ending. What a drag!

He might have forgotten to unhook the chain from the trailer up front as to why the trailer was under the boat at the start. He must have started the boat and put it in reverse thinking he was getting off the trailer, but instead dragged the truck off the ramp and floated to the corner where you first saw him.

@Bubbles99718

3 жыл бұрын

Blowing a transmission line could do it to

@matthewmesser5812

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@adamtedder1012

3 жыл бұрын

It's why I always float the boat away from the trailer before I pull out. My truck is lifted and 4x4 so I don't mind getting it way in there to let it float off. Additionally I got a trailer that is for a larger boat and modified it for mine because the larger trailer has a longer tongue so I can put it much farther in before my back tires even get close.

For sale on Craigslist : One truck ... Bent axel...runs great.

@johnnymckee8135

3 жыл бұрын

Clean title

@bgpimpin78

3 жыл бұрын

Freshly cleaned interior

@itsmehi4507

3 жыл бұрын

Deep cleaned interior

@ITeachRick

3 жыл бұрын

@Rea Zzz The newest green model, runs on salt water!

@fantomenace302

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

That truck is coming to facebook marketplace soon.

Screw the haters Alfred. This is educational and probably saves a lot of people from making the same the mistakes and possibly saves lives.

That is what insurance is for LOL

@DanTheManIOM

3 жыл бұрын

IDK, my neighbor was late for work, hit the garage door button to open and backed into his own Jaguar and his agent said, we don't cover stupid ! Think it was 2500 or so to fix it...

DIMELO Fredito, que volàa asere, we missed you...Happy Holidays!

So sad . What an adorable little truck.

Love the commentary bro. And that diver hooked that truck up wrong and ripped the front end out

I’ve seen this happen once in Ft Laud. There was a two foot drop off at the end of the ramp like an underwater sea wall. So it wasn’t a smooth pull. The vehicle got tore up getting pulled over the ledge.

Where's Fred? In the back seat!

Excellent video

As a wrecker operator, I can tell you that the diver hooked onto the wrong part on the suspension and Bent that up when he was pulling on it. It’s pretty sad because there are tow hooks sticking out of the front bumper that he could’ve used.

Always, always, always bring 2 good wheel chocks to the boat ramp and use them behind your rear axle wheels to avoid drowning your vehicle and getting hit with a huge recover/tow bill. PS: Trailers with rollers and an electric winch is 100 times better than float-on bunk trailers.

@caseymoto

Жыл бұрын

so if you had wheel chocks, you would place them behind the rear wheels when truck is backed up, aren't the rear wheels somewhat submerged though? or use chocks on front wheels?... and what makes the electric winch/rollers a better option? thanks

@drgoutbreak7934

Жыл бұрын

@@caseymoto i was thinking the same thing if anything you would do the front tires and for the winch i would imagine it would be so you dont have to be as far back when loading if you have rollers and a winch you hook up to the bow hook and pull onto trailer

@mcmuskie2563

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t be chocking my tires, that’s ridiculous. I’d change to a different dock if it’s that bad !

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

@@mcmuskie2563 At Black Point, it is that bad at low tide !

Being completely submerged in salt water for an hour might have done some damage to engine and or electrical wires, let it dry out for awhile in the sun before trying to start it, it also looks like they might have to change the front tire before driving home. I also liked the way the tow truck guy dragged it sideways instead of straight out seemed a genius move.

@edelmantoamendola

Жыл бұрын

Lol might have to change the front tire? The axle snapped.

@keithscudder7136

Жыл бұрын

@@edelmantoamendola On that Truck there wasn't any axle in the front, a front suspension was there until the Tow Truck ripped it out.

@canalesivany

Жыл бұрын

1 one inside salt water is enough to damage wires

@geodes4762

Жыл бұрын

The truck is a total loss! Salt water in the floorboards is enough to compromise the entire electrical system. Many vehicles with much less water intrusion than this were totaled after Hurricane Ian. With CARFAX and other safeguards in place this will be tough to sell as anything other than a salvage titled vehicle. Many thousands of these after Ian!

Oh man, bad luck but funny af!! I would be watching too!!! lol