What would you do if you were Brendon??

@EddieTristes

5 ай бұрын

Early :)

@nathanguzmantorregrosa5744

5 ай бұрын

This is so random. Did this happen to you one time? Like dude I’m scrolling KZread and this comes up.

@loppivoid9905

5 ай бұрын

man, if the universe calls for it I will answer!

@diegodelamacorra8901

5 ай бұрын

Accept my fate

@sebastianbean8226

5 ай бұрын

Keep mindlessly watching random vids on KZread

I love how it went from normal comedy to cosmic horror lol

@cyan_god

5 ай бұрын

Back to comedy

@XeroFailGames

5 ай бұрын

And kinda self gay lol

@MusicboiT2005

5 ай бұрын

As one does 🗿

@idk15432

5 ай бұрын

There's a movie with this premise lol

@rooskrist7870

5 ай бұрын

The first soundtrack in the video was from the Thing m9vie. It kinda fits

Andrew accidentally put a hole in his wall, and he decided to write a script and make content about it lmao.

@alexismoma

5 ай бұрын

Yeah... "Accidentally" 😈

@cheshirecat6970

5 ай бұрын

It's actually a real movie a short horror film that goes on for like 30min

@jhtv5757

5 ай бұрын

File the handy man work as a tax write off

@bjb7587

5 ай бұрын

Just get some caulk!

@orlandmalon1409

5 ай бұрын

That seems a fair guess

"On the other side of fear lies glory" is such a banger quote bro

@thinkofsomethingcooler

5 ай бұрын

That is probably one of the most artistic puns ever made! And also the title of Andrew’s s3x tape

@thinkofsomethingcooler

5 ай бұрын

Holy moly great use of the word *banger* I almost missed it!

...the cadence of the conversations between himself and the cutaways, is so natural. once again, I just keep getting floored by the story telling and how the beats land.

@thinkofsomethingcooler

5 ай бұрын

3:33 is it me or did Andrew all of a sudden adopt a Deliverance accent post inaugural “glory” ?

@augustopaixao8911

5 ай бұрын

Andrew is the best at his craft.

@noskalborg723

5 ай бұрын

his storytelling flavor and "brainfeel" (like "mouthfeel") IS pretty good.

@brainout5852

5 ай бұрын

@@noskalborg723 are you sure you want to mention mouthfeel right in the comments of a gloryhole video?

"Dark magic fuckhole" had me shaking from keeping in my laugh while putting the kids to bed. Andrew is a god damn national treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.

@noskalborg723

5 ай бұрын

yes, I love his work. And I'm Christian (a Latter-day Saint). Glad to hear he brightened your "Daddy Putdown" (is that what the name of that Bluey episode was?)

@TattoodBrownTrash

5 ай бұрын

That was my nickname in high school

@mmmmmmmmmmm10

5 ай бұрын

​@@TattoodBrownTrash profile pic checks out

@177og1K

5 ай бұрын

Hor

@francistaylor1822

5 ай бұрын

I really hope he leaves the writing on the wall for guests to see

What if, hear me out, he gets some cosmic inter dimensional head and his seed gives birth to the next universe?

@jovasmav

5 ай бұрын

😂seem that somehwerw

@irogt

5 ай бұрын

That was an amazing movie. J.K Simmons is a legend.

@sincerelynotme3522

5 ай бұрын

What the fuck 🤨 I'm in

@SupremeDouchebaggery

5 ай бұрын

Always crazy when they gotta say "hear me out" first

@noskalborg723

5 ай бұрын

What if God our Heavenly Father practiced polygamy with his spirit daughter and got cucked by his spirit son, just so that his only begotten in the flesh in this universe could be sacrificed for the gap between justice and mercy, and thereby make it possible for God to be truly Omnibenevolent? Cuz that happened.

"And if you insert into the abyss, the abyss also inserts into you." - Nietzsche

@thinkofsomethingcooler

5 ай бұрын

😂

@poodychulak

5 ай бұрын

The abyss is a vers bottom

The delivery of the OOOOH YOU BETCHA destroyed me lmaoooo

There is actually a horror film from 2022 following basically this premise of a cosmic horror, lovecraftian gloryhole. It's called "Glorious" and J.K Simmons voices the Eldritch Gloryhole (I am dead serious, it's on Shudder).

@bop923

5 ай бұрын

Ok but the important question here is, is it good?

@jeremytitus9519

5 ай бұрын

@@bop923it’s pretty good!

@matheusarruda6462

5 ай бұрын

@@bop923 Yeah it is pretty solid!

@thinkofsomethingcooler

5 ай бұрын

Two words that should never go together: Lovecraftian & gloryhole

@jagw4832

5 ай бұрын

I literally just went and watched it, based on this comment. For anyone reading later, definitely worth a watch if you like weird and lovecraftian stuff, or even if you want a fun experience. There is no way to describe it without spoilers, just watch it.

I can't help but think that Andrew is just going to leave this hole and all the writing in his apartment just to see what people say when they come over. But little by little their reactions will disappoint him as they become accustomed to the hole. And finally it will drive him to seek out and make friends with more men named Brendon just so he can invite them over.

@devlinmcguire7543

5 ай бұрын

*"THE HOLE."* *"MUST BE."* *"FED. . . ."* *"IT."* *"DEMANDS SUCH."*

@Nebulaoblivion

5 ай бұрын

the hole, and all the writing was just photoshopped onto the wall my guy.

@djinn_tseng

5 ай бұрын

@@Nebulaoblivionno, it’s real. didn’t you watch the video?

@devlinmcguire7543

5 ай бұрын

@@Nebulaoblivion djin is right. Watch again my guy, that was practical effects. It's a real hole.

@thinkofsomethingcooler

5 ай бұрын

@@Nebulaoblivionoh don’t ruin the suspension of disbelief for everyone! 😂

This some straight up Junji Ito _"Enigma of Amigara Fault"_ shit right here.

@Trissana281

5 ай бұрын

I never met for real or online person who knew this, yeaaaars, oh myyy, sorry, just so surprised 😂❤

@HoneyBunny.

5 ай бұрын

HandyHanderson I was thinking the same thing. I guess it's a good thing this didn't end the way Ito's story ends.

@donquixote1711

5 ай бұрын

I was literally about to write the same comment I thought this vid was a parody at first

@BurgerSoup

5 ай бұрын

​@@Trissana281Well now you're meeting plenty of them lol! Junji Ito is a genius!

@courage_the_cowardly_cam

5 ай бұрын

That's what I thought of as well haha

“Has the fewest bodies gets no play more pure” in that Smeagol-esque accent 😂

Christopher Nolan taking notes for his next project.

Before I clicked on the video I knew my mans was cookin up the best plot twist

Somebody's not getting their security deposit back.

@WigganNuG

5 ай бұрын

underrated comment 🤣🤣

@gregraj

5 ай бұрын

​@@WigganNuGagreed!!

I'd would honestly be freaking tf out if I was in this scenario.

@stefanostcyr6851

5 ай бұрын

Some demonic crap

@mattb9138

5 ай бұрын

Nah man, never met a problem you can’t f*ck 😂

@RubixB0y

5 ай бұрын

You would would?

@mdccxcii6340

5 ай бұрын

@@RubixB0y I didn't notice until you pointed it out. Should I bother changing it or is it too late?

@RubixB0y

5 ай бұрын

@@mdccxcii6340 you got 190+ likes before I replied; apparently, people don't notice or don't care

"First man to tap out loses his universe" this guy is shitting on someone else in another universe... that's some dedication

@williamshelton5209

3 ай бұрын

No.. The last bit wasnt the original "cast". I think its the otherside of the glory hole. The dimension theyre connected to. Whoever taps out of being entered loses their universe😂

This is like a moment in D&D where the players have to determine if they found a legit SCP in their base.

@_____2219

5 ай бұрын

Kinda reminds me of that one scene in Critical Role where they discuss a skeleton in the basement of a tavern that quickly turns into Schrodinger’s Skeleton.

"This one writes." Okay, that was fuckin' good.

hahaha, what a relatable and humorous scenario that we all encounter from time to time!

@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature

5 ай бұрын

Hahaha, what a literal an wholly truthful sentiment we share.

@nobodysinceforever

5 ай бұрын

Relatable huh...

@Curtis.Carpenter

5 ай бұрын

i hate when this happens to me, happened twice in November oof.

I've read The Enigma of Amigara Fault, I know what happens when you crawl into holes destined for you

bro you're a fkn genius - clearly the demented kind, but it still counts!! major props my guy🎉🎉

"Has the fewest bodies, gets no play, more pure" repeats in my head so much I always come back to this video 😂😂😂

As they say, "every hole is a chance for glory" 😂

@Brandelwyn

5 ай бұрын

Im stealing that

@eliminoh_p7877

5 ай бұрын

DGR?

@xephon3000

5 ай бұрын

@@eliminoh_p7877 yessss!

HOW DARE YOU USE THE THEME FROM "THE THING" ! 🤣🤣🤣 You are hysterical, mate 😆

This is a masterful example how to do a scene with 1 actor doing all the roles. Often (like in Fargo season 3) you can clearly tell the actor is talking to himself with uncanny pauses and whatnot. Well done

@shottfout3348

5 ай бұрын

Awesome season of an awesome show.

"Because on the other side of fear... lies glory" That would be deep if it was in any other context.

Hear me out, but what if the universe is not held together by some mystical god particle but just a bunch of dudes railing one another through cosmic lynchpin gloryholes...and our railer or railee (you decide) is starting to look mighty tired 😬

@Risingofthephoenix

5 ай бұрын

There's alot of sus comments in Andrew's thread it attracts alot of in the closet "straight" dudes who really want to be with other men. 😂

"Just caulk it up" 😂😂😂😂😂 totally intended and I dig it

00:06 The Thing soundtrack, right? Man, your channel is probably the best thing I've discovered in the last 10 years on KZread. Your humor is so well layered, and your knowledge of cinema shows.

You just made the perfect sequel to "the house" 90s horror films. Instead of a possessed closet, it is a possessed glory hole.

Great job, Andrew! You nailed Christopher Nolan's whole style in 3 minutes! Man, the violins kicking in at 2:33 just goes so hard! Anyone know the source for it??

@ImBackLikeHerpes

5 ай бұрын

I think it’s Sicario The Beast

Guys just stick it in anything 😂

@jeremytitus9519

5 ай бұрын

I’m a true degenerate: I stick it in my PANTS 😛

“Not this multiverse trope again, this sh*t is so played out”

Clearly a riff on the movie "Glorious"! Oh what an epic movie that is!

The fishiest horror movie scenario

@thinkofsomethingcooler

5 ай бұрын

Is it in Scratch n Sniff Smellovision or something?

I'm gonna have to start calling it a cosmic linchpin. Savior of the universe. That's me. Do your duty

@martintoder2701

5 ай бұрын

Canon event

C'mon man, not the multiverse trope again. That shit is so played out. 😂

I think you honestly appreciate Darren Aronofsky more than anyone. Brilliant comedy writing aside, it's what first drew me to binge all your content. Anyway, sir... more than anyone, I hope he's seen your stuff and is just like "hell yeah man" The Whale is probably the best film I will never watch twice. And I think I watched The Fountain like 100 times in one year. I've only hung out with my father a handful of times. And that's the only film I had him sit down and watch with me. The studios should really put some money behind you. A24 and you could do some damage together.

@symphantic4552

5 ай бұрын

My Conquistador.... The Fountain is absolutely my fave film. Nothing comes close to it. I'm blubbering just thinking of it.

@carpeimodiem

5 ай бұрын

@symphantic4552 Yes my brother!! I know people feel some type of way about the Spanish from that period trying to take over the world. It was a brutal time. But the art that came from that period is unreal. I've never been to Spain, but there's actually an amazing museum in Santa Fe of Spanish Colonial Art. Completely blew my mind. And I never would have known if it weren't for The Fountain.

@philmbu6741

5 ай бұрын

"Diane" vibes on this video😂

@AndrewRousso

5 ай бұрын

I love Aronofsky he's definitely one of my favorite directors! And I saw The Fountain twice in theaters lol it's amazing.

@carpeimodiem

5 ай бұрын

@philmbu6741 MOIST is absolutely singular! Imagine what Andrew could do with 20+ mil and a whole team behind him...

the fucking The Thing theme song is A+

"call the police!" "what are they gonna do, arrest it?"

Using The Thing & Annihilation music is such a good choice lol. Some true Cosmic Horror.

That twist at the end 😂, we need the follow up of the cosmos

NIGGA YOU HAD ME HOLLERIN, I LOST IT, I mean from start to finish comedy gold bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣, and the speech at the end........ Priceless

I've never had an original experience ✊😭

"...Because on the other side of fear...lies glory". That is deep.

Perfect music choice

Banger after banger. Bro doesn't miss

I knew things were going to go batshit when The Thing's heartbeat theme played the moment he saw it.

I was sold as soon as I heard the theme from The Thing.

Man, that swung from comedy to horror back to comedy so fast it nearly gave me quiplash.

*Three guys struggle not to start a very weird horror movie*

I’m sure glad my name’s not Brendon.

The title alone had me laughing hysterically. I didnt even make it to the video.

As soon as the violins started, I threw my hands in the air like HOW DARE YOU great vid

Andrew's neighbors: "mmm, he's talking to himself again"

@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature

5 ай бұрын

Also his neighbours: "What's jabbing me in the back of my he- OH MY GOD!!!!"

That was way more dramatic than I thought it would be.

This was intense! It's a funny bit at the start and then becomes an Amigara Fault when Brendon's name appears.

Whenever I watch any of your videos, I try to comment but I dont know what to say. I'm speechless. These skits are just too good

the sacrificial music hits hard.

My best friend just sent me this video, unprompted, all I can say is I hope he’s Jim in the parallel universe 😂

I need this to be a whole serie and for the end to be explained

@jtwright4095

5 ай бұрын

same

This is scarier then most horror movies lol

bro never miss 💯

there's a movie like this except it's a wooden box inside a brothel. the box keeps demanding the person uses it but if they try to open it and see what's inside, they become the thing inside and other people use them😆

@Matthew-li7we

5 ай бұрын

What's it's name?

@sleepyostrichthing3599

5 ай бұрын

@@Matthew-li7we I think its called "the special"

@Matthew-li7we

5 ай бұрын

@@sleepyostrichthing3599 Thanks.

@thinkofsomethingcooler

5 ай бұрын

Thank you for addressing the “why they cannot look inside” caveat. I don’t think anyone picked up on the irony of Andrew using the band *Lookinglass* as his go-to RomCom soundtrack for the ending of his multiverse horror hole short film on which NOT ONE character suggests peeping 👀 through the hole 🕳️ or taking a phone camera pic to see what might be on the other side…

Came to find out not only is this is a real movie, but there are actually MULTIPLE glory hole movies.

I subscribed to your channel many years ago. KZread doesn't recommend your channel to me. So one day I was just going through my more than 800 subscribed channels randomly clicking on them. And I landed on your page. I don't remember ever subscribing to you or watching your content. It's washes from my memory maybe. And then I binged watched 20 of your videos straight. So now when you just uploaded, the algorithm recommended it to me.

Andrew has clearly seen the movie Glorious. Strange glory holes galore! Highly recommend.

Sometimes in life, you have to take your one shot at greatness

The fact I recognized the theme from John Catpenters “The Thing” from the first few notes made me think oh this is going to good XD love your content man! You are a genius with comedy

oh! It's a new one! I thought I missed this when I binge watched all the videos he posted.

It's like referencing itself with arrows and shhhhheeeeiiitttt BAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😹😅

When he said "we are not equipped for this!" I think he forgot that they are in fact equipped perfectly for this.😂

I can't believe that we get this absolutely fantastic, top shelf, award winning content for free. Life is good...but it gets better when Andrew posts. Gratitude.

Dam Andrew! Your timing with your own self is just impeccable! Amazing down to the last microsecond

There is no other content creator that can hype me up about shit I don't care about than Andrew!

The Enigma of Brendon's Glory Hole "It was made for me!!"

"THIS IS MY HOLE! THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME!"

Curiosity killed the cat...In this scenario I'm the cat😂

Plotwist: it's actually an invisible man doing a little trolling

The editing in this is absolutely bonkers. I don’t know how you do it man but great work

Reminds me a lot of Glorious, a movie I hope this takes inspiration from. Because I LOVE the energy and commitment to this video, editing is awesome yo

Can someone explain the ending? Like, I get that the alternate universe Brendon is putting his ass against the hole to be a receiver, but what's the deal with "Jim" putting his mouth against ANOTHER inter-dimensional hole? And when he calls it "playing chicken" which side exactly would be the "loser"?

@Pebbledrop

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, I don't get this either lol. Been scanning the comments for any answers.

@technicolourmyles

5 ай бұрын

@@Pebbledropany luck?

@Aaanze

5 ай бұрын

Same

@Risingofthephoenix

5 ай бұрын

Because Jim is going to be licking Brendon's asshole. And whoever retreats first (Brendon backing out from getting his ass licked by Jim or Jim backing out from licking Brendon's asshole) the chicken would be the one to scared to follow thru with it

@fatelord2233

4 ай бұрын

Late answer, but I think in the paralell universe they think that on the other side the same thing will happen. One mouth and one ass up to the wall, just reversed roles. The first, who pulls their mouth away is a loser. But universe 1 Brendon will give him a surprise.

The song beginning at 2:33 is "Momentum" by Pablo Suárez

@DirewolfMemento

5 ай бұрын

You are the greatest person. I was looking for this

The way this skit builds and changes genres effectively is insane.

I'm calling it. That thing is an SCP.

What would posses you to do this to your own wall?

Andrew's music choice is always on point. Anyone know the name of the track for this?

“On the other side of fear lies glory” is the-shirt material

this video is marvelous evidence of the power of music to create atmosphere and mood lol

I would have used it the second I saw it

Well, Andrew read Junji Ito recently didnt he?

I Dont even know you but I feel like we’ve been hanging out for years, ..perhaps in another universe. Much Love man

3:02 bro that line, OMG

I need an explanation for that ending. Why is there a second hole up stairs and is it waiting for a second person to use it?

@31323452

5 ай бұрын

I agree! I admit the premise enough had me laughing but I couldn’t articulate why there was a dude upstairs with his mouth pressed firmly against a hole in the wall

Cosmic lynchpin 😂

"What are cops gonna do, arrest it??" 😂😂

My prediction on the ending was that halfway through he would decide to do it, get comic horror style indescribable head and then the others would turn on each other wanting to try it as well or smt

"This was made for me! Th-this is my hole!"