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  • @junkid3559
    @junkid3559 Жыл бұрын

    I respect the confidence. Man literally just put on a wig and called himself a 10/10.

  • @hephaestusXZ

    @hephaestusXZ

    Жыл бұрын

    You have no Idea how hard I laughed at this. I'm so used to his videos I couldn't see it at all.

  • @Igor-my6ml

    @Igor-my6ml

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahah

  • @williamcincis1977

    @williamcincis1977

    Жыл бұрын

    This man is a 10/10 all the time wig or not

  • @brunsomarrr

    @brunsomarrr

    Жыл бұрын

    commit to the bit

  • @jordanmartens5591

    @jordanmartens5591

    Жыл бұрын

    I was buying it no questions asked

  • @goro9973
    @goro99732 жыл бұрын

    You wonder how far it's gonna go and then you see that there are still three minutes left...

  • @mrtophat12

    @mrtophat12

    2 жыл бұрын

    ~4:10 for me.

  • @thegunreaper3418

    @thegunreaper3418

    2 жыл бұрын

    what about 420

  • @adri2703

    @adri2703

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is absolutely true hahahaha

  • @Malthusia

    @Malthusia

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fr

  • @yairpolo1

    @yairpolo1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same thought here!!!!! Hahahahaha

  • @SlashingShadow
    @SlashingShadow Жыл бұрын

    Not many people can drag out this style of video for 5 minutes and make the whole thing actually funny 👏

  • @mamboculture7101

    @mamboculture7101

    5 ай бұрын

    Lmao I didn’t even realize that was 5 whole minutes 😂 I was so sucked in!

  • @j03150315

    @j03150315

    4 ай бұрын

    I laughed so hard throughout the video it hurts 😂😂😂

  • @tde4438
    @tde4438 Жыл бұрын

    Doctors speculate there’s 25 different categories of emotion and I felt every single one in this video. Well done~

  • @IsaiahRichards692

    @IsaiahRichards692

    9 ай бұрын

    I, too, felt *everything* !

  • @shaultzur8646

    @shaultzur8646

    7 ай бұрын

    Emotional damage!

  • @andreachurchill145

    @andreachurchill145

    5 ай бұрын

    This comment made me LOL

  • @SexyyetSweet94

    @SexyyetSweet94

    5 ай бұрын

    Actually there are 27 distinct categories of emotion.

  • @klutzykate123

    @klutzykate123

    3 ай бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @dragoonarchive9197
    @dragoonarchive91972 жыл бұрын

    This was a fucking emotional rollercoaster, I felt depression, fear, hope and happiness

  • @randal_gibbons

    @randal_gibbons

    2 жыл бұрын

    No shit. I didn't know where this one was going.

  • @themostmagicskeleton273

    @themostmagicskeleton273

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just felt fear

  • @glitterpenguin

    @glitterpenguin

    2 жыл бұрын

    In that order? Lol

  • @j03150315

    @j03150315

    2 жыл бұрын

    Masterpiece of film history!! Agreed!!!

  • @king_loser94

    @king_loser94

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lolol

  • @UberDanger
    @UberDanger2 жыл бұрын

    My personal take is that most of these were anecdotal and he dates crazy chicks

  • @jessISaRicePrincess

    @jessISaRicePrincess

    2 жыл бұрын

    Uber TF u doing here dude

  • @totaldan99

    @totaldan99

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jessISaRicePrincess Appreciating culture

  • @Mathias-vi3gf

    @Mathias-vi3gf

    2 жыл бұрын

    My man uberdanger - a king of comedy respecting another king 🤴

  • @Nobody-hc1rw

    @Nobody-hc1rw

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lovely meeting you at this side of the interwebz

  • @cotyorsbun4734

    @cotyorsbun4734

    2 жыл бұрын

    your fallout series changed my life

  • @mindfulsticks
    @mindfulsticks Жыл бұрын

    Harambe did 9/11 is the most iconic thing I've heard you say

  • @vol94
    @vol947 ай бұрын

    "I ate some." First time in months that I've snickered

  • @OkamiToge
    @OkamiToge2 жыл бұрын

    "I ate the rocks...Was up?..." Ah hell she's literal about gettin her minerals.

  • @noahwright2113

    @noahwright2113

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMAOOOOOOO

  • @bl4ckn01r7

    @bl4ckn01r7

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bitch actually be grindin' rock hard

  • @kateherr2893

    @kateherr2893

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey, he met Abigail from Stardew!

  • @graysonofthewood3747

    @graysonofthewood3747

    2 жыл бұрын

    That pica do hit hard sometimes tho

  • @MoboTheMegaRobo

    @MoboTheMegaRobo

    2 жыл бұрын

    She gets 'em right from the source.

  • @tangodroid
    @tangodroid2 жыл бұрын

    When you are actually relieved she is into crystals and astrology... Until you are not

  • @kallenamos1085

    @kallenamos1085

    2 жыл бұрын

    I ate them

  • @scarsch1286

    @scarsch1286

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kallenamos1085 Hmm? Sorry I must’ve not have… heard you right. Come again?

  • @itsamichelangelo3129

    @itsamichelangelo3129

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@scarsch1286 They're in my tummy

  • @Squirrel-zq6oe

    @Squirrel-zq6oe

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@scarsch1286 I basically AM the moon

  • @scarsch1286

    @scarsch1286

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Squirrel-zq6oe 😳

  • @officersoulknight6321
    @officersoulknight6321 Жыл бұрын

    That was actually a really wholesome ending that taught a moral to always sympathize

  • @hutchphilpot6870

    @hutchphilpot6870

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah I’m sure that was the main point he was trying to convey, sympathy. 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @hexisplus9104
    @hexisplus9104 Жыл бұрын

    'Mitch Miconnel, I wrote him in.' spat my tea out.

  • @elgatofelix8917

    @elgatofelix8917

    Ай бұрын

    "Our turtle prince" 😂

  • @supaisusama
    @supaisusama2 жыл бұрын

    I love how at each level of crazy it's like he's taking stock on how much soul he still has left to chip away.

  • @gracefrederick6633

    @gracefrederick6633

    Жыл бұрын

    And he drew the line at the pups and the kitty cats. Professionals have STANDARDS

  • @Zerum69
    @Zerum69 Жыл бұрын

    He's into anything she throws at him, but he draws the line where it MATTERS Them puppers and kittens deserve respect

  • @AntonAdelson

    @AntonAdelson

    Жыл бұрын

    Vaccines matter too! Other than that, sure, as long as she's fun!

  • @kellyg7591

    @kellyg7591

    Жыл бұрын

    Preach! 🐈🐩🐕🦮💗

  • @tymiller3295

    @tymiller3295

    Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely thank you for saying so

  • @spaceface2918

    @spaceface2918

    Жыл бұрын

    He ruffused to turn on the puppos and kitties.

  • @DrumToTheBassWoop

    @DrumToTheBassWoop

    Жыл бұрын

    Its what separates Barbarians from civilised folk, it's a good acid test for someone's character.

  • @yianmartinez7799
    @yianmartinez77997 ай бұрын

    This man has had me google things I had never thought I would google; today it was “when was Harambe born?”

  • @Mairdrin
    @Mairdrin Жыл бұрын

    shit gets real when you realize this is a lowkey message that no matter how different you might be you can still find ways to identify with and understand and respect others on a deep level

  • @ludvig3242

    @ludvig3242

    5 ай бұрын

    Respect? Nah 😂

  • @dontevenstart

    @dontevenstart

    5 ай бұрын

    WTF

  • @Astro2024

    @Astro2024

    4 ай бұрын

    You can't fix her

  • @jdemuro1

    @jdemuro1

    2 ай бұрын

    Uhhhh don't just agree with girls because you're trying to hook up.

  • @Mairdrin

    @Mairdrin

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jdemuro1 I'm gay what

  • @shonenderp164
    @shonenderp1642 жыл бұрын

    Surprisingly wholesome ending there, with a touch of strange. I dig it

  • @Ott3r5losh

    @Ott3r5losh

    2 жыл бұрын

    This man needs my money

  • @oxiary

    @oxiary

    2 жыл бұрын

    brah tbh is so truu peeps be agreeing jus to bang and dhen end up in a super toxic relationship XD

  • @niyiboots3641

    @niyiboots3641

    2 жыл бұрын

    Do not eat her food!!!!!!

  • @marcusrichards6117

    @marcusrichards6117

    2 жыл бұрын

    thought in the end she was gonna be like “i love it when they just agree with me”

  • @Solalola11

    @Solalola11

    2 жыл бұрын

    ya UHH

  • @fatt_dragon
    @fatt_dragon2 жыл бұрын

    I've been married to the most beautiful and crazy woman I've ever met for half my life, but shit man I'd hand her divorce papers if she told me the sun was flat

  • @elijahelisha8229

    @elijahelisha8229

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @johnseaney1871

    @johnseaney1871

    Жыл бұрын

    @@elijahelisha8229 I stg

  • @blahblahblahblah2837

    @blahblahblahblah2837

    Жыл бұрын

    Has it been worth it? Was her hotness worth the craziness?

  • @fatt_dragon

    @fatt_dragon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@blahblahblahblah2837 ahh can't complain too much, been 20 years and I still got all me bits

  • @lastmanstanding7155

    @lastmanstanding7155

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fatt_dragon Make sure you keep the bits bruv

  • @emily2815
    @emily28156 ай бұрын

    bro I was disassociating and depressed before seeing this video on my feed and it actually cheered me up and made me laugh lol you just kept going!

  • @urmomstraight
    @urmomstraight Жыл бұрын

    this many "wassup" in a single video is just astounding, a true masterpiece

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora2 жыл бұрын

    When she said "as long as it wasn't a dog" I started screaming "DRAW THE LINE! PLEASE! IT'S S OVER!"

  • @DerickMasai

    @DerickMasai

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I was cool even with the astrology, dogs though? Fuck that 😂😂

  • @sldenn5303

    @sldenn5303

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @etyl2494

    @etyl2494

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought "how could a turtle be a dog?"

  • @cpt.midwich2821

    @cpt.midwich2821

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@etyl2494 Someone is maidenless here

  • @josejoaquinbenitez6485

    @josejoaquinbenitez6485

    Жыл бұрын

    He should've drawn the line when she acused Harambe of doing 9/11. Harambe was a hero! >:(

  • @wojill5420
    @wojill54202 жыл бұрын

    You had me at "I voted for Mitch McConnell". I lost it. You are pure comic gold

  • @awwtss1

    @awwtss1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can u explain for us non Americans?

  • @echolaveau2761

    @echolaveau2761

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@awwtss1 really old politician guy that looks like an ancient turtle who is evil. Like actually evil and pretty influential. He's one of the main senate guys

  • @Askarcher

    @Askarcher

    2 жыл бұрын

    “I wrote him in.” 😳 damn, this bitch is so crazy, it’s so good 😳

  • @mullac1992

    @mullac1992

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@echolaveau2761 I don't think you emphasised just how evil he is

  • @patrickhardy7867

    @patrickhardy7867

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@awwtss1 he is the Republican minority leader of the Senate. Basically he supports Trump and everything he did

  • @ggwp638BC
    @ggwp638BC10 ай бұрын

    These are not the crazies to worry about. The crazies to worry about are the ones who only had abusive exes.

  • @dessertcactus

    @dessertcactus

    3 ай бұрын

    Ehh that one's a 50/50. There's a chance the person could've just had bad luck, especially if they only dated one or two people. But I know what you're saying.

  • @zenyatta5064
    @zenyatta50644 ай бұрын

    You drawing the line at cats made my day

  • @ryanhelm1813
    @ryanhelm1813 Жыл бұрын

    "I basically am the moon." Sokka: I understand.

  • @valhatan3907

    @valhatan3907

    5 ай бұрын

    That's rough buddy

  • @gaylord_timberlake9549

    @gaylord_timberlake9549

    5 ай бұрын

    @@valhatan3907omg you two are killing me after the video already did I'm crying 😭

  • @Realshugarbaby
    @Realshugarbaby Жыл бұрын

    AND PUTTING MY MOON BLOOD INTO MY BANANA BREAD. *Lip smacks* 😭😭😭😂

  • @supersolomob422
    @supersolomob42210 ай бұрын

    “I mean people are going to clip this” caught me off guard with the 4th wall break lol

  • @rachaelkras2386
    @rachaelkras2386 Жыл бұрын

    "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" literally had me choke and spit my tea out. ABSOLUTELY DEAD. 💀

  • @joshmonus

    @joshmonus

    4 ай бұрын

    What about WTC building 7? No plane, no jet fuel. Come on, let's hear the cognitive dissonance.

  • @rynetroast2731
    @rynetroast27312 жыл бұрын

    -“IM PUTTIN MA MOON BLOOD IN MA BANANA BREAD” -“cool”

  • @mikek7660

    @mikek7660

    2 жыл бұрын

    it was the fucking lip smack after that did it for me

  • @ladynori

    @ladynori

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoooooo

  • @JaeTracie

    @JaeTracie

    5 ай бұрын

    THIS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gilanaf1347
    @gilanaf13472 жыл бұрын

    The little “I’m a cute girl” facial expressions she makes throughout

  • @XDMcGee

    @XDMcGee

    2 жыл бұрын

    "she"

  • @beesafesweetheart8738

    @beesafesweetheart8738

    Жыл бұрын

    @@XDMcGee there is no need for quotes because the man is playing a character

  • @XDMcGee

    @XDMcGee

    Жыл бұрын

    @@beesafesweetheart8738 just lol

  • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230

    @emmettdonkeydoodle6230

    Жыл бұрын

    @@beesafesweetheart8738 and what would be the need for quotes if it wasn’t a character?

  • @ivantamayoromero1668

    @ivantamayoromero1668

    Жыл бұрын

    "She" dawg?

  • @thaloblue
    @thaloblue10 ай бұрын

    I had a chain of insane best friends growing up. They were all horse girls. One of the crazier ones actually had a bearded dragon. That's how we became friends. She disliked small talk but was impressed that I bothered to ask her what a bearded dragon was instead of cracking a joke like "oh yeah? I have a purple giraffe back home." Every time she got a period cramp she would drop to the ground and curl up in a ball. I think she might have needed to get checked out. But we were middle-school aged and our parents were ignorant woo-woo homeschoolers so everyone just wrote that off as eccentric not as endo or fibroids or something.

  • @pablovirus
    @pablovirus Жыл бұрын

    the immense amounts of sweat always make these skits so much funnier lmao

  • @psyfozim
    @psyfozim2 жыл бұрын

    He's trying so hard to keep up but the crazy is galaxy-tier

  • @Askarcher

    @Askarcher

    Жыл бұрын

    GALAXY TIER

  • @broombromden498

    @broombromden498

    9 ай бұрын

    Galactikal

  • @marcussimmons5769
    @marcussimmons57692 жыл бұрын

    "You said flat sun?" had me out. Such..... CURIOUS disappointment. That was beautifully hilarious.

  • @aazhie

    @aazhie

    Жыл бұрын

    Confused and disappointed xD

  • @simoncameron4355
    @simoncameron4355 Жыл бұрын

    I can't believe how hard I laughed at this man, glad I found you. The way you represent my younger self trying to get with a girl, and they way you as a girl find a way to make it even more ridiculous is just perfect!

  • @kirby7294
    @kirby72945 ай бұрын

    "Just because we disagree on some stuff" that "stuff" you disagree on is objective reality.

  • @digimonresearch
    @digimonresearch Жыл бұрын

    4:00 He could accept Flat Sun... but hating cats and dogs crosses the line..

  • @animeshnarnawre6201
    @animeshnarnawre62012 жыл бұрын

    After that unexpected ending, i realised he summed up relationships perfectly. Accept your differences. And then try to erase some.

  • @juliom3552

    @juliom3552

    2 жыл бұрын

    Specially that rock eating stuff.

  • @benhawk4214

    @benhawk4214

    2 жыл бұрын

    Erasing differences is a pretty threatening way to put it but yeah

  • @ultimateloser3411

    @ultimateloser3411

    Жыл бұрын

    Erase relationships. Got it

  • @sethiddings7293

    @sethiddings7293

    Жыл бұрын

    Naw you aren't supposed to erase differences. Draw boundaries, accept things that aren't crossing them. Erasing differences would lead you to becoming the same person. If you're both the same person ONE of you isn't necessary.

  • @gromswowguide7927

    @gromswowguide7927

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sethiddings7293 yeah, that's when it's time to stabby stab the unnecessary partner.

  • @BruceLeon83
    @BruceLeon8311 ай бұрын

    Bro.. you comic Genius. I had to take a actual break to breathe!🤣💀These videos be killin' me.

  • @breadpirateoverhere
    @breadpirateoverhereАй бұрын

    the way he said "you said flat sun?" cracked me up so bad hahahhaa

  • @aarondbeck
    @aarondbeck2 жыл бұрын

    this had me bennyflippin so hard I put my moon blood straight into my banana bread

  • @adamisom4295

    @adamisom4295

    2 жыл бұрын

    Aaron where did u get this moon blood...

  • @aarondbeck

    @aarondbeck

    2 жыл бұрын

    from the Turtle Prince, it helps spiritually, mentally, everything

  • @Squiddyize

    @Squiddyize

    2 жыл бұрын

    can't even see...

  • @DUHRIZEO

    @DUHRIZEO

    2 жыл бұрын

    How's that uterus working out for you dog

  • @AnotherCarGuy375

    @AnotherCarGuy375

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just found out moonblood was a thing... Now thats stuck in my head...

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane2 жыл бұрын

    They say the perfect girl doesn't exist

  • @dom8429

    @dom8429

    2 жыл бұрын

    and they would be right except for her of course. she IS perfection

  • @shaquezr.9541

    @shaquezr.9541

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dom8429 indeed

  • @ShaferHart

    @ShaferHart

    Жыл бұрын

    _I like my women the way I like my senate majorities: voting for Mitch McConnell._

  • @jamesdewane1642

    @jamesdewane1642

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ShaferHart What's a beautiful quip like this doing here all neglected? You even chose a special font

  • @I.DONT.read.notifs.hatefuljerk

    @I.DONT.read.notifs.hatefuljerk

    Жыл бұрын

    vice versa

  • @chrisitan4909
    @chrisitan490911 ай бұрын

    this is honestly one of the best youtube videos in existence, thank u

  • @shadowofluxford2559
    @shadowofluxford2559 Жыл бұрын

    This was comedic gold it cured my long battle with depression lately well done sir.

  • @namelesspeach5231
    @namelesspeach52312 жыл бұрын

    "And Timmy that was how mommy and daddy met :)" Brave Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III whose soul lies in the land of death: woah that explains a lot

  • @meagain177

    @meagain177

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would explain Timmy… lolz

  • @ScientObject40

    @ScientObject40

    2 жыл бұрын

    RIP For ever and ever sweet prince.

  • @sweetfreeze5528

    @sweetfreeze5528

    Жыл бұрын

    Mommy and Daddy had...the...seggs?!

  • @hephaestusXZ

    @hephaestusXZ

    Жыл бұрын

    @@meagain177 Aye , as if after pregnancy she became more chill and the crazy manifested in Timmy xD

  • @escotanner
    @escotanner2 жыл бұрын

    I love that out of everything she said, he draws the line at dogs and cats

  • @no-qo2rc
    @no-qo2rc Жыл бұрын

    The "Who's Roe..." part fuckin kilt me 🤣

  • @TheDealer1228

    @TheDealer1228

    Жыл бұрын

    Who’s Wade? 🤨

  • @foxlancaster4044
    @foxlancaster40444 ай бұрын

    That Coof shot jazz is gonna age like milk.

  • @bernielarsen8108
    @bernielarsen81082 жыл бұрын

    "Someone's gonna clip this. Pfffft." Got me good.

  • @Hiro_397
    @Hiro_3972 жыл бұрын

    Man can't wait for some more... honestly the Timmy and his reincarnated story to unfold more

  • @Tekkenandgaming

    @Tekkenandgaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes you can, you will like the rest of us wait for they awesomeness to resume.

  • @carterneis8469

    @carterneis8469

    2 жыл бұрын

    Need it

  • @DonC-TT

    @DonC-TT

    2 жыл бұрын

    More Timmy!!!!!

  • @minecat-anisapria-7965

    @minecat-anisapria-7965

    2 жыл бұрын

    I AM THE SAUCE

  • @AnotherCarGuy375

    @AnotherCarGuy375

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Ayyyo Memooo!" Memo -"AYYOO?!" "Fuck up outta here!!" Memo -"Aighhtt!"

  • @okaeja9097
    @okaeja9097 Жыл бұрын

    This was an absolute roller coaster and I loved every second of it

  • @michaelasichalkovanavratil8601
    @michaelasichalkovanavratil86013 ай бұрын

    This had totally therapeutical effect for me. I can't describe it at all, but... Thank you.

  • @alexrose20
    @alexrose202 жыл бұрын

    crossing the line at dogs and cats is the most accurate part of this whole conversation

  • @mordredpendragon1235
    @mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын

    1:50 Damn there's 3 minutes left and am already dead

  • @m15thios
    @m15thios2 ай бұрын

    this is prolly my favorite skit you've done lmao. bravo bravoo

  • @mastermauxnox
    @mastermauxnox10 ай бұрын

    Weird recommended video on 9/11, somehow makes this funnier

  • @abellopez6597
    @abellopez65972 жыл бұрын

    The excessive sweating always hits home lol

  • @KH-ur9ed
    @KH-ur9ed2 жыл бұрын

    Watched a KZread short the other day where a girl was legit talking about the value of swallowing certain rocks. I thought it was a joke so I watched the thing twice thinking I missed something. However because the algorithm is based on length watching it caused my feed to be filled with people who conscientiously eat rocks...so that's how things are going.

  • @PadaV4

    @PadaV4

    2 жыл бұрын

    what the fuuuck.

  • @KH-ur9ed

    @KH-ur9ed

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@PadaV4 that was my exact response.

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282

    @skeetsmcgrew3282

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for putting this knowledge in my brain. Im gonna go unalive myself now

  • @themaggattack

    @themaggattack

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: some dinosaurs swallowed big rocks that would stay in their stomach churning around, helping them to digest food. Maybe moon girl's lizard brain is deeply connected to her prehistoric ancestors and that's why she feels driven to eat rocks. 🌚🪨🦕 Jk. That b is crazy.

  • @KH-ur9ed

    @KH-ur9ed

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@themaggattack if it worked for the dinosaurs....bottoms up because it's not like anything bad happened to them.

  • @melodydaftarian3360
    @melodydaftarian3360 Жыл бұрын

    This is insane what a genius you fit so much in auch a short timeframe i just wish that poor girl had more time to talk

  • @mighty_magee2520
    @mighty_magee25209 ай бұрын

    Name a more iconic due than this guy and himself

  • @getdirecti0ns
    @getdirecti0ns2 жыл бұрын

    She’s a 10…. But she voted for Mitch McConnell as a write in candidate… 😳☠️

  • @VeteranVandal

    @VeteranVandal

    Жыл бұрын

    That discounts like a 5 from her score.

  • @brieb402
    @brieb402 Жыл бұрын

    I love how denying his love of kittens & puppies is the breaking point🤣🤣

  • @garystinten9339

    @garystinten9339

    4 ай бұрын

    Coughsneeze

  • @zachgrimmer8196
    @zachgrimmer81967 ай бұрын

    Bro I love your skits, so funny 😂

  • @roxannedelport2244
    @roxannedelport22445 ай бұрын

    Instant sub ! You're HILARIOUS ,dude ! Love it

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz52762 жыл бұрын

    'I'm more of a flat sun kind of girl" 😂😂😂

  • @hollowichigo4568
    @hollowichigo45682 жыл бұрын

    This is literally anyone who has the hots for Harley Quinn she crazy but she's hot

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282

    @skeetsmcgrew3282

    2 жыл бұрын

    You dont like start a life with Harley Quinn. You have an awesome one night stand with her. And then she kills you when you never call her again, but tbh, worth the risk. I can move, this town is bullshit anyway

  • @hollowichigo4568

    @hollowichigo4568

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@skeetsmcgrew3282 Worth the felonies

  • @zenosama3172

    @zenosama3172

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hollowichigo4568 yep ill just add them to the list

  • @R005t3r

    @R005t3r

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm not seeing the problem.

  • @bluebird1914

    @bluebird1914

    Жыл бұрын

    Tbf as long as you don't fuck with Harley, she's not going to direct that towards you.

  • @russlegibs4490
    @russlegibs4490Ай бұрын

    Lmfao omg, this man will forever be a legend. "PUT MY MOON BLOOD INTO MY BANANA BREAD"😂🤣

  • @ssamiuddin1
    @ssamiuddin1 Жыл бұрын

    oh, wow, wow! the humour, the editing, acting, writing! fkn brilliant

  • @seanptk8043
    @seanptk80432 жыл бұрын

    As long as she's above the Vicky-Dozman Diagonal on the hot crazy scale, she's a keeper as proposed by Barney Stinson

  • @josejoaquinbenitez6485

    @josejoaquinbenitez6485

    Жыл бұрын

    She kinda has the same level of crazy as a redhead hairdresser named Tiffany.

  • @VeteranVandal

    @VeteranVandal

    Жыл бұрын

    She can't be crazier so...

  • @THO743

    @THO743

    Жыл бұрын

    'Vickie Mendoza'

  • @LaZeRg205
    @LaZeRg205 Жыл бұрын

    I needed this. I needed to be reminded that just cuz she's hot doesn't mean i need to agree with her or indulge her obsessions and crazy interests. Thank you man!

  • @sethiddings7293

    @sethiddings7293

    Жыл бұрын

    Pimp don't simp ;D

  • @rainbomg

    @rainbomg

    6 ай бұрын

    Most girls would rather have a real conversation I think?

  • @apple_piethief9750

    @apple_piethief9750

    6 ай бұрын

    Or just find someone that you actually like and find attractive? And not fake a connection? I understand accidentally becoming a yes-man because of nerves, or accidentally letting good looking people walk all over you because their face is just that obnoxiously good, but making a conscious decision to fake care about their passions because you want any 'in' you can take to their bed is just manipulative

  • @rainbomg

    @rainbomg

    5 ай бұрын

    @@apple_piethief9750 no no no it’s _her_ fault bc she crazy, but also hot, but men really like hot hole, so, how to get hot hole? Pretend like hot hole is person with value, get hole LOL silly hole You see, woman only meant to be hot hole for secks. The premise that one (and by “one” I mean the cool, smart, superior man one) might be voluntarily spending his incredibly valuable time with a woman just to hear what she has to say about things and not to gain her trust to legally access her hole(s) is a false premise because as we’ve been told our w*hole 🤠 lives, “guys only want one thing” …and… it’s… well you know, it’s …that thing is… it’s the hole. So it’s implied that when any conversation is already _just_ being tolerated as a technique to gain access to the real goal, your wacky or relatable treks to get through them can be a male bonding experience. Hence the common mockery of attractive females talking in a way that belittles their intellects and the common hostility towards intelligent females talking in a way that reprioritizes their level of attractiveness; the problem of course is that she’s talking, and he has abruptly diminished gains after hole is accessed. demz da rulez Have I sufficiently beaten this dead horse yet or should I make a DV joke now? /s

  • @Womanfemale12

    @Womanfemale12

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@apple_piethief9750 Amen

  • @LS1MIATA1775
    @LS1MIATA1775 Жыл бұрын

    Unbelievably relatable. Dammit man! You. Are. Good!

  • @bernicearthur5796
    @bernicearthur57966 ай бұрын

    Bra!!!! This is an epic master piece. Had me hangin on every second of every step

  • @DaClems
    @DaClems2 жыл бұрын

    Andrew out here single handedly curing my depression and anxiety before bedtime. Love you, bro

  • @_starlegion
    @_starlegion2 жыл бұрын

    It is so crazy to me that people genuinely believe shit like that and the logic makes total sense to them.

  • @fahimrind9714

    @fahimrind9714

    2 жыл бұрын

    is it? Think about what you believe in and you'll see a couple of things which straight up make no sense at all. It's part of being human, some just have that trait turned up to 11.

  • @haniffat

    @haniffat

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fahimrind9714 you must be flat sun kinda guy

  • @Ice-pe6vi

    @Ice-pe6vi

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fahimrind9714 You might be a rare case of a flat moon person

  • @yoyo21926

    @yoyo21926

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@haniffat hope your immune system is doing ok on your 10th booster shot. any medicine that has to be to taken repeatedly and is coerced is a red flag to me.

  • @pinkfurret6245

    @pinkfurret6245

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yoyo21926 So.... Most medicines?? All medicines even??

  • @AaronKeyes55
    @AaronKeyes552 ай бұрын

    'I basically am the moon" LMFAOOOO

  • @JonSteitzer
    @JonSteitzer4 ай бұрын

    I don't know how he decided to try on the wig, where he found it, what that journey was, but I'm so glad it happened. I'm glad that it happened, and that we all were lucky enough to be here for it.

  • @forgottenartform
    @forgottenartform2 жыл бұрын

    When you're medically crazy but she makes you look sane and stable in comparison 😂 and ive seen dragons crawling up cathedral spires in the middle of the day in the city

  • @Askarcher

    @Askarcher

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bro did you say dragons?... That’s cool af.

  • @quarepercutisproximum9582

    @quarepercutisproximum9582

    2 жыл бұрын

    i didn't know "crazy" was a medical condition... i know "insane" is a legal condition/ mental state, but what does "medically crazy" entail?

  • @Joey099

    @Joey099

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@quarepercutisproximum9582i would guess maybe schizophrenia he isn't writing gibberish so he isn't fully insane just prone to hallucinating

  • @AmazingAutist

    @AmazingAutist

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@quarepercutisproximum9582 🙄

  • @Kaye23X4

    @Kaye23X4

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@quarepercutisproximum9582 I didn't know sentences could start with lower-case letters. Did you also know you don't break a bone? You "fracture it" even if you BREAK it. Language is such a interesting thing. Words change meaning and words stop getting used and replaced. Very interesting. Retard used to be an acceptable term. Are you saying you don't understand the word crazy? That's crazy man. You knew what he meant, we all did. You're not a hero. Relax

  • @AndreiJikh
    @AndreiJikh Жыл бұрын

    - every Tinder date

  • @JadedBlur
    @JadedBlur4 ай бұрын

    lmao!! this is hilarious but the warehouse worker video about overtime and giving your life to your employer is still number one to me !!! lmao

  • @Meepers_the_Great
    @Meepers_the_Great6 ай бұрын

    This score is beautiful, yall

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs Жыл бұрын

    I kept hoping it was going to end with her saying "Guys just keep agreeing with me because they want to bang me, so I've gotten curious about how far I can push it. Congratulations! You've got way more integrity than most of them."

  • @spacetaco048

    @spacetaco048

    Жыл бұрын

    Normal? Plain? Vanilla? Grey? Average? Boring? Default? Well if that's the kinda stuff you like... I meeeaan... you do you.

  • @RobertWestDavid

    @RobertWestDavid

    Жыл бұрын

    You could do this, followed by his relief but then she'd have to keep doing crazy stuff after or it would not be funny.

  • @NKWTI

    @NKWTI

    Жыл бұрын

    Does it really count as integrity though?

  • @Eminence_1337

    @Eminence_1337

    Жыл бұрын

    @@spacetaco048 not everyone likes being insane nothing wrong with being normal

  • @spacetaco048

    @spacetaco048

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Eminence_1337 I’m talking about the humor There’s no joke if this is just normal

  • @sacske
    @sacske2 жыл бұрын

    This instantly answers the old question of: Would you rather be with a girl who dabbles in crystal meth or is super into crystals?

  • @DrDrift-rl6cc

    @DrDrift-rl6cc

    2 жыл бұрын

    …. so the answer is crystal meth?

  • @sacske

    @sacske

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DrDrift-rl6cc exactly

  • @jasminemariedarling

    @jasminemariedarling

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sacske lmao

  • @emmanuelpena2228

    @emmanuelpena2228

    2 жыл бұрын

    Super into crystals. 100%. Dabbling can easily turn into addiction

  • @ludvig3242

    @ludvig3242

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a hard one.

  • @my.haunted.b0nes
    @my.haunted.b0nes Жыл бұрын

    This lives rent free in my head I know it's outdated to have a favorites list, but this is on it

  • @xXEYSPENXx
    @xXEYSPENXx Жыл бұрын

    I love this style of videos you make. Funny asf

  • @Zarkulthar
    @Zarkulthar2 жыл бұрын

    I would lose what’s left of my mind talking to that women

  • @kalvaxus
    @kalvaxus2 жыл бұрын

    "I basically am the moon. I am rock girl". That goes on my tombstone!

  • @BillyRayCoolAF
    @BillyRayCoolAF3 ай бұрын

    That "...yeah" is comedy gold.

  • @TheRCrispim
    @TheRCrispimАй бұрын

    "i basically am the moon"

  • @jesuisunconnardmaisjairaison.
    @jesuisunconnardmaisjairaison.2 жыл бұрын

    EVERYTHING. Everything is pure golden comedy in this witty skit. I love it.

  • @Pwntatoz
    @Pwntatoz Жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ dude, the setup and execution of "not them kitty cats too" is an absolute masterpiece.

  • @jaredl1480

    @jaredl1480

    6 ай бұрын

    FUCK EM. That's what got me lol

  • @blackbandz3385
    @blackbandz3385 Жыл бұрын

    “Who’s roe” removed my spirit

  • @HotaruZoku
    @HotaruZoku Жыл бұрын

    This man is a GOD of somehow making comedy SINCERELY emotionally satisfying in ways it's never been before. There are WORLD's in his videos, and I want more of every single one.

  • @somethingclever1457
    @somethingclever14572 жыл бұрын

    This is my whole ass marriage. Problem is, shes slowly getting proved right about stuff. And every time she is, it just makes it harder and harder for me to dismiss the health benefits of moon rocks in her tummy.

  • @Autconscipatheonive

    @Autconscipatheonive

    2 жыл бұрын

    What crazy stuff does she believe? And what's been proven correct?

  • @lefu7812

    @lefu7812

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please do elaborate

  • @tarcio936

    @tarcio936

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hym????

  • @JiminyHCriquet

    @JiminyHCriquet

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I agree dude. the sun is flat as fuck. literally the only reason people think planets are real is because of the marketing they did for Star Trek in the 60s. total bullshit. but I mean Star Trek is a friggin good show but like no need to friggin lie to people about space being real y'know?

  • @dopaminecloud

    @dopaminecloud

    2 жыл бұрын

    People that use being right about one thing as evidence for being right about anything other than that one thing are too fucking stupid to be right by anything but coincidence

  • @arcticcrisp8226
    @arcticcrisp82262 жыл бұрын

    It just doesn't end you keep these skits coming and they're always amazing

  • @nonameherself1302
    @nonameherself13025 ай бұрын

    😭 Cant betray mans best friend.

  • @TophinatorStreams
    @TophinatorStreams4 ай бұрын

    She a "no thanks, I got myself, tonight" kinda freak.

  • @ckampen
    @ckampen2 жыл бұрын

    I keep fucking forgetting that this dude plays both characters! So good!

  • @bluebird1914

    @bluebird1914

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too. Dude really pulls off that wig.

  • @dalcowboiz
    @dalcowboiz2 жыл бұрын

    This video is way too long, makes it 1000x better somehow. Like it just keeps going. She the freakin energizer bunny

  • @agaba5500
    @agaba550011 ай бұрын

    accurate. except for the last part where they still hangout

  • @drivethrupoet
    @drivethrupoet6 ай бұрын

    As a woman in her 40s who was hot in her 20s, I can tell you I'd mess around with guys at parties like this pretty often. It was funny and a good way to gauge the guy's character by his reaction.

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