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@junkid3559 Жыл бұрын
I respect the confidence. Man literally just put on a wig and called himself a 10/10.
@hephaestusXZ
Жыл бұрын
You have no Idea how hard I laughed at this. I'm so used to his videos I couldn't see it at all.
@Igor-my6ml
Жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@williamcincis1977
Жыл бұрын
This man is a 10/10 all the time wig or not
@brunsomarrr
Жыл бұрын
commit to the bit
@jordanmartens5591
Жыл бұрын
I was buying it no questions asked
@goro99732 жыл бұрын
You wonder how far it's gonna go and then you see that there are still three minutes left...
@mrtophat12
2 жыл бұрын
~4:10 for me.
@thegunreaper3418
2 жыл бұрын
what about 420
@adri2703
2 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely true hahahaha
@Malthusia
2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@yairpolo1
2 жыл бұрын
Same thought here!!!!! Hahahahaha
@SlashingShadow Жыл бұрын
Not many people can drag out this style of video for 5 minutes and make the whole thing actually funny 👏
@mamboculture7101
5 ай бұрын
Lmao I didn’t even realize that was 5 whole minutes 😂 I was so sucked in!
@j03150315
4 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard throughout the video it hurts 😂😂😂
@tde4438 Жыл бұрын
Doctors speculate there’s 25 different categories of emotion and I felt every single one in this video. Well done~
@IsaiahRichards692
9 ай бұрын
I, too, felt *everything* !
@shaultzur8646
7 ай бұрын
Emotional damage!
@andreachurchill145
5 ай бұрын
This comment made me LOL
@SexyyetSweet94
5 ай бұрын
Actually there are 27 distinct categories of emotion.
@klutzykate123
3 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
@dragoonarchive91972 жыл бұрын
This was a fucking emotional rollercoaster, I felt depression, fear, hope and happiness
@randal_gibbons
2 жыл бұрын
No shit. I didn't know where this one was going.
@themostmagicskeleton273
2 жыл бұрын
I just felt fear
@glitterpenguin
2 жыл бұрын
In that order? Lol
@j03150315
2 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece of film history!! Agreed!!!
@king_loser94
2 жыл бұрын
Lolol
@UberDanger2 жыл бұрын
My personal take is that most of these were anecdotal and he dates crazy chicks
@jessISaRicePrincess
2 жыл бұрын
Uber TF u doing here dude
@totaldan99
2 жыл бұрын
@@jessISaRicePrincess Appreciating culture
@Mathias-vi3gf
2 жыл бұрын
My man uberdanger - a king of comedy respecting another king 🤴
@Nobody-hc1rw
2 жыл бұрын
Lovely meeting you at this side of the interwebz
@cotyorsbun4734
2 жыл бұрын
your fallout series changed my life
@mindfulsticks Жыл бұрын
Harambe did 9/11 is the most iconic thing I've heard you say
@vol947 ай бұрын
"I ate some." First time in months that I've snickered
@OkamiToge2 жыл бұрын
"I ate the rocks...Was up?..." Ah hell she's literal about gettin her minerals.
@noahwright2113
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO
@bl4ckn01r7
2 жыл бұрын
Bitch actually be grindin' rock hard
@kateherr2893
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, he met Abigail from Stardew!
@graysonofthewood3747
2 жыл бұрын
That pica do hit hard sometimes tho
@MoboTheMegaRobo
2 жыл бұрын
She gets 'em right from the source.
@tangodroid2 жыл бұрын
When you are actually relieved she is into crystals and astrology... Until you are not
@kallenamos1085
2 жыл бұрын
I ate them
@scarsch1286
2 жыл бұрын
@@kallenamos1085 Hmm? Sorry I must’ve not have… heard you right. Come again?
@itsamichelangelo3129
2 жыл бұрын
@@scarsch1286 They're in my tummy
@Squirrel-zq6oe
2 жыл бұрын
@@scarsch1286 I basically AM the moon
@scarsch1286
2 жыл бұрын
@@Squirrel-zq6oe 😳
@officersoulknight6321 Жыл бұрын
That was actually a really wholesome ending that taught a moral to always sympathize
@hutchphilpot6870
Ай бұрын
Yeah I’m sure that was the main point he was trying to convey, sympathy. 🤦🏽♂️
@hexisplus9104 Жыл бұрын
'Mitch Miconnel, I wrote him in.' spat my tea out.
@elgatofelix8917
Ай бұрын
"Our turtle prince" 😂
@supaisusama2 жыл бұрын
I love how at each level of crazy it's like he's taking stock on how much soul he still has left to chip away.
@gracefrederick6633
Жыл бұрын
And he drew the line at the pups and the kitty cats. Professionals have STANDARDS
@Zerum69 Жыл бұрын
He's into anything she throws at him, but he draws the line where it MATTERS Them puppers and kittens deserve respect
@AntonAdelson
Жыл бұрын
Vaccines matter too! Other than that, sure, as long as she's fun!
@kellyg7591
Жыл бұрын
Preach! 🐈🐩🐕🦮💗
@tymiller3295
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely thank you for saying so
@spaceface2918
Жыл бұрын
He ruffused to turn on the puppos and kitties.
@DrumToTheBassWoop
Жыл бұрын
Its what separates Barbarians from civilised folk, it's a good acid test for someone's character.
@yianmartinez77997 ай бұрын
This man has had me google things I had never thought I would google; today it was “when was Harambe born?”
@Mairdrin Жыл бұрын
shit gets real when you realize this is a lowkey message that no matter how different you might be you can still find ways to identify with and understand and respect others on a deep level
@ludvig3242
5 ай бұрын
Respect? Nah 😂
@dontevenstart
5 ай бұрын
WTF
@Astro2024
4 ай бұрын
You can't fix her
@jdemuro1
2 ай бұрын
Uhhhh don't just agree with girls because you're trying to hook up.
@Mairdrin
2 ай бұрын
@@jdemuro1 I'm gay what
@shonenderp1642 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly wholesome ending there, with a touch of strange. I dig it
@Ott3r5losh
2 жыл бұрын
This man needs my money
@oxiary
2 жыл бұрын
brah tbh is so truu peeps be agreeing jus to bang and dhen end up in a super toxic relationship XD
@niyiboots3641
2 жыл бұрын
Do not eat her food!!!!!!
@marcusrichards6117
2 жыл бұрын
thought in the end she was gonna be like “i love it when they just agree with me”
@Solalola11
2 жыл бұрын
ya UHH
@fatt_dragon2 жыл бұрын
I've been married to the most beautiful and crazy woman I've ever met for half my life, but shit man I'd hand her divorce papers if she told me the sun was flat
@elijahelisha8229
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@johnseaney1871
Жыл бұрын
@@elijahelisha8229 I stg
@blahblahblahblah2837
Жыл бұрын
Has it been worth it? Was her hotness worth the craziness?
@fatt_dragon
Жыл бұрын
@@blahblahblahblah2837 ahh can't complain too much, been 20 years and I still got all me bits
@lastmanstanding7155
Жыл бұрын
@@fatt_dragon Make sure you keep the bits bruv
@emily28156 ай бұрын
bro I was disassociating and depressed before seeing this video on my feed and it actually cheered me up and made me laugh lol you just kept going!
@urmomstraight Жыл бұрын
this many "wassup" in a single video is just astounding, a true masterpiece
@VeraExora2 жыл бұрын
When she said "as long as it wasn't a dog" I started screaming "DRAW THE LINE! PLEASE! IT'S S OVER!"
@DerickMasai
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was cool even with the astrology, dogs though? Fuck that 😂😂
@sldenn5303
2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@etyl2494
2 жыл бұрын
I thought "how could a turtle be a dog?"
@cpt.midwich2821
2 жыл бұрын
@@etyl2494 Someone is maidenless here
@josejoaquinbenitez6485
Жыл бұрын
He should've drawn the line when she acused Harambe of doing 9/11. Harambe was a hero! >:(
@wojill54202 жыл бұрын
You had me at "I voted for Mitch McConnell". I lost it. You are pure comic gold
@awwtss1
2 жыл бұрын
Can u explain for us non Americans?
@echolaveau2761
2 жыл бұрын
@@awwtss1 really old politician guy that looks like an ancient turtle who is evil. Like actually evil and pretty influential. He's one of the main senate guys
@Askarcher
2 жыл бұрын
“I wrote him in.” 😳 damn, this bitch is so crazy, it’s so good 😳
@mullac1992
2 жыл бұрын
@@echolaveau2761 I don't think you emphasised just how evil he is
@patrickhardy7867
2 жыл бұрын
@@awwtss1 he is the Republican minority leader of the Senate. Basically he supports Trump and everything he did
@ggwp638BC10 ай бұрын
These are not the crazies to worry about. The crazies to worry about are the ones who only had abusive exes.
@dessertcactus
3 ай бұрын
Ehh that one's a 50/50. There's a chance the person could've just had bad luck, especially if they only dated one or two people. But I know what you're saying.
@zenyatta50644 ай бұрын
You drawing the line at cats made my day
@ryanhelm1813 Жыл бұрын
"I basically am the moon." Sokka: I understand.
@valhatan3907
5 ай бұрын
That's rough buddy
@gaylord_timberlake9549
5 ай бұрын
@@valhatan3907omg you two are killing me after the video already did I'm crying 😭
@Realshugarbaby Жыл бұрын
AND PUTTING MY MOON BLOOD INTO MY BANANA BREAD. *Lip smacks* 😭😭😭😂
@supersolomob42210 ай бұрын
“I mean people are going to clip this” caught me off guard with the 4th wall break lol
@rachaelkras2386 Жыл бұрын
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" literally had me choke and spit my tea out. ABSOLUTELY DEAD. 💀
@joshmonus
4 ай бұрын
What about WTC building 7? No plane, no jet fuel. Come on, let's hear the cognitive dissonance.
@rynetroast27312 жыл бұрын
-“IM PUTTIN MA MOON BLOOD IN MA BANANA BREAD” -“cool”
@mikek7660
2 жыл бұрын
it was the fucking lip smack after that did it for me
@ladynori
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@JaeTracie
5 ай бұрын
THIS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gilanaf13472 жыл бұрын
The little “I’m a cute girl” facial expressions she makes throughout
@XDMcGee
2 жыл бұрын
"she"
@beesafesweetheart8738
Жыл бұрын
@@XDMcGee there is no need for quotes because the man is playing a character
@XDMcGee
Жыл бұрын
@@beesafesweetheart8738 just lol
@emmettdonkeydoodle6230
Жыл бұрын
@@beesafesweetheart8738 and what would be the need for quotes if it wasn’t a character?
@ivantamayoromero1668
Жыл бұрын
"She" dawg?
@thaloblue10 ай бұрын
I had a chain of insane best friends growing up. They were all horse girls. One of the crazier ones actually had a bearded dragon. That's how we became friends. She disliked small talk but was impressed that I bothered to ask her what a bearded dragon was instead of cracking a joke like "oh yeah? I have a purple giraffe back home." Every time she got a period cramp she would drop to the ground and curl up in a ball. I think she might have needed to get checked out. But we were middle-school aged and our parents were ignorant woo-woo homeschoolers so everyone just wrote that off as eccentric not as endo or fibroids or something.
@pablovirus Жыл бұрын
the immense amounts of sweat always make these skits so much funnier lmao
@psyfozim2 жыл бұрын
He's trying so hard to keep up but the crazy is galaxy-tier
@Askarcher
Жыл бұрын
GALAXY TIER
@broombromden498
9 ай бұрын
Galactikal
@marcussimmons57692 жыл бұрын
"You said flat sun?" had me out. Such..... CURIOUS disappointment. That was beautifully hilarious.
@aazhie
Жыл бұрын
Confused and disappointed xD
@simoncameron4355 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe how hard I laughed at this man, glad I found you. The way you represent my younger self trying to get with a girl, and they way you as a girl find a way to make it even more ridiculous is just perfect!
@kirby72945 ай бұрын
"Just because we disagree on some stuff" that "stuff" you disagree on is objective reality.
@digimonresearch Жыл бұрын
4:00 He could accept Flat Sun... but hating cats and dogs crosses the line..
@animeshnarnawre62012 жыл бұрын
After that unexpected ending, i realised he summed up relationships perfectly. Accept your differences. And then try to erase some.
@juliom3552
2 жыл бұрын
Specially that rock eating stuff.
@benhawk4214
2 жыл бұрын
Erasing differences is a pretty threatening way to put it but yeah
@ultimateloser3411
Жыл бұрын
Erase relationships. Got it
@sethiddings7293
Жыл бұрын
Naw you aren't supposed to erase differences. Draw boundaries, accept things that aren't crossing them. Erasing differences would lead you to becoming the same person. If you're both the same person ONE of you isn't necessary.
@gromswowguide7927
Жыл бұрын
@@sethiddings7293 yeah, that's when it's time to stabby stab the unnecessary partner.
@BruceLeon8311 ай бұрын
Bro.. you comic Genius. I had to take a actual break to breathe!🤣💀These videos be killin' me.
@breadpirateoverhereАй бұрын
the way he said "you said flat sun?" cracked me up so bad hahahhaa
@aarondbeck2 жыл бұрын
this had me bennyflippin so hard I put my moon blood straight into my banana bread
@adamisom4295
2 жыл бұрын
Aaron where did u get this moon blood...
@aarondbeck
2 жыл бұрын
from the Turtle Prince, it helps spiritually, mentally, everything
@Squiddyize
2 жыл бұрын
can't even see...
@DUHRIZEO
2 жыл бұрын
How's that uterus working out for you dog
@AnotherCarGuy375
2 жыл бұрын
I just found out moonblood was a thing... Now thats stuck in my head...
@iyziejane2 жыл бұрын
They say the perfect girl doesn't exist
@dom8429
2 жыл бұрын
and they would be right except for her of course. she IS perfection
@shaquezr.9541
2 жыл бұрын
@@dom8429 indeed
@ShaferHart
Жыл бұрын
_I like my women the way I like my senate majorities: voting for Mitch McConnell._
@jamesdewane1642
Жыл бұрын
@@ShaferHart What's a beautiful quip like this doing here all neglected? You even chose a special font
@I.DONT.read.notifs.hatefuljerk
Жыл бұрын
vice versa
@chrisitan490911 ай бұрын
this is honestly one of the best youtube videos in existence, thank u
@shadowofluxford2559 Жыл бұрын
This was comedic gold it cured my long battle with depression lately well done sir.
@namelesspeach52312 жыл бұрын
"And Timmy that was how mommy and daddy met :)" Brave Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III whose soul lies in the land of death: woah that explains a lot
@meagain177
2 жыл бұрын
It would explain Timmy… lolz
@ScientObject40
2 жыл бұрын
RIP For ever and ever sweet prince.
@sweetfreeze5528
Жыл бұрын
Mommy and Daddy had...the...seggs?!
@hephaestusXZ
Жыл бұрын
@@meagain177 Aye , as if after pregnancy she became more chill and the crazy manifested in Timmy xD
@escotanner2 жыл бұрын
I love that out of everything she said, he draws the line at dogs and cats
@no-qo2rc Жыл бұрын
The "Who's Roe..." part fuckin kilt me 🤣
@TheDealer1228
Жыл бұрын
Who’s Wade? 🤨
@foxlancaster40444 ай бұрын
That Coof shot jazz is gonna age like milk.
@bernielarsen81082 жыл бұрын
"Someone's gonna clip this. Pfffft." Got me good.
@Hiro_3972 жыл бұрын
Man can't wait for some more... honestly the Timmy and his reincarnated story to unfold more
@Tekkenandgaming
2 жыл бұрын
Yes you can, you will like the rest of us wait for they awesomeness to resume.
@carterneis8469
2 жыл бұрын
Need it
@DonC-TT
2 жыл бұрын
More Timmy!!!!!
@minecat-anisapria-7965
2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE SAUCE
@AnotherCarGuy375
2 жыл бұрын
"Ayyyo Memooo!" Memo -"AYYOO?!" "Fuck up outta here!!" Memo -"Aighhtt!"
@okaeja9097 Жыл бұрын
This was an absolute roller coaster and I loved every second of it
@michaelasichalkovanavratil86013 ай бұрын
This had totally therapeutical effect for me. I can't describe it at all, but... Thank you.
@alexrose202 жыл бұрын
crossing the line at dogs and cats is the most accurate part of this whole conversation
@mordredpendragon1235 Жыл бұрын
1:50 Damn there's 3 minutes left and am already dead
@m15thios2 ай бұрын
this is prolly my favorite skit you've done lmao. bravo bravoo
@mastermauxnox10 ай бұрын
Weird recommended video on 9/11, somehow makes this funnier
@abellopez65972 жыл бұрын
The excessive sweating always hits home lol
@KH-ur9ed2 жыл бұрын
Watched a KZread short the other day where a girl was legit talking about the value of swallowing certain rocks. I thought it was a joke so I watched the thing twice thinking I missed something. However because the algorithm is based on length watching it caused my feed to be filled with people who conscientiously eat rocks...so that's how things are going.
@PadaV4
2 жыл бұрын
what the fuuuck.
@KH-ur9ed
2 жыл бұрын
@@PadaV4 that was my exact response.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting this knowledge in my brain. Im gonna go unalive myself now
@themaggattack
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: some dinosaurs swallowed big rocks that would stay in their stomach churning around, helping them to digest food. Maybe moon girl's lizard brain is deeply connected to her prehistoric ancestors and that's why she feels driven to eat rocks. 🌚🪨🦕 Jk. That b is crazy.
@KH-ur9ed
2 жыл бұрын
@@themaggattack if it worked for the dinosaurs....bottoms up because it's not like anything bad happened to them.
@melodydaftarian3360 Жыл бұрын
This is insane what a genius you fit so much in auch a short timeframe i just wish that poor girl had more time to talk
@mighty_magee25209 ай бұрын
Name a more iconic due than this guy and himself
@getdirecti0ns2 жыл бұрын
She’s a 10…. But she voted for Mitch McConnell as a write in candidate… 😳☠️
@VeteranVandal
Жыл бұрын
That discounts like a 5 from her score.
@brieb402 Жыл бұрын
I love how denying his love of kittens & puppies is the breaking point🤣🤣
@garystinten9339
4 ай бұрын
Coughsneeze
@zachgrimmer81967 ай бұрын
Bro I love your skits, so funny 😂
@roxannedelport22445 ай бұрын
Instant sub ! You're HILARIOUS ,dude ! Love it
@doommuffinz52762 жыл бұрын
'I'm more of a flat sun kind of girl" 😂😂😂
@hollowichigo45682 жыл бұрын
This is literally anyone who has the hots for Harley Quinn she crazy but she's hot
@skeetsmcgrew3282
2 жыл бұрын
You dont like start a life with Harley Quinn. You have an awesome one night stand with her. And then she kills you when you never call her again, but tbh, worth the risk. I can move, this town is bullshit anyway
@hollowichigo4568
2 жыл бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Worth the felonies
@zenosama3172
2 жыл бұрын
@@hollowichigo4568 yep ill just add them to the list
@R005t3r
Жыл бұрын
I'm not seeing the problem.
@bluebird1914
Жыл бұрын
Tbf as long as you don't fuck with Harley, she's not going to direct that towards you.
@russlegibs4490Ай бұрын
Lmfao omg, this man will forever be a legend. "PUT MY MOON BLOOD INTO MY BANANA BREAD"😂🤣
@ssamiuddin1 Жыл бұрын
oh, wow, wow! the humour, the editing, acting, writing! fkn brilliant
@seanptk80432 жыл бұрын
As long as she's above the Vicky-Dozman Diagonal on the hot crazy scale, she's a keeper as proposed by Barney Stinson
@josejoaquinbenitez6485
Жыл бұрын
She kinda has the same level of crazy as a redhead hairdresser named Tiffany.
@VeteranVandal
Жыл бұрын
She can't be crazier so...
@THO743
Жыл бұрын
'Vickie Mendoza'
@LaZeRg205 Жыл бұрын
I needed this. I needed to be reminded that just cuz she's hot doesn't mean i need to agree with her or indulge her obsessions and crazy interests. Thank you man!
@sethiddings7293
Жыл бұрын
Pimp don't simp ;D
@rainbomg
6 ай бұрын
Most girls would rather have a real conversation I think?
@apple_piethief9750
6 ай бұрын
Or just find someone that you actually like and find attractive? And not fake a connection? I understand accidentally becoming a yes-man because of nerves, or accidentally letting good looking people walk all over you because their face is just that obnoxiously good, but making a conscious decision to fake care about their passions because you want any 'in' you can take to their bed is just manipulative
@rainbomg
5 ай бұрын
@@apple_piethief9750 no no no it’s _her_ fault bc she crazy, but also hot, but men really like hot hole, so, how to get hot hole? Pretend like hot hole is person with value, get hole LOL silly hole You see, woman only meant to be hot hole for secks. The premise that one (and by “one” I mean the cool, smart, superior man one) might be voluntarily spending his incredibly valuable time with a woman just to hear what she has to say about things and not to gain her trust to legally access her hole(s) is a false premise because as we’ve been told our w*hole 🤠 lives, “guys only want one thing” …and… it’s… well you know, it’s …that thing is… it’s the hole. So it’s implied that when any conversation is already _just_ being tolerated as a technique to gain access to the real goal, your wacky or relatable treks to get through them can be a male bonding experience. Hence the common mockery of attractive females talking in a way that belittles their intellects and the common hostility towards intelligent females talking in a way that reprioritizes their level of attractiveness; the problem of course is that she’s talking, and he has abruptly diminished gains after hole is accessed. demz da rulez Have I sufficiently beaten this dead horse yet or should I make a DV joke now? /s
Bra!!!! This is an epic master piece. Had me hangin on every second of every step
@DaClems2 жыл бұрын
Andrew out here single handedly curing my depression and anxiety before bedtime. Love you, bro
@_starlegion2 жыл бұрын
It is so crazy to me that people genuinely believe shit like that and the logic makes total sense to them.
@fahimrind9714
2 жыл бұрын
is it? Think about what you believe in and you'll see a couple of things which straight up make no sense at all. It's part of being human, some just have that trait turned up to 11.
@haniffat
2 жыл бұрын
@@fahimrind9714 you must be flat sun kinda guy
@Ice-pe6vi
2 жыл бұрын
@@fahimrind9714 You might be a rare case of a flat moon person
@yoyo21926
2 жыл бұрын
@@haniffat hope your immune system is doing ok on your 10th booster shot. any medicine that has to be to taken repeatedly and is coerced is a red flag to me.
@pinkfurret6245
2 жыл бұрын
@@yoyo21926 So.... Most medicines?? All medicines even??
@AaronKeyes552 ай бұрын
'I basically am the moon" LMFAOOOO
@JonSteitzer4 ай бұрын
I don't know how he decided to try on the wig, where he found it, what that journey was, but I'm so glad it happened. I'm glad that it happened, and that we all were lucky enough to be here for it.
@forgottenartform2 жыл бұрын
When you're medically crazy but she makes you look sane and stable in comparison 😂 and ive seen dragons crawling up cathedral spires in the middle of the day in the city
@Askarcher
2 жыл бұрын
Bro did you say dragons?... That’s cool af.
@quarepercutisproximum9582
2 жыл бұрын
i didn't know "crazy" was a medical condition... i know "insane" is a legal condition/ mental state, but what does "medically crazy" entail?
@Joey099
2 жыл бұрын
@@quarepercutisproximum9582i would guess maybe schizophrenia he isn't writing gibberish so he isn't fully insane just prone to hallucinating
@AmazingAutist
2 жыл бұрын
@@quarepercutisproximum9582 🙄
@Kaye23X4
2 жыл бұрын
@@quarepercutisproximum9582 I didn't know sentences could start with lower-case letters. Did you also know you don't break a bone? You "fracture it" even if you BREAK it. Language is such a interesting thing. Words change meaning and words stop getting used and replaced. Very interesting. Retard used to be an acceptable term. Are you saying you don't understand the word crazy? That's crazy man. You knew what he meant, we all did. You're not a hero. Relax
@AndreiJikh Жыл бұрын
- every Tinder date
@JadedBlur4 ай бұрын
lmao!! this is hilarious but the warehouse worker video about overtime and giving your life to your employer is still number one to me !!! lmao
@Meepers_the_Great6 ай бұрын
This score is beautiful, yall
@davidstorrs Жыл бұрын
I kept hoping it was going to end with her saying "Guys just keep agreeing with me because they want to bang me, so I've gotten curious about how far I can push it. Congratulations! You've got way more integrity than most of them."
@spacetaco048
Жыл бұрын
Normal? Plain? Vanilla? Grey? Average? Boring? Default? Well if that's the kinda stuff you like... I meeeaan... you do you.
@RobertWestDavid
Жыл бұрын
You could do this, followed by his relief but then she'd have to keep doing crazy stuff after or it would not be funny.
@NKWTI
Жыл бұрын
Does it really count as integrity though?
@Eminence_1337
Жыл бұрын
@@spacetaco048 not everyone likes being insane nothing wrong with being normal
@spacetaco048
Жыл бұрын
@@Eminence_1337 I’m talking about the humor There’s no joke if this is just normal
@sacske2 жыл бұрын
This instantly answers the old question of: Would you rather be with a girl who dabbles in crystal meth or is super into crystals?
@DrDrift-rl6cc
2 жыл бұрын
…. so the answer is crystal meth?
@sacske
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrDrift-rl6cc exactly
@jasminemariedarling
2 жыл бұрын
@@sacske lmao
@emmanuelpena2228
2 жыл бұрын
Super into crystals. 100%. Dabbling can easily turn into addiction
@ludvig3242
Жыл бұрын
That's a hard one.
@my.haunted.b0nes Жыл бұрын
This lives rent free in my head I know it's outdated to have a favorites list, but this is on it
@xXEYSPENXx Жыл бұрын
I love this style of videos you make. Funny asf
@Zarkulthar2 жыл бұрын
I would lose what’s left of my mind talking to that women
@kalvaxus2 жыл бұрын
"I basically am the moon. I am rock girl". That goes on my tombstone!
@BillyRayCoolAF3 ай бұрын
That "...yeah" is comedy gold.
@TheRCrispimАй бұрын
"i basically am the moon"
@jesuisunconnardmaisjairaison.2 жыл бұрын
EVERYTHING. Everything is pure golden comedy in this witty skit. I love it.
@Pwntatoz Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ dude, the setup and execution of "not them kitty cats too" is an absolute masterpiece.
@jaredl1480
6 ай бұрын
FUCK EM. That's what got me lol
@blackbandz3385 Жыл бұрын
“Who’s roe” removed my spirit
@HotaruZoku Жыл бұрын
This man is a GOD of somehow making comedy SINCERELY emotionally satisfying in ways it's never been before. There are WORLD's in his videos, and I want more of every single one.
@somethingclever14572 жыл бұрын
This is my whole ass marriage. Problem is, shes slowly getting proved right about stuff. And every time she is, it just makes it harder and harder for me to dismiss the health benefits of moon rocks in her tummy.
@Autconscipatheonive
2 жыл бұрын
What crazy stuff does she believe? And what's been proven correct?
@lefu7812
2 жыл бұрын
Please do elaborate
@tarcio936
2 жыл бұрын
Hym????
@JiminyHCriquet
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree dude. the sun is flat as fuck. literally the only reason people think planets are real is because of the marketing they did for Star Trek in the 60s. total bullshit. but I mean Star Trek is a friggin good show but like no need to friggin lie to people about space being real y'know?
@dopaminecloud
2 жыл бұрын
People that use being right about one thing as evidence for being right about anything other than that one thing are too fucking stupid to be right by anything but coincidence
@arcticcrisp82262 жыл бұрын
It just doesn't end you keep these skits coming and they're always amazing
@nonameherself13025 ай бұрын
😭 Cant betray mans best friend.
@TophinatorStreams4 ай бұрын
She a "no thanks, I got myself, tonight" kinda freak.
@ckampen2 жыл бұрын
I keep fucking forgetting that this dude plays both characters! So good!
@bluebird1914
Жыл бұрын
Me too. Dude really pulls off that wig.
@dalcowboiz2 жыл бұрын
This video is way too long, makes it 1000x better somehow. Like it just keeps going. She the freakin energizer bunny
@agaba550011 ай бұрын
accurate. except for the last part where they still hangout
@drivethrupoet6 ай бұрын
As a woman in her 40s who was hot in her 20s, I can tell you I'd mess around with guys at parties like this pretty often. It was funny and a good way to gauge the guy's character by his reaction.
Пікірлер: 3 300
I respect the confidence. Man literally just put on a wig and called himself a 10/10.
@hephaestusXZ
Жыл бұрын
You have no Idea how hard I laughed at this. I'm so used to his videos I couldn't see it at all.
@Igor-my6ml
Жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@williamcincis1977
Жыл бұрын
This man is a 10/10 all the time wig or not
@brunsomarrr
Жыл бұрын
commit to the bit
@jordanmartens5591
Жыл бұрын
I was buying it no questions asked
You wonder how far it's gonna go and then you see that there are still three minutes left...
@mrtophat12
2 жыл бұрын
~4:10 for me.
@thegunreaper3418
2 жыл бұрын
what about 420
@adri2703
2 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely true hahahaha
@Malthusia
2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@yairpolo1
2 жыл бұрын
Same thought here!!!!! Hahahahaha
Not many people can drag out this style of video for 5 minutes and make the whole thing actually funny 👏
@mamboculture7101
5 ай бұрын
Lmao I didn’t even realize that was 5 whole minutes 😂 I was so sucked in!
@j03150315
4 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard throughout the video it hurts 😂😂😂
Doctors speculate there’s 25 different categories of emotion and I felt every single one in this video. Well done~
@IsaiahRichards692
9 ай бұрын
I, too, felt *everything* !
@shaultzur8646
7 ай бұрын
Emotional damage!
@andreachurchill145
5 ай бұрын
This comment made me LOL
@SexyyetSweet94
5 ай бұрын
Actually there are 27 distinct categories of emotion.
@klutzykate123
3 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
This was a fucking emotional rollercoaster, I felt depression, fear, hope and happiness
@randal_gibbons
2 жыл бұрын
No shit. I didn't know where this one was going.
@themostmagicskeleton273
2 жыл бұрын
I just felt fear
@glitterpenguin
2 жыл бұрын
In that order? Lol
@j03150315
2 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece of film history!! Agreed!!!
@king_loser94
2 жыл бұрын
Lolol
My personal take is that most of these were anecdotal and he dates crazy chicks
@jessISaRicePrincess
2 жыл бұрын
Uber TF u doing here dude
@totaldan99
2 жыл бұрын
@@jessISaRicePrincess Appreciating culture
@Mathias-vi3gf
2 жыл бұрын
My man uberdanger - a king of comedy respecting another king 🤴
@Nobody-hc1rw
2 жыл бұрын
Lovely meeting you at this side of the interwebz
@cotyorsbun4734
2 жыл бұрын
your fallout series changed my life
Harambe did 9/11 is the most iconic thing I've heard you say
"I ate some." First time in months that I've snickered
"I ate the rocks...Was up?..." Ah hell she's literal about gettin her minerals.
@noahwright2113
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO
@bl4ckn01r7
2 жыл бұрын
Bitch actually be grindin' rock hard
@kateherr2893
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, he met Abigail from Stardew!
@graysonofthewood3747
2 жыл бұрын
That pica do hit hard sometimes tho
@MoboTheMegaRobo
2 жыл бұрын
She gets 'em right from the source.
When you are actually relieved she is into crystals and astrology... Until you are not
@kallenamos1085
2 жыл бұрын
I ate them
@scarsch1286
2 жыл бұрын
@@kallenamos1085 Hmm? Sorry I must’ve not have… heard you right. Come again?
@itsamichelangelo3129
2 жыл бұрын
@@scarsch1286 They're in my tummy
@Squirrel-zq6oe
2 жыл бұрын
@@scarsch1286 I basically AM the moon
@scarsch1286
2 жыл бұрын
@@Squirrel-zq6oe 😳
That was actually a really wholesome ending that taught a moral to always sympathize
@hutchphilpot6870
Ай бұрын
Yeah I’m sure that was the main point he was trying to convey, sympathy. 🤦🏽♂️
'Mitch Miconnel, I wrote him in.' spat my tea out.
@elgatofelix8917
Ай бұрын
"Our turtle prince" 😂
I love how at each level of crazy it's like he's taking stock on how much soul he still has left to chip away.
@gracefrederick6633
Жыл бұрын
And he drew the line at the pups and the kitty cats. Professionals have STANDARDS
He's into anything she throws at him, but he draws the line where it MATTERS Them puppers and kittens deserve respect
@AntonAdelson
Жыл бұрын
Vaccines matter too! Other than that, sure, as long as she's fun!
@kellyg7591
Жыл бұрын
Preach! 🐈🐩🐕🦮💗
@tymiller3295
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely thank you for saying so
@spaceface2918
Жыл бұрын
He ruffused to turn on the puppos and kitties.
@DrumToTheBassWoop
Жыл бұрын
Its what separates Barbarians from civilised folk, it's a good acid test for someone's character.
This man has had me google things I had never thought I would google; today it was “when was Harambe born?”
shit gets real when you realize this is a lowkey message that no matter how different you might be you can still find ways to identify with and understand and respect others on a deep level
@ludvig3242
5 ай бұрын
Respect? Nah 😂
@dontevenstart
5 ай бұрын
WTF
@Astro2024
4 ай бұрын
You can't fix her
@jdemuro1
2 ай бұрын
Uhhhh don't just agree with girls because you're trying to hook up.
@Mairdrin
2 ай бұрын
@@jdemuro1 I'm gay what
Surprisingly wholesome ending there, with a touch of strange. I dig it
@Ott3r5losh
2 жыл бұрын
This man needs my money
@oxiary
2 жыл бұрын
brah tbh is so truu peeps be agreeing jus to bang and dhen end up in a super toxic relationship XD
@niyiboots3641
2 жыл бұрын
Do not eat her food!!!!!!
@marcusrichards6117
2 жыл бұрын
thought in the end she was gonna be like “i love it when they just agree with me”
@Solalola11
2 жыл бұрын
ya UHH
I've been married to the most beautiful and crazy woman I've ever met for half my life, but shit man I'd hand her divorce papers if she told me the sun was flat
@elijahelisha8229
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@johnseaney1871
Жыл бұрын
@@elijahelisha8229 I stg
@blahblahblahblah2837
Жыл бұрын
Has it been worth it? Was her hotness worth the craziness?
@fatt_dragon
Жыл бұрын
@@blahblahblahblah2837 ahh can't complain too much, been 20 years and I still got all me bits
@lastmanstanding7155
Жыл бұрын
@@fatt_dragon Make sure you keep the bits bruv
bro I was disassociating and depressed before seeing this video on my feed and it actually cheered me up and made me laugh lol you just kept going!
this many "wassup" in a single video is just astounding, a true masterpiece
When she said "as long as it wasn't a dog" I started screaming "DRAW THE LINE! PLEASE! IT'S S OVER!"
@DerickMasai
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was cool even with the astrology, dogs though? Fuck that 😂😂
@sldenn5303
2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@etyl2494
2 жыл бұрын
I thought "how could a turtle be a dog?"
@cpt.midwich2821
2 жыл бұрын
@@etyl2494 Someone is maidenless here
@josejoaquinbenitez6485
Жыл бұрын
He should've drawn the line when she acused Harambe of doing 9/11. Harambe was a hero! >:(
You had me at "I voted for Mitch McConnell". I lost it. You are pure comic gold
@awwtss1
2 жыл бұрын
Can u explain for us non Americans?
@echolaveau2761
2 жыл бұрын
@@awwtss1 really old politician guy that looks like an ancient turtle who is evil. Like actually evil and pretty influential. He's one of the main senate guys
@Askarcher
2 жыл бұрын
“I wrote him in.” 😳 damn, this bitch is so crazy, it’s so good 😳
@mullac1992
2 жыл бұрын
@@echolaveau2761 I don't think you emphasised just how evil he is
@patrickhardy7867
2 жыл бұрын
@@awwtss1 he is the Republican minority leader of the Senate. Basically he supports Trump and everything he did
These are not the crazies to worry about. The crazies to worry about are the ones who only had abusive exes.
@dessertcactus
3 ай бұрын
Ehh that one's a 50/50. There's a chance the person could've just had bad luck, especially if they only dated one or two people. But I know what you're saying.
You drawing the line at cats made my day
"I basically am the moon." Sokka: I understand.
@valhatan3907
5 ай бұрын
That's rough buddy
@gaylord_timberlake9549
5 ай бұрын
@@valhatan3907omg you two are killing me after the video already did I'm crying 😭
AND PUTTING MY MOON BLOOD INTO MY BANANA BREAD. *Lip smacks* 😭😭😭😂
“I mean people are going to clip this” caught me off guard with the 4th wall break lol
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" literally had me choke and spit my tea out. ABSOLUTELY DEAD. 💀
@joshmonus
4 ай бұрын
What about WTC building 7? No plane, no jet fuel. Come on, let's hear the cognitive dissonance.
-“IM PUTTIN MA MOON BLOOD IN MA BANANA BREAD” -“cool”
@mikek7660
2 жыл бұрын
it was the fucking lip smack after that did it for me
@ladynori
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@JaeTracie
5 ай бұрын
THIS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The little “I’m a cute girl” facial expressions she makes throughout
@XDMcGee
2 жыл бұрын
"she"
@beesafesweetheart8738
Жыл бұрын
@@XDMcGee there is no need for quotes because the man is playing a character
@XDMcGee
Жыл бұрын
@@beesafesweetheart8738 just lol
@emmettdonkeydoodle6230
Жыл бұрын
@@beesafesweetheart8738 and what would be the need for quotes if it wasn’t a character?
@ivantamayoromero1668
Жыл бұрын
"She" dawg?
I had a chain of insane best friends growing up. They were all horse girls. One of the crazier ones actually had a bearded dragon. That's how we became friends. She disliked small talk but was impressed that I bothered to ask her what a bearded dragon was instead of cracking a joke like "oh yeah? I have a purple giraffe back home." Every time she got a period cramp she would drop to the ground and curl up in a ball. I think she might have needed to get checked out. But we were middle-school aged and our parents were ignorant woo-woo homeschoolers so everyone just wrote that off as eccentric not as endo or fibroids or something.
the immense amounts of sweat always make these skits so much funnier lmao
He's trying so hard to keep up but the crazy is galaxy-tier
@Askarcher
Жыл бұрын
GALAXY TIER
@broombromden498
9 ай бұрын
Galactikal
"You said flat sun?" had me out. Such..... CURIOUS disappointment. That was beautifully hilarious.
@aazhie
Жыл бұрын
Confused and disappointed xD
I can't believe how hard I laughed at this man, glad I found you. The way you represent my younger self trying to get with a girl, and they way you as a girl find a way to make it even more ridiculous is just perfect!
"Just because we disagree on some stuff" that "stuff" you disagree on is objective reality.
4:00 He could accept Flat Sun... but hating cats and dogs crosses the line..
After that unexpected ending, i realised he summed up relationships perfectly. Accept your differences. And then try to erase some.
@juliom3552
2 жыл бұрын
Specially that rock eating stuff.
@benhawk4214
2 жыл бұрын
Erasing differences is a pretty threatening way to put it but yeah
@ultimateloser3411
Жыл бұрын
Erase relationships. Got it
@sethiddings7293
Жыл бұрын
Naw you aren't supposed to erase differences. Draw boundaries, accept things that aren't crossing them. Erasing differences would lead you to becoming the same person. If you're both the same person ONE of you isn't necessary.
@gromswowguide7927
Жыл бұрын
@@sethiddings7293 yeah, that's when it's time to stabby stab the unnecessary partner.
Bro.. you comic Genius. I had to take a actual break to breathe!🤣💀These videos be killin' me.
the way he said "you said flat sun?" cracked me up so bad hahahhaa
this had me bennyflippin so hard I put my moon blood straight into my banana bread
@adamisom4295
2 жыл бұрын
Aaron where did u get this moon blood...
@aarondbeck
2 жыл бұрын
from the Turtle Prince, it helps spiritually, mentally, everything
@Squiddyize
2 жыл бұрын
can't even see...
@DUHRIZEO
2 жыл бұрын
How's that uterus working out for you dog
@AnotherCarGuy375
2 жыл бұрын
I just found out moonblood was a thing... Now thats stuck in my head...
They say the perfect girl doesn't exist
@dom8429
2 жыл бұрын
and they would be right except for her of course. she IS perfection
@shaquezr.9541
2 жыл бұрын
@@dom8429 indeed
@ShaferHart
Жыл бұрын
_I like my women the way I like my senate majorities: voting for Mitch McConnell._
@jamesdewane1642
Жыл бұрын
@@ShaferHart What's a beautiful quip like this doing here all neglected? You even chose a special font
@I.DONT.read.notifs.hatefuljerk
Жыл бұрын
vice versa
this is honestly one of the best youtube videos in existence, thank u
This was comedic gold it cured my long battle with depression lately well done sir.
"And Timmy that was how mommy and daddy met :)" Brave Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap III whose soul lies in the land of death: woah that explains a lot
@meagain177
2 жыл бұрын
It would explain Timmy… lolz
@ScientObject40
2 жыл бұрын
RIP For ever and ever sweet prince.
@sweetfreeze5528
Жыл бұрын
Mommy and Daddy had...the...seggs?!
@hephaestusXZ
Жыл бұрын
@@meagain177 Aye , as if after pregnancy she became more chill and the crazy manifested in Timmy xD
I love that out of everything she said, he draws the line at dogs and cats
The "Who's Roe..." part fuckin kilt me 🤣
@TheDealer1228
Жыл бұрын
Who’s Wade? 🤨
That Coof shot jazz is gonna age like milk.
"Someone's gonna clip this. Pfffft." Got me good.
Man can't wait for some more... honestly the Timmy and his reincarnated story to unfold more
@Tekkenandgaming
2 жыл бұрын
Yes you can, you will like the rest of us wait for they awesomeness to resume.
@carterneis8469
2 жыл бұрын
Need it
@DonC-TT
2 жыл бұрын
More Timmy!!!!!
@minecat-anisapria-7965
2 жыл бұрын
I AM THE SAUCE
@AnotherCarGuy375
2 жыл бұрын
"Ayyyo Memooo!" Memo -"AYYOO?!" "Fuck up outta here!!" Memo -"Aighhtt!"
This was an absolute roller coaster and I loved every second of it
This had totally therapeutical effect for me. I can't describe it at all, but... Thank you.
crossing the line at dogs and cats is the most accurate part of this whole conversation
1:50 Damn there's 3 minutes left and am already dead
this is prolly my favorite skit you've done lmao. bravo bravoo
Weird recommended video on 9/11, somehow makes this funnier
The excessive sweating always hits home lol
Watched a KZread short the other day where a girl was legit talking about the value of swallowing certain rocks. I thought it was a joke so I watched the thing twice thinking I missed something. However because the algorithm is based on length watching it caused my feed to be filled with people who conscientiously eat rocks...so that's how things are going.
@PadaV4
2 жыл бұрын
what the fuuuck.
@KH-ur9ed
2 жыл бұрын
@@PadaV4 that was my exact response.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for putting this knowledge in my brain. Im gonna go unalive myself now
@themaggattack
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: some dinosaurs swallowed big rocks that would stay in their stomach churning around, helping them to digest food. Maybe moon girl's lizard brain is deeply connected to her prehistoric ancestors and that's why she feels driven to eat rocks. 🌚🪨🦕 Jk. That b is crazy.
@KH-ur9ed
2 жыл бұрын
@@themaggattack if it worked for the dinosaurs....bottoms up because it's not like anything bad happened to them.
This is insane what a genius you fit so much in auch a short timeframe i just wish that poor girl had more time to talk
Name a more iconic due than this guy and himself
She’s a 10…. But she voted for Mitch McConnell as a write in candidate… 😳☠️
@VeteranVandal
Жыл бұрын
That discounts like a 5 from her score.
I love how denying his love of kittens & puppies is the breaking point🤣🤣
@garystinten9339
4 ай бұрын
Coughsneeze
Bro I love your skits, so funny 😂
Instant sub ! You're HILARIOUS ,dude ! Love it
'I'm more of a flat sun kind of girl" 😂😂😂
This is literally anyone who has the hots for Harley Quinn she crazy but she's hot
@skeetsmcgrew3282
2 жыл бұрын
You dont like start a life with Harley Quinn. You have an awesome one night stand with her. And then she kills you when you never call her again, but tbh, worth the risk. I can move, this town is bullshit anyway
@hollowichigo4568
2 жыл бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Worth the felonies
@zenosama3172
2 жыл бұрын
@@hollowichigo4568 yep ill just add them to the list
@R005t3r
Жыл бұрын
I'm not seeing the problem.
@bluebird1914
Жыл бұрын
Tbf as long as you don't fuck with Harley, she's not going to direct that towards you.
Lmfao omg, this man will forever be a legend. "PUT MY MOON BLOOD INTO MY BANANA BREAD"😂🤣
oh, wow, wow! the humour, the editing, acting, writing! fkn brilliant
As long as she's above the Vicky-Dozman Diagonal on the hot crazy scale, she's a keeper as proposed by Barney Stinson
@josejoaquinbenitez6485
Жыл бұрын
She kinda has the same level of crazy as a redhead hairdresser named Tiffany.
@VeteranVandal
Жыл бұрын
She can't be crazier so...
@THO743
Жыл бұрын
'Vickie Mendoza'
I needed this. I needed to be reminded that just cuz she's hot doesn't mean i need to agree with her or indulge her obsessions and crazy interests. Thank you man!
@sethiddings7293
Жыл бұрын
Pimp don't simp ;D
@rainbomg
6 ай бұрын
Most girls would rather have a real conversation I think?
@apple_piethief9750
6 ай бұрын
Or just find someone that you actually like and find attractive? And not fake a connection? I understand accidentally becoming a yes-man because of nerves, or accidentally letting good looking people walk all over you because their face is just that obnoxiously good, but making a conscious decision to fake care about their passions because you want any 'in' you can take to their bed is just manipulative
@rainbomg
5 ай бұрын
@@apple_piethief9750 no no no it’s _her_ fault bc she crazy, but also hot, but men really like hot hole, so, how to get hot hole? Pretend like hot hole is person with value, get hole LOL silly hole You see, woman only meant to be hot hole for secks. The premise that one (and by “one” I mean the cool, smart, superior man one) might be voluntarily spending his incredibly valuable time with a woman just to hear what she has to say about things and not to gain her trust to legally access her hole(s) is a false premise because as we’ve been told our w*hole 🤠 lives, “guys only want one thing” …and… it’s… well you know, it’s …that thing is… it’s the hole. So it’s implied that when any conversation is already _just_ being tolerated as a technique to gain access to the real goal, your wacky or relatable treks to get through them can be a male bonding experience. Hence the common mockery of attractive females talking in a way that belittles their intellects and the common hostility towards intelligent females talking in a way that reprioritizes their level of attractiveness; the problem of course is that she’s talking, and he has abruptly diminished gains after hole is accessed. demz da rulez Have I sufficiently beaten this dead horse yet or should I make a DV joke now? /s
@Womanfemale12
4 ай бұрын
@@apple_piethief9750 Amen
Unbelievably relatable. Dammit man! You. Are. Good!
Bra!!!! This is an epic master piece. Had me hangin on every second of every step
Andrew out here single handedly curing my depression and anxiety before bedtime. Love you, bro
It is so crazy to me that people genuinely believe shit like that and the logic makes total sense to them.
@fahimrind9714
2 жыл бұрын
is it? Think about what you believe in and you'll see a couple of things which straight up make no sense at all. It's part of being human, some just have that trait turned up to 11.
@haniffat
2 жыл бұрын
@@fahimrind9714 you must be flat sun kinda guy
@Ice-pe6vi
2 жыл бұрын
@@fahimrind9714 You might be a rare case of a flat moon person
@yoyo21926
2 жыл бұрын
@@haniffat hope your immune system is doing ok on your 10th booster shot. any medicine that has to be to taken repeatedly and is coerced is a red flag to me.
@pinkfurret6245
2 жыл бұрын
@@yoyo21926 So.... Most medicines?? All medicines even??
'I basically am the moon" LMFAOOOO
I don't know how he decided to try on the wig, where he found it, what that journey was, but I'm so glad it happened. I'm glad that it happened, and that we all were lucky enough to be here for it.
When you're medically crazy but she makes you look sane and stable in comparison 😂 and ive seen dragons crawling up cathedral spires in the middle of the day in the city
@Askarcher
2 жыл бұрын
Bro did you say dragons?... That’s cool af.
@quarepercutisproximum9582
2 жыл бұрын
i didn't know "crazy" was a medical condition... i know "insane" is a legal condition/ mental state, but what does "medically crazy" entail?
@Joey099
2 жыл бұрын
@@quarepercutisproximum9582i would guess maybe schizophrenia he isn't writing gibberish so he isn't fully insane just prone to hallucinating
@AmazingAutist
2 жыл бұрын
@@quarepercutisproximum9582 🙄
@Kaye23X4
2 жыл бұрын
@@quarepercutisproximum9582 I didn't know sentences could start with lower-case letters. Did you also know you don't break a bone? You "fracture it" even if you BREAK it. Language is such a interesting thing. Words change meaning and words stop getting used and replaced. Very interesting. Retard used to be an acceptable term. Are you saying you don't understand the word crazy? That's crazy man. You knew what he meant, we all did. You're not a hero. Relax
- every Tinder date
lmao!! this is hilarious but the warehouse worker video about overtime and giving your life to your employer is still number one to me !!! lmao
This score is beautiful, yall
I kept hoping it was going to end with her saying "Guys just keep agreeing with me because they want to bang me, so I've gotten curious about how far I can push it. Congratulations! You've got way more integrity than most of them."
@spacetaco048
Жыл бұрын
Normal? Plain? Vanilla? Grey? Average? Boring? Default? Well if that's the kinda stuff you like... I meeeaan... you do you.
@RobertWestDavid
Жыл бұрын
You could do this, followed by his relief but then she'd have to keep doing crazy stuff after or it would not be funny.
@NKWTI
Жыл бұрын
Does it really count as integrity though?
@Eminence_1337
Жыл бұрын
@@spacetaco048 not everyone likes being insane nothing wrong with being normal
@spacetaco048
Жыл бұрын
@@Eminence_1337 I’m talking about the humor There’s no joke if this is just normal
This instantly answers the old question of: Would you rather be with a girl who dabbles in crystal meth or is super into crystals?
@DrDrift-rl6cc
2 жыл бұрын
…. so the answer is crystal meth?
@sacske
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrDrift-rl6cc exactly
@jasminemariedarling
2 жыл бұрын
@@sacske lmao
@emmanuelpena2228
2 жыл бұрын
Super into crystals. 100%. Dabbling can easily turn into addiction
@ludvig3242
Жыл бұрын
That's a hard one.
This lives rent free in my head I know it's outdated to have a favorites list, but this is on it
I love this style of videos you make. Funny asf
I would lose what’s left of my mind talking to that women
"I basically am the moon. I am rock girl". That goes on my tombstone!
That "...yeah" is comedy gold.
"i basically am the moon"
EVERYTHING. Everything is pure golden comedy in this witty skit. I love it.
Jesus Christ dude, the setup and execution of "not them kitty cats too" is an absolute masterpiece.
@jaredl1480
6 ай бұрын
FUCK EM. That's what got me lol
“Who’s roe” removed my spirit
This man is a GOD of somehow making comedy SINCERELY emotionally satisfying in ways it's never been before. There are WORLD's in his videos, and I want more of every single one.
This is my whole ass marriage. Problem is, shes slowly getting proved right about stuff. And every time she is, it just makes it harder and harder for me to dismiss the health benefits of moon rocks in her tummy.
@Autconscipatheonive
2 жыл бұрын
What crazy stuff does she believe? And what's been proven correct?
@lefu7812
2 жыл бұрын
Please do elaborate
@tarcio936
2 жыл бұрын
Hym????
@JiminyHCriquet
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree dude. the sun is flat as fuck. literally the only reason people think planets are real is because of the marketing they did for Star Trek in the 60s. total bullshit. but I mean Star Trek is a friggin good show but like no need to friggin lie to people about space being real y'know?
@dopaminecloud
2 жыл бұрын
People that use being right about one thing as evidence for being right about anything other than that one thing are too fucking stupid to be right by anything but coincidence
It just doesn't end you keep these skits coming and they're always amazing
😭 Cant betray mans best friend.
She a "no thanks, I got myself, tonight" kinda freak.
I keep fucking forgetting that this dude plays both characters! So good!
@bluebird1914
Жыл бұрын
Me too. Dude really pulls off that wig.
This video is way too long, makes it 1000x better somehow. Like it just keeps going. She the freakin energizer bunny
accurate. except for the last part where they still hangout
As a woman in her 40s who was hot in her 20s, I can tell you I'd mess around with guys at parties like this pretty often. It was funny and a good way to gauge the guy's character by his reaction.