The next time I get a massage and the masseuse does my shoulder blade I am 100% going to remember this sketch ... And it's 100% going to get awkward.

@johnnyguillotine1673

Жыл бұрын

Or flute music turns to brown chicken Brown cow

@gerRule

Жыл бұрын

Especially if the masseuse looks like your twin with glasses

@thymepilot3563

Жыл бұрын

That's honestly Kinda funny though

@MrLionWoods56

Жыл бұрын

Yeah bro! Becuz they def go up and in! 😔

@crystalblush8344

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

That "FORGET HER" is so powerful for no reason lmao, you're a beast Andrew

@Axelrun1994

Жыл бұрын

The only thing that would've made is more hilarious is if he'd say "SHE MEANS NOTHING!... YOU... You mean everything to me."

@Hiruban

Жыл бұрын

@@Axelrun1994 Each time I hear "Everything" I always think of the bagel video, it's so good I think he referenced it during the "if plants could talk" one

@lwm2985

Жыл бұрын

For no reason? You've never experienced those hands, have you?

@AM_I_Able

Жыл бұрын

3:00 he's so emotional

@Dampealx7

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I felt that, lool.

"AND CAPSIZED MY FUCKING SOUL" broke me so hard lmaooooo

@mikek7660

Жыл бұрын

Truly a poetic line

@angieahite2597

Жыл бұрын

SAMEEE OMG 😂

@SS-st5vf

Жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

“Listen, I’ll take care of you. I’ll get you out of this place.” Sounds like he’s saving this man from the streets. 😂

@glennhagstedt

4 күн бұрын

Yeah that was the point of the joke.

".. and you talk of commerce now?" This line sent me 😂

@crystalblush8344

Жыл бұрын

Ikr me too loll

@marias6583

Жыл бұрын

Me too😂😂😂

@xSIJUx

Жыл бұрын

caught me very off guard i ended up spitting my coffee all over the computer screen. 10/10 would spit again

@bigbillrecords

4 ай бұрын

he fool fo real 😂😂😂

@mikeebee

5 күн бұрын

I literally popped open the comments to find this comment so I could like it 🤣

As a former massage therapist I confirm this is true

@arielhernandez1638

Жыл бұрын

Oh do tell us some stories 🍿

@k.i.a6433

Жыл бұрын

@@arielhernandez1638 he only does happy endings. That's why he's quiet. He's ashamed.

@pritamkar9554

Жыл бұрын

Brad?😳🥺

@harryindiano

Жыл бұрын

what made you quit

@WhatEver-ys4oe

Жыл бұрын

BRAD!??!?

"You have untangled the pretzel that is me." I will be using every waking moment trying to think of a situation where I can use this.

@mistermaestersirthomas9164

Жыл бұрын

Now, now man!

@devinmarshall6091

Жыл бұрын

I was literally eating pretzels as he said that, hahaha

@himanshubhushandubey6446

Жыл бұрын

How is no one talking about "capsized my fuc*ing soul?" That caught me so off guard & the impact....well capsized my fuc*ing soul.

@turtlemaster2.025

Жыл бұрын

When your in love with a girl.

@ghipsandrew

Жыл бұрын

Hey, who knows, maybe you can tell that to a therapist after s/he hears you out. (If you have any problems)

As a massage therapist, I am somewhat annoyed that no one has ever called me a common courtesan before 😅

@kenjutsukata1o1

Жыл бұрын

If I ever get a massage, I'll call the massage therapist a common courtesan on the off-chance that it's you. No way it could go wrong. You're welcome :)

@theblackkittie13

Жыл бұрын

@@kenjutsukata1o1 oh absolutely, I can't see how anyone would have a problem with that 😂. Aw thank you, so very thoughtful

@xavierxrc

Жыл бұрын

It's because you break everyone's heart afterwards by asking for money with those deceiving digits you use to dig deep into the depths of peoples' bodies. You tease!

@whimsysmith2835

Жыл бұрын

We THINK it, we are just trying to be polite. I know I feel like a betrayed pillow every time a one hour session ends. It is a very good thing my spouse learned how to do a massage. A great massage is better then sex, and I know people will claim I just haven’t had great sex- but I counter that THEY just haven’t had a great massage. They bring you back to LIFE!

@blablabubles

8 ай бұрын

You common courtesan!

"Don't you have a wife?" "FORGET HER!!" Absolute gold 👌🤣🤣🤣

Holy F. God, Andrew you are a fucking comedic genius full stop.

@MrLionWoods56

Жыл бұрын

This man is unstoppable

@SupahNin10dohp

Жыл бұрын

A comedic God

@xanmanistan8848

Жыл бұрын

Funniest guy I have seen in years man dudes gonna blow up

@danielb3573

Жыл бұрын

You know the point of a period, is to signify a full stop.

@MoneyOdesanya

Жыл бұрын

what’s crazy is I bet he’s chill as hell in real life. Ik mf’s like him from when I was in the industry in NY, and they’re just crazy normal until they get on stage to do standup or improv, and it’s just a totally different person. the fact that he didn’t get snl is crazy

This guy is easily one of the most genuinely funny and creative people on the internet

@milaozpetek6550

Жыл бұрын

💟💟💟💟

@fishwhistle9666

2 ай бұрын

Agreed

"So....when you asked me..... would you like a bit of LO SHUN" 🤣🤣🤣 that came out of nowhere and I laughed waaay harder than I expected 😂😂😂 my ribs hurt from laughing.

as a guy that has gotten a massage from a dude occasionally, when they do it right, I can confirm these type of emotions do come out.

@cangel8563

Жыл бұрын

Bro got out of the closet without realising congratulations I guess

@ij1376

Жыл бұрын

I'm straighter than a ruler but I'd be sexually confused too lol!

@CM-pf1xc

Жыл бұрын

Just shows how important physical touch is to emotional connection and release ESPECIALLY for guys. Y’all are too much sometimes lol

@moondrip2163

Жыл бұрын

@@CM-pf1xc I concur.

@sleeplesssongbird7625

Жыл бұрын

This just made the whole sketch that much funnier! 🤣

The marriage unravelled fastr than the knots in his shoulder🤣🤣🤣

I just went for a deep tissue massage recently and it was indeed intoxicating as described in this sketch, sir. Well done.

@l3rlc

Жыл бұрын

Did they go up and inside you?

@horaspeher3368

Жыл бұрын

LET BRAD GO!

@CabbageSandwich

Ай бұрын

"I can SEE"

Shows that people need more massages and hugs... actually let's just upgrade that to more positive interpersonal contact with other people.

@fraweb897

Жыл бұрын

very true

@haroldbalzac6336

14 күн бұрын

I dont want to touch a dude.

I haven't even watched this one yet but I already know it's gonna have a happy ending

@antoniopacelli

Жыл бұрын

Are you Related with Mendenez even distantly? The Senator who didn't killed his father for the Abuse of his younger brother not the ones who actually did it ...

@hamesjetfield0

Жыл бұрын

I'm not gonna spoil it for you but he did get sprayed in the face at the end, if you know what I mean 😏

@MrLionWoods56

Жыл бұрын

I see what you did there bud

@TeslaKuhn8

Жыл бұрын

*sigh*

@AshT8524

Жыл бұрын

@@hamesjetfield0 LMFAO

So that's what happens when Timmy grows up, propositioning men at message parlors.....wow, life comes at you fast I guess

@SprayNpreyT

Жыл бұрын

the French Foreign Legion left its marks ...

@lisak78

Жыл бұрын

If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

@MEXTguide_yoyo

Жыл бұрын

this comment should be pinned🤣🙌

@milaozpetek6550

Жыл бұрын

No, timmy is never going to do that

@lovethe1wolves

Жыл бұрын

Massage parlors are whore houses. A legit place is an establishment.

Im a licensed massage therapist and this has happened to me! Not offended by this video at all😂 I’m dying of laughter. Thanks for brightening up my day and yes we do love what we do😂

The part where you say “I’m a paying customer now, let’s go again!” completely transports me to a drama about a man who falls in love with a sex worker and is grumpy about it. A+

@Cationna

Жыл бұрын

Did you mean: Moulin Rouge lololol

@milaozpetek6550

Жыл бұрын

Is it you

"you have untangled the pretzel that is me, and capsized my fucking soul!" 😂 I'm using this as my new favorite pickup line!!!

Lmao, I swear as a massage therapist I've had to use the client excuse so many times without one lined up

"A man putters about the world, crooked, sure of many things" Truer words have never been spoken lol

As a shoulder blade myself, this is a 100% accurate! Well done Andrew.

@deathsaidhello

Жыл бұрын

i know that UP and IN technique... just saying

Does anyone feel like Andrew just got back from vacation and had a relaxing time and thought what do people do to relax massage. This sketch was the result

@farfromirrational948

Жыл бұрын

Or you know, the more logical conclusion.....he got a massage

As a guy who is good at massage and my friends always gets one from but when ask them to pay for my services i can assure you it is the same response.....

@bobbodaskank

Жыл бұрын

"Please put your hips back down on the table sir." "I can't."

@yes78

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbodaskank 😳

@BoredGeese

Жыл бұрын

“And you talk of commerce now?” 😂

As a masseur myself, this video was only 50% a joke! 😹

@milaozpetek6550

Жыл бұрын

Dario, sei sardo?

As a man who had my first ever massage two days ago, I appreciate this content

Brad is like every girl ever in a service job when the creepy customer tries to hit on you because they thought you smiling at them means you wanna bone and/or become their second wife.

@minimoon1372

Жыл бұрын

This comment needs more likes lol haha

@icebox1954

Жыл бұрын

Then stop flirting with them you repugnant temptress. 'O peddler of broken dreams and hidden desires, do not sow the seeds of malcontent amongst the noble clientele. For they are the water from which you drink, the soil from which you grow and the sun rays from which you bathe in the light. TL:DR, happy endings need to be a staple in all service industries.

@JohnSmith-zf3yk

Жыл бұрын

As a moderately good looking guy with "beautiful eyes", I can assure you that this isn't exclusive to women. Yes, it's a little awkward, but unlike women who think it's some kind of malicious attack, I just treat it as a bit of flattery from lonely introverts or extremely interested extroverts. I feel a little bad sometimes since in my experience women don't tend to expect the rejection. Some of the more vapid have outright asked if I was gay because they couldn't wrap their head around the concept that I'm at work doing my job, not at a party or bar cruising for pussy.

@Zionswasd

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-zf3yk Yeah i don't mind when people flirt, it's flattering at least and cant blane mfs for shooting their shot imo. easy way out is to just dress bad and act like a crackhead if i dont want attention.

@Cationna

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-zf3yk maybe, just a thought, just maybe women taking such situations more seriously has something to do with the fact that it is much, much, much more likely to get abused, stalked, or raped as a woman, and quite a bit more likely to fall victim to other forms of violence. From your comment the worst thing that a rejected woman has done to you so far was accuse you of being gay; rejected men often go straight to being aggressive. Shit's scary. Getting hit on is not in itself a malicious attack, but it is overstepping professional boundaries and thus at least inappropriate in such a context. So it is one of the many ways service workers especially have to deal with on a daily basis from their customers, and which they should not be expected to have to face. BUT someone not accepting your refusal, with a high chance of aggression escalating, can very much be malicious and an attack. You're absolutely right, the experience is not limited to women, you could experience the same as a gay man, straight man, from women... Since you yourself got to experience how poor of an understanding of boundaries many people have when it comes to work settings, why hasn't this made you more imaginative and compassionate towards fellow service workers? I do hope your attractiveness never gets you in more trouble than awkwardness, wish you all the best.

My favorite part of this video is imagining Andrew throwing small stacks of 20 dollar bills repeatedly at his face to get the best shot. The whole thing is so well done.

@TotalWealth

2 ай бұрын

I’m dying… sort of forgot in the moment that it was HIM throwing the bills in his face 😂

Andrew can make 10 seconds feel like half an hour, his stuff is that entertaining

@guilhermesavian5445

Жыл бұрын

i bet he could also make an hour feel like 10 seconds

@YeshuaIsTheTruth

Жыл бұрын

That's the opposite of entertainment.

As a guy who got a deep tissue massage for the first time this week, I wish this’d been my experience. Got a stocky, strong af bro who absolutely went to town on me, and now I can feel every tiny problem with my musculature.

@clover9446

Жыл бұрын

You like it rough huh lmao I had to do this

@farfromirrational948

Жыл бұрын

Not all masseuses are created equal

@lil.ms.j7156

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure you got straightened out and felt better when the pain wore off tho

“I think it moved.” - George Costanza

@lizchesley6028

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad somebody immediately thought of George Costanza besides me. ❤

He went from no faith in the process to _"I can see."_ probably how I would be lmao

I got my 1st massage at 15 and it was an amazing experience. I had a burly Russian woman doing the work. She said she had never touched such a tense child (abuse does that to you) & I was slightly embarrassed. I felt so loose afterwards I literally felt intoxicated and couldn't walk straight.

@ExhiledGod2

Жыл бұрын

"Tense Child" Even the way that's phrased touches a cord with me

@batfink274

Жыл бұрын

And i'm gathering this was how your massage addiction started

@method2madness1

Жыл бұрын

Sad to hear but I'm pretty sure I know why, once massaged my friends younger brother, he was so tense but kept saying he didn't want to be touched. First time he got up and just left saying "I hate this gay shit" and came back half an hour later after my brother told me the stories, like this kids been through some shit, he came back feeling worse and after having some nurofen plus codeine I have him (without mentioning the codeine) I massaged his neck and upper back for a solid hour using moisturizer. The intoxicated feeling you got? I believe that feeling is just called being normal, not tensed or scared, not walking around like there's someone watching you or something. It's hard when you've lived a life of pain and suffering with people only wanting things from you. Anyway, next time I took the lil homie to a rub n tug just for a laugh, the compliment he gave when he said they can't massage half as good as me. Hope he meant his back tho

@technicolourmyles

Жыл бұрын

@@method2madness1 Did you just admit to drugging a kid?

@senecak1345

Жыл бұрын

@@method2madness1 You gave him codeine without him knowing? That's messed up

I love how in Andrew’s videos we feel like the video could end or is about to end then it goes on further and further

Are we not all but fools, depraved of love and human interaction? For I too crave the touch, of raccoon hands Brad 😢

Lmao now I feel like we need to see the reverse of this. The masseuse catches feelings while the customer is baffled.

“So when you asked me… if I’d like a bit of loSHUN” I’m dying over here

Joining the "As a massage therapist..." train here, it do be like this sometimes. It's hard cause I'm an adult, but look like a little girl, so no one really expects a good massage from me (or they expect a happy ending). So, they're always weirdly shocked at the end that I actually knew what I was doing. Also, the way he said "Lo-SHUN" fricken sent me!!

Wish I could like it twice for using the name Brad. Constantly sharing your videos with friends and coworkers man - you fucking rock.

@An123Observer

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Totally going to share this with my friend Brad.

I'm literally about to go in for a deep tissue massage in an hour and you go an upload this?! What are you some kind of Oracle?! Some Lad of the Lake?! 🤣🤣

@MegaKhelditia

Жыл бұрын

So how'd it go??

@skeetsmcgrew3282

Жыл бұрын

Yeah was it hot- I mean relaxing?

@AD-eg9cw

Жыл бұрын

Tell us how your massage went 🍿

@kaelthunderhoof5619

Жыл бұрын

Did you go to Tahiti after?

@milaozpetek6550

Жыл бұрын

I think Andrew really dabbles into magic

"You talk of commerce now!" I'm gonna use this at the end of every dinner date

As a massage therapist I die laughing with this video. Love the way he says "Lo-shunnn" I crack up when he shouts "FORGET HER!!!!" 😂 also love when he says "I'll get you out of this PLACE" hahaha

As a Massage Therapist myself, and as funny as this video is, I can say for certain how accurate this is. Having a session with most clients will unravel deep tension and tight muscles due to post events will have these “awakenings”, even for those who have trauma. The fact that having a massage has many benefits, you will have moments of less stress on your body and feeling like you can rest at ease. I hope for anyone who looks into it considers this for good health, I highly recommend it 🤘🏻✨

@alireid5874

Жыл бұрын

"The Body Keeps the Score" - book

1:35 - "And then such a bronco is broken." 🐴 The way this is written and performed is pure gold😂🏅👏🏼

It's the side comments to himself that get me. 😂 "Oh God, not again..." 😅

“Oh god not again” 😭🤣🤣

“FORGET HER!”

"Pillow princess"! 😆😆😆😆

I really like this skit because it works off the reality that most guys don´t really get to experience *casual* physical intimacy. There´s always gotta be a reason

Comedy gold, great music score, great writing, great development in such a short time, 10/10 Andrew!

NEVER HAS THIS MAN EVER NOT MADE COMEDIC GOLD 😂👌

His acting is next level

As an LMT, I shared this with all of my massage therapist friends. We all laughed so hard! One of my friends said, "You never forget the creepy ones." It's so true! Brilliant sketch, very entertaining, and that ending was to die for!

I've never gotten a massage and was thinking of getting one this week. This is has set the bar for how I expect to feel at the end

The smacking sound when he throws the money at him

I am 59 years old and have never had a professional massage. Now more than ever, I'd like to keep it that way.

@XxJaguar22

Жыл бұрын

I had my first one with my wife when we were on our honeymoon. It’s not something I’m huge into, but if it was ever free again, I wouldn’t pass it up.

@DietArdee

Жыл бұрын

Life is short, don't rob yourself of great experiences.

@mikek7660

Жыл бұрын

The longer you wait the more water is behind the dam randal

@Champ0222

Жыл бұрын

@@DietArdee “great experiences” are meaningless in the face of death

@TheBodiesInTheWaterBeckons

Жыл бұрын

@@anobodyscontentstream5347 where i live, full course spa massage including the massage itself, scrubbing and full body moisturizing therapy is like 27 usd. Granted, my country is a birth place for one of the many massage practices.

This sketch is so great because it’s 100% making fun of guys catching feelings for strippers but inverted it but kept the same dynamic

@TeslaKuhn8

Жыл бұрын

pretty much what i was thinking. i've actually heard men say these type of ridiculous things to women.

@EmperorDxD

Жыл бұрын

Actually no this is how customers are at a massage parlour to woman and men

@ngastakvakis4425

Жыл бұрын

It's 100% not

@Shewas-kathybates

Жыл бұрын

What a strange comparison.

@mustafam956

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLurkerAtTheThreshold because that’s what it is. Strip clubs are men paying women to pretend they like them. It’s how they get convinced to buy lap dances. Some guys get a lap dance and convince themselves the stripper actually liked them and not their wallet. Every group of guys that’s gone to a club has one that ‘fell in love’ with a stripper. T pain even made a song about it. They use the same lines too isn’t he video. Promising to ‘rescue’ the girl and take her out of the club. Telling her his wife means nothing to him. It’s all there lmao

this should be titled "when timmy gets a massage"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that ending had me crying laughing "just keep spraying him" and him spitting out omg i can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my sides are literally aching right now!! I'm going to watch again and share this around, i can't!! I loved this whole thing 😂😂😂 he was ready to leave his WIFE for Brad the masseuse 🤣 "sir you were INSIDE ME. WITH LOTION!! They're married now 🤣😂😂

So many emotions in such short time. This is a cinematic masterpiece.

I once did massages for a whole bunch of people at a party and a guy I never met before that night asked me to come home early with him. Like, you just saw me massage 15 different people, what made you think I wanted you personally?

I've never thought about switching teams just so I could spend the rest of my days in a state of perpetual bodily bliss and the rest of my nights having the burdens of the world fade away under the magical touch of my massage therapist who still laughs when I refer to him as a "body wizard" or "fleshromancer"...... not once 😳

The slightest hint of 'Timmy' energy in that was...just beautifull.

Wow... I had to step away from the desk and pace my workspace for a moment to truly allow time to grasp how amazing this is. Bravo good sir!

that slight glance on 1:43 on the throbbing fingers was just top notch acting.

I always schedule my massages on days when I don't have shut else to do, because I pretty much just go home and lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling trying to figure out how long I have to wait before I go back so it's not weird

As a licensed massage therapist this may be the funniest bit I've seen about my career 😂

As a male massage therapist I can confirm this. The hardest thing sometimes is trying to hold your laugh in 😂 but yes anybody who is good at working a man's shoulders thean will fall in love with them. Same deal with any girl go gives good back scratches and head scratches.

YOU COMMON COURTESAN! broke me for some reason 🤣

Not him feeling like a pillow... princess 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s like Timmy all grown up and the old English never left him. BARTHOLOMEEEEEW!!!!

Startin my PhD, and should be workin on my papers asap, but no, I choose to get drunk, smoke some pot and laugh uncontrollably at this little skit. Gonna be a couple of long years, if I'm fortunate with my health.

@TheJerbol

Жыл бұрын

this is a rollercoaster of emotions but i wish the best for you sir

@mothratemporalradio517

Жыл бұрын

You'll be doing this same thing like 3 or 4 years later and having increasingly severe panic attacks in between if you're anything like the people I've known that did a PhD. Good luck with that. AKA Don't forget to write the actual thesis! This is a PSA for your future health.

@nikorex32

Жыл бұрын

Just finished my PhD buddy. Getting drunk, high and laughing at these things is part of the experience. You do that, so that you can actually work on that god damn thing. Don't be should-ing yourself too much. You'll get it done. Don't forget to enjoy yourself.

@sharpieman2035

Жыл бұрын

Good luck

That entrance and the whole dialogue changing pace at 3:41 is pure genius... it pulled the dialogue out of a totally different momentum and made this skit even more real and natural, if it isn't already... So good...

Went full Timmy there for a second “Brad! If that it your name!!!”

I remember when there was only 30k subscribers. I said you would make it and believed it. I am very happy that you believed so too man. Congratulations. Keep grinding.

Can we get Andrew to 1Million Subs? He deserves it!!

@MrLionWoods56

Жыл бұрын

He really does tho? I can’t find one unfunny video 😂

@ixydior5937

Жыл бұрын

Your comment made me check his sub count... there was no way he didnt have millions of subs... But what the f man... He needs more sub.... More people need to watch him....

@crystalblush8344

Жыл бұрын

Ikr he's so underrated

"a bit of lo-shun"... I didn't hear the next ten seconds I was laughing too much

I’m sending this to my massage therapist ASAP. I know she can relate 😂😂😂😂

The opposite of how i feel after being touched up by a stranger. I massage my own shoulder blades brad and it looks wierd and like im crawling back into an aliens womb but its okay. Please forgive me brad i do not feel the same way.

I had a dream that you got your own tv show on comedy central.

“You speak of commerce” 🤣🤣

I lost it at "you were inside me" 😂😂😂😂 I kid you not I spent the remainder of the video just laughing and I was in people damnit!!!

I would have sworn this said "message" not "massage" considering I, a guy, never gets messages from anyone ever.

The ending....so well played. How I laughed. And you knew it would bewitch me.

"you did that thing, with the finger in my shoulder blade, you were technically inside me" ahahahaha omfg im dying laughing

started laughing at 27 seconds and didnt stop the rest of the video. You are hilarious my dude!

I already know this is gonna be great

One of the best yet Andrew. That twist ending had me lol for real

I lost it when he started spraying, "You just gotta spray him." 😭🤣

He's punching and punching me on the funny bone line and I'm dying laughing

He really was feeling this one, who hurt you Andrew?

A massage for a guy instantly translates to doing it. End of story.

@misanthropic_shithead7438

Жыл бұрын

"if our feet touch we fuck, obviously"

@TheJerbol

Жыл бұрын

@JONOTron *walks away*

@mikek7660

Жыл бұрын

Whichever end he's on, it's true

@skeetsmcgrew3282

Жыл бұрын

@JONOTron It seems self-explanatory? Men associate physical intimacy of any kind with sex. Women can like lay on each other's laps and uh... idk, have naked pillow fights? Whatever, point being women can have non-sexual physical contact and men cant

@wiredvibe1678

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@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you shouldn't get all your information about women from the Hub

🤣The shoulder blade moment nearly toppled me

"And you talk of commerce NOW!?" Im done and dead man🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂☠️

I swear Andrew never misses I swear lmao 🤣. Love you bro ❤️

So raccoon hand are actually a thing..

@THE_SOSC

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Don't tell the furry community know

"Don't you have a wife? FORGET HER!" LMFAO 😂

That massage was just that good 🤣🤣🤣😭😭"YOU AND YOUR RACCOON HANDS" i so died.