"You went from this level 99 night elf sorcereress for my NPC ass ??" IS a quote I freakin' love and need to use one day

@joelpww

2 жыл бұрын

Idk if you should strive for that though

@harshpatel9606

2 жыл бұрын

@@joelpww Ikr. He probably should strive in a way where he would be the receiver and not the sender

@Notoriouszero

2 жыл бұрын

“You went from this level 90 night elf sorceress to my NPC ass!?”

@nooralif2784

2 жыл бұрын

@@harshpatel9606 I have become the receiver

@Armz69

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Love the fact that the only consolation she wanted to have was that the ex's memes were dry

@dammit3048

2 жыл бұрын

Memes are the true way to a man's heart

@phaneron

2 жыл бұрын

You can tell a lot about a person by the caliber of their memes 😌

@LupinTheLynx

2 жыл бұрын

The only metric that matters in a relationship - meme dankness

@sumboredazn

2 жыл бұрын

"If a girl is willing to fax you memes, you know shes a keeper." - Sun Tzu (probably)

@The_Art_Style

2 жыл бұрын

As a male I can confirm that's more important than you think

I love how she's not toxic and trying to bring his ex down as a person, only organically simping for her even while dying on the inside. I hope The Brown Wig Woman and The General Idea Of A Guy have a long and healthy relationship ♥

@StonerBaer

2 жыл бұрын

Same! Fuckin' precious, man.

@ambientsentient

2 жыл бұрын

“General idea of a guy”🤣🤣🤣

@Fweaka

2 жыл бұрын

Yo can you name all of Andrew’s characters in this style please.

@dominicanfrankster

2 жыл бұрын

riiiiiight lol. This is totally healthy and cute.

@aaronjohnson1005

2 жыл бұрын

She?

"Don't answer my question. Tell me everything!" is still my favorite line

@Jetblast01

Жыл бұрын

That's women in a nutshell.

@GamingNationShm

3 ай бұрын

​@@Jetblast01Humanity, I suppose. I've seen men like this too.

@Jetblast01

3 ай бұрын

@@GamingNationShm Oh, you mean cops.

@GamingNationShm

3 ай бұрын

@@Jetblast01 That too. Random men also. My father, for example.

@Jetblast01

3 ай бұрын

@@GamingNationShm Oh, you meant parents.

"She lookin like a Lamborghini and a baby dolphin" killed me

@DoctorNemmo

Жыл бұрын

It was so accurately worded that I can see the picture in my head

"Thats still a fuckin NPC" had my ass dying.

@petersmithyy4556

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

You know every video is going to end on a gloriously orchestrated "F**k!" cliffhanger. Gets me every single time.

@moormanjean5636

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr I love this guy's signature style 😂😂

@StonerBaer

2 жыл бұрын

SAME~

@flowcrash6242

2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for it the whole time. Still not disappointed.

@s.ajanaku8488

Жыл бұрын

or... you never know and then it hits and... it's SO good 🤭

@saramarzoli9647

Жыл бұрын

"Gloriously orchestrated f**k cliffhanger" is pure poetry

in the deepest voice possible: Who da f*ck is Chrysanthemum ?

You can see the man’s soul leave his body as he utters the… “Wassup?”

@wyattrose5511

2 жыл бұрын

@IAlmostCare *Spreads Arms* TIME TRAVEL!

@Brok3nRonim

2 ай бұрын

​@@wyattrose5511 Future or past??

As a girl, I never act like this but believe me when I say I *feel* it in my bones 😂😂 genius

@toodles1472

2 жыл бұрын

SAME like 💀

@zivadavid4680

2 жыл бұрын

Same, especially the memes bit lol

@abrakadabra6368

Жыл бұрын

Never thought about it like that but yes!

@makeda6530

9 ай бұрын

So real 😭

@MatthewTheWanderer

4 ай бұрын

That's the greatest compliment a guy could get for a sketch like this!

Every time I think he pushed it too far and it's going to stop being funny, something happens and I laugh so hard. Thank you for your videos Andrew, they are truly amazing.

@zacharybauer1753

2 жыл бұрын

It will never stop.

@zacharybauer1753

2 жыл бұрын

This man is a genius.

@cycy8699

2 жыл бұрын

he waste no lines in his skits

@Feature0311

2 жыл бұрын

Pushing it too far? Like when?

@aerka0s760

2 жыл бұрын

@@Feature0311 I don't know how to explain it, but at one point in the video, I was thinking that I would not laugh, and then something in the video made me laugh and I realised it was perfect.

the 00:58 shriek is so incredibly on point. that's exactly how so many women would respond when hearing something like "she's doesn't really believe in skincare" while having flawless skin.

Never stop you wonderfully beautiful man. You helped a lot of people hold it together during the quarantine. You’re awesome.

@kevinbear4873

2 жыл бұрын

“PhFUCK!!”!🤣

@woeful420

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinbear4873 I'm dedd😂💀💀

@knday

2 жыл бұрын

I love this dude

@slippi2476

2 жыл бұрын

it aint that deep lol

@1whowasNEVERhere

2 жыл бұрын

Dude was a beacon of humor in the darkest chapter of modern history. SNL better pick his ass up FUCK! FUCK!

"What were the memes like?" The most important question of all.

@peeron6829

2 жыл бұрын

DANK

@isaiahroberson5003

Жыл бұрын

Honestly

As a non-native speaker, I’ve learnt so many new words in these kind of skits you made. Highly appreciated ❤😊

@TheDanm22

2 жыл бұрын

PHHUUUCK

@JadeSeraphim

2 жыл бұрын

Glizzy

@aliv6321

2 жыл бұрын

@@JadeSeraphim take that back right now

@luketyika1351

2 жыл бұрын

Based

@obedpadilla5264

2 жыл бұрын

Facts, you even stumble on many more words than you should in his videos haha

"You went from this Level 90 night elf sorceress to my NPC ass" SHEEEEEESH That line was inspired 💀💀😂😂😂

I honestly love your female characters. So many people when playing the opposite gender rely on the stereotype. Your female characters are equally legit (funny, smart, accurate) in their interactions with the male characters. Respect man! Reminds me of the George R. Martin interview where he was asked "how do you write female characters so well?" and he replied "well I've always just assumed that women were people too."

@oleschulten4550

2 жыл бұрын

Well he does still rely on the stereotype that every female cast has to be hot as fuck

@morntis

2 жыл бұрын

@@oleschulten4550 Brianne?

@MegaGraceiscool

2 жыл бұрын

@@morntis you don't think Brianne is hot as fuck???

@BoarOfTheSea

2 жыл бұрын

@@morntis She thicc man

@OneInTheMosh

2 жыл бұрын

@@BoarOfTheSea Gwendolyn Christie was too hot to play Brienne

"Whats the skincare on this b!tch?" "She doesnt believe on skincare" 👁👄👁👋

The saying phuck like you're sneezing bit gets me every time, but I wasn't prepared for the double whammy. Had me cackling XD

When someone tells me that I don't want to hear something, I believe them and move on. This poor woman hasn't learned that lesson, clearly

@zoelawrence568

2 жыл бұрын

You sir have inhuman levels of self control 😂

@edahnndlovu274

2 жыл бұрын

@@zoelawrence568 😂😂😂 thank you Zoe, but honestly it's more about regretting having made that mistake some time ago. You can't unhear something, unfortunately.

@peaches44

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh, true! My ex hit me up months after dating to get closure, he asked me a bunch of questions and asked me if I had any for him. I said nope. I would rather just be oblivious to somethings, it's honestly for the best sometimes!

Gold! Your ability to come at comedy with both masculine and female perspectives is amazing.

@sr.brigadeiro7718

2 жыл бұрын

lol he's great

I'm a guy, and if I saw someone with perfect skin, who said they didn't believe in skin care, I'll have the same reaction 😂

@jopearson6321

12 күн бұрын

As a guy with flawless skin who doesn't do skincare... sometimes you just win the genetic lottery. But don't worry, I got plenty of other problems.

For me this was surprisingly and disturbingly relatable, and ofc funny. My boyfriends's ex was also some mix-raced super beautiful, crazy smart (according to his words) girl and he once accidentally mentioned his "nice" experience in Kyoto.. one night stand with some girl... I'm sick only thinking about all of that.. but this video made me laugh through tears.

"who the FOCK is chrysanthemum" I died and god had to revive me from that one 🤣🤣🤣

I end up laughing like the Joker or a freakin’ Hyena while watching these videos! XD The content this guy puts out is so amazingly good.

@moriartythethird5709

2 жыл бұрын

Yup he's been putting out consistent fire for a minute now.

"She lookin like a lamborghini and a baby dolphin." - Sun Tzu The Art of War

these two are gonna have a long lasting relationship. this is the most healthy way this conversation could've gone

"Whats the skin care on this bitch" may now be one of my favorite lines, idk why it hit me so hard.

I love how the intensity always builds up

As always, true art

I wish there was an entire full length movie where you played every character for an hour and a half straight.

I love these videos for, if nothing else, the _masterful_ buildup of tension leading into the final “PHUUUCK”

Every freaking line was comedy gold. I kept waiting for it to end, but it just piled on another layer. Chef's kiss. Well done.

All of your videos are god of comedy tier level, despite the seemingly simple and repetitive format. You're nothing short of genius and this video is now one of my new faves!! I know you're busy with boosting your career but please never stop making these

"Top tier, loot dropping dungeon dragon!" Such an honest and loving evaluation/compliment 😆 I couldn't hold it any longer 😂

These skits always bring a smile to my face, thank you, Andrew

Your content is like the opposite of a crime against humanity. Bro your stuff heals my soul.

How. The fuck. Do you keep doing this!! Andrew, Jimmy, Timmy... You're a sorcerer of storytelling.

@RudeViking

Жыл бұрын

A level 99 nightelf sorcerer.

@ImSockman

Жыл бұрын

One could say he is a crusader of sorts

You are a visionary and you kill it every time. First edition, deep fried, holographic...

"You went from this lvl 90 night elf sorceress to my npc ass" oh my God I'm putting this on loop

The best one you've done so far! I progressively went from giggling to histerical laughter in the end, this content is gold

God I missed your videos Andrew. Family away for 5 weeks so I gotta play you on repeat while sobbing into a pillow

@themurrrr

2 жыл бұрын

Hang in there ♥️

@nikvalinsky

2 жыл бұрын

@mo no I think he's a Dad. But pretty sure you revealed you are!

@nikvalinsky

2 жыл бұрын

@mo no just because you have the emotional intelligence of a rock, and potentially the empathy of a psychopath, doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with having emotions

@peeron6829

2 жыл бұрын

@mo no cringe duuuude u wannabe alpha 😂

@robinrehlinghaus1944

Жыл бұрын

@OverlordYou do know that this was a word before the Internet, knave?

“Don’t you answer that question” “Babe…” “TELL ME EVERYTHING!” 😂

We need part 2 about Chrysantgemum

@DaDaDo661

2 жыл бұрын

She's like a Ferrari and a baby hippo

@sajadkabiry8496

2 жыл бұрын

Chryslerantheum...

The way her voice changed when she asked “who da fuk is Chrysanthemum?” Had me dying

I watched this last night. By the end, I was laughing so hard I had to stop watching your videos for the night for concern of waking everyone in the house. Thank you. Your comedic genius is underappreciated and I hope you can keep paying your $1700 rent with your KZread sketches.

When I can relate to a stranger on this type of level… IDK how you plateau, and then peak, then repeak, and just continue to outdo yourself. The amount of one liners in this is historic. Fkn dank first edition holographic spooky type legendary vid.

This man is a comedic genius U cant convince me otherwise

this one went in too deep. MODERATION

I’ve never clicked on a notification faster in my life

I love that the ' wassup? ' truly became a staple in these vids, still laugh every time at that face.

Honestly, this is the funniest shit I watched in quite some time. Keep doing what you do Andrew!!!

That last part of the video felt like I got spat on

All the stupid, ridiculous, self-involved, anger-inducing crap that KZread spills out daily, it's almost worth it to find that 1 in a million creator who without this platform may not have found his voice, you are an absolute genius bro. it took me way longer than usual to swipe text this out coz my laughter was making my freakin hands shake LMAO

Dude. NOBODY can say Fuck better than Andrew. I swear it gets me every time 🤣😂

Double FUUUUUUUUUCK at the end kills me every time 😂

This is what I've been missing for the past month! Had me dying the whole way through it. Keep being you man!

Man, I swear to fucking god... these tiny 2 minute skits hit harder than 2 hour feature-length films

When the Rousso-clip drops, that's the highlight of my week.

I can't be the only person who keeps forgetting it's just one person when I watch these.

Bro your skits are so well scripted they're literally all masterpieces. My favourite content creator on Yt rn

Lvl 99 elf sorceress to NPC ass Lol

Perpetually clever. I love the blend of vocabulary and profanity

man I'm so happy getting turned on to this channel. the writing, music.. up my alley! and I stay for the CC imbedded with "seggs" and "phuck" hasn't gotten old yet.

This is one of your absolute best written videos yet. Loved it

The NPC X Player analogy killed me.

The phucckk moments in these clips are always the kickers for me. Keep on keepin on, my dude

Dude you do so much with so little, it's amazing. Love your channel.

Let's goo, the homie's back

Oh my goodness, hilarious! The way your character was so focused looking at the phone the whole time was funny. 😆

Had to pause midway. I lol'd hard on "THE MEMES WERE DANK OKAY" that line killed my. This is perfection

Thanks Andrew for making our days a tiny bit better! :)

His content is like a world class item in elven rings

I usually don’t laugh out loud at KZreadrs but you honestly have some type of gift for comedy. Another stellar video, good sir !

I don't think anyone will be able to match the way Andrew says PHUCK!!

“She once faxed me one” is out of control

Andrew look. I know you don't know me but I need more Andrew. I need more skits I need to see your face! MORE!!! Great job as always, Obsessed Subscriber since 90k.

@sugarsnapsugarboxer5987

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Dude needs to be on TV!

Understandable that it didn’t work out with Anastasia when you snackin’ on Fritos

Omg the high-pitched "Really? 🥺" was way too accurate 🤣🤣

Dude why is your content so damn awesome! Love the comedy and all your characters keep on keeping in! 🔥🔥🔥

Andrew telling himself "I love you" was strangely beguiling but very wholesome.

I was dying the whole time I LOVE this ❤ 🤣

"We just sat around and ate snacks" that line killed me

The fact that almost every vid ends with a F***! hits just right bro. Like, all the build up, and I just know it's coming. Love it 🤣

It’s always a good day when Andrew uploads.

@itsladyelise

2 жыл бұрын

That part! 💜

this is straight true. I dated a really pretty skinny girl and my next was gf was a pretty bbw and when she asked me to show me my ex i said no for her and my respect, but she ended up calling me one day and then i had to show her and it was ww3. she kept telling me how i went a total 180 and asking me how i hit her up and would not stop frekaing out on me over and over and over and finally she asked "well was she funny like me" and to avoid the question i told her she was funnier and it was not the right answer, i don't think any answe was the right one. anyways she mad me show her my other exes and i dated this mixed girl who was asian and white but she was stacked. funny, long hair, short and for the boys i gotta be honest and im sorry for this women. but she had the most pefect double d rack it was amazing and she seen that and she literally broke up with me that night and made me go home. i just yelled FOOOOOOK when i got outside

@skeetsmcgrew3282

Жыл бұрын

That there is some next level insecurity. Better off without someone that crazy, she would have sabotaged the relationship eventually anyway. The correct response is "Aw hell yeah, I knew I picked up a dime, suck it other girls, I'm not gonna let this dude get away."

Another entry in the Red Shirt vs Black Shirt saga. One of the best stories ever told. The MCU could never compare.

My exquisitely, amazing, beautiful brother, your videos crack me up every time man. Keep going at it man, you definitely make my days better with your skits. And I'm sure you make other people's days better too

This honestly made my day. In a weird but wonderful way

I love you! You're a genius! Please never stop 😂🤣😂🤣

You are simply the best at this, keep it up!

Oh god this is so funny!! I can't even be articulate about how funny this is, that's how much you've lowered mah defences. This is so brilliant to watch, thank you.

As a woman who identifies as an npc I felt all of this lmao

Protect this man at all costs🤣🤣💀

😂😂😂 " you went from this level 99, nightelf sorceress, to MY npc ass" 😂😂😂 It kills me every time 😅😅😅

Dont you answer that question..... TELL ME EVERYTHING! nailed it

Always love and laugh at your videos! Pure Talent

I know the writing and acting is amazing on these, but can we take a second to appreciate the editing as well?

The "level 90 night elf sorceress" and NPC comparison MURDERED me ashjkdfh I lost it

The "pfhuck" universe this guy is crafting is really coming together.