It brings me great joy knowing that the guy who doesn't live in New York knows the exact number of emperor penguins he could buy for 1700 dollars and that he already has a plan for them.

@AndrewRousso

2 жыл бұрын

some sort of penguin task force possibly

@Mark_Jonas

2 жыл бұрын

Who would not want to live somewhere where you can buy a dog for a dollar or two

@Voschel

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mark_Jonas He literally would buy pretty much all the penguins and labradors in his state, I assume. I for one would love to live a bit outside, but then again ... In the city nobody knows you, you're alone all the time despite hundreds of thousands of people around you everywhere you go and of course you never make enough money to save even the tiniest bit of cash. Who could ever give up on that?!

@WileeCoyote1516

2 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewRousso that is the most logical conclusion

@Ghareeban

2 жыл бұрын

I might be out on a limb, but my guess is that Labradors, penguins and spaceship are what makes up space force. I don't know I am from Sweden we do not know much beyond IKEA and meatballs. Great vid btw 👌

Unexpectedly wholesome. "we all get by..."

@キラキラくりくり頭

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment the exact same thing. Word for word.

@the5thwanderer791

2 жыл бұрын

1,000 labradors! And just have them come up and lick my face!

@pfisherking

2 жыл бұрын

That was very nice at the end

@CallMrPC

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. A little sad even.

@the5thwanderer791

2 жыл бұрын

@@pfisherking Quite frankly, lol ;) that's the good ol Andrew twists we all love and like to see 🤗⚡🤯😌💤

I was so into watching these two men from contrasting backgrounds and ideologies connect through a mutual understanding, that I forgot I was just watching one man talking to himself

@thomasglitter9087

2 жыл бұрын

So true!

@jamesscholz8338

2 жыл бұрын

They're a talented one isn't he

@teratoma.

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesscholz8338 good comment

@thepackable

Жыл бұрын

I would say both actors were better than amber turd. But I think all actors are. He is at least 50x better.

@lepracybabe

Жыл бұрын

🤣

As a New Yorker, 1700 dollars is a CRAZY cheap price

@593swheeler

Жыл бұрын

As someone who doesn't live in New York or even the east coast, I also know that's crazy cheap. Rent is $1200 in Portland where I live, there's no way it only costs $500 more to live in New York.

@theslizzlemeister5862

Жыл бұрын

@@593swheeler $1200 sounds great to me... my rent is $3200 for a 728 sq.ft apartment...

@winstonveluz3970

Жыл бұрын

@@theslizzlemeister5862 ..i only earn 2k monthly.. 3.2k is awfully too high. i pay $600..

@theslizzlemeister5862

Жыл бұрын

@@winstonveluz3970 you pay $600 but where do you live? Not NYC I’m guessing, $3200 for NYC is actually decent…

@dxtrum

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like it's time to go to Brooklyn

I'm glad Andrew made up with himself in the end. I wouldn't have been able to sleep tonight knowing he was still angry about him insulting his home.

@spazzywhitebelt

2 жыл бұрын

Him is him

@luckydannumber2

2 жыл бұрын

Did they have make up sex after the tryst?

@fabricioazevedo2361

2 жыл бұрын

@@spazzywhitebelt Yes... His worst enemy!!!

@dr.2335

2 жыл бұрын

Hey this shit is real don’t play like that

@Rogue_VI

Жыл бұрын

Yes, the end was very touching.

$1700 a month for a one bedroom apartment in NYC seems actually quite cheap? I'm assuming at that price it hasn't got luxuries like windows, door locks and a bathroom.

@Xigbar295

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, nowadays it's closer to $2,000 - $2,500 unless you want a place with no shower or kitchen.

@ambermiyuki7476

2 жыл бұрын

Community bathroom. Brothel type ish

@Hankblue

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xigbar295 $2500??!?! For $2500 I could build a new hadron collider and revolutionise our scientific paradigm..

@icebox1954

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hankblue Damn. CERN is really overcharging the EU then.

@darianbell9614

2 жыл бұрын

It honestly seems so expensive that even a good paying job wouldn't really make it worth living inside the city

Yeah $1700 for a one bedroom is a steal now... but this was definitely wholesome af. Dude is a great writer

@VoldemortsMissingNose

Жыл бұрын

probably more like $3k. its $1700 in dallas

@ryanedwards805

10 ай бұрын

Im assuming since this video is over a year old the price has infact doubled tripled now

@hopoff9968

6 ай бұрын

That makes even funnier, like it's relatively cheap, but still too expensive for the Tennessee guy😅

people in the city and country folk coming together both knowing they are being fucked makes me feel warm inside, ty mr Andrew.

"I pay $200/month for rent." "Wow! And in New York City? That's insanely cheap." "Well well that's just my portion that I have to pay. I have 20 roommates, it's a 2 bedroom apartment."

@goldcherries

2 жыл бұрын

$200 is a weekly rate for the drug addicts home, so good luck.

@stelinaturner1982

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldcherries I mean... could you not get a decent 2 bedroom apt for 4,200 a month? I don't pretend to know New York but... it sounds plausible to me

@Axle3000

2 жыл бұрын

@@stelinaturner1982 yeah but you need to make 90k or more unless all your money is going to rent

@stelinaturner1982

2 жыл бұрын

@@Axle3000 he pays 200... the joke is he has 20 roommates... I don't understand what you guys aren't getting here. Simple math...

@stelinaturner1982

2 жыл бұрын

@@Axle3000 and I'm poor. All my money goes to rent no matter where I live...

What a rollercoaster of emotions. And that ending was enough to make a grown man cry

@ace2298

2 жыл бұрын

And that's OK

@CaptainEdMercer

2 жыл бұрын

It makes me want to cry too. It's a good message at the end.

@wainach9518

2 жыл бұрын

But not this man

@shersyed3989

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainEdMercer well this must mean that you are a grown man. 😊 Congrats! 👍

@shersyed3989

2 жыл бұрын

@@wainach9518 well, I hate to say it, but this must mean that you are yet to grow up completely... 😔 My condolences...

Almost teared up at the end. If only all discussions could end with some connection and understanding.

@hugoseriese5462

Жыл бұрын

"Almost"? ;)

I'm a homebody and I work online. I'm genuinely grateful I can live in calm country side, away from cities and their blinding expenses ✌🏼

@kirkcavenaugh758

Жыл бұрын

Anythings gotta be better than taking the subway.

@anarchoRex

Жыл бұрын

Subway is great, would get rid of my car in a heartbeat if I could.

@Gos1234567

Жыл бұрын

countryside boring as fck

@Sahiyena11

Жыл бұрын

I've lived pretty much rural and small neighborhoods most of my life, been living in an apartment in the downtown district of my city for the last year and it just is stifling to me. Not used to complaints from downstairs neighbors when you walk around on the creaky floor the landlord refuses to fix or stepping outside at night not to crickets chirping but a methhead writhing on the street and shrieking. Boutta move to a small town for half a year where I have to drive an hour for work and all there is there besides forest is one small bar and grill, but I'm so ready.

@Regressum

Жыл бұрын

​@@kirkcavenaugh758 Absolutely not lmao. I will die 1000 deaths before sitting in rush hour traffic. functioning Public transit is amazing

“I COULD BUY 67 EMPEROR PENGUINS, AND JUST HAVE EM ON MY LOT…” This is t-Shirt material stuff right here

@dylives7667

2 жыл бұрын

My man already has merch material on the table, and doesn't even know it.

@pallemaniac

2 жыл бұрын

...Frolicking

@yucol5661

2 жыл бұрын

A thousand Labradors for $1,700 would be $1.70 for one Labrador

@mrbaaman

2 жыл бұрын

Who tf would wear that in public? "Omg so randommm"

@dmitrismirnov2455

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbaaman me 👍

The fact that $1700 per month rent for the city is considered a steal makes this even more concerning.

@jelaninoel

Жыл бұрын

Anything short of 3 grand is a POS. The city sucks. You have to hate yourself to live there

@cadequillion5276

Жыл бұрын

@@jelaninoel not really. It’s just hard to find and takes a lot of work to find something really good for less than 2.1k. Great city and love it here but expensive if you don’t find a good balance

@ineedhoez

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@chucklestorm

Жыл бұрын

@@jelaninoel incorrect. The city is the place to live. Which is why so many people live there 🤣

@pismodude2

Жыл бұрын

Every time I'm in New York it smells awful, they leave trash bags on the street for pickup, there's constant noise, traffic is so bad the ambulances get stuck and you can beat them to the hospital on foot, and people are crammed into buildings like sardines to the point where we would probably all be crushed to death if they tried to go outside simultaneously. I'll probably go back, they do have good bagels 😊

😂😂 Dude I hope you are getting paid well. Your channel has some of the best comedy writing I’ve ever seen. The “moist” episode was especially mind blowing.

I like to believe that Andrew filmed this sketch with no cuts and just changed clothes and repositioned himself after every line and seemlessly transitioned from one accent to the other with ease.

1700 for a 1 bedroom actually sounds reasonable for NYC.. assuming it's not a studio

@benjaminjohnson6093

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that would be a stealllllll

@eternalangel666

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah please hmu

@damiendegrasse

2 жыл бұрын

I'd expect holes in the walls for that money haha

@wiegraffolles9822

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh there’s no way. 1700 is “cheap”

@oliviaaloe9069

2 жыл бұрын

Considering a 1br apartment in the suburbs of Washington DC are often more than 1.7k, yeah... I know for sure that's a steal in NYC.

Almost wholesome, unexpected really, but quite nice

@elijahbonnie2129

2 жыл бұрын

But not this grown man *sucks tear back into eye*

Dude this was le amazing! Your vids are hilarious, witty, and on point. Keep making them and we will keep watching.

I love that. Such a nice message in such divisive times. Love it.

Man, the reaction of the rural guy was so unexpected, and it hit all the harder for it. You have made me feel empathy for both of these characters, playing and voicing them both yourself. Hollywood when ;) ?

@dont-worry-about-it-

2 жыл бұрын

Hollywood could NEVER He's too good for Hollywood

@CaptainEdMercer

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. He does a wonderful job at portraying each character and conveying the very real emotions that those characters pertain to in real life.

@qine6559

2 жыл бұрын

Omg haha! Did you just suggest him the Emperor Penguin option here?!!

I love that he mentioned his groceries to make him feel better! That's so sweet!

@Rhychardsantos

2 жыл бұрын

I know right ☺️🖤🖤🖤

@5daysofcoffee

Жыл бұрын

The irony is groceries in rural American is way more than anywhere else I lived because there is zero competition. Don’t like the price? Well you drove 30 minutes to get here and you can check our competition that’s another 30 minutes away but you’re not going to like their prices either.

@TheGillenium

3 ай бұрын

In NY you could just steal them now.

Currently live in DC. Felt. Also $120 for groceries? Lucky groceries are HORRENDOUSLY expensive right now.

@cardindex5657

4 ай бұрын

2100 for a 2/2 in SOMD

“Sixty-seven emperor penguins!!” 🐧🐧🐧🐧

Can we all just take a minute... & acknowledge this man's brilliance. Literally everything he spits is either, outrageously funny, or borderline way too deep to be a comedy sketch.. & yet he pulls it off EVERY SINGLE TIME! Mad props dude 🙏

@artratengo

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dude has it down to the t👌

@satwiksahu486

2 жыл бұрын

He literally spat out two mouthfuls of water and indeed it was outrageously funny

@noahschoeneck7795

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly one of if not my favorite KZread sketch creators

@CarltonPwasteman

2 жыл бұрын

Amen.Favourite thing on the tube at the moment.

@Arkanj3l

2 жыл бұрын

He's uploading the hits from his TikTok channel where he does product placement

If Adultswim picked this guy up and gave him a decent budget, I'd watch the show.

@kingofhisworld1

2 жыл бұрын

You think $1700 would be decent? 😁

@mortv5985

2 жыл бұрын

@bubba gump yeah, he would be under the pressure of a contract and he might get some "input" from the people in the channel, the concept would be fucked up, he would be suffering from burnout due to the management requesting more and more episodes In less time, the contract is terminated due to the show not being completed and my dude would not have the $1700 to pay for the rent to live like a mouse in a tiny studio in New York. Damn you, city bois!

@ryanhall1775

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingofhisworld1 you win bro

@Ryderman2000

2 жыл бұрын

Heck i'm watching the show and he isn't with adult swim or even on a decent budget!

@BusinessWolf1

2 жыл бұрын

who the fuck needs a budget or a publisher, this guy can make it on his own

I love this so much😭I come back to this video so often man🙌🏿ughhh, great work

Okay the part of this that hit the hardest was expecting some lubricous amount for the apartment and then it wound up less than some of my friends are spending.

I love how he cheered him up by telling him how much he spent on groceries. And the background music is awesome, kudos man.

@billbadson7598

Жыл бұрын

tfw a few months later and we’re all spending that much on groceries. What a time to be alive.

@mgntstr

Жыл бұрын

@@billbadson7598 tfw a few months later and we're all owning nothing and are happy

@billbadson7598

Жыл бұрын

@@mgntstr psshhhhh plenty of bugs out in that great wide world to eat any time you consent to it. 😈

I think you're undercutting the price of a one bedroom in New York by at least 1,000 doll hairs.

@UltraGalacticSuperFantastic

2 жыл бұрын

that's what i thought - i thought it was way more. 1700 is the rough price of apartments an HOUR outside of seattle. inside seattle it's well over 2000. it's inhumane...

@elijahwinchester6690

2 жыл бұрын

@@UltraGalacticSuperFantastic i mean, that's about the price for a three bedroom flat where i am, and he's only got the one. for the same price. either way, that's insane to me. i'm also from a piss poor area, but even so..

@anonnine9994

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. 1700 is only a tad bit more than the shit hole town I live in, in Texas.

@realthunder6556

2 жыл бұрын

In eastern Europe 300-400 is for outrageously expensive cities.For normal cities 100-150$.We all get by. (Cries in average salary of 1250$ before taxes + food more expensive then rent)

@leviathan3630

2 жыл бұрын

1700 sounds about right for a nice apartment in LA

It's 1700 for an apt in Tennessee, 1200 minimum for a dump.

You didn't have to end this one on a happy note, bro.

As a man who lives in New York alone and pays a similar amount on rent as well as spends the same amount on groceries, this hits close to home.

@JechtNH

2 жыл бұрын

I'd go with mayor's mansion with the wife then

@nico6465

2 жыл бұрын

@@JechtNH i prefer the sixty-seven emperor penguins

@JechtNH

2 жыл бұрын

@@nico6465 sure, still better than NY rent

@Jud1cator

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed on all accounts.

@benchinny-ev3xe

2 жыл бұрын

Don't move to Australia then, $2200/month not even in the city of Sydney, but around it. I haven't even looked at Sydney itself, there's just no point

Proud of you, Andrew. You said what needed to be said, expressed your emotions, and turned a painful moment into a genuinely wholesome & inspiring connection. “We all get by…” yes. I suppose we do, Andrew. I suppose we do.

@freewilly1193

Жыл бұрын

The dude abides

@kirkcavenaugh758

Жыл бұрын

Well said

Wow, I love that humor and message. So wholesome.

You'd be lucky to get a closet sized studio for that much now. I see 1BR's going for more than twice that, and they still got a roommate sleeping in the living room.

“I could literally buy all the swamps in my town. Invert them into some rudimentary, reverse rooted…new kind of landscape!” Im dying 😂😂😂 How does he come up with this?!

I love how his characters get increasingly sweaty as the video goes on

the progressive sweating though

You make great videos dude! Keep up the good work! You have a special gift in your sense of humor and wit!!! ❤

“I could buy all the swamps in my town” Glad to see NY has a realistic conception of life in the south

@BeltFedSelfDefense

2 жыл бұрын

@Dibs i think he just forgot the /s

@deebo5538

2 жыл бұрын

Can't tell if this is ☺️ or 🤠

@ethanomcbride

2 жыл бұрын

@@deebo5538 tis both

@rvgog247

2 жыл бұрын

Oh there's swaps in TN alright

One of my favourites yet, even better than the 'when jokes are illegal' skit I've had this exact convo so many times with my friends who live in a huge ass house out in the sticks compared to me in my shoebox in the city!!!

@darthdecent24

2 жыл бұрын

Can I ask you something?

@darthdecent24

2 жыл бұрын

How much you pay for that shoebox? 🤣🤣 lol

@bmona7550

2 жыл бұрын

Actually some cities in some states have more well priced apartments (they are often affordable because most renters are able to save up enough money to buy a house). So just because someone lives outside a big city like NYC or LA, doesn’t mean they’re all country bumpkins

Ironically rent in Chattanooga is about 1200-1800 now for a 1 bedroom

Me “That’s not so bad” “One bedroom” Oh nevermind

As someone who moved from Indiana to Seattle, I feel this on both sides.

@blushingfrieza

2 жыл бұрын

You made the right choice tho, hopefully you get a house and watch your value skyrocket.

@saluvictori1075

2 жыл бұрын

Literally $1,700 is my rent for a one bedroom right now. In Seattle.

@BeltFedSelfDefense

2 жыл бұрын

@@saluvictori1075 Good gracious! Do you know how fast i could pay off my mortgage here in the cornfields of Michigan with seventeen hundos?!

@Aurumfae

2 жыл бұрын

@@blushingfrieza lmao oh really? Last time I went to Seattle I had a fricking crack head run out into on coming traffic in midday when my husband and I visited. Perhaps outside of downtown is fine, but your city is turning into San Francisco/ Portland

@saluvictori1075

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeltFedSelfDefense trust me I’m feeling the urge to return to my Norwegian Midwestern roots lol

This is what i call good sens of humor

It is mindblowing that a one bedroom apartment is about $1400 in Austin in 2022, not that far from NY City.

Andrew is the modern day After School Specials n I love how most of the skits that turn into a meltdown have the most wholesome ending u could ask for where the characters learn a sincere lesson lmao

@voodoodolll

2 жыл бұрын

Very clever username

"In a little mouse... home, almost????" LMAOOOOO just the delivery alone freakin kills me. If Andrew is already this skilled at comedy, good lord knows side splitters what we can expect to send us into out of body fits of convulsions of laughter

I love how he gets SO upset when he finaly says something about where be live but is having a blast when insulting the city 😂

@bradlemmond

2 жыл бұрын

The country mouse is such a snowflake.

@justanotherguyful

2 жыл бұрын

It never happens irl. Its a sketch. No one wants to live in NYC but delusional lunatics. The thing is there are a lot of delusional lunatics nowadays.

@justanotherguyful

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradlemmond youre a proud city rat then?

@bradlemmond

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanotherguyful No, I just know way too many people who get offended when the tables are turned.

@AlecBenzer

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanotherguyful no true new yorker

“I could literally build and finance a space ship…” 😆

“There’s culture and tradition” *Tries his absolute hardest to not break character* 😂😂😂

@Yertle_Turtle

Жыл бұрын

"We marry our girls off young, and have a long tradition of selling petro-chemical resources while poisoning our land. We betrayed, murdered, raped, stole and tortured the natives until we claimed all their land for ourselves. Our traditions our old & rich -but we are not."

@Octavian2

Жыл бұрын

​@Yertle_Turtle Coincidentally, there's no stolen land where the cities are! Maybe massive gang violence, but its very lucky of you.

@Octavian2

Жыл бұрын

@@LWLProductions I know. I was responding to another comment.

@B00tyWarrior

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the South has a lot of culture but if you don't ever actually come down and experience it well you will just continue to push the stereotypes which is ironically something people in the city are all against

This man’s humour is evolving! the initial laughter is followed by a depth of emotion and pathos that towers above entire series of drivel found on todays streaming platforms. Encore.

As someone who was both these people at one point or another, never going back to the big city, bought a farm and working from home best thing I've ever done.

@spencerlyon7087

Жыл бұрын

Man fuck that, you should go back to paying $20,000 a month in rent, that's the American dream

@tonybahama6817

Жыл бұрын

Yep 👍🏼

@subjekt5577

Жыл бұрын

Eh, I'm the opposite. To teach their own.

@suppositorylaxative3179

Жыл бұрын

@@subjekt5577to beach their loan

@alastairtheduke

9 ай бұрын

Exactly, I'm never moving to a small town. I need to be around people with my kind of genders

Dem penguins won't be even half as sweaty in Tennessee as Andrew is by the end of this video. 🤣

Man I love this dude. Really enjoy his videos

Timmy loves how much you've grown. Bartholomew too.

I feel this. I have a 3 bedroom house, 2 car garage in an average neighborhood for under $1,100. My rent for a two br apartment was almost the same.

@amarisplaza4163

2 жыл бұрын

Woah, that’s incredible! where are you at??

@jaimeluis2610

2 жыл бұрын

I also would like to know kind sir.

@DJKuroh

2 жыл бұрын

@@amarisplaza4163 Nebraska. We purchased before the market went crazy. Now house prices are astronomical for even the worst places.

@amarisplaza4163

2 жыл бұрын

@@DJKuroh You’re quite fortunate. Trying to aim for something like that one day with my husband. Maybe buy some land and get a manufactured home. I wish you all the luck with your endeavors! :)

@Point_n_Shoot

2 жыл бұрын

@@DJKuroh That’s dumb, do you know what that money would get you in Venezuela?

I nearly choked on my food laughing. I enjoy your videos so much. Thank you.

2:09 on breaks me every time. I love you Andrew. Been watching you since the days of Moist, and watching you grow has been a quiet vindication of an otherwise broadly regrettable internet life

@SH-cd1fu

6 ай бұрын

Gets me every time, I genuinely have to laugh out hysterically! 😂

“I could buy all the aquariums, drain all the water, and use them to shit inside of,” is a gawd tier line.

@alakani

2 жыл бұрын

And fishes. Don't shit on the fishes, dude

No matter the weird circumstances, yeah, this place is home. Didn't expect it to end so wholesome, but that made me smile. Thank you.

Every conversation with anyone from another state, and sometimes just another city.

Omg I just discovered you. You are absolutely hilarious. Can’t stop laughing. Thank you ❤️

Had a shit day...watched this made me laugh and smile, so today ended I a high note. Thanks Andrew and hello from Ireland

@bakedpotatoes5545

2 жыл бұрын

i hope your days are better now:)

If you get a whole freaking apartment to yourself that's big enough for another adult AND a kid for only $1700 usd in freaking *New York* then what on God's green earth is Toronto's excuse.

@CaptainEdMercer

2 жыл бұрын

He mentioned it was a one bedroom very small apartment. If you look up studio apartments in new york on youtube, they're basically the side of a small room and thats the entire thing. Very depressing way to live but sadly rent is out of control in many places.

@catherinelempke8451

2 жыл бұрын

That's my point, my friend. In Toronto, you can easily find yourself paying $1700 to *share* a small apartment, and Toronto does not quite have all the cultural attractions of New York, and definitely not its excellent public transit system.

@CaptainEdMercer

2 жыл бұрын

@@catherinelempke8451 oh I see. Lol didn't notice. Yea it is terrible that in order to live somewhere like that you need room mates. I live in California and unless someone is wealthy or lives with their family, they always need like 3 or 4 room mates per household minimum. And even then it's like $800 per room mate. Plus utilities and food. Also weird rules for the kitchen and stuff. Not really a home atmosphere. It's so sad.

@Kraiden

2 жыл бұрын

@@catherinelempke8451 Toronto? Canada? Could it possibly be because of the higher taxes and cost of living due to free healthcare? I don't know just wondering. Is Canada more expensive overall?

@catherinelempke8451

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kraiden I think our groceries and cell service/internet service is more expensive, but I don't think the property taxes in Toronto could possibly be higher than in somewhere like New York... And even then, property taxes go to municipal governments, whereas healthcare is funded by the provinces. So, I don't *think* that's how that food chain works, especially because Quebec has the highest provincial taxes in the country (and such cheap tuition because of it!) but some of the most consistently reasonable rent prices in their major cities. Provincial taxes are also high in Nova Scotia, but property was dirt cheap until COVID hit and all the Torontonians started moving in.

I keep coming back to this video for such a great laugh. Love your stuff my friend

The end reminded me of a song: We are all making a living in all kinds of ways We’re all making it through, another day🎶 Played by a street musician on a street corner in Berkeley CA.

Unexpectedly wholesome, a welcome surprise

I'm just amazed he lives in a one bedroom in New York with his family.

$1700 for a studio in the worst part of town maybe.

Just found this gem and showed it to my mum (who is from Chattanooga) who is gonna send it to her brother (who is the Chattanooga Mayor).

Wow, this turned incredibly wholesome. I’m as high as a bike and I’m tearing up, man

@PinataOblongata

2 жыл бұрын

Bikes don't get that high, really. I'm assuming you meant "kite" and made a hilarious typo.

@user-we5xv1no5y

2 жыл бұрын

what kind of bike?

@MansterBear

2 жыл бұрын

@@PinataOblongata its because theyre high lol

"We all get by in different places ... But it is home" Mah man that's some Stockholm Syndrome shit right there. 1700$ !

@VirgoVyrus

2 жыл бұрын

You know damn well that the apartment is the size a normal hotel room.

@fucku3460

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh this got me Rollin all over again

@DEMONIK1149

2 жыл бұрын

@Virgo Vyrus I can get an apartment that size (bigger actually) for about 1/3rd the price in some locations... not in New York or in heavily democrat run areas but I can get far more reasonable rates in other places in the US.

@JonBrownSherman

2 жыл бұрын

Did you miss one of the main points of the sketch? You gotta pay more to live in a place with more to offer. NYC has waaaaaaaaay more to do than a place like Chattanooga.

@VirgoVyrus

2 жыл бұрын

@@JonBrownSherman No it doesn't have way more to do. They're different environments and can both be equally worth it. That was the point of the sketch.

I love this one, I keep coming back. It's a gift that keeps on giving

Uuuuuh I live in St Pete, FL and pay $1600 for a one bedroom apartment. All because rich investors have snatched up all the property in south Florida and jacked up EVERYONE’S rent. It’s def not just New Yorkers anymore who are paying extortionate amounts of money just to live.

Beautiful.

@Punchi7

Жыл бұрын

Calvin & Habs comment without reply? Oh no sir not on my watch

Worst part is that if you are in Australia, a $1700 apartment rent per month in the city (especially Melbourne) would probably be $3000-$3500 rent I think

@level0sayswhat

2 жыл бұрын

$3500? Do you know how many didgeridoos I could buy, just to line up in a straight line all connected to one another, for $3500?

@sonatartica2590

2 жыл бұрын

NZ, Wellington, less than $1k / month but I dont have a garden and cant have pets

@Fearoq

2 жыл бұрын

That like more than a basic salary

@damiendegrasse

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually around the same in NY, $3000 for a one bed is normal so around $4200 AUD

@DrMattHH

2 жыл бұрын

@@damiendegrasse Exactly. I don't know where he's finding a NYC apartment for $1700, but he's gonna get stabbed soon, if it hasn't already happened.

Out in the boonies, Wyoming, you can get around 400 dollars rent. In Chattanooga, 1700 rent is like a 2-bedroom apartment, and they have several concert venues, decent eating, night clubs, skating rinks... anyway, I went to a convention there once, and there was a lot more stuff to do there than there was in nowhere, Wyoming. Now, the thing about having things to do in a location is that you have to go outside in order to even know what exactly is there, so in an online space like this, there are inevitably people here in New York who never go outside and so have no place to speak, along with Tennessee residents who actually think there's nothing to do because the online person says so, even though all it takes to see the truth for themselves is to go outside on weekends.

This video has me needing more blankets and less blankets at the same time.....

I’m sorry, a rousso sketch… that doesn’t end with “PHuCk!!”

@AndrewRousso

2 жыл бұрын

things turned to wholesome land

@GT-tj1qg

2 жыл бұрын

The "PHuCk!!" in the middle now. That's just how it be

@MansterBear

2 жыл бұрын

haha i was waiting for it like... how's he going to fit it into the wholesome ending?

"I could literally build and finance a SPACE STATION!"😂😂 " A thousand Labradors" I died😂

Such a heartfelt story told in 3 minutes.

crazy how in february this made sense but in july a 1 bedroom a scoot from chattannooga is going for 1700 a month

I felt the “no car” lmaooo

I always come here for the laughs.... but I stay for the feels

@jens2049

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

This was every conversation I had after moving to LA from Kentucky. Thank You.

$1,700 a month is NO JOKE what my neighbor in Los Angeles charges for people to stay in their garage.

Every theatre teacher dreams of their students as Andrew Rousso lol

It went from making fun of, to sad, to wholesome, great transition

This was one of your best videos, even if i didnt laugh... i truly enjoyed this

Omg god I’m glad u exist cause I never thought outside of Ted from scrubs that I would feel the need to say your use of flop sweat is inspired 😂😂

The best decision I've made this year was finally subscribing to this channel. Each sketch brings me life.

Wait till they meet a Connecticut person

Aww that was a nice one. The 67 emperor penguins smile upon us all as they dance in the cornfields of Chattanooga

The penguin line got me pretty good.

"Cocaine and... All kind of genders of people" 🤣🤣😂😂 I'm dead

This is so fantastic and perfect, and practically an actual transcript of so many conversations I’ve had on this topic. Your videos bring me joy!

I love the throwing up part, it's so genuine.

Unfortunately where I live, four years ago, a 1 bedroom apartment used to cost $600-$800 a month. Now a cheap one is $1000. It’s ridiculous.