just got forklift certified feelin blessed

@jaycheese5357

Жыл бұрын

niiiice

@thescrubmain

Жыл бұрын

Congrats bro 🤣

@djcacti

Жыл бұрын

Nice man

@ruvsyofficial

Жыл бұрын

You rightfully can commit any crime and get away with it because your forklift certified

@bneymanov

Жыл бұрын

nice

CEOs absolutely strokin it to this

@rexravsten2626

Жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment in this section

@penderyn8794

Жыл бұрын

Feudalism 2.0 update

@rram992

Жыл бұрын

💀😭😂

@TheDealer1228

Жыл бұрын

I scrolled past this and said “wait a minute… did that say what I think it said??”

@usedcondom3125

Жыл бұрын

@@penderyn8794 nah forreal

Andrew has more chemistry with himself than I've ever had with anyone

@gonnfishy2987

Жыл бұрын

YES

@AnotherCarGuy375

Жыл бұрын

I suprised my ex a few times. She was ranting about something. Paused and right before she could say anything else (she was switching topics). she was gonna say something she never spoke about before there was no warning and I said the first sentence she was going to say. I dont know how it came to me, but the look of shock on her face she th9ught I was the damn devil in disguise.

@noahvillalpando

Жыл бұрын

​@@AnotherCarGuy375 was the next topic giggity giggity?

@AnotherCarGuy375

Жыл бұрын

@@noahvillalpando Lol no, it was innocent conversation.

@itsjamilagain

Жыл бұрын

I liked this comment because it's true, you have no chemistry

”I dont clock in because I stopped clocking out”

@thatspiderguy8728

3 ай бұрын

Totally thought that's where it was going lmao

@stumble_leiner

3 ай бұрын

...same. You know how it is

@slicelifetv

3 ай бұрын

“I’ve never even clocked in, because I’ve never even clocked out.”

@stumble_leiner

3 ай бұрын

@@slicelifetv ...same. You know how it is

@richardtrofimov2828

3 ай бұрын

saaaame i thought he s gon say that too :D

"I'm just a naughty work goblin" 😂😂

@bigdawg1872

3 ай бұрын

That shit took me out🤣

@davidec.4021

3 ай бұрын

Thank you

"you know how it is" is the absolute accuracy of people like this!

@cautiouslycynical9786

Жыл бұрын

Not talking about hustler university but isn't it better to work smart not hard?

@dopaminecloud

Жыл бұрын

@@cautiouslycynical9786 work is never what's good, what's good is peace and the path to peace often requires work not the same amount for everyone, so for some people doing the minimum and skipping is best, others gotta seek more work than they're given people be different

@johnydsmithson6834

Жыл бұрын

Bro. Stop calling us out

@carlruppert7324

Жыл бұрын

@Cautiously Cynical, "isn't it better to work smart not hard?" Not when you're a literal workaholic, no.

@pokemonrampagemake

Жыл бұрын

@@dopaminecloud even that is context dependent. For most researchers for example the motivation for going to work is passion Of course other factors come into play (you can’t feed a family using passion), but in the context work itself is good

I’m just surprised they had spare 2 minutes 24 seconds to talk to each other about how hard they work

@darktimber117

Жыл бұрын

Cause in reality that's all those kind of people really do, they talk about how much they work. All day long at work? Yeah they just tell their co workers how much they work. At the bar? Alllll talk. At home? On social, telling everyone about how much they work. Lol

@munchmacuchi7502

Жыл бұрын

This is how it should be but the democrats want more worker rights. Dang anti American democrats ruining businesses. Businesses first, workers second . It’s always been like that.

@vishybreh

Жыл бұрын

That’s gonna be deducted from their paycheck

@akfi96

Жыл бұрын

They are literally working

@akfi96

Жыл бұрын

Working for the channel

“I don’t sleep anymore.” “Lowkey.”

I remember when I was younger, working 19 straight days in a row, all 12 hour shifts, on my feet all day with hardly a break at all. I had one day off coming up. ONE. I spent every day looking forward to it. My work agency asked me last minute if I could come in on that day and I said no. If I'd worked it, that would've been around 30 days in a row, again, all 12 hour shifts. But I needed that day off to rest. And d'you know what happened when I turned that day down? Some complete and utter fucking wally of a colleague of mine scoffed, telling me I could be making overtime pay, and how it was lazy of me to want that day off. After working _nineteen straight days._ It's never enough for these people. Working your life away and having no free time is seen as a bragging right. Nowadays, I spends as much time of my work day reading a book or playing games as I can get away with. Because why should I overwork myself for a company that doesn't care about me?

@Archangel-ct1iq

4 ай бұрын

That was illegal of your workplace to have you working like that bro. I’m sorry you had to do that

@xocomaox

4 ай бұрын

You clearly DON'T know how it is. So sorry to hear you can't be like these two. Just not enough of a man?

@ferdsan9025

4 ай бұрын

Dannnng bro, you’re such a naughty little work goblin

@frogstock2597

4 ай бұрын

Well put

@timv17

4 ай бұрын

My mom has always worked hard and took over ridiculous shifts but was constantly fucked over whenever benefits came around. She's taught me that "hard work" is a made up virtue and you should try and think about yourself and get as much benefits out of your work as possible because sure as hell nobody higher up is actually keeping track of how hard you're working.

The guy in red said he gives his paycheck back to his manager, but it turns out he owns his own buisness, so my man wasn't lying.

@carlruppert7324

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist! 😂

@heathertaylor8904

Жыл бұрын

I wanna like this... but it's at 666 and i just can't do it.

@fighterflight

Жыл бұрын

@@heathertaylor8904 well now it’s at 818 so go ahead

@ronaldpettifurd5957

Жыл бұрын

​@@heathertaylor8904 no one cares

@heathertaylor8904

Жыл бұрын

@@ronaldpettifurd5957 apparently two of us do. 3, if you care enough to make sure I understand that you don't. But no one cares about that.

Had coworkers like this brag to me as if never seeing your wife and kids was something to be proud of.

@emporioalnino4670

Жыл бұрын

The only people who will remember your overtime is your family.

@Benjumanjo

Жыл бұрын

“No wife, no kids for me, man. I’m married to the job, and the team is all the family I need”

@supfoo3638

Жыл бұрын

It’s the same guy that could’ve retired a year or two ago but says “eh I’ve got nothing better to do” like he don’t have a family or any hobbies lol

@dipereira0123

Жыл бұрын

some people reach a point where the work is all that its left for them 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂

@dipereira0123

Жыл бұрын

And also some people use Work to "escape" from the family at home

I love how they're trying to outdo each other but also low-key helping each other out by including them in their own boasts. My actual favorite shorts video artist.

I have never understood why people think working themselves to death is a flex.

@nicolasm400

5 ай бұрын

in order to maintain itself, the capitalist system promotes that kind of culture and ideology

@ProduccionesLukaz

3 ай бұрын

lol right. i squeeze all the free time i can out of my employer

@Kitsuragi556

3 ай бұрын

Who cares? If it makes them feel better then more power to them. I work from 8am to 9pm to support my family. Nothing wrong with that, why do commies get so triggered by people who enjoy working? 😂

@Kitsuragi556

3 ай бұрын

​@@nicolasm400And it keeps society going. You want us to be like soviet Russia?

@Rebrn-bk5em

3 ай бұрын

@@Kitsuragi556if you need to sacrifice yourself for society is it even worth it though? Society doesn’t give a damn about anyone

As a guy who worked in manual labour and construction, i can verify that there is atleast one of these kinds of people at every workplace.

@FatManJackson

Жыл бұрын

And usually they are the least dependable and most lazy of the bunch. They are aware and insecure of that fact. That is why they will also always bring work up in their free time, even in conversations where nobody want to talk about work.

@AmokBR

Жыл бұрын

As someone who’s worked in finance, I can tell you at least 75% of people there are like this. I had a colleague who’d sleep in the office from time to time, even if he didn’t have some crazy deadline coming up, because “he didn’t want to get too used to going back home” (his apartment was 15 min bike ride from the office). Friggin masochistic lunatics.

@MitchandNess

Жыл бұрын

Ask him how is it to work on the sun? Always been curious about that

@mards2479

Жыл бұрын

And nobody wants to work with that asshole because that’s the dude that rats to the boss about every minute you spend not breaking your back

@getoffmygrass4857

Жыл бұрын

That would be me. I rather have a good attitude than to be miserable all day.

People be like "I got a wife and kids and I work 24/7 all the time all over the country" like making a broken family is a goal

@DyLeN17

Жыл бұрын

Current wages just don't cut it

@mimo5853

Жыл бұрын

Well……at least they made a commitment, got married, are employed, have a family, and are providing for them. Better than what a lot of men (and women) are doing out there!

@1Cream

Жыл бұрын

@@mimo5853 Having children and not personally putting in at least 2 hours of personal development per day should be a crime, don't have kids if you can't afford them.

@lizzie333eee

Жыл бұрын

@@mimo5853 yeah, a commitment to not being emotionally available/around for their family and probably instilling abandonment issues in their kids but yeehaw brother anything for the grind

@infernityable1369

Жыл бұрын

​@@1Cream This is definitely one of the dumbest takes I've heard in a while 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve never understood. So much of my family is like that and a few of my friends. They will complain about work, yet when they talk to one another it’s often just about work.

@DASH22

3 ай бұрын

Because they dont have anything Else of meaning in their lives, saw that too

@ak205

3 ай бұрын

1,000,000% this comment here

@infernoglass_

3 ай бұрын

Well if you didn't have nothing to complain about, your suffering would just be inherent and existential. Better keep some routine of discomfort you can blame. It's pretty awful being a human who has nothing but themselves to blame for being in pain.

@911WASanINSIDEjob420

Ай бұрын

Typically people talk about what they fill their life with. And just so you know when I was young I used to think like you but ultimately you have to grow up and make money and there's nothing wrong with that. One day you little zoom zooms will figure it out too. Until then just shut up and go back to work. No one cares what a Zoomer or a gen Alpha has to say. You quite literally know nothing

My gramps is like that. It was the mindset of his whole generation. He once proudly told me that, in 43 years, he never called in sick. It was so weird to me. It's like they hadn't even yet discovered that the boss was just trying to milk them as much as possible. I didn't have the heart to tell him. Wouldn't do him any favors to find out at the last minute that he wasted his life away for another mans dollar.

@insect6003

4 ай бұрын

He prob wouldn't believe you

@doctorpanigrahi9975

4 ай бұрын

He would call you a commie / Draft Dodger .

@chinmeysway

4 ай бұрын

oh i’m sure if u told him he’d just disagree. if he was someone who would consider your insights, he woulda been someone already whoodaknown what capitalism really is. ppl are addicted to being needed / working. they don’t care if they’re exploited or and just rationalize everything! how exploited employees are (how much owners make) is typically kept nebulous obviously so it’s not their fault. boomers and young ppl still. it’s nuts

@travelllller

3 ай бұрын

yeah but if I could afford now what they could afford back then I would also work more.

@firemonkey1015

3 ай бұрын

@@chinmeyswayCrazy how the new gen’s always attribute it to “capitalism”. You realize that no matter what society you live in, you’re going to be working to death right? This isn’t a “capitalism” thing, it’s a life thing. These socialist buzz words are ridiculous, socialists worked much longer hours than 90% of the people today. They could hardly feed their family with it.

“I got casualties for my work place and that’s on God” is INSANE 💀

@americantoastman7296

10 ай бұрын

absolute killer of a line, absolutely destroys me every time dude 😂

@ilysixwings6631

9 ай бұрын

“Through a Skooo…?😮”

@brauljo

5 ай бұрын

I don't really get it, ¿why would he want casualties for his workplace?

@Rue2love

4 ай бұрын

Bro I Literally worked in an insane asylum and we had casualties for our workplace all the time. 😢 on God! Fuck mentor network

@OnChords

4 ай бұрын

​@@brauljothats the joke..

"I actually put in extra work to clone myself so I can double production. It's like the prestige up in this but dystopian. My clones all resent me. You know how it is."

@clxcwr

Жыл бұрын

I love The Prestige

@ondank

Жыл бұрын

Prestige is pretty fucking dystopian tbh

@gamepoy5056

Жыл бұрын

@@clxcwr Are you watching closely?

@Ares_gaming_117

Жыл бұрын

i got my clones building clones...you know how it is...

@nathangustave6278

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

"I stopped clocking in" that's the moment you just slowly back away and move out of the state.

This is so true. I was a schoolteacher and the teachers used to sit around at lunch and complain about how late they stayed up the night before grading papers. And one teacher would be like-“I had to stay up till 11 o’clock grading those tests”. And another teacher would say-“yeah I was up till midnight grading science fair projects.” Another teacher would say-“ yeah I had to pull in all nighter cause I had to grade final exams for my class.” Another teacher would say-“I haven’t slept in a week because you know we got final projects due for the honors art class.” And the next day at lunch, the same conversation all over again.

"I said 'NAH. LET ME GET MY HOURS'" The delivery of this line was S-tier 😂😂😂😂

@ilysixwings6631

8 ай бұрын

NAH FR🤣🤣🤣🤣

@smurfingoff-meta1405

5 ай бұрын

I legit clocked in at 8 pm after hearing this 💀

@samuelburt7534

5 ай бұрын

Agree this was peak

no one works harder than the makeup artist constantly applying sweat to your face between takes in these vids

@agent0422

Жыл бұрын

Nah, he works so hard he's constantly sweating

@xXFullMetalGXx

Жыл бұрын

I'm dead 💀

@iamthedevilsadvocate

Жыл бұрын

​@@agent0422 He's actually sweating nervously when he's not working You know how it is

@idkwuzgoinon

Жыл бұрын

@@agent0422*taps temples*😏

@DominicGreene72

Жыл бұрын

@@iamthedevilsadvocate same, but I actually been spending all my free time hanging around work in case they need me. You know how it is

I'm just a horrible naughty work goblin 😂😂😂

This is how my family acts when I tell them I work from home 🤣

Nothing pissed me off more than people trying to prove how busy they are

@paint_freckles

4 ай бұрын

Busy bragging 😂

@ajspice

4 ай бұрын

I'm already retired at 41. Feel better? LOL!

@user-sg1lt3kz4b

4 ай бұрын

What pissed me off was the lads who couldn’t wait to nuke a meal in the microwave “Can’t be going 3 hours till the end of my shift without my 250g microwaveable Tesco curry, no sir” The rage in my soul knows no bounds for these people

@luffymurdock3332

4 ай бұрын

Amen

@smokingcrab2290

4 ай бұрын

You can't relate to them because they're too busy projecting the pressure they put on themselves to feel accomplished while living a life of bland compromise

“That diaper game…” Caught me off guard for some reason 😂

I PAY HIM....FOR MY LABOR.

“I’m just a naughty little work goblin” shit caught me off guard, that was really funny! Subscribed

@YanoshDanosh

Жыл бұрын

For real😂

@TonyCox1351

Жыл бұрын

Nubbins did it for me

@Montaph

10 ай бұрын

​@@TonyCox1351Literally came back to this video for the straight nubbins comment. But naughty work goblin surprised me AGAIN. Andrew is genius.

@carnivalcat2234

10 ай бұрын

420 like

@Fuddulous

9 ай бұрын

"I'm just a _horrible_ [increased sweating] [licks lips] naughty work goblin."

"I got casualties for my workplace, but that's on god". 😆

@this_rishi

Жыл бұрын

cuz god knows how it is

@AbbaZabbaMan

Жыл бұрын

nbd

@anglaismoyen

3 ай бұрын

​@@this_rishinah, even God rested on the 7th day. Chill

@artiscralabs3688

3 ай бұрын

@@anglaismoyen got that reference, you know how it is. 😂

I heard “Diaper game” and I realised I wasn’t even half way through. Well played man, it’s escalating really fast.

These are the type who flex on "social merit" more than family merit. It's a shame that when they finally retire, they'll only have about 18 months to 5 years at most (if they're lucky) before their hearts expire and maybe one or two coworkers will talk more positively about them at their funeral rather than their grieving widow and children who will say things like "I wish we had more time together."

@FVLMEN

4 ай бұрын

Nah most people hustling 60hr labor jobs are young men with no family or love life

"I'm down to straight nubbins" will now be how I articulate burnout and depression.

@lilacscoffee9360

Жыл бұрын

As someone who has experienced both, I agree with the use of that phrase.

@lmaoded7505

Жыл бұрын

What does this sentence means?

@yahwehvii6059

Жыл бұрын

@Nick Keep going til you grind your limbs down then you’re straight stumpin’.

@peaceformula5830

Жыл бұрын

​@@lmaoded7505 It means that he has worked so much the fingers on his hands have been "worn down" to nubbins 😂

Reminds me of a conversation I overheard at a restaurant. Two dudes talking about how much they work, like this video, and one of them talks about how important it is to stay fit, “so you can keep clocking in when you’re old.”

@thestuff4321

Жыл бұрын

I would rather be dead

@Toefoo100

Жыл бұрын

@An Equal you don't have to kill yourself to not be a wage slave

@superalatreon1

Жыл бұрын

Damn, that's just... sad. They fell for the hourly mindset. Your time is worth more than most hourly jobs would ever pay you. And the smart move is to save enough money to start your own business or invest, so you can retire early and not be working when you're old like that. Idk man we need more financial education in schools.

@StromLxrd6

Жыл бұрын

​@@superalatreon1word up

@jz4087

Жыл бұрын

Fucking NPCs

loved it! this reminds me so much of a favorite monty python sketch, 4 yorkshiremen where they sit around complaining about how hard they had it growing up, trying to one up each other, until they are living in a shoebox at the bottom of a lake, and at the end of each day, their father kills them and dances about on their grave.

I just love their genuine reactions of disbelief in between each statement but still they think "well it's total bs but I need to go further"

“I’m on that diaper game” with the long pause is such a good line

@peaceformula5830

Жыл бұрын

😂

@nikoladevcic2673

Жыл бұрын

+ went underrated judging from the small number of comments on it

as soon as he said "I dont sleep anymore" and there was still 1min and 30 sec of video I knew it was going down to cosmic impossible stuff like working on the surface of the sun

@measlesplease1266

Жыл бұрын

It may be impossible, but I'll do anything for my boss. ANYTHING. Things I wouldn't even do for my wife. You know how it is...

@losthalo428

Жыл бұрын

you posses astonishing intelligence

@Dutchyman

11 ай бұрын

Wow, ur so smart and cool. Bet you read 2 thousand books a week.

@TheGillenium

4 ай бұрын

@@measlesplease1266I got casualties for my boss.

The older I get the more I realize the biggest flex is sleeping 7-8 and working 8 hours while making a decent living, I don't know anyone over the age of 35 puffing up their chest because they did a 12 hour shift

That shit hit deep, my man. I felt that... But it was fleeting, as my break was over and I had to go back to work

@mellonnuggets838

Жыл бұрын

You got breaks? Pshhh you ain't a real one /j

@kokonutmilkshake703

Жыл бұрын

@@mellonnuggets838 my man clearly don't know "how it is"

@user-nj1zu2nf1x

Жыл бұрын

What's a break? Psh, we are not the same

@jamesfehr2071

Жыл бұрын

Fml... stay strong fellow slave's!!!

@shirosejiokami4168

Жыл бұрын

Last time I heard break was when I was elementary boo… you don’t need breaks

"Look everyone! The worker has fallen in love with the system that exploits them!"

@TreeHairedGingerAle

Жыл бұрын

I came to find this comment, and enshrine it! 🤌🏾🌿🌿 For verily, this is the absurd, ignominious, _inexorable_ , yet, *true* result of "Ye Olde Grinde Culture"!

@owlmage

Жыл бұрын

Hahah the worker and the system, (turns around screams gets eaten by the unexpected dragon of labor laws)

@barrett.m.w7713

Жыл бұрын

"Holds up card to indicate the audience to laugh"

@chaseburns8418

Жыл бұрын

I'll fall in love with anyone you tells me good job

@hellosammy4105

Жыл бұрын

Shit, if the system exploits me by letting me give out free dog walks and body butter, and in return, grants me immunity to radioactivity, the ability to travel to and walk on the surface of the sun, and get off scott free from murders, sign me right up. Honestly, u lazy ass ppl can’t even recognize a good deal when it slaps you in the face. Everything is “reeee exploitation!’

This is such a “you got soft hands, brother” vibe 😂😂

You’re actually one of the funniest ppl on this whole internet 😂😂 well done 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽

“No water. No food. Maybe some air” 😂😂😂

@fraybentos9854

Жыл бұрын

“As a little treat for myself”

My former workplace was FILLED with these kinds of guys. Always working free overhours in hope to get a promotion but never dared to ask for it.

@tietosanakirja

Жыл бұрын

It took me a while, but eventually I learned it. You don't get a raise by working hard and being flexible. You get it by asking.

@Sydd787

Жыл бұрын

Lol sounds like me. Too awkward to ask or demand things but still grinding those two extra miles. No one cares.

@woodside4life

Жыл бұрын

Straight nubbins

@naproupi

11 ай бұрын

@@tietosanakirja You get it by kissing up to management and then asking actually, but yeah working hard is optionnal if you're good enough at sweet talking.

@arcadymorel7565

11 ай бұрын

​@@naproupibe the only one qualified to do something, wait two or three years, ask for raise, they say no you give notice, they say yes it's cool. They usually can't hire someone for that in two weeks and they can't keep up if you're not there. Puts you in their sights though.

The only conversation my family can have with each other.

They have to keep saying "You know how it is" because otherwise the other person will know they don't know how it is.

"I am on that diaper game" 🤣🤣🤣

@ljeans531

Жыл бұрын

I am too trusting when I thought they were talking about caring for their children at home 😂

@Killjoyfiend

Жыл бұрын

Yo, I was pitching the diaper game at our last meeting lol

@davidenns8287

Жыл бұрын

You know how it is.

@DurzoBlint178

Жыл бұрын

He almost lost him there💀

@alexsm3882

Жыл бұрын

Straight grinding

This is a masterpiece. The gradual shift from clean face and normal to straight up insanity was perfect

@BasedinReality1984

Жыл бұрын

It’s a Monty python rip off. ‘The 4 Yorkshiremen’

Despite being both characters, you're able to portray each as if it's two separate actors trying to get the other to break character. Genuinely, if you ever want to get into acting, I'd use this in a portfolio

Anyone: "I'm so tired, I've been working 10 hour shifts every day this week" Some dude: "Oh wow, only 10 hours?" Edit: Stfu about the wage gap, I've never once heard a woman complain about a fucking wage gap, only ever men claiming that we complain about it.

@skylarmccloud4080

9 ай бұрын

I WORK 10HOURS ALL I WANT IS WING STOP 😂😂😂

@panikk2

5 ай бұрын

This should have a thousand likes

@gerfromireland8077

4 ай бұрын

Bro ten isnt much😂

@hugotendam5349

4 ай бұрын

FR, but this is America tho. Round these parts we brag about getting away with as little work as possible 😂

@username_882

4 ай бұрын

@@gerfromireland8077 How's that boot taste?

The workers my boss wishes he had. Not me though, you know how it is.

"I wish I was working on my day off" The first sign of a sociopath

@vanquish421

Жыл бұрын

More like yet another victim of capitalism.

@ToumapassarZEZOCA

Жыл бұрын

​@@vanquish421 because only capitalism forces people to work overtime 🙄

@vanquish421

Жыл бұрын

@João Marçal It is the system we currently live in, and therefore what I'm going to critique. Really not a hard concept to understand, champ.

@spacecore94

Жыл бұрын

@@vanquish421 was there another commenter I missed?

@vanquish421

Жыл бұрын

@@spacecore94 Yeah, dude sarcastically said, "Because this only happens under capitalism."

Everything about these videos is phenomenal. The facial expressions the music cues. Just perfect and super hilarious. Keep it up!

Absolutely LOVE your channel. Makes me smile every time. Thank you!

"I actually stopped clocking in..." thought he was gonna say "cause I never clock out" lol

My man out here workin hard, never missing, always delivering the videos to us... you know how it is

@loristnorton3723

Жыл бұрын

He's on that diaper game.

@smashmusique

Жыл бұрын

Name of the music please?

The ending is insanely accurate. The people who brag about how much they work usually dont work very much at all. The people who work 60 or 70 hours a week are too tired to be worried about informing people of their workload 😂

This my dad fr. To be fair, work is the only thing he's ever known. Started working when he gained consciousness at 5. He was born dirt poor in the middle of nowhere in the mountains. And I'm just here unemployed trying to make money from a mobile game and my art

Went from tech consulting to industrial construction due to being laid off. This guy exists in both places.

@journeyoflife9159

6 ай бұрын

Why did this crack me up so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JC-sc9rx

5 ай бұрын

It's you, isn't it? The guy your talking about. 😮

@JC-sc9rx

5 ай бұрын

:00000000

@msm9430

5 ай бұрын

@@JC-sc9rx How did you know?

@Spocklee

4 ай бұрын

lol@@msm9430

I come and watch this whenever I'm working sweaty hours. I just whisper to myself over and over "dirty little work goblin"

@jimbob7370

3 ай бұрын

In work reading this and laughed out loud

@Theos.

Ай бұрын

@@jimbob7370 fix yourself and stop coming back to this video. theres more to life! hes got an entire channel to watch on your day off that you should definitely take! but for real, andrew is too funny.

@jimbob7370

Ай бұрын

@@Theos. ? What are you rambling about ?

„I’m masochist and proud” 😂

Anytime somebody brags to me like this I'm just like "wow that really sucks man."

This is way too accurate, especially with random dudes on Facebook acting like it's a flex that they work 80 hours a week, never have a day off, never take vacations, or even have the ability to enjoy the extra money they're bringing in. Like dude, your life is horrible and I have more fun than you lol

@nicholassullivan1239

Жыл бұрын

Unless they're "on that diaper game" I don't want to hear about it.

@Veenbuen1

Жыл бұрын

“What does employee of the month mean to you? HaVe YoU EVER gIvEn MuCh THOUGHT?”

@Dom-Andre

Жыл бұрын

Its too funny bc irl it gets ridiculous lmao

@midwestbd7144

Жыл бұрын

They have to work 80 hours a week after they buy a brand new $80,000 truck, get divorced, then get some whore knocked up. 🤣

@josegutierrez2778

Жыл бұрын

Funny thing is I do the minimum get my work done and chill and my boss things I work harder than the dude that come in 2 hours early 😂

The sad thing is our culture is literally heading this way and the bosses are so happy we are idiots 😂

@SHVRWK

Жыл бұрын

Then be the boss

@comradeweedity1648

Жыл бұрын

@@SHVRWK Wow that's some big brain thinking, we can all become bosses and nobody will be exploited anymore! We'll seize the means of production and all become the owners. Yes!

@SHVRWK

Жыл бұрын

@@comradeweedity1648 skill issues

@ashleyhall6464

Жыл бұрын

@@SHVRWKcapitalist bootlicker

@jsml337g05u

Жыл бұрын

​@@SHVRWKThe real skill issue is how nobody liked your comments and people actually liked his 😂

I would brag about how little I have to work. Working too much sucks

“I’m on that Diaper Game, you too?” hahahahahahaha

The fact that he's visibly struggling not to crack up makes this so much funnier

@ElGringoLatscho

Жыл бұрын

Where

@ImJustJordan215

Жыл бұрын

@@ElGringoLatscho 0:46

@ElGringoLatscho

Жыл бұрын

@@ImJustJordan215 thanks my man

I am sitting in a coffee shop literally wiping tears from my eyes. The barista is looking at me like I’m insane. I haven’t laughed this much in a long time. Thank you. “I’m down to straight nubbins.” 😂

@Autistic_Helicopter

Жыл бұрын

Was the coffee good, though? Asking for a friend

@Triisttan

11 ай бұрын

don't be that guy laughing audibly in public to a video

@thebarkingyears

11 ай бұрын

@Triisttan Was that guy, am that guy, will be that guy again.

@Triisttan

11 ай бұрын

@@thebarkingyearshumiliation kink? everyone's looking at you like you're a weirdo

@semmywap2916

6 ай бұрын

I love that feeling when something is so funny it has you dying in public 😭😭

Dude, I still think this video is your best work. I can feel the tension rising. Very creative. Nice job 👏

Hate that. Once i pay off my house and am no longer a slave to the banks i am working as little as i can! Can't wait!

I’m definitely guilty of this lol. I’ve found that when you forsake everything in life aside from your work, all you can think to talk about in your personal life is work and how much you’re working. I hope anyone reading this makes better choices than me.

@matthew8505

Жыл бұрын

I've now lost all personal life and hate myself... But hey, I make 20% more than most of my graduation peers 😭😭

@dribirut7526

Жыл бұрын

Weird flex to let us know how much you work.. but you know how it is

@scorchrp6871

Жыл бұрын

I met my wife's uncle and all he could talk about was how much he worked and how much he was able to outwork the young guys and everything... I was like, "i know a few people like you." Lol working so much can stress out people's family too, like the money is good but the time you spend even just relaxing is worth it.

@iU0n

Жыл бұрын

@@matthew8505 Thats exactly how it is...

@iU0n

Жыл бұрын

@@scorchrp6871 100%. Its not even like you can take the money to the grave, but make no mistake, we'll all be making that one way trip sooner than we realize. My problem is that I can't stop myself or slow down no matter how much it hurts lol.

I love it when I hear this stuff " I put in another 20 hours this weekend " Cool. I got up about 9 on Saturday, went to a barbecue, and didn't leave for 20 hours.

@marshallrockwell5866

Жыл бұрын

​@@orwordrink, eat, watch some sports, play some games, walk, sleep, and then eat some more

@bbb462cid

Жыл бұрын

@orwor send me some crayons and paper. I'll make you a picture that you might understand.

@commentreader295

Жыл бұрын

@@marshallrockwell5866 That's such a privileged thing to do. While people out there have to work whole weeks to provide food and other essential services, you're spending your life like that and feeling proud :))

@carlruppert7324

Жыл бұрын

@Comment Reader, other people are not your kids.

@bbb462cid

Жыл бұрын

​@@commentreader295 Oh, you mean the same privilege that allows you internet access? Hypocrite. The chances are overwhelming that you could walk five miles from where you stand right now and find a person in need. Instead of telling people that they cannot have enjoyment, go help that needy person.

The non lunch takers always bugged me lol. Making everyone else look bad for a few extra crumbs.

It’s so hard to explain to these people that they’re being used

God I know a guy like that, and I remember him actually saying that if he can and DOES live that hustle life, then everyone else SHOULD. smh.

@Thuazabi

Жыл бұрын

Cuz idiots like that think they're going to be one of the lucky few that strike it rich if they hustle enough.

@xenn4985

Жыл бұрын

Well at the very least, people shouldnt complain as much.

@njux1871

Жыл бұрын

​@@xenn4985 Only instead of complaining the unionize more lol. Or revolution, anything to stop the fucking capitalist systemic oppression from fucking the middle classes asses. Or at least put a dent into its wheel. Complaining is cathartic for many and a human thing, but just like watching some Mr. Robot at home and feel like you've contributed to society by feeling understood by a show that criticizes current politics it's all fluff that will change nothing you complain about.

@xenn4985

Жыл бұрын

@@njux1871 commie gobblygook

@Halwyn_Parrish

Жыл бұрын

I used to feel guilty about the fact I barely work and have so much time on my hands but then I look around at all the older generation that have been working their whole lives, since they were teenagers, and realize that I don't want to live like that; working until I'm 70yos. So I'll gladly enjoy all the free time I have before it's time to become another slave to the wage 👍

Having a good, solid work ethic is never anything but a good thing, but so is having self respect. Don't let anyone manipulate you into romanticizing "the grind".

@American-Motors-Corporation

Жыл бұрын

Nah, it's a lie. Yep, truth about the braggers and dickwaggers, it's all fashion. It got started 15 years ago. Pretty funny the economy took a shit, then here came the rise of the work ethic propaganda, right beside the rise of the anti-millennial/anti-youth propaganda. Of course I noticed something about it, that is most of those so-called middle-class types lost their asses either before 2008, during or there slightly afterwards. They lost the house, the whatever car, they sold those RVs and ATVs so they lost the toys, many of them ended up losing the family scene via divorce. So the only thing they had left to brag and dickwag about was their job. It became fashionable to brag about the super crazy hours they work, (most of which is bullshit) yeah, I've caught a fair amount of the dorks acting like they only live to work, yet notice how they shop a lot? Hummm those "always at work" neighbors are home a lot. It's mostly made up bullshit by idiots whom wish to show up at the family gatherings and brag about doing regular shit. See that's the thing I always laughted at and never understood, they're obviously not the first to have a job or pull a bit of overtime, It's just regular activities. But they get in front if the family especially the "elders" and they feel the need to sound off to the point they try to make the most mundane stuff sound like some extra special shit... Like for example... "Yeah I had to "wake up" in the morning. After putting in 10 hours Friday "I went to sleep" that night. "Yeah that overtime though, I sit on my ass in an office"! And the older people seem to eat this shit right up. Lol. I'd have thought the "elders" by now would have said big deal, it's just nornal shit. Oh boy, so you're at an outdoor family gathering and someone says the word "work" notice how everyone stops dead in their tracks and looks around stands up even like prairie dogs? They're brainwashed. Oh boy, so working home Depot and lowes. Old foggies in departments love to shit on the youth, to the point that rather than the older person doing their amount of work, they're either standing there in the middle of the store bladding anti-youth bullshit to someone or they're in the break room blabbing and professing about how "Young people don't do their jobs" "Young people don't want to work"! Rather than themselves doing what they was assigned to do. Oh and if you point that out, you'll be blackballed, that is if you care! It's all nonsensical bullshit, it's all propaganda to get us to do more for less. Oh and I'd also like to address the way those on a work ethic high horse love to start their lectures, sayings like..."my grandpa" "my great grandpa" "My dad"! Well here's the trick prick, I don't give a shit about what your old and dead relatives did, that was before my time. So the whole concept that I/we should suck it because they did is pretty much you being a sheep, stooge moron and embracing your corporate slavery. Oh yes and the throwing around about "entitled"! Hummmmm well now I guess by the text book bitching , pissing and moaning conducted by boomers these days, then I'd say their grandparents, that is the Boomer's grandparents, my great grandparents, was a bunch of young spoiled little entitled bastards back in the 1930's, because they fought for unions, they "demanded better wages and working conditions huh? That's what they say about youth or today's middle-aged. How many of you would take the opportunity to strut up to your grandparents and say, hey you was a bunch of spoind entitled lil bastards? What these old folks today say about the millennials and younger today was quite common among their grandparents and their parents! But no no lets not bring that up or some will proclaim "that's different"! When it's not!

@government_costumes-ui5lx

10 ай бұрын

Nah, it's crap!

This is actually just how we vent. Men aren't allowed to actually complain.

The mindset of this individual I'll never understand. Don't need to and I'm glad I don't either.

@insect6003

4 ай бұрын

Yur

@Kitsuragi556

3 ай бұрын

The mindset of someone who enjoys working? Ya'll need to put the dope down. 😂

@whereammy

Ай бұрын

@@Kitsuragi556 Yeah, that's definitely what the video was about.

Whats wierd is when its their identity and they're also depressed about working so much and having no hobbies, and then they project it on to you that if you're not like them then somethings wrong with YOU lol. Sorry for having boundaries, not taking on uneccessary responsibilty and not feeling pressured to ALWAYS have to appear like im giving something to broader society.

@Scrummy64

Жыл бұрын

Yup I knew a guy just like this at one of my previous jobs; he'd go out of his way to pick up shifts on all of his days off when he was already rota'd at 50hrs a week, but then would basically invade people's pleasant conversations to say he had no time for his hobbies, or to watch that new show everyone was raving about, because he never got any time off. He was actually a nice fella most of the time, but sometimes it just felt like he was deliberately bumming people out over his own bad choices lol

“Asked me to go work on the surface of the sun” I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

“But I started no lunch” 😂😂

Meanwhile Im turning time theft into an Olympic sport.

All of these one upsmanship videos are so accurate

after severe burnout, i learnt life isnt about work. recovered for years watching my kids grow up is and was the most meaningful time in my life. man 41

@notallowedtobehonest2539

4 ай бұрын

If you didnt work until burnout, your babysmama would have conditioned them to hate you

@hhjhj393

4 ай бұрын

Work sucks, but not having money sucks more.... Some of us aren't smart enough or skilled enough to make money easy, therefore we just have to work and put in the hours....

@xocomaox

4 ай бұрын

If you can find work that you love, it doesn't feel like work. That truly is the best way to live.

@indicaonly2143

4 ай бұрын

@@hhjhj393sum of us r just built like that. The rest have another agenda. A man works and is productive.

I worked 19 hours the other day and I told everyone I've seen since then. You know how it is.

When success is your idol, being busy is your righteousness.

I have a friend like this. Everytime he starts bragging i just think, "wow so your happy to have no free time and not be able to do anything but work your life away?" Towards the end of his life hes gonna be thinking wtf did i do?

As someone who actually has put in the 55-65 hour weeks, no lunch, doubles, clopens and then went down to having to only work 45 hours tops no matter what, the money actually isn't worth it. The stresses then compared to now are like night and day and I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone.

@robertquinlan8063

Жыл бұрын

Dude I know right? I was working 70 hours a week for like a month. It was crap. Time is always greater than money.

@artvandalay1415

Жыл бұрын

I had 'only '54 hours per week but same, the shifts (seconds, first, second, first) were set up so that I close at 2 AM and open 9AM. 6 days a week, I was ready to take a 30% cut of my pay just to get that second day free if it was possible (it wasn't). You know how it is.

@XxBakerxX72

Жыл бұрын

But..but then how will you brag about how much you work?? HOW WILL YOU BRAG, JOHNSON?!

@thinman25

Жыл бұрын

My manager a while back had student loans and car payments, put in a consistent 20 hours of overtime a week for over 2 years. Now the loan got forgiven and she paid off her car, went down to whatever she wanted to work each week, she's like a different person without the stress.

@HarveyBiirdmanHD

Жыл бұрын

On the contrary, I used to work 60+ hour weeks and I absolutely loved that job. Now I work a 40 hours per week and actually kind of hate it. I think it really just comes down to the work and, most importantly, the people you're working with.

Love this sketch. Pokes good fun at those who enjoy being exploited while they waste away their limited time to live.

@sithticklefingers7255

Жыл бұрын

So exploitation is bad, but people victimized by it is funny…

@w0ody16

Жыл бұрын

@@sithticklefingers7255 Sometimes pointing out silly behaviors like those who encourage exploitation is a good way to combat it... if you didn't understand that by my comment idk what to tell ya.

@displaychicken

Жыл бұрын

My coworker did 1000 hours of OT last year. On the one hand, he was exploited, but on the other hand he made over $300k …tough to feel exploited with earnings like that

@w0ody16

Жыл бұрын

@@displaychicken If workers are getting fairly compensated for their work then idk if I'd call it exploitation. Now work conditions and hours could be factored in, but that's case by case.

@synthraofficial5366

Жыл бұрын

​@@sithticklefingers7255 No, pointing out his disconnected from reality you have to be to be this excited about being exploited and volunteering for more of it is funny because wtf is wrong with people.

"I'm on that diaper game" caught me off guard

You know you a worker when they asking you to take time off and peers asking where TF you be ?!!

There was a radioactive breach, at the mill 😂

I just left a company like that. Don't get me wrong, they paid well. I was already putting in fifties which was plenty for me, and every Friday I had guys getting on me to come in on Saturday too. Then after a while a group of them started coming in 2 hours early too. I said naw and found me a new job.

@johnydsmithson6834

Жыл бұрын

Lol we work 90s and I get shit for coming in 15 minutes early "make it 5, can't afford that overtime"

@johnydsmithson6834

Жыл бұрын

@@airgin3000 EMS. 90 on 90 off, 8 months the year. (Please call CPS I wanna go home)

@ErinBunny24

Жыл бұрын

​@@johnydsmithson6834 cps only helps kids my man. Do what the boomers always say, "pull them bootstraps up and stop complaining son" but they complain they have back problems from working their whole life away. 😂 The hypocrisy in people is just amazing.

So many people have been manipulated into thinking labor is an identity.

"Im down to straight NUBBINS" LOL😅

I love how they progressively get sweatier and sweatier as the skit goes on 👏😂

The guy that ACTUALLY works hard: "It's been alright"

@mawile3037

3 ай бұрын

" I'm alright " is my everything response to when I'm asked how I'm doing, but I'm straight lying through my teeth When I get asked to do something I say ok But after being asked to do multiple things I caught myself saying alright And that's when I knew I was not okay with being told what to do when I was already working on something else 😅

Love this skit!! You hit the nail on the head. Enjoy your life all :)

So this is straight up Warhammer 40k. You have to live and breathe for the emperor and the imperium.