As an ex-CVS employee... this is just typical Wednesday morning.

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

So you've seen....the miiiines?

@ravennalovecraft421

7 ай бұрын

So you've seen....the miiiines?

@red_words

7 ай бұрын

Thanks to the black community

@s0ne01

7 ай бұрын

​@@red_words...🗿... your welcome

@knighthunter5333

7 ай бұрын

If this is Wednesday, then I don’t want to know what happens on Mondays

"Comon Flapjack, what kind of syrup ya slingin!?" IM DEAD

@dm3892

7 ай бұрын

Silicon based

@goodguy...badrep.

6 ай бұрын

My fav line

@jeremyross7939

3 ай бұрын

Im dead 😂😂😂why is the lube across from the tooth paste?

@mandke23

3 ай бұрын

High as shit in a security booth crying 😂😂

@omarjimenez6704

Ай бұрын

I literally spit on my phone when he said that

Does this man ever miss? Sometimes I genuinely ask myself how he gets these ideas and how the humor just perfectly aligns in his head.

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

He can't miss

@stoppos94

7 ай бұрын

I just saw the CVS post on reddit a few hours ago.

@Edprodesign1

7 ай бұрын

muchacho!

@Moderatelydisagreeable

7 ай бұрын

I never ask. I don’t want to know.

@goodguybrian9764

7 ай бұрын

Some ppl just got that comedy Brain, they go outside and just think on the go and use that to write later

No way he didn't make this to show off his sonic key chain accessory.

"HAVE YOU SEEN THE MIIIIINES?" Found my new go-to phrase.

@the.n.1

4 ай бұрын

why do people always make this unfunny joke and wtf does it even mean

@Spocklee

3 ай бұрын

im just waiting for a good opportunity to use this lol

I can never guess just HOW MANY twists a Rousso video will slip in before it's over. There's always the risk of it being played entirely straight, but also it could go completely inside out five times in 30 seconds.

@frenchynoob

7 ай бұрын

Hard agree on comment... but god damn how DARE yoy hoist the jolly roger of fiends and cowards?

@lKILLA

7 ай бұрын

You need lube for this comment? Going inside out that fast without some jelly. Might end up with a friction burn.

@_Stormfather

7 ай бұрын

@@lKILLA damn, beat me to it by 20 minutes

@thinkofsomethingcooler

7 ай бұрын

You said slip in…you must have rang for the cage

@chrisg2214

7 ай бұрын

I have seen the mines

"Make a move cause I'm quick. I'm quick and I'm slick, Slick" Why is this line so fire?

@gas33z

7 ай бұрын

Any line where you refer to someone as "Slick" is gold by definition and using it twice just takes it to another dimension.

@Czechurself6787

17 күн бұрын

You forgot the… “I don’t need nothin’ extra”😂

This man understands skit crafting down to a science. I genuinely feel pity not everyone knows this channel exists. It's like he goes out in public, picks a few personalities commonly seen in society and studies their mannerisms, finding each individual's inner comedic expression.

@welcometooaudioland7877

7 ай бұрын

He should start a masterclass

@jaymesigler6402

7 ай бұрын

Where are you seeing this as a common personality? I never wanna go there. 😂

@thinkofsomethingcooler

7 ай бұрын

@@jaymesigler6402thank you for writing this! 🙀 If the characters from Andrew’s skits ever escaped into the realm of reality we’d all be up the creek without a paddle (and that’s not a euphemism for needing to ring for the cage)

@thinkofsomethingcooler

7 ай бұрын

Interactions like these are why introverts never leave the house

@miguelgarzon8061

7 ай бұрын

I'd love to see a real life Timmy😂

When that man said: " I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL VANQUISH YOU FROM EVERY CVS FOREVER... I WILL SMITE THEE" I'm dead💀

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

💀

As a Chipotle worker, I am terrified

@003333333333

7 ай бұрын

You can't escape. You think you're slick. You're about to get slicker.

@SleepwaIker

7 ай бұрын

I Put a Spell on You

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

damm

@gregraj

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@shitpostersingracia2931

7 ай бұрын

@@SleepwaIkerI CAST TESTICULAR TORTIONNNNNNN

Please don't ever stop, Andrew, you are so effing good at this

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

He is one of the best ngl

@jumpgrass71

7 ай бұрын

Thats what she said

@thomase13

7 ай бұрын

Truly unbelievable - this guy is just so ingenious!

The Sonic charm on the keychain really brought it all together for me 😂

I appreciate so much that Andrew goes through the effort of getting wigs instead of just putting a t-shirt on his head

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

yep...

@darrienjones8917

7 ай бұрын

He really has upped his game

@miguelgarzon8061

7 ай бұрын

lmao, come on, al looks funny ASF in a shirt as a wig 😂😂

@Stothehighest

7 ай бұрын

That's low man, that's part of the brand

@Nepetita69696

7 ай бұрын

​@@miguelgarzon8061No, it's overused and stale

That's some high dedication and filming scheduling for him to be clean-shaved as one character and stubbly in the other character.

@amberg4131

7 ай бұрын

Didn’t even realize. Was it a 5oclock shadow or like days apart?😅

@danielsantos3254

7 ай бұрын

something like that would take at least a couple days even for the most quickly growing beards

@_Stormfather

7 ай бұрын

@@danielsantos3254 unless you use your brain and film the bearded parts first, then shave and film the shaven parts.

@A.R.T.4

7 ай бұрын

@@_Stormfathernope he repeatedly changed clothes and waited for the facial hair to grow back, that’s what I would do

@thorr18BEM

7 ай бұрын

Not to mention how long it took to grow for the female character,...

As a former lube-cage, I can confirm this happens at CVS more than what people are comfortable to admit

That Sonic key chain was a wonderful addition to a baffling interaction, what a great skit.

As an ex-Target employee, this is accurate.

Andrew doesn't make skits. He makes ART. Another amazing video.

I mean this in the best way possible: the customer service guy gives off the same energy as a Transformers movie character, and I love it.

@thinkofsomethingcooler

7 ай бұрын

That is definitely some Shia LaBoeuf energy going on there - JUST DO IT!!! Don’t let your dreams be DREAMS!!!

“If you stealing silicone from Uncle Sam” if a fuckin brilliant line, among a skit full of killer lines. “Have you Seen the MINESSS” too 😂

There's not any 3 minute videos that I will entirely re watch multiple times back to back. This stuff is so hilarious.

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

This guy makes pure gold every time

@lepari9986

7 ай бұрын

Sad to hear that you didn't like this enough to replay it :(

@chrisandreas3142

7 ай бұрын

lol

@Tential1

7 ай бұрын

KZreadrs cleaning up during Hollywood drought

Lol this is doubly funny to me. I was in China for a couple months start of these year, they have a lot of unattended convenience store over there, which use facial recognition and spatial scanning so you just walk in, take the stuff and leave and the payment is done automatic. I was also in Japan where stores are also unattended, you walk in and just leave the money in a drawer/bowl. Both systems are pretty interesting to me, and then here in America you have this. The contrast is just so hysterical

@MyShiroyuki

7 ай бұрын

In those countries, they still teach good morals to their kids and their police are allowed to do their jobs.

@GumpierGoat2

7 ай бұрын

​@MyShiroyuki places like that exist in the US as well, albeit, pretty rarely. I bought cherries from a stand in California a few years back that was unattended. Notice how the primary stores who need the lock boxes are corporations? That's because places like Walmart move in, kill local businesses, and then price gouge the community they showed up in, and nobody feels bad stealing from places like Walmart, because the people who are affected by the theft wouldn't actually notice if I stole my entire yearly wage from their pocket. I don't condone stealing, but locally owned businesses aren't the ones getting stolen from 99% of the time.

@Tential1

7 ай бұрын

​@@GumpierGoat2you're wrong lol. They are stealing from everywhere not just Walmart. Not sure how this misinformation gets out there. Or why you think criminals care which stores they steal from. There are so many local news stories though of people going out of business. As an investor, I'm not thinking "oh no, big stores like Walmart will get hit, and small stores will be safe because thieves only hate us." no... I'm doubling down on investments because I get actual data, and don't have to rely on news, and I know small stores are getting destroyed because of this. Even if you aren't touched, your insurance rates go up, do to crime in the area. You lose to Walmart/Amazon no matter what. You've got two choices. Clamp down on crime, and let small businesses survive or, be passionate to thieves, and help boost the stock price of Amazon, Walmart, and a few of my other more secret picks, that I'll thank the current crop of liberals for making the rich richer.

@Tential1

7 ай бұрын

​@@GumpierGoat2that would be one days profits from your local store.... You don't know what you're talking about lol. Walmart is profitable because they sell a ton of items at a TON of different stores. They make 1% profit.... Every time you spend $100 at a Walmart, they make $1. And if you return something, they lost money.

@Tential1

7 ай бұрын

​@@GumpierGoat2the primary stores have lockboxes because they can afford it.... A small store can't afford that friction. You're just literally advocating for a situation where the primary store has the advantage. Not that I should complain, the little guy usually somehow advocates for my big box investment. Just more of a mind f how people always get it wrong, and advocate for things that hurt them, but whatever.

For Timmy and his crusade of contempt! I still wish to see where his story goes and I cannot wait to see more content from one of my favorite creators.

"i'm slick slick, i dont need nothing extra" hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 you're killing me bro

"Come on flapjack, just tell me what kinda syrup you slingin" definitely using this in my everyday speech from now on

The fact, that I pay for Netflix, but this, superior content, is free, is mind-boggling, also, the share amount, and the unnecessity of, all these, commas, makes me, question, my own existence.

Immediately new favorite character

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

Mine too lol

Did not see that ending coming! 😂😂😂 Andrew's the best at his craft 👍🏻👍🏻

Man really has a gift for writing hilarious dialogue

I speed this went from “relatable situation everyone’s experienced” to absolutely insane is wild😂

Another piece of gold right here

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

yes sir

"Cmon flapjack, just tell me what kind of syrup you're slanging"

@2:25 "Listen up here Hunter Biden" had me rolling man!

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

hahaha same

@Derek_Wyld

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

The Sonic keychain was maybe the peak of comedy in this video, it's just such a perfect garnish to this character

His sketches always have the craziest twists 😂

The guy in the red really had a vision 2:15

The escalation is sheer genius. You have a genuine gift for comedy

Sometimes I wonder if this man had a full studio behind his back to produce his works if it'd hit the same. Sometimes I wonder.

@_Stormfather

7 ай бұрын

Usually that much money comes with stipulations that you censor the content in some way in order to avoid controversy. Generally it means that no, it wouldn't hit the same.

His female character is just something so special 😂

Dude you're incredible at raising the tension of a sketch. Your ideas and writing are so fucking funny!

you literally never know which way shit is gonna go with this guy

So many plot twists and threads coming together, genius

Bro skits are like a regular show episode

"Have you seen the Silicone mines?" 🤣

He made me picture it all!!!! I can stop imagining the angel dust, the parking lot, the lube and the spells!!!

“Get nude and get all lubed up from head to toe, get all wet then step outside and start casting dark spells on ALL the innocent Chipotle workers” That was so ridiculous I laughed like a hyena omg

This was so cinematic, I could watch an entire movie of this guy going through a normal life having wild ass experiences around every turn

I'm surprised the granny didn't just cut a hole in the plexiglass and roll out with all the lube without paying at the end. 😐

What kinda syrup you're slingin' 🤣💀

_"Listen up here, Hunter Biden"_ Lost it there 😂

@berryb2894

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂same

Holy crap man. This might just have been the best one yet... ...and that is saying a LOT.

That got so intense I forgot to breath at some point. Eventually I would have pulled the power move of telling him I'd buy ALL OF IT.

When you can’t buy a candle lighter at the self checkout because they need to check your ID so you have to wait for staff lol

I would love to see a full on movie made by this man. All in the same style of a modern setting, but with the fantasy elements of the Bartholomew storyline and the albino mole people and whatnot.

mild "I shall... I shall return" filled with passion still. Hahahaha loved it!

I declare this man the funniest dude on the internet. Nonstop comedy for 3 and a half minutes. Unreal!

lmao. There were so many amazing lines in this I gave up trying to re-quote one in my comment. Andrew, you killed it in this one my boi. Please don't let the CVS worker character fall to the side. Great work.

Lmao my mans said "docking" 🤣 😂

Granny be SLAMMIN the tailpipe

This man can create an entire full 2 hour movie all by himself.

In reality CVS employees hate having to talk to you more than you hate being there.

Imagine living in a dystopia where they lock things up at CVS

@mundylunes7755

7 ай бұрын

Los Angeles...

@flibble89

7 ай бұрын

Thank you blax

@ronmastrio2798

2 ай бұрын

For some reason the sunscreen and books are never locked up.

@hawktalon7890

Ай бұрын

Yeah, everything but the clothing and the vegetables are locked up where I live.

The best part about this.... He grew stubble to play the customer service rep

"He just has a talent for taking you on a journey--a deeply, deeply uncomfortable journey." -My wife after I show her Andrew's videos.

@cwalker6911

6 ай бұрын

Accurate

I am so so genuinely happy every time I see a new upload from Andrew

Whenever I watch these I’m always in a public place and I’m trying so hard not to laugh, I bet I look crazy 😂

The keychain was just the cherry on top

“I am the protector and purveyor of all things that slip n slide” OMG 😮😂💀

Damm the bro was backsteping hard

This is true Top tier content

LMAO you’re getting prime time Netflix special levels of funny

This is peak comedy. He will never miss.

That was a better story than most of the stuff from Hollywood. Subtle humor character development, great music, great camera work, great acting, and plot twists I didn't see coming. It's just perfect.

Pretty much how we felt trying to buy deodorant from the CVS across from Caesars.

Slippery off the back of another man?!?! 😂😂😂😂 the writing is incredible

'c'mon flapjack what sort of syrup ya slinging?'

Top tier content

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

Yes sir

I am now convinced that this entire video is based on a true story 😅

"Come on flapjack just tell me what kinda syrup you slangin" is crazy 😂

cmon flapjack tell me what kind of syrup you slingin LMAO had me dying

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MINES

Honestly, probably the only creator i have NEVER swiped away a notification for. Honestly, every upload is gold ❤ hope you're doing good man. PHUCK!!

@gringochucha

7 ай бұрын

Yep, Andrew's the only one whose videos I will never miss. Every time a new one comes out it makes my day.

“Have you seen the mines” is just about the funniest line ever

"what kind of syrup are you slinging?" ... Too funny

Dude never fails to entertain us. Every single video is a banger. Though to be honest if a CVS employee asked me all those questions about lube I’d freak out lol 😂

How do you even come up with these crazy ideas, great video once again !

This felt like a whole jorney, but when it was done and I looked at the timeline, it's onlt 3.5 minutes... what a talent

'that is so specific' hahaha i cant 🤣🤣💀

Have you SEEN the mines?!

This guy always makes me laugh 😂

This was so perfect, I really REAAALLY want everyone I sent this to post it on their social media without saying a word.

Congratulations on your 1M didn't even notice because you didn't do an obnoxious video about it and stayed on your craft. Great work

Love your videos. They are so funny and high quality.

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

They literly are like one of the best

Your sketches are getting crazy in-depth!

“Come on flapjack just tell me what kinda syrup you slangin.” 😂 I gotta start using that.

Andrew just keeps making gold. Also what is the soundtrack at 1:30?

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

YEP

@bryan0217REAL

7 ай бұрын

ive been trying to find it as well lol

@bryan0217REAL

2 ай бұрын

its Zenith - Ardie Son

@Tetratronic

2 ай бұрын

@@bryan0217REAL Thank you so much.

Honestly if you haven't watched the entire video in approximately 1.5 nano seconds then you aren't a fan🗿

@Funyzs

7 ай бұрын

Thats so true

The fact that my CVS is right next to a chipotle, just Andrew casually gazing into my soul despite 0 knowledge of my existence

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen! Thank you! This had so many twists and even the ending. I've been on a journey Sir, thank you from the bottom of my heart ❤️

That dude is definitely living butt to tip if he just casually mentions docking like it's as common as holding hands.