This guy is a master at the "shit getting out of hands real fuckin quick" genre.

@mwilliamson4198

7 ай бұрын

An insider who didn't want to go on the record told me the other day that Andrew is the love-child of Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate + CRISPA

@ibot47

7 ай бұрын

I suggest watching Regular Show

@naijaplayer

6 ай бұрын

@@ibot47ohh yeah that is actually crazy how I never made the link from that era of shows to the current KZread genre we see now lol

@Enbionic_Titan

5 ай бұрын

Him and CalebCity would do amazing

@Redman8086

3 ай бұрын

... wussup?

"I tipped the groceries." I swear it feels like that now. 😂😂😂

@da4127

7 ай бұрын

There was the video of that guy about to pay at a fully automated store at an airport, with no humans working there at all, and the machine still asked if he wanted to tip lmao

@rosat2770

7 ай бұрын

@da4127 😲🤣that is Crazy! We get taxed for everything, and then I gotta tip a machine. Plus, I'm pretty sure a service charge is pobaly in there somewhere.

@lexquodius

7 ай бұрын

It's not all that funny considering there's now stores that let you tip the self-checkout machine, even after picking out your own groceries and bagging them yourself.

@BrokenOpalVideos

7 ай бұрын

That line killed me 😂😂😂

@lilinu060

6 ай бұрын

For awhile i tipped on take out during the VID trying to support essential workers but i talked to several people working restaurants that said they didn’t see a dime of it so that ended quickly. Might as well have tipped the groceries lol

I love the chemistry Andrew has with himself

@StewartFletcher

7 ай бұрын

It's honestly uncanny how well they get along

@JudoGeoff

7 ай бұрын

Got that whole periodic table, bro

@FeelNFine

7 ай бұрын

Not any more. Sad he didn't renew his subscriptions. 😔

@jconner78

7 ай бұрын

He should propose

@lucasj.pereira4912

7 ай бұрын

himself? It's two completely different people in this video, what are you talking about?

This is barely satire. You know damn well these corporations would do this if they could.

@TheSkaOreo

6 ай бұрын

Oh it’s not that they would-it’s that they will.

@00CooG00

6 ай бұрын

Yeah this is strangely profound..

@timhulsizer

4 ай бұрын

"You know if we could, we'd sell the air" --Pavement, 1999

@Parisella

4 ай бұрын

"and the molecules too..."

@CatgirlExplise6039

3 ай бұрын

They already do lol

This man just saved me $25 on a free trial ending tomorrow that I had forgotten existed.

@DeusDinheiroMatematica

6 ай бұрын

and here you are tipping an inanimate object (everybody knows andrew isnt human, but just a machine created by the illuminatti)

@botanich

3 ай бұрын

And that is exactly the reason why I have an extra card with no money on it and credit limit 0. Fucking happy of listening beeps "not enough money" cause I no damn way I pay for all these.

@juneguts

2 ай бұрын

​@@botanichbro

@knoworiginality

2 ай бұрын

I like the one-time generated credit cards. Good luck charging me.

@botanich

2 ай бұрын

​@@juneguts yo sis

You tipped the apples? That sounds absolutely bananas

@Derek_Wyld

7 ай бұрын

😄

@teggyegg

7 ай бұрын

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone

@duckalot

7 ай бұрын

@@teggyegg Omg you unlocked a deep memory 😳

@mwilliamson4198

7 ай бұрын

I see what you did there

@simbelmyne7767

7 ай бұрын

​@@teggyeggwell since no one else has... Boop boopa doopa doop

"You"ll own nothing, and be happy" They werent kidding about the first part. Damn

It's really ironic considering Sony just removed digital content that people bought.

@charlesahweyevu

7 ай бұрын

Wait really?

@BillyraycyrusIII

7 ай бұрын

That was crazy, i could not believe it. It makes me think digital media is not the way to go anymore. At least not all eggs.

@Broockle

7 ай бұрын

@@BillyraycyrusIII god damn, if "all eggs" ends up being an idiom I'm gonna lose it 😂

@kibouSRX

7 ай бұрын

@@Broockle dont put all your eggs in one basket

@vaultscribe4501

7 ай бұрын

And gaming producers are talking about charging gaming hourly…they really don’t care as long as their shareholders get the illusion of infinite growth.

Only Andrew can take a silly, absurd concept like this and turn it into a psychological thriller

@razzraziel

7 ай бұрын

everything is subscription tho. nothing last forever. even your life is more or less 100 year subscription.

@trahapace150

7 ай бұрын

its not really an absurd concept its speaking to the mass subscription culture that everything is now locked behind

@scratthesquirrel5242

7 ай бұрын

nothing silly about it, we're headed in that direction

@abcdefghij337

7 ай бұрын

If it’s so silly, why aren’t we laughing?

@lepari9986

7 ай бұрын

Only Andrew, plus the other guys who can do it.

Hate to be one of those "back in my day" type people, but I do fondly remember that when I was growing up you could just buy your own molecules as a one-off payment. No trickery, no sneaky tactics, you got enough molecules to have a whole-body experience - they didn't gate key content like your knees or thorax behind Day-1 DLC, or drip-feed you your organs in a "Pay-to-live" subscription model. Simpler times.

@jeremyross7939

3 ай бұрын

😂😂 and he subscribed to the shirt off his back. Im done 😂😂😂😢

I wasn't expecting this to become a cosmic horror microfilm. Damn!

@Broockle

7 ай бұрын

the drama dial always amps up till it's out of control in these vids 😂

@americantoastman7296

7 ай бұрын

bro it's andrew, everything is a cosmic horror microfilm with this mf 😂

@simbelmyne7767

7 ай бұрын

You new around here? 😅

This is really good commentary about how you increasingly can't own anything

@MarcosElMalo2

7 ай бұрын

They say that the things you own end up owning you. I’m sure the subscription model has a corollary, like the things to which you subscribe end up being subscribed to you.

@KrepsyK

7 ай бұрын

You'll own nothing and be happy.

@abcdefghij337

7 ай бұрын

No, the saying is that free stuff means you’re the product. If you don’t own it, it owns you.

@uniquechannelnames

7 ай бұрын

Not only that, but owning/finding the original cuts of films. It has continued to piss me off to no end that, when I watched "The Death of Stalin" right when it came out, it was hilarious, well-edited, and a very well done film. I loved it. Then like 2 months ago, I decided to watch it with my parents and realized IMMEDIATELY, from the get go that it had been edited from its original cut (the opening shot from the original had been removed), there was no indicators that it had been edited from Amazon (like remastered, re-edited, changed from original for x reason... NOTHING. They treated it as if it was the original film which just UUUGGGHHH boils my blood), and noticed all sorts of re-edits and scenes cut or using alternate shots and it turned a wonderfully funny film into a less than mediocre film that was hardly a comedy. It was such a disappointed I apologized to my parents because the film we just watched was not the film I watched. So now I am on the lookout for this re-editing bullshit, and I'm going to have no choice in the future, I know it in my bones, that I'm going to have to pirate original cuts of films because I have no idea if a film has been changed/edited/ or whatever from the original cut. I think it's utterly disgusting and egregious and a complete disservice to both the customer who is being bamboozled and the director who's work that is being chopped up/destroyed from its original vision.

@Lucky9_9

7 ай бұрын

@@uniquechannelnamesWell of course that’s happening now. Everything is built to ship, that’s how this works. You only ever get a part of a product, you have to subscribe for them to patch the “bugs”.

“ I just subscribe to every food item” Most bone chilling words😂

I love how he progressively sweats more and more as the video goes on 😂😂😂

@German-md1xc

7 ай бұрын

He taking advantage of that sweating free month he subscribed to

@brackzaff

7 ай бұрын

Sweatiest man on KZread

@Strausburg

7 ай бұрын

​​@@brackzaffI think Nick Lutsko might be sweatier, but I'd be interested in seeing them compete

I love how the past couple of skits have all turned into deep and engaging psychological thrillers. Andrew you're a genius

$10 referral code, that shit adds up… clear my name 😂😂😂😂

This sounds like the most realistic dystopian future I've ever heard.

@wabc2336

7 ай бұрын

The World Economic Forum literally wants this

@maybe183

7 ай бұрын

What do you mean future? We're in a dystopia right now.

@AffyisAffy

7 ай бұрын

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@CatgirlExplise6039

3 ай бұрын

@@AffyisAffy Were sorry, but this video is part of a restricted list. Please upgrade to the Exclusive Ultra plan to view videos regarding this topic. We sincerely apologies for any inconvenience c:

@Traumglanz

Ай бұрын

Future? The future is now.

Oh, I’m sure they make it really simple and easy to unsubscribe too lol.

Andrew. Thank you for constantly triggering my anxiety. Every time I need to lose a bunch of weight, blow off my job and lay in my bath in the fetal position, you always have my back! Mad respect ✊

@gnotgnelf3738

7 ай бұрын

Grow up mate, jesus christ

@rachelcolomb

7 ай бұрын

Hahaha that is so funny I literally laughed out loud.

@2:09 "the whole damn periodic table bro" 😂

I mean…. a mozzarella subscription sounds like something I would totally fall for 🤷🏽‍♀️

I just stood up and clapped. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 this was the best and most relatable movie I’ve ever seen. Much better than anything Disney and Hollywood have put out lately.

@MakeAsylumsGre4tAgain

7 ай бұрын

Disney & Hollywood = all PDFiles

@mbrochh82

7 ай бұрын

Sooo... you are subscribed to Disney+, yes bro?

Best subscription I ever did was to this channel, keep it up!

Subscriptions do be like that

This should be a multi-part series. I'd even subscribe to it

Humorous, yet serious commentary; the flow from one feeling to the next is seamless. Get my dude a Grammy.

@zdr7420

7 ай бұрын

Do... do you know what a Grammy is? Or are you making a joke that I'm taking too literal? Lol

@Tatenak

7 ай бұрын

@@zdr7420 Yes, certified tard-re, am I. l.o.l. Honestly was thinking of a Golden Globe. Just went with Grammy and rolled with it.

I hate the fact he's always dangerously on point.

It's crazy to me how companies were like "instead of owning anything, how would you like to pay us a little bit forever and have no control over it anymore?" And the general consumer was like "yes please, that sounds perfect."

@TheSkaOreo

6 ай бұрын

Because they made it worth our while at first. Basically a lot of these subscriptions were so dirt cheap that you did because it felt like you were losing money if you didn’t.

@metroiddoom5178

3 ай бұрын

Some smiley faced woman in media told them too

@CatgirlExplise6039

3 ай бұрын

And then once you get used to the product and its benefits, theyll make it worse and worse until you either comply or stop paying. They will eventually do this for everything. Your taxes, their education, your medicine. And then once you cannot pay, they will end the subscripition to your life, because no one stopped them

@Merilirem

10 күн бұрын

Subs are fine when its like playing an ever updating mmo or a gym membership kinda deal. Owning even a piece of that is expensive after all. The issue is when you have to sub to things just to use stuff you should own. Like if you are only after a movie you should just purchase a copy for yourself. Not need to subscribe for an entire month just to watch the movie once and then never again because you aren't subbed at months end. Also it should never be hard to unsub but they somehow get away with making it literally impossible at times. Subscribing to the ongoing development of upkeep of something is fine too. Just not when it gets scummy.

Damn we turned fullmetal alchemist towards the end there

I subscribe purely for the man's raw acting talent. He is spellbinding. I like how the subscriptions essentially equal a deal with Gaunter O'Dimm.

@wrathofainz

7 ай бұрын

I cannot express how much I appreciate that character and the series he hails from.

@thebenforever

7 ай бұрын

@@wrathofainz he is an enigma, to be sure.

You'll own nothing and you'll be happy.

Thank you Andrew for transforming my emotions into a video!! No shit braah you saved my day!!

The strong social commentary is what is important, you can't add a subscription to that.

Not the "WHOLE DAMN PERIODIC TABLE!" LMAO Andrew you honestly can't miss. 😂

Your content rocks man

This would've been a really good video for an ad for that service that unsubscribes you from subscriptions you dont use

Bro is giving them ideas 💀💀

Tipping in this economy is cursed.

Black Mirror be hitting different 💀

Love all the music and SFX 😂😂😂. Ending was hilarious

When you're young, everything's a subscription. When you're old, everything's a prescription...but you have to subscribe for it.

As a person who has gamepass, I kinda feel this In my defense tho, I usually don't replay games and the ones I like, I'll just buy lmao

@stevenarper

7 ай бұрын

Wait... that means you're already paying for the games you like, and then game pass is just extra money tacked on for shit you don't like............ PHUCK

@AGKyran

7 ай бұрын

What ? I never looked it up, I thought it was something where you paid less, like lots of promotions or something, with free games like epic does. It's cool because it's less expensive than buying all those. There's some sense and I think it's good though it sounds like a scam.

@nmoney000

7 ай бұрын

Game pass is like Netflix for video games. Works out because we can play small games we would never buy

@paulszki

7 ай бұрын

@@nmoney000 yeah, the smaller titles are the main draw. There are so many indie games that you can simply start playing on gamepass to see if you like them and if not, no biggie, play something else, and if you like, great another awesome game to play. Or slightly older titles that you may have skipped. E.g. Farcry 6 or the Dead Space remake and a bunch of other EA-titles that tend to come to EAplus (and thus, gamepass) within a year of release. And in ADDITION you get games like the latest Yakuza, Remnant 2, Lies of Pi almost immediately after release. It's nuts really. Gamepass completely changed my gaming habits and also my purchasing habbits. Like why would I even consider buying Jedi Survivor if I know it's going to be on gamepass in the next couple month anyway, all patched and good to play? My PS5 is basically an "exclusive games"-device. Why would I buy ANYTHING but God of War, Spider-Man etc. from Sony when every other relevant game is one gamepass. Only a select few tripple A titles you'll actually have to buy (e.g. Cyberpunk, Elden Ring, upcoming GTA. Those kinds of releases.) if you want to play them but even then gamepass just throws so many games at you that you're never in a rush to play the "latest and greatest" and you can wait for a sale and a bunch of patches. I wouldn't be surprised if Baldur's Gate 3 came to gamepass the moment Larian has finished their Series S port.

@supershadow9933

7 ай бұрын

@@AGKyranyou pay your subscription and you get access to all their catalogue, you can pay to own the game at a discount before they take the game off Gamepass but they give you a warning when it comes off a month in advance. It’s alright if you like to play new things regularly and the Microsoft games are day 1 access. There’s also cloud gaming which is gimmicky and not really worth it if that’s all you want it for.

This was a masterpiece! Funny and get a great point across to make you think.

“No, you silly fuck” caught me off guard ngl 😂

Yeah I legit saw a subscription that organizes and claims to minimize subscriptions 😮

You are insanely funny and talented. Every single one of your vids is its own little masterpiece in my eyes. Thank you for sharing your sense of humor.

George Carlins… “You will own nothing and be happy” 😢

Dude just going deep in a subscription vortex of despair

These skits always start off relatively benign and go down some crazy ass conspiracy styled rapid hole. 😆 Perfection.

The music makes all of his skits hilarious

Welcome to the dystopia!

Thats not a funny sketch, thats the horror movie, life has become. SUBSCRIPTIONS EVERYWHERE

"what's happening to me" "Oh God I can't look" Forked 😭😭😭

"Whole damn periodic table bro" I'm fucking gasping for air😂

Oh shit. But I've been subscribed to Andrew Rousso for about a month now. Bro... help me...

Your shit never fails to brighten my day. Thanks for the laughs, my dude. 😂

"PFUH!!" Never gets old 😆

This is an all time classic.

The sequel to the supplements video we've all been waiting for. We good homosapien

Thanks for making me laugh slightly even though i feel more depressed than ever before

Subscription buyers gotta be a real addiction to someone out there

This got dark super quick at the end 🤣 Love it.

That "PHUCK!", is iconic now. 😎 No 🧢.

This just reminds me that we don't NEED money.. for anything. LIFE is FREE dawg

This guy honestly never misses

Next month we're going to be subscribed to something that we can't use and don't need and can never own. Making the leap from a joke about asparagus to a poignant comment on the everything as a service economy. Keep doing what you are doing!

My absolute fav thing in all the videos is "wassup" it's such a pivotal turning point with so much in that one phrase

This eerily Feels like the next the Simpson's prediction that's going to come to life sort of thing. 10/10

man said molecules i knew he was gonna disappear 😂😂😂😂. When all these skits are manifested into the real world... we saw it coming.

Dude sell his bro to save his own skin...With friend like this we don't need enemy. Nice one!

Andrew’s sweat game continued to be mesmerizing.

"You'll own nothing and you'll be happy"

Andrew on Andrew....always a good time.

Hilarious man. Love your content. This was super relatable, but I related the most with the celebate vid.... thet got me too 💀

"...And we'd like to thank the sponsors of this video, Factor and Hello Fresh!"

"whole damn periodic table bro" 👌

And its about to renew.... automatically.... for a year!"

Could someone tell the name of the song on the background?

🤣 🤣 💀 omgggg Andrew you are seriously amazing at these skits!!

He’s mastered the aggressive violin sound effect

I laughed my ass off man, this does it for me every single time. Thank you for the golden comedy!

The quick up theme then right back into cosmic horror... Chefs kiss. Beautiful!

It turned from absurd commercialism into an eldritch horror real quick.

Dude, I'm pretty sure some CEO is looking at this and getting inspired.

This is a real big problem. I want to own the things I like

The line delivery of "With more subscriptions bro" was just gold

This is actually a horror movie 😅

Oddly apt given that Warner Discovery removed 1180 seasons off PS5s and Sony generally.

"I wanted to sign up for the monthly plan but didn't notice it selected the yearly plan." *Singing voice*

This must to be the work of "EVERYTHING! Bagel"...dear gawd he's gone to far!!!

"I'm sure they made unsubscribing simple and easy too!" 🤣

When you realize rent is just a home subscription...

That would be amazing if there was a Timmy cameo in this at the end and he showed up saying something like "THOU ART A SUBSCRIBER???" 🤣🤣🤣

Black Mirror got real quiet after this one dropped.

"You can't just tip inanimate objects!" 😂

This was incredible, you're a genius. Top tier sound design as always

What if the Thanos Snap was just cancelling everyone's subscription to molecules bro???

Give a sniff, give it a wiff ahahahaah

Perfect video for "that escalated quickly"

"No you silly fuck" ?? LMAO