That NYC-Dublin portal is a fine example why alien life maintains no contact with earth.

@0Fyrebrand0

19 күн бұрын

I'm actually surprised somebody didn't smash up the screen the first day it was installed.

@joermnyc

19 күн бұрын

Dear humans, none of us Tnevarians said to send nudes…

@MiketheDoorman-fc5tx

19 күн бұрын

OB, No Want To Know me ?

@BaconTomatoCheese

19 күн бұрын

As soon as I learned of the portal, I thought, it’s only a matter of time before people start mooning each other…

@njp4321

19 күн бұрын

It's a perfect example to use when explaining that our species didn't evolve *from* apes, but rather *alongside* other apes, to those who don't properly understand evolution.

Desi Lydic is a national treasure!👍💙🇺🇸

@IsuiGtz

19 күн бұрын

I'm not even from the USA and still I say she's a national treasure.

@gemini.jewelz

19 күн бұрын

She's Canadian 🇨🇦

@BaconTomatoCheese

19 күн бұрын

@@gemini.jewelz we’ll still take her

@keithdickerson9704

19 күн бұрын

And ez on the eyes too

@royg2840

19 күн бұрын

@@keithdickerson9704yes, yes she is

That AI sketch was INSANE!! 🔥 So important to call this stuff out!!

@SageoftheForlornPath

16 күн бұрын

Call out what? I don't see a problem.

@dreamlinervirus

9 күн бұрын

@@SageoftheForlornPathlonely dudes on the internet will be further encouraged to chat with AI instead of real people, further degrading their already poor social skills. I really hope you were joking.

@SageoftheForlornPath

9 күн бұрын

@@dreamlinervirus They'll be happy, chatting with their virtual girlfriends instead of procreating, and you won't have to deal with them. Win-win.

“It’s like the Met gala for people who don’t respect women’s rights.” GREAT one, Desi. MORE of that!

"TEACH ME, DADDY!!!" Desi, you do us right, every time!

I love how Vivek still hasn't figured out that he's not a member of the club. Delusion is a terrible drug.

@schan9547

19 күн бұрын

"Delusion is a terrible drug" Terribly so.

@akamba12

19 күн бұрын

As the kids say: delulu is the solulu😅

@anniles5922

19 күн бұрын

He has company: Tim Scott and Brian Donalds. I hate these creeps!

@earthtaurus5515

19 күн бұрын

Well, given his scalp is so far up Orange baboon rear end I doubt he'd be able to figure out anything let alone see the forest from the trees.

@_Amit_Sunil

19 күн бұрын

When's he gonna realise orange is the darkest skin tone the right will accept

'Courtroom is depressing'? How many people who are on trial for something are happy about it?

I spent almost a decade at Montgomery, AL Police Department. If Tommy Tubberville thinks that NYC courtroom is depressing than he’s never been in the Montgomery Municipal Courtroom, the County Circuit/district Court or the Federal Courthouse in Montgomery which is the literal capitol of AL. Because they are gross, run down, and depressing AF and NYC has nothing on them.

@vincentimbesi3947

19 күн бұрын

I’m sure Tommy hasn’t seen any of those places in ALABAMA because he lives in FLORIDA! The man is a fraud! 😝

@Dutch3DMaster

19 күн бұрын

As someone working at a TV station, I was sent to one of the most secure courtrooms in The Netherlands once. It might not be poorly maintained, but walls as thick as 60 cm's, with bars inside and out, triple layered glass panes near the outside and the inside, along with a host of other maximum security features is also not one of the nicest courtrooms to be in. (The reason for this heavy reinforcement of the facility is because it was attacked with an anti-tank weapon once).

@ForZBirds

18 күн бұрын

I was going to add that Tubberville should spend time in an Alabama courtroom but then I remembered he lives in Florida & I bet the courtrooms in Florida are just as nasty as those in Alabama😏

@charlesboyer2678

18 күн бұрын

@@ForZBirds I left Alabama almost a decade ago and I forgot that the guy representing Alabama doesn’t even live there. There should be a law about that I’d think. Why would someone be allowed to represent a location and not be affected by his decisions.

@scott8xxx532

18 күн бұрын

@@charlesboyer2678 Because MAGA don't care about lib stuff like that. As long as you love Trump, you can live in....Moscow and they'll be happy to vote for you to be their Senator too.

That AI sketch nailed it, the best.

@komninosm

19 күн бұрын

What do you mean "sketch"? I

@mnomadvfx

19 күн бұрын

@@komninosm A sketch is a singular comedy segment on a longer programme.

@coondog7934

18 күн бұрын

@@mnomadvfx definition of irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

@Kokuswolf

13 күн бұрын

@@coondog7934 Let me, a stranger, thank you. It really bothers me how many people label things that are clearly ironic as sarcasm instead.

“Teach me daddy!” 🤣💀

@wjrasmussen666

19 күн бұрын

I had a positive reaction to that.

@u9Nails

19 күн бұрын

I think Desi can break a $100 in ones, should the need for lots of ones arises

@simulationkoyo

19 күн бұрын

take my money!!!

@gretchengraef3012

19 күн бұрын

That's the Bambi voice. That's fascinating!

As someone who has taught in a Bronx middle school and survived, I fully back what Desi had to say.

Desi over the top with "the line of dudes"... she f'in nailed it!

Desi kills me!!! Then Josh AND Ronnie come outta nowhere!!!

@annjohnson8437

19 күн бұрын

It was quite awesome!!!!

@templar_1138

19 күн бұрын

The bit was funny, but come on, they didn't come out of nowhere. How many times in the past couple of weeks has the Daily Show pulled that kind of gag?

@Deezy07

19 күн бұрын

@@annjohnson8437 indeed

@Deezy07

19 күн бұрын

@@templar_1138 I didn't mean it like 'that'. But if it helps you sleep, take it and run with it.

I see desi, I click.

@bababasflambe1367

19 күн бұрын

Your life sounds full.

@JP-gw9ts

19 күн бұрын

Yes, definitely 👍

@kevinmcconnell3641

19 күн бұрын

You click to watch, or change the channel?

@PapaWooody

19 күн бұрын

Interesting euphemism for becoming rock hard.

@gregorypatricksmith8611

19 күн бұрын

She’s gorgeous and intelligent and awesome

Desi is soooo funny she needs to be the permanent host. The chat GPT portion had me dying

The end had one of the best sketches ever! They killed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The AI skit had me in stitches!

Desi, Josh , & Ronnie are always funny AF

@annjohnson8437

19 күн бұрын

Three of my faves!!!

@elliotbrent

19 күн бұрын

Dulce, and Kosta also 🎉🎉

19 күн бұрын

Yep they're all great, I think Kosta is the best Knepper has best interviews

@davidhornbeck1470

19 күн бұрын

Ikr, that AI bit was hilarious

@monpayscanada

16 күн бұрын

@@annjohnson8437goddammit if Josh Johnson isn’t the best looking dude on TV.

What a gem this woman is!!!! To the daily show!!!! To society,!!! TO HUMANITY!!!!

@seededsoul

11 күн бұрын

The Desi Show!

@markfrancis2264

11 күн бұрын

@@seededsoul every day!!!!

1:40 It STILL amazes me that these a-holes were usually going on about the "animals in the criminal justice system" not needing to be treated humanely, but now they find THEMSELVES in court - OH THE INHUMANITY! It's so terrible and unfair! 🙄 😂😂😂

@LyonsM

17 күн бұрын

It’s your old “rules for thee not for me”.

This is my favorite Desi segment ever.

Desi's amazing as a host. I liked her in skits. But the host role is even better for her, and lets her real persona shine.

Oh Desi and the boys nails that AI sketch 😂😂😂😂

Everything Desi Lydic touches turns to gold.

That escalated hillariously!

I bet they won't visit him when he's in jail.

@DSAK55

19 күн бұрын

but they could be cellmates

@abc-bu7nr

19 күн бұрын

I bet they will. Maga is all they have.

@lindafischlein728

19 күн бұрын

Matt Gaetz tried to visit Navarro in prison. Nothing truly surprises me anymore.

@henrywallacesghost5883

19 күн бұрын

Of course they will as long as he's the nominee for president.

@___beyondhorizon4664

19 күн бұрын

When will these non white Mega ever realized that the Orange will never pick them due to the color of their skin

Out of all the correspondents Desi is the best

I’m in Dublin, and it’s a shame that people are being disgusting…everything is so base these days! 🇮🇪

Oh my! That portal is hilarious! Desi mentioning taking it to a middle school was spot on. As a middle school teacher, I 100% agree!

@LindaC616

19 күн бұрын

I am at a private high school currently and thought to myself "welcome to my world"

@Kobalta

19 күн бұрын

Approx 16 years ago there was already a similar project between London and NY the Telectroscopes

@seanmckee2774

18 күн бұрын

As a former middle school teacher, I also agree.

@Artwonder498

18 күн бұрын

Same 😂

@Noprobllama222

17 күн бұрын

As a former middle school student in the south Bronx, yes this was spot on! 😂

Surely a Presidential candidate should be able to withstand the mental anguish of being in a courtroom. The job is apparently stressful.

@8arrows

19 күн бұрын

Metal anguish. Tell that to the kids separated from their parents. And were stuck in cages.

@carlossierra5807

19 күн бұрын

Yeah the cages built by obama

@x_trio_3_po333

19 күн бұрын

But the clash between Trump and law and order is always bound to cause mental anguish for everyone involved until he is convicted and sentenced. And court rooms are never supposed be mentally cozy places for the indisputably guilty ones. But you're right, if Trump can't handle the stress of the courtroom, how can he be expected to handle the stress of the Oval Office? Trump can't even handle the allegedly "freezing" temperature of the courtroom!

@synergyblayze

19 күн бұрын

I hear it's cold in there. Poor baby

@8arrows

19 күн бұрын

@@synergyblayze did you noticed how bundled up he and his fans were at the recent New Jersey beach rally?

The effect of the helpless woman on the guys is sooooo real! 😂😂😂 Too funny.

"line of dudes ready..." thank you for that 😂

Chump really needs to go to prison. He can appeal everything from a cell.

@oldrrocr

19 күн бұрын

he will stay out of prison until the supremes give him a pass... but WE will all know he is guilty. when will the GOP?

@schan9547

19 күн бұрын

@@oldrrocr They know. they just don't care.

@Quittin

19 күн бұрын

​@@oldrrocrThe GOP will find out how guilty he is the moment they have a useful VP in place. When Trump has given them the votes he is an anchor stone and they will turn on him. But they need to turn the tide against him first.

@peterreime3146

19 күн бұрын

@@oldrrocr when they get decimated in the election, which is why, for the sake of the real Republican party you need to vote Blue across the board, regardless of any issues, real or made up, you might have with Biden. As long as these spineless, moral and ethics free MAGA extremists get rewarded at the ballot box they will keep getting worse and worse.

@fromthefuture9353

19 күн бұрын

@@oldrrocr He is guilty of nothing, Marxists. Read Dr. Levin's book on this and many other important subjects that face this once great nation.

Desi AND Josh? We are so blessed

The portal idea is great! Unfortunately it very quickly descended into what Facebook, Twitter has become... an opportunity for total strangers to be horrible to each other.

@gemanscombe4985

19 күн бұрын

Sharp observation! It's also what a sports event crowd cam would be if there was no game to cut back to ... 24 hours a day. Given time to think and plan, some will do worse than wave and flash the camera. The chance to shock and dismay = power. It's alluring to those who feel otherwise powerless.

@redwolf915

19 күн бұрын

It was just jokes nancy. Everyone was smiling.

@brianthomas2434

19 күн бұрын

THAT is what technology is for, Brother! How soon after the large scale adoption of the telephone, did we have the first obscene phone call? The first anonymous threat? The first sophomoric prank? Tech marches on!

@Kobalta

19 күн бұрын

Approx 16 years ago there was already a similar project between London and NY the Telectroscopes

@sharonsmith3687

18 күн бұрын

💯

the AI roast was gold

Shouldn't nuberville be trying to stop the military from protecting America

@Strawlighte

19 күн бұрын

The american military doesn’t protect anyone. They are global agitators and the student protests have reminded us how quickly american “defense forces” will turn on every day americans.

@BaconTomatoCheese

19 күн бұрын

Lest we forget…

@ICU1337

19 күн бұрын

I mean, isnt that what he's doing by trying to get dump reelected...?

@gr8dvd

18 күн бұрын

@@ICU1337 True, not all traitors speak Russian.

@stefrost4029

18 күн бұрын

You think the military protects America? 😂😂

😂😂😂 the open AI roast is sooo great

Desi brings truth flat out HARD! I love her! It ain’t just comedy it’s social commentary on a higher level!

Dude seeing Josh Johnson on Daily Show makes me so happy. That guy deserves it.

The creators of that art exhibit had us fooled That's not a portal, it's a mirror

Desi kills it every time she is behind the desk.

„A line of guys waiting to…“ Priceless!😂

@brettboi3730

18 күн бұрын

It's the internet, you can type it buddy don't be afraid

@DryHeart23

17 күн бұрын

@@brettboi3730 Thx, now I got the image in my head…again. 😂

The courtroom is "depressing"? Does he want them to hire a clown?

They’re like the sad little “henchmen” who followed Biff Tannen around Hill Valley High.

@EarlyRound

19 күн бұрын

Mob enforcers

@emb5048

19 күн бұрын

@@EarlyRound yeah I wouldn’t give them that much credit.

@bababasflambe1367

19 күн бұрын

Never bothered to learn THEIR names either…

@EarlyRound

19 күн бұрын

@@emb5048 When the don can't intimidate witnesses , influence the jury, or harrass court officials and their families he calls in his vp wannabe enforcers.

@emb5048

19 күн бұрын

@@EarlyRound I thought that too. Followed by “Christ, how _pathetic.”_

Hey quick Tommy! What branch of government does the courthouse belong to?

I´ve always loved Desi, but this might be her best segment of all times

Love Desi. Give her her own show already!

Tommy Tuberville forgot his red tie.

@bababasflambe1367

19 күн бұрын

Life is hard when the ol’ family tree don’t fork…

@michaelmagaw6870

19 күн бұрын

​@@bababasflambe1367 lol... truth

@theorenhobart

19 күн бұрын

can't blame him really. he's just a goober

@csnide6702

19 күн бұрын

and his shred of decency .........

@louieo.blevinsmusic4197

19 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠@@csnide6702He genuinely never had any decency. A player at auburn was arrested for statutory-r with a 15 year old. The player somehow got a plea deal and was charged with a much lesser offense. Tommy not only let him back on the team, but was only given a one week suspension… There lots of stories of him being a massive-a-hole before ever getting into politics

Desi makes a pretty awful world look very appealing... WITH HER HUMOR! Thanks, Desi, you're one of a kind.

" I'll even let you insert " 😂😂😂 Josh's face is hilarious 😂

i love the Desi Lydic episodes! she is hilarious!

Desi's skits are the funniest! Came here for Trevor, stayed for Desi

Lock up the orange narcissist!!! LOCK IT UP!!!!

@Patriot-Eaglehead

19 күн бұрын

Stop insulting innocent objects.

@marcpeterson1092

19 күн бұрын

Better yet, vote for Biden.

@RandomNooby

19 күн бұрын

Orange Lives Matter!

@TheMarapasa

19 күн бұрын

TR45H

@sueyourself5413

19 күн бұрын

@@marcpeterson1092 Why? He's done nothing, promises nothing but wars, and is clearly more loyal to foreign interests than American ones.

That Ai skit was freaking awesome 😎

❤ I love you, Desi, Josh, and Ronnie ❤❤❤❤❤

This segment was pure fire!

Very funny. I’m a big fan of Miss Lydic. @4 minutes 46 seconds: “Teach me, Daddy!” That is the gif and you will never live it down.

I see Desi Lydic... Im in. She's hilarious and just steps ahead. Put her on the Colbert/Noah track, Daily Show. She deserves it. Their best work right here. The ChatAI bit hit the walk-off home run, worth the wait.

The portal. This is another example… of WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS! But at least Desi is the BEST!

That's one pathetic lot kissing up to Conald!!

@wisconsinfarmer4742

19 күн бұрын

His first cabinet meeting was total cringe.

That ai bot is creepy. What timeline are we living in

"Well, I had a seat, but it got so wet I had to stand." Brilliantly delivered by Desi. She probably sent a lot of guys running to ChatGPT wanting to signed up for this version! Thanks for posting and stay safe 🙏

I hope the American taxpayers aren't paying for these trips to New York city if so we should replace them all

I thought Speaker Poindexter J. Christ had better things to do. Like check his son's phone several times a day.

@bababasflambe1367

19 күн бұрын

Poindexter J Christ!! I am so stealing that!

@8arrows

19 күн бұрын

I wonder how he gets credit cards to buy that app. Without him having a bank account.

@andiward7068

19 күн бұрын

He uses an app for that. 😮

Tommy Teletubby: I anticipate your Bill to improve courtrooms across America with happy paintings, you know the over-the-top happy ones that they paint in children's hospitals?

@___beyondhorizon4664

19 күн бұрын

Paint the court room pink 😅

@professorbutters

19 күн бұрын

With rainbows!

@gsmith4295

19 күн бұрын

He definitely will do it as long as it can include frescos of the 10 commandments, the second amendment, trump standing on a mountain wearing a cape reaching down to touch Gods hand, women serving sandwiches and black people working in fields in the south.

@CrystalLewis-um7fj

19 күн бұрын

​@gsmith4295 That is what most of the NY courts look like already. So you know Tubby is lying about how awful they are. They even have battlefields in some of them. And the constitution they supposedly love so much. Tubby is just a liar & brain dead fool.

@wademedlin3822

18 күн бұрын

@@professorbutters Add throw pillows on the benches , photos of kittens with puppies on the walls, and lots of balloon bouquets throughout the room!

That CAN'T be the most depressing place Tommy Tuberville has ever been. He lived in Auburn AL and Lubbock TX for gods sake!

To appreciate the VP wannabes, note that the sharpie monster's wife and children, except Eric, have not yet showed up for his trial almost a month in.

We in Alabama don't claim this man.He will be getting voted out.

@kathleenmartin2928

19 күн бұрын

Hope so

@LindaC616

19 күн бұрын

Promise?

@ICU1337

19 күн бұрын

doubtful... There are *a lot* of great Alabamians out there! But for every absolutely awesome Alabamian, theres like 5 deplorable ones... Sorry but its true 😢

@elizabethjones3728

19 күн бұрын

Please, doit

@xadam2dudex

19 күн бұрын

Please do .. we're counting on you !

Hahahaha Desi is honestly one of my favorites.

I love you, Desi. The ChatGPT Omni bit at the end was priceless. "I'll even let you insert". 😂

Desi is killing it.

The end bit has to be one of the all time greatest 😂

I LOVE you, Desi, and you have the best jokes and your nail it every time!

Tubberville: "The courtroom is depressing. This is New York City." His next line should have been: "Where are the Rockettes to entertain the sleepy little boy on trial?"

the wet seat joke literally had me burst out laughing, perfect delivery!

That Desi "teach me daddy" is now my new ringtone

When Tuberville is your cheerleader, you know you are in trouble.

The end was previsible from the start of the ai segment, and yet absolutely funny 🤣🤣👏👏👏

Tuberville must be thinking about all those happy, cheerful courtrooms, where criminals go to be sentenced to years in jail... 🙄

Desi is a 💎. No further questions.

Does anyone think it is lost on the jury that Melania hasn't been there for one day?

@wisconsinfarmer4742

19 күн бұрын

I loved the testimony that he does not sleep in the same room and that if she left him he would not be in The Market for long.

@mariegeorge8865

19 күн бұрын

​@wisconsinfarmer4742: 😂😂😂

@mammawlee

18 күн бұрын

There are women on the jury, so l'm sure it will have come up. My fear is that inappropriate sympathy will cause a hung jury

@enadegheeghaghe6369

18 күн бұрын

​@@mammawleehe is on trial for falsifying company records to hide the payments, not for having an affair or a horrible marriage. The separate bedrooms thing should be irrelevant to the Jury's deliberations

Agent Orange was banned in 1971. How is it still around ?

I choked on my meal at Josh's bit. That gentle cc swipe got me. 🤣🤣🤣

They've been swarming all over the courthouse like the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.

@Rick-qf5de

17 күн бұрын

We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz. 😮

Love Desy as anchor!

“The wallpaper is giving the president TRAUMAAA!” Both Desi and the writers nailed this joke.

The worst things that ever happened to mankind is social media and cell phones with cameras.

Love Desi. And Josh? The best, together

Why does Tuberville always sound like he's doing a terrible Dubyah impression?

@chenzen1578

19 күн бұрын

yeah, of all the mysteries of the world, this one doesn't make my list.

AI segment had me rolling! That hit the nail on the head!

I've fallen in love with Josh Johnson. He's a great comedian.

Fox News has the same effect on me that the courtroom has on the Alabama senator

Tuberville should spend a bunch of time in there! Actually tRump should spend time in an Alabama Jail

2:29~SPOT ON!!! Take no prisoners Desi. This is one of the best episodes since Trevor left.

Another fire ep. Great to see Josh and Ronny too. Desi, gurl, you got this. 🤜🤛😂🏆

Keep up the great work, Desi!

JD Vance of Vance Refrigeration is all I hear everytime. 😄

Josh is the best new cast member so far on The Daily Show.👌🏿👍🏿👏🏿

I am loving everything about this crew