"The conservative position isn't that they want the states to have the right to give you more freedom, they want the states to have the right to take it away."

@haroldplante8287

23 күн бұрын

Except rules & law enforcement on their driveway.

@gocrazyag_8305

23 күн бұрын

U😊

@daviegriffin3539

23 күн бұрын

🤔 💯% Correct. ✔️

@nyanuwu4209

23 күн бұрын

- the Civil War, incarnated as a human being.

@ComradeCatpurrnicus

23 күн бұрын

Freedom for conservatives has always been the "freedom" to oppress and control others.

Troy knocked it out of the park tonight.

@lissarodrigues8950

23 күн бұрын

All the time he made me laugh😅!❤

@Dave-zo7ks

23 күн бұрын

I haven't laughed like that in a while now.

@maeve_a

23 күн бұрын

Troy ! 👏👏👏👏

@trevorschleusner1525

23 күн бұрын

Here, here!

@theEumenides

23 күн бұрын

He always does!

Alito and Thomas should leave the bench and take their disgrace with them.

@Bat_Boy

23 күн бұрын

👍 great comment

@HoneyBadger80886

23 күн бұрын

And their Wives too.!

@g00fe08

23 күн бұрын

They will. As soon as a Republican is elected so that they can have a MAGA majority for the next 2 decades. Unless we keep voting blue.

@bmeht

23 күн бұрын

Useless comment for Internet points. Please validate me!

@shawnaleashelly7260

23 күн бұрын

Roberts needs to go too!

Troy and Josh are such welcome additions to the show. Both do a great job every time.

@Xeonerable

23 күн бұрын

They are delivering their personalities so well lately in the bits they are in. This one with Troy was hilarious.

@KOB923

23 күн бұрын

I really love it every time they show up!

@TahtahmesDiary

23 күн бұрын

Agreed. I just feel like its forever since I saw Dulce 😭

@mikelytou

23 күн бұрын

I agree on troy, but I just can't agree on josh. I am so weirded out every single time I see him because of how young he looks. Feels like TDS is engaging in child labour.

@xomifred

23 күн бұрын

They have been sensational.

And all of us who didn’t trust Nikki were correct.

@earthknight60

23 күн бұрын

Well, she is a Republican politician. It pretty much goes without saying that she would be untrustworthy, and that she would follow the herd.

@OscarLangleySoryu

23 күн бұрын

What? Why would you even consider that lol

@helpumuch6887

23 күн бұрын

@@OscarLangleySoryuhonestly I was not expecting her to endorse him, I thought she was growing a backbone but nope, never trust tricky nikki

@jameshowat1396

23 күн бұрын

The GOP despises honesty, integrity and responsibility only the morally bankrupt can join the cult.

@OscarLangleySoryu

23 күн бұрын

@@helpumuch6887 She’s a Republican 😐

Mocked her punjabi heritage and 1st name, ends up folding on her own words for the racist that mocked her

@cmdraftbrn

23 күн бұрын

its the republican way

@TheClairemyst

23 күн бұрын

She mocked her own heritage by white-washing herself. She also showed her weak spot. She breathes wishy-washyness

@jamesrowden303

23 күн бұрын

Basically a stereotypical coconut, just like the Prime Minister of the UK.

@RomanticPhantom0

23 күн бұрын

Republic*nt *u

@ajf5823

23 күн бұрын

Alito throws his wife under the bus..

“Must be nice to own a home” I felt that…

@wackOslimO

23 күн бұрын

I was hoping to find this comment lol

@Styphon

23 күн бұрын

.... Or two

@thesamardahab

23 күн бұрын

When I saw the original story where they said one of his homes; I thought the same thing

@ToyKeeper

23 күн бұрын

Oh, man. I had a house and sold it... and it was one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made.

@72new3

22 күн бұрын

Seriously, how many flags does this guy have?

Nikki Haley: I have no spine or respect for my fellow Americans, therefore I will be voting for Trump.

@carpo719

23 күн бұрын

Anybody should be able to see right through her she's so transparent

@MrJimheeren

23 күн бұрын

Or her husband apparently

@4reel332

23 күн бұрын

And no self-respect, respect for my parents or my heritage. ~ Love always, Nikki

@F1jones

22 күн бұрын

Trump was finally right about something; she is a bird brain.

And this is why supreme court justices should not be lifetime appointments. Alito needs impeached.

@elizabethalexander6528

23 күн бұрын

Yeah but we can't afford the litigations.

@andiward7068

23 күн бұрын

Ageeed. Term limits for every position. Lifetime appointments were meant to protect from the Executive and Legislative branches. It was not meant to keep judges on the bench until death.

@zoer7338

21 күн бұрын

100%

@bosco7716

20 күн бұрын

why because he has the right flag out there? FU!

@andiward7068

20 күн бұрын

@bosco7716 because as a judge he should not be expressing a political opinion. It is unethical.

Trump: "The violence on Jan. 6th was Nikki Haley's fault because she was in charge." Haley: "I am now endorsing Donald Trump for President."

@Nothingbutlovehere369

23 күн бұрын

And that wasn’t even the worst. Boggles the mind.

@annripley1964

23 күн бұрын

She’s endorsing in hopes of being VP choice…

@kittybluett8887

23 күн бұрын

She’s not right in the head just like Trump

@Snafuski

23 күн бұрын

It was predictable. Haley praised Bolsonaro... who was a Fascist. That woman is power-hungry, don't let the "woman" fool you.

@LyonsM

23 күн бұрын

@@annripley1964but the only reason he may consider her is that he realizes that she has 20 plus percent of the vote and he needs those votes. Everything with Trump is transactional. A quid pro quo. I can do this for you but you gotta do this more me. However, Trump is so petty he’s probably still upset that she even had the audacity to run against him. So who knows with him? SMH

As a Brit, anyone quoting Thatcher makes me immediately nauseated.

@MartynWilkinson45

23 күн бұрын

As objectionable as she was, she did come out with some bangers.

@ktmd23

23 күн бұрын

​@MartynWilkinson45 Now if only the person quoting that particular banger would STICK TO IT

@Nicks66Service

20 күн бұрын

As a Brit you know the difference between nauseated and nauseous.

"If you're gonna be hateful, stopping being so subtle!" 😂

@emsleywyatt3400

23 күн бұрын

They just think they're better than the folks who make their hate obvious.

That Troy Iwata segment was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while--I genuinely laughed out loud several times... Thanks for the smiles :)

Impeach these corrupt ghouls

@gregbors8364

23 күн бұрын

Uh… who? Do your really expect any person on the right to be impeached while the Republicans hold majority control of the House?

@ulysessoliverasponyman

23 күн бұрын

Yeah already

@gregbors8364

23 күн бұрын

Why do I get notifications after my responses have already been deleted? It’s annoying and it seems KZread is jerking me around

@gregbors8364

23 күн бұрын

Anyway, sure, I’m sure the Republican-majority House will get right on that🙄

@arthurdent9281

23 күн бұрын

I don't know why people keep saying this. It takes 2/3 of the Senate voting to convict to remove them. There's zero chance of that happening when red states outnumber blue.

Troy’s field piece was so well done! Great comedian! The Daily Show is really killing it with this format. Everyone seems to be getting better and better

*"It must be nice to own a home."* - Troy, speaking for a generation or two or three

For every Republican politician taking away abortion rights, I’m pretty sure that if their teenage daughters ended up pregnant, 99% of them would say “I’m very disappointed in you. Now here’s a credit card. Buy a plane ticket to New York, a hotel stay, an abortion, and a ticket to The Lion King Movie and when it’s all over to cheer yourself up after a rough day. Don’t tell all the poor people in our state who can’t afford that.”

@wratha

23 күн бұрын

Don't forget their mistresses

@TheBestDog

23 күн бұрын

⁠@@wratha Let’s not forget the pornstar he raw dogs before going home to his wife and newborn baby

@betha8761

23 күн бұрын

💯%

@sailincat2822

23 күн бұрын

Absolutely how that will go! Rules and laws are for the little people. "And if you see my pregnant 'secretary' there, pretend you don't know each other."

@drjones1736

23 күн бұрын

Bobert is a grandmother almost a great grandma, yeah things ain’t right.

People who don't respect the First Amendment, no establishment of religion, should not be in those positions in government.

@adamcolclasure4892

23 күн бұрын

If they followed, what any of the founders of America said on religion than anyone, who holds a religious opinion would be banned from all public offices.

@Templar462

23 күн бұрын

@@adamcolclasure4892 Anyone who holds a religious opinion SHOULD be banned from all public offices!!!

@AnonymOus-ss9jj

23 күн бұрын

@@adamcolclasure4892 ? All of the founding father's held religious opinions.

@princessazulaofthefirenati5870

23 күн бұрын

​@@AnonymOus-ss9jj But it didn't interfere with their politics

@sandrawilson8792

23 күн бұрын

Not so. You can believe; you can't impose. Different. Intelligent people get that.

Voting is a lot like driving a car. D to move forwards, R to move backwards.

@zigzag321go

23 күн бұрын

Yep. Progressive vs Reactionary.

@lbednaz

23 күн бұрын

Nice!

@HinkelAnton

23 күн бұрын

and what does it mean when you put on "N"???

@zigzag321go

23 күн бұрын

@@HinkelAnton I think N would stand for Nothing happens (aka gridlock or divided government)

@michaellieblein452

23 күн бұрын

Reverse and Really Really Fast.

This is why there shouldn’t be life time appointments

@BogeyTheBear

23 күн бұрын

Single 12-year appointment. One-third of a generation. Simple as that.

@elainehewitt6813

22 күн бұрын

How about they follow some level of decorum?

I’m gonna be shocked if they don’t find a confederate flag now.

@arcturionblade1077

23 күн бұрын

Or something even more Notsee adjacent.

@Templar462

23 күн бұрын

@@arcturionblade1077 👃👈

@persuasivebarrier2419

23 күн бұрын

they had one flying on insurrection day, i'm sure mike johnson is working to it.

@lawrencedieck2222

23 күн бұрын

You must be a child.

@norcodaev

23 күн бұрын

Or a “don’t tread on me” flag.

You hear that series of bumps under the tires? That's the sound of Justice Alito throwing his wife under the bus.

@HoneyBadger80886

23 күн бұрын

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 😂 🤣 😜 😆

@danaw23

23 күн бұрын

The RV that was given to him, but not as a bribe

@matthewtaylor3347

23 күн бұрын

@@danaw23 that was Clarence Thomas that got the RV, not Samuel Alito. I know it’s hard to keep track of Supreme Court corruption

@HoneyBadger80886

23 күн бұрын

@@danaw23 that's #ClarenceThomas RV...

@danaw23

22 күн бұрын

@@HoneyBadger80886 Oops. It’s hard to keep all the corruption straight.

Troy's segment was the best non-Jon Stewart thing I've seen on this show in years. More of him, please.

Ms. Haley I will never give you a vote for anything,

“Thought the Smurfs finally got citizenship” 🤣🤣 Troy is amazing!! Love him.

I don't think you can be "caught" flying a flag. It's not exactly a move of hidden intentions and secrecy.

@HoneyBadger80886

23 күн бұрын

Confusion. Secret meaning. Insidious.

How hard is it to not fly flags? Alito needs to be removed, since he said the quiet part out loud.

Nikki literally said Trump was deranged and shouldn’t even have a drivers license.

@foppishdilletaunt9911

23 күн бұрын

Nikki Haley ? Nikki Haley; Nikki Haley…

@whocares2087.1

23 күн бұрын

So? They're republicans.

@carpo719

23 күн бұрын

First time I've ever I heard her speak, I'm surprised she has a driver's license

Go Troy! That was great!

Can't resolve an issue with the neighbors, so you fly a flag in opposition? I'm from minnesota, and that's some level passive aggressive bs. What a loser.

@KOB923

23 күн бұрын

Or... or... that was some complete BS, and it was flown, knowingly, in support of Trump, despite the fact a Supreme Court justice is supposed to be unbiased and impartial.

@lisawall9068

23 күн бұрын

What a partisan Supreme Justice Alito is.

@tcherrington

23 күн бұрын

More like Traitorous

@jerseymetalmike5111

23 күн бұрын

Umm, another bold face lie from Alito

@brynneholt1990

23 күн бұрын

Did he have conflict with the Jersey Shore neighbors too?

Nickey Haley has ZERO integrity. Shocker.

Give Troy a raise!

Troy’s set was hilarious 😂😂😂 Love him! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Troy's flag segment is perfect! Just perfect😘😂🚩🏳️🏴🏁🎌🚩🏳️🏁

So she thinks a criminal is better than not? She is a bird brain!

Troy is terrific. I hope we see lots of him!

Nikki has become as shameless as Trump. What a ridiculous politician. It is sad to see too many Republicans kowtowing to Trump.

They’re only flying those flags because the flag they’d like to fly is too provocative.

Kosta is becoming a great host! Much improved!!!

Nikki Haley: "I'm not a cultist, I just universally endorse the cult."

@lisaahmari7199

23 күн бұрын

Perfectly said.

Troy Iwata was fkn HILARIOUS with this one. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

“Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely.” That’s how Jack Posobiec opened his remarks at CPAC. Posobiec continued, “We didn’t get all the way there on January 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this right here,” he said, gesturing to the crowd and holding up his fist.” Posobiec was speaking on a panel with Steve Bannon, whose response to the comment was “Amen.” ~Bucks County Beacon article by Melissa Ryan, dated March 4, 2024

@davidbusen545

23 күн бұрын

Wouldn't you think it would have been prudent for one of the major networks or all of the major networks to have mentioned this. I thought they were always talking about the liberal media. CPAC is one of the largest entities for donors to be able to support the Republican ideology anonymously.

@WhiteDoveSam

23 күн бұрын

@@davidbusen545 They did mention it on several channels that I watch, anyways. Perhaps it was discussed on Meidas Touch or David Pakman rather than what's considered "mainstream media", though. One big problem is that people in general don't/can't stay focused on such matters regardless of how pressing they are. Most people tend to forget & move on to whatever the current issues are. This is *EXACTLY* why *don* *the* *con* was always 'promising' to release his 'healthcare plan' in "two weeks". He said it himself: "give the American people two weeks and they'll forget what you claim entirely"...

@elainehewitt6813

22 күн бұрын

I'm sure the FBI is watching him intensely.

Troy is fricken hilarious! Get that man on more segments.

I love that Alito's neighbor is on the right side of history. The neighbors know what they are dealing with.

Insurrection flags graded by Troy Iwata 💯

Alito is completely exposed now as right wing

@Mikathedog100

23 күн бұрын

It's more than right wing. It is a blatant disregard for the constitution

@thisishappening7273

23 күн бұрын

He was always exposed as right wing. Now he’s exposed as full MAGA. The true exposure will be the sheer emboldened depravity of his opinion on the presidential criminal immunity ruling. Can’t wait to tear my hair out.

@oceanecastelnau9821

23 күн бұрын

As treasonous. The man took an oath to the United States Constitution and then broadcasts his support of its OVERTHROW!

@imaginethat3026

23 күн бұрын

And an idiot

@TheVincentKyle

22 күн бұрын

Now? Have you been in a coma for the last 18 years?

quit drinking almost entirely when I started smoking in a free state

@HoneyBadger80886

23 күн бұрын

Puff puff pass 😂❤

@Kyle_P

23 күн бұрын

High and dry, the way to be. Alcohol is pretty insane to be legal if you look at it objectively. It just survived prohibition so they gave up and tried to regulate it instead.

@Aura-Of-Syrinx

23 күн бұрын

@@Kyle_P I don't agree with banning, I think regulating and education is definitely the way to go!

@elainehewitt6813

22 күн бұрын

Swapping one addiction for another is still addiction.

@Aura-Of-Syrinx

22 күн бұрын

@@elainehewitt6813 you go to bars calling people addicted? you're weird. get therapy.

Impeach Alito and Thomas!

Troy Iwata killed it here!

I thought a upside down flag was a sign of distress

@joshuarafael3151

23 күн бұрын

Yup

@ShonnDaylee

23 күн бұрын

Yes, it is, and that is why the ultra-right used it as a symbol to show they were "distressed" by the events of the 2020 election. Also, Alito's wife put it up as a response to their neighbor having a sign they didn't like? Wow.... You sure got them.... It makes zero sense. The neighbor would just look at it, and say "Looks like the neighbor turned their flag upside down.... Anyway, so..." and just move on with their day. Nobody is buying this story. At least try and make up a more plausible lie....lol

@veronicareitherreese6671

23 күн бұрын

If only it was used properly, which it isn't. It is being used as a sore loser whine.

@carpo719

23 күн бұрын

I thought the same thing at first but it's actually a flag reversed

@Spiritof_76

23 күн бұрын

@@carpo719 Where did you get that idea?

Ask any Toxicologist about alcohol and confirm we've known for decades how toxic alcohol is

@wratha

23 күн бұрын

The fda has alcohol listed as a poison. Alcohol makers had to put the poison mark on all sold. They devised a way to mix into label to hide it. Learned this in 1984 freshman year high school photography class. U can see it with a black light.

@IB4UUB4ME

23 күн бұрын

In moderation it’s fine, but no one knows what moderation means anymore.

@beecnul8r

23 күн бұрын

I have attended medical seminars in whicb experts about alcohol say do not drink! Period! Drinking does damage to your body and it may not be reversible.

@montegrifo

23 күн бұрын

Agreed. Remeber? Of course, I inhaled, that's the whole point of it.😅

@WindsorMason

23 күн бұрын

Oncologists too.

Following her announcement Nikki was seen vomiting behind the stage.

@RomanticPhantom0

23 күн бұрын

*drinking more GOP Kool-aid not vomiting

Actual news aside, I'm just amazed at how much Kosta has improved as a host since his first try and what a pleasure it is to see him in this chair!

Troy has so quickly become my favorite it's amazing 😂

"The problem with Trumpism is that you eventually run out of MAGA peoples' money." --Margaret Thatcher

@HoneyBadger80886

23 күн бұрын

Not soon enough. The #DarkMoney comes outta the woodwork.

@davidbusen545

23 күн бұрын

To quote Gene Wilder's character from blazing saddles "When?"

Nikki Haley quotes Margaret Thatcher the way a parrot quotes Shakespeare.

That home ownership joke at the end still hurts.

@carpo719

23 күн бұрын

❤ Gen X has sympathy for you

No. The blue wave flag is what will happen in 2024. 🌊

@KOB923

23 күн бұрын

From your comment to the voters' ears, hopefully.

@carpo719

23 күн бұрын

Yeah I've been hearing that my whole life never changed anything for the better for the average citizen

@Khronogi

23 күн бұрын

​@@carpo719my life has certainly got better after moving to a democratic state.

@Spiritof_76

23 күн бұрын

@@carpo719 Only if you don't want to stay pregnant against your will, or believe in clean air and water, or think churches shouldn't get our tax dollars, or think unions can represent the working class.

Great joke from the late, great Robin Williams: Marijuna. Side effects may include, Ha, ha, ha ha haaaa ha after use.

This is why we must stop Project 2025.

😡...WHAT A SHAME!!!!! 💔💔As a Nikki' supporter, I am totally disappointed in her.😠😡😠....I will never ever Vote for Mr .Trump again, nor for anyone supporting him....Even if Nikki is picked as VP; I will never vote for them💯💯💯

@heavymetalbassist5

23 күн бұрын

And if she ever comes back to SC I'll vote against her. She left us with the derelict old man in charge

@YesJustice

23 күн бұрын

@@heavymetalbassist5 me too💔💔 I won't trust her anymore....I wept with her on the stage because of the awful things Trump said about her husband serving in Africa: that pained me most , she now decided to vote for him....I am very very disappointed and angry with her 😡😡😡

@sandrawilson8792

23 күн бұрын

But can anyone say that they are surprised?

@YesJustice

23 күн бұрын

@@sandrawilson8792 Yes ...I am surprised because Trump made her cry on the stage after talking about her husband....and this is why I am very mad at her now😡.....She can't be trusted, I will never stand by her again.....💔💔

@brynneholt1990

23 күн бұрын

@YesJustice, you must be the most quixotic person on earth.

11:20 WOW!!!! Amazing delivery on that segment! You're amazing!

Dman Nikki does not even have enough backbone to cast a vote.

Seems like they are all coming out, pledging their shameless loyalty and undying support to you know who... They are all the same!

"Must be nice to own a home" was a killer exit

Nothing better than a beer and a joint after a hard day's work

I'm doing my part. Fully impaired by both right now!

@letitiajeavons6333

23 күн бұрын

As long as you don't drive.

11:32 That last throwaway joke from Troy...

@notsure1969

23 күн бұрын

I also liked the joke about the Jersey Shore being like Florida with too much cologne.

@jasonbrownjourno

23 күн бұрын

The collective groan lol

@HoneyBadger80886

23 күн бұрын

​@@notsure1969word! I've never been but I got the vibe. Lol 😆

He violated his oath of office per 18 US Code 1918. A crime that includes up to 1 year in prison, removal from office. He is also violating the Separation Clause. So let that 1 year stretch in the Federal Pen be his severance package.

@taylorpack1120

23 күн бұрын

What separation clause? « The phrase “separation of church and state” is not in the Constitution. It just states that there should be no religious test for holding public office, as well as that « Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or denying the free exercise thereof », followed by, I might add, a statement protecting freedom of speech. Flying a flag that could potentially imply that Alito supports Christian nationalism, but does not explicitly say such, does not violate any of those clauses. Flying a flag on personal property is not the same thing as making a court ruling or passing a law. If you can point out a specific law that says differently, let me know. You can oppose or disagree with Alito on his actual Supreme Court rulings, just as you can oppose what happened on January 6 (which I definitely do), but this just seems like outrage bait for clicks and views.

@TheREALJosephTurner

23 күн бұрын

Nearly all federal politicians violate their oaths and break laws. To think otherwise is asinine. Remember what Martha Stewart was convicted and jailed for? That same crime is how most politicians are rich beyond their salaries. The only difference is, Martha didn't have the power to make/adjust laws that would benefit her stocks.

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

22 күн бұрын

@@TheREALJosephTurner Are you....advocating that they SHOULD now? Seriously? That's the BS you come here with?

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

22 күн бұрын

@@taylorpack1120 Your paper argument about phrasing was killed by President Thomas Jefferson in 1802 backed by majority opinion of John Marshall's Supreme court. The phrase 'Separation Clause' is known legal terminology that highlights the Establishment clause in the 1st amendment. But nice try pretending you didn't know that already. You fail.

@TheREALJosephTurner

21 күн бұрын

@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Where in the F did you read that I was advocating for anything? I swear, the left and the right are so alike in wanting to argue about stuff, that they'll BOTH read things that's not even there. Read my comment again, think REAL HARD about it.

The Troy Iwata segment was fantastic. He's a wonderful addition to the correspondents crew.

Troy's segment was awesome

She wants to be VP. It's all a gross display to get the dumpster to have them for VP

IMPEACH Thomas and Alito!

"That japanese wave painting that white people put in their apartment" Is one of a series called 36 Views of Mt. Fuji by Katsushika Hokusai, just in case anyone was wondering. That piece in particular is known as "The Great Wave off Kanegawa."

@kookootrix1978

23 күн бұрын

It's not Ando Hiroshige?

Two faced. She didn’t mean a single word she say during her campaign.

@carpo719

23 күн бұрын

Do any of them?

@Spiritof_76

23 күн бұрын

@@carpo719 The ones who opposed Trump then didn't run for office or got ousted via primary. They still voted for scuzzy GOP platforms while in office, though.

@TheREALJosephTurner

23 күн бұрын

What politician does?

@davidbusen545

23 күн бұрын

​@@TheREALJosephTurner Jamie raskin, Katie Porter, Adam kinzinger.

Samuel Alito would be in prison in any sane country ... but of course, Yanks knew better and launched him into their Supreme Court, one of the most criminal institutions in the world.

@oceanecastelnau9821

23 күн бұрын

Yanks? 😂 You the one yanking 🤣

@bettyjones113

23 күн бұрын

Heritage under the nominations of gwb and dt to SCOTUS. Read about their master plan project 2025

@Spiritof_76

23 күн бұрын

@@oceanecastelnau9821 The emojis are the only things laughing at your comment.

@Wicked_Knight

22 күн бұрын

​@@oceanecastelnau9821 spoken like one whom is truly uncultured..

@clarencegoddard6527

22 күн бұрын

So cute ! . . . talks of America and 'sane country' in the same breath.

No moral compass in this GOP let alone honesty, honor, decency, and so on

Bold of you to assume that incels who unironically wear the Punisher symbol were married to begin with to even get divorced afterward.

Troy was pure gold!

How does Nikki Haley manage to speak without lips, so brave

Anyone with a flag pole in their front yard of their house is not qualified to be a supreme court justice.

Hate the use of freak flag for Ali too. The line is from Crosby, Stills and Nash and refers to not cutting their hair, letting their freak flag fly. Alito is a freak flying a flag. There. That’s better.

@DawnDavidson

23 күн бұрын

I mean, they are pretty freaky flags, and Alito is definitely a freak. But yeah, not what I think of when I hear “letting your freak flag fly!”

@carpo719

23 күн бұрын

Happened just the other day. It's getting kind of long.

I adore Troy Iwata!

I don't smoke or drink but need to start before getting any further into this election. These judges need to go.

Being sober is great. But I have no friends now

@HRHDaviaTheYounger

22 күн бұрын

I am going through the same thing. 4 years, 5 months, 24 days. 0 friends to hang with.

Costa is really nailing it👏👏👏👏

Troy "Then f**king say that"! Love it!

I don’t smoke Foy but this place could only get better with less alcohol…

Must be nice to own a home 😅 so subtle and a perfect millennial moment. Loved this segment ❤😂

Troy’s a great addition 😁

Troy Iwata has been killing it lately. Love this guy. He's the next Carrell/Colbert.

Troy is best at flag interpretation, and i luv him

This is what happens when you let a crook.Steal classified documents and then use them to blackmail all of his opponents!

@Spiritof_76

23 күн бұрын

I feel like I've missed something recently. Why are there periods and capitalizations in the middle of sentences nowadays?

Troy Iwata is great in this 😄😅

i LOVE Troy!!! So great. Best Newcomer Award:)

Alito and Thomas are the best example of why the Supreme court justices' appointment should not be lifetime. Justices must be impartial.

Well, someone having a glass of wine does not cause the whole street to stink like a skunk for half an hour. Also, if they're having a glass, they do not force others to drink it.

btw, the appeal to heaven flag was recently adopted by an ultraconservative evangelist pastor, like you never seen before. by all accounts, one day this will be the flag of the united states of gillead.

"It must be nice"... i felt that

First time seeing Troy Iwata. Where have I been?! Great bit 👏