The fact that even one person in America supports Trump is truly humiliating and embarrassing.

@pennyking3823

5 күн бұрын

I agree

@for-lc6rj

5 күн бұрын

.... for any lifeform

@nadnerb2k

5 күн бұрын

At least we know Melania isn't one of them

@nataliefisher886

5 күн бұрын

Looking on from Australia and I feel for you. How embarrassing!

@ElroyMcDuff

5 күн бұрын

Fox "News" is a helluva drug...

Trump’s battery vs shark is right up there with Herschel Walker’s vampires vs werewolfs.

@for-lc6rj

5 күн бұрын

they wanted him to play the president in the first sharknado

@JB_Harry

5 күн бұрын

YYYEEESSS EXACTLY

@MPF-80

5 күн бұрын

I pick werewolf. Them vampires freaky.

@BA-rh5hy

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@mostunclean6619

5 күн бұрын

Walker had an excuse, he played in the NFL probably suffering from CTE.

"Sir, nobody ever asked such a profoundly stupid question."

@Belzedar

4 күн бұрын

It's right up there with "If I eat my poo, does that mean I never have to buy groceries again?"

@ginah1108

2 күн бұрын

😂😂

MIT should sue for defamation.

@jennifertate4397

3 күн бұрын

Many of his voters probably don't know what MIT is, or what the letters stand for.

@benjaminmorris5750

2 күн бұрын

@@jennifertate4397 MAGA International Technical… obviously 😂

@jennifertate4397

2 күн бұрын

@@benjaminmorris5750 🤣🤣🤣We could make up so many names, and yes they should always start with "MAGA"!!! Good one, it's so perfect.

"No body ever asked this question..." because it is a PROFOUNDLY STUPID question, Donald.

@alanpartridge1385

5 күн бұрын

I've no knowledge or experience of building electric boats, but if I were to build one, probably the first thing I'd do is make the battery waterproof because it's, erm, a fucking boat...

@koalabrownie

5 күн бұрын

@@alanpartridge1385 Batteries on boats is not new. How do people think Submarines operated under-water without nuclear power? They run diesel on the surface and use batteries while submerged. They've been built and run this way for more than 100 years.

@nicholaschiazza7926

5 күн бұрын

Profoundly stupid question, profoundly stupid man.

@matthewmoore7447

5 күн бұрын

@@koalabrownie This reminds me of one of the primary arguments against hydrogen fuel cell vehicles. "It's highly flammable!" Using a flammable fuel is something new? Haven't we been using gasoline for over a century?

@BillSmith-nz1fc

5 күн бұрын

@@koalabrownie Who knew? Nobody ever knew that boats use batteries. Nobody ever knew health care or the middle east were so complicated. How did we even survive before such a stable genius with such a good a brain came along. Before tRump no one ever speculated on the internal use of bleach or sunlight to treat viruses.

the shark/battery question sounds like the kind of question a 4 year old asks.

@finding_health

5 күн бұрын

Except most 4 year-olds are more coherent in phrasing the questions. Lol

@darkpepsi

5 күн бұрын

My 7 year old niece would be confused on why I would ask that.

@matthewschreck6418

5 күн бұрын

That is insulting to 4 year Olds.

@forevermusiclover3335

5 күн бұрын

Or an 8 year old boy whose dad let him watch Chuckie movies on his weekend visitation.

@billyeveryteen7328

5 күн бұрын

Hey, that's really unfair. To four year olds. A four year old would understand that if you need to add a larger battery, then worst case scenario is that you build a slightly larger boat.

Your relationship to MIT is a restraining order.

@LunaShimmyDiva

3 күн бұрын

Oh snap!

@UseYourBrain1000

2 күн бұрын

SO good!

that is a clear sign of narcissism right there, thinking "nobody asked that before" must be a compliment and a sign of your intelligence instead of, ya know, it being an insane question...

@samuela-aegisdottir

3 күн бұрын

"No one ever asked this question" means that you are either very clever or incredibly dumb.

Remember... This is the same DJT that claimed water kills magnets lol.

@lukecarey613

5 күн бұрын

And entertained injecting disinfectant.

Nobody ever asked that question because it's the dumbest effing thing anybody ever said. anymore

@2eanimation

5 күн бұрын

I lost some braincells thinking about that question. Now Trump loves me ❤

@sophierobinson2738

5 күн бұрын

@@2eanimationI immediately thought of the big yellow chair here in Alabama that is gathering dust since it was decided that it was inhumane. Trump might like it more than sharks, though.

@Lisa-pl6gv

5 күн бұрын

Right?? 😀

@terri6854

5 күн бұрын

@MrKnothead63 Explain to the people at home why you wouldn't get electrocuted by a battery in the water.

@markotrieste

5 күн бұрын

​@@terri6854 because sharks would bridge the poles

Cracks me up …… he thinks his UNCLE working at MIT….. MAKES HIM SMART!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💙💙💙💙💙💙

@tombowen9861

Күн бұрын

RIGHT?! "His connection to MIT" My uncle stayed at a holiday inn express in the 50s, so I'm a friggin genius.

That clip of Trump “treading water” was better than else I see this week 😂

Good on Biden for not lashing out at the judge and jury for convicting his son. No matter how he feels about the verdict, he still respects the rule of law.

@markmac2206

5 күн бұрын

It's nice having a president that doesn't throw tantrums.

@cc1k435

5 күн бұрын

I can't believe it even needs to be pointed out to people. 😂😮

@notme2day

5 күн бұрын

FYI~ IF Hunters last name wasn't Biden... these charges wouldn't even break the headline news cycle. F-DJT... dems have rejected this idiot since 2008! Vote blue 💙🌊vote maga out the door in 2024🌊💙

@pietrojenkins6901

5 күн бұрын

@@cc1k435 Fox News and Trump plus his cultists have normalized throwing of tantrums with anything opposite their ways... sometimes to the point of contradictory tantrums.

@ComradeCatpurrnicus

5 күн бұрын

Biden isn't a petulant manchild, so I don't think we ever needed to worry about that 😅

Whoever made the "Rump Treading Water" graphic deserves a raise.

@jcoopes5604

5 күн бұрын

You think he actually knows how to swim?

@marvinmartin4692

5 күн бұрын

That’s one of the best!!!!!

@sherinameless1618

5 күн бұрын

They knew they had to pull off something special if they wanted to save their jobs after Monday's "Kavanaugh's Guide to Spring Break" book cover fiasco.

@PJJ492

5 күн бұрын

Kinda makes up for the black and white "cue card" they came up with on Monday.

@CollinMcLean

5 күн бұрын

I still remember back when the Graphics department made an image of him with his head actually up his own ass...

MIT should give him the opposite of an honorary degree. Maybe a "never gonna get it degree", or a cease and desist order.

We see the world not as it is, but as we are. When people keep accusing others of wild foul play, it often sounds like they're just one slip up away from adding, "just like I would do."

@strngs4joy

3 күн бұрын

yep! - it's called "projection" and former has a case of epidemic proportion

@victoriabaker4400

Күн бұрын

They are. Every accusation is a confession.

No one from MIT has ever asked the question.' What if the boat sunk because of it's own weight?'

@bloodyneptune

5 күн бұрын

And they'd probably consider googling "are boat batteries waterproof" (they are, _obviously)_

@markmac2206

5 күн бұрын

What if a shark is in the boat?

@jamesturner2126

5 күн бұрын

I CANNOT BELIEVE HE SAID THAT ABOUT ELECTRIC BOATS! I am still attempting to catch my breath about it. Laughing. ☠️

@ryandrew-tv7bg

5 күн бұрын

That's just a thing with any boat. If it weighs more than the water it displaces its not a boat, it's seafloor decoration.

@for-lc6rj

5 күн бұрын

@@bloodyneptune T has no idea that boats have batteries

Joy Behar said today on The View, “Look at the picture of Joe Biden hugging his son he stands with him, & he’s not pardoning him. Because, HE’S A TRUE AMERICAN WHO BELIEVES IN DEMOCRACY, & THE WAY THE SYSTEM IS SUPPOSE TO WORK, THAT’S WHO YOU VOTE FOR!!” 💙💙

@peachesandpoets

5 күн бұрын

I teared up at that point. I've been through hell and overcome addiction. People make mistakes. He is taking accountability. It is probably bringing him to a dark place he hasn't been to in a while. Joe loves his baby. Not all of us who struggled with addiction had parents who cared. If anything this made me happy that we finally got to see Biden in office, showing compassion whilst holding his son accountable.

@janemunoz3835

5 күн бұрын

😆 🤣 😂

@S.Shea2432

5 күн бұрын

@@peachesandpoets, Aww. My Heart. I teared up also. He did take accountability, & You could feel the unconditional father, & son love between them. I teared up for them, & also for those who don’t have that kind of support, like you mentioned. I also teared up reading your heartfelt, emotional comment. Please know you’re a BRAVE WARRIOR, You’re an OVERCOMER!! PLEASE NEVER FORGET YOUR WORTH!! YOU MATTER!! I’M GLAD YOU’RE STILL HERE!! Sending you positive vibes, ((((BIG, yet gentle HUGS. 🫂)))) 💜

@S.Shea2432

5 күн бұрын

@@janemunoz3835, MAGA CLOWN!! 🤡

@teresathayn5170

5 күн бұрын

Hunter earned his freedom from addiction!! So did I! Now, leave us T F alone kuz I know we're easy targets for a-holes!!

I've never heard of a boat sinking due to a dead battery... also we have the technology to insulate batteries from water... ugh...this level of stupidity is painful.

@lyndsaybrown8471

4 күн бұрын

And sharks generally don't attack people. And boats already have generators. And if the boat was actually sinking, you'd have more worries with the downward pull.

@hrma6313

4 күн бұрын

@@lyndsaybrown8471 Why not jump in the dinghy?

One of the best monologues night after night on television.

@TracyAdams-ry2fc

4 күн бұрын

Closer look not monologue

@oliverortiz5226

4 күн бұрын

You are correct. He kills it every time with that segment.

Well that's it .. I'm never voting for Hunter again!

@MurrayThomson-xv7dq

5 күн бұрын

that is funny. I'm going to follow your example!

@user-co6om7pb5f

5 күн бұрын

😂

@UnashamedCaliforniagirl

5 күн бұрын

😂

@mr.ed.....7209

5 күн бұрын

I'd vote for Hunter over trump any day. Trump and his crime family have been screwing people for years. LOCK TRUMP UP!!!!! HE IS A CAREER CRIMINAL AND A WANNABE DICTATOR AND A TRAITOR TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

@rozz481

5 күн бұрын

😂

Does any Republican actually do any real work for Americans? It's f'ing ridiculous the amount of time and energy that goes into this farce. Pathetic.

@Kpimpmaster

5 күн бұрын

Welcome to America

@PhoenixHinds

5 күн бұрын

Trying to dominate and take over the country is a full time commitment. Those that oppose that, are the ones doing the actual work of keeping the country going. They don't have the same amount of time left over to fight against all the lies and propaganda as there is for those that create it. We all need to do what we can to fight against lies and misinformation every chance we get.

@Rugelacharugula

5 күн бұрын

@@Kpimpmasteryeah. Um. That 47%

@keleynal4424

5 күн бұрын

Ugh, yes it’s a huge struggle finding anyone I’d be happy to vote for

@SoulSpirit1

5 күн бұрын

And our $ as well!

DT treading water is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in AGES!!!

"Nobody has ever asked this before" is just a nice way of saying "Wtf are you talking about?!".

"He said, 'Nobody's ever asked me that question before.'" I BELIEVE THAT PART!!

@sherinameless1618

5 күн бұрын

It was like when he asked the doctors if they'd ever considered using bleach internally to kill germs; they had to say no.

@FakeSchrodingersCat

5 күн бұрын

Yep first thing he has ever said I can believe.

@chadley25

5 күн бұрын

Flagged for being perfectly punctuated. 🎉 The editors (and generally pedantic) among us thank you. 😊

@nomore6167

5 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618 "It was like when he asked the doctors if they'd ever considered using bleach internally to kill germs; they had to say no." - If I recall correctly, when he asked Dr. Birx if they considered using disinfectant inside the body, she did NOT have the backbone to outright tell him, "no". Just like when Rep. Gohmert asked a U.S. Forest Service official if the Forest Service or BLM could alter the orbit of the Earth or the moon, that person didn't have the backbone to outright say, "no".

@hrma6313

4 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618 I don't understand why didn't they tell him (with tears in... etc) : "why, sir, that's a great idea, you should try it first, sir" and "for an even better result, do it with a light bulb up your ass". Maybe the light bulb could stop the stink. And his supporters would parade with signs : REAL MEN HAVE LIGHT BULBS UP THEIR ASSES

I like a president who respects the justice system, even if it affects their family AND I like presidents who haven’t been found guilty on 34 straight counts.

@cg_2060

5 күн бұрын

Ditto! 🇺🇸💙

@ross-carlson

4 күн бұрын

Trump: 34 FELONIES (and liable for sexual abuse) former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort: 16 felonies former campaign vice chairman, Rick Gates: felon former personal lawyer, Michael Cohen: felon former adviser and former campaign aide, Roger Stone: 7 felonies former adviser and former White House aide, Peter Navarro: 2 felonies former campaign adviser, George Papadopoulos: felon Trump Organization’s former CFO, Allen Weisselberg: 15 felonies former White House national security advisor, Michael Flynn: felon former chief strategist, Steve Bannon: 2 felonies vice chair of Trump’s inaugural committee, Elliot Broidy: felon lawyers trying to steal election, Kenneth Chesebro and Sidney Powell: felons Trump Corporation: Guilty of tax fraud Wisconsin indicted on fake elector scheme: 3 felons

Why has nobody mentioned "the boat sank from its weight." No properly designed boat has ever sunk from its weight. Are you trying to move iron ore in a canoe?

@robynliteracy7057

2 күн бұрын

How does one launch a boat that is so heavy that it sinks? Better yet, why?

@wiredforstereo

Күн бұрын

@@robynliteracy7057 Don't look for Trump to make sense. He's not a mentally healthy person.

The speech and debate clause needs to be replace and Citizens United abolished.

Projection! Throwing his son under the bus to save himself is something Donald would definitely do to Don Jr. & Eric.

@idek1433

5 күн бұрын

He's do it even if it didn't help him 😅 the question is would he do that to his crush Ivanka?

@Anthony-ss8ob

5 күн бұрын

Exactly

@jackl4laughs

5 күн бұрын

He did that exactly with the Trump Foundation, only his kids had to take classes for their fathers fraud in the settlement.

@markmac2206

5 күн бұрын

Anyone got a bus?

@Mondfischli

5 күн бұрын

... Eric definitely 😂

Biden: I like this music, I should dance... *thinks about former guy dancing: uh, maybe I'll just stand here smiling. 😼

@splendidcolors

5 күн бұрын

I thought he had a great smile, too.

Also, how long before MIT sends Trump a cease and desist letter to keep their name out of his mouth.

MIT are considering their options as they don't want to be associated with this stupidity.

@theemmjay5130

2 күн бұрын

"We're smart enough to figure out a way to get around the Secret Service and shut him up for good, right?"

We know Trump would throw his own son under the bus, but Biden is an actual human who loves his son.

@TheSocratease

5 күн бұрын

@Rook8766 He threw his children's mother in a hole in the ground, in a golf course. It's untended. Ways a lot about that whole family, that right there.

@SayAhh

5 күн бұрын

But not his daughter. At least one of them.

@karenneill9109

5 күн бұрын

Trump actually bleated that he thinks that Biden should pardon his son. No, Trump, that’s what YOU would do.

@sharontrujillo

5 күн бұрын

​@SayAhh ...He actually has TWO...the other isn't attractive like the one who had all the plastic surgery. He actually made that comment many years ago.

@SayAhh

5 күн бұрын

@@sharontrujillo That's why I said what I said. He will probably never throw Ivanka under the bus. The running gag on every talk show was that he does not remember Tiffany's name.

When Biden stands still, he is a much better dancer than the orange floridian

@HelynnHeels

5 күн бұрын

His face indicated he was enjoying; all that's really important. I've never seen Joe dancing for any reason, so there's that. There may be footage or a pic somewhere of him dancing with Jill, tho' and I just didn't see it. The man is heavily jet lagged, emotionally drained by his son's ordeal plus his return from a heavy D-Day memorial, and suffering from an arthritic back. He was obviously enjoying and that's good enough for me.

@edwardallenthree

5 күн бұрын

I think he is having a Zen moment. His smile, he's clearly enjoying himself and doesn't really care what he looks like. He's happy to be around the people he's around, even though he is very much the odd man out. But he's old and he DGAF.

@peachesandpoets

5 күн бұрын

I'm black and I prefer him standing there than the kente cloth nonsense Pelosi and them were up to. I like real. It seemed real for him to stand there. To be fair when Trump was in that black gospel situation back in 2016 I said the same thing... I wouldn't want someone to be performative. Just one opinion but I thought I'd share it

@c.a.t.732

5 күн бұрын

As an old white guy with absolutely no dance moves myself, I completely relate.

@jembozaba4864

5 күн бұрын

I don’t stand like that, but I do generally just stand still when at a venue with live music. Nothing strange at all.

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4 күн бұрын

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4 күн бұрын

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4 күн бұрын

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4 күн бұрын

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@JohnClutter

4 күн бұрын

Can I also do it??? My life is facing lots of challenges lately

“A boat sinks under its own weight”? That’s not a boat. That’s a category error.

My old boyfriend lived across the street from Caltech. I must be brilliant.

@chrisdonovan8795

5 күн бұрын

I acknowledge your brilliance and thereby share in it.

@razzledazzyl

5 күн бұрын

The girl who lived next door to me growing up went to Princeton. I must be a genius, too!

@MeppyMan

5 күн бұрын

Do you know the battery vs shark solution? 😂

@danskhansen

5 күн бұрын

@@MeppyManLearn to fly

@paulfisher1665

5 күн бұрын

@@MeppyMan Duh. You use the battery to electrocute the shark. I must be a frickin' genius.

"Nobody's ever asked me that question". That wasnt a compliment..

@UnashamedCaliforniagirl

5 күн бұрын

Shh 🤫 don't tell him he doesn't know 😂

@MichaelA-ym8tx

5 күн бұрын

I think it's an okay question, but the fact he thinks he's smart because his relation to MIT to ask that question is truly profoundly dumb. If it were meant as a joke... I mean would anyone seriously ask similar question like "When plane falls down, should I jump out and try to land on the water, or do I cover behind the seat?" I mean either way your odds of survival are pretty slim... But with Shark case, yeah, just jump on the freaking water. Trump said he'd rather get electrocuted... Is he too lazy to swim for his life?

@af5222

5 күн бұрын

for the record, you won't get electrocuted if you went in the water with a boat battery at the same time. All the battery will do is sink.

@MichaelA-ym8tx

5 күн бұрын

@@af5222 Its same as having electronics running in poorly constructred bathroom where electricity might actually leak to the wet floor. Sure most charge won't go through between your left and right leg, but some of it will. And if you're leaning onto a metal pipe you would have a path of electricity to flow to thought your body. Standing on top of sinking ship surely is largely going to make sure most electric current isn't going to get to you as it wouldn't have any path to go to, but then again electricity tends to try to spread evenly everywhere so there might be a lightning kind of spark that passes electricity very quickly everywhere. I don't think any non-electrical engineer would know answer immediately, or someone who's not familiar with bunch of safety protocols.

@vooveks

5 күн бұрын

@@MichaelA-ym8tx Your mistake is thinking he actually asked that question in real life, and didn’t just make it up in his deranged mind.

Nobody ever asked that question because most people know that boats don't sink because of their weight, and also almost all boats with a motor, have a battery and it wouldn't electrocute you if it did sink. Just like most people know that water doesn't ruin magnets.

Boat guy: "I think either one of those choices would be a good fit for you mr. trump."

trump will weasel his way out of the debates. He's a coward's coward

@TalentedLMT

5 күн бұрын

You’re probably right

@Lonewolfmike

5 күн бұрын

I have been hearing rumblings that Donnie will do that. And yes Donnie is a Complete and Total Coward.

@june19th85

5 күн бұрын

Him and his followers are cowards.

@dianep6791

5 күн бұрын

It was never going to debate President Biden, we've heard this bs before.

@ajspice

5 күн бұрын

Yep.

Forget about high school; forget about University. Can someone please find out if Donald has finished Elementary School? His level of dumbness is out of this world

@72_Nova

5 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jokendrick2124

5 күн бұрын

👍🤣👍🤣

@Lv-nq9qz

5 күн бұрын

he got pulled out if high school and sent to a military-esqe school because he brought a pocket knife in to class and blamed it on one of his friends

@BillSmith-nz1fc

5 күн бұрын

C'mon Jack, you know dim donnie passed, Elementary and High School and Wharton College. Just like with the doctor Fred had to pay for the bone spurs diagnosis, I'm sure Fred kept the receipts for all of the $$$ he had to shell out so Fred wouldn't be even more embarrassed by his idiot offspring. If he couldn't hide his son as a failures as a person at least he could hide his failures as a student.

@BillSmith-nz1fc

5 күн бұрын

@@Lv-nq9qz oh, that's sooooo donald.

I wonder how MIT feels about this.

To be honest, I feel some of the worst rage I have ever felt in my life at MAGA. I grew up learning about Nazi Germany and never though tt would happen here. Guess I'm stupid, eh?

“When one lie is debunked, a bigger, crazier lie takes it place.” - that is classic Seth Meyers -

The really fucked up thing is, they don't "believe" any of it. It's just used as a ploy to keep their base obsessed and distracted. Ugh now I sound like a loon.

@nomore6167

5 күн бұрын

"It's just used as a ploy to keep their base obsessed and distracted" - They need to do something to keep those campaign contributions rolling in.

@amoonbeams

Күн бұрын

Follow the money... republicans are compromised.

Jackal statement: SETH! You must now forgive everything your graphics department has ever done to harm you in the past after creating the genius graphic of Trump treading water!! It’s the best, Seth, the best.😂❤

you guys nailed the trump treading water graphic!!! 🤣

When asked about Trump's relationship with MIT, MIT replied, 'I really think we should see other people.'

@vedwalker3974

4 күн бұрын

Alt take: when asked about his relationship to MIT, they showed their receipt for a $130,000 donation to never bring up what happened during said relationship.

@plaidpanda

4 күн бұрын

​@@vedwalker3974 That does sound on brand.

@cbpd89

4 күн бұрын

A restraining order was quick to follow. 🤣

It's so annoying when the repugnicans learn a new buzzword and then overuse it til it makes us nauseous 🙄

@marvinmartin4692

5 күн бұрын

They are such parrot’s

@jadawin01

5 күн бұрын

Listening to the GOHP is nauseating at the best of times.

@primrosed2338

5 күн бұрын

In the last week the bots discovered gaslighting and naturally they use it incorrectly.

@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD

5 күн бұрын

@@primrosed2338 😁 Ikr? If it wasn't so sad, it would be hilarious

You and Julia are priceless. Best Day Drinking episode ever.

When you were on Stephen Colbert's show, you kept calling it a lightning sound effect when lightning doesn't have a sound - thunder does. You can never escape the jackals!

He’s done the exact same boat battery/shark nonsense just last year. Crazy. His relationship with MIT. Ffs

@SayAhh

5 күн бұрын

October 2023. He infamously said "elecstrocution" then but did not this time. Cover-up?

@jpdemer5

5 күн бұрын

His uncle being there ages ago is as close as he'll ever get. Donnie has spent more time in churches than at MIT.

@alisonbird5491

5 күн бұрын

My uncle was a plumber, but if you have a backed up toilet, I can't fix it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@heartofdawn2341

5 күн бұрын

his relationship with MIT is probably a restraining order

@Kokuswolf

5 күн бұрын

@@heartofdawn2341 Haha, my thoughts. I wouldn't be surprised if MIT asked him to finally stop talking about an alleged mutual connection, which he reinterprets as "We are often in contact and exchange great ideas."

ok hats off to whoever did that edit of trump in the ocean they should get a raise

@Ruonkrak

4 күн бұрын

Trump wouldn't need to tread water in the ocean, he's so fat that he'd just float without moving his arms. Fat is less dense than water so his secret service detail would be using him as a floatation device

@juliepatchouli888

3 күн бұрын

Edit? It’s one long clip!

I love the outros now. From the jump scare to the stare down. It's such a good touch and hilarious

Do republicans know that all boats already have a battery? Most have multiple batteries. I’m not sure how you start an engine without a power source.

@backelie

5 күн бұрын

When I was a kid most small boats you'd pull on a string to start your little outboard motor, same with a lawn mower. You can also have kick-started mopeds without batteries.

Hey, here’s a great idea. What if someone asked Trump to tell us what MIT stands for?

@Wilhelm-100TheTechnoAdmiral

5 күн бұрын

Me Incredible Trump

@slusheesAndfritos

5 күн бұрын

Massively Inverted Tool

@susannpatton2893

5 күн бұрын

😂

@nomore6167

5 күн бұрын

MIT - My Imbecilic Tirades

@YearsinSeason

4 күн бұрын

@@nomore6167 unfortunately I don’t think his dentures could handle the pressure of trying to attempt saying the word Imbecilic!

Ok Seth, you give the graphics department a lot of grief. I think you owe them an extra thank you for that amazing graphic of Trump treading water. So good.

@commonsense571

4 күн бұрын

Yes!! This comment! Graphic department needs love!🩵💙🩵✨

"Nobody has ever asked me that question" is a statement you hear from a surprised school teacher trying to think of a way to spare the feelings of a small child that just asked an incredibly stupid question.

Omg, “HangUp” segments are golden! Keep those follow-up’s comin!

How can they just lie...so much? What's wrong with these people?

@ryanshannon6963

4 күн бұрын

The prospect of lots of money and making more after their stint in congress/senate? It's not difficult to understand. At least Mitch McConnell is a devil's devil where he actually believes in the garbage he stands for.

@terrytsurugi556

4 күн бұрын

Exactly! These aren't opinion pieces or editorials with "I think... " or "I feel... " preceding their statements. They are stating them as accepted facts without one shred of evidence. It is bizarre how this is accepted.

@lisawall9068

4 күн бұрын

They’re pathological liars.

@xcoder1122

4 күн бұрын

Well, that's a hard question to answer. Nobody can say for sure who of them is just a shameless liar and who is just stupid enough to actually believe any of that nonsense. I'm pretty sure some people don't lie on purpose, they're just idiots.

@colliemutt5

3 күн бұрын

They know their audience

That clown🤡 doesn't realize how much cruise ships weigh and thinks a boat would sink because it's heavy. Lord help us.

@cleverusername9369

5 күн бұрын

What do you think HE thinks happens if a nuclear powered aircraft carrier sinks?

@jamesturner2126

5 күн бұрын

​​​@@cleverusername9369dont talk about USS Eisenhower like that. Big Ike didnt sink. That missle attack was merely a scratch. We're not in WWIII.

@Gildedmuse

5 күн бұрын

Heck, nevermind cruise ships. What about a fucking aircraft? If a boat can't handle a battery, how is it supposed to handle a fleet of planes!?

@lawrencelampke6007

5 күн бұрын

Thinking isn't his strong suit

@fionaforbes6100

5 күн бұрын

Don't forget Hannibal Lector is having his friend over for lunch....right over his head that the friend IS lunch. The level of stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

Ya all doesn't make any sense. Even a 12 year old know that criminals belong in jail.

Graphics team ON POINT for this one 🔥😂😂😂😂

"He's setting up his own son to deflect attention from HIS OWN crimes!" I just CAN'T with these people 🤦‍♀️!!

@UnashamedCaliforniagirl

5 күн бұрын

They are always moving the goal posts

@J.M.-nb4gw

5 күн бұрын

I know right, it's just maddening to see it every freaking day 😵‍💫

@maskedmarvyl4774

5 күн бұрын

It's not these shameless trolls you should worry about. It's that 30 percent of Americans believe them, and that 30 percent of Americans can't be bothered to vote.

@nerag7459

5 күн бұрын

Thats why he said he wouldn't pardon him you see....

@BillSmith-nz1fc

5 күн бұрын

If they can go after Hunter for being a drug addicted gun owner no Floridian is safe.

Trump treading water is the best thing the graphics dept has done in a long time. Kudos

The last 0.1 second was just magical. Seth actually outdid himself at this level. Bravo.

Seth, I think everyone has missed the point that he's asking, "What would happen if the boat SANK FROM ITS WEIGHT." 🤯

@grmpEqweer

5 күн бұрын

That's a bad boat design right there. In fact, the definition of boat might be "something that doesn't usually sink when placed in water."

@Kokuswolf

5 күн бұрын

Isn't that obvious?! When that happens, you have to decide whether to die from electrocution or from the shark over there. Because everyone knows that a ship with batteries only starts to sink due to its weight when a shark appears, duh?!

@jajabez8379

5 күн бұрын

@@grmpEqweer But what if it's good design but really heavy, though? Like maybe even a THOUSAND TONS! That's what smart people, and especially super-smart people connected to MIT, would want to know.

@woundedsanity

5 күн бұрын

@@grmpEqweer Maximum Weight Capacity=(Volume of Displaced Water×Density of Water)−Boat’s Deadweight For example, if a boat displaces 100 cubic feet of freshwater, it can support: (100 ft3×62.4 lbs/ft3)−Boat’s Deadweight This calculation ensures that the boat remains buoyant and doesn’t sink under its own weight

@Anelisa8520

5 күн бұрын

So dumb and, somehow, even weirder than he is dumb

I loved teaching science to high schoolers and believed there was never a dumb question. Until trump.

@user-tn3qf1gg1j

5 күн бұрын

WHY was the boat even sinking in the beginning Anyway, that be the Question without an answer.

@codymoe4986

4 күн бұрын

@@user-tn3qf1gg1j Too many batteries...

@user-rr4fq7tr7x

4 күн бұрын

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.

@fionamackie3357

4 күн бұрын

@@user-tn3qf1gg1j and as if trump is on a boat. He flies everywhere.

@tommytomtom5531

4 күн бұрын

@@user-rr4fq7tr7x There are no stupid questions, only stupid asses.

I love how everyone calls him "sir." Please.

Omg I literally chocked with laughter at your graphics of 45 treading H20. Bravo graphics😂!

That treading water graphic…😂

Stop saying you have a relationship to MIT! You never went to MIT, you barely made it into Wharton and that, like most of your life, was because your father would rather give you money than his love...

@sherinameless1618

5 күн бұрын

His uncle was a respected professor there a number of years ago. Trump mentions him often, because he believes that because he had a smart relative, he has "smart genes" and so doesn't need to read or study, he was just born more intelligent than everyone else.

@clarencegreen3071

5 күн бұрын

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had." --William T. Kelly, former Wharton professor

@nomore6167

5 күн бұрын

"...was because your father would rather give you money than his love" - Well, to be fair, if you were forced to give Trump love or money, which would you pick (and no, "tough love" doesn't count)?

@anamarianunez1563

5 күн бұрын

His uncle worked at MIT in the 40s.

Loving the freaky little jumpscares Seth has been putting at the end of these videos. Keep it up sir

Alternately, never swim at a shark...you'll get snacked

First of all, Trump thinks the boat would sink due to the weight of the battery...Has he ever seen a cargo ship?

@cleverusername9369

5 күн бұрын

Imagine what he think happens if a nuclear powered aircraft carrier sinks

@gamepapa1211

5 күн бұрын

Most likely not, but he has definitely seen a WHALE!

@stopthecrazyguy9948

5 күн бұрын

@@gamepapa1211 That was in the picture book his doctor gave him.

@MPF-80

5 күн бұрын

They don't ship batteries by cargo ship. Only by air or submarines - aka Steel Sharks.

@Kpimpmaster

5 күн бұрын

I’m not sure even knows how motorboats even work

9:46 go Jake Tapper! Hilarious. Straight face reciting back the insane word salad: “He indicted him to protect him. Right.” Absolutely nuts. 😮

@DavidhenshawSZU

5 күн бұрын

Yeah, honestly he just taught me a new interview tactic, especially for when interviewing the insane, just repeat the insane nonsense in a mocking tone 🤣🤣🤣

Biden standing while everyone else danced was everything!!! 😄😄😄😄😄

thank you, Seth!! we love you!💟

When you vote for POTUS you are also endorsing their future administration... and Donnie's team would be an absolute nightmare!! Vote Blue 💙 folks!

@kathyvilleneuve1372

5 күн бұрын

❤ Add a reply Kathy Villeneuve 1372 😂 public 0:00

@heavymetalbassist5

5 күн бұрын

Anyone with a chance that's not trump

@Opinionsrnotfacts574

5 күн бұрын

Under the terms of his parole, Trump cannot consort with known criminals so any future administration would be limited to Barron and Tiffany.

@dandotvid

5 күн бұрын

Blue better give me a good reason to vote for them. Not a reason to not vote for the other guys.

@MsSusanCunningham

5 күн бұрын

@@dandotvid How about vote for Biden if you ever want to see another presidential election! Have you read Project 2025, it's full of great reasons to not vote for the other guys!!

Nobody has ever asked that question because nobody has ever been that dumb.

@Charles53412

4 күн бұрын

Say the one supporting a guy who said his uncle was eaten by Cannibals! LMAO!

@pwilliam255

4 күн бұрын

I bet that doctor said the same thing when he asked her about shining lights into the body to kill Covid. 😂

@Charles53412

4 күн бұрын

@@pwilliam255 LMAO! You do know that the light therapy actually worked, just like bleach on all surfaces, and even ivermectin, right?

@pwilliam255

4 күн бұрын

@@Charles53412 he said light into the body. She looked at him like he had horns coming out of his head.

@pwilliam255

4 күн бұрын

@@Charles53412 and Trump said injecting bleach into the body, not on surfaces. Nice try.

Just gonna say the graphics dept has really stepped it UP this week 🎉💥

Bravo this C.L had me laughing til I choked. And yes I was smoking a joint as always when I watch BUT this was definitely laughter choking. And I must say, well done guys. 😅

As someone who occasionally stands awe-struck at live music, I'm a bit miffed at the heat Biden's getting for clearly just enjoying the show

The notion that anyone would intentionally pin a felony on a high-profile, politically vulnerable family member in order to HIDE BIGGER CRIMES is so agonizingly ludicrous. Yes, let me expose the skeletons in my closet to intense judicial scrutiny, and hope that said scrutiny somehow doesn't notice the much bigger skeletons in said closet. It's foolproof! .

@artbargra

4 күн бұрын

And yet, when their orange Messiah does that for free, then it's suddenly anyone's fault _but_ his. I swear, MAGA brings doublethink skills to Olympic levels.

@Tsudico

4 күн бұрын

My question is this, if Biden was able to so easily get 12 jurors to convict his son then how come the House hasn't been able to impeach Biden yet? Don't Republicans have a majority in the House, so couldn't they just force the impeachment through? Haven't they spent over a year gathering "evidence" of Biden's Impeachable offenses? How long did it take to gather evidence to impeach Bill Clinton?

@fernandomorales2423

4 күн бұрын

It makes sense using the criminal MAGA/GOP logic, that is exactly what they would do, no joke.

@brianisaac1575

4 күн бұрын

It does work, because people are dim.

@jeffreyquinn3820

4 күн бұрын

It's especially devious how they convinced a Trump-appointed judge to convict Hunter Biden.

The “jumping over” part has had me laughing since I heard him say this!

I love that you can pick out Wally's laugh in the crowd in the "Seth is still hung up" bit.

Yes, he said no one’s ever asked me this question because it was so stupid he didn’t know how to respond.

"Nobody's ever asked [him] that question." Well yes Donald, and I'd be concerned if the rest of his clientele were a bunch of idiots with the critical thinking skills of a drunk toddler.

@jcoopes5604

5 күн бұрын

I don’t he knows how boats, batteries or magnets work!

@j3i2i2yl7

5 күн бұрын

The first thing Trump said in the last 9 years that I believe is "Nobody ever asked that question before".

@Gildedmuse

5 күн бұрын

​@@jcoopes5604 Seriously. How does he think submarines work? With a coal power furnace?

@dozzer009

5 күн бұрын

⁠@@Gildedmuse There are literally thousands of things he’s never thought about…getting caught for crimes was obviously one on those lol.

@williamstroud5449

5 күн бұрын

How many people HAVE EVER CALLED HIM SIR?

That Trump treading water bit was hilarious!! 😂

Extra Kudos to the Graphics Dept today , trump treading water Tickled the piss outta me ! 🤣🤣

People are calling Trump's dance the "Double Handy".

@lifewuzonceezr

5 күн бұрын

It is

@christopherweise438

5 күн бұрын

Also known as "The Boebert".

@TalentedLMT

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@TalentedLMT

5 күн бұрын

I wish I could like this comment twice!!😂😂

@jacobsims8307

5 күн бұрын

I haven't seen you in a while Commander. 🎉

So damn hilarious “must be my relationship to MIT” 😂😂😂 such a stable genius.

@clarencegreen3071

5 күн бұрын

Mr. Ed was a stable genius. He had horse sense.

@jokendrick2124

5 күн бұрын

A veritable rocket scientist, haha !

@barbaramonaco105

5 күн бұрын

"Very smart!" 😂

2:45 The guy to his left, backwards hat & sunglasses, is going "Like WTF?"

We love your show and your wonderful family!!! 😂❤🎉🙏❤❤😊 Thank you!!!

Nobody's ever asked [him] that question." Well yes Donald, and I'd be concerned if the rest of his clientele were a bunch of idiots with the critical thinking skills of a drunk toddler.

@amburglar92

5 күн бұрын

You literally copied and pasted someone else’s comment.

@sherinameless1618

5 күн бұрын

@@amburglar92 "she" is a sexbot

@Rugelacharugula

5 күн бұрын

@@amburglar92 and you literally need a life.

@leliad7602

5 күн бұрын

If the boat builder really said that, he didn't say it in wonder. He said it meaning that no idiot ever asked him such a stupid question!

@SayAhh

5 күн бұрын

ignore bot

I'm amazed every day how many boats sink from their weight... 😂😂😂😂😂

@scottramsay7439

5 күн бұрын

It is only a miracle or very lucky chance that most boats float at all. They could all disappear beneath the waves at any moment.

Your Fonzi impression kinda turned into Andrew Dice Clay. Hickory dickory dock we're gonna rock around the clock! Ayyy!

I think I could listen to Seth's impressions of high Biden and high Trump for an absurdly long amount of time. Seriously Seth, do more of that

Omg 😮and people wants to vote for this man 😳🤦🤦

@yesand5536

5 күн бұрын

They are CRAVING higher status without any change to anything about them. Donald will give that to them (so they think), so they will never let go. It's their only ticket.

@Rook98766

5 күн бұрын

92 million an me voteing for trump

@lisadeak5723

5 күн бұрын

The emperor has no clothes

@grmpEqweer

5 күн бұрын

​@@lisadeak5723and little brains under that tribble on his head.

@hrma6313

4 күн бұрын

@@Rook98766 Yes, "voteing", right ?