Next Trump interview on Fox News: "Totally unfair that I wasn't allowed to testify."

@izabelasiczek3547

12 күн бұрын

100% !

@davidlundquist1979

12 күн бұрын

"Also, there was some guy in a robe telling the jury what to do! How is that allowed?"

that ground zero joke was a dark roast

@appaatemomo-freePalestine

12 күн бұрын

Brewtiful

@handmadehearts

12 күн бұрын

Clever - but 9/11 still hurts.

@AbsurdlyGeeky

11 күн бұрын

That joke's probably going to keep me up all night.

@user-in1hh2nh9v

10 күн бұрын

Could someone pls explain the joke?

@appaatemomo-freePalestine

10 күн бұрын

@@user-in1hh2nh9v roast=a joke about someone; it was a dark joke, thus a dark roast, which is also a kind of coffee

“Guiliani served with an indictment at his own birthday party”. This just keeps getting better and better.

@moniqueengleman873

12 күн бұрын

Ikr? You can't make this stuff up.😂

@pejbartolo2365

12 күн бұрын

That is just second to the Four Seasons.

@tanazinn8484

12 күн бұрын

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MrDLOC11

12 күн бұрын

He been hiding 😅😂

Ronny was on fire tonight!!! 🔥

Whaaaaaaa, he kept saying he’d testify and then didn’t? Don’t tell me the guy who charged people for invalid diplomas is full of bs too, I can only take so much disappointment.

@notme2day

12 күн бұрын

🤣

@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq

12 күн бұрын

He is so nasty

@thebagelsproductions

12 күн бұрын

I've been looking into this guy, and lemme tell ya.... his record is patchy.

@iyamwhatiyam547

12 күн бұрын

@@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq TFG's deplorable :)

@pejbartolo2365

12 күн бұрын

@@thebagelsproductions patchy? His record is just patches. Bet there is no spot that is not patched.

The Don has always promised, but has never delivered. That Rudy coffee commercial looks way too much like an SNL sketch.

@rich9757

12 күн бұрын

🤣it does🤣

@gregorysedmunds2843

11 күн бұрын

Probably some of the same writers as SNL

Giuliani Coffee, Trump Bible, all a bunch of grifters.

@publicuser2534

12 күн бұрын

The most entertaining rendition of Happy Birthday I have seen in a while 😂

@iyamwhatiyam547

12 күн бұрын

its the upsidedown :/

@stephenstjohn5239

12 күн бұрын

Right wingers are such easy marks.

@dianewaynewood4477

12 күн бұрын

Who's buying their products? No one I know.

@katherinegray5086

12 күн бұрын

The scariest thing about these two Grifters, is , the number of people who believe trump & his circus clowns !! When did America stop being the Greatest Nation on Earth & become an international, frightening stage for these con-men? ....🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪

For a guy who complained about the gag order, he didn't want to testify??? Wow😂😂😂 what a surprise

@loveydovey802

12 күн бұрын

I loved it when he said he couldn't testify because of the gag order.

He's going to testify... right after the IRS releases his 2015 tax returns!

@MFTgal

12 күн бұрын

And school grades...

@rcpilot179

12 күн бұрын

And the new health care plan

@tski3458

12 күн бұрын

and a plan a contraception the wall Drug prices ect ect

@ActivelyVacant

12 күн бұрын

He just doesn't have the time to testify because these trials are illegally taking time away from his 2028 campaign.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

12 күн бұрын

As soon as the audit is over

Grounds Zero would have been 2001% better.

@JK_Clark

12 күн бұрын

I'm 911% sure it wouldn't

The difference? It's the oath and the penalty of perjury. He was never going to testify.

Easiest poker player ever. Call his bluff when he starts playing the accordion.

@anthonyrichardson343

12 күн бұрын

Or turns to the side when he speaks, or....oh he'll any time he opens his mouth

@annbloise4692

12 күн бұрын

😂

@wyskass861

12 күн бұрын

He's the most transparent person for being such a constant liar. An open book, just take what he says as opposite and it's true. Not even an exaggeration.

@justinbarion2269

12 күн бұрын

Then it really says something that most of America hasn't called his bluff.....

@ianmarshall9144

11 күн бұрын

Fisherman's tic .

Wouldn't the nation be better in so many different ways if trump were just gone.

@notme2day

12 күн бұрын

The whole world in fact!

@carlosleger8475

12 күн бұрын

It would be great if he just admitted to the country that he is unfit for office.

@Tony_AM009

12 күн бұрын

Unfortunately, at this point, he isn't the only one who needs to be removed and/or disqualified from holding any position of power within the US in order to improve it. A lot of changes would also need to happen in terms of legislation, government, regulation, the justice system, education, healthcare, business, agriculture, and so much more. EDIT/Disclaimer: I'm not pro-Trump or pro-MAGA. Donald Trump should've been arrested, investigated, tried, and disqualified from holding office as soon as 2021 when the Jan. 6 insurrection happened. The point I was making when I first made this comment was that Trump isn't the only problem that needs to be addressed.

@closethockeyfan5284

12 күн бұрын

​@Tony_AM009 This. Trump and his ilk are a useful foil to pretend the systems themselves aren't horribly broken--and no, not in a way that requires any less than an overhaul.

@DystopianUtopia8

12 күн бұрын

He's the bull in the China shop for the billionaires to threaten us with. When he dies his kids will still be there.

He'll not debate President Biden either

@publicuser2534

12 күн бұрын

Do you think he will actually back out of that?

@chantallennox1201

12 күн бұрын

He’ll talk in a room with Biden but he doesn’t know how to debate. Then afterward he’ll say whatever he wants on Fox and his supporters will believe his spin.

@handmadehearts

12 күн бұрын

He's already hedging the debates. His hair is furious. *Hair Furor*

@stephenstjohn5239

12 күн бұрын

@@publicuser2534 He wants Biden to be drug tested, so when Biden says no Trump can claim it's "rigged" and back out.

@lindagraham2779

12 күн бұрын

Yeah, seeing is believing.

The Ronny Cheing nerd bit was hilarious.

@pt8169

12 күн бұрын

Would have been better if it had been up against a nerd, which Kosta doesn't see to be. That said, agreed. Super funny!

@amytuite7449

10 күн бұрын

And Ronny has a law degree, so he is absolutely a nerd.

Of course he won't since he is a big coward. 🙄

@annbloise4692

12 күн бұрын

And guilty!

@myflippinggoodness8821

12 күн бұрын

YES! THAT is the word we should use, ppl. It's got some oomf behind it 😗👌

@Cheater357

12 күн бұрын

Bigly even

@Redridge07

12 күн бұрын

@cpmf2112 He didn't testify because he was a coward. Trump didn't testify because he has been lying.

@TinyTNT463

12 күн бұрын

Why would his lawyers encourage his big mouth to testify when they likely suspect the prosecution's case has been blown already. No need to get an interception like the Seahawks vs. Patriots when you've got it in the bag.... unless they don't...

A Giuliani Coffee flavor: Buzzin' Cousins

@notme2day

12 күн бұрын

Ghouliani covfefe.

@flyrobin2544

12 күн бұрын

Served' hot!

Ronny praising Shang Chi...because he was in it. Lol

"Order now and shipping is doubled." 🤣😂😆

🎶 It's my party and I'll get served if I want to. Served if I want to. Served if I want to. You would get served too if you spewed what I spewed. 🎶

@williamduffy1227

12 күн бұрын

That's gold bro... 😅😅😅😅

@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq

12 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂

@5400bowen

12 күн бұрын

One of my favorites…who was that?

@Janebunni25

12 күн бұрын

I'm singing that from now on 😂

@ds5436

12 күн бұрын

👏👏👏

I still maintain that the employee at Four Seasons Total Landscaping is an American hero.

As an aussie I honestly don't know why Gina is upset, the artist put her in a collection of prominent australians, her portrait hanging alongside people who have had real impacts on the country and the culture, she should be proud to be considered a part of that group. She should also probably go to prison for a number of reasons, but that's unrelated.

@LinguaPhiliax

12 күн бұрын

It's because terrible people care way too much about their appearance than their actions or the consequences for them.

@jamesrichards2980

12 күн бұрын

The portrait is absolutely terrible, but to be fair all of the portraits are also terrible. That artist is definitely not very talented

@tski3458

12 күн бұрын

​@@jamesrichards2980agreed...

@DilapidatedCat

12 күн бұрын

She's probably mad that she's in proximity to Adam Goodes

@32MrMuffinman

12 күн бұрын

@@jamesrichards2980 Terrible? I thought that portrait was very flattering once I saw the photos of her

Costa is great! Will never forget his lessons on how to "stand" just like Donny! Still chuckle about it!👏👍😁

6:41 I’m getting some real Francisco Goya _“Saturn Devouring His Son”_ vibes in her portrait! 😂

Mr Kosta... 👏👏👏👏👏

@sharhondahurd2037

12 күн бұрын

YES!!

@jeremybirmingham2316

12 күн бұрын

Your comment has a little tab underneath it saying 'translate to English' which I find of itself to be hilarious. Btw, translated it remains the same.

After seeing Rudy "smiling" in HD... I can't sleep. I'm scared to close my eyes.

@5400bowen

12 күн бұрын

Try hypno therapy, what have you got to lose now?!?

@simond.455

12 күн бұрын

Or as Michael did: Full contact ice hockey without a helmet. 😆

@kingjamos2422

12 күн бұрын

@@simond.455 I, for one, just go play baseball... as the ball.

The DEFENSE HAS RESTED?????? From what I’ve seen. He’s been “resting” for the past several days sleeping at his trial. Am I the only one who wonders “ WHO DOES THAT DURING THEIR TRIAL “??????

@dianewaynewood4477

12 күн бұрын

Ha!

@beecnul8r

12 күн бұрын

I watched a trial where the defendent fell asleep! The judge yelled out "WAKE UP!" Then he told him to be awake during the trial, or else he would be in jail fot contempt!

@thedude925

11 күн бұрын

​@@beecnul8r I've seen someone get contempt for refusing to take off a plain color, no logo, ordinary baseball cap.

Donald Trump didn’t take the stand? I’m loss for words, this is The Biggest Shocker of all times!! 😳🤣

@SayAhh

12 күн бұрын

He lied again. Luckily, I didn't hold my breath.

@LyonsM

12 күн бұрын

I’m shocked as well. Say it ain’t so but he said……………..well, he lied again.

@gamepapa1211

12 күн бұрын

I'm shocked! SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

@meanpersonable

12 күн бұрын

Some people didn't seem to get your sarcasm.

@jd190d

12 күн бұрын

The best clue that trump will not testify is when he says he will testify. You can bank on that outcome every time.

The wonderful irony was the person who served Giuliani did so after joining in with the guests singing happy birthday 😂😂😂😂

I'm liking the rotation of the correspondents as hosts. I think this is the best solution, rather than trying to find someone else.

@wisconsinfarmer4742

11 күн бұрын

With the between time they are ready to hit it in top form. Keeps it fresh.

Always enjoy Kosta’s energy

Michael never disappoints! ❤❤❤

Love MIchael's delivery.

Michael and this episode were on fire 🔥

Pretty telling when the guy who loves the sound of his own voice won't even take the stand in service of his own defense.

Trump would get pulled over for a DUI and then tell his followers that "he was pulled over for driving a car..."

@michaelharris8598

12 күн бұрын

I have a comment about Trump but I'd rather not be Baker acted.

@michaelbray109

12 күн бұрын

He would say he got pulled over for being too innocent.

@stevemckown6701

12 күн бұрын

The man doesn't have a clue how to drive. It requires the ability to share the road.

@mketcham5609

12 күн бұрын

He wasn't driving, he was "traveling" 😂

@MrVovansim

12 күн бұрын

Bold of you to assume he's fit to drive

The acts of cowardice.

@SayAhh

12 күн бұрын

If I were guilty, then I wouldn't testify, either, and potentially open myself up to perjury. Trump deserves to go to jail, but he doesn't have to testify if he doesn't want to.

@TheNzFox

12 күн бұрын

@@SayAhh trump doesn't need to be guilty to perjure himself, don't get me wrong he is, thats not even a question but if he was on stand he would start rambling and admit to 50 other crimes under oath

@sniffles8655

12 күн бұрын

​@@SayAhhYeah, but he is running for the highest office In the land. That right should be forfeited. I actually suggest that that right should be forfeited for all politicians as well as government employees and cops. It would save the nation a major headache. If they want to run for office then they should have no problem being honest and upfront.

The second that he said he was going to testify. We all knew that he wasn’t going to testify. 😂

Thank you for mentioning Gina Rhinehart, we want her whinging to go global! It’s hanging in the National Gallery of Australia (NGA) and she can’t control the NGA and it’s making her angry. Australia’s been debating this subject for last week and it’s great!

@kikilo9647

11 күн бұрын

She really made it a bigger issue like dude im in the DR and saw it on our news and every single youtuber i follow have talked about it😂

I thought the Rudy coffee was a parody til costa cut in

Happy Birthday Rudy…ALL AMERICA CELEBRATES🎉🎉🎉🪅🪅🪅👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣

@leemeyer748

12 күн бұрын

Another idiot

9:00 Scarlett you go for it - we back you. Not OK for them to take your voice and profit off it. You go get them girl.

Extraordinarily funny segment. Thank you 🙏

Rudy's coffee comes as a Long Black and can also be used as hair dye.

“Chocaly” - America’s favorite covfefe flavor.

Your honour, The defence is well rested! 😂🤣😂🤣

I love Kosta! His delivery is the bomb!

Ronny has been the most consistently funny correspondent 😂

@mojo500100

12 күн бұрын

Talented people on this show, but not everybody appreciates the profanity . Thank goodness for bleeps. 😆

That Australian woman's 'portrait'? Looked like Sarah Huckabee Sanders lol

This was a hilarious segment !!! 🤣😂🤣

Dump tells the truth?!?! Best joke I heard today.

Love Ronny Chieng. ❤❤❤❤

Let's start indicting those people in Michigan for doing the same thing

Happy birthday rudi. Nothing has brought me more pleasure in the last few years as you slapped with rico charges. It just keeps being hilarious.

@wisconsinfarmer4742

11 күн бұрын

I suspect that in the day when he was celebrated as the prosecutor for the people, he was really eliminating the competition.

All bullies are cowards...

Like I’ve been saying, Rudy, that’s what happens when you play with the Arizona Attorney General!! You get the Birthday present you deserve!! 💯 Happy belated Birthday, I mean served day Rudi!! 🤣

@wisconsinfarmer4742

11 күн бұрын

superb response time.

Kosta crushing it as per uuu-sh!

I hardly ever watch The Daily Show, but this Michael Kosta kid is fantastic!

Amen Mr Costa….

As an Australian, I apologise to my American cousins for polluting your minds with knowledge of Gina Reinhart. I do my level best to avoid knowledge of her too, but at times its kinda unavoidable. Especially when the news gets thin and we get more stories of her children and her fighting over their inheritance

@draco84oz

12 күн бұрын

Also - Kosta: Animals with pockets? Wait until you hear about the mammals that lay eggs.

@LinguaPhiliax

12 күн бұрын

@@draco84oz Unfortunately, most of them don't wear fedoras.

@chinkasuyaro8983

12 күн бұрын

@@draco84oz My family used to lay eggs too! It's been a while, though.

@user-ie1tz5rm8x

12 күн бұрын

In America the spiders have hair.... who'd a thunk ? Eh ?

@annbloise4692

12 күн бұрын

I think unfortunately that we Americans “trump” Australia, So no need to apologize 😊

Ronny is just SOLID AF! \m/

Ronny is awesome, too! Love these CC people! 👏👍😁

These two, Kosta and Ronny are so outrageously funny! 😂😂😂

“Ground Zero” holy f*ck. 😂 Pataki gets 50% of revenue.

"let me keep going" is a pretty classic line for those exact circumstances 😂

Ronny reached his Thanos period, I'm here for it.

Ronny’s report was HILARIOUS!!👏🏼👏🏼

Ronny is awesome

I've gotta say. When trump hits the corner and turns around to say "yes". Pretty funny.

That Ronny Chieng bit at the end was awesome.

Kosta nailed it here! So happy to see him develop a new character. Next up: Ronny Chieng! ❤

Ronny is the best!!!

Spot on, Ronny.

I'm old enough to remember when some orange criminal said "only the mob takes the 5th". Hes such a windbag.

"I tell the truth. All i can do is tell the truth." 😂😂😂

VOTE BLUE 2024!! 💙💙

@montana_patriot

12 күн бұрын

Absolutely not, I'm not a chomo.

@S.Shea2432

12 күн бұрын

@@montana_patriot, Cry those orange maga tears!! You’re forever crying for your little trumpy!! 🙄🙄

@AncientRe

12 күн бұрын

@@montana_patriot well have fun embracing a man who wants to feel up his daughter.

@apocalypse487

12 күн бұрын

​@@montana_patriot 🤡

@montana_patriot

12 күн бұрын

@@S.Shea2432 Now i'll need to run to my safe space, dye my hair blue, and forget what bathroom to use

I don’t want a chalkaley flavored coffee.

@wisconsinfarmer4742

11 күн бұрын

but chalk can settle an upset tummy.

Thank you Micheal Costa! well done sir!

@jamiegwhite30

11 күн бұрын

*Michael Kosta

Someone stole a voice and there's no Little Mermaid joke?

i salute you Ronny.🤣

Fani won in GA 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

This was great. Kosta killed it. Ronnie in the nerd segment was also hilarious.

'Animals with pockets? Who even thinks of this stuff' 😂🎉

I ❤️ Ronnie! He’s fantastic at saying the quiet parts out loud.

Liar liar #VonShittingpants on fire!

I love Michael Costa!

Those passive jokes are painfully hilarious.

Trump though they were talking about a hotdog stand

@JohnDoe-jh5yr

12 күн бұрын

He's not qualified to run that either.

Just wait eventually Donny will say they wouldn’t let him testify.

Oh, Ronny Chieng, genius.

I like how much Michael Kosta enjoys hosting

"That neighborhood has gotten real diverse, if you know what I mean."😂🤣😂

Ground Zero Coffee? Oh snap.

Nice. Thank you for defending Democracy. 🇺🇸❤️

Rudolph's "Time to Sober Up, Finally" Coffee. 🎉

Ronny Chieng in for the win

Was he listing off all the names of an all expenses paid luxury vacation to Mara Lardo or a list of conflicted judges the likes nobody as ever seen

This is some of the best writing this show has ever had. For real. Well done, y’all!

Wow, intelligent next level comedy and truth. Love u folks that are responsible for this

I love the variety of hosts

@wisconsinfarmer4742

11 күн бұрын

In rotation they always come out with their best swing.