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Desi Lydic provides an update on Trump’s criminal trial, where his lawyers’ attempts to discredit Michael Cohen turned into a roast of the former president. Plus, Sen. Menendez throws his wife under the bus at his corruption trial, and Josh Johnson weighs in on Virginia schools reinstating their Confederate namesakes. #DailyShow #Menendez #Trump
00:00 - Trump’s Lawyers Attempt to Discredit Michael Cohen
03:05 - Robert Menendez Throws His Wife Under the Bus at His Trial
05:11 - Virginia Schools Want to Reinstate Confederate Namesakes
07:35 - Josh Johnson Weighs in on the Confederate Name Change
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  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G27 күн бұрын

    The Confederacy and the Civil War lasted 4 years, and people demand they're remembered, while slavery existed for 246 years, and the same people want it forgotten.

  • @78cunobelin

    @78cunobelin

    27 күн бұрын

    This kind of knowledge both belongs here and is wasted here. Bravo.

  • @Brandon-ml2zw

    @Brandon-ml2zw

    27 күн бұрын

    We should let them know that no one alive today is a confederate soldier, that was so long ago, they need to just move on, since that’s what they love to tell any black person who’s been actively discriminated against in the current day.

  • @johnnyfreedom3437

    @johnnyfreedom3437

    27 күн бұрын

    You're beginning to understand the white supremacists! The Republicans are having a temper tantrum because Trump will have his mic cut and be unable to talk over Biden! We will get clear audio of exactly what Joe Biden says as well as Donald Trump! We'll see there's no comparison!!

  • @DamienBlade

    @DamienBlade

    27 күн бұрын

    Well to be fair, slavery is inconvenient to discuss.

  • @DisaffectedLiberal

    @DisaffectedLiberal

    27 күн бұрын

    Democrats should be the ones that want it gone. It’s a reminder of their dark past.

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcoxok9099
    @friendlyneighborhoodcoxok909927 күн бұрын

    Anybody else a huge fan of Josh? He's killing it.

  • @lisawolff3156

    @lisawolff3156

    27 күн бұрын

    Yes! Came to comments to say the same thing!

  • @lorrie2878

    @lorrie2878

    27 күн бұрын

    I'm loving him! (68 year old white woman here)

  • @Toywins

    @Toywins

    27 күн бұрын

    I've been watching Josh for years, he truly has the comedic gift. I hope he goes far.

  • @drinkmorecareless

    @drinkmorecareless

    27 күн бұрын

    Yeah, he’s an excellent addition.

  • @dm0016

    @dm0016

    27 күн бұрын

    He's the best of the newbies

  • @hillpunk92
    @hillpunk9226 күн бұрын

    As someone raised in the south and proud to be from the Ozark mountains. Schools shouldn't be named after brutal evil leaders that lost the wars they wrongly waged.

  • @kevinsmarts9953

    @kevinsmarts9953

    26 күн бұрын

    So 'Bush Elementary' is off the books?

  • @portsyde3466
    @portsyde346627 күн бұрын

    Considering they just replaced a statue in Arkansas with a statue of JOHNNY CASH, I don't think it's too hard to find alternatives to racist traitors from the Civil War that are also endearing to everyone in the South.

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    Johnny Cash ✅ David Alan Coe ❌

  • @robertnapier624

    @robertnapier624

    27 күн бұрын

    It shouldn’t be too hard especially since the us civil war was nearly 200 years ago and plenty of famous people have existed since then. And whilst civil war people are historical regardless, should modern people care about them to the point of naming buildings after them in today’s age when there have been several famous people that have come since the civil war?

  • @shanehayes855

    @shanehayes855

    26 күн бұрын

    I agree

  • @adamcoe

    @adamcoe

    26 күн бұрын

    Yeah but that's not really the point now is it Honestly the most insane thing about the entire situation is that it's taking place in Shenandoah County. They're boo hooing about the lack of racist heroes, while sitting on stolen land that they named after the people they stole it from.

  • @Mitsoxfan

    @Mitsoxfan

    24 күн бұрын

    It's Arkansas. That very well could be a mistake.

  • @CraigSmith568
    @CraigSmith56827 күн бұрын

    It always gets me how these Republicans are so proud that Lincoln was a Republican, yet they want these men who fought against Lincoln to be honored.

  • @publicuser2534

    @publicuser2534

    27 күн бұрын

    I wonder why we don’t see more statues and monuments of the men from WWII. After all, it was the “Greatest Generation”.

  • @samc9133

    @samc9133

    27 күн бұрын

    Lol, I just reframe it as progressives and conservatives. "Oh so you are proud that Lincoln was a progressive? I agree!" "No he was a Republican." "Right, the progressive party in that era! I agree!" Usually they just deny that the dynamics flipped after that, lol.

  • @Cdub1717

    @Cdub1717

    27 күн бұрын

    They are ignorant to the fact that there have been multiple party realignments since Lincoln. They claim Lincoln and at the same time flying confederate battle flags… they are nothing if not a contradiction.

  • @SecularFelinist

    @SecularFelinist

    27 күн бұрын

    And they worship the LOSERS who got their treasonous butts handed to them by Lincoln.🎩

  • @aloha2430

    @aloha2430

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@@samc9133 Is the title of progressive not somewhat subjective though?

  • @ericcarlson6822
    @ericcarlson682227 күн бұрын

    Just because he hates Trump doesn't mean Trump is innocent.

  • @Toywins

    @Toywins

    27 күн бұрын

    Exactly, it's all the more reasonable to hate him because it's TRUE!

  • @sophieoshaughnessy9469

    @sophieoshaughnessy9469

    27 күн бұрын

    Yes and I’m sorry to say I listened to that podcast because I honestly love to hear Trump taken down in his own favorite mafia style. Cmon America loves the mafia double cross thing.

  • @runfayalife

    @runfayalife

    27 күн бұрын

    It's not even an argument. I can't believe their wasting time with that defense. Does that mean that one chick isn't credible because she loves him? The U.S. is dumb.

  • @aloha2430

    @aloha2430

    27 күн бұрын

    And just because you hate Trump doesn't mean Trump's guilty.

  • @TimBitts649

    @TimBitts649

    27 күн бұрын

    Trump has one of these vegetables. 🥒It's important to see what an 80 year old cucumber is up to. Because that is real journalism.

  • @edspace2402
    @edspace240227 күн бұрын

    Desi and Josh are both kicking goals these days, I'm enjoying watching them get even better as the show continues.

  • @TheFailingHumanExperieme-ge4ov

    @TheFailingHumanExperieme-ge4ov

    26 күн бұрын

    7:23 The Zooish supremacy is so subtle. Favorite white people starts with Paul Rudd (Zooish) followed by actual white people. Black people never had a chance in Ismerikkka.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi9227 күн бұрын

    “I was able to slip into a bank and get a mortgage.” That was way funnier than it had the right to be. Chef’s kiss. Also, isn’t Jimmy Carter still alive? Granted, he’s 99 but still, better head on those shoulders than most of the GOP.

  • @allysonbeaulieu7351

    @allysonbeaulieu7351

    26 күн бұрын

    pretty sure JC is in hospice these days, sadly

  • @schan9547

    @schan9547

    26 күн бұрын

    I rather enjoyed that as well. The tastes of success and progress are far sweeter than hate.

  • @TheWinerdar

    @TheWinerdar

    26 күн бұрын

    Jimmy Carter is basically on his deathbed. He spent every moment he could building homes

  • @OrangesAndCookies
    @OrangesAndCookies27 күн бұрын

    Josh Johnson is quickly becoming one of my favorite correspondents. He's a absolute natural at this.

  • @Xeonerable

    @Xeonerable

    27 күн бұрын

    He's been delivering some lines perfectly, he's growing on me too.

  • @jkit3258

    @jkit3258

    27 күн бұрын

    You beat me to this comment. I could not agree more.

  • @Kemotherapy360

    @Kemotherapy360

    27 күн бұрын

    The man's a genius.

  • @Banquet42

    @Banquet42

    27 күн бұрын

    His stand up is great as well.

  • @dorianodet8064

    @dorianodet8064

    27 күн бұрын

    At first he was a bit annoying, but he's finding his mojo right now and slowly growing into the role. I think he'll do great long run

  • @joshuanblair91
    @joshuanblair9127 күн бұрын

    Instead of saying Stonewall elementary is named after the general, we rebrand as being named after the Stonewall riots in 1969. 😂

  • @andyb1653

    @andyb1653

    27 күн бұрын

    That's....... actually pretty clever

  • @andrewstevenson118

    @andrewstevenson118

    27 күн бұрын

    That is decent. Impressive. 🙂

  • @akka8588

    @akka8588

    27 күн бұрын

    I love it

  • @zufalllx

    @zufalllx

    27 күн бұрын

    Or maybe that place Humpty Dumpty fell off of

  • @oceanoflotion8630

    @oceanoflotion8630

    27 күн бұрын

    YAAAAS

  • @elgonzo5
    @elgonzo527 күн бұрын

    DOLLY PARTON ELEMENTARY should be real life.

  • @robertnapier624

    @robertnapier624

    27 күн бұрын

    Working 9 to 5 High School.

  • @savagepro9060

    @savagepro9060

    26 күн бұрын

    Kids will always be aBREAST of current affairs!

  • @rumrstv

    @rumrstv

    26 күн бұрын

    Absolutely! Dolly's a real southern hero not that racist traitor Lee.

  • @MoramothHauntz

    @MoramothHauntz

    26 күн бұрын

    I remember there was going to be a statue made of her and she said that money is better spent elsewhere

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    26 күн бұрын

    @@MoramothHauntz That statue would really be so expensive looking so cheap?

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse116827 күн бұрын

    Remember How We Lost The War To Keep Our Slaves High School

  • @willwebber6496

    @willwebber6496

    26 күн бұрын

    Too long for sports jerseys. Maybe "Get Over It High School" is more succinct?

  • @chrisp.3033

    @chrisp.3033

    26 күн бұрын

    @@willwebber6496 how about Whites stole children like they stole native land elementary?

  • @AbsentWithoutLeaving

    @AbsentWithoutLeaving

    26 күн бұрын

    @@willwebber6496 Or just "Slaves? What Slaves?"

  • @molly-gh4we

    @molly-gh4we

    26 күн бұрын

    Ding ding ding ding!

  • @louiswilson6950

    @louiswilson6950

    26 күн бұрын

    S & M Junior High ? With or Without a Gimp Suit ?

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername936927 күн бұрын

    Irony: Stormy is the only contractor trump ever actually paid, and Cohen might be the only trump lawyer to actually win a case.

  • @joancooney7724

    @joancooney7724

    27 күн бұрын

    And he paid off Karen McDougal, Trump had an affair with her for ten months

  • @sleepnomore6065

    @sleepnomore6065

    27 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @TheXtrafresh

    @TheXtrafresh

    27 күн бұрын

    🔥

  • @rhangman8284

    @rhangman8284

    27 күн бұрын

    Much better is the fact him trying to stiff her could be a major factor in him being convicted. Cohen testified that Trump wanted to string her along till after the election, because it didn't matter if it came out after. So bury the story without actually paying. The timeline and other evidence backs this up. On the other hand, Trump asserts that it was about his family, not the election. No way that fits. So if he wasn't so cheap, then be much harder to prove that it was about the election. In which case, no longer a felony. Jury just convicts on the lesser falsifying records bit.

  • @howardwylie1620

    @howardwylie1620

    26 күн бұрын

    THAT'S GREAT STUFF !

  • @mesektet5776
    @mesektet577627 күн бұрын

    Donny: “I’m sorry, who are you? Cohen: “Here’s a clue you destroyed me and my family!” Donny: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?!”

  • @revengefrommars

    @revengefrommars

    27 күн бұрын

    I understood that reference.

  • @GeneralDragon011

    @GeneralDragon011

    27 күн бұрын

    Oooh, clever.

  • @akka8588

    @akka8588

    27 күн бұрын

    Love the Batman beyond reference, although the real question is if he could actually formulate such a response?

  • @asheronwindspear552

    @asheronwindspear552

    27 күн бұрын

    Trump is even more toxic than the villain in that reference.

  • @lorenzolarue337

    @lorenzolarue337

    27 күн бұрын

    ....Oh, OUCH X 100....

  • @shendri21
    @shendri2127 күн бұрын

    I think what the Daily Show is doing right now is working. The correspondents and the hosts are smart, likable, and have great comedic timing.

  • @victorpradha9946

    @victorpradha9946

    26 күн бұрын

    It keeps the dynamic fresh. Sometimes the "anchor" can get a tad too familiar in the chair!

  • @Giantcrabz

    @Giantcrabz

    24 күн бұрын

    agreed!

  • @nyanuwu4209

    @nyanuwu4209

    24 күн бұрын

    If only they'd been doing stuff that worked when Trevor was in the chair...But then, no talk shows or comedy were working then.

  • @susyg82

    @susyg82

    23 күн бұрын

    Agreed! It also gives everyone the opportunity to play different roles.

  • @michaelmarsh8802
    @michaelmarsh880226 күн бұрын

    Anything named after a confederacy general should not receive federal funds: schools, roads, monuments. Any military base named after a confederate general should be closed.

  • @toughenupfluffy7294

    @toughenupfluffy7294

    26 күн бұрын

    Yes, because by definition the Confederacy was anti-American.

  • @american_cosmic

    @american_cosmic

    26 күн бұрын

    Didn't they already rename all the bases named after Confederate generals?

  • @daveg-Vancouver_Island

    @daveg-Vancouver_Island

    7 күн бұрын

    Absolutely, it’s so weird!

  • @vaniprod
    @vaniprod27 күн бұрын

    Desi is owning the turn to camera bit thanks to that killer hair flip! Girl power!!

  • @lorrie2878

    @lorrie2878

    27 күн бұрын

    She is absolutely hysterical.

  • @rumrstv

    @rumrstv

    26 күн бұрын

    That flip was totally killer!

  • @marksink1652

    @marksink1652

    22 күн бұрын

    And lovely just to look at too.

  • @natakug1
    @natakug127 күн бұрын

    The Civil war lasted 4 years. These the same kind of people that peaked in high school....which unironically is also 4 years.

  • @BinxyBrown

    @BinxyBrown

    27 күн бұрын

    Not for these people

  • @tonybippitykaye

    @tonybippitykaye

    26 күн бұрын

    To put it in another perspective, and to quote Doobus Goobus’ confederacy video, the Annoying Orange lasted 7 years and the confederacy only lasted 4. It’s genuinely baffling these people demand to have their “history and culture” recognized when they lost 150 years ago, were never even part of that, and it’s legacy was outlived by an Orange on KZread

  • @american_cosmic

    @american_cosmic

    26 күн бұрын

    @@tonybippitykaye it's not baffling at all. They're stuck in the past and they're deathly afraid of change. They're also racists. it's pretty simple, actually.

  • @deanfiora4227
    @deanfiora422727 күн бұрын

    RIGHT-WINGERS: Remember the Confederacy but forget Jim Crow!

  • @MrBurnsExcellent

    @MrBurnsExcellent

    26 күн бұрын

    PROUD RIGHT WINGER

  • @schan9547

    @schan9547

    26 күн бұрын

    @@MrBurnsExcellent yay for you?

  • @estebanvaldez3632

    @estebanvaldez3632

    26 күн бұрын

    ​@@MrBurnsExcellent Are you confessing, asking for sympathy, or begging for forgiveness?

  • @marksink1652

    @marksink1652

    22 күн бұрын

    Carry your banner high! In righteous and ignorant pride, forgetful of the shameful part. Really people have a well developed capacity for partialism, for seeing a thing selectively, shorn of its fuller context. It's an essential part of aesthetics, for example.

  • @TheREALJosephTurner
    @TheREALJosephTurner27 күн бұрын

    "While they were arguing over a black Little Mermaid, I was able to slip in and get a mortgage." I should have known better than to take a drink right before that one. LOL

  • @Kobe29261

    @Kobe29261

    26 күн бұрын

    The deeper insight of that spoint was lost on some; i.e. poor* black people have a lot more on their minds than statues - unfortunately

  • @UnexpectedDanger
    @UnexpectedDanger27 күн бұрын

    People that didn't go to school want to rename schools. Weird.

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex27 күн бұрын

    Naming American things after Confederates is equivalent to a school deciding to be called Bin Laden high.

  • @robertnapier624

    @robertnapier624

    27 күн бұрын

    Or Taliban Elementary.

  • @dreamcoyote

    @dreamcoyote

    26 күн бұрын

    9/11 Hijacker High so we "remember our history"? Epstein Elementary might just be a bit too soon though, yeah?

  • @MalikKillian

    @MalikKillian

    26 күн бұрын

    More like Timothy McVeigh High School. It's part of our history! Why are you trying to erase history!

  • @rumrstv

    @rumrstv

    26 күн бұрын

    Or the Germans erecting a statue to Rommel. A great general but look what he was fighting for - the extermination of an entire race of people!

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    26 күн бұрын

    @@robertnapier624 Well, the Taliban are very elementary...

  • @marshaparrish6340
    @marshaparrish634026 күн бұрын

    "They don't have much" Lol😆

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa00127 күн бұрын

    Desi's smile when her jokes land one after another after another is heart-warming. I hope she sleeps well tonight, big ol smile on her face. ❤

  • @IsuiGtz

    @IsuiGtz

    27 күн бұрын

    She has a million dollar smile. Maybe literally. Her screen presence, therefore, is astonishing.

  • @rebeccamcguffin4612

    @rebeccamcguffin4612

    26 күн бұрын

    And we know she doesn't have to get up early in the morning because she is happily kid free.. I love Desi!

  • @austinjoseph2881

    @austinjoseph2881

    26 күн бұрын

    Y’all weird

  • @thabraineater

    @thabraineater

    26 күн бұрын

    ​@@rebeccamcguffin4612 Wait, she was pregnant when she started at the Daily Show, so did something happen to her kid?

  • @athgowla687

    @athgowla687

    26 күн бұрын

    She is doing great, at the same time I actually prefer her keeping a straight face instead of smiling. I know she is in character as a correspondent and herself as a host, but imo it lands the joke better.

  • @ManiacRacing
    @ManiacRacing27 күн бұрын

    I live in Tennessee and I always feel kinda sorry for the "Southern Heritage" types. It's just so pathetic to be pining for a LOSING army. I guess they don't see the irony

  • @zufalllx

    @zufalllx

    27 күн бұрын

    I guess I don't either. What's ironic about it?

  • @leapintothewild

    @leapintothewild

    27 күн бұрын

    I was reared in Tennessee, and once I was old enough to learn about the civil war knew we deserved to lose!

  • @ManiacRacing

    @ManiacRacing

    27 күн бұрын

    Lol @@zufalllx

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    @@ManiacRacing by pining for a losing team, it appears the prophesy has come true - they've just had so many wins since Mr. T was in office, so much winning, many such cases, I guess they really did get sick of winning! XD

  • @daveapplemotors

    @daveapplemotors

    26 күн бұрын

    @@zufalllx The 'party of Lincoln' wants to celebrate the generals who tried to destroy the United States. SHEESH. Look up irony if that doesn't make your head spin.

  • @abbybrown638
    @abbybrown63827 күн бұрын

    Honey run is an objectively adorable name for an elementary school.

  • @tscottshea
    @tscottshea26 күн бұрын

    Josh Johnson's words here were the best crafted comedy/actual truth ever. He just nails it bang bang bang. I was barely done saying "that's brilliant" and he'd do it again. More Josh Johnson, please! :)

  • @acdcljb
    @acdcljb27 күн бұрын

    Very similar to naming places after Nazis in Germany. Of course Germans do not try to that.

  • @andrewstevenson118

    @andrewstevenson118

    27 күн бұрын

    Yeah, I can only imagine the Germans erecting statues to Rommel or Model.

  • @carlsaganlives5112

    @carlsaganlives5112

    27 күн бұрын

    "Josef Mengele Children's Research Hospital" "Himmler School of Locomotive and Fire Safety" "Eva Braun Cosmetology Institute"..

  • @juliewoodman2439

    @juliewoodman2439

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@andrewstevenson118 Instead they leave small plaques informing people what it was previously called. This recognises history without glorifying it.

  • @NmpK24

    @NmpK24

    27 күн бұрын

    As a non-American, I always found it strange they still want to name their schools after losers. Don't they call that un-American?

  • @organbuilder272

    @organbuilder272

    26 күн бұрын

    Not the same at all. If you want to count atrocities, however, ask yourself what the north did. People living an glass houses should not be throwing stones.

  • @charybdis8113
    @charybdis811327 күн бұрын

    "My name is Michael Cohen. You destroyed me and my family. Prepare to get roasted."

  • @rob2257

    @rob2257

    27 күн бұрын

    “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya….”

  • @Mububban23

    @Mububban23

    27 күн бұрын

    Trump is INNOCENT!!! You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means….

  • @user-ku4yh4xc9s

    @user-ku4yh4xc9s

    27 күн бұрын

    @@Mububban23 If the Tangerine toddler is innocent, then why do people that work for him end up in jail...

  • @donDiago

    @donDiago

    26 күн бұрын

    A 14-year-old MMM! Michael has been hanging around the schoolyard again, and this one will return and put him away for much longer.

  • @darthmarvin247

    @darthmarvin247

    26 күн бұрын

    @@user-ku4yh4xc9s I think you missed the reference. Mububban is using another line from The Prince's Bride (the movie being referenced by the OP) to make fun of the people that claim Trump is innocent.

  • @elfdream2007
    @elfdream200726 күн бұрын

    I'm glad national attention is being focused on Shenandoah County. Virginia went through all the trouble to remove the monuments across the state, rename schools and this one county has to go backwards!

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse27 күн бұрын

    Imagine a newspaper article after a friday night game. " And stonewall jackson loses...again".

  • @Honey-Badgerin
    @Honey-Badgerin27 күн бұрын

    The sheer volume of "something I would say" is hilarious 😂. I mean is there not a topic of insult Cohen hasn't leveled at his former client yet?

  • @Rugelacharugula

    @Rugelacharugula

    27 күн бұрын

    Plus, this is New York. It’s nothing these people haven’t heard or probably said. I guarantee it doesn’t have the “effect” on the jurors they want it to.

  • @cuttwice3905

    @cuttwice3905

    27 күн бұрын

    Satan's Caprophagaus Stool

  • @NanDee-jr4dq

    @NanDee-jr4dq

    27 күн бұрын

    Cohen has contributed some real gems into the court records for trumps trial. I wish we could have heard trumps lawyer repeating those words.😂😂😂

  • @fatimamirza2100

    @fatimamirza2100

    27 күн бұрын

    Crowd favourite: Donald Von ShitzInPantz

  • @guinsey
    @guinsey27 күн бұрын

    You k*lled it today D and J.😂

  • @raedslacklines
    @raedslacklines27 күн бұрын

    I love how Josh Johnson kills it every single time.

  • @HJ-pm2dx
    @HJ-pm2dx26 күн бұрын

    Thanks for covering the Shenandoah schools. Josh nailed it with his coverage. These guys don't have much.

  • @gargwinvinesnake6961
    @gargwinvinesnake696127 күн бұрын

    Honey Run School sounds adorable

  • @pumpthewater419
    @pumpthewater41927 күн бұрын

    Embarrassed for people in Virginia.

  • @pietrojenkins6901

    @pietrojenkins6901

    27 күн бұрын

    That's the new Alabama with George Wallace. Truly backwards and embarrassing.

  • @lateefp80

    @lateefp80

    27 күн бұрын

    Well they are one of the dumbest states in the US

  • @andrewthomson870

    @andrewthomson870

    27 күн бұрын

    I'm sure they're used to it.

  • @aloha2430

    @aloha2430

    27 күн бұрын

    Virginia's a big state (8 million people), it was one small county (40 thousand people).

  • @AccelerateYourSuccess

    @AccelerateYourSuccess

    27 күн бұрын

    I'm embarrassed by them.

  • @mandog1086
    @mandog108627 күн бұрын

    "Hey, my Cousin's Kinda Hot High School" was gold.

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat0126 күн бұрын

    "Just the right amount of racist" is a phenomenal concept. Kudos to all involved with writing that

  • @ether_sect
    @ether_sect27 күн бұрын

    "Stonewall Jackson already sounds black." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JP-hj1il

    @JP-hj1il

    27 күн бұрын

    And he has black kids and there after.

  • @JB-lp9xr

    @JB-lp9xr

    27 күн бұрын

    He was! Before Stonewall Jackson was killed, the band was called The Jackson Six.

  • @user-zx4sr3fs4n

    @user-zx4sr3fs4n

    27 күн бұрын

    Exactly the point, that’s not an African name..

  • @CrystalLewis-um7fj

    @CrystalLewis-um7fj

    27 күн бұрын

    There was a black actor named Stoney Jackson. So you are wrong.

  • @gardenofsn5955

    @gardenofsn5955

    26 күн бұрын

    @@CrystalLewis-um7fj Wrong about what???

  • @CourageKarnga
    @CourageKarnga27 күн бұрын

    Ah, Virginia, the state for lovers... of the Confederacy!

  • @RomanticPhantom0

    @RomanticPhantom0

    26 күн бұрын

    the people in this clip are a vocal minority, they do not speak for all of us. i grew up close enough to have school rivalries with them, many people from VA hate these types of Virginians and are embarrased by them.

  • @victorpradha9946

    @victorpradha9946

    26 күн бұрын

    Shenandoah County borders West Virginia where bears outnumber human teeth and social dating sites have a selection box for "cousins acceptable".

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    26 күн бұрын

    @@victorpradha9946 Somehow West Virginia came off worse than the actual Confederacy re-animators in Shenandoah???

  • @anethers7545

    @anethers7545

    26 күн бұрын

    And of 12 year olds, isn’t that where the most child marriages happen!

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    26 күн бұрын

    @@victorpradha9946 How come West Virginia is coming worse off than the Confederacy re-animators in Shenandoah valley?

  • @merav252
    @merav25226 күн бұрын

    Josh Johnson is a awesome addition to the team!

  • @presceskys
    @presceskys27 күн бұрын

    Desi and Josh are my two favorites on this show!! 👏🏼 👏🏼

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj27 күн бұрын

    Josh Johnson making a lot of solid points, as usual.

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    26 күн бұрын

    It's really great he got that mortgage, too!

  • @MustYouHaveAUsername
    @MustYouHaveAUsername27 күн бұрын

    "Ask your wife about her day". Yeah right and there goes plausible deniability! No thanks...

  • @zufalllx

    @zufalllx

    27 күн бұрын

    Right? Like I want to be made an accomplice!

  • @backupplan6058

    @backupplan6058

    27 күн бұрын

    Exactly, as far as I know those are bags of flour and sugar she’s selling. I’m not going to question her very successful baking ingredient company that I’m sure is completely declared income.

  • @TheXtrafresh

    @TheXtrafresh

    27 күн бұрын

    plus, I don't have that kind of time! These COD-noobs aren't going to shoot themselves!

  • @scottthewaterwarrior

    @scottthewaterwarrior

    26 күн бұрын

    I keep trying, but she never responds, it's like my wife doesn't even exist! Wait...

  • @MikeGervasi

    @MikeGervasi

    26 күн бұрын

    Not to mention the rest of MY day.

  • @mallninja9805
    @mallninja980526 күн бұрын

    Re: that whole heritage thing: Hate *is* their heritage.

  • @ericar.6370

    @ericar.6370

    26 күн бұрын

    💯

  • @frankmagadan-bv5dh
    @frankmagadan-bv5dh27 күн бұрын

    I can listen to Michael Cohen sheeting on Trump all day long 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anamariaguadayol2335
    @anamariaguadayol233527 күн бұрын

    Not only should men ask their wives about their day, but more importantly, they should also listen to what they have to say. It might save you a trip to the courthouse 😄

  • @kevinsmarts9953

    @kevinsmarts9953

    26 күн бұрын

    tl:dr

  • @gzayas08
    @gzayas0827 күн бұрын

    I forget about my wifie's gold bars from time to time as well.

  • @emsauce75
    @emsauce7527 күн бұрын

    Why would anyone want losers for their school name?

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    Something for them to aspire to?... sorry, I can't 🤣

  • @daveg-Vancouver_Island

    @daveg-Vancouver_Island

    7 күн бұрын

    Birds of a feather and all that stuff! Lol

  • @adam346
    @adam34627 күн бұрын

    Might as well start naming schools after the British officers that tried to prevent the US independence makes about as much sense as using Confederates.

  • @robertnapier624

    @robertnapier624

    27 күн бұрын

    Or Benedict Arnold high school. Benedict Arnold being the fella who woke up one day and decided to defect to the British.

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    26 күн бұрын

    "The Charles Cornwallis Elementary at Yorktown, VA"

  • @kevinsmarts9953

    @kevinsmarts9953

    26 күн бұрын

    Or whole states, how about Virginia? Wait a second..

  • @peforster6725
    @peforster672527 күн бұрын

    Trump is on trial, not Cohen.

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    Of course Cohen is not on trial - he was being cross-examined by the defense counsel, i.e. "on cross" as it is known in Canada, an elementary court procedure the right to which is guaranteed to all Canadians and their representative barristers as established by the Canada Evidence Act, R.S.C., 1985, c. C-5, § 10(1). We've got a similar thing worked out down here, too, except we didn't wait until the mid-'80's to codify it. Then again, the U.S. didn't wait until the mid-'80's to shed the deadweight of the Crown from our shoulders either, so I guess all y'alls up there have an acceptable-ish excuse for taking so long... anyway, hope this helps.

  • @democraticrepublicofsprout7263
    @democraticrepublicofsprout726327 күн бұрын

    One of our favorites names is Cheeto Mussolini, he even walks like him too

  • @JB-lp9xr
    @JB-lp9xr27 күн бұрын

    How about a compromise? How about “Bobby Lee’s Plantation is Now a Cemetery for Union Soldiers High School”?

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    Found the BtB listener - high five, friendo 🙏

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo27 күн бұрын

    The people who keep wanting to go back to Confederate names are also the same people who shun participation trophies, which they also invented.

  • @estebanvaldez3632

    @estebanvaldez3632

    26 күн бұрын

    There should be no consolation prize for traitors.

  • @scottmeadeai
    @scottmeadeai27 күн бұрын

    Are they seriously trying to argue that Cohen's lies are worse than Trump's? Both have their faults, but the focus should be on the facts and evidence presented. This trial is about getting to the truth, no matter how messy it is.

  • @west_park7993

    @west_park7993

    27 күн бұрын

    plus, if they believe cohen is lying, they should remind him, and put him in jail for lying under oath.

  • @zufalllx

    @zufalllx

    27 күн бұрын

    Well that's the problem, they're very little facts in evidence. That's why they're forced to put Cohen up there

  • @infin1ty850

    @infin1ty850

    27 күн бұрын

    That's what defense attorneys do, it's kind of their entire purpose to try and discredit the witnesses from the prosecution. Y'all need to spend some time in a court room to see how trials actually function.

  • @sweetiebird544

    @sweetiebird544

    27 күн бұрын

    Yup, evidence presented. And there are BOXES of it

  • @jacobisbell9388

    @jacobisbell9388

    27 күн бұрын

    It's worse, this picture of Cohen as a serial liar started because he confessed to lying FOR Donald Trump. Somehow Trump supporters conveniently forget that little fact.

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel27 күн бұрын

    I like Cohen. It's like having Don Rickles testify against you.

  • @DonariaRegia

    @DonariaRegia

    27 күн бұрын

    Hollywood should cast him in a movie as a mob lawyer. He wouldn't even have to act.

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    Whatta hockeypuck

  • @donDiago

    @donDiago

    26 күн бұрын

    A 14-year-old MMM! Michael has been hanging around the schoolyard again, and this one will return and put him away for much longer.

  • @McCrapweasel

    @McCrapweasel

    26 күн бұрын

    @@donDiago ............... What?

  • @voidhawkslx
    @voidhawkslx27 күн бұрын

    This is the defense? I guess that means that victims can no longer testify against their assailants anymore? "Your honor, can my defendants abused wife really be trusted? Clearly she's out to get him" Yea, that's kind of what happens when you commit crimes, the people who suffered for those crimes tell the truth in the hopes that they receive justice. Legal Retribution.

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    It's called "cross-examination of a witness" - I'm sure you've heard the term before, maybe on TV or in a movie, but fun fact, it's a real law thingy! The idea is to poke holes in the given testimony, and ideally catch the person under cross in a lie (or demonstrate the telling of a deliberate "un-truth"), thereby invalidating their entire testimony. This scenario is known as "perjury," and the goal is to induce the deponent into "perjuring" themself. Hope that help ✌

  • @darwin8653
    @darwin865326 күн бұрын

    Josh Johnson killing it as usual 🥂

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon843227 күн бұрын

    Embarrassed for Virginia! smh

  • @RomanticPhantom0

    @RomanticPhantom0

    26 күн бұрын

    these western-state hicks don't speak for all of us.

  • @crawkn
    @crawkn27 күн бұрын

    "Keep them busy fighting for little things so they won't notice the big things" is actually the Republican strategy. Guess it works for the other side too.

  • @zufalllx

    @zufalllx

    27 күн бұрын

    It works for every side. Right now it's working for those in power keeping the have nots against the haves.

  • @rshair31

    @rshair31

    26 күн бұрын

    Bingo!

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick124326 күн бұрын

    It is nice to watch Josh Johnson segments improve as he gains experience. Great job!

  • @bitwise2832
    @bitwise283227 күн бұрын

    Shame on the Shenandoah School Board.

  • @CatherinePrice-pz6id
    @CatherinePrice-pz6id27 күн бұрын

    I agree with Cohen's opinion about Dumpy Donnie.

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni040427 күн бұрын

    The crowd goes nuts whenever she does her hair flip

  • @pajaf0341
    @pajaf034127 күн бұрын

    Josh is getting to me, the more I see him. What a great addition to the team.

  • @gourillla
    @gourillla27 күн бұрын

    Desi is killing it. Such sharp, wicked humor. I'd be scared to get roasted by her.

  • @redkingrauri3769
    @redkingrauri376927 күн бұрын

    Y'know, my elementary school was named after John Brown despite the fact we never learned about him throughout my ENTIRE school career. I fear if any parents learned about him they'd demand the name be changed even though he was a hero for civil rights pre civil war. And knowing our idiots in charge they'd want a confederate name for it despite our state not being in the confederacy.

  • @reeveswarren5907
    @reeveswarren590727 күн бұрын

    I'm so glad Josh Johnson is on the show. He's a great comedian with the knowledge

  • @user-fo5rq1fo8l
    @user-fo5rq1fo8l26 күн бұрын

    I love listening to Desi! She’s the best! And why can’t a liar testify against another, bigger liar!

  • @BackwoodsFilms
    @BackwoodsFilms27 күн бұрын

    Just go ahead and make Desi the permanent Daily Show host already. Nobody does it better.

  • @dps8629
    @dps862927 күн бұрын

    Man, that guy puts in work. He is always touring and doing the daily show. It's nuts.

  • @jayneroberts1236
    @jayneroberts123627 күн бұрын

    Michael Cohens podcast is actually really funny. He has done great guests on

  • @Rugelacharugula

    @Rugelacharugula

    27 күн бұрын

    Plus, as a juror, I wouldn’t view a witness’s resentment of the defendant as discrediting on its face. In fact, in context, tfg ruined his life. Doing what? Breaking the law. If I did time for someone else? I’d be skeeved too. The mere fact Cohen hates him doesn’t *disprove* the facts of the case.

  • @judithbecker564

    @judithbecker564

    27 күн бұрын

    Great interview with Roy Cohn’s cousin on facts about Cohn’s life and activities, mentored Trump to our detriment everlasting

  • @nuschlerclark895

    @nuschlerclark895

    27 күн бұрын

    jayneroberts1236….Can you translate that doggerel to English?

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@@nuschlerclark895 "Michael Cohen, Esq., produces and hosts a podcast, which I personally have found to be enjoyable to listen to as the content of the show is quite humorous and broadly so, such that I believe any listener to the podcast will agree it is funny, both in fact and in deed. Over the course of the series thus far, Mr. Cohen has welcomed an impressive roster of guests to his program, the contributory effect of whose presence have collectively increased the perceived quality of the program overall." ¿Comprende?

  • @AchtungEnglander

    @AchtungEnglander

    27 күн бұрын

    I watched 5 minutes and I saw is someone ranting, angry and very selective in their views. Nah.

  • @UFOUAPMagnet
    @UFOUAPMagnet27 күн бұрын

    Desi Lydic is my spirit animal

  • @chenzen1578
    @chenzen157826 күн бұрын

    6:55 Desi throwing her hair back and smiling made my day

  • @BATitaniumman
    @BATitaniumman27 күн бұрын

    Cohen's ad reads are the best! So much enthusiasm and energy, they really make having to listen to an ad read bearable, lol!

  • @tangelacarter6620
    @tangelacarter662027 күн бұрын

    I enjoy Cohen's podcast because I agree with his sentiments towards Trump.❤

  • @donDiago

    @donDiago

    26 күн бұрын

    A 14-year-old MMM! Michael has been hanging around the schoolyard again, and this one will return and put him away for much longer.

  • @AmosAmerica
    @AmosAmerica27 күн бұрын

    "Grown up Cabbage Patch Kid" - Nailed it!

  • @maxruedy951
    @maxruedy95127 күн бұрын

    Cohen is the guy that came up with the name Donald Von Shitzinpantz for Sleepy Don.

  • @terriwoods8555
    @terriwoods855527 күн бұрын

    Lol, loved the "My cousin's hot" school name!

  • @Lumi_xoxo2
    @Lumi_xoxo227 күн бұрын

    Stormy Daniels - category 5 .

  • @andrewstevenson118

    @andrewstevenson118

    27 күн бұрын

    Pretty sure I can change that with a Sharpie. See... done. No problem.

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@@andrewstevenson118 ~golf clap~

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    26 күн бұрын

    @@andrewstevenson118 I am sorry, but does that sharpie-written shape of the storm look an awfully lot like a d...?

  • @mgovenmiller
    @mgovenmiller26 күн бұрын

    Thanks Josh.

  • @potatopirate5557
    @potatopirate555727 күн бұрын

    Josh and Desi did a great job here. 👏

  • @teresasavi8821
    @teresasavi882127 күн бұрын

    Josh has a tailored suit people, it is ON! Love Josh Joshson 😂. He’s a prolific writer AND the camera loves him.

  • @annelousteau9799
    @annelousteau979927 күн бұрын

    Josh Johnson is just fabulous!!! ❤

  • @sleepnomore6065

    @sleepnomore6065

    27 күн бұрын

    Just wondering when he will hit puberty bc his voice is on some next-level prepubescent shyt! 😂

  • @Atmatan_Kabbaher
    @Atmatan_Kabbaher27 күн бұрын

    We asked for more Desi, and they listened 🥰

  • @The_Hagseed

    @The_Hagseed

    27 күн бұрын

    Uhh... they've all been getting the same rotation....

  • @Atmatan_Kabbaher

    @Atmatan_Kabbaher

    27 күн бұрын

    @@The_Hagseed I don't remember Kosta getting three interviews in a single day 🤔

  • @eddy7236
    @eddy723627 күн бұрын

    Honest question - why do they like honouring people who lost a war?

  • @ericar.6370

    @ericar.6370

    26 күн бұрын

    Because WS is strong. Most of the schools and statutes were named as a response to the civil rights movement.

  • @yippieskippy2971
    @yippieskippy297127 күн бұрын

    Great writing! Great delivery! Great crowd! Well done! 🖖🌈💚

  • @nickborn2369
    @nickborn236927 күн бұрын

    great video, Josh was funny, and we love you Desi

  • @eddie25445
    @eddie2544527 күн бұрын

    Desi killed it on this one. Bravo!

  • @stewartdavies929
    @stewartdavies92927 күн бұрын

    6:39 why don’t these people get so riled about the KKK stealing their flag?

  • @jonathanmatthews8862

    @jonathanmatthews8862

    27 күн бұрын

    Fun fact: the “confederate flag” that most people know isn’t the real one. That’s the battle flag that racists co-opted after the war ended. Most people don’t recognize the real flag of the confederacy. That’s also how you know this is a bunch of BS; they don’t care or know about history.

  • @wisconsinfarmer4742

    @wisconsinfarmer4742

    27 күн бұрын

    KKK unified school district

  • @willowrainwinchester3419
    @willowrainwinchester341927 күн бұрын

    I love Desi, especially as Host. ❤

  • @climbingbacktosanity

    @climbingbacktosanity

    23 күн бұрын

    I know! Give her the job as host!

  • @donnellmccauley9424
    @donnellmccauley942427 күн бұрын

    Cohen pod cast is awesome! D!k-bag Donny was a favorite. 🤩

  • @xKALLx1
    @xKALLx127 күн бұрын

    Desi and Josh are great, love their skits, real great back and forth.

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight27 күн бұрын

    Thank you for a wonderful week of Desi. 😍😍😍😍

  • @johnhammond9962
    @johnhammond996227 күн бұрын

    "Heinrich Himmler High School"

  • @acdcljb

    @acdcljb

    27 күн бұрын

    lol yes

  • @SamLanena
    @SamLanena27 күн бұрын

    Ah, Desi. Such a talent.

  • @QuidamByMoonlight
    @QuidamByMoonlight27 күн бұрын

    Desi is such a cutie pie! And Josh crushed the end segment. Yeah, if they’re fighting of HS names, they don’t have much going on in life. “It’s just racist enough” is brilliant. 🤣😅

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker26 күн бұрын

    _This_ is the *commentary we've all been waiting* for!

  • @beoweasel
    @beoweasel27 күн бұрын

    @5:53 It's weird how they're intent on renaming the school after Turner Ashby. Lee, I get (even though he spent little of his time in the state prior to the CIvil War), but Ashby? Ashby wasn't some celebrated commander, he participated in all of FOUR BATTLES during the Civil War, two of which were Confederate Defeats (including one where he potentially outnumbered the Union side SEVEN TO ONE), and of the two victories, the former the Confederates outnumbered the Union by 3 to 1, and in the latter, *he was killed in the battle, potentially by his own side*.

  • @brianbogan3363

    @brianbogan3363

    27 күн бұрын

    I live here and that's my old school, what's worse is, in the neighboring County of Rockingham there's a high school named Turner Ashby that got thousands of signatures on a petition back in 2020 to keep the name. All 3 schools were built in the late 50's and named as a response to the Brown v. Board of Education ruling.

  • @rocketsalad

    @rocketsalad

    27 күн бұрын

    @@brianbogan3363 yikes. gotta be honest, this makes me deeply sad to hear ;/ edit: just to be clear, i'm glad you're around, particularly as a voice of reason in a sea of chowderheads. still, oy, i mean, really, just yikes, sorry you have to live around that :c

  • @ericar.6370

    @ericar.6370

    26 күн бұрын

    @@brianbogan3363yikes 😮

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