I was disappointed at first that Jon wasn't going to host every episode, but now that I've tuned in more often I do adore the whole TDS team. Desi is one of my favorites.

@whiskyjames4200

20 күн бұрын

She's mine... I'm in love with her. ❤

@user-fl3sr2kh5c

20 күн бұрын

She’s got great delivery

@mookiewilson4166

20 күн бұрын

Lol, I thought it was Trump Derangement Syndrome until I worked it out.

@sebastianag2966

20 күн бұрын

Idk I feel like all of them except Jordan Klepper is missing an actual genuine personality and isn't some sort of satirical amalgamation that this show seems to breed. Maybe it's just experience, or confidence, but it's a little weird how all of them have the same schtick when presenting.

@MichaelLochlann

20 күн бұрын

I feel like it would work better if they didn't have Jon. He would make Trevor look bad, much less the correspondents, whose delivery doesn't add much to the material. I like all the correspondents but nobody is going to be exciting opening up for the Beatles or the Rolling Stones.

The artist is brilliant for that painting. The last dying gasps of an empire built in blood.

@joycej9415

20 күн бұрын

Spot on!

@lindagoad2163

20 күн бұрын

Bit of a stretch. The Empire died about 50 years ago. Also, as opposed to all those peacefully made empires?

@splatzec

20 күн бұрын

@@lindagoad2163 🤦‍♂️ it’s art. I just shared my perspective, eye of the beholder and all that jazz.

@joycewills895

20 күн бұрын

​@@lindagoad2163Name the peaceful ones????

@gardenofsn5955

20 күн бұрын

@@joycewills895 That's the point of their comment

The butterfly is a monarch. "Bahdahbahdahboom"

@SoberOKMoments

20 күн бұрын

Well said! Made me laugh right out loud.

@hollivybez

20 күн бұрын

😂😂

@TheBusyJane

20 күн бұрын

The thing is cartoonish. It's giving stomping his little feet screaming "Respect the king!"

@All_Loves_Lost

19 күн бұрын

😂😂

@swilliams1759

18 күн бұрын

I like the painting. It certainly isn't stuffy. Has a 1960's vibe to it. Can't think of a particular artist , but I've definitely seen that style before in mid-century paintings.

They should always have the mics shut off when time is up. It’s unlistenable when people talk over one another

@Archimedeeez

20 күн бұрын

there's bound to be lots of that😅

@festivus4405

20 күн бұрын

And it’s hard to listen when people keep clapping and booing in the crowd.

@dennisharrell2236

20 күн бұрын

I was against having any debates unless Trump's mic was shut off when President Biden is speaking. I'm glad to see that everybody is aware of Trump's strategy.

@2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal

20 күн бұрын

{This sort of free speech is typically scoured & purged by "freespee fundamentalist" virtue signalers} We all know Trump doesn't want to ✌️debate✌️ Biden. He doesn't know how to debate. No one has watched him debate in 8 years. He wants to ramble-bleat over Biden's speech, perform a routine, hopefully Biden stutters 1 1/2 times and then Donnie's blue pill nation declares victory😁

@lisaahmari7199

20 күн бұрын

TOTALLY AGREE!! And mandatory shock collars to stop shouting interruptions. And tether both to the podiums so there is none of that childish, preening stalking around stage.

Desi Lydic has really grown on me recently. There's just a real charm about her.

@todd8155

20 күн бұрын

Yeah, I have a bit of a crush on Desi... Smart, cute, funny...

@Emanon...

20 күн бұрын

Recently? She's the full package!

@silverstem2964

20 күн бұрын

​@@todd8155 You wanna share the crush? You take Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday and I'll take Monday, Wednesday and Friday? We'll split holidays?👌

@Kodakcompactdisc

20 күн бұрын

She’s my girlfriend, she just doesn’t know it, or know I exist.

@Planck944

20 күн бұрын

@@Kodakcompactdisclol

"I got to buy tampons...." Deeper cut than it looks.

@yv2521

20 күн бұрын

Legit LOL at the office.

@shooterdotnet

20 күн бұрын

Close, but no cigar.

@madhack69

20 күн бұрын

I get the reference 😂

@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq

20 күн бұрын

CPB problems.

@neohippe1

20 күн бұрын

Bidens body double in a mask is going to debate, let’s get real.

I’m glad about Biden’s conditions for the debate. That’s smart, especially the microphones.

@executivedecision6141

16 күн бұрын

I was saying that in 2020! Their second debate wasn't much better than their first.

"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" .....for now😂

@bossyboots5000

19 күн бұрын

I have to admit, that really made me respect Biden. Like, he's setting the tone of the debate, aiming to come out swinging. (Whether that will happen is another story. But great shade.)

Joe Biden: "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." It's not often that Biden makes me say "Dayum!" but... dayum!

@BrianRetro

20 күн бұрын

I cracked up when I heard that!

@freeloader9000

20 күн бұрын

We saw 2014 Biden come back up for a few seconds there.

@SoFloCo-ne4rk

20 күн бұрын

Biden is like a gentleman who carries a switchblade. Trump is a bully who's secretly terrified.

@patrickmarrone8565

20 күн бұрын

you guys serious? 5 cuts on a 14 second video and your excited? jesus

@sjs9698

20 күн бұрын

@@patrickmarrone8565 pretty sure no-one's excited bc of the editing. tbh, i find no thrill in the idea of the debate- sure, biden is pretty uninspiring but there's not a chance trump can stand upto even the most cursory examination; the man's an absolute shitshow. how/why someone who's already lost the vote *twice* can dare stand for a third try is just beyond belief.

Charles portrait looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 lol

@cmdraftbrn

20 күн бұрын

oh thank the gods i wasnt the only one

@Dead_Kerbal

20 күн бұрын

...or Dracula...

@cashmerebolden4473

20 күн бұрын

Spot on!!

@PIXPromosMore

20 күн бұрын

Before or After they sprayed it with goo?

@simulationkoyo

20 күн бұрын

any horror movie where the painting watches you.

They better flippin mute trump when its not his turn to speak.

@Richard-ug4el

20 күн бұрын

They are.

@SageWon-1aussie

20 күн бұрын

"Just nother tack by my, uh, my politic opponan, trying to take away my, uh, that reminds me, who likes hamburgers? I could go for one right now. What? Oh, yeah. They wanna step my free speech. No speech Joe, that's what I call him, did you hear? Hear him stutter? No way I could lose, in fact, I nevada did! That's right Nevada... Who needs a teleprompter? Some one should sack that guy. Did you hear the one about the snake?"

@Martian74

20 күн бұрын

They are trying their best to stop him before the debate.

@mammawlee

19 күн бұрын

Yes. That's the plan.

@jakederoy2715

18 күн бұрын

@@Martian74 they want to stop him from being a clown. His subjects believe he's unbeatable, those outside the cult see a clown. Frankly it's embarrassing

3:44 "welcome to jurassic park" may be the most accurate tagline for that debate after all...

@Cooverdamn

20 күн бұрын

Geriatric Park

@KintokiSan

20 күн бұрын

@@Cooverdamn wonder when america will remember that wearing adult diapers is not a requirement for being president

@Cooverdamn

20 күн бұрын

@@KintokiSan well alzheimers is a preference as well so maybe it's prevalent in the nation too

@lysanamcmillan7972

20 күн бұрын

@@KintokiSan Only one of them does, so what's your point?

@KintokiSan

20 күн бұрын

@@lysanamcmillan7972 Found the simp. No, both of them do. And apparently americans are really into that for some inexplicable reason.

Donnie should listen to his own advice from Gettysburg Wow: Don’t debate uphill me Donnie Don’t debate uphill me Donnie

@brianfholmes1

20 күн бұрын

Ha! Sounds like an Irish folk song. "Oh Donnie Boy, never debate uphill me Donnie....."

No earplugs, no teleprompters, no makeup, no diapers.

@slvsfr

20 күн бұрын

No Trump without his support group.

@Corbomite_Meatballs

20 күн бұрын

And only 1 bottle of Ensure between them.

@L8rCloud

20 күн бұрын

AND lock Trump in a soundproof booth with his own aroma #ClamBake #HotBox #IndianCurry

@user-fl3sr2kh5c

20 күн бұрын

No weird lingering shadow pacing 😅

@drfranks1158

20 күн бұрын

let the orange man keep that diaper, no need to contaminate the room with that.

I got to give the Biden team kudos for insisting that the mic be cut off, obviously a reference towards Trump's interruptions, because Biden does not interrupt.

@bobbyfartz5591

20 күн бұрын

He probably has a few times, but you’re correct not nearly as egregious as Trump

@rcpmac

20 күн бұрын

But I'll miss Biden's "Why don't you shut up" line

@stevenbreen7243

20 күн бұрын

Best idea!

@rjmeeks4152

20 күн бұрын

He lost me at no RFK though. If they so powerful...why leave (RFK out)?

@honesttruth8064

20 күн бұрын

Self admitted neurological issues and no family support? Why Ralph Nader the debate?​@@rjmeeks4152

Desi Lydic for moderator.

@Shadoweclipse1386

20 күн бұрын

Or Jon Stewart. Funny aside, I'd be happy with someone like Chris Wallace.

@JH22533

19 күн бұрын

I want Jon Stewart

locking them both in the room so the rest of us can sneak out of America is such a mood

Ya know it's kinda crazy that it hasn't even been a week since Trump referred to how wonderful the FICTIONAL "late great Hannibal Lecter" was and we seem to have forgotten about it.

@SoberOKMoments

20 күн бұрын

Every day brings its own dose of crazy now. It takes all we can do to keep up ...

" avoided it like foreplay "

Desi Lydic's doing a real bang up job hosting the show! She's gone from strength to strength since her Daily Show debut, awesome!

Jon on Mondays and rotating this amazing cast on the other days turned out to be the best format ever. Keep this. ❤❤❤

@bobbyfartz5591

20 күн бұрын

I miss Trevor Noah

@alanai1981

20 күн бұрын

HE SETS THE WEEK UP,AND THEY CONTINUE THE MOMENTUM

@QuayfariusFluddthe4rd

13 күн бұрын

​@@bobbyfartz5591He was the least funny person to ever host TDS

If modern America was a dystopian novel, our editors would accuse us of writing too far-fetched. Or too on the nose. Or both.

I love Bidens refererence to Clint Eastwood!!!

@tomaspita7244

18 күн бұрын

All he left out was the ... PaB! I mean "punk"

I think King Charles is channeling his lineage from Vlad the Impaler in that portrait.

Poor Biden to debate with a 5 year old

@bobbyfartz5591

20 күн бұрын

One of the ghosts came back from Gaza?

@HRHDMKYT

20 күн бұрын

Ah, but the rules are, his microphone will only be active when it’s trump’s turn, so he won’t be allowed to interrupt and try to out-shout President Biden. Of course, I don’t trust him not to just yell without a mike… What they should do is put them in sound-proof booths, so no matter how loudly he screams, trump won’t be audible until it’s his turn and his microphone is back on.

@UberLummox

20 күн бұрын

I love the mic cut off idea! Much needed w/Little Donny poopy pants.

@floydian022

20 күн бұрын

​@@CARWASHCHANNEL. The only blowouts Diaper Don has are right into his Depends. 😂

@dustanhale9807

20 күн бұрын

Biggest battle since Ali and Frazier except both fighters already have CTE

You go Dark Brandon.

Some inaccuracy in their reporting. Joe has been quite open about sharing the whole of his annual medical exams. Joe also stood for 120 minutes plus for the State of the Union speech.

@CortexNewsService

20 күн бұрын

You do know they're not actually a news show, right?

@Virjunior01

20 күн бұрын

Most of us stand for most of 8 hours, working for trash wages.

@jasjfl

20 күн бұрын

I mean let's be real, he's the POTUS, if there were something serious on his medical exam he'd have it stricken before showing it. I'd vote for Biden's corpse over Trump but I'm just saying.

@lucascassol2995

20 күн бұрын

Both the above comments are technically correct, ya love to see it

@racool911

20 күн бұрын

@@CortexNewsServiceYea, but can't hurt to clarify any inaccuracies. Comedy doesn't work if people believe the stuff that isn't true

"You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!

Desi is straight up hilarious 🤣

As an artist, I have serious questions on how that portrait got approved....

@jodyfulford8215

20 күн бұрын

😆 Same here!!! A couple of hundred years from now, pretentious art historians will be debating the hidden meanings of the butterfly and why the face looks like a decoupage photo that someone spilled white wine on. And maybe even that the painting predicted WWIII.

@AthenaKeatingThomas

20 күн бұрын

Even the butterfly looks like it's bleeding. Seriously there's something going on with the painting's creation. If it wasn't for the fact that his face and hands look "clean", I'd say that someone splashed the canvas with clotting blood.

@discospiders

20 күн бұрын

His hands look like they died in 1865

@MichaelLochlann

20 күн бұрын

Looks like they are doing a more modern take on it. You might find art history interesting if you give it a search.

@BornAgainCynic0086

20 күн бұрын

I liked it, it's brave.

Redrum, Redrum? That should be the Title of that portrait.

@earthtaurus5515

20 күн бұрын

That was an eerie amount of red.... on that portrait and take a closer look at that butterfly... the red has a very distinctive pattern.

@missypowell1150

19 күн бұрын

It reminded me of Melanias "Red Wedding " Christmas trees in white house, yuk!

Michael Costa "No it's all a ruse. We lock the doors and sneak out of America..." Dude, that's brilliant!😂

@jakederoy2715

18 күн бұрын

How about leave now, no need to lock anyone up. The premise makes no sense, you want to leave the country, go ahead.

@Joi_to_da_World

18 күн бұрын

​@@jakederoy2715If you weren't listening to the whole comedy routine that you can't understand premise , that's not my fault.

@jakederoy2715

17 күн бұрын

@@Joi_to_da_World syntax

June 27? You mean the day the Jury convicts? Should be interesting.

@UkeCan1

20 күн бұрын

I think the conviction will be sooner.

@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987

18 күн бұрын

Ohhhh. Trump's hoping to skip it or milk the conviction.

The painting reminds me of the portrate of Vigo The Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2

@user-cg6fd4in1d

20 күн бұрын

Yes!!! I was thinking the same exact thing🤣😂. That's why I love KZread.

@krbailey05

20 күн бұрын

That's exactly what came to mind when I saw it too.

Our politics have become the Jerry Springer show. Dumpy would have no idea how to start a lawnmower. He probably would not even recognize one.

@nerdnam

20 күн бұрын

He yelled at that kid pushing one.

No way the debate happens, Ill put money on it

@dan_hitchman007

17 күн бұрын

Trump will probably find some lame excuse like not testifying at his own trial and blame it on Biden.

THANK YOU Desi, you're a life-saver!! Almost forgot that I need to buy more tampons, too... 😅

@CabinFever52

20 күн бұрын

So glad I never have to buy another.

@tomaspita7244

18 күн бұрын

@@CabinFever52 I rent them but always keep some on hand for company. I get 75% back when I return the unopened packages. I'm a great host!

It looks like someone threw ketchup at it. Did they let Trump borrow the portrait first?

@Torrey33327

20 күн бұрын

😂

@crysstoll1191

19 күн бұрын

scared ketchup

Mic cutoffs should be mandatory at all debates

that debate will break records -- too old guys slugging it out, America will be glued to the screen

@kitcobain444

20 күн бұрын

Not those of us sneaking out of America to start a new nation!! LOL 😀

@TinLeadHammer

20 күн бұрын

* "two". Although "too" works too.

@kitcobain444

20 күн бұрын

@@TinLeadHammer 🤣🤣🤣 maniacal laugh 'cause you are so right ✅️ !

@robertdalomba2629

20 күн бұрын

This isnt 2020, oh wait lol

@darkshadowrule2952

20 күн бұрын

It'd be more entertaining if they held a boxing match like KZreadrs, see who breaks a hip first. Honestly be about as compelling too, given their records for being evil but could be the devil if given the chance and unapologetically evil but thinks everyone's too dumb to notice

Painting looks like the King's spirit post death with all the red flames 😂😂😂

@uncletiggermclaren7592

20 күн бұрын

What is wrong with you?.

@ImCaptainCabbage

20 күн бұрын

I think it’s to signify his link to Wales, he is wearing his Welsh guards uniform, red is a very Welsh colour.

@lysanamcmillan7972

20 күн бұрын

@@ImCaptainCabbage In short, this is Charles saying "WALES, WE LOVE YOU, DON"T TRY A REFERENDUM LIKE THE SCOTS!"

@ImCaptainCabbage

20 күн бұрын

@@lysanamcmillan7972 I’m Welsh through and through but there’s no way Wales should have an independence referendum, as we’ve seen with Brexit people make dumb decisions in referendums and Wales couldn’t survive independence, our economy is simply too small. Charles spent a very long time as the the Prince of Wales and certainly has a connection to the country, I’m no royalist but there are far worse Prince of Wales’ in the history of the country.

@lindagoad2163

20 күн бұрын

Let's be honest there is a reason to keep Scotland at least, Wales is a drain on resources.

Debate might have to zoom from Rikers

The portrait of King Charles reminded me of Han Solo in carbonite.

Rule #1: No episodes of Trump imagining conversations he had with Frank Sinatra.

@SoFloCo-ne4rk

20 күн бұрын

Frank came up to me with tears in his eyes. Big guy. Tough guy. He said "Sir, nobody's ever seen a president like you, maybe ever". I said "Frank, you can't believe. Have you met my wife, Melancholia?". He said "Sir, I already did her". We love Frank. Tough guy. A lot of people are saying he's a singer, too.

@moniqueengleman873

20 күн бұрын

And Nelson Mandela, and FDR. THIS DUDE is delusional 😂 🤣 I hope qe.can all respect the results.

@michelmadaire

20 күн бұрын

@@SoFloCo-ne4rk LOL.

@SallyS-2024

20 күн бұрын

Disagree: Let Trump say the usual delusional 💩; let everyone hear what's going on in his failing mind. Fact check anything that matters.

@sandydog7449

20 күн бұрын

@@moniqueengleman873 who joey

The "red" portrait makes me think of things gone wrong in an operating room. 🔪😂😂🤕😷

That's a pretty metal painting They should do the pope next

@bkp1283

20 күн бұрын

Don't mess with POPE - just saying.:)

@SoFloCo-ne4rk

20 күн бұрын

White on white?

@Brett5ive

20 күн бұрын

@@SoFloCo-ne4rk no

@simonagree4070

20 күн бұрын

Francis Bacon already did -- look it up.

I think I'm ready for Desi Lydic to be the new permanent host of The Daily Show.

@Shadoweclipse1386

20 күн бұрын

I agree! I like most of them, but Desi is my favorite host. I think Jordan would be my #2 choice. Ronny is funny, but I like him better as a correspondent...

@robertbrindle8901

18 күн бұрын

DESI IS WONDERFUL ! I LOVED HER OLD BIT ABOUT FLORIDA MAN DID ROY WOODS TURN IT DOWN OR WAS HE TURNED DOWN ? THE DAILY SHOW HAS ALWAYS ROCKED !

"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" is such a bar!

No way trump actually shows up.

@USUG0

20 күн бұрын

certainly, not if both will have to take a drug test before leaving the stage at the end of the debate. As, I am confident that, at least, the orange sample would test positive

@SoberOKMoments

20 күн бұрын

With luck Trump won't make it because he's in jail.

@billpugh58

20 күн бұрын

Trump will blame the gag order😂😂😂

@michelmadaire

20 күн бұрын

@@SoberOKMoments LETS HOPE.

@vikramr7582

20 күн бұрын

​@@USUG0 definitely they should have drug tests...especially if one of the candidates is suddenly speaking coherently and shaking hands with real people instead of thin air.

Desi obviously missed the State of the Union address. AND the Howard Stern interview.

@robertw1962

20 күн бұрын

And the appearances on Smartless and Conan podcasts.

Maybe next time ask for a preview of your painting 0:51 and build in a refund clause if you hate it and look like a floating head in a pool of red?

How about grandpa Simpson versus Jasper! If you don’t watch that that’s a paddling!😂

Biden debates like a President should!! Trump debates like a toddler!! Sorry to the toddlers I offended comparing trump to them!! 🫣

@raytor7794

20 күн бұрын

“Lincoln here is the most racist president ever”- Biden last debate 😂 yes very presidential 😂

@swampy6194

20 күн бұрын

Hey, the gaudy gold sneakers would support your premise.

@dannyslag

20 күн бұрын

Did you forget Biden refused to debate or even allow a primary to happen?

@michaelwilliams2430

20 күн бұрын

@@raytor7794 He was referring to Trump and stated a fact. What's not presidential there?

@mountcomfort740

20 күн бұрын

YEs the child Trump will get washed again. He is unable to act like an adult

Trumps debate points. 1. Pact act 2. Chips act 3. Protection of marriage act 4. Capped cost of insulin 5. Infrastructure plan 6. New microsoft deal creating 1000s of jobs 7. Cost of living increase for seniors on social security. 8. Record high stock market 9. Under 3.9% unemployment 3 yrs running (another record) 10. More natural gas & oil produced in US history (another record) Oh, wait.....

@bobbyfartz5591

20 күн бұрын

Also forgot to add Biden’s biggest problem: he’s funding a genocide and is hemorrhaging voters because of it

@Tony-723

20 күн бұрын

Wait, weren’t we energy independent under Trump? Also, wasn’t there no wars being fought in Gaza and Ukraine under Trump wasn’t food and gas and things that matter to the average American cheaper under Trump Biden could never.

@DR.Poncho-dx4zr

20 күн бұрын

Trump supporters look at this comment and say yep, that's right, best president ever.

@larrybethune3909

20 күн бұрын

- Free trade - Record high employment in the black community. - No Wars (which is a problem I guess) - No cokehead son working for Burisma

@DR.Poncho-dx4zr

20 күн бұрын

@@larrybethune3909 All bs! (Which yes, is a problem.) It's called diarrhea of the mouth & boy do you have it.

Why do you still make fun of Biden talking? You know what a tremendous challenge he overcame ??

How about they debate who actually succeeded at doing things and those that love to talk about it and succeeded at nothing!

@swchan6152

19 күн бұрын

When Trump launched a trade war with China many years ago, Biden once commented: "Trump doesn't understand basic knowledge. He thinks his tariffs are paid for by China. Any freshman economics student can tell you, The American people are paying the tariffs for him. "To be honest, Biden was still clear-headed at that time and said a few human words. We don't know whether he is old and confused, or he doesn't understand the basic knowledge. He actually followed Trump's old path and raised the tariff stick against China again, forgetting what he said back then. Clean and tidy. How ironic is that a bomb-maker is blown off the ground by his own bomb.

@filonin2

19 күн бұрын

Trump would simply tout "accomplishments" like repealing Roe v. Wade and packing the courts and tax cuts (for the rich) and will promise more, which is certainly what his base wants. Luckily his base is too small to win by itself.

Free on Wednsday's LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Looks like Chuck was frozen in carbonite

Biden's request makes perfect sense to me; no audience, no hyperbole, no sideshow.

Actually, I absolutely love the King Charles painting. It's different and edgy.

Oh this is gonna be a mess lol 😂

@IB4UUB4ME

20 күн бұрын

A hot mess at that.

@BladeZero238

20 күн бұрын

@@IB4UUB4ME Nah, just a plain mess.

Crowds are just a distraction. Same with RFK JR. 0% chance that he wins. No point in having a crowd to provide reactions, just distracts from the merits of a debate.

@bobbyfartz5591

20 күн бұрын

It’s a democracy rfk and Cornell west and everybody who’s running should be able to debate

@Hassingerjeff

20 күн бұрын

Excluding qualified candidates from being part of the debates is un-democratic and coming from the party that purports to care about democratic principles I'd say it' a bad look. It also perpetuates a two party system which has been dysfunctional for decades at this point

@MichaelLochlann

20 күн бұрын

@@Hassingerjeff the voting system perpetuates the two party system. Due to the spoiler effect. Doesn't matter what the parties do

@SoberOKMoments

20 күн бұрын

@@bobbyfartz5591 To expand the one ring circus of our politics to a three ring circus?

"I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" YEAH!!🤣😂🤣😂

I'd rather watch them box.

Just give her the permanent job already.

That's a lot of red

I like Biden's demands for the debates, they make lots of sence and could be watchable as opposed to regular screaming matches

As being from a former colony, Trevor Noah would've ROASTED that portrait with a passion!

I love Dark Brandon 🥰💙

Who would watch these debates? Who is left undecided? Even brain worms know who they're voting for at this point.

@seankelly1291

20 күн бұрын

I love how no one in the leftist media has any other options to offer. Any other options, please. Anyone?

@sanseijedi

20 күн бұрын

I'll have to do laundry...then. Whenever.

@bobbyfartz5591

20 күн бұрын

You Sean. You need to be the difference. Be the man in the office

@timothyburnett2770

20 күн бұрын

All the right has to offer is Trump 😂​@@seankelly1291

@mindlessgonzo

20 күн бұрын

There's a huge center group that's not entirely loyal to either party that they're supposed to fight for that just leans left or right, not entirely devoted to one of the big parties.

“I’ll even do it twice” 😂😂😂😂

'Lets get ready to rumble!U bring the Maalox, I'll bring the Compression Socks!'

I forgot about that Crazy Town one hit wonder. For a second I thought a whole verse was going to fly by.

Trump's trying to chicken out cause he's scared af

@seth3189

20 күн бұрын

he gone

@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq

20 күн бұрын

He'll be sentenced by then. No Judge is going to let him out of prison, for a debate.

@Tonyhouse1168

20 күн бұрын

He’s filling his diapers right now

@perryroberts4353

20 күн бұрын

Although it was he who had to keep trying to get Creepy Joe to agree.

@nolantherailfan5048

19 күн бұрын

@@perryroberts4353 creepy? You're delusional

That portrait sums up monarchy perfectly: covered in blood, but hands clean

I actually like the idea of candidates not interrupting and talking over each other during the debate so we can actually hear what they're saying

First make sure Trump follows his gag order so he won't be in prison that day!

Donnie will end up agreeing to something, cause it's not like he's suddenly going to start following the rules 🙄

@lethargogpeterson4083

17 күн бұрын

That's why I love the stipulation that the mics are turnec off when it is not their turn.

Go, Kosta! Always on point, Desi!

That painting is incredible.

Dissolve the outdated UK monarchy. Charile can go get a job as a butler for some wealthy American or Chinese.

"He is Vigo!" Ghostbusters II vibes from that painting.

Wasn't expecting crazy town but I'm here for it

Hahaha that King Charles portrait is hilarious. I didn't realise he was The king of the underwolrd.

Can I just sit here and laugh like Bevis and Butthead? Uggg-huhhh-huhhh-huhhh! Yeah, that's funny. Huuuh huhhh huuuuh.

Crowds that Donald Trump feeds ON??? 😂🤣

That’s a crazy picture

Could they PLZ do that Debate on *HotOnes* ?! that would be glorious!

There won't be any debate. Trump will be in jail. 😂😂😂

@Shadoweclipse1386

20 күн бұрын

You tease 😊

the weirdest ugliest strangest portrait -too much red? A floating face in a pool of red? Maybe ask for a refund? WHY? Does the painter hate him?

@SfS-H4N-cfp

20 күн бұрын

Painted with the blood of the colonialisation

@lindagoad2163

20 күн бұрын

​@@SfS-H4N-cfp🥱

@SoberOKMoments

20 күн бұрын

@@SfS-H4N-cfp Yes, Charles the II is old, but he's not THAT old. His Mum didn't cause colonialisation either.

@SfS-H4N-cfp

20 күн бұрын

@@SoberOKMoments I recommend watching the Last Week Tonight episode about the Monarchy

@matta8569

19 күн бұрын

@@SoberOKMoments Maybe it's in reference to whatever he's doing with those kids in that creepy castle in Transylvania.

"I hear that you are free on Wednesday" Woah!

I haven't commented here for the past 5 years I've subscribed. But gotta say today that Desi is the GOAT hands down. Especially since Jon started hosting on Mondays.

It's the Court of the Crimson King

@crysstoll1191

19 күн бұрын

Indeed or Red!

I feel your pain Desi!

I'd say depicting the king of England as the blood king is pretty appropriate.

That free on Wednesdays joke was a hammer. Your writers have some competition lol

Desi is the best. Hands down. Apart from Jon Stewart, but he's a legend.

Biden got this

@bobbyfartz5591

20 күн бұрын

He just needs to use his outside voice. Like he did with the state of the union. Don’t go into grandpa storytelling mode please

@Clippidyclappidy

20 күн бұрын

The second Trump brings up Biden’s ongoing genocide he is gonna crumple like a soggy cookie. He can’t even handle protestors.

@richardjeanbaptiste3915

20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

It's "on" until Trump chicken's out a week before the debate.

I hear you're free on Wednesdays. Wow, BURN!