"That poor, poor magazine. Hasn't print media suffered enough." 🤣

@Onyyyxx

20 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@skillcoiler

18 күн бұрын

He ignored the fact that when this first came out it was said it was a copy with his face on the cover..... So you know why it was next to his bed......

That trailer park insult makes me hate that tub of rancid radioactive orange lard even more. I didn't think that was even possible. What a man of the people.

@___beyondhorizon4664

21 күн бұрын

It's mostly likely the only way he could get ladies to come near him

@suespearmint7585

21 күн бұрын

"Tub of rancid radioactive orange lard"... Priceless!

@whitebirchtarot

20 күн бұрын

I know. It’s so hard to believe that the people who like him don’t realize that he would absolutely look down on them. I don’t understand what anyone sees in him. Truly I don’t.

@ryanmiller5473

20 күн бұрын

@@whitebirchtarotmind boggling isn't it? best i can figure is people are easily duped by confidence and telling them what they *want* to hear. i'll convince my dad to doubt trump and admit he doesn't care about anyone but himself, but after a week of watching the "news" he's back on the trump train. it's sooo frustrating!

@syniron6670

20 күн бұрын

@@whitebirchtarot They want Ttump to spank them and he tells them they need him to get them out of the trailer park, and so they down on all fours and ask ttump if he's proud of them. Ttump is that someone they need...

I can’t wait till the day when media stops talking about Trump.

@Zonker66

21 күн бұрын

He's part of pop culture... the lexicon... Trump you if you can't take a joke.

@seanscanlon9067

21 күн бұрын

@@Zonker66 It could well be that they are not MAGA themselves and even dislike Trump but just sick of hearing about him in the media.

@gerardoresendiz6731

21 күн бұрын

I mean he’s a clown media loves ratings

@iamalmostanonymous

21 күн бұрын

When Trump as POTUS is no longer a concern.

@targetseeker

21 күн бұрын

​@@iamalmostanonymouswhen Trump has no longer any political influence (he has no official position in the GOP but he still gets to call the shots somehow).

Whoever wrote that last bit deserves a raise

@amberturdcoloringbook1733

21 күн бұрын

🙀🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

@mikeharris1987

21 күн бұрын

Whoever they are, I'm proud of them

@kennyblaha9620

20 күн бұрын

Troy delivers skillfully

@ZTK-RC

20 күн бұрын

"get on all fours" "alrighty then"

@mdansbyjr

20 күн бұрын

Amen!

Troy Iwata is a comedic genius. Impeccable timing and a face that can convey exactly the opposite of what he says. 😀

@dethklok654

21 күн бұрын

He was trash, his comedic timing is Dogwater

@penguinista

21 күн бұрын

The way he can hold a comic expression for effect is impressive, too. He reminds me of Jim Carrey in how mobile his face is.

@Snowsnaype

20 күн бұрын

the timing of that .... cool, was just so perfect

@ToneTraveler

20 күн бұрын

Yes… right there with Pryor and Carlin 🙄

@wizpig64

20 күн бұрын

@@penguinista ALLLLRIGHTY THENNN

Thank you, Jordan Klepper and the writers of The Daily Show. I've watched three other late-night monologues and none of them including the most important part of Ms. Daniels testimony - Trump's cruel, disgusting, intimidating statement: "This is the only way you are getting out of the trailer park." That is key. It fully encapsulates his intent, as well as the vulnerable and threatening position she was in.

Jordan and Troy’s chemistry is great. 😂

@satyasyasatyasya5746

20 күн бұрын

I ship it lol

she also said that when she went to the toilet he blocked the doorway to stop her from leaving . that's intimidation.

@joanne4758

21 күн бұрын

You know that and I know that - but it would seem the American Legal System needs convincing.

@elizabethheyenga9277

20 күн бұрын

she said she didn't feel intimidated, he didn't present it that way. She says that to this day.

@sandrawilson8792

20 күн бұрын

​@@elizabethheyenga9277because she could handle him

@rachelsill79

19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Klepper is great.

@ninjalectualx

21 күн бұрын

Sexiest man in the world? Or just America?

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

21 күн бұрын

Troy is a scandal😂

Troy and Josh are such great additions. A raise for whomever is hiring the new talent.

@kellypatterson4412

20 күн бұрын

I love both of them.

@Nick-nb3iu

20 күн бұрын

Agree! Grace is, unfortunately, the only dud of the new hires.

@TahtahmesDiary

17 күн бұрын

​@@Nick-nb3iu I don't think I've seen her yet, which day was she on?

@Nick-nb3iu

13 күн бұрын

@@TahtahmesDiary, hello. I see her a couple of times a week on average. She has an Instagram page, so you can familiarize yourself with her comedy if you're so inclined. I hate to talk smack about someone on TDS, but I think Grace is trying too hard and just not actually funny.

Of course, keeping the testimony short is the most accurate description she could give.

@notme2day

21 күн бұрын

🤏🍄 For those who haven't followed the *wee* scandal 🤣

@henrywallacesghost5883

21 күн бұрын

True, but only a woman could take a 5 minute event and take 1 hour describing it😂

@tettazwo9865

21 күн бұрын

You win the internet today!!!

@telanis9

21 күн бұрын

@@henrywallacesghost5883 Your skills in joke-telling match your level of basic human decency

@JohnAlcorn

21 күн бұрын

👏🏻

Making Americans Gag Again #VoteBlue2024

@NosyMo85

20 күн бұрын

Isn't that what the judge ordered? 😛

@mikevanderman2727

20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@markstevens1729

20 күн бұрын

Definitely one kind of gag and definitely not the other.

@LiLDiddee

19 күн бұрын

MAGagA?

@bagotoetags801

14 күн бұрын

You mean vote loser.

Jake Tapper says , " I can't believe I have to read this on TV every 15 minutes for 24 hours " ?!

*I can't unhear Stormy's testimony.* 💀

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

21 күн бұрын

Her mind was blanked out..... scary

@ray.shoesmith

20 күн бұрын

PTSD

@dondoodat

20 күн бұрын

​@@ray.shoesmith Post Trump-Slobbering Disorder.

@ray.shoesmith

20 күн бұрын

@@dondoodat You could have made that so much worse, thanks for being gentle on our stomachs

@sueyourself5413

20 күн бұрын

Why do you care?

Troy reminds me of Randy Rainbow .. and that’s the largest compliment imaginable! love!

@alro11

21 күн бұрын

Love randy rainbow🌈

@AthenaKeatingThomas

19 күн бұрын

It took me a while to figure that out, but yes! He has some of the same expressions. And both are great!

Troy Iwata just made me realize that Trump may actually deep down, "like" all this public humiliation

@luckystoller6171

21 күн бұрын

To a narcissist any attention is better than no attention

@pietrojenkins6901

21 күн бұрын

@@luckystoller6171 true dat.

@ripn929707

21 күн бұрын

​@@luckystoller6171He cant scream and cry about lies if no one is talking about him.

@annmarieknapp

21 күн бұрын

So disturbing.

@RevShifty

20 күн бұрын

If that were really true, his lawyers would've asked her to be more specific. She has already commented about how small he is and how quick it was over, so it's not like she's shy about it. He's just waaay too insecure to have his tiny Johnson and 15 second run time entered into official court records. But if he wasn't so hilariously insecure, I might think you correct.

I believe the 27 year old Stormy handled the situation as best as she could at the time taking charge of the situation. But…. I believe Stormy as a mother of a daughter (and wife) she’s looking back with different eyes. He was older than her dad , she’s a fiercely protective mother now and that’s why she is responding this way now. A man taking advantage of what he thought was a disposable woman. All those questions about testing and STD’s, he was asking for himself. Had she answered the questions differently, he would have kept his clothes on. Lastly both Stormy & Karen MacDougal both state he brings up Ivanka. I honestly think as he cheats with young beautiful women he fantasizes about her.

@amberturdcoloringbook1733

21 күн бұрын

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

@davekent4829

21 күн бұрын

Have you seen her videos, not bad,...

@-Marieke-

21 күн бұрын

@@davekent4829 Exactly how is that relevant?

@randyschwaggins

21 күн бұрын

Stormy has handled several situations at once in her movies...she HELLA takes charge!!!

@annmarieknapp

21 күн бұрын

​@@amberturdcoloringbook1733😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

Trump: Melania & I sleep in separate bedrooms! The World: We already knew that!! 🤣🤣

@ekay9783

21 күн бұрын

Shocked! he wore silk pj's now he must sleep in a suit!

@darthvirgin7157

21 күн бұрын

his deluded followers: "lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal!!!!"

@IcariumGaming

21 күн бұрын

Posting this to every talk show host or stealing it?

@S.Shea2432

21 күн бұрын

@@IcariumGaming, Triggered much? It’s my comment. It must trigger your maga heart!! The world needs to see it, so I will keep posting it!! Get a life!! 🤣🤣

@henrywallacesghost5883

21 күн бұрын

That's a lie. I think they sleep in separate buildings.

Troy's bit was 10/10 this clip

@sawtooth808

20 күн бұрын

I have so many questions, such as just how sqwicky “Salt burn” was ? (I actually have not seen Salt burn)

@Corbomite_Meatballs

20 күн бұрын

@@sawtooth808 Think drinking someone's bathwater...you can look things up from there.

Klepper & Iwata, more of this! Hysterical!😆😂🤣😂

Party of Faith and Family Values

@V45194

21 күн бұрын

"Faith and family values" has never been anything other than a code word for white supremacy, misogyny and bigotry.

@sawtooth808

20 күн бұрын

Not to mention the party Accountability, and Personal Responsibility. Bwahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

@d3nza482

20 күн бұрын

Don't forget Tough on Crime.

That Putin "inauguration" is exactly what Trump dreams of for himself in America.

@TiberiiGrakh

20 күн бұрын

inauguration - watch real President in Real Government and not western fascist oligarhy and cosmetic goverbment.

@kathleenmartin7498

20 күн бұрын

Except trump wants a show much more elaborate than Putin"s!!

@Don-md6wn

20 күн бұрын

Trump was very public about wanting tanks rolling down the streets of D.C. for his inauguration and other celebrations of him. As I recall, his advisors thought it was a bad look but it took the mayor of D.C. refusing to issue a permit to shut it down.

@ToneTraveler

20 күн бұрын

@@TiberiiGrakh😂 try again

@tommyt1971

20 күн бұрын

Even the guards that opened the doors for Vlad were assuming the T***p posture.

1:16 Is it just me or does Vladimir Putin walk like George Jefferson?

@HelynnHeels

21 күн бұрын

heehee...now that you mention it.

@SusanBame

21 күн бұрын

How do we know that was Vladimir? They'll just keep re-electing Vlad-look-alikes long after he's dead.

@darlaleasure4924

20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@oldrrocr

20 күн бұрын

🤣🤣 Putin needs a golden door that is only 5 feet tall, and to surround himself with other munchkins.

@oldrrocr

20 күн бұрын

needs a shorter door too.

I hate this timeline.

@flameroad123

21 күн бұрын

You and I both

@Tonyhouse1168

21 күн бұрын

Me3

@kingjamos2422

21 күн бұрын

It is better than the timeline where Trump and his Maga followers sacrificed Mike Pence on January the 6th to awaken Cthulhu. Though, the madness running through them shows that we haven't deviated far enough.

@kateterlinden1134

21 күн бұрын

😂 Winner of the comments. 😆

@rachels.8051

20 күн бұрын

I can’t imagine it getting worse and then it always does.

Jordan and Troy and Josh. My three faves. All of the staff rocks!

I am so tired of this inaccurate and empty rhetoric about the former president. He is not America's Vladimir Putin. He is Putin's American assistant. Sort of the guy who takes care of the foreign office for Vladdy. A orange minion of sorts.

@stephanier.tinney343

21 күн бұрын

He is exactly Americans Vlad Putin who’s NOT effective at anything he does, except lying

@dmp1962

21 күн бұрын

Oh like Biden and Netanyahu?

@Spacepeare

21 күн бұрын

@@dmp1962 More like Emperor Palpatine and an Oompa Loompa

@bstove24

21 күн бұрын

@@dmp1962 He's literally no different from any other president since Israel was founded. They have all backed Israel.

@angelabennett8245

21 күн бұрын

Just because Biden won't lie to Americans, or act like trump and the republicans means he is a realist who knows he can't make Netanyahu do anything. But then people in positions of power think they can make everybody do anything they tell them to. Those people have too much of an inflated ego to be human.

The case is not about Trump paying her to keep quiet, it's his writing it off as business expenses.

@d3nza482

20 күн бұрын

CAMPAIGN expense. Same thing Nixon did by paying burglars out of campaign funds. History doesn't repeat but it does rhyme.

Trump asked for this himself. He's the one that denies the affair. So, the prosecution is obligated to prove the affair. If he had just admitted having several affairs, they could've skipped all of this testimony.

@dmp1962

21 күн бұрын

The trial is about an accounting issue, not the affair per say or even the hush money, but how it was accounted for. Hard to tell from the media bs I know.

@___beyondhorizon4664

21 күн бұрын

It's all about ratings for him, he didn't think it'll go this far for part of the history

@arthurbrands6935

20 күн бұрын

But would they?

@AL-lh2ht

20 күн бұрын

Actually the affair being proven is not really related to the crime besides for the fact trump wanted to hide it.

@dragongirl89115

20 күн бұрын

@@dmp1962 But the accounting issue is about the affair. If he denies the affair in the first place they first have to show that the events actually took place. After all there would be no hush money if there was nothing to hush, and no accounting issue if there was no hush money.

That wasn’t Putin walking through those golden doors; that was Jorge Jefferson! “Well we’re moving on up; to the East side 🎶🎼🎵🎹

@syniron6670

20 күн бұрын

that's a blast past...LOL

This was, hands down, the best take on yesterday’s testimony that I’ve seen.

First time seeing Troy Awata on the show. Holy talent. Dude’s going places for sure. Excellent.

"This is the only way you get out of the trailer park. . ." Its my new catch phrase. Everyone who went to prison for Jan 6th is technically out of the trailer park, so..

Love Troy - great addition to the show!

"Smerconish all over your Wolf Blitzer" may be the best name pun I've ever heard.

"America's Vladimir Putin: Donald Trump." 😂No lies detected.

@lazykbys

21 күн бұрын

I'd say he's just a Putin wannabe.

@medde655

21 күн бұрын

'america's putin' Trump WISHES he was as smart and charismatic as putin.

@davidswift7776

21 күн бұрын

Hashtag : Girl Dad !

@stevendchu

21 күн бұрын

Putin may be a lot of horrible things, but at least he never dodged serving in the KGB because of "bone spurs"

@user-gs1jb5en8i

20 күн бұрын

Yeah - not remotely in the same class

TDS works better as a revolving door of correspondents, with a strong lead. Keep this going!

@HelynnHeels

21 күн бұрын

Agreed.

Tapper and Bash 😂

@jbuster9

21 күн бұрын

Also sounds like a detective duo

@jbuster9

21 күн бұрын

Or a British menu item

@___beyondhorizon4664

21 күн бұрын

I can't remove it from my memory anymore 😅

@FistandFootMartialArts

21 күн бұрын

I'd watch that movie!

@jbuster9

21 күн бұрын

Or a British menu item

The Daily Show has gotten so much better again, and I fully approve! I pretty much love the whole cast now

@danielmaher7108

6 күн бұрын

The Daily Show is a national treasure

I would hate to be faux news right now. All this gold and you can't touch any of it. 😂

@asheronwindspear552

20 күн бұрын

They'll just talk about some other highly important topic like what candy has changed shoes or if Mr Potato head is an outdated toy in modern times.

I bet most of these people have never read a history of the French Revolution

@SchoolforHackers

21 күн бұрын

Reflections on the Revolution in France by Edmund Burke.

@somnambulist83

21 күн бұрын

​@@SchoolforHackers less helpful than you imply

@LilyWhite-vo1bh

20 күн бұрын

lame attempt at diversion henry, on your knees!

@prosandcons-fl2cc

20 күн бұрын

not the AI pfp...

@whitebirchtarot

20 күн бұрын

I have, but I don’t get the connection. Qu’est-ce que c’est?

Troy is absolutely amazing!

Jordan's timing is excellent@

9:45 is why we love troy. love every recent addition to the onscreen lineup

Love Troy Iwata's 1920s fashion & hairstyle-super cute!

that detail where he tried to coerce her by offering to let her on The Apprentice was the only detail i didn't know from previous interviews, but it doesn't surprise me in the least

The Russian patriarch in the photo is a former KGB officer too. Colonel to be precise.

Let's have Jordan & Troy Iwata on every day, please 👑

This guy is such a funny mf. I can't get enough of him and the way he approaches and reports about what he encounters.

Peter Griffin says “mmm gross”.

@jennhack8043

21 күн бұрын

*Giggity*

Troy at the end there was hilarious! 😂

I wonder if most people ever thought this trial would 'mushroom' into such a spectacle and finding out there was so much 'hard' evidence?

@twijukyerauben7961

20 күн бұрын

What you say in court doesn't constitute evidence.

@Eric-pz1iv

20 күн бұрын

Semi hard.

@majorkursk780

20 күн бұрын

@Eric-pz1iv I don't recommend jail for him, I would suggest a 'penal colony' would be a better fit. Great reply, Eric! 😆

@anniehuckerby9281

20 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@davidlundquist1979

20 күн бұрын

@@twijukyerauben7961 It does if you're testifying on the witness stand.

The "correspondents" have been phenomenal this season, but Troy takes the cake. We need more Troy!!!

Iwata is truly a class act in comedy. 😄

Loved this segment! Troy was hilarious

Troy is so excellent. :3

Don’t feel too bad for the magazine. I think it was Forbes.

Flaunting wealth and excess is so 2000 - elitist! #TaxTheRich #TaxBillionaires50percent

Troy is effin fantastic!

I like Troy. He's like the second coming of Mo Rocca with that bowtie.

I'm proud of you Troy!

The fashion industry deserves a comedy show all of its own! I love how seriously they take themselves while looking like total plonkers. 😂

@caronstout354

20 күн бұрын

Every Met Gala participant to a designer: " Make me look as ridiculous as possible while draining my bank account to an obscene level, but I have to be worthy for Entertainment Tonight!"

2 mins is likely generous.

That was probably one of the best episodes of The Daily Show ever

That Merlin Hogwarts joke was hilarious.🧙🏼‍♂️

In Schwarzenegger's own words and accent in "Arnold" doc: "why does such a small man needs such big... doors"

I'm proud of you Troy.

That bit at the end was pure genius! Thank you for the much needed laugh ^^

The 3 young correspondents are all really great

Where's Melania? If she can't even show up to support her hubby, WHY should America?

Jordan!

Can we just give the Daily Show to Jordan Klepper? I love his style of hosting!!!

Americas Vladimir Putin Donald Trump!! In Trumps eyes that’s a compliment!! 🤣🤣

I can never “unhear that.” 🤢🤮

More troy pls

Troy is great. Best new addition in years.

Troy is my new favorite regular of the show!

2:35 Actually Dozer did nap today before Stormy testimony.

@SchoolforHackers

21 күн бұрын

Oh, Dozer, I love it.

Americas putin? trump couldn't open a window and push a plant out🙄

@arthurbrands6935

20 күн бұрын

That's 'Spanky von Shitzenpantz' to you, Bub!

@tammyjantzen9004

20 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@caronstout354

20 күн бұрын

He would have a "personal aide" do it for him...

That was not how I expected the bit to end but I GUFFAWED!

Troy is awesome! Love him!

He came out in pajamas because he was trying to get out of paying for dinner! 😂

Sure CNN. You can breathlessly cover the motorcade driving through Manhattan as if you expected Trump to arrive by cape but saying 'genitalia' is a bridge too far.

Getting better Jordan 👍.

Josh and Troy are great!

Oh wow . Nailed it again.

TROY!!! ❤️

I really like Troy. His character is a great new addition to the cast.

I love Troy 😂

The Met Gala is disgusting, like Hunger Games level indulgence.

Tall golden doors only emphasize what a little man he is, but he does have a bit more class than our extra large, golden, big man.

@tubensalat1453

21 күн бұрын

A lot of countries have pompous buildings and ridiculous ceremonies, I had to think of the UK and France, and the incumbents didn't come up with it. But ofc it's fair game for a comedy bit.

Stormy’s testimony has me ROLLING

I love troy, he’s so solid with his bits.

And now we wait for the Tubi trailer of the new softcore movie, Meet The Press. Poor magazine roll

Trump must be extremely jealous of Putin.

Love the new correspondent

I was waiting for "Tapper? I barely know 'er!"

I guess he wasn't wearing diapers back then..

@marianneb.7112

20 күн бұрын

Actually, he was. On set, at least. Producer had to clean him up. 🤢🤮

Love troy❤!!!!

Jordan Klepper is one of the funniest dudes around.

I'm proud of you, Troy.