"When I became aware" is Republican for "When I got caught"

@EricLackner

22 күн бұрын

Ding, ding, ding!!!! Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!!!

@TheTaintedWisdom

22 күн бұрын

I need to add that to the list of term translations alongside: "Indoctrination" = "Education" "Satanism" = "Science/Evolution" "Religious Freedom" = "Christian Theocracy" "Religious Theocracy" = "The presence (in any capacity) of any religion other than Christianity" etc.

@mpoharper

22 күн бұрын

Just unaware of common decency!

@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121

22 күн бұрын

@TheTaintedWisdom I would also add, "Sexualization" which his essentially acknowledging the existence of non-straight people

@joelwexler

22 күн бұрын

Beautiful!

"Until Trump does it" was hilarious, because it's so very true.

@rdelrosso1973

22 күн бұрын

And if Trump had a worm in his Brain, it would probably IMPROVE how it functions!

@marcpeterson1092

22 күн бұрын

I suspect that Kristi Noem is not out of the running at all. Trump likes this stuff, though he may be jealous of all the attention she is getting.

@Matt_with_2Ts

22 күн бұрын

@@marcpeterson1092 Plus, she reminds him of his daughter.

@deimosvoralius2988

22 күн бұрын

I suddenly feel I should buy a bunch of copies of that time magazine edition, skyrocket the price, and just wait till republicans start trying to force it on themselves as their new fetish to normalize and appease him.

@danielmatheus6620

22 күн бұрын

Nah... She's too old for him ^^

“I can’t think of another news story that would push that out…” My sides are hurting from the immediate cut to the RFK Jr worm affair.

@michaelsotomayor5001

20 күн бұрын

Kramer!

@tommyt1971

20 күн бұрын

@michaelsotomayor5001 Yeah, and a shot from one of my favorite Seinfeld eps, The Scofflaw.

@tommyt1971

18 күн бұрын

@@michaelsotomayor5001 Yup. I idolize that man!

No one, except our local news (Kelo in Sioux Falls), has even brought up the question about her "being involved in policy" for 30 years. She's 52, has only been in any elected position for 17 years. So, she claims she's been involved in policy making since she was 22? That math doesn't math.

@annwilliams6438

21 күн бұрын

Family policy? Nip tuck policy? Hair colour policy?

@rjmeeks4152

20 күн бұрын

Politicians: You wanna obsess about details...

@douglasboyle6544

19 күн бұрын

She met Kim Jong Un on Spring Break 2001 Miami Beach, That's why she doesn't want to talk about it, he was under age and she was buying him Zimas

@jimtokheim1422

19 күн бұрын

@@douglasboyle6544 😂😂😂 brilliant!

@Livingtheinvisiblelife

19 күн бұрын

@@douglasboyle6544god that’s hilarious😂😂😂

Kristi Noem is making Sarah Palin cringe

@penguinista

22 күн бұрын

I can see Sarah Palin cringing from my front porch.

@troyallen8223

22 күн бұрын

​@@penguinista Haaaaaa 👍🏼😉😁🤣

@___beyondhorizon4664

22 күн бұрын

Also MTG

@abedint1

22 күн бұрын

So surreal, Sarah Palin seems quaint now with all these equally unqualified sadists trying to out-cruel eachother to get in on that sweet, sweet MAGA money

@ttcc5273

22 күн бұрын

Sarah Palin can see Russia’s gravel pit from her house!

"I've got worms for brains. Not s*** for brains." Has to be one of the best things I've heard all year 😂.

@brianwest2775

22 күн бұрын

That skit started slow but then got great.

@vannshuttleworth4738

22 күн бұрын

It was a Chef's Kiss!

@joshmartin125

22 күн бұрын

I totally agree!

@inevitablesuccess6319

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@thomxAristy

22 күн бұрын

You have s*** for brains if you think Biden can debate Kennedy and win. What’s odd is that you support a brain dead candidate, who can’t do interviews and still have the gall to imply you are the smart one. 😂😂

I’m not gonna discuss my meetings with world leaders . Just gonna write about it in my book falsely

@topherdean1024

19 күн бұрын

🤣

@lovetafrank7852

13 күн бұрын

That would be the only thing that would keep shitler from choosing her because she called his boyfriend a tiny tyrant.

Is insanity a qualification for politics these days.

@bokhans

21 күн бұрын

In GOP yes, the list is endless.

@stevencooke1027

21 күн бұрын

In the GOP, it\s a minimum requirement.

@twopartiesoneoligarchy5608

20 күн бұрын

BIDEN, DEBATE RFK. Let's see whose brain is working better. This is disgusting propaganda focused on keeping the DNC/RNC in power.

@mnomadvfx

20 күн бұрын

No, it's just that republican voters just don't care if they see it anymore so long as the candidate reads from the same tired list of conservative b1tching talking points about owning the libs.

@chelseaclerke3582

19 күн бұрын

It is for MAGA politicians.

How are these not headlines from The Onion

@serjeantpepper2986

22 күн бұрын

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BRAGS ABOUT BRAINWORMS VP-FRONTRUNNER BRAGS ABOUT KILLING PUPPIES ADULT FILM ACTRESS TESTIFIES AGAINST FORMER PRESIDENT IN HUSH MONEY ELECTION INTERFERENCE SCANDAL how do you even satirize this stuff?

@nomore6167

22 күн бұрын

It really is scary that nowadays, you can't tell if something is satire or real because so much of the world has gone insane.

@BaconTomatoCheese

22 күн бұрын

Poor The Onion… Will have to file for bankruptcy soon

@CraniumOnEmpty

18 күн бұрын

They probably were at one point or another. Now they just are things that happen.

The worm died of malnutrition.

@sammymarcy6029

22 күн бұрын

That worm must be a cannibal

@jeanneratterman

22 күн бұрын

👏😆👍

@saar144

22 күн бұрын

From food poisoning, more likely

@sammymarcy6029

22 күн бұрын

@@saar144 the worm must have been a cannibal

@edwardallenthree

22 күн бұрын

Which is really too bad. Losing a little bit of brain to the worm is bad, but having a dead worm in your brain, that's really bad. Both for the brain and for the worm, peace be upon him.

"Did you wanna talk about something else?" "Nope, you can leave now."

@andyghkfilm2287

20 күн бұрын

“Why would I want to talk about anything else…?”

@topherdean1024

19 күн бұрын

🤣

Klepper killed it with this story. Great segment transition.

@davidnewell3232

19 күн бұрын

Klepper killed it? Which, the puppy or the worm?

Noem's brainworms are still free range.

@poutinenator

22 күн бұрын

So do Eileen Cannon's.

@eileennovak1656

22 күн бұрын

that's all we need to know

@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq

22 күн бұрын

Her editor was a variegated ficus.

@stephansteohanlarsen7457

22 күн бұрын

There's a lot of them in the gravel pit and 😢

@jackrabbitping

22 күн бұрын

Yes somehow a gun range too, jesus christ what a nut job.

Every cable news anchor: Did you meet Kim Jong Un? Noem: i traveled the world and the seven seas...everybody's looking for something. Some of them want to use you...

@tealsquare

22 күн бұрын

"Many many leaders" 😂😂😂

@AnnaMariaWolf

22 күн бұрын

Meanwhile in a NY court 'Don't mess with a missionary man...'

@DawnDavidson

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@angelikalindenau943

22 күн бұрын

One of my all-time favourites. Even made the kindest old parish priests smile when I quoted it to him who had spent his life listening to the stories that drove people to seek consolation from this porthole to their faith (and whose company I cherished, for his wicked sense of humour)

@ross-carlson

22 күн бұрын

"And some of them want to be abused" - sure does explain Trump supporters, huh? Wanting to be abused?

Jordan Klepper is one of the most hysterical dudes on TV. Smart, funny, quick-witted... I love you dude!😂

"I'm not going to answer your question. " -- "Then howabout you get the heck out of our studio?"

@lovetafrank7852

13 күн бұрын

Yah she accepts going on just to talk over them saying the exact same thing.

"He's legally a thermometer." 😂😂😂

@SugarandSarcasm

22 күн бұрын

That one got me 🤣

@mermaid10x

22 күн бұрын

Me too!

@JZsBFF

22 күн бұрын

°F or °C

@notreallyhere67

21 күн бұрын

@@JZsBFF F because 'Murrica uses FREEDOM UNITS

Hahaha “She loved the last 2 minutes of Ole Yeller”

4:00 "I'm not going to discuss about my meetings with world leaders." Wow… *that* was pathetic.

She called little children tyrants.

@UberLummox

22 күн бұрын

Imagine HER teaching children??? Yikes.

@cleverusername9369

22 күн бұрын

Honestly that's the truest, most honest thing she said

@luellaheetderks9311

22 күн бұрын

Sociopath

@AncientActivist

22 күн бұрын

I've had brief interactions with kids, young'uns. Early enough in life to know that NO WAY was I going to go through that. You know when something makes you feel 'mental.' I chose peace and luxury vacations. ❤

@troyallen8223

22 күн бұрын

That's insane...

Just when you think 💭 US politics could not get any more bizarre and embarrassing

@brianwest2775

22 күн бұрын

I have fact-checked so many stories that I thought "that can't be true" and then discover that they are true. :(

@benfischer6303

22 күн бұрын

I just love it. But just a foreigner, as an American I don't think I could handle it.

@DJMarcO138

22 күн бұрын

At least they're amusing if you nurture a healthy, sick sense of humor.

@avedic

22 күн бұрын

I've never thought that....to be honest.

@kathleenroberts6931

22 күн бұрын

Cruelty is their currency & violence is their vice 😡 Vonshitsinpants will choose Noem.

This is a GLORIOUS time to be a comedy news show.

I am older than RFK. I know where he got that idea. There is an old black and white series called the Night Gallery (Earwig episode) where a worm enters a man's head through his ear while he is sleeping. Starts acting strange and in the end they discover the worm that entered his ear, also laid eggs.

@EndPoliticalCorruption

21 күн бұрын

Oh, cool; wasn't aware. I was thinking of the brain slugs from _Futurama,_ or the ep "Parasites Lost."

@topherdean1024

19 күн бұрын

And of course, the idea for that Night Gallery episode was the result of recent discoveries of parasitic organisms in our brains, such as toxoplasmosis, which is now being studied as a possible contributor to schizophrenia.

@finfineau

16 күн бұрын

unless we're talking about the one Khan pushed in poor Chekov's ear canal. Note that i suspect without watching the video that they're ridiculing RFK to make Biden sound sentient. Poopoo mouth comedians defending the Democrats... at least they don't pretend to be leftists anymore

This entire segment was GOLD. Jordan was channeling Colbert with his reading of the hilarious "He's legally a thermometer" line. Desi's 'worms for brain' line -- also hilarious. And major props to Elizabeth Vargas for respectfully telling Noem "you didn't answer my question." 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

@mikeyeee

22 күн бұрын

Just read this after posting my comment. Colbert is not funny, and you just proved my point, the thermometer joke was a bad joke, and the pause to try and get more laughter was.. cringe

@kalipw0210

22 күн бұрын

​@@mikeyeeeIntelligence and humor. You can't have one without the other.

@dantheman332

22 күн бұрын

​@mikeyeee you have no sense of humor my son

@MiddleAgedGeek

22 күн бұрын

@@mikeyeee Intelligence and sense of humor is not requisite to join the MAGA club.

@jbuster9

22 күн бұрын

@@mikeyeee he paused because it got a big laugh, silly goose

"Legally a thermometer" was entirely unexpected.

chef's kiss to whoever wrote the thermometer joke.

This election is going to be a cluster**** with these types of people.

Noem has a creepy cold stare. 👽

@isocarboxazid

22 күн бұрын

what else would you expect from a dog killer, come on now lol

@colleen2778

22 күн бұрын

They call that the sociopath stare 😬

@77Creation

22 күн бұрын

@@colleen2778 She's a psychopath. There is a difference.

@RyouShi98

22 күн бұрын

Reminds me of Other Mother from Coraline

@billthecat129

22 күн бұрын

Psychopaths have the same stare

Sad to hear the worm starved to death.

@jackiechristian-di6sy

22 күн бұрын

Ive been seeing all your comments lately and you're funny! I think your logo is very distinctive.

@thehellyousay

22 күн бұрын

i doubt that's what's on the coroner's report ...

@robertnapier624

22 күн бұрын

@@thehellyousay did you think ms noem killed it?

@thomxAristy

22 күн бұрын

That’s what happened to Bidens. Yet you support a brain dead president

If 20 years ago someone telling us ,this people will the presidential candidates with all this package, we would say: nooo way.😂

@anograsek

17 күн бұрын

They make Tiger King look normal in comparison...

"He's legally a thermometer." is the best one-liner.

@TecKnoChoCoLaTe

20 күн бұрын

I literally did a spit take! I was not expecting that punchline lol

I’m surprised RFK JR didn’t claim the worm was implanted through a vaccine.

@kingjamos2422

22 күн бұрын

But that would imply that he took a vaccine.

@edwardallenthree

22 күн бұрын

No, it came from eating raw pork.

@unspoken7704

22 күн бұрын

Why not, thats not his schtick.

@unspoken7704

22 күн бұрын

@@kingjamos2422 These bots don't get it

@anadoripanther3196

22 күн бұрын

don't give him any ideas

Nome was 22 thirty years ago, and had a newborn......she hasn't been 'making policy' for 30 years....the lies flow so easy.

@terrimitchell5616

22 күн бұрын

Nor did she shoot Cricket 20 years ago. Unless they let newborns ride the school bus.

@cogitorium1089

21 күн бұрын

Okay I hate to be hatin' on women's looks, but are you really telling me this woman is in her 50s? By her looks I assumed at least Madonna's age

@maargenbx1454

21 күн бұрын

⁠@@terrimitchell5616Her kids are 28, 26, and 23 - of course 8 and 6 year olds ride the school bus 🙄

@1MarkKeller

21 күн бұрын

@@cogitorium1089 She's had work done ... to look like Melania.

@aubrey1633

21 күн бұрын

They know their base isn't that bright. Look at their leader. Trump contradicts himself all the time and continuously lies.

Oh, so we aren’t ruled by lizard people, but by worm people 😂

I swear this woman makes Sarah Palin look like a genius

Puppy- Smelly goat- Three family horses-- Whos next? Gramps?

@EricLackner

22 күн бұрын

Who's next??? America.

@0Fyrebrand0

22 күн бұрын

Gramps died when they had a "covid spreader party to own the libs."

@MsWarriordiva

22 күн бұрын

Actually 6 horses!

@catseye1009

22 күн бұрын

😅gramps?

@PleaseDontEatAnimals

22 күн бұрын

The average American kills 100 innocent animals per year. 😢 I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than animal eaters). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. Everyone can make the choice to get out of an abusive relationship today simply by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣🐟🐬🐐🐑🦃🐢 To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

How come Republicans refuse to answer the question that was asked?

@AllenKnutson

22 күн бұрын

What's the upside?

@ray.shoesmith

22 күн бұрын

Because their only 2 choices are to either avoid the question or admit to lying

@philipstanco6011

22 күн бұрын

@@ray.shoesmith Well, there you are right.

@los447

22 күн бұрын

Because they're liars. Liars always hide/dodge the truth.

@dennisstashek9653

22 күн бұрын

You would have to be maga to understand, I am told from that big strong guy with tears running down his face 😂😂😂

what a goldmine for late night...

@Mondfischli

22 күн бұрын

...when the jokes write themselves week 😂

@Beth-zg6gb

22 күн бұрын

The GOP and DJT write the jokes every week! 🌊🇺🇸💙

@seanmccuen6970

22 күн бұрын

@@Beth-zg6gb no lie. fkn' asinine clowns (and that's being polite).

@soliniv1411

22 күн бұрын

It is the golden age of late night, so much material 😂

@duyanhpham9227

22 күн бұрын

The only thing he made great again was late night comedy

Best line ever Desi! Chefs kiss👏👏👏👏👏👏

Every election year I am disappointed how ridiculous our options are and every 4 years, they get worse.

I think RFK's exwifes lawyer needs to drag him back to court since he's now saying there was NO cognitive decline. 🤑

@IceWolfLoki

22 күн бұрын

Yeah but in this case "saying there was NO cognitive decline" is likely a symptom of his cognitive decline.

@Drew-bc7zj

22 күн бұрын

@@IceWolfLoki "Your honor, I would like to call the worm to the stand to testify..."

@sfdntk

21 күн бұрын

@user-mw1lh9ed5uda comrade, we are regular people from US state and we say vote for worm in brain guy

"I have cognitive problems, clearly" We already knew that dude 🙄

Polluted water caused high mercury in fish. I am glad RFK Jr brought this to our attention and fought to clean our waterways.

@MrSlanderer

20 күн бұрын

Nah, mercury in fish has been known about for years, if not decades. He's just repeating old news.

@MrSlanderer

19 күн бұрын

@@markwilson4374 So basically, he's taking other people's research, and repackaging it as his own (while railing against science that he disagrees with), which is what I was saying in the first place. And judging by another comment of yours, it appears your anti-vax belief is the ACTUAL reason you support him. Yeah, you're that predictable...

@MrSlanderer

19 күн бұрын

@@markwilson4374 You do realize I can see your anti-vax comments, simply by clicking on your username, right?

@MrSlanderer

19 күн бұрын

@@markwilson4374 You posted RFK Jr's anti-vax remarks, alluding to vaccines not being thoroughly vetted. He has yet to prove his beliefs that vaccines cause autism, yet he continues promoting the idea, blaming the media for his own inability to prove his own claims. By the way: Calm down. We all have our own lives to live. Not everyone has the time of day, waiting around to argue with anti-vaxxers.

Jordan, you nailed it like always!

LOL! Jordan's inconsolably exasperated *_"WHAT?!?"_* at 4:59 absolutely floored me. I honestly don't think he was overacting there. That was absolutely the appropriate reaction. Reality really is that unhinged. This HAS to be a simulation.

"I shot a dog once, did you hear about that?" 😂😂😂

@chovue2363

22 күн бұрын

"yes, but were talking about your audiobook recording." 🤣

@ingridakerblom7577

22 күн бұрын

Maga! 😂

@br0dy32

21 күн бұрын

That was the best line 😅

This was great. Especially since I rewatched Invasion of the Body Snatchers over the weekend. Perfect timing.

From Axios regarding RFK Jr. (5/8/2024): The most common type of neuroparasitosis ... is caused by larvae of the pork tapeworm, which is what infectious disease experts and neurosurgeons ... said Kennedy might have had in his brain. People generally develop neurocysticercosis by swallowing microscopic pork tapeworm eggs passed in the feces of a person who has an intestinal tapeworm, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. A common method for spreading the tapeworm is when a person who has one doesn't wash their hands properly and prepares food that is eaten by others. This November, please think about your choices. Thank you!

@ebethlouise2201

21 күн бұрын

And wash your hands!

@Helios--

18 күн бұрын

Most of the "choices" available do the bidding of AIPAC and other lobbyists/special interest groups lol

Palin also made claims about meeting with world leaders that suddenly got vague.

@reknown123

22 күн бұрын

it was in her autobiography "nailin palin"

@wisconsinfarmer4742

22 күн бұрын

@@reknown123 R's love pretty faces with no brain.

@rdelrosso1973

22 күн бұрын

And Palin said she reads "EVERY" Newspaper ("ALL of them"), but could not name ONE!

@EricLackner

22 күн бұрын

TBF, she could almost see Russia from her balcony.... if she squinted real hard, and imagined quite a bit...

@IceWolfLoki

22 күн бұрын

@@rdelrosso1973 come on every one knows that "Every Newspaper" and "All of them" are premiere news publications with the best journalists.

“I’m missing parts of my brain. Vote for me!”

@unspoken7704

22 күн бұрын

Biden? is that you?

@ladym1991

22 күн бұрын

👏👏😂🏆🥇🪱🧠

@los447

22 күн бұрын

Clearly it's dUMP.

@Patriot-Eaglehead

22 күн бұрын

Trump? Is that you?

@angelikalindenau943

22 күн бұрын

Must-have t-shirt!

How do we live in this distopia?

@bossyboots5000

14 күн бұрын

Drugs? And cat videos?

Amazing team like always great job guys and gal .

I LOVED that line, I have worms for brains not $hit for brains, laughed sooooo hard !

@marjoriegarland2798

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂🎉

@fergyferg8712

22 күн бұрын

Why rfk is the best candidate

When Noem says "did you want to talk about something else today?" It sounds as much like a threat as it does like a request. Like "I will storm out and blackball you right now if you don't drop this."

@stinew358

22 күн бұрын

She has a face full of Botox. Who knows what she was feeling

@DonoVideoProductions

21 күн бұрын

Yep. I wish Elizabeth, and all reporters faced with stonewalling of this sort, would simply say, "No. If you're not going to answer the questions I have, then we're done." Who cares if she comes back? All she does is lie anyway.

The touching eyeballs but was gold...

I’m surprised he didn’t blame vaccines for the worm.

This is the most coverage I’ve ever seen South Dakota get on TV! And I’m from there!

@jaengen

22 күн бұрын

And it’s such a positive and heartwarming story too!

The Noem story is fun. It’s a throwback to when we cared about politicians lying.

@agathac6187

22 күн бұрын

She reminds me of Santos.

RFK Jr. It's time.

The best example of a lying politician. As Americans, we need to let our politicians know that this is unacceptable.

It's not that this is the best that America has to offer. The problem is that the best that America has to offer have more fulfilling lives, and they don't get into politics. The political positions then, are becoming increasingly filled with.... people like this.

@craven5328

22 күн бұрын

As Douglas Adam's said: "The major problem-one of the major problems, for there are several-one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

@MengzisDisciple

22 күн бұрын

The problem is after billionaires took over both parties (Neoliberalism--Trickle Down), they have made it only those supported by billionaires can win an election. Look at the job they did on Bernie Sanders--Hillary told the DNC if she wasn't the candidate there wouldn't be any donations coming from wealthy benefactors, so they fed her the answers beforehand for debates and the media crucified him.

@DammikaW48474

22 күн бұрын

And then... there were Presidents like Barak Obama and John F. Kennedy too.

@BigSmiley0TV

22 күн бұрын

​@@craven5328yes great quote, and have long felt that the first to say they want the job should be the first we exclude. Perhaps, it should be a bit more like jury duty and we then vote out of a pool of 12 or so, that don't want the job but are forced of legal civic duty

@EricLackner

22 күн бұрын

Which is increasingly filled more and more by those who are savvy with social media, and not public policy.

Incredible how they act when they are in denial

@EricLackner

22 күн бұрын

Lying isn't the way into Trump's VP heart of hearts -- completely doubling down over and over in the face of the lie is the way.

"he's legally a thermometer" - killed it!

Thank you, Jordon

Oh, my... you guys killed it with this whole segment. Perfect.

absolutely unreal week for Jordan to be hosting 😭👏🏼

I don't know, Klepper. Comedy Central just needs to give you the main hosting gig. I love your delivery. Cracked up all through this. Kodos to the writers too.

This explains a lot.

One of the most epic Daily’s ever!

I love it when Jordan has the desk.

The thermometer joke was pure gold

Great show

We are truly living in the lead-up to Mad Max times...

@Brasswatchman

22 күн бұрын

Haven't we always been?

No Going Back? She wishes she could go back.

"About the dog" hilarious Stewart Varney...

Brilliant Jordan. Thank you.

Desi’s line at the end was the best. “I said I have worms for brains, not 💩for brains!”. 😆😂🤣(I clearly should have read the comments before beating a dead horse down here)

@bubbawilliams

21 күн бұрын

It's a great line

@Sarcasticron

21 күн бұрын

It's okay to say something nice more than once. We need more Desi, so preach it to the algorhythm!

@twopartiesoneoligarchy5608

20 күн бұрын

BIDEN, DEBATE RFK. Let's see whose brain is working better. This is disgusting propaganda focused on keeping the DNC/RNC in power.

@jcdlovetron

19 күн бұрын

At least you didn’t shoot the horse.

Jordan, I remember the story you did when you went to an NRA convention and included some clips from a speech Noem made. I’m sure you remember it- at age ten, she and her dad were hunting and camping; near dark, dad sent her, on horseback, back to their campsite. Alone, in the dark. *Thinking she was being followed by a bear.* She didn’t find out until much later that it was her dad following her, “making bear noises.” I believe she told the story to prove to that roomful of the nuttiest of all the gun nuts that, from a young age, she learned how to be tough and brave. That she was brought up to be a rugged, gun-totin,’ horseback-ridin’ outdoors… person. It just made me feel sorry for her. I’m a woman, and I could hear in her voice when she told that story that she was still traumatized by the memory. But, modern conservative women must either be subservient tradwives OR “alpha male” personalities in women’s bodies. Not that they’re trans, OH CHRIST NO NOT THAT! She grew up without ever being allowed to talk about how scared she was that night, nor about any other “softness” or “weakness.” She isn’t even aware that that’s what’s been bothering her for her entire life. It’s no wonder she is the way she is.

@sundayhinojosa8114

22 күн бұрын

You mean all EFFF'D UP! 😵‍💫😵🤪

@raphaellavictoria01

22 күн бұрын

Hmm🤔Nah. She's just a psychopath proud of her psychopathic daddy.

@pamelabennett1492

22 күн бұрын

What a sadistic parent! To emulate a danger instead of training to feel secure, is deplorable

@MsWarriordiva

22 күн бұрын

Now we know where she got her sociopathic genes.

@hannahschneyder6651

22 күн бұрын

It's either that, or that story was completely made up as well.

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

Anyone else getting Futurama vibes?

Klepper & Lydic awesome

What a terrible day to have ears!

Give some credit where it is due - Futurama's Brain Slugs

Awesome segment.

My condolences go out to the family of that worm.

@angelikalindenau943

22 күн бұрын

What about thoughts and prayers for the cruelty of where it happened?

Youd think that Ivermectin would have cleared that up!

@sundayhinojosa8114

22 күн бұрын

Or a straight up shot of bleach Trump style. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Blue.

"He's legally a thermometer." 🤣🤣

More Desi!! The Daily Show is killing it lately btw

Eating their own

@JB-lp9xr

22 күн бұрын

The worms?

@davidguelette7036

22 күн бұрын

An obviously poor diet.

That worm would have been easy to find, it would have been the only thing in there

@rcpilot179

22 күн бұрын

It died from loneliness 😅

So funny. The best part is they both embraced it.

You are the best Jordan!!! You should be the next full-time host!!!

"Brain worms" was basically the free space on everyone's Election 2024 bingo card.

Trump knows all the best worm people.

She and George Santos should write a book together. Grifters.

Brilliant, Jordan…and all the D.S. Team! Wake up, America…please…..

We are living in clown world 😂

@trevorz459

22 күн бұрын

Or worm world 😅😂

Wow, I love Desi Lordic.

@isocarboxazid

22 күн бұрын

I ALSO LOVE DESSY LURDOCK

Great writing!

That thermometer bit got me 😂😂😂😊