Top gear top tips in 2002-2006 were actually useful

@jamesengland7461

2 жыл бұрын

That was unintentional :)

@sjfoster12

2 жыл бұрын

Back when the show was vaguely sensible

@vaggelisgian

Жыл бұрын

1:25 is a very useful top tip

@anusername8350

Жыл бұрын

@@vaggelisgian I put it into practice at least once a month

@thecolourrose9022

10 ай бұрын

They all were

TGTT’s in early TG: *somewhat useful consumer advice* TGTT’s in late TG: *”KILL ALL MAGPIES, AND KILL THEM NOW!!”*

@caellumrevolta2839

3 ай бұрын

Living in Australia, I agree with that.

13:19 The Stig photocopying his head in the background

@UnstoppableEmpire

2 жыл бұрын

I never noticed that he blends with the light

"why are you called 'Pagani Zonda with the optional Ceramic Brake Package'?" gets me every time

@Vicus_of_Utrecht

8 ай бұрын

Fuckin read this as it was said, holy fuck

19:03 Top Gear invented the "Dad, why is my sister named Rose?" meme

@AverageAlien

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@aaroncable340

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Rose the drink I thought it was just rose like the flower took a second to work that out probably because there wasn't someone saying it so it looked the same and I said the wrong word tho does seem something Jeremy would do but then you can play it off the daughter can and just call herself rose like the flower and have a nice name but kia kind of works unless there into cars then it probably wouldn't but could be worse could be Peugeot 206 or peel p50 or smart car or fiat the meaning it got or ford fix or repair daily tho surprised Jeremy didn't call a child ford gt or have one then call him or her ford gt

@tolyo96

Жыл бұрын

Are you insane

@raven_of_zoso455

Жыл бұрын

Stop asking stupid questions Anal-Creampie.

@WhoLover

Жыл бұрын

Oh hey brick

I love when there's a really old clip out of nowhere that I wasn't expecting

I dunno if there is enough clips but a "Bought you a gift" compilation would be awesome

@raven_of_zoso455

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Player-jx9pd

Жыл бұрын

Yes

8:39 is a bit that has aged better than I think anyone could've anticipated, given the absolutely ridiculous used car market right now.

@rotarydude9737

10 ай бұрын

And is FIRMLY why EV's are NOT the future. No Used car market, Lower class most affected. (Not even going to start on the Waste they produce @ end of life, which has been reduced etc, etc)

@Vicus_of_Utrecht

8 ай бұрын

@@rotarydude9737 and batteries are not recycled. Even if claimed, the vendor is just dumping to India or Africa.

@matthewshipley739

22 күн бұрын

This is why I always keep my eye on AutoTrader and all of the other online used car market sites. Some of the stuff you can find on there is wonderful value for money, as well as undisputed classics motors

I christen this child: "Pagani Zonda with the optional ceramic brake package"

Top Gear's Car for a 17 y/o challenge is their best episode imo, I think it was the perfect pivot point from when "old" new Top Gear UK went from the best motoring show... *_in the world_* into the best show *_of ALL Time_* full stop.

13:15 Stig photocopying himself, a mountain of gold ingots, the photograph of a cow on hammonds desk, the caravan penholder.. yuuup, sounds like Top Gear

@whiteplumcat

2 ай бұрын

And the MP5 on Jeremys desk.

@VramanNoodles

19 күн бұрын

⁠@@whiteplumcatWait! What’s that doing there?

@whiteplumcat

18 күн бұрын

@@VramanNoodles when you sit next to james may, you always need a handy weapon on stand by

@VramanNoodles

18 күн бұрын

@@whiteplumcat 😂

"Saabs are driven by architects". Lol. The ONE TIME in my life I ever talked to someone in a Saab was me stopping to swap the flat tire for the spare for an older gentleman in Charleston, SC off the interstate. It was roasting hot outside. The man turned out to be an architect from Toronto. In a Saab

@donmontague4107

Жыл бұрын

I once swapped my flat tyre for an older gentleman. I was very lucky to be driving through Westminster when I had to change it.

@RedfishCarolina

Жыл бұрын

@@donmontague4107 What's even more astounding is that the bolt hole pattern was right.

@donmontague4107

Жыл бұрын

@@RedfishCarolina This is probably a smart comment...but I didn't get it :D

12:27 Foreshadowing the Lochdown special.

"YES, you CAN buy a supercar for less than £10,000, but for the love of God, DON'T!"

I was wating for the top gear top tips compilation for while now and you delivered

Make a Hammond being short compilation. Please.

@lennyface8195

2 жыл бұрын

Hammond: _"You finished with half a car."_ Clarkson: *_"You're half a person."_*

@saintbarnabasshackles2437

2 жыл бұрын

@@lennyface8195 "Speaking of our resident elf"

@STEViEZHUU

2 жыл бұрын

Hammond being short compilation is just the entire top Gear run

@aaroncable340

2 жыл бұрын

Tho did you notice the camera angle on the floor do you think that was a thing to make Hammond look smaller

@duongnhdn

2 жыл бұрын

And there's something very small came up... in a Mini.

Just remembered in early days of TG James May replaces Jason Dawe that acts as Top Gear Used Cars correspondent, which did give genuinely useful tips.

Compilation suggestion: the boys thanking locals for help when broken-down/stranded

@kokodjamba6657

2 жыл бұрын

That's just Reliant Robin episode. Maybe alongside creepy James May *HELLO* when two girls helped Jeremy while he hasn't even broken down *HELLO*

@DrewSavo

2 ай бұрын

Maybe that could be expanded to include any moments when passers by are helping them. Some scenes include: the Green Grocer and Rolls Corniche in London; Moving Mays Crossley in Eurotrash, and the bit with the classic car auction.

1:55 the best part, I am crying hahaha

"Lorryist"

Jeremy has always wanted to drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool. Who does he think he is - Keith Moon?

Late 2022, and the Monaro (4:40), is still such a good looking car! I would still totally have one. But, I'm too cheap, poor and lazy. 😁

"hammond you've had your teeth done" compilation pls x

@applejuice5272

2 жыл бұрын

I HAVE NOT HAD MY TEETH DONE

4:35 and I thought Jezza had thick eyebrows.

Great video 📹, thanks I miss those guys

They are so brilliant. Love taking the piss and being facetious. Love watching the old ones . The newer ones are crap that's why it finished

Some excellent consumer advice from St Jeremy, Captain Slow and Hammond.

perfect ending. ty for content!

6:31 A V O I D is my favourite Top Gear Top Tip, it can jjst be so funny when out of context and you most certaintly will lose every penny you have on the car on the tv screen. Top Gear Top Tip: if you want a muscle car... A V O I D the newer Mustangs. Save your money and buy a Jensen Interceptor.

@Funni_Slime_Human

2 жыл бұрын

Horizon Hermes Halo Tip: If you want a car that outperforms all A800 cars, get a Rite Of Passage tuned Ford Capri and become a Guanajuato road speed star.

6:43 A V O I D

Jeremy: " Don't buy a Ferrari, buy a field." *cuts to Jeremy in a Ferrari *

6:42 This has meme potential

@budakbaongsiah

Жыл бұрын

*a v o i d*

I miss the guys being on Top Gear.

@cancer_sucks

2 жыл бұрын

its still going? wow i bet the numbers never reach anywhere near these 3 achieved! couldnt watch it once they left tbh

@MarkMeadows90

2 жыл бұрын

@@cancer_sucks it is still going I believe. Ratings have dropped ever since the OG trio left back in 2015.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarkMeadows90 Some time ago, I checked Top Gear's viewership numbers, and it turns out the numbers got cut in half when the trio left. To say the new Top Gear nosedived is an understatement

@Thwack992

Жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 Top Gear Top Tip: Rent one of these, someone you don’t like, cut their ratings in half.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

@@Thwack992 That was really clever tbh

You deserve so much more views.

Some classics in here

13:22 im trying this wish me luck!

Has anyone told Jeremy about this chap called Mao Zedong who tried a version of the magpie thing that didn't end that well

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

Because Mao targeted, in fact, sparrows.

19:40 that random MP5 just sitting there on Jeremy's desk.

Please do the “good news” if you haven’t

@JamaicanCastle

8 ай бұрын

Good news, everyone!

The end is really interesting: 3 cars no one cares about anymore and 3 modern classics. They knew what they were talking about

I love you Hammond, thanks for making this channel You are a American

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

He may be British, but he is a true American

@bosanceros1377

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 he's serbian

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@bosanceros1377 Wait a minute what

@bosanceros1377

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 you are lithuanian, a fish moght cause your peoples extintion

💗 I like this video ! 👍👍

"If you want a Cadillac, buy a Vauxhall"😂

Her there been an all TG accidents and wrecks compilation?

Were never any - Grand Tour Top Tips - sadly RIP old Top Gear with the trio.... ⏳😞

OMG 13:18 Stig on a copy machine

12:00 also doubles as a John Madden Top Tip

Top Gear top tip: a v o i d

Top Gear top tip: If you're going to demand hot food, dont lose your cool and whatever you do, don't punch the producer.

@donmontague4107

Жыл бұрын

Callum? Or Chris...

@Atlastheyote222

Жыл бұрын

@@donmontague4107 shhh :)

@ineedapharmists

Жыл бұрын

@@Atlastheyote222 why the more I watch top gear the more I find Jeremy is an absolute asshole

@philiprice7875

3 ай бұрын

top gear top tip if you want the BBC to sack you so you can sign a deal with netflix that will turn you into a multi-millionaire and destroy the BBC's top revenue earner after tax payer punch a producer

@nhancao4790

2 ай бұрын

More like: do punch your producer, you will get sacked but you also get a ridiculously lucative contract with Amazon

KuruHS be like: 0:56 😂

I watch this episode when it came out new and was convinced The producers were trying to kill our gentle hosts...

Top gear top tip avoiiid

6:42 😂😂😂

Top gear TOP tip

5:11 😂

13:20 Stig photocopying his head

2:48 what episode

Heres a top gear top tip if your sick of working for the bbc punch a producer

Did anybody notice at 13:19 the Stig photocopying his head?

I don't notice it before, jeremy still saying top tips instead of grand tips in the grand tour?

“Top Gear Top Tip: *avoid.* “

@almostkentish3042

Жыл бұрын

*"A v o i d"*

Top gear many hours/days later compilation 🤔

How about Clarkson, May, Hammond crashing into one another?

Doctor of engineering twice

0:55 what is even on that Power Lap Time that's twice as wide as the entire board?

@gooddypm

2 жыл бұрын

Koenigsegg CCX 1.17:60

@kenalba5641

2 жыл бұрын

Koeniggggggggggggggggggsegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggabbbavikingccx

@Thwack992

Жыл бұрын

Some car we can’t spell properly, kernelsex or something

Surprised they're allowed to say top tip in the grand tour

Top Gear Top Tip: Listen to the voices.

I christen this child Doorway Of Currys

11:51 You can't fool me - that's not Top Gear. Great compilation, though.

How about Tip Tops?

who is the guy at 6:51？

@shr2000

2 жыл бұрын

Same question + episode number?

@decodolly1535

2 жыл бұрын

Don't know his name but he's the bloke who raced Clarkson over the London Marathon course and won running it while Clarkson lost driving the car. That's London traffic for you. No idea why anyone drives in London. There's very little which is more satisfying than walking past a traffic jam.

@shr2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@decodolly1535 oh yeah now i am slightly remembering the episode

@pickering746

2 жыл бұрын

Think he was Mr Muir "Mr Muir beat me using nothing but half a horsepower and some toast" 🤣

13:22 the boys were ahead of the times

Ring Alan Titchmarsh

Uuuuummmm Magpies are songbirds !!!!!!!

When they spoke about the fiat that got 38mpg I felt attacked cause my 2.5l 4 cylinder gets 12 and some change. Highest I’ve ever had it was 29

@ridhwanramzi4773

2 жыл бұрын

That's cuz yours is a 2.5L that was designed around 20 years ago pushing nearly 3 times more power than the Fiat 500 Twin Air lol

@trashedsti7869

2 жыл бұрын

@@ridhwanramzi4773 I’m well aware of the conditions, I was more making fun of my own lead foot

@trashedsti7869

2 жыл бұрын

@@ridhwanramzi4773 also 4 just short of 5 times the power, just to be a dick

@ridhwanramzi4773

2 жыл бұрын

@@trashedsti7869 yes yes I was aware of the intentions. You must vape as well haha On a more serious note tho, nice ride, drive safe

@trashedsti7869

2 жыл бұрын

@@ridhwanramzi4773 I don’t leave the house without the vape and a spare headgasket. And I would drive safe but I fuckin hate myself. Take chances, it’s more fun

11:52 top gear top tips compilation and they include something from The Grand Tour

@CricketEngland

2 жыл бұрын

A KZreadr that obviously doesn’t know how to use the heart comment icon

Here's a TopGear Top Tip. There is one problem with TopGear, it is now out of gear.

16:53 💀💀💀

15:03 I drive a Renault Clio, o no

17:26

Tho just saying but of all the names to possibly have for the rest of your life kia I don't think a kid would want kia tho I'm not saying it's a bad name but actually I'm not sure would it be a bad thing to put up with at school or something or just normal I guess if people were interested in cars or they were it would possibly be odd or annoying but would people not interested in cars notice or kids notice

@Rasscasse

2 жыл бұрын

Much better than Mazda Bongo Friendee!

@aaroncable340

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rasscasse 😂 would be allright in some countries I'd find it more amusing tho you could get your mates to call you a different name I guess or ask teachers too

@Rasscasse

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but imagine trying to get your girlfriend to marry you with a name like that! Do you Mr Bongo Friendee? Take this woman.. She’s gonna say no right. If you would like more amusement, have a Google of unusual car names from the past, some of them are unbelievably ridiculous.

@aaroncable340

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rasscasse yeah

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

And it's not like Kias are especially bad cars. I mean, imagine if you were named Vauxhall or Citroen.

Top Gear top tip *AVOID*

The Clip In They Drive Audi As Getaway Car is From Grand Tour Not Top Gear, I Think people Consider GT As New Top Gear .

11:03

5:25

😎👍🇺🇸

CIA NICE AWES0ME🎉✨🎉✨🎉🎉🎎🎭🎎🎭🎎🎭🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🎗🎑🎑🎑🎑🎑🎑🎑✨🎆

5:13 why is she a particular interest?? Just random lol

🤣🤣

I thought murderers drove ford broncos or is that just the US

Absolutely noone: Top Gear: 7:11

0:48

I'm Mm be I'm We I'm You Ok You

Listening to the British use imperial system makes me laugh for some reason. 5 miles to the gallon? Don’t you mean 2.1 km per liter? Sorry, litre.

@sugarnads

3 ай бұрын

You know they invented it right u dumb yank

Should have sued the BBC for £9 million

17:32. That's just wrong. If the engine is running, you are using fuel. You may only be using a minimal amount under those circumstances, but you must be using some, or the engine would stop.