Jezza's genius truly knows no bound. Concrete, a piece of wood and a glove

@richardendresz161

2 жыл бұрын

No that’s the entry level test of the Mazda Miata owners club

@ahmadulfarouqui1967

Жыл бұрын

he could be the second coming. think of the initials

@trashcandy1234

Жыл бұрын

that sounds like a little project i tried building in my bedroom when i was younger 😅

@jazzingpanda3190

8 ай бұрын

@@richardendresz161it’s an MX-5.

@jeremyfong5684

8 ай бұрын

​@@jazzingpanda3190MX5, or Miata as it's called in America

I just realized that they are driving the vehicular axis powers. Japan Germany Italy.

@Lil96millie

3 жыл бұрын

Can you name the Italian car tho lol I'm terrible with the knowledge about Italian cars

@shehan2948

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lil96millie fiat barchetta

@albertlira7443

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lil96millie fiat barchetta

@mrg8317

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they are cars but Isreal dont ban mercury and BMWs now do they?

@enes19992525

3 жыл бұрын

ITALY!

I love that game they're playing at the border. Something so simple and cheap and yet provided genuine excitement and fun.

@speedwaynutt

2 жыл бұрын

1 Bottle Bowling.

@johna.5293

2 жыл бұрын

Such a simple activity can bring us all together

@emiliofernandez7117

2 жыл бұрын

@@johna.5293 👍🏽

@MrMcChuckles95

Жыл бұрын

Americans should have tried that instead of killing 1 million Iraqis, might have won the hearts and minds

@daneenmurf1043

5 ай бұрын

Its as valid a sport as football or car racing.

That desert conversation by the fire and the hookah pipes had me weak...LMAO

Jeremy: "Think of the initials" James: " I think it takes more then that"

Nobody: Jeremy Clarkson when a grasshopper lands in his MX-5: *I am a God.*

@SugmaNatsu

3 жыл бұрын

Jezza may indeed be the second coming You can't disprove that😂

@kkon5ti

3 жыл бұрын

MX-5

@user-xb8ts3rc9g

3 жыл бұрын

He misread it, in truth, the mx-5 will be the saviour of our generations, showing up as a herald of the end times and eventually granting us our salvation in heaven.

@m0ndial534

3 жыл бұрын

@@kkon5ti Oop yeah MX5

@GreenStorm01

3 жыл бұрын

Not by astronomy you can't!

James' special night = his girlfriend's birthday. In typical fashion, he forgot.

Hammond should have been in the z3. Nobody knows more about dental hygiene than he does.

@alphabravo1060

2 жыл бұрын

No body on planet earth wants to own a Z car

@kwardozz

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphabravo1060 i do lol

@nikolassilos_6227

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphabravo1060 nissan or bmw? the former is for 16 year olds, the latter is for 61 year olds

@Lincolntowncoupe

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphabravo1060 not even the z1 with the disappearing doors?

@funny3scene

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikolassilos_6227 both the bmw and Nissan z cars are legendary in their own right

James is excellent at throwing stuff

@mntsam1930

2 жыл бұрын

Especially out of a car

@bigcazza5260

Жыл бұрын

@@mntsam1930 suspiciously skilled with the dildo throw

Hahah doing donuts at a border crossing in the Middle East. You got to love Clarkson

@rep100Luxio

5 жыл бұрын

I seen a few cars doing stunts at a border crossing area due to long queing

@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg

5 жыл бұрын

If it were Jenny Clarkson rather than one Jeremy Clarkson she'd be punish. Joys of the middle east. No wonder the Christians have been forced to flee enmasse.

@ObitoUchihaisgay

4 жыл бұрын

@ellis holden he is saying women do not have equal rights in the Islamic world

@user-nw6se9yc7j

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg you act like western people love middle easterns and welcome them warmly when they're around

@isakdahl7875

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love whoever writes the script*

I'm in a constant state of forgetting that Clarkson's first name is Jezza, and not "Infantile pillock"

@nathanclark4627

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a damn shame that this episode would be impossible to recreate now, due to ISIS and the Syrian Civil War.

Hammond wins a drag race, Top Gear cuts it.

@duskpede5146

3 жыл бұрын

based

@SharpBritannia

2 жыл бұрын

Dude had a Kurdish independence flag they couldn't keep it

@aviaspotter32

2 жыл бұрын

@@SharpBritannia it's literally Iraqi Kurdistan flag

@therealjamespickering

2 ай бұрын

Funny that he won the drag race in the Africa Special, and they cut it too.

They used the same footage of dudes smiling through the bars for both the frisbee thing AND the doughnuts

@oliverholmes-gunning5372

2 жыл бұрын

and the guards looking over

@DrWatson708

Жыл бұрын

I just noticed that too. Well done.

@joelouis-arena4061

Жыл бұрын

Suppose those dudes followed them around

@treyjetson5320

Жыл бұрын

Yea the editors got really lazy on that one.

@xxstellastarlightxx9284

Жыл бұрын

Yh noticed that too maybe thats why they didnt keep it in lol

Man this was the greatest show ever

@timothyjames9028

6 жыл бұрын

The Grand Tour is now!

@DeadlyLazer

5 жыл бұрын

Was *Cries*

Its really tragic how so many of these places and people no longer survive today

@Amm17ar

8 ай бұрын

To be fair, they went in the height of the war. If anything it should technically be safer now. Dunno if its true, but one would think.

@karlosbricks2413

6 ай бұрын

@@Amm17ar This was pre-Arab Spring though. Syria in particular has lost a bunch of monuments between now and 2009/2010.

@Amm17ar

6 ай бұрын

@@karlosbricks2413 Yeah true.

@carolineflanagan4521

2 ай бұрын

no they didnt they went before the syrian civil war began@@Amm17ar

I just love how they call Jeremy boring for getting an MX 5. The task was to get a roadster. May got an automatic, Hammond got a front wheel drive, Clarkson was the only one who got it right, wasn't he

@justrelaxxxxx

4 жыл бұрын

Roadster means convertible which they all got

@Uberdude6666

4 жыл бұрын

@@justrelaxxxxx Yeah that's probably what the linguistic definition is

@jamesbaxter904

3 жыл бұрын

The mx-5 is pretty boring tbh. It's also an obvious choice. You could have definitely got a better z3 for mx5 money when this was filmed. The fiat is one of the most expensive cars in that episode. At the time you could have got a boxster for the same money the fiat's were going for!

@enr-7759

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbaxter904 Mx-5 boring? Possibly you never had one, a 900kg rear wheel drive more boring than an automatic? I don't think so, more boring than a front wheel drive? I do not think so

@jamesbaxter904

3 жыл бұрын

@@enr-7759 I still have one... Up your car game and you'll no doubt realise how boring it is.

Even this deleted scenes are way better then any episodes of new top gear

@kennyvincentngodo7788

Жыл бұрын

💯

@borris3768

Жыл бұрын

Your mum's better than new top gear

@LThaPunisha

11 ай бұрын

​@@borris3768 what a nice compliment!

@daneenmurf1043

5 ай бұрын

​@@borris3768My mum is dead so its a valid comparison :)

I’m a dental hygienist and I had a Z3 when I was 16... so Clarkson’s remark seems incredibly accurate.

@anthroism26mc

5 жыл бұрын

You had a Z3 when you were 16? How wealthy are your parents?

@matej4439

5 жыл бұрын

So now you are 53 years old ?

@partickstar1135

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Campbell old z3s are cheap af, cheaper than a few months of a corsa on finance and you can own the entire z3 forever ;)

@Outside85

5 жыл бұрын

We're you as cross with it as James was by the end of it all?

@rep100Luxio

5 жыл бұрын

The best Z3 was the Z3 M , a hybrid between the Z3 and E46 M3

7:36 Gotta love the way they teleport from a desert to the middle of a city when James chimes in. Barely noticeable in the editing that one!

@blueneckmedia4590

5 жыл бұрын

That's also the style of Edgar Wright.

@HuskyGamersUNITE

Жыл бұрын

the uploader of this clip did that to shorten it. its not like that in the show.

Anybody else thought they were going to eat donuts

@gailanzangana7525

6 жыл бұрын

Shaun Gurs i was disappointed

@fisherking7798

5 жыл бұрын

You clearly are not a veteran top gear viewer 😁

@visionist7

5 жыл бұрын

* doughnuts

@shawnreynolds2705

4 жыл бұрын

I am on a diet, so yes, I thought doughnuts. Caramal icing or apple fritters.

@rm-ih1ns

4 жыл бұрын

seriously YES !!! cake-chOc-glaze + crull'er sucha disappOintme'nt

"Think of the initials" fucking Clarkson kek

@JoshLathamTutorials

6 жыл бұрын

"kek" REEEEEEEEEEE

@gooseisloose6908

11 күн бұрын

based kekster

If you listen closely you can hear Jeremy's genius.

When Hammond told Clarkson "I hate you more when you are bored" perfect

I was waiting for James to say “Buffeting” at some point during the drag race.

@rep100Luxio

5 жыл бұрын

*Race starts* James : ohh cmon 😥.....useless ! 😡 Stilt !! 😠 Hollow victory .... meaningless 😑

@thatsuaveraptor4297

4 жыл бұрын

@Robert McGuire i believe schnel means Quickly or faster. Nein means no

@novemberdelta1282

4 жыл бұрын

@@rep100Luxio the emojis ruined it

@rep100Luxio

4 жыл бұрын

@@novemberdelta1282 not my choice is there

A piece of concrete, wood and a glove. That's the most Jeremy fix I've ever seen.

@thegreatandpowerfultrixie9363

3 жыл бұрын

Probably the smartest I've ever seen Jeremy along with him fixing a break light.

Oh man I just loved the details in this show. For example in this episode in this episode, during the drag race, James May screaming "schnell". It's just perfect.

Well James' interpretation of the bible is quite something.

@DeJake

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's allegorical

@ximbabwe0228

3 жыл бұрын

It was a temporary star

your watermarks are really annoying just a bit of constructive criticism

@MetaalMeerkat

6 жыл бұрын

Watermark on footage they do not own

@TheGamerTim

6 жыл бұрын

Underdose your watermarks are annoying? That's not constructive criticism, that's bitching. Constructive criticism would go like this. You do not own the video, please take your watermark off BBC property else I shall report you for infringement. So stop bitching and do something if it really 'annoys' you.

@VolcomeZeroskate

6 жыл бұрын

PS3GameProductions thats not constructive criticism either. That's a threat. Constructive criticism would be telling him that they are distracting and maybe even going as far as to suggest an alternative for the water mark or saying remove them in general.

@rrp6405

6 жыл бұрын

nobody cares

@aleksandarmiloeski7637

6 жыл бұрын

O G That’s obviously and evidently not true.

Grand Tour ad on a Top Gear video. Perfection.

Clarkson may be an absolute bafoon- but he was a damn good presenter, so maybe the BBC should've considered whether they would do more harm to Clarkson or the Show when they "got rid" of him.

@abcbcde9985

6 жыл бұрын

Never left the BBC....

@dw9379

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing changed, it wAs an arrangement

@starguy321

4 жыл бұрын

He assaulted a producer, he had to be fired. I know producers at the BBC, they all agree they couldn’t work for someone who may punch them

@matonmongo

4 жыл бұрын

@@starguy321 Fer sure, 'talk' is one thing, but he crossed the line by 'laying hands' on someone.

@OffGridInvestor

4 жыл бұрын

@@starguy321 and they never EVER considered how annoying and full of shit THEY WERE, only that it's someone else's fault that they're complete assholes who are unwilling to recognize that. If they're anything like the wealthy British that migrate here, they probably deserved it.

I reaaaally liked Hammond's Fiat. The interior was beautiful, as was the exterior. Now during spring, some of those emerge from their hibernation here in Germany, and they are a pleasant change from the usual boring hatchbacks and SUVs one gets used to.

@JoJoGaminG36

10 ай бұрын

3 Years later an even more SUVs drive around... It came to the point that my Golf 4 Variant sticks out of the mess of big cars xD

They are really the coolest guys on Earth

@treyjetson5320

Жыл бұрын

When one of them isnt punching assistants at least.

@Awfulfeature

Жыл бұрын

@@treyjetson5320 ya don’t forget a man’s Coffee.

@BranBMP

Жыл бұрын

​@Trey Jetson 😂 funny not funny lol I guess you don't know the whole story 😂

How on earth didn't you go with carcasm? :D

@davefromediting4022

6 жыл бұрын

Kaergaard what a memelord- way to trigger the masses

@wihanvandermerwe

6 жыл бұрын

or sarcarsm

@jjm3919

5 жыл бұрын

I think that every time I watch one of this channels videos

@rthomas201011

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@nadimnassar7094

5 жыл бұрын

I accidentally read cargasm

That fireplace is magical. Love that scene.

I think the men in Turkey has reinvented the game of ultimate frisbee

@rinmen8794

5 жыл бұрын

The lads in southeast turkey are fucking madmen

@emielderieck

5 жыл бұрын

It was a disc golf disc though, so not really.

@rinmen8794

5 жыл бұрын

@@emielderieck theyre still on some weird shit

@CaptainRasco

5 жыл бұрын

Couple of packs of cold ones and enough people could make that cheap game a hell of a good time Simplistic brilliance

It’s a damn shame that this episode would be impossible to recreate now, due to ISIS and the Syrian Civil War.

@eccentricgamer4111

Жыл бұрын

@@BLOOOD616 What do you mean? There are still several militant groups fighting against the Syrian regime as well as each other. The war is not over, and as such Syria remains as dangerous as it’s been for the past decade.

Jeremy figured out how to solve middle east problems, maybe he should try that in Argentina.

@DriftxKingGTR

6 жыл бұрын

luvr381 well, thats why they went there in the first place, for car football. But those pussies got butthurt over a number plate and forced them out the country.

FANTASTIC stuff... thanks, subbed

1:52 Perfectly Shows People as Spicies

"Concrete, a piece of wood and a glove." What I wouldn't give to be able to experience the global adventures these lovable putzes and their crew have had.

Why'd they cut that out😂 divorced florist, dental hygienist and a pasty salon owner🤣🤣

has to wait at customs, leaves roof down in turkish heat

@brainkrieg1423

6 жыл бұрын

No car on a Top Gear special has ever had air conditioning. James' Rolls-Royce in the India special did have it, but Clarkson and Hammond broke it.

@bujfvjg7222

6 жыл бұрын

Jezza's BMW 528i had AC on the Africa special and all 3 of them had proper AC on the Polar Special!

@RWoody1995

5 жыл бұрын

polar special wasn't a cheap car challenge though

@aldeen3

5 жыл бұрын

@@RWoody1995 I mean it was cold anyways without ac

@conormurphy4328

5 жыл бұрын

Deen eus air conditioning isn’t just cold air

Oh. I like the bit when Jezza invents swimming.

7:09 sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger passing a kidney stone

I love the night stay scene. Just loved it.

The golden age of Top Gear.

"Think of the initials"... which kinda explains a lot about Jeremy!

Amazing to think that most of that region descended into the civil war going on today shortly after this was filmed

@williamthebonquerer9181

Жыл бұрын

Iraq civil war ended in 2019 at the latest

The star was actually 2 planets nearly aligned, so as to be brighter than the other stars. Still works with the Bible

I cannot believe that damn Fiat was almost bullet proof . And for sure the Mazda wasn't ..LOL

James May really is a wise man. I agree with his allegorical take on scriptures

That last clip makes me want a hammer with that "WWJCD" saying printed on it.

This is why I love middle eastern people, they allow u to do stuff like this

My guy, you had the perfect opportunity to name your channel Carcasm, but you blew it.

If there is no data to suggest that the star of Bethlehem was a star or comet, then a star appearing for a one time show and then disappearing could quite possibly have been a supernova. But I'm guessing that astronomers would have *also* thought about that and would have already deboonked it by now.

@toomanyneutrons

Жыл бұрын

One theory was the conjunction of planets, like we had with Jupiter and Saturn a couple years ago. Makes a light that resembles a bright star.

@BradTheThird

Жыл бұрын

@@toomanyneutrons Ah yes... The conjunction that I wanted to see but it was cloudy every single night of it... Exactly the same with comet Neowise, cloudy every night and I missed it... I swear to God, we could have "Once in a lifetime clouds" and the sky would be clear the whole time for me...

@daneenmurf1043

5 ай бұрын

​@@BradTheThirdare you old enough to have seen Halleys Comet ? It was up there for weeks. Night after night..... It came to the stsge you wouldnt even look up

@BradTheThird

5 ай бұрын

@@daneenmurf1043 No, I just missed it. I'll be in my late 60's when it comes back. That will be quite a poignant momnet.

@daneenmurf1043

5 ай бұрын

@@BradTheThird i wont be around then but tell it i said hello

Love Top Gear, these were great. Was just wondering though, who compiled this video?

To long transitions I would not share with my friends for that reason

@LETHALF90

6 жыл бұрын

Ok Yarub Albeloshi no one cares

@y3rub713

6 жыл бұрын

Medo Gabr I beg to differ

@LETHALF90

6 жыл бұрын

Yarub Albeloshi show me someone that cares you stupid fuck

@y3rub713

6 жыл бұрын

Medo Gabr You have to take my word for it

@gijsjoep1

6 жыл бұрын

Medo Gabr a lot of people including me are mad at thi

why didn't they include this banter? It would have made it feel so much less scripted!

I love the NB miata. That was my first LS swap

"what was I a dental hygienist" He says while being British

These are fucking fantastic. Thanks for this.

1:49 A man's entertainment is truly that simple

I genuinely wonder how a convertible Nissan 350Z, Porsche Boxster, and Honda S2000 would have fared

At 0:15 Richard looking like Mr. O’hare air out here

@captainbeachboy3413

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit

Id love to know who compiled these clips it's brilliant?!! 😂😂😂

"You know, sometimes James you really are... ridiculous"

I swear, Richard's Hair and Height can make him look like a young Napoleon.

I had no idea so many of these scenes were cut! My first experience with TG was through the DVD's which have directors cuts

‘This is one of the places that are left in the world that are just amazing as you though they’d be when you were 9’

how he rigged up that car makes me think of the time i used a yogurt cup, a piece of paper and tape to hold down my ram stick when the clip broke.

Missed it mate. Who compiled these vids then?

Yo the border game they were playing actually looks like a nice way to pass the time.

"Bored at the Border" is an Aussie Ultimate frizbee game called "Stubbie guts". Everyone has their beer, if it gets knocked over, you drink. If the disk you throw doesn't make it to the line of empty beers, the thrower drinks. If the disc is caught on the full, the entire throwing team drinks

"Concrete, a piece of wood and a glove" That's what she said

i get the feeling this was compiled by car sarcasm. jesus, we get it

WHYYYY ARE YOU DOING THIS AGAIN Flashback to Doughnuting in the Border

These guys are the original Three Stooges British comedy car shows, cars that look like trains, flying Caravans, to Drifting bendy buses. Top that new guys

I'm actually surprised that Clarkson physically fit in the Miata. I'm smaller than him and found it a tight fit when I test drove one back in 1989 and hard/removable top one a year ago.

How much i would've given to be just sit there with them while they rambled on about the mystical star and all.

I really miss Jeremy, James and Hammond. Love these guys

Hand’s up for the miata it needs he love and hope!

2:13 these are all grown men play with a bottle and a frisbee, boys will always be boys xD

They need to make a secondary tv show that only shows all the down time, deleted scenes, and everything in between with these 3 dudes 😂😂👌

7 adverts in an 11 minute video? Why?

@tokirak

5 жыл бұрын

your fault for not using an adblocker

@tomshanks4092

5 жыл бұрын

M ad blocker on an iPhone? Please show me how.

@oovirusooo

5 жыл бұрын

Watch it on safari not KZread app then there’s no adverts unless one at the start which you can just refresh and it goes to the video

@segerminator

5 жыл бұрын

He has a contract with AdBlock

@Trillock-hy1cf

4 жыл бұрын

@@tokirak Yep, I use it so no problems. I use a PC not an iPhone, as I don't have one, nor want one.....:)

These scenes were never deleted

I love the theological musings in the middle of the desert smoking hookah 😂😂😂 I imagine the original biblical scholars did the same thing saying “yoire utterly ridiculous, we’re not including that in the Bible” 😂😂😂

Dope

“Think of the initials.” 😂😂

4:14 "I'M BORED!!"

The chapter name durations were too short. You could have streched them to a few hours

5:09 "Do ya know what, I hate you more when your bored"

"And that's how you solve the middle East problem". Never happen. No money to be made in it.

5:49 that base commander sounds like a cool guy

I really wish they hadn’t cut the donut scene, really nice sound from the mx5 and quite funny

Really wish this was in the actual show, not just a deleted scene

By who was this video compiled?

“My car was the lightest, but then I filled that door with sand”

I can see the news headlines now Orangutan gets arrested for Hooning in Customs.

This video was compiled by OKAY OKAY WE GET IT YOU COMPILED THE VIDEOS.

hey just a quick question where can I watch top gear other the BBC player because it works only in the UK