Top Gear - The News Compilation

And now it's time to do The News!
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  • @danieltaylor1264
    @danieltaylor1264Ай бұрын

    I’m not the first to arrive, but as you’d expect, I’ve done this properly

  • @TejasShelar2498

    @TejasShelar2498

    Ай бұрын

    Rubbish! 😂

  • @c0mplex564

    @c0mplex564

    Ай бұрын

    Daniel, you idiot!

  • @vasilaki47

    @vasilaki47

    Ай бұрын

    Ambitious, but rubbish.

  • @rampagoetech7024

    @rampagoetech7024

    Ай бұрын

    rubbish!!!

  • @user-of9hi1jn4x

    @user-of9hi1jn4x

    28 күн бұрын

    Germany Clarkson shut up Martin about cars Annabelle You don't like oh no cars about Toy Spencer for me in the 1960s Play Top Gear coloured stickers

  • @ekim4926
    @ekim492629 күн бұрын

    James' cheese analogy is perfectly spot on imo

  • @mignik01

    @mignik01

    29 күн бұрын

    It's a joke and has no bearing on reality.

  • @ekim4926

    @ekim4926

    28 күн бұрын

    @@mignik01But if you think about it, it made sense, Ferrari was deliberatingly holding back, or seemed to anyway, not making the 430 as good as it could be

  • @mignik01

    @mignik01

    28 күн бұрын

    @@ekim4926 No. They are two different cars. One was more friendly and supposed to be an everyday Ferrari. And the other was more enthusiast focused. Cheese analogy doesn't work either because higher quality ingredients cost more

  • @AaronThornton-lm4lh

    @AaronThornton-lm4lh

    27 күн бұрын

    ​@@mignik01 it's not that serious 😊

  • @mignik01

    @mignik01

    27 күн бұрын

    @@AaronThornton-lm4lh that's why I said it was a joke. You need a complete lack of understanding of markets and manufacturing to take is seriously.

  • @ProtossOP
    @ProtossOP29 күн бұрын

    It’s actually funny how in the first clip it’s only James who’s roasting the Beetle, while the other two are asking why, and several seasons later they all hate it.

  • @Dafmeister1978

    @Dafmeister1978

    13 күн бұрын

    It took a while, but they saw the light.

  • @robertwood5585

    @robertwood5585

    8 күн бұрын

    Seen the light

  • @danielvandersall6756

    @danielvandersall6756

    7 күн бұрын

    What's hilarious to me is that Richard and James both own and love the 911 Porsche--a car made by the same man who designed the beetle, on the same chassis.

  • @Chanannagins
    @ChanannaginsАй бұрын

    I could watch these 3 talk about anything for hours

  • @BOBO-xe6rl

    @BOBO-xe6rl

    Ай бұрын

    Imagine drinking while at it

  • @Mynx-

    @Mynx-

    12 күн бұрын

    @@BOBO-xe6rlI am actually lmao

  • @iamdb1990

    @iamdb1990

    4 күн бұрын

    it was never about the cars, those three were the reason Top Gear was popular

  • @MrBirosanyi89

    @MrBirosanyi89

    Күн бұрын

    Same here✌🏻

  • @nickhadfield3192
    @nickhadfield319227 күн бұрын

    Calling Jonathon Ross (a man who pronounces his R's as W's) a 'High Ranking Celebrity' is gold

  • @vladdydaddy5197
    @vladdydaddy519718 күн бұрын

    The synchronized "A WHAT?" KILLED me

  • @VikSymbian

    @VikSymbian

    12 күн бұрын

    which minute?

  • @Luda_101

    @Luda_101

    12 күн бұрын

    @@VikSymbian10:22

  • @vladdydaddy5197

    @vladdydaddy5197

    12 күн бұрын

    @Luda_101 thank you, because I was NOT about to go scrub through that again lmao

  • @inspire4179
    @inspire4179Ай бұрын

    32:08 Jason “Baked Potato” Plato! I couldn’t stop laughing at this joke. Fell out of my chair! 🤣😂

  • @markcf83

    @markcf83

    27 күн бұрын

    St Jeremy being absolutely brutal and beyond savage.

  • @TheCynicalJedi
    @TheCynicalJedi29 күн бұрын

    "I've illuminated my engine bay again and can't see where I'm going!" gets even funnier when you remember pop-up headlights used to be a thing

  • @joempoem478

    @joempoem478

    5 күн бұрын

    Remember jeremy's Maserati Merac?

  • @BosnianDragon
    @BosnianDragonАй бұрын

    Good news! One hour+ video is here!

  • @DLGaming2002

    @DLGaming2002

    Ай бұрын

    Great! Anyways...

  • @willambthommo

    @willambthommo

    Ай бұрын

    Good news! The Dacia Sandero runs for one hour!

  • @BosnianDragon

    @BosnianDragon

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@DLGaming2002 Last week...

  • @viddykhaos2896

    @viddykhaos2896

    26 күн бұрын

    @@willambthommogood news! The Dacia sandero has an engine!

  • @gladwrapenjoyer1973

    @gladwrapenjoyer1973

    24 күн бұрын

    @@willambthommoThat’s great! Anyway, the new 2024 Toyota Camry

  • @mrwhiffy2045
    @mrwhiffy2045Ай бұрын

    And now its time to do the News!

  • @rampagoetech7024

    @rampagoetech7024

    Ай бұрын

    and it's a good news....

  • @stevemartin6423
    @stevemartin642329 күн бұрын

    Jeremy - What's the worse thing to step on in the middle of the night? James - A LANDMINE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime!

  • @jorgeferreira2009
    @jorgeferreira20098 күн бұрын

    The best part, to me, is the: "I went on the internet, and ive found this" ... one can only speculate on what they're showing but it's so funny ... 😂😂😂😂

  • @Bean41

    @Bean41

    4 күн бұрын

    Oh but we can do more than speculate, yes the forbidden knowledge is out there

  • @DLGaming2002
    @DLGaming200210 күн бұрын

    21:27 Clarkson: He's had his teeth whitened. Hammond: I have not had my teeth whitened! C: What, they've just become white? H: In the same way yours have gone green! Hammond, this is why you're my favorite of the trio.

  • @Payne..
    @Payne..9 күн бұрын

    Hammond went from well set up a rival one to no I'm not the editor of a gay website real quick lol

  • @KnightSeeks
    @KnightSeeks13 күн бұрын

    5:48 I couldn't listen to what they were saying, too mesmerized by the goth girl in the back XD

  • @warrcoww6717
    @warrcoww671714 күн бұрын

    “JAGS, LEFT!”

  • @comradeurod9805

    @comradeurod9805

    10 күн бұрын

    "J"

  • @AB2108YA
    @AB2108YAАй бұрын

    *Oh, Bad News* What *The Dacia Sandero Is Delayed!*

  • @RatelHBadger

    @RatelHBadger

    Ай бұрын

    Oh No! Anyway

  • @baoquoc3710

    @baoquoc3710

    13 күн бұрын

    @@RatelHBadger last week, the new Ford Mondeo finally landed in the UK and it's brilliant!

  • @deathmisser85
    @deathmisser85Ай бұрын

    Just strange in it how at 47:40 Clarkson points out about MMXX being 2020 being in 10 years when this was 4 years ago in our time.

  • @charliesmith874

    @charliesmith874

    29 күн бұрын

    And top gear didn't exist with those 3 in 2020 anymore :( I was looking for this comment lol

  • @ladripper47874
    @ladripper478748 күн бұрын

    47:36 10 years in the future is now 4 years in the past

  • @maccagamingx
    @maccagamingxАй бұрын

    Best 1h video on youtube, top gear news was so good.

  • @RedJLP
    @RedJLPАй бұрын

    6:59 Clarkson: There is no great person called Ken Me: Not then, but a few years would see the debut of Ken Block, a man who showed Gymkhana to the world and made it huge. I swear, his passing must have shook the motoring world in a similar way to Colin McRae’s

  • @thetalesofdaneandco

    @thetalesofdaneandco

    Ай бұрын

    I'm a fan of Burns and Jennings.

  • @siltstridersftw

    @siltstridersftw

    Ай бұрын

    It did, I told my oldest brother last year and he was shocked, his reaction was like (WHAT?!, are you serious?!)

  • @asta5907

    @asta5907

    Ай бұрын

    Replace Block with Miles and you have a truly great Racing Driver.

  • @DankEngine2005

    @DankEngine2005

    Ай бұрын

    Taken from us far too soon.

  • @thegeforce6625

    @thegeforce6625

    29 күн бұрын

    Oh definitely. I’m not even into rally that much and I was just as shocked as everyone else.

  • @garvysgarage
    @garvysgarage7 күн бұрын

    All roads lead to this news compilation

  • @stonedmountainunicorn9532
    @stonedmountainunicorn9532Ай бұрын

    23:55 Amazing, even James May knows that guy's on speed will clean everything into the early hours of the morning

  • @harveykilgarriff7304
    @harveykilgarriff730426 күн бұрын

    17:00 so obviously free bird

  • @Bobby-Day

    @Bobby-Day

    26 күн бұрын

    correct

  • @davidtuttle7556
    @davidtuttle755622 күн бұрын

    Jeremy forgot about Ken, the Ferrari Killer, Ken Miles. How dare he forget about the Hero of the GT40.

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi200918 күн бұрын

    1:03:23 - landmine bit always cracks me up xD

  • @saltzkruber732
    @saltzkruber73223 күн бұрын

    30:26 James is right about the cheese comparrison

  • @Clarity_Control

    @Clarity_Control

    19 күн бұрын

    Yeah, but he could've simplified it

  • @user-gy8rk7mm7r

    @user-gy8rk7mm7r

    6 күн бұрын

    James May's *pang* C H E E S E

  • @Valigarmanda
    @ValigarmandaАй бұрын

    Since Jeremy asked, it's "Since you've been gone" by Rainbow.

  • @Chris-xt8io

    @Chris-xt8io

    Ай бұрын

    Free Bird?

  • @theycallmejames7649

    @theycallmejames7649

    Ай бұрын

    Where in the video did he ask?

  • @Valigarmanda

    @Valigarmanda

    24 күн бұрын

    @@theycallmejames7649 16:31

  • @carltonleboss

    @carltonleboss

    6 күн бұрын

    Around 17 mins in

  • @johnb2127
    @johnb212717 күн бұрын

    Ill never stop laughing about the fact that Jeremy was right about the Subaru Impreza

  • @spartacus778
    @spartacus778Ай бұрын

    The other day I went on the Internet and I found THIS

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn9 күн бұрын

    Best driving song? Free bird

  • @wats77
    @wats77Ай бұрын

    The best Top gear / grand tour compilation maker has uploaded 😃😃. Keep up the amazing work 👌🏻

  • @davidohora5454

    @davidohora5454

    24 күн бұрын

    I agree

  • @tmcmagic5292
    @tmcmagic529220 күн бұрын

    16:12 the thing about this car is, it’s gonna be sold in Britain and they say it’s gonna cost LESS, than 19 THOUSAND POUNDS😂😂😂

  • @ATK10155
    @ATK1015515 күн бұрын

    It’s like what the Pat McAfee show has become. Good buddies who’ll roast each other into oblivion as they take on the world of their respective topics.

  • @JackieWight-lv8ir
    @JackieWight-lv8ir13 күн бұрын

    I love my astra. Shipped it to Cyprus and 5 years later shipping it back. Bit newer than the programme though. So miss this ❤

  • @lorraine3674
    @lorraine3674Ай бұрын

    Another epic compilation by Bobby day! We salute you for all your hard work

  • @Techbuds_
    @Techbuds_21 күн бұрын

    47:32 they didn't know what was coming

  • @TransGalStarCatcher
    @TransGalStarCatcher29 күн бұрын

    “I don’t want the police to crack down on CO2, I want them to get my bloody television back” 😆

  • @guestc142

    @guestc142

    21 күн бұрын

    He's got his priorities.

  • @kolorado7260
    @kolorado7260Ай бұрын

    43:45 good thing Clarkson is not a Policemanist

  • @MrAndyLake
    @MrAndyLake28 күн бұрын

    If F1 is supposed to be a ”drivers” competition they should all use same car model from only one manufacturer.

  • @MaximumRaxx
    @MaximumRaxxАй бұрын

    It's quite the feeling watching these, still hilarious of course but seeing the Ferrari 430 announced as a new car nearly 15 years after it was discontinued makes you feel a certain kind of old 😂

  • @tamariskpie8242
    @tamariskpie824211 күн бұрын

    6:54 - clarkson predicting the he's just ken campaign

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil708517 күн бұрын

    3 fabulous entertainers.

  • @davidwood6351
    @davidwood635124 күн бұрын

    James May looks like he has leaked out of an episode of Life on Mars

  • @scs3drg
    @scs3drg28 күн бұрын

    James Mays "my little sister".... er what!?!

  • @rachekane
    @rachekane3 сағат бұрын

    This was special

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir27 күн бұрын

    Why did I watch the whole thing?! I've got chores!

  • @davidlepore4552
    @davidlepore4552Ай бұрын

    A manufacturer did infact patent a four stroke rotory engine, but it was actually a diesel fueled engine with a four point rotor....I'm not sure if it ever went into testing, or production...

  • @gregdrinkwater9237
    @gregdrinkwater9237Ай бұрын

    Jeff great channel I have done a couple of rack conversions to early Holdens. I used shortened commodore racks. This could be a solution if you find a rack with the desired ratio and have it shortened or widened to suit so you can keep your stock steering arms and mount the rack in the correct position. This will save you calculating your Ackerman's angle Congratulations on the cars you have built reminds me of me 30 years ago in my shed building cars Cheers Greg Drinkwater

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith0184122 күн бұрын

    57:26 this is a gif and I've been looking for the clip for AGES. ❤

  • @jeffreyjeffrey007
    @jeffreyjeffrey00721 күн бұрын

    "I want claret on the pavement." JC

  • @AudioPhile
    @AudioPhile28 күн бұрын

    God James may was funny, i know the script was written by clarkson, but he always nailed it. But then watching his stuff after top gear it was always exactly his sense of humour

  • @graemeadamson7272

    @graemeadamson7272

    26 күн бұрын

    Not sure about the script being written by JC , Richard Porter was the script editor and he is extremely funny . Re. Smith n Sniff (with Jonny Smith formerly of 5th Gear , who is also extremely funny ) podcasts . Check them out .

  • @saulthetaxidriver6100
    @saulthetaxidriver610026 күн бұрын

    Im enjoying this

  • @reyasem
    @reyasem26 күн бұрын

    These 3 blokes are quite funny, they should make a show together

  • @thecamocampaindude5167
    @thecamocampaindude516710 күн бұрын

    Easy: Panama by Van Hallen Gas gas gas by Initial D 16:28

  • @mog7501
    @mog750124 күн бұрын

    56:54 Does anyone know what theyre referring to when Hammond and May are teasing Clarkson for the capital punishment comment?

  • @luke1102

    @luke1102

    23 күн бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/dIOJrZeAfaunkbQ.htmlsi=zsUnHFFl0VyGxxzw

  • @SatyavratWagle

    @SatyavratWagle

    21 күн бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/nalqp4-alpWYnbg.html

  • @johnnyloco11
    @johnnyloco1125 күн бұрын

    watching this I'm struck b how obsessed Clarkson was with gay people. A little too obsessed 😜

  • @nickteague106
    @nickteague10629 күн бұрын

    Best driving song has to either be Highway to Hell or Thunderstruck both by ACDC

  • @demonkey123
    @demonkey12328 күн бұрын

    Love your videos Ryan, but I have to disagree with you on this one based on personal experience. If I’d worn armour in my Kevlar jeans knee pocket it would have prevented the tarmac from burning through the material and a part of my knee. It would have also saved me from 6 months in hospital fighting sepsis from the infected wound. I would never consider leaving the house without my D3O now 🤔

  • @Terrezio
    @Terrezio5 күн бұрын

    I wonder how the legend who shouted Top Queer is doing these days 20+ years later

  • @Korone-sama
    @Korone-sama9 күн бұрын

    6:58 Meanwhile Ken Miles:....

  • @stanleybuchan4610
    @stanleybuchan461019 күн бұрын

    Best driving tune...Running Down A Dream by Tom Petty.

  • @plaidshirtanomaly
    @plaidshirtanomaly17 күн бұрын

    Also the beetle being ted Bundys car

  • @markcf83
    @markcf8326 күн бұрын

    Some very bad news at 32:47 about the Dacia Sandero,and Captain Slow has a rant at 47:46 about the Nurburgring AND the Growler is involved.

  • @neddy1287
    @neddy128717 күн бұрын

    That funny that Jezza said 275 people buying a new focus a day or per hour don't make sense

  • @BobAbc0815
    @BobAbc081523 күн бұрын

    Say what you want about the Beetle, but at least the Exhaust is directed outward.

  • @MrGavload
    @MrGavload17 күн бұрын

    The good old days

  • @Trek001
    @Trek0012 күн бұрын

    Woah... Looking back at the early episodes, see how few people there were

  • @Techbuds_
    @Techbuds_21 күн бұрын

    45:08 today thats Birmingham

  • @mainruss
    @mainruss24 күн бұрын

    How incontinent are the British? Greyhounds have bogs, but the last time I took one was a 15hr trip. Could have driven it in 12 hrs, but I was picking up a car. So couldn't really drive down.

  • @petergaskin1811
    @petergaskin181125 күн бұрын

    The point of the £1 ticket to Glasgow is that they then charge you £5,000 to get you out of Glasgow.

  • @BuffaloBlueBear
    @BuffaloBlueBear25 күн бұрын

    I miss old top gear and these three. thanks bbc for fucking ruining it and then killing it off

  • @james007bond
    @james007bond16 күн бұрын

    Best Driving song Nightcrawlers Push the feeling on.

  • @mbtenjoyer9487
    @mbtenjoyer9487Ай бұрын

    Great news!

  • @RedJLP

    @RedJLP

    Ай бұрын

    Whot?!

  • @Valigarmanda

    @Valigarmanda

    Ай бұрын

    @@RedJLP It's the dacia sandeiro

  • @RedJLP

    @RedJLP

    Ай бұрын

    @@Valigarmanda Great! Anyway…

  • @markyamaguchi9571
    @markyamaguchi957127 күн бұрын

    I wonder why they didn't want to point out that ken the head designer of pininfarina for Ferrari is ken okuyama a Japanese man. But when i did find this out i too was surprised and a little disappointed 🧐

  • @ObviouslyKieran
    @ObviouslyKieranКүн бұрын

    Hammond used to be so much more savage in the first few series'.

  • @TheEvilHippy91
    @TheEvilHippy9127 күн бұрын

    The good ol' days when BBC had something good on.

  • @AMP_34
    @AMP_34Ай бұрын

    Bobby Day the GOATTTT

  • @maxwill1
    @maxwill119 күн бұрын

    Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeee mooooooreee

  • @TeoZMuff313
    @TeoZMuff31320 күн бұрын

    Anyone else had the Nvidia video graphics cards running in SLI to get max fps on this game

  • @zegamerz1980
    @zegamerz19806 күн бұрын

    Best song for driving to work? AC/DC - Highway To Hell

  • @graemeadamson7272
    @graemeadamson7272Ай бұрын

    Yep totally agree with James about beetles , I loathe them . Probably the worst vehicle I have ever had the misfortune to have travelled in/on . Totally over-rated , massively under-powered with hideous styling and abysmal handling . Pants , in my humble opinion .

  • @mikehart4083
    @mikehart408322 күн бұрын

    How is you can publish a Top Gear video which is over an hour. Without the BBC telling you to take it down ?

  • @Clarity_Control

    @Clarity_Control

    15 күн бұрын

    They're too snobby to bother for now

  • @grahamsowerby6087
    @grahamsowerby608729 күн бұрын

    This is the real top gear! BBC TAKE NOTE!

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith0184122 күн бұрын

    17:11

  • @92KSharp
    @92KSharp27 күн бұрын

    Gentleman and ladies, what is your favorite episode? Between Top Gear & The Grand Tour. Mine is between the African Special with 2nd hand estate cars, Mongolia special with “John”, and camper van special.

  • @MichSciFi10
    @MichSciFi10Күн бұрын

    32:47 moments before history was made.

  • @Jason_The_Stooge
    @Jason_The_Stooge6 күн бұрын

    1:10:27 that hits hard

  • @clarkekobelt8096
    @clarkekobelt8096Ай бұрын

    Ken block

  • @Terrezio
    @TerrezioАй бұрын

    haha James over pronouncing "high RANKING" when talking about Jonathan Ross because we all know how he would pronounce it

  • @davidelliott5843

    @davidelliott5843

    Ай бұрын

    Frau garten was even better.

  • @ProtossOP

    @ProtossOP

    29 күн бұрын

    I actually don’t know how he would pronounce it. Would it be W instead of R in ranking?

  • @Terrezio

    @Terrezio

    29 күн бұрын

    @@ProtossOP exactly that😄

  • @stryk3r360

    @stryk3r360

    25 күн бұрын

    one of the most under appreciated jokes in TG history

  • @thomasjenkins1264
    @thomasjenkins126411 күн бұрын

    44:09 origins of why cars driven by Wayne Rooney end up being seriously uncool.

  • @user-ci5vq3fi7h
    @user-ci5vq3fi7h2 күн бұрын

    18:53 meme

  • @gerriekipkerrie6736
    @gerriekipkerrie673624 күн бұрын

    The drug thing is kind of true tough

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadgerАй бұрын

    Bad News! The Dacia Sandero has been delayed! Oh No! Anyway.

  • @NadirAgha
    @NadirAghaАй бұрын

    1:10:15 Max Verstappen in 2023 F1 season And it's lights out and away we go ... ... Max Verstappen wins

  • @rampagoetech7024
    @rampagoetech7024Ай бұрын

    the girl is cute

  • @123willbishop
    @123willbishop28 күн бұрын

    James: Good news, Dacia… No-one cares 😅

  • @spencerworth7635
    @spencerworth7635Ай бұрын

    Yeah whatever anyway shall we do the news chaps

  • @MrMcChuckles95
    @MrMcChuckles9529 күн бұрын

    James May seems to know a suspicious amount about how people behave on certain drugs 🤔

  • @ChaosHusky
    @ChaosHusky13 күн бұрын

    I'm considered queer, however "Top Queer" was a much better name for that website! And might have had their teeth whitened!