The fact Jeremy couldn't tell that those construction workers wasn't him, James, and Richard is hilarious.

@benjames7441

Жыл бұрын

Too funny

@Miniflex91

Жыл бұрын

@@benjames7441 I

@Miniflex91

Жыл бұрын

@@benjames7441 I

@SuperCompany007

6 ай бұрын

BRO I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD 😭😭😭😭

@ThwaryesTheIvattEngine

5 ай бұрын

To be fair, anyone with May's retina quality wouldn't be able to tell them apart

"How hard can it be?" Always be the most legendary words

@zorilaz

Жыл бұрын

Farming doesn't sound so hard actually sorry. You have your own time to do whatever you want day and night. Don't need to finish shit in time , no boss to fk with you, your own farm your own animals your own land fk ff man rich people complaining

@markcf83

Жыл бұрын

Five words that strike the fear of God into most people.

@applejuice5272

6 ай бұрын

*Don't say that!*

@Happy_guy123

3 ай бұрын

It's really not that hard to be honest!

Only Jeremy could bring me to the Jonathan Woss show.

@jhkk1269

Жыл бұрын

jewemy

@robertfish4052

Жыл бұрын

Wussell Bwand couldn't. They can't be seen together nowadays.

@The_Prophet...

Жыл бұрын

So you only watch if a racist thug is on it ya tosser

@redcalx9568

Жыл бұрын

those leftys hate him sting ffs i have a story about him

@The_Prophet...

Жыл бұрын

@@redcalx9568 I don't think he give two fooks about yer story mate 😉

2:50 "so that older sheep and younger sheep are being attended to equally" He knew of the Leonardo di Caprio girlfriend age threshold thing before than the internet. Sometimes you can hear his genius if you listen carefully.

@kaustubhh8466

Жыл бұрын

Nice observation

@melvyncross2978

Жыл бұрын

He’s genius is honestly frightening

@ridanann

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately being involved in Hollywood almost certainly means you're a age proclivity pervert of some weird description mostly they just can't feel love so they either have a partner which matches an image they're trying to Project or I don't have some kind of weird perverted thing. There's not really solid psychological explanation for it we might have got one out of Epstein if he hadn't f****** himself into hell before anybody could ask him some questions we only have academic information on serial killers because we've been able to arrest them we need to actually arrest these perverts to figure out how the brains tic like Prince Andrew why would an old man want to sleep with a 17-year old girl and almost certainly younger imagine being 50 and f****** a bag of spuds they're not gonna know what they're doing even if you instructed them they're not going to be any good at it what the f*** is the point bad sex is for kids and rapists. normal respectable adults make love you don't see f****** Elton John running around chasing little boys what the f*** was Epstein doing similar kind of age right Leonardo DiCaprio going to be that age one day what the f*** is he going to do we just going to have to rest in a few years time f****** lobotomizer waiting to happen depressing as f*** member Romeo and Juliet maybe that's what f****** him up.

@ciaranwalsh96

Жыл бұрын

The Leo dates younger women joke has been around for years

@user-zw5tp3qn4s

Жыл бұрын

@@ciaranwalsh96 ok.

He's blunt. He's Frank. Knows his stuff. I love creedence. All we know, is.... he's Frank Clarkson.

@Mangraper

Жыл бұрын

Frank ?

@ripvanwinkle2002

Жыл бұрын

@@Mangraper frank IE blunt to the point... its a play on words.. please tell me english isnt your first language..

@ripvanwinkle2002

Жыл бұрын

creedence is crap, and the people who served rarely listened to it.. everyone thinks its Vietnam war music because of movies.. 3 of my family served in Vietnam if want to know how i know..

@Tomekkplk

6 ай бұрын

@@ripvanwinkle2002cool story. If you think creedance is crap you probably vote left

@ripvanwinkle2002

6 ай бұрын

@@Tomekkplk LMMFAO john fogarty is so far left i can look to the right and see him coming round the world.. FORTUNATE SON IS A DRAFT DODGING ANTI WAR SONG LMMFAO you Neorednecks dont know shit from just the 1960s.. the rest of your own history you dont know must be staggering

As a person who has tried to keep Minecraft sheep within a fence, I can confirm that it is no easy job

@schofield4836

Ай бұрын

Get a job!

@bradsutton4251

Ай бұрын

@@schofield4836dumbass

Jeremy Clarkson exemplifying the principle of "the best defense is a good offense."

Jezza just loves a laugh. Even if it’s at his expense.

I see Jeremy Clarkson I upvote

@mimicka9034

Жыл бұрын

We're not on reddit man

@Redacted341

Жыл бұрын

@@mimicka9034 lmao

@robinpeach-toon2595

Жыл бұрын

Blindly... I hope you aren't old enough to vote politically

@LabiaLicker

Жыл бұрын

upboat UPDOOT. THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!

@madlad4206

Жыл бұрын

here, have an award

We had sheep when I was young. Jeremy is right. They are escape artists.

I was headed to Venice one year with my family , and my Scimitar blew a front wheel bearing . Fully insured , they put us in a (crap ) hotel overnight . then gave us a VW Passat . I turned the lights on and floored it all the way . I have to say the Italian drivers were brilliant , they saw my lights coming & moved over immediately

@nmgfan8090

Жыл бұрын

Princess Ann had one of those, you know

@englishmaninfrance661

Жыл бұрын

@@nmgfan8090 Yes , and a number of years before me

Clarkson farm was great , can’t wait for series 2

@DMDBOTH

Жыл бұрын

I can’t wait for Series 3!! 🙏🎉🎉

Genius. Pure genius.

"I'm a raving gay" Lol.

Jeremy could care less about what Sting thinks of him🤭

@josetunez9584

10 ай бұрын

Sting was only good when he was in The Police

Wonderful! Thanks for posting!!!

Jez mocking Ross is the funniest

A great entertainer and we know it’s a act. Tell them what they want to hear but don’t take it seriously. Made a good living out of it. Nice one Jez.

6:12 sure as shit wasn't ready to see a random and unexpected SIR PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY looking on with disapproval

@benjaminlumsden

Жыл бұрын

Paul McCartney is laughing, Miranda Hart looks disapproving

@huwalfadillah

Жыл бұрын

Clarkson looks the same age as McCartney

@GatvolFourie

Жыл бұрын

SIR PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY bitches !!🤘🤘🤘

That Google shunt story tells me he is already qualified to be pm.

im 18 and i listen to all the old stuff

Great video 📹 👍 👏 thanks for the upload

You seriously having paul mccartney just waiting in the green room

@marcmaddock9980

Жыл бұрын

Have you ever seen Paul McCartney interviewed? It's like watching paint dry, he's hands down the most boring man alive.

@ripvanwinkle2002

Жыл бұрын

yea why not? clown hasnt been relevant in nearly 50 years

@davidelliott5843

2 ай бұрын

McCartney writes the slowest most tedious dirges. Lennon was no better. Even his signature “Give leave a chance” is a trudge. The latest, using a recently found demo tape proves the point - slow, turgid, boring. They didn’t speed it up because 30 seconds needs to many repeats.

I'm 30, italian and I know and love Credence C. Revival..!!

@ripvanwinkle2002

Жыл бұрын

im sorry 😮‍💨 movies told everyone that was great Vietnam war music, and it isnt, and it wasnt played by the people who served very often.. its TV and movies that make everyone think its great music from the war.. it just isnt.. but you can like what you want be free!

@davidedge6512

11 ай бұрын

It would be weird if you DIDN’T know CCR…

Interesting video 👌

Legend❤

I don't listen to sting either and highly doubt I'd recognize him in public.

@ripvanwinkle2002

Жыл бұрын

one of them is a creepy stalker and the other is Jeremy Clarkson

Co to za trawkę, jej dajesz ze taka szczęśliwa

God Bless Jeremy, he needs a sheep dog!

@robertfish4052

Жыл бұрын

Or a bigger gun.?

@jonnyspeed8974

Жыл бұрын

Or basic skills, like repairing a fence before you put sheep in it. The man is an idiot.

Clarkson's a Remainer? This changes things.

@cuscoothriyas5163

Жыл бұрын

He's very prominently pro euro

@ejl1000

Жыл бұрын

Well, he is an intelligent man.

@flacjacket

Жыл бұрын

He's not a remainer, he has made that very clear, he is making a tongue in cheek joke about Brexiteers not liking Europe because he does like it. You can like Europe and still believe in national sovereignty.

@flacjacket

Жыл бұрын

@@ejl1000 intelligent people don't wish their nations to be subordinated as vassal states to an unaccountable supranational beuarocracy of mangerial midwits. Jeremy is a Brexiteer, he was just making a joke.

@ripvanwinkle2002

Жыл бұрын

he just thinks he will lose cheap access to the continent.. dont let him fool you..

6:13 OAY PAULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

i've never heard someone call paella for pajala before!

I agree with the “Paella” and I live in Spain. Most overrated disgusting dish… kind of like Paris is the most overrated city… and once again… it is like a garbage bin.

13:30 😂

Lego man hair lmao

Stings a grumpy git

Just funny as fuck.

9.16 Boris Johnson😀

I learned something with this video, I now don't like sting.

its a shame he was so thrilled to play the MOST troped Vietnam War song that was the LEAST actually played by people while serving in Vietnam..

I adore mutton especially Jamaican style but hard to buy in English butchers….

Just do 7:38 and Pause it

Jeremy & Jonathan are the same age. Which one of them would you like to sit down & enjoy a beer with?

Może mieć duzo mleko łaciata krowa 3,2 i też w polskim sklepie

There aren't any!

jon lennun was not looking forward to following the hamstur

Miranda and her mum look well

I hate to tell you but: You're still part of Europe, only no longer part of the EU.

You're still in Europe. It hasn't gone away so maybe go live there then we can all have what we want. We can still watch you as it doesn't really matter where you are based.

As Johnathan Ross gets older, he looks strangely like Sir Les Patterson.................................

Who was the babe in the white dress & long pink hair ??????

@sugarnads

Жыл бұрын

Not a babe

Jeremy Clarkson with all his celebrity and money one would have liked him to address his teeth.

@sugarnads

Жыл бұрын

How to say 'im american' without saying it

@ripvanwinkle2002

Жыл бұрын

why? if hes happy with them what say do you have in it?

@rustybearden1800

Жыл бұрын

You obviously are oblivious to Jeremy's outlook on life - he doesn't really care about his appearance, which is refreshing in modern media/entertainment. He not a total schlub but appearance is not his main concern.

@buffoonustroglodytus4688

7 ай бұрын

Only an american would have his perfectly normal teeth removed in favour of some obnoxiously white fake teeth.

I leci po moim niebie

🏟️Manchester to Walia 2 godziny w astrze 1,6 jak silnim wytrzyma to 1,5 godz

Profoundly dishonest is spot on…..

Lol Daughter peng

Jonathan ... Stop colouring your hair

I find it completely outrageous that a person can't voice an opinion about another person...

So tedious, Rupert’s tame hack…..

I'll never understand British peoples absolute refusal to attempt to say non English words remotely correctly even if the sounds already exist in English. Like Paella for instance.

Co ty robiles w moim mieście a nie pytal czy moze, daleko nie mam 2 godz

🐖🐿️🐅

He doesn't have to be an utter bellend, yet he clearly chooses to be.

@ollielynch4733

Жыл бұрын

Yes let’s all be perfect and boring. What a boring world that would be. Lighten up.

Muszę swoje kupować w kuzwa polskim sklepie no co wy nad morzem je sadzisz

Najlepsza to z waszych ziemniaków nawet placków ziemniaczane to koszmar kurwa tyle wody maja ze lepiej nalesniki z nich robić

Walię to znamtak jak ty Kraków

Wiewiórka oglada polish tv

2016r co kurwa chleb lepszy byl w walli kuzwa moj z Manchester czy klaksona na miejscu

Ty piwo od klaksona kupię bedzie na niego jak co

Zamiast kuzwa lamborghini, kupię sobie kurwa koze, lepsze mleko

Learn how to edit video’s and sound

Not as good as Graham Norton

Washed up . Canned laughter ready .

Who gives a flying f'? Worst of the 3 ever.

If Jeremy Clarkson said all that racist stuff in front of cameras (accident or not, that indicates an extreme level of comfort with those ideas), can you IMAGINE what he actually thinks? What a pity

@mindedchaos

Жыл бұрын

So what he can say and think whatever he wants

@NA-ee8mt

Жыл бұрын

@@mindedchaos Yes! White people are crazy, lol

@ripvanwinkle2002

Жыл бұрын

@@mindedchaos and the OP is IGNORING the fact all these "horrible" statements were made in front of a camera where it can be replayed on a loop infinitely more damning as such then " saying it to they face" you have 200 million viewers world wide youve pretty much said it to everyones face..

@alexj.5207

Жыл бұрын

It's also crazy how nice he is to those people in person

Jeremy loves a joke, usually one wrapped in casual racism, misogyny or transphobia.

5th Gear is a lot better and always was

@buzzytrombone4353

Жыл бұрын

*Ferraris owners club member displaying his disability in a public comment section colourised*

@gordonremsey8055

Жыл бұрын

@@buzzytrombone4353 true though😂😂

@buzzytrombone4353

Жыл бұрын

@@gordonremsey8055 My comment or theirs?

@robertsas9001

Жыл бұрын

True, but two different category. Fifth gear for geek's, top gear for comedy. Personally fifth gear bores me to deat. They just showing obvious stuff. Top gear it's about entertainment , but everyone has a different taste

@buzzytrombone4353

Жыл бұрын

@@robertsas9001 Cool way of looking at it lad

We are still part of the European continent, just not in the political E.U. Why does he keep saying Europe?