"That is a proper Jaaaag." "Hammond you IDIOT." -GOLD

@tzai

2 ай бұрын

Hammond closes the door "Tinng"

@Muck006

Ай бұрын

No lie detected.

@MrSourceMan

Ай бұрын

It's a repeat of the India special "Oh he's bought a mini! That's actually a really good idea, but we can't let him know that."

"If you are a Chinese businessman or businessman woman" - James May, The Grand Tour 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dingodelta

2 ай бұрын

"I see you've bought the Long car" 😂

@FadhilBasery

Ай бұрын

13:17 if you're looking for it. It's hilarious 😂

I wasn’t the first to arrive, but as you’d expect, I’ve done this properly

@joltz..2042

3 ай бұрын

Hammond you idiot!

@rep100Luxio

2 ай бұрын

No you didn't *brings a Alfa 8C Coupe*

@Nicholas86753

2 ай бұрын

Hammond you idiot, that's the wrong car *Brings in the Superb Mazda MX5*

@azamaziz7139

2 ай бұрын

Now viewers that we are alone, i can admit that i have made a bit of a mistake

@rep100Luxio

2 ай бұрын

Wish someone in the comment section can do some role plays of this series

I love that James mocked Jeremys “ brown” Aston Martin to no end, proceeded to buy a BMW the same shade of “brown” and then said that his BMW is orange

@GamingPerks

2 ай бұрын

Both of em in sunset orange. Brilliant! 😂

@griffinhays2053

2 ай бұрын

@@GamingPerks Sunset/Sunburst Orange

@christianjohnson9190

2 ай бұрын

@@griffinhays2053well that’s because… ITS BROWN

@SteamLance

2 ай бұрын

They're not brown mate, that's verging on a shade of red

@vcp2077

2 ай бұрын

Most likely scripted but its stuff like these that make the show beyond funny

The "you know" is such a deep reference. I love it.

@nasilemak868

2 ай бұрын

Still a running joke from the Car for old people episode

@matthewshipley739

Ай бұрын

It's so easy to get in and out of, you know?

@guguigugu

11 күн бұрын

deep british lore

@user-bc7dg2cy5e

9 күн бұрын

You know🤣🤣

I love the return to the "easy to get in and out of you know" in some of the episodes from that old chair advert

@EleanorPeterson

2 ай бұрын

Ah, every granny's favourite: the Shackleton's High Seat chair. "It's lovely..." 😁

@thebolsta

2 ай бұрын

From Shackleton's... ... ... You know

@markokozic

2 ай бұрын

He used it again in one of his Sunday Times reviews few weeks ago.

@j4ff4c3ks1

2 ай бұрын

Yknow our generation jokes about if were gonna be saying memes when were elderly and i think Jeremy is proving that yes we will

@kinkyplunk

2 ай бұрын

Understood only by true fans like us

I fucking lost it when they said “that’s a proper jag, don’t tell Hammond. Hammond you idiot” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@blipboyy

2 ай бұрын

11/10 😂

@MrBattlecharge

Ай бұрын

The happy look on his face changing to confusion was quite funny

@sprinterofficial8457

Ай бұрын

reminds me of the top gear indian special when he arrives in a mini James - Thats actually a really good idea but dont tell him that Hammond you idiot jeremy - you idiot

"Driving this I feel like Elvis Presley." "What, dead on the lavatory?"

@corbinselanne7990

Ай бұрын

A previous head-to-head between May and Clarkson had Clarkson in the car previously owned by Elvis

It's actually really nice that Jezza kept that Alfa and still covets it to this day, given it was a one owner example and the old fella he bought it from clearly loved it too.

@MartyFox

2 ай бұрын

That GTV 6 might be the best car any of them ever arrived in

@ZesPak

2 ай бұрын

​@@MartyFoxit looks like sex on wheels. That is a nice car!

@gabornemes6932

2 ай бұрын

​@@ZesPak you my friend are an absolute genius for that desciption.

"A German, bought a Cadillac?" 😂😂😂

@evelynsahoe8896

2 ай бұрын

I think the only thing weirder would be someone from Japan driving around in one lmao

@JEDIMASTERPOOPJUICE

2 ай бұрын

@@evelynsahoe8896 🤣🤣🤣

@muffinswasshoi3731

2 ай бұрын

Must have been the German version of Richard Hammond, ie. a secret American

@rep100Luxio

2 ай бұрын

Nazi germans: LOL

@TheLastCrusader22

8 күн бұрын

"They think they're Hells Angels, but they're dentists"

this is my comfort content

@dermeisterdesspiegels3518

2 ай бұрын

Great taste, mate! 🍻 😃 👍🏻

@TheRuddster95

Ай бұрын

Same.. a man of culture

@louissanderson719

Күн бұрын

Great way of putting it. It certainly is for me too

How on Earth is it possible to produce just 190hp from an 8.2 V8? That’s quite impressive

@coolenick0

2 ай бұрын

Peak American engine design 😂

@maxkennedy8075

2 ай бұрын

Its made out of melted down box girders

@notpoliticallycorrect1303

2 ай бұрын

At the time, the most stringent emissions regulations in the world. The engines them selves were fully capable of good numbers,look at the comparatives pre emissions regulations,and in the real world that figure is slightly misleading because they produce globs of torque from little over idle with a wide spread across most of the rpm range,which is more practical in everyday driving, Unfortunately the seventies bought about a huge swathe of new emissions regulations that given the state of technology at the time were unachievable without using measures that were heavily detrimental to performance,strangling them in essence,those measure included limiting higher rpms,part of the reason for the low peak hp figures. With modern thinking that same engine would produce well over 500 hp na,be compliant,eat tyres and be a lot of fun. Look back at pre war engines,multi cylinder 10+litre racing behemoths making just 100-200 hp or so and today we are getting 150 hp out of 1.0 production car engines,it,s all relative to time.

@MoultrieGeek

2 ай бұрын

@@notpoliticallycorrect1303 Time has nothing to do with it, Toyota was getting 95 HP out of 2 liters, *same* time frame, *same* emissions standards. American manufacturers simply refused to spend the time and money for proper engineering, relying on 'brand loyalty' to sell cars. It can be done, Cadillac slapped some fuel injection on the Oldsmobile 350 in the 1975-1979 Seville and got 180 hp out of it. I'm a long time GM fan but the 70s thru the mid 80s were responsible for some of the worst 'fuck it, it's good enough' engineering on the planet.

@notpoliticallycorrect1303

2 ай бұрын

@@MoultrieGeek so what! ford got 100 hp from a 2.0 pinto in the seventies,if you think 180 hp from nearly six litres is good then you are talking bollocks,time has everything to do with it.

20:38 Gotta love the Jaguars toolkit

@aimanazrie8944

2 ай бұрын

That's all you need 😂

@dermeisterdesspiegels3518

2 ай бұрын

​@@aimanazrie8944 I wonder how many paintings one can undo from a wall solely with that toolkit 😂

@rturner4205

2 ай бұрын

They knew their clientele.

@JamaicanCastle

2 ай бұрын

They call that Going Equipped for Jaguar Ownership...

I appreciate the fact you actually labelled each episode in the corner of the video. Lot of other KZreadrs did not even bother to put the episodes in description.

@kevineaston

2 ай бұрын

most of them are wrong though

@JohnDoweMah

Ай бұрын

@@kevineastonthis channel is the exception thankfully.

James and Jeremy doing “It’s brown” “It isn’t brown, It’s SUNSET ORANGE” bit twice to each other 😂 21:40 25:08

Let's not get bogged down... Some of the most iconic words ever said on television 😂😂😂

@kurtbilinski1723

2 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the line from Monty Python's The Holy Grail: "Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who..."

4:54 Hammond's license plate looks like some kinda gamer joke

I never caught James saying "businessmanwoman" until this compilation 😂

@jimr5703

2 ай бұрын

All these years later and it's even more relevant than it was then...

@Mypenisissmallbut

Ай бұрын

There’s also him saying “Firemenwoman”

Clarkson, Hammond and May arguing about cars is salve of the soul for me

As an American, I remember watching the China episode for the first time and hearing Hammond say, "best engines ever made" and cringing violently. Northstars are truly awful engines unless you deliberately bulletproof them after the fact.

The sly cooper music... i love that! 10:36

@peachysandie

2 ай бұрын

Omg you're right!😂 what a fun Easter egg

@chriswebster3905

Ай бұрын

I knew it sounded familiar!

@JamaicanCastle

Ай бұрын

15:04 is from Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3. They loved to slip in old video game soundtracks, I assume because they could get the rights cheaply.

0:45 I love how he still uses the "easy to get in and out of you know" phrase from TopGear to this very day, including his farm Instagram videos lmao

As soon as James' Cadillac was on screen, I heard the music and I was like "What the hell? Is that Sly Cooper music?!"

@Daedalus127

2 ай бұрын

Yes, yes it is. Sly 2 Paris level to be exact

27:02, "what are these two old farts doing here?" One of Richard Hammond's best line ever.

Some of the greatest content in the history of civilization

The last scene crack me up when Hammond brings is wheels lmao

"This is definitive. Yours is derivative." Hammond spitting flames

"Honestly, driving this I feel like Elvis Presley." "What, dead on a lavatory?" That was dirty 😂😂😂

1:33 By God, how beautiful this Alfa Romeo is.

This just makes me want to watch the episodes. Gets me all pumped to watch and then cuts to the next one

It is great that Jeremy himself had to put "broomhandle" to depress clutch pedal of the Alfa. "So the clutch and flywheel doesn't fuse together"

11:16 "Honestly, driving this. I feel like Elvis Presly" "What? Dead on a lavatory?"

Every time these guys say the word "brown" always makes me laugh. 😂

@jamesengland7461

14 күн бұрын

brAAAWWWWWnnnn

10:37 I never thought i would hear a song from one of my childhood games in one of these but here i am

"calm... who wants a calm rally car?" " This T**t" That always gets me 😂

@Rasscasse

10 күн бұрын

Me too ha ha

The meetup of the 3 American land yachts in particular really felt like a return to the early top gear days 😂 Particularly Hammond's arrival and James being a clot with the piece of burgundy trim flying away.

"Was it parked in the sea when you bought it?" LOL

On the first one when Jeremy said “you know” I believe that to be a reference to when they built the car for elders on Top Gear

23:46 "That's horrible!" the delivery of the exclamation here is just mirth-inducing

Forgot this was just a meet up compilation was looking forward to watching it again 😂

LMAO@ 14:00 calling the Northstar v8 one of the best engines ever

@m00nkinftw

Ай бұрын

I was shocked at that too. One of the biggest heaps of junk GM ever produced

While them taking the piss when talking about their friend's cars is always great, I do love when they put that aside to just about each other's choices.

What a marvellous video, I enjoyed it so much 😄 Thank you for posting.

Isn’t amazing how many good lines and comments and deliveries there are in this compilation. It just never stops. So good 👌

Thank you for this !

The ultimate highway machine. 1978 Lincoln Mark V 460 Big Block could run 90mph all day without ever breaking a sweat. Big, and heavy enough to turn crappy roads into ribbons of silk. The last true luxury liner for the road. It had a full frame, and was the last production car to have a big block engine. It was a masterpiece that I was lucky enough to own for a time.

@lukeguilfoyle2425

Ай бұрын

My uncle imported one into Australia, was awesome to sit in and drive but borderline impossible to park whenever you went into town 😂

James's Caddilac... 8.2 litre v8 and 190 hp. How? Just, how? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"And with age comes... weight" this will never stop being funny.

These three legend car meetups alone, are better than every show about cars.

"What Is That?" "This A Cadillac STS And You Can Shut Up" "I Wasn't Gonna Say Anything " "Good"😂

These lot are so good that the trips and challenges are the only car related stuff that I was able to get my wife to watch and enjoy with me🥰🥰🥰

I do love your comps

There's just something about these 3 that "Works™" and I've yet to really get my head around it. You've got 3 clearly opposite personalities all working against one another in some weird Check And Balance system combined with a Pokemon Status Type but no matter what it's always entertaining. You can tell these guys genuinely like banting with one another. Despite all the nonsense and behind-the-scenes drama, these guys Just Work together so well.

@user-ns2hb8ff6w

22 күн бұрын

They’ve been together for a long time too

Slightly put off with James May arrived in the Cadillac and the Sly Cooper theme plays.

2:02 I love how Jeremy's hands spasm with indignant fury.😆

3 of the best entertainers of their generation. Love them or hate them, they are born entertainers.

We need more of this

Dignified Engineering. Love James May!

"to get in and out of you know" love the reference

"what do you mean its not exotic" literally just said it was coach built 🤣

13:54 Hammond “this Cadillac is fitted with one of the best engines of all time” Me “oh no” Hammond “The creamy smooth 4.6 liter North Star V8”

@Birdy890

2 ай бұрын

hahah yeah I don't know if he was joking when he said it was a good engine but it sure got me.

@snafu_vfx8662

2 ай бұрын

For your next task Hammond you must replace the starter motor.

@Losingsince

2 ай бұрын

That got me lmao

“You bought the long car” it took me a moment to get it

“I see you’ve bought the long car”.

“That old building is a, oh never mind”😂😂😭

This is the best meet-up compilation ........... In the world .

These were the good old days

American car meet up, especially when James arrived in that cadillac bus😂

Richard: What about second? Jeremy: I never found it 😂

The supercharged Riviera is still one of my favorite cars from that season so glad Hammond kept it

First set of clips when Hammond says”what?” Gives me such a chuckle

“This monochrome Union Jack applied by Germans”😂😂😂

What the fuck was Hammond going to do do with so many spare tires?? 😂😂😂

The best part of every trip

The jaguars tools are just a burglary kit. I'm ded.

That Jaguar special was absolutly awesome !!!😂

The plates on all these are amazing.

"Hammond you idiot...." probably one of my favorite lines from the show.

These guys probably have the best chemistry of any TV cast ever. The only other people that come to mind are David, Lee and Rob on Would I Lie To You. The BBC were right to fire Jeremy, but they should have just accepted the show was over at that point.

i was the first to arrive

" Calm, who wants a calm rally car?! " " This Tw...

I love the fact they used music from the Sly games for James turning up in the Cadolac

whoever complied this must be saying: "my genius, it's almost frightening"!

The Northstar V8 is one of the WORSE engines ever made in America! LOL

@MoultrieGeek

2 ай бұрын

Reliable it isn't.

@zye.

2 ай бұрын

That and GM's Quad 4

The best chemistry since H2O.

Hey that music track during May's arrival in the Cadillac was straight out of the second Sly Cooper game, right? Lol!

THE GOAT IS BACK WITH ANOTHER COMP

Difficult to get in and out of, you know

Jeremy, pointing at his Audi: “This car’s ancestor has won TWO battles!” Me at home: “That car’s ancestor LOST two WARS!”

They mined all of the Burgundy all over the world.😂

Who’s gonna tell Hammond that the Northstar V8 was one of the least reliable poorly engineered engines in modern-ish GM history? Leaked oil, leaked coolant, blew head gaskets… just ticking time bombs.

Does Liberace pop out of the center console and play the piano for you? 🤣🤣🤣 Classic James!

That second lorry at the end is the same Renault Magnum Jeremy drove in TopGear lorry challenge

"Honestly driving this i feel like Elvis Presley" "What? Dead on a lavatory?"

(2:38) The door sounds exactly the same as a new Toyota Yaris no lie 😆

To get in and out of you know 🤣🤣 reminds me of that Shackletons chair

I think this could actually cure cancer. They should just play these all day long. It's really enjoyable. I love all their banter and all their competitiveness.😅

10:40 thats the soundtrack from sly 2

This was one of my favorite Top Gear shots of all time. 10:38

@AtheistOrphan

2 ай бұрын

I think that’s a different programme (and on the BBC).

That Buick Riviera was originally sold new in Canada. Roy Foss is a GM dealership in the Toronto area. Classic design. Not sure why the back bumper turned green...but that's a minor point. :D

11:22 They must’ve scraped out all the burgundy mines in the world “ 🤣