We have got AN letter.

@theninethrees8044

2 жыл бұрын

A EGG!

@S3xGod88

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n36J1q9-esfcobA.html

@rust5846

2 жыл бұрын

@@theninethrees8044 A EGG.... EGG

@rickygrenadier6303

2 жыл бұрын

A ant!

@StephenMountenayHenhawke

2 жыл бұрын

An sports car

>goes to Madame Tussauds >sees The Clarkson >traumatized

@iainmacrae6982

2 жыл бұрын

Traumatised

Dear So-Called Top Gear Compiler, thank you for your hard work and timely video. Sincerely, Mr Needham

@xetaxero

9 ай бұрын

I always pictured his name as “need ‘em”.

@tripprogers4814

9 ай бұрын

@@xetaxero lol, they definitely needed him.

@xetaxero

9 ай бұрын

@@tripprogers4814 😂

@tripprogers4814

9 ай бұрын

@@xetaxero I shall write a letter to the BBC… and I don’t care if they don’t read it!

@DystopianOverture

8 ай бұрын

@@tripprogers4814 Ha jokes on you, we did read it!

The PM flipping them off and saying "stay away from India" is possibly the best celeb cameo they ever had.

The Madame Tussaud's bit (18:12) is one of the absolute greatest.

@DrewSavo

2 жыл бұрын

Wind up the Richard Hammond doll and watch him go!

@apjtv2540

2 жыл бұрын

For 100 seconds almost exactly. That's honestly impressive. Keeping one joke going that long takes skill.

@warrie_pl

2 жыл бұрын

a word of appreciation for the fact that the entire thing was put into the compilation

@zanemurcha9742

2 жыл бұрын

Did we ever get a Clarkson Waxwork?

@Mr.Cerera69

28 күн бұрын

Does not look like. But they all three have massive head sculptures made of stone. Just google it lol.

Clarkson doing a Ozzy accent and then asking himself "why am i doing a French accent?" is just top tier titanium comedy

@mayank8818

Жыл бұрын

And richard says “I thought it’s wellsh” 😂

@MikeTorenoCIA

Жыл бұрын

@@SecondhandJones that exactly what i typed.

@MikeTorenoCIA

Жыл бұрын

@@SecondhandJones Ozzy is the exact same thing as Aussie.

@MikeTorenoCIA

Жыл бұрын

@@SecondhandJones I... don't care.

@MikeTorenoCIA

Жыл бұрын

@@SecondhandJones It's not dumb though is it? It's literally the same thing and 142 people think so. Go get a job or something typing away on a comments section like your life depends on the outcome.

"Dear Jez dick and jim" 💀💀💀

@colbyzur4642

Жыл бұрын

The way he says it never fails to make me laugh

@themcdonaldsman1

Жыл бұрын

From Alan MASSIVE Liar no less

@Faith01841

5 ай бұрын

BYE WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE

The hatchback, AMG mercedes joke is one of the most underrated jokes in TG history

@mrguest3749

2 жыл бұрын

aged pretty well

@Timmekiller124

2 жыл бұрын

Must admit, I didn't get it.

@Legomaster2211.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Timmekiller124 it is un sensible and large lol

@ipellaers

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus what are you, American?

@dudleylourens9093

2 жыл бұрын

@@ipellaers p

Top ‘so called’ Gear was my fav show back in the day

'Why am I doing this in a French accent?' 😂

The "stay away from India" remains iconic 🙂

5:22 Dear Mrs. Hammond, It is with a heavy heart I write to say we have not seen Richard for three years. 5:53 Dear Mrs. May, James has suffered a terrible back injury wrestling a lion. He will be home in maybe five years. Please send money. 🤣🤣🤣

Dear Top "So Called" Gear

23:20 might be my new favorite Clarkson monologue.

Mr. Needham has been a running joke for a long time now 🤣

@decodolly1535

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he's related to Mrs. Trellis of North Wales.

@harleyb7880

2 жыл бұрын

Then he was "blown up" in a car in one episode🤣🤣🤣

@jacobrumens9601

Жыл бұрын

@@harleyb7880 He was in Clarkson’s Duel 😂

@harrynelson9203

Жыл бұрын

@@harleyb7880 which one was that?

@harleyb7880

Жыл бұрын

@@harrynelson9203 I can't find it but it's on KZread if you look... I remember seeing it in a compilation video

HAHA you can pinpoint the moment Jeremy thought of his comeback and see him saving it up for when they’re done

@NoNameAtAll2

2 жыл бұрын

which of them? timestamp?

@GintaPPE1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoNameAtAll2 The Madame Tussaud's one.

@samdherring

2 жыл бұрын

19:00 Clarkson has loaded his weapon and awaits his moment.

@jai_b_drums

2 жыл бұрын

Yo you’re the guy from kaido poet

@kdpwt

2 жыл бұрын

@@jai_b_drums LMFAO

19:33 is my favourite bit, when Hammond has a better idea. Always makes me laugh, even though I know it’s coming. Also, on the car remote head booster thing, it’s true. My old Vauxhall has a crap range, I have to be almost on top of the car for it to work, but if I put the clicker to my head, I can operate it from my front door. My son’s girlfriend has a metal plate in her forehead, so I asked her to try it. She got about 20 miles away…

@tallleprechaun1318

Жыл бұрын

If you’re interested, the reason a key fob can operate from farther away if it’s held up to your head is because the signal can resonate in your skull and then project farther

@ch4z_bucks

Жыл бұрын

​@@tallleprechaun1318 it's to do with water in the body. It will also work if you hold up the fob to a container of water.

@DystopianOverture

8 ай бұрын

@@tallleprechaun1318 Ever since I was a kid I always wondered why. Thanks for answering a question that's confused me my whole life :)

6:44 *well we are going to ignore the prime minister*

@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers

Ай бұрын

Top Gear top tip

James May "Ow" compilation please. That would be hilarious. I'd even be able to help you find the soundbytes

@DanyalArcadio

2 жыл бұрын

right! and then "cock" compilation, and then "bloody nora" compilation. Then all the other words James May has ever said on TG/GT. And then someone takes all the words, makes it into a full song, and the internet finds itself at the peak of its existence. The only way forward will be downhill. What're going to be the most used words in the lyrics?

18:12 is the best one. For once, Jeremy has to take a roasting and it's from his best mates which means the knife gets twisted a little bit more. It just comes out naturally from Hammond and May.

So basically the process usually goes like this: "building expectations, building expectations....... and unfortunately, at the last moment, Jeremy stepped in and said he want to do it."

0:30 - I love how Jeremy says ‘we have had a letter’ when it was just addressed to him 😂

To be fair though, "Stig" is a pretty awesome name for a cat.

01:53 The answer to the question that no one is asking is- the 1895 Panhard & Levassor. It was the first car to have a steering wheel, hand and foot controls in familiar positions, engine in front with drive train down the center.

@martinhedegaardsrensen6676

10 ай бұрын

What episode is it from?

@VintageCarHistory

10 ай бұрын

It can be found on my channel.

@martinhedegaardsrensen6676

10 ай бұрын

@@VintageCarHistory which video?

@VintageCarHistory

10 ай бұрын

@@martinhedegaardsrensen6676 I don't know which Top Gear episode the question came from. The actual answer on my channel is episode 5.

A nice treat to accompany my morning thank you

Answering that question about the range of a car remote; it's because the wavelength of the signal is very close to an even divisor of the width of an adult head, producing a resonant frequency. This amplifies the signal. Your torso, being about twice the size, will get a similar but reduced effect, because the resonance is not as strong.

@Darkstar.....

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you are just as simple minded as the people that sent in suggestions. Density reduces the range of all Electromagnetic radiation accross the Electromagnetic spectrum which is a very broad group from gamma rays, betta, and alpha rays to x-ray, microwaves, yes visible light and of course radio waves. So a human body absorbs radio waves. I bet you walked past a radio and it got louder or something and you assumed it was your magical body. Why we havent hung you off a radar dish to track down aliens in soace i dont know. Wasting billions of dollars every year on bigger satelites dishes when we just needed you big head. You said the torso is a better amplifier. So are you fat because that will benefit your chanes of employment on the missile base i run.

@bigshrekhorner

2 жыл бұрын

@@Darkstar..... first of all, alpha and beta rays aren't electromagnetic waves, they are actual matter. Second, what you hear from a radio isn't the radio waves, it's the sound waves.

27:43 he says that, but we watched top gear so much in physics class😂

*[31 MINUTES]* _"SLEEP CAN WAIT!"_

I had no idea there were so many! Great compilation!

Madam Tusso?! joke was an absolute masterpiece.

11:53 top 10 photos taken moments before disaster

They all have terrific voices positive upbeat and just watching them makes every thing ok I hope the Fab three have a peaceful new year

Thank you mustang for these great compilations of top so called gear

My name is John Fox, when I first heard it I took a step back 🤣🤣🤣.

“Stay away from India” Yuppppp

@shr2000

2 жыл бұрын

Why tho?

@KevinKickChannel

2 жыл бұрын

Because there is no conceivable scenario these boys could improve foreign relations lol

@BassicVIC

2 ай бұрын

They are a spanner ready to go into any UK diplomatic works. 😂

Yes, I am on the train and I googled the answer 🤣🤣🤣Pozar explains, “You are capacitively coupling the fob to your head. With all the fluids in your head it ends up being a nice conductor. Not a great one, but it works.” Using your head can extend the key's wireless range by a few car lengths.

@K113-A

Жыл бұрын

Try doing that in 2005 xD

6:27 “Stay away from India 🇮🇳 “ Hahahahaha 🇬🇧 Not! 😂

This was the most painful video because I was constantly wanting to see what was next

Whenever you get to it, can we have a freemason joke compilation. Love the channel and your content.

I absolutely Love showing people the keyphob trick. So many have no idea that it works.

You should do a compilation of every time they say "Is it." or "Right." in that flat "do you believe this BS?" tone, like 10:47

15:02 angelina jumpscare

Sincerely, some bankers

26:24 his genius is.. is almost frightening

@ethanschmid4104

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes he stagger even himself with his genius!

If they had made Top Gear 60 years earlier it would’ve been about the tanks in Africa and the bombing raids over Germany

@dsdy1205

Жыл бұрын

If Top Gear had lasted a few more years the East Europe special would have been a banger

Fantastic, good job! Except one thing: where on Earth is the one I was hoping to see, where Hammond says something like this: We received hundreds of letters asking about th- well.. Loads of people wrote us letters asking about th- ok fine. We got One letter from One person....

“So-called”🤣🤣🤣

We so need a "yeeeeees" or "b u s i n e s s" compilation

@KevinKickChannel

2 жыл бұрын

Bizznizzmen going in their bizznizzcars to the bizznizzpark

Why did they call the Rolls "Drop Head"? wouldn't "Henry VIII" open up a cooler naming scheme?

@rajgill7576

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Really enjoyed this one a lot👍

2:00. That actually ended up being on of the funniest and most informative bits they ever did!

12:28, this right here is what made me love the Gumpert Apollo.

Hello & we begin with a letter

11:53 that “literally” usage>>>

Well, we are going to ignore the prime minister. 😂

Haha, great that you included the africa hypotetical letter 😁

9:31 that sound played as I started pissing and I nearly shat myself standing up

My favourite time of day

For anyone wondering about the key fob thing, it's because the juices in your head act like a conductor

@darrenmorales3885

2 жыл бұрын

Incorrect. Water amplifies waves. Ripples are a great example. Nothing with conductivity. Just wave physics. Your head is about 70% water

@vividandlucid

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was because your skull acts as a radio dish, due to its parabolic shape.

@lachyt5247

Жыл бұрын

@@darrenmorales3885 Interesting physics you have there, given water has extremely high permittivity and EM wave attenuation, to the point almost all electromagnetic waves are completely dissipated within a few meters underwater...

6:43 James.... Rules!!!!!!

1:02 Finally, jokes about home

The waxworks scene is classic tv.

Please make Clarkson final top gear moments compilation

Notice how the producers keep hot girls in the front row. Producers were simping much before simping was a thing 😂

Dear so-called Mustang so-called 150, surely you remember the 32-second clip from a DVD extra from 2007 that only released in Belgium

The Cadilac had this layout so the Austen 7 used it for a bit of class, which it desperately needed.

I think of 06:18 at random times and just remember Hammond's face. Good times 😂

maybe do a compilation of the women these 3 have simped for ? eg angelina, cameron diaz, scarlett johansson etc

This is the best "so-called" compilation ......... In the world .

Old radios will work the same way as that key from a far if you put the antenna up to a metal window cill

To those who are wondering it was Cadillac which standardized inputs in the manner we now recognize.

27:20 could it be because of the brain signals and nervous system using electricity, that sorta thing? Not sure if I said that right

I wonder if they got sent any letters about whose behind The Stig's Helmet

22:03 "James stop fingering the studio"

The remote question has the answer you are holding the remote sideways and the receiver can read that.

Could you do one for awards

0:00 where's that come from? Jeremy's DVD releases?

26:20 some editing magic here I somehow never noticed, I always believed this would work lol

31:00 "Actually, come to think of it... Stig! See those slippers? Pee in them!"

Richard Hammond being short compilation?

@dogguy8603

2 жыл бұрын

So the entire series?

@christopherwood7559

2 жыл бұрын

@@dogguy8603 I'm not opposed.

@nanabeans6385

2 жыл бұрын

So his entire life?

Has anyone tested to see if the key thing works on say a slab of meat? Narrow it down see if it has something to do with what we are made of rather than specific structures in the body(which is extremely unlikely)

What show is the first clip from????

26:29 I do this with my Volkswagen at least 3 times a week 😭😂

@Beam-jo6sb

10 ай бұрын

i love the fact thats a genuine thing that works

“Dear Top So Called Gear…”

0:17 Exclamation mark, for a question? Surely a question mark for the end of a sentence that is a question?

12:26... Is that a Trion NEMESIS?

“Well we’re going to ignore the prime minister”😂😂😂

27:25 Doubling the range of the remote locking, by holding it to your head, must be due to static? Boosting the electrical current and signal? My Rent a Geek cousin babbled.

Here's a letter from a Mr Winston Cudoogo of 55 Mercer Road....

"a letter from some swedish yooouuuths"

16:45 actually talking about cars 😂.

Do a wealth and opulence compliation

Dear Top . . so-called . . Gear . . . You're from Birmingham, explains everything. You've got a beard . . . and . . you've got a beard. Moving on . . .

Gold class comedy

The rolls royce phantom drophead review, I havent seen that in years and it doesnt seem to be anywhere else on youtube, does anyone have that clip?

Stay away from India .... LOL

Got to laugh at how the producers always stacked the front row of the crowd behind the presenters with women 😆

10:45 metal Willy.

Im confused youtuber named mustang yet has a Mercedes CLK as their pic?

if a small man wears pants a bit to long he looks even shorter on the runway :D