Never ask: - A woman her age - A man his salary - Clarkson which sites he visits

@BristolRoversFan

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Judgement_Kazzy

Жыл бұрын

- Hammond his insurance premium - May his blood alcohol level

@zachsheffield1325

Жыл бұрын

The age is important!!

@arcaneshadow7601

11 ай бұрын

- James news about the Dacia Sandero

@tlshortyshorty5810

9 ай бұрын

- why Andy Wilman’s laptop has the A, N, and L keys worn down

Jeremy Clarkson is at the same time the best and worst person to ever be given access to the internet.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Seems that every time he's given access to the Internet, he almost immediately gravitates towards the darkest corners of the Deep Web

@CopiousDoinksLLC

Жыл бұрын

I love the shit-eating grin that he has every time he makes this joke.

@quinnmarchese6313

Жыл бұрын

i dont know whats funnier, actually being on set to see what kind of porn Jezza puts on-screen, or the way its filmed just being reaction and wide shots as everyone in the room bursts out laughing

@user-of9hi1jn4x

3 ай бұрын

My German Play Oh My not you silly bastard

I lost it when James said: "I'm not sure what I'm less of, a woman or a racing driver"

@Damian_1989

2 жыл бұрын

"To be honest James, you've dabbled with being both"

@user-xz4wn3wn3x

2 жыл бұрын

5:37

@RazorSharp75426

Жыл бұрын

From which episode ?

@FishbedMyBeloved

10 ай бұрын

​@@pugna.3772 my left nut, I sold it to buy a bomber harris poster

@TheHutchy01

Ай бұрын

It's even funnier when you consider there is a correct answer, and it's racing driver.

"I went on the Internet and I found this....." The most dangerous words Jezza could ever say; if you hear him say it, brace yourselves.

@CopiousDoinksLLC

2 жыл бұрын

I love how Jeremy almost always has a shit-eating grin on his face when the camera cuts back to him afterward. You can tell he really enjoys making people squirm.

@bro89174

2 жыл бұрын

Well how hard can it be 😂

@sharpfalcon6196

2 жыл бұрын

@InverseSpirit27 I had to say that in a high-pitched voice.

@thymenwaterman8672

2 жыл бұрын

But it's fine cuz he drives a JAAAAAGGGGGGG

@RedJLP

2 жыл бұрын

@@bro89174 Don't say that!

This and the Dacia Sandero were the best running gags of this series.

@auberginemanproductions1608

2 жыл бұрын

And it's GOOD NEWS!

@mikelitorous5570

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, anyway

@bro89174

2 жыл бұрын

@@auberginemanproductions1608 😂

@auberginemanproductions1608

2 жыл бұрын

@@bro89174 The Dacia Sandero is now on sale in left hand drive market!

@screamsinrussian5773

2 жыл бұрын

@@auberginemanproductions1608 oh good anyway, about the Alfa Romeo

The friendship these three have is a testament to genuine entertainment, who agrees?

@xzaz2

2 жыл бұрын

They are just collegues

@frotleet5412

2 жыл бұрын

@@xzaz2 lol you really believe that?

@xzaz2

2 жыл бұрын

@@frotleet5412 Yes, they said it themselfs.

@frotleet5412

2 жыл бұрын

@@xzaz2 yeah but it’s part of their act

@justinp910

2 жыл бұрын

@@xzaz2 I'd disagree. Neither Hammond nor May were fired by the BBC - only Clarkson. The other two resigned as a direct result of his leaving, and they decided to go make the Grand Tour with Amazon on their own.

"Have you been on the Internet again" gets me every time

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

"Yes I have, and I found this" _[Image of Tailpipe Man]_ "OH GOD"

@heidirabenau511

Жыл бұрын

I thought you'd stopped that

I went on the internet and I found this

@jonniepotter1194

2 жыл бұрын

Oh God!!!

@khsjdhskdin

2 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Gawor I went on the internet and found this video

@No-dy3zk

2 жыл бұрын

The best dam pornography in the world.

@heidirabenau511

Жыл бұрын

Oh God, I thought you'd stopped that

Jeremy is the better version of daily dose of Internet

@L3THA1

2 жыл бұрын

I would say the car version

@SomeUnsoberIdiot

2 жыл бұрын

Literally silence would be better. That guy's a tit.

@saltybutsain6348

2 жыл бұрын

@@L3THA1 the British version

@gamechip06

Жыл бұрын

Why can't he be all of the above

No wonder TG ratings went through the floor when they quit. The chemistry between them is incredible.

@leonbanks5728

Жыл бұрын

Paddy, Freddie and Chris have good chemistry.

@astrea5849

6 ай бұрын

@@leonbanks5728no they don't??

@leonbanks5728

6 ай бұрын

@@astrea5849They do.

I have ALWAYS wanted to see what they were showing!

@DrewSavo

2 жыл бұрын

Well the most outrageous image, where Hammond was like ‘OH GOD!’ was a photo of a man with his 🍆 up a Range Rovers exhaust pipe.

@abysssans8188

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrewSavo oh my god

@kaelkirkby9191

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrewSavo dear god

@trevormoses5061

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrewSavo 😆😅😂

@gabrielcaramet3238

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrewSavo oh my

It was a simpler time then. A time when the most dangerous words someone could say were “I went on the internet this week, and I found this...” as opposed to the grim reality of now.

@wdunn06

2 жыл бұрын

They were great times

@aidenrafferty7825

2 жыл бұрын

Hate-speech was still a thing back then my guy.

@wdunn06

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidenrafferty7825The Internet wasn't as ugly back then as it is now

@alexandersiemienowski2607

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidenrafferty7825 hatespeech might have been a thing, but most people simply ignored it. U can see it in that show... Some things they sayd were racist or downgrading women. But noone cared. Today everything is takin serious by one person, and then everybody has to care about it.

@aidenrafferty7825

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandersiemienowski2607 ‘But no one cared’ Ha, if only. There’s literally a video on this same channel called ‘Top Gear complaints and offended people compilation’; you’re just blatantly wrong. People will always get offended about seemingly insignificant things. That hasn’t changed and certainly won’t as long as there are people with differing opinions. The only difference between now and then is that there is a platform to better voice your opinions on. I.e the internet. (Facebook, Twitter etc.) Can you imagine if people swore as they do now on early British television? I mean seriously. What about the type of clothing people wear today? Would that have been tolerated back then? The idea that people nowadays are more offended than they were in the past is a misconception. You’re exposed to hundreds of opinions on a given day. Confirmation bias is very evident here.

"...they're immediately treated like a sex object." "Have you been on the internet again?"

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

"Yes I have, and I found this!" "OH GOD"

@ChargeGamerGal

9 ай бұрын

I immediately cringed when he said that

Never thought I would miss this show with this trio so much. And yes grand tour was ok

@MarcinHopa8

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh it was iconic… 😞❤️

@daniilromanenko3677

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, even though i'm glad that they're able to continue doing their thing on The Grand Tour, it's just not the same

@WrecklessEnterainment

2 жыл бұрын

Classic top gear was one of those things where we didn’t know how good we had it. It really will be hard to ever replicate it because the reason it worked so well wasn’t because it was about cars, it was the fact the trio could literally do anything and be entertaining. That’s where every copy cat of the show has missed the mark

@ChrisSmallman1981

2 жыл бұрын

grand tour was picking up where they left off

@Xechran

Жыл бұрын

TG was British humor and writing staff. GT was an American facsimile of British humor. Wasn't quite right.

4:29 Hamster sayin' "Oh God!" out of embarassment is a little legendary moment of hilariousness there. XD

@TheChilternChronicles

2 жыл бұрын

Hamster xD

@pokemaster123ism

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely the first time he’d ever seen it

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I also love all their actions/expressions afterwards

@NorthernGeek

2 жыл бұрын

Haha it's perfect because it's definitely the picture of the dude making love to his tailpipe.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@NorthernGeek Yep, he's getting a bit too frisky with his Range Rover

Imagine being in the audience, standing and looking at the back of a chair for the entire show.

@GamingCreed47

Жыл бұрын

"Man, I didn't know chairs could talk"

@sirpixel7945

Жыл бұрын

@@GamingCreed47 "Yours don't? Mine wont shut up about how I just sit around and do nothing!"

4:24 Hammond: Have you been on the internet again? Clarkson: Yes I have, and I’ve found this Hammond: OH GOD

@leonbanks5728

Жыл бұрын

I thought you stopped doing that.

@republicofoctania9571

Жыл бұрын

They got tailpipe man’d

@leonbanks5728

Жыл бұрын

@@republicofoctania9571”...I also found this...”

@republicofoctania9571

Жыл бұрын

@@leonbanks5728 OH GOD NO PLE-oh wait it’s just the Dacia sandero, WAIT ITS DELAYED OH NO!! anyway

@leonbanks5728

Жыл бұрын

@@republicofoctania9571 😂😂😂😂

“I saw a film about lesbians on the internet” I think I know the film your talking about Jeremy 😂😂

@gregorarmstrong2478

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t we all. Though it was with not about

@eurocrusader1724

2 жыл бұрын

You got 69 likes.. Coincidence?🤣

@JackassJunior627

2 жыл бұрын

@@eurocrusader1724 😂😂😂😂😂

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I was confused for a few seconds and then suddenly went "oh F--K SH-T"

@a.jlewissonicski5278

2 жыл бұрын

2 Girls one cup?

I really want some ex-BBC cameraman or employee to expose the first images Clarkson was showing

@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is a lot of the crew left with them and went to the grand Tour

@Sir_toaster

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's that image of a man being extremely intimate with a 4x4

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

@@Sir_toaster That's one of them, yeah

@SkaterMisterAxe

Жыл бұрын

If I recall, it’s a man sticking his dick into an exhaust pipe

3:51 the expression on the lady behind Jeremy really says a lot😂

@Supraboyes

2 жыл бұрын

She's gorgeous 😍

@dinoco3672

2 жыл бұрын

@@Supraboyes 📷🤨 coomer caught in 4k

@NaCl1252

2 жыл бұрын

@@dinoco3672 we got one boyos 😏📸

@airygoats

Жыл бұрын

@@dinoco3672 one found in the wild 📸

@willcaputo1

11 ай бұрын

What was the image they keep not showing anyway?

Unfortunately we can’t see what he found on the internet.

@noneed4sleep64

2 жыл бұрын

Iirc most of them are tail pipe man

@whyme224

2 жыл бұрын

Who's that?

@astrea5849

2 жыл бұрын

@@whyme224 it’s a fella putting his meat into his land rover

@whyme224

2 жыл бұрын

@@astrea5849 I wish I never saw that.

@screamsinrussian5773

2 жыл бұрын

@@whyme224 you know what they say about curiosity and cats mate

"I went on the internet this week" "Oh God" The only acceptable reply

6:00 Hearing Wheelie Bin instead of dumpster just brightens my day, god some British descriptions are delightful

The face Hammond makes at 6:49 is just pure PTSD of all the other times

2:26 "There's hundreds of them going across the road" "What are they doing?" "This is the interesting thing... You know the new Citroen Berlingo?" XDDDD

I love that May has hardly any verbal reactions to this, just visible confusion, disgust and uncomfortableness.

1:00 LOVE Hammond's verbal response.....

@cookedbacon24

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like his reactions are proper reactions to showing someone what's on the internet who's never been on the internet.

@heidirabenau511

Жыл бұрын

"OH GOD"

@bunnybismuth

Жыл бұрын

"Wuh! Hutzyuh!"

3:52 her facial expressions tell a lot about the picture 😁

I feel so left out not knowing what he shows

@iwantmytgun5802

2 жыл бұрын

look up " tail pipe man " ( at your own risk)

@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK

2 жыл бұрын

Given one of the ones is the infamous tailpipe man I would assume the others are equally cursed

@lieutenantbigz938

2 жыл бұрын

@@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK Well, I managed to make out a guy squirting on the car's grill in one of the pics XD

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@lieutenantbigz938 That poor car

Aww, you cut out the funniest line! “I’m not sure what I’m less of, a woman or a racing driver?” “Well let’s be honest, you’ve dabbled with both.”

I miss the studio/tent segments. And Clarkson & Hammond stated they do as well.

@bro89174

2 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@arorath9170

2 жыл бұрын

I actually do as well but it seems we are in the minority as amazon data apparantly showed a majority of viewers akipping those segments. Thus, they decided to dedicate whole episodes to nothing but their adventures. While i do miss the live audience segments with the fun banter, and the cool wall, and just good ol fashioned car talk.....i dont find myself rewatching episodes like that. Its the specials and the crazy journeys they go on that i was always looking forward to so i do understand why they did it. I'm just glad they didnt stop at the end of grand tour season 3.

Hammond's "Oh God-" was just a vocalization of everybody's collective thought when Clarkson said that

5:37 “You’ve dabbled in being both, actually…”

0:59 Hammonds reaction get's me every single time xD

@JackLucasCaffrey

Жыл бұрын

@Sout mkhafef Richard said "Woah! Would you? I can believe that!"

I know it's been fifteen years ago, but this Top Gear version with these three blokes feels like just yesterday.

Jeremy is just a masterclass of a roaster, I hope I'll be able to have a beer with him one time, let alone the whole crew 😄

Clarkson: I went on the internet this week, and I found this... audience: (flinches audibly)

So we know for certain one of the images was the infamous “tailpipe man”, but what were the other images?

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I heard that another image was a female racing driver with her breasts exposed, and that a third was Jeremy Clarkson wearing a swimsuit that barely fit him

@DarthSanguine

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 I'm guessing the one of Jeremy was the one that made Richard shout "Oh God". XD

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarthSanguine I think that one may have been the first time they used the Tailpipe Man, I'm not completely sure what his response to the Clarkson image was but I think he cringed Edit: Looked up the specific scene, Hammond's response to the Clarkson image was just smiling in a "what the hell" kind of way, assuming that makes any sense

@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544

2 жыл бұрын

Tailpipe man?

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 It's a picture of a guy in a maid costume with his junk in the tailpipe of a Range Rover. Do not search it

6:49 just look at Hammond face Lol...he was ready for what might come 🤣🤣🤣

I went on the internet and I found this! Crowds laughs Me at home : confused laughing

@adrielsebastian5216

2 жыл бұрын

Most of them are the "tailpipe man". It's a guy with his asset up the tailpipe of a Range Rover.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrielsebastian5216 I think another was Clarkson wearing a swimsuit that barely fit him

@aviaspotter3253

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 and a female racing driver with her thingies exposed

0:25, on the right behind Hammond 👀

jeremy clarkson is a gift from god and must be protected at all costs

@tolep

Жыл бұрын

Let God take care of him then.

5:01 “Nigel Mansell, could you wear a dress four sizes too small for you?”

The pickup by the culvert is on the edge of a 1000-foot cliff formed by the Hurricane Fault in southwest Utah. I distinctly remember the day that happened. Always fun be reminded of my hometown getting its 15 minutes of fame.

2:01 lol look at the people in the back

@speedy937

2 жыл бұрын

Must've been doing something like the YMCA video for a joke

The one that turns out about the lane closed to ease congestion, there's a girl behind Jeremy's shoulder whose life changed that day, she saw something her imagination didn't contain.

Can you do a compilation on every single joke about Hammond’s accidents over the years

@mattw10001

2 жыл бұрын

He would have to stop crashing otherwise it would have to be a livestream.

@pepsican2917

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattw10001 24/7 livestream

@aschmuck6748

2 жыл бұрын

Too many mate

“James, you reverse on to me and Hammond you tug me off from behind” 🤣😂🤣

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

...Well, flak

Sabine should've been number 1, on that list of sexiest women racing drivers.

@karelpgbr

2 жыл бұрын

Yepyepyep

@BedsitBob

2 жыл бұрын

@Space Vatnik The STIG wasn't a woman.

@TheSilvershadow200

2 жыл бұрын

@@BedsitBob But there was a lady Stig in one episode at a swimming pool.

@spooper3631

2 жыл бұрын

This hits different now. Man cancer sucks.

@RazorSharp75426

Жыл бұрын

*cutest

Clip at 4:16 must’ve been the first time they used tailpipe man, based on the reactions

0:22 iS iT tHe dAcIa sAnDeRo?!

@MarkTanner10

2 жыл бұрын

The dacia sandero is delay!

@lukasmatuska8314

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no! Anyway...

James is the most quietest when ever Clarkson mentions “internet”, somethings up..

The best parts in these segments is the reactions on the faces Hammond and May after seeing what Jeremy found on the internet.

2:36 recently rewatched the Albania special and this has quite a different meaning now

5:53 I've been looking for this clips for ages!

The massive eruption of laughter when he brought up the convertible Alfa Romeo says it all lol

0:30 That woman behind Hammon is strategically placed.

@User_1795

Жыл бұрын

With those bloated fakes. Lol.

Complitions you make are absolutrly nice

Jeremy: " We welcome the homesexuals" Village People: And I was the first to arrive...

Jeremy: I went on the internet this week - Richard and James: 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

2:47 One of my favourites of these. You see the screens turn on but it's still too unintelligible what's on them, and all you hear is the laughter/shock of the crowd.

I was looking for something to watch over the Easter Weekend. Now I've got it. Top Gear all weekend 😄

I love when Richard was like “Oh god.”

Now, I have absolutely no interest in cars(don't worry, I don't have a license) but I would probably watch this show just because of how great it is to watch these three interact.

it saddens me that i'll never get to see what he found in a live show

4:29 Richard's reaction 😂😂😂

What an incredible team and the BBC in their infinite wisdom let them go! What was worse they thought that the Three Amigos could be replaced with Chris Evans!

@thearcticfox343

2 жыл бұрын

they didn't really have a choice to be perfectly fair, you can't just hire someone who just physically assaulted a producer

@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@thearcticfox343 to be fair they intentionally got Jeremy drunk and then intentionally pissed him off, not justifying his actions but that’s like sticking your hand in a lions mouth and being Suprised it bit your hand off

@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is they somehow expected James and Richard to stay and just replace Clarkson, even more infinite wisdom there

@leganzar7831

2 жыл бұрын

@@thearcticfox343 why not?

7:56 If you don't immediately know what Lewis Hamilton crash this is referring to, turn your drivers license in right now 😂

@reneliebregts64

11 ай бұрын

Well what year was it from?

@SaltySeattleCyclist

11 ай бұрын

@@reneliebregts64 2008 Montreal kzread.infoTg2JmldiiXI?feature=share

@jerichopraba6185

5 ай бұрын

​@@reneliebregts642007 China GP

0:24 anyone think that girl just happened to choose that seat? Me either.

@dj4myparty

2 жыл бұрын

We used move them to front

@SirSaladAss

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone likes a nice set of knockers after all.

@xdblooddemonbx791

2 жыл бұрын

Today i went on the internet and found her 😉😜

2:19 hundreds of salmon, what are they doin? Well this is the interesting thing, you know the new Citroen Berlingo?

I love how you can see it's the same picture in a bunch of the wideshots

1:47 - 2:06 Hands down one of the best momkent from British Television ever.

The Salmons crossing the road destroyed me lmao

2:05 WTF WHY ARE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE BEHIND HAMMOND AND MAY????

4:24 "Have you been on the internet again?"

@hikaru9624

Жыл бұрын

That's a question we can all relate to.

@Jedi_Spartan_38

Жыл бұрын

"Yes I have. And I found this!"

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

​@@Jedi_Spartan_38 "OH GOD"

I'm not a car person so I haven't thought to look into Top Gear and I'm now obsessed

@InsomniacStephens141

2 жыл бұрын

The good thing is it's over now so you have hundreds of episodes to watch

@haveaniceface7290

Жыл бұрын

That happened to me and now I'm a car guy.

You didn't let Jeremy inerestingly explain about the salmons crossing the road.

We need to see an extend cut of each episode which shows what they were actually showing!

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

That's not possible

@ItsABeautifulDay.

8 ай бұрын

One of the episodes was a Land Rover owner with his Mick Dick in the exhaust.

1:22 “Cut to the wide shot”

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

*"WOAHHH!!!"*

@sgt.thompson98

5 ай бұрын

That's the - that's the center of the earth!

@AB2108YA

2 ай бұрын

​@@sgt.thompson98how long ago did that out?

@sgt.thompson98

2 ай бұрын

@@AB2108YA 6 months?

@AB2108YA

2 ай бұрын

​​​@@sgt.thompson98 has he stop screaming yet? One of those screams you had to draw breath something bad happen *uhh* Inhale *HAAAAAAHHHHH* more scream

Yet when I go in to my place of work and say “I went on the internet and found this”, HR start asking questions

This man could show me his internet findings all day.

Can you do a compilation of all voice breaks?? Or will that compilation be too short for a vid??

I couldn't see some of the things he found on the internet, but it was still pretty entertaining!

"I went on the internet this week-" "Oh god"

The world reached its comedic peak with Black Adder and these three blokes.

@kinnikuboneman

Жыл бұрын

Lol what

@budakbaongsiah

Жыл бұрын

Life of Brian

I mean that guy on the edge is definitely the luckiest man on earth. It's either him or former French PM Leon Blum.

Darn it, I wish I can hear the rest of the "news" from them - especially the bit about the salmon crossing the road.

Just fabulous 👏👏👏👏👏

can you make a James May "good news" about the Dacia Sandero compilation?

I love that May's "Oh God." as response xD He knows Jezza saw shit nobody should xD

Oh such a great humor, always make me laugh 😂❤️🥺

I went on the internet and found you

9:47 the women behind Jeremy is sweating nervously

Hammond at 0:59 always gets me.

0:24 GOD DAMN!!!!!

This is literally a conversation between normal people that was randomly televised

I would love to read what's on Jeremy's mind when he's building up the prank thinking of the reaction of Richard, James and the public with the picture of that guy devoted to his Range Rover...

Jeremy went way ahead of it's time to become a youtuber to react something on the internet

01:00 this is about the most genuine reaction

I'm hoping that one day he will find the "Oh no, anyway" meme and do exactly this