Any American that gets offended by this should take a step back and realize that this is how the world actually views America.

@Timg1231

3 жыл бұрын

I am not sure the Americans who watch top gear are the ones who do not understand humor. Self deprecating humor isn’t unique to Europe.

@matyaskutas

3 жыл бұрын

@@Timg1231 u know greatest country and stuff while being most of the reason there is no peace in this world... yup I think it's unique

@mattbehindthewheel6901

3 жыл бұрын

yeah nah, not everyone thinks this about the US...

@KodiakGSH

3 жыл бұрын

Americans don't think about other nationalities though. Like, at all.

@jamesfletcher474

3 жыл бұрын

@@KodiakGSH that's because they think 90% of the world IS the us 🤦🏽‍♂️

"They call a liquid 'gas.'" Well, he's got us there boys.

@Britney101

2 жыл бұрын

@Sneakerz On Deck well gasoline is a derivation from the word gas and the chemical suffixes ol - ine - ene Making it gasoline So they still mean gas

@machinist7230

2 жыл бұрын

From a country that refers to the cover that goes over the engine as a 19th century ladies headwear, they're in no position to make jokes.

@casematecardinal

2 жыл бұрын

@@Britney101 gasoline only burns in a mist form so in a gaseous state so it checks out

@noneofyourbusiness4294

2 жыл бұрын

@@casematecardinal and now we think about which form you put in your tank.

@casematecardinal

2 жыл бұрын

@@noneofyourbusiness4294 it was a joke my guy

"They call a liquid 'gas" I literally spit out my drink laughing.

@undoubtedcrow8010

Жыл бұрын

Well, it actually is a gas when it gets burned, so....

@fancy3774

Жыл бұрын

It's a short term of gasoline

@Broman-es4sx

10 ай бұрын

Actually is a vapor that you really combust tht is doing the actual work, not the liquid

@LCDqBqA

10 ай бұрын

@@fancy3774 You mean petrol.

@JP-xd6fm

10 ай бұрын

@@LCDqBqA In spanish we have "gasolina", and petrol for us is the crude oil (petróleo)

"America land of the free" Crowd bursts out laughing 🤣

Ironically Jeremy is the most American European I've ever seen.

@susankoenig5632

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! He is what he is making fun of....

@ahmadmuhdi190

3 жыл бұрын

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

@clip3009

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Americans look like Europeans since that’s where your descendants come from

@michaelbrown1627

3 жыл бұрын

He is a bit of a lard ass.

@monke7929

3 жыл бұрын

That's what makes it funny.

"god, florida's awful" The entire US: nods in agreement

@michaelbrown1627

3 жыл бұрын

Then they should stop moving to and visiting Florida. Oh the irony.

@nathanhursey6779

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbrown1627 only the schewpid do

@AirKaos

3 жыл бұрын

Hell even some of us Floridians nod in agreement. I’ll take one for the team if you choose to cut us off from the rest of the nation.

@andregon4366

3 жыл бұрын

The legendary Florida man is cool though.

@alexander944

3 жыл бұрын

That explains why everyone wants to retire there

I find Clarkson hilarious especially since he is so American in everything he says and does. He is opinionated, rude and no less fat than most Americans. Some of those put downs are pure comedic gold.

@AntonioRodriguez-wh2zn

Жыл бұрын

Europeans from Finland to Portugal are the most arrogant people I've ever had the displeasure of communicating with. Constantly insulting yet we're the rude ones?

@BeetsPerSecond

7 ай бұрын

70% of Americans are overweight or obese. I wouldn't say he is fatter than most of them.

@chetmcgovern9985

7 ай бұрын

@@BeetsPerSecond The point isn't that he is or isn't fatter, it's the humor in the irony of what he's saying. He's rude, loud, opinionated, and fat, and then he turns around and gives Americans shit for being the same.

@AverageAlien

6 ай бұрын

​@@chetmcgovern9985Yes because nothing he says is meant to be taken seriously but dumb yanks take everything at face value and will believe ANYTHING you tell them

@chetmcgovern9985

6 ай бұрын

@@Vetnir-de4yv Most of them I have met are not. Most of them have been very nice.

I'm an American and I loved these guys. I never took offense to anything they've said about Americans or anything in general. These guys are funny and truthful.

@RWSfan2024

Жыл бұрын

Same bro, I may be American but I understand why people hate our country

@bbb462cid

Жыл бұрын

I was part of some US disaster relief efforts and the world still hates the USA, but if something's funny, I laugh, and this shit is funny. But I know and have met a fair number of Brits. There's some psychological scars over ancient history there. And it's sad that some of the ones I know can't take a joke in return.

@zoolkhan

10 ай бұрын

if youd be offended by the truth then you also would be offended by your sister sleeping with someone else. innit so :)

@bbb462cid

10 ай бұрын

@@zoolkhan do you understand that your baseline argument is that people sleep with their sisters, as a way to define "truth"? Dude. Proofread.

@redtra236

8 ай бұрын

@@RWSfan2024 America has a lot of issues but Europe is no where close to perfect either

Fat people, old people, everyone's rude, Clarkson fits right in. 😂

@abdelhakkhalil7684

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@lolno6975

3 жыл бұрын

Still funny tho

@ScrappyGoose721

3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I said when I saw that

@mfzoom5401

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not really any of those things, at least there’s no argument to be made for it at the time this was filmed. Triggered American alert 🤣

@hawukk4866

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScrappyGoose721 it's a joke or opinion you moron

In England, “incest” is called “royal relations” and you get a crown.👑

@damiangarza5116

3 жыл бұрын

They do tend to forget that part dont they

@JustForFun77077

3 жыл бұрын

Hard not to have sex with your relations when the entire country of England is smaller than my backyard.

@iicloudbob8793

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustForFun77077 at least the British have more freedom. You twats in America aren't even allowed unpasteurised cheese.

@JustForFun77077

3 жыл бұрын

@@iicloudbob8793 Lol, didnt mean to hurt your internet feelings there ol chap! I do say my deer boy, have fun putting the lid on your dead trash can! Tally ho lads!!

@JustForFun77077

3 жыл бұрын

@@iicloudbob8793 Lol no need to get all emotional because you're jealous of America.

3:46, "you're American?" "you can't be, you're nowhere near fat enough" I'm dying 💀💀

As a Texan, “BM-Dubyah” is so accurate🤣

"Can't find London, can't find France but it will find him a burgurr"

@whenwhen2284

3 жыл бұрын

Thats really the only thing you need to find

@AleK0451

3 жыл бұрын

@@whenwhen2284 i really wanted to find some iraqi restaurants

@mikek0135

3 жыл бұрын

Of the three, it chose the one that was most important.

@whenwhen2284

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikek0135 Probably because its American and would be driven in America where you're separated from London and Paris by and entire ocean Edit: I forgot you aren't allowed to use common sense or else...

@mikek0135

3 жыл бұрын

@When When So, you’re saying that it was able to find the more important of the three because it’s American? I’ll take that as a compliment. Thanks!

SMH we Americans don’t use cars! We lay on our beer bellies, and use ar-15’s to propel ourselves down the streets.

@stevefg3067

3 жыл бұрын

Here in the south, we just stay home. We got everything we need, food, water, sweat pants, GUNS, Murican flag and a sister wife. 😉

@bfcclarets4694

3 жыл бұрын

Beer bellies? Don’t say that like you guys can drink when you can’t, more like burger bellies

@bfcclarets4694

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Steele that’s cause we don’t brew our beers in pubs, they get ordered

@bfcclarets4694

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Steele we have local breweries but they don’t sell inside they get ordered to local pubs in the area as well as the brands obviously

@bfcclarets4694

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Steele you get the old small bars that make them in the cellar but mainly they are made in small warehouse and dispatched to the local bars who put the order in, there’s pubs on every corner even if it’s not a busy area having the breweries that are local for all the beers helps community’s as the pub community is massive, as we have nothing else to do 7 months of the year cause it’s cold

As an American, I can confirm that Clarkson is 100% right from my recliner with my bucket of KFC and trough of Diet Coke so I stay healthy.

I absolutely love & respect the level of humour from Americans on here. Literally no one got offended. Much respect ✊

@joelikespotatoes8321

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks man

@scottdixon2505

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure? Seen loads of Americans getting triggered lol

@bradhartliep879

Жыл бұрын

The only people that get offended are the Liberals and Conservatives with their desperate quest to hang on to all the power they stole - kind of like the Saxe_Coburgs .. ah .. I mean the .. ah .. "Buckinghams" & "Windsors" - the other 80% of Americans DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EITHER PARTY ..

@captain_awesome2134

Жыл бұрын

I mean, Jeremy wasn't wrong, especially in his assessment of Florida

@metalswifty23

Жыл бұрын

I was pleasantly surprised by all the (highly liked) comments from Americans laughing at this with us, but then I made the fatal mistake of reading the replies to said comments.

Land of the easily offended

@toppedclub5920

3 жыл бұрын

This ☝️

@derbyjr

3 жыл бұрын

So how’s Brexit going?

@4orks976

3 жыл бұрын

@@derbyjr how the presidential transition going

@stephenoprey4185

3 жыл бұрын

@@derbyjr Hows free health care........nvm

@akkshaysharrma9991

3 жыл бұрын

@@derbyjr you just proved his point

I’m surprised Hammond wasn’t offended considering he’s a secret American.

@cinegraphics

2 жыл бұрын

As "secret" as James Bond is a secret agent.

@wonderbread4323

2 жыл бұрын

And oddly enough I’d say hammonds the best of the 3, with James may in a close second.

@twinturboray

2 жыл бұрын

Hammond also has the height of the average American.

@hardwirecars

2 жыл бұрын

@@twinturboray thats a new one

@bagpuss121

2 жыл бұрын

Richard Billy Bob Hamster Hammond .

"they cant win a war without our help" IM FUCKING DEAD LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Hashiriya985

2 жыл бұрын

@User Name dude it is just an joke chill out

@afaxmachine5045

2 жыл бұрын

@User Name the uk has won well more than 20 wars

“Your national anthem is the McDonald’s advert”

@lanapowell

Жыл бұрын

Please stand for the national anthem: "Ba-da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it."

As an American, I can tell you that I thoroughly enjoyed watching this while eating my triple cheeseburger, super sized french fries, and drinking a DIET Coke!

@sallychi8406

2 жыл бұрын

You can eat as much of anything as you like, and the Diet Coke will keep you from gaining weight. American inventions are incredible, aren't they?

@jeanackle

2 жыл бұрын

@@sallychi8406 That may or not be the joke.

@mangothecat2390

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeanackle r/whoosh

@jeanackle

2 жыл бұрын

@@mangothecat2390 r/headshot

@mangothecat2390

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeanackle That isn't a thing, you muppet

The level of humour this guy has.... it's almost frightening

@nekrosprimus

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Wassup_bruh

2 жыл бұрын

Nice one 🤣

@RatedShadowXrd

2 жыл бұрын

His humor is terrifying that it generates gravity

@Lynn_EX

2 жыл бұрын

If your quiet enough you can hear his humour

@tracehinson6766

2 жыл бұрын

I find the video hilarious but the first one with incest cough cough most of Europe practiced incest until the late 1800s and some country's into the 1900s but ya know

As a American, Jeremy cracks me up. While its true that I do not think Americans are as traveled as our European brothers, All one has to do is go to the nearest shopping and you will hear 10 different languages being spoken. We truly are a land of immigrants. I think some of our reasons for not traveling as much as we would like is because if we are lucky, will receive only 10-14 days vacation a year. I understand in some European countries, citizens get 6 weeks vacay time off a year. That would be incredible! That is not even enough time to explore our 50 states with its 6 different time zones. Sad but true. Ive lived in Alaska 16 years. I still haven't seen all this State with it's area roughly 1/3 the size of lower 48 has to offer.

@Maria-oh1nq

Ай бұрын

Dont try to take credit from a bunch of foreigners living in the USA😂😂😂

@arcadia1081

25 күн бұрын

I hadn't read the lower part of your post. You poor bastards are always working! I was under the impression that the slaves had been freed... oh dear.

"Nasty insect, old people, fat people, and all of them were eating cheese. GOT CHEESE IN THAT GOT CHEESE IN THAT, they'll shoot you" ohh god you got me on that part

"Silicone valley" that's the funniest thing ever 🤣 😂

@brianhiles8164

3 жыл бұрын

No, not _silicone,_ but _silicon._ _Silicon_ Valley. The former, breast augmentation material; the latter, the elemental substrate as indicative of the electronics industry here. Come to think of it, both will do.

@euancaskie2251

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianhiles8164 they zoomed in on a woman... It was a play on the fact she has silicone implants but they were in silicon valley... You American?

@pippo6582

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianhiles8164 bruh that was the joke

@BigMelvinHarrisSmoke

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianhiles8164 ok no one asked for a whole definition

@AleK0451

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianhiles8164 american detected

"That saves 40 pounds......or which in America is lunch". You have no idea how true that statement is.

@jakobanderson6213

2 жыл бұрын

I eat like a normal human

@spectree8549

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakobanderson6213 Good for you

@blarfroer8066

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't he say 14?

@tylerisadumb

2 жыл бұрын

It's lunch in Britain as well.

@mat2000100

2 жыл бұрын

Bidenflation really hitting America hard.

Salty cheeseburgers crying in the comments.

Anyone else come back to this comment section to see the offended muricans? 😂

I'm American and this is funny as hell. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself

@kubrikansis7289

2 жыл бұрын

Shame a lot of your countrymen can’t take the same initiative. Seem to hate snowflakes until they become them 😬

@oliverharris9567

2 жыл бұрын

Well said

@martinezanthony9282

2 жыл бұрын

Least have of it is true.

@gordongekko3174

2 жыл бұрын

yup , thats what the limeys want you to think , pretty sick trick to mask the contempt under humor

@huzefajamadar7570

2 жыл бұрын

Specially when you're the joke

I was dating a girl a few years back and her dad told me he didnt like TopGear because they make fun of Americans too much and like TopGear USA more. Yeah thankfully I broke up with her and didn't marry into that.

@LevonBlueoak

3 жыл бұрын

you dodged a bullet there mate

@mmarocker

3 жыл бұрын

I like both, can you send me her number? 🥺

@kaitlyngarner740

3 жыл бұрын

God top gear USA was way more scripted than top gear UK. Like top gear UK is still really scripted but these 3 had such great chemistry that it didn't feel like it a lot. Plus a lot of the challenges were less scripted than the American counterparts. I still like Top Gear USA but it's nowhere near as good as this

@foodreacts837

3 жыл бұрын

lets go

@Slyarno2795

3 жыл бұрын

You're lucky mate.

7:25 when the joke makes itself

So Jeremy. What car did you use for your wedding? That's right a bright red Dodge Viper. 🤣

I feel like British humor doesn't discriminate... everyone gets a load of shit.

@icmull

Жыл бұрын

Cause theyre even harsher on themselves

@mystical3022

Жыл бұрын

Wait till he starts mocking the Germans... Lol

@se7enhaender

Жыл бұрын

@@mystical3022 I'm German, so I'm familiar. I've heard plenty. Didn't kill me. 😉👍

@riatorex8722

Жыл бұрын

@@mystical3022 Don't mention the war!

@jeffjones2021

Жыл бұрын

Shite.

he's absolutely right about the language on the switches

@4orks976

3 жыл бұрын

do they really have those here? i swear i've never seen them (born and raised in washington state)

@brandonellerby5126

3 жыл бұрын

Never have I seen words on switches

@4orks976

3 жыл бұрын

Wait nvm i thought you were talking about the crosswalk signs for some reason. My car has english on some of the buttons, but only the ones for the console - things like "PHONE" and "MEDIA" and "RADIO". All the others have symbols like normal.

@Kosty88

3 жыл бұрын

@@4orks976 OMFG ... Media and Radio are not only English words

@4orks976

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, i just remembered another one. The side mirrors always say "objects in mirror are closer than they appear"

man do i love these three

What episode is first clip from

My biggest pet peeve is the fact they put the month before the day

@knexguy139

3 жыл бұрын

I think it has something to do with it being easier to say “January first” than “The first of January”.

@muwuny

3 жыл бұрын

Except the 4th of July

@knyte6426

3 жыл бұрын

Don't like our lopsided triangle? I don't get it either. Other than it's standard in the US to always says dates that way. "Your appointment is on January 7th." "Okay, the deal will be finalized on March 9th." And so on. Other than "Fourth of July", nobody puts the day before the month, here.

@hectorwilson663

3 жыл бұрын

Professionally it makes way more sense, but casually/socially it sucks yes

@Kref3

3 жыл бұрын

In july 2016 I was in the USA at a restaurant with a friend and his girlfriend who had just turned 21 a few months ago on 10th of February. The waitress checked her ID when she ordered a beer, read 10.02. and insisted that this must be 2nd of October and that she obviously is still 20, to young to drink and that we should leave immediately or she would call the cops because we tried to cheat her. I took a look on the ID, pointed on the date the ID was issued and asked the nice Lady what she thought which month 26.08. might be. That did not help much. No dinner for us cheaters.

Credit to the yanks in the comments section who can take a joke.

@pfzht

3 жыл бұрын

Credit to the red coats who see his hypocrisy

@AMPProf

3 жыл бұрын

Not a yank! red coat Natural Born citizen of the United States of America!

@AMPProf

3 жыл бұрын

ROLLING stoners suck!

@adam_p99

3 жыл бұрын

@@AMPProf I’ve just seen your videos and with that, I can see your music choices. You should probably find a quiet corner and reflect on your life choices.

@AMPProf

3 жыл бұрын

@@adam_p99 lol you're too funny!lol fyi jokes are not always obviously obvious. :D

I love every single one of their America jokes beecause they are so real 😂😂

I like this kind of humour.great compilation.

We Europeans may be totally different from one another when it comes to culture, language, cuisine and pretty much everything. There is however one thing we can all agree and work together on. Clowning on Americans.

@Yourmomazz

3 жыл бұрын

In the light of the last 4 years. Yep.

@mikkejalonen9050

3 жыл бұрын

As a european its funny to make fun of them but we are no better.

@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317

3 жыл бұрын

Not just Europeans but the rest of the world.

@noahdavis3236

3 жыл бұрын

As an American I’m sorry for the mess our president has managed to make in 4 years.

@xSupra

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahdavis3236 Man those peace deals really were a mess

"you're American" "Yes" "You can't be, you're not fat enough" LOL

@windergard

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's pretty obvious, she has better teeth

@joshuahaigh9225

3 жыл бұрын

@@windergard the US has worse dental care you get more cavities than us per person

@morpheus2270

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuahaigh9225 no it doesnt lol, its pretty much a fact that europeans have worse teeth per capita

@raeishimura

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, HE is certainly the right amount of fat to be American, so he would know

@windergard

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuahaigh9225 Well i'm looking at HIS teeth and well yea, he fits the stereotype.

The Chrysler Crossfire bit... I'm dead 😂

I just love how he pronounced the words "Europe" and "Germany" :D:D

"can't find London, can't find France, but it will find you a burger... How American" XD

@MrBeard17

2 жыл бұрын

when driving in the usa, whats more likely to be sought out?

@mc_chickenburger2585

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that all you need

@detleffleischer9418

2 жыл бұрын

@Stink Bug Corvettes are sold everywhere though. And GPS systems are global. Like, we have Corvettes in fucking rural Oaxaca.

@thelonerick2344

2 жыл бұрын

Good thing we found England in 1940, Sicily and Italy in 1942, and Germany and France in 1944 and 1945. Otherwise Europe would be speaking German or Russian.

@illyrian9976

Жыл бұрын

Well, you have to keep in mind that americans die if they don't eat a chesseburger every 24 hours, so it is quite an important feature

"You can't be American....you aren't fat enough." Priceless....

@raulrosas5068

2 жыл бұрын

guess i need to eat more

@Apman99

2 жыл бұрын

@@raulrosas5068 yes especially chesse and Fast food

@casematecardinal

2 жыл бұрын

Damn I guess it doesn't pay to have the highest percentage of people in an above average fitness level.

@recipoldinasty

2 жыл бұрын

@@casematecardinal no

@tescomealdeal9901

2 жыл бұрын

She knew something was cominh

2.8k American are offended 🤣🤣

Okay I’ll give you that one sir. I will no longer refer to petrol as gas. Well done. Lmao 🤣

"They call a liquid GAS" Looks like Americans weren't paying attention during their Science classes.

@ohdontmindme4241

3 жыл бұрын

Short for gasoline dumbass. We’re dumb but not that dumb

@tushargupta1764

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohdontmindme4241 oh i just saw your name

@04Sentra

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly why I say fuel

@connor2053

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohdontmindme4241 I mean atleast you admit you're dumb that's something I suppose lol

@cnccoldsaw

3 жыл бұрын

gasoline

"God Florida is awful".. As an American, I agree

@slideforAllah423

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know that the best sports team in Florida is a basketball team from Toronto temporarily staying in Tampa lmao 😂

@tommylanger7686

3 жыл бұрын

The more north you are, the more south it gets

@xinyiwang3924

3 жыл бұрын

Speaking as an american myself...... He's correct on nearly everything he said😂

@jerrystrokiando8842

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck florida

@andregon4366

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Florida has the Florida man. That's a win.

bro lmao there are so many smoldering americans in the comments

2.5k downvotes are americans.

"Iraqi Restaurants...Oh that shut her up!" lmao This is good stuff.

@pecadodeorgullo5963

3 жыл бұрын

He should have said Vietnamese gardening centre.

@twitterisstupid6947

3 жыл бұрын

the car would have started a

@USandGlobal

3 жыл бұрын

@@pecadodeorgullo5963he should have said 13 colonies but he probably can't in Britain 🤣

I'm American and I laughed throughout the whole thing. This is just funny, and I'm sure others agree

@aidn792

3 жыл бұрын

finally, someone with a good sense of humour that can take a joke

@ajaini1709

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidn792 it’s a joke and also facts

@nielk.

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone that doesn't get offended by a joke

@DrewPeabaws

3 жыл бұрын

Finally. I’m deliberately going out of my way to piss off the people who can’t take a joke. Maybe one of them will burst a blood vessel lmao. When someone makes fun of the U.K. like this it’s funny as fuck.

@okaygerepied5388

3 жыл бұрын

Im glad im not fat

the 2007 US special literally is the best top gear special cause its always just chaos

I always find it funny when Europeans finds us to be ignorant witch is true most of us are fucking stupid

As an American myself, I can testify that nearly everything Jeremy said is correct 😂😂😂

@kratokat3431

3 жыл бұрын

You're an American that can take a joke? Damn, you're definitely a rare breed...

@dariosantos9445

3 жыл бұрын

Wait till they find out about the Newspaper headlines that start with “Florida Man.....”😂😂😂😂😂

@marilynsmymother711

3 жыл бұрын

As an American from Florida I can’t help but agree!

@zachmighty2754

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@flippop101

3 жыл бұрын

I think that is rather magnanimous of you to say so. Just wait till he starts on the Germans. Regards from Germany!

“They call a liquid gas” why have I never realised that 😂

@rutter1ify

3 жыл бұрын

Totally true lol 😅

@joshuapinkley8562

3 жыл бұрын

@@rutter1ify we call it gasoline. then just go lazy on the word like we do with everything and call it gas

@rutter1ify

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuapinkley8562 yeah I know, us Brits say petrol short for petroleum obvs.

@criticalmak5329

3 жыл бұрын

I nearly died. That and the bit where he mimed that americans are wankers, cause he didnt want to say it.

@swingersonian

3 жыл бұрын

We call it gas, because it only causes ignition when it is vaporized. So if you try to put a lit match into gasoline, apparently it doesn't catch fire. You need to 'atomize' gasoline or diesel and combine it with oxygen to get combustion. Thus the misnomer of 'gas'

"They call a liquid, gas," alright, you got us.

3:30 I absolutely love how you cutted it at the moment they showed the picture

As an American I always found it hilarious when Jeremy makes fun of Americans, gets a good laugh at me. And as a Californian I absolutely died laughing when they zoomed in on that Florida lady and called her "Silicon Valley".

@goldenhate6649

2 жыл бұрын

Well, being from Cali, you have to have a good sense of humor because the US looks at you the way Jeremy looks at the US

@urbanweekendwarrior7238

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldenhate6649 that's 10% of America. Just for perspective

@aidarhelpswithenglish4160

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the smart and humble ones in California. They have to take the hit for all others in that state, which statistically are dumbest in the world

@revolver265

Жыл бұрын

@@aidarhelpswithenglish4160 yep, we've got civil liberties, stupid gun laws, the smartest in the tech sector and... Communists. Not that communists are bad. We just have enough that people can laugh at us about it.

@aidarhelpswithenglish4160

Жыл бұрын

@@revolver265 your name is quite communistic too. Welcome comrade 😂

"..Mr Big Mac aaannddd Sillicon Valey.." lol

@user-lp2kh4sv3k

3 жыл бұрын

That one was great 😂😂

@theosiyone9287

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the song?

@henrickhansel

3 жыл бұрын

That's Joey Diaz 😂😂

@Wandering1500

3 жыл бұрын

@@theosiyone9287 Sinnerman - Nina Simone

@clowntrooper61

2 жыл бұрын

Thats clever because he's overweight and she's got implants hahaha

“they call a liquid gas” got me dying lol

I died on the first one. You brits are lucky to have such a guy

As a U.S citizen, Jeremy makes fun of it more effectively and hilariously than anyone else

@rolandet

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremey's a US citizen?

@prematuredgravy8033

3 жыл бұрын

@@rolandet No I was specifying that I'M a U.S citizen

@rolandet

3 жыл бұрын

@@prematuredgravy8033 you weren't, but I get what you mean 🤣

@prematuredgravy8033

3 жыл бұрын

@@rolandet thanks for putting words in my mouth I guess?

@rolandet

3 жыл бұрын

@@prematuredgravy8033 more like leaving some out😆

“Well that’s just stupid! Apart from anything else what’s the point of insuring an Americans’s head when there’s nothing in it!” I’ve never laughed so hard in my life😂😂

@stevefg3067

3 жыл бұрын

We can always slam our heads against a brick wall and collect the insurance money. Its all about making money. 😜

@lolno6975

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevefg3067 yeah but you have to pay 2 billion because the ambulance is red instead of white

The gas joke got me good so true mate so true 😂😂

"Gas... They call a liquid 'gas'." I'm American and I died right here!

They throw a ball at each other while running and call that football!

@Yourmomazz

3 жыл бұрын

And its shaped like an egg. Wich they rarely kick.

@babangidaomolos5104

3 жыл бұрын

They play a sport only they play and then call it the World Series 🤣🤣🤣

@MetalheadAndNerd

3 жыл бұрын

Someone proposed to rename that sport to handegg. I support this.

@brianhiles8164

3 жыл бұрын

One must balance upper body and lower body exercise. Like driving.

@brianhiles8164

3 жыл бұрын

@@MetalheadAndNerd : Concerning renaming American football: _Handegg_ is a wonderfully descriptive name. _Touché._ Likewise, I propose to rename (European) football _tyrannosaurus._ That is, powerful legs, teeny arms, and a _big mouth._

As an American I laugh at Jeremy making fun of us all the time, and there are many fat Americans, but Jeremy being fat too is rather ironic

@kryten1016

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he jokes about that too lol

@Beef7599

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he jokes about his gut as well. And there are different shades of being fat, like the guy at 1:56 you can't really compare to Clarkson.

@whenwhen2284

3 жыл бұрын

He's not fat, he's just pregnant

@cvn6555

3 жыл бұрын

Also calls us rude and overbearing. Talk about not knowing oneself.

@tungabunga4107

3 жыл бұрын

@@cvn6555 talk about being offended easily

Most british thing i have seen this week! 😂

He’s not wrong.

"" Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude ''. 😂😂😂 Edited - hey I didn't know this would get so many likes. Cheers guys 😂😂🙌❤

@fredschriks8554

3 жыл бұрын

"It's not the holiday program, it's the truth"

@dr2stroke611

3 жыл бұрын

he is actually wrong about them being rude... all the Americans ive met are really friendly.

@trainman665

3 жыл бұрын

@@dr2stroke611 You’ve had a good experience but it doesn’t mean everyone else does

@scottp4077

3 жыл бұрын

He is such a hypocrite lol

@Yourmomazz

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottp4077 My thoughts exactly. Apart from the stupid part. Clarkson is actually quite bright. He just play a character.

I was on one of those open top buses in London getting the tour. The back of the seats have different flags on buttons, where you can get the audio in your own language. Two female American tourists in front of me were confused, one turned around and asked me which language was American. I pointed out they needed to press this button 🇬🇧, yet they wanted to know where the American flag was. (I promise, this is a true story)

@connorlockley4228

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus christ, I feel stupid just reading that

@williamguy7969

3 жыл бұрын

we don't claim them lol

@RandomManIncorperated

3 жыл бұрын

@@connorlockley4228 same here

@beezertwelvewashingbeard8703

3 жыл бұрын

Why were you talking the tour? Where are you from?

@adam_p99

3 жыл бұрын

In the Orlando parks, the Mexicans can read the park maps in Spanish by selecting the map with 🇪🇸 The Americans can select the English maps by the flag 🇺🇸 because they’re not capable of identifying 🇬🇧

„Iraqi restaurant“… well that shut her up HAHAHAHA, gold

Being an american is great Never ending jokes to laugh at And comedy is my favorite thing

"And the best is, it makes you 27% more attractive to your sister"

@bxsedfxbian8203

3 жыл бұрын

That makes me laugh every time

@Dan.U.

3 жыл бұрын

Probably I'm silly, I don't get this joke..

@vulthurmir2478

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dan.U. in the state of Alabama, incest is not taboo, I don't know how much, but it creates the stereotype that Americans like incest.

@Dan.U.

3 жыл бұрын

@@vulthurmir2478 ha..ha..Now I get it. Thanks

@diapollockal8962

3 жыл бұрын

Only down south!

I've got along with the vast majority of Americans that I (an Aussie) have encountered through work, travel, socially etc but mainly because I know how easily offended quite a lot (not all of course) can be. Jeremy nailed it how in the states you cannot be a bit cheeky or joke with the TSA Stormtrooper unlike in Commonwealth Countries where it is practically expected to keep things light and cheerful. One thing judging by the comments shows some Americans have zero capacity to laugh at themselves, they just default to offended.

@dylanswift5185

3 жыл бұрын

Saying America is the greatest nation on earth does get people pretty offended honestly. I doubt it is a particularly American trait.

@ourtime-downhere6931

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, most of us can laugh at ourselves the same as we can laugh at any stereotype. It's just that the low educated morons are always the ones who respond and want to shout Murcia at everyone. Trust me, they're the minority they're just too dumb to realize it.

@christopherbanks1773

3 жыл бұрын

@@ourtime-downhere6931, apparently that minority of our country has come to find this video and shares how they feel through the flood of angry and passive aggressive comments.

@ourtime-downhere6931

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherbanks1773 exactly my point, reasonable people laugh it off and keep their mouths shut. It's always the idiots that need to aggressively respond with hate and retaliation.

@bfcclarets4694

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanswift5185 that’s because you’ve got a lot of catching up to do to be that, very behind in some ways

This is so accurate! 🤣

It goes like this. Back in the day we needed a way to transport oil and natural gas across the USA in a cost- effective way, thus the pipeline. These lines were used, to transport both, and by closing some valves and opening other valves you could at times send oil and at other times natural gas. so, they became known as gas/oil lines. So, with the invention of the car a fuel was developed as well. When it came time to name this fuel someone said it comes from the GAS/Oil Lines , so we will call it Gasoline. and that is it, and over the years people started to call it Gas for short.

"they call a liquid a gas" this man is amazing

@JESUSARMANDORIVAS

3 жыл бұрын

loquid gas?like in titan ?well in titan rain gas because is too cold -161.6

@lifted_above

3 жыл бұрын

Gasoline. Gas for short. But Brits never shorten anything, correct? Oh that's right, petrol. Short for petroleum, which is the base product for diesel, gasoline, kerosene, and a host of other products. So which does your petrol car burn?

@AR15.666

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifted_above there’s no right or wrongs it’s two countries whit different words that mean the same exact thing.

@tobbi11

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifted_above whaaa? the joke has nothing to do with shortening words, it's that the shortening describes a different state of matter, and if it's so important for you to be specific about what kind of petrol you put in your car then saying "gas" is about as unspecific and inaccurate as you can get. "I get gas from eating to much taco bell", you see how that makes sense?

@lifted_above

2 жыл бұрын

@@tobbi11 You really want to get into a semantics argument? Gas - short for gasoline Petrol - short for petroleum Simple as it gets.

I laughed so hard while eating my 24oz bacon sandwich that I nearly knocked my pistol off the table.

@silk1435

2 жыл бұрын

And shot your friend

@b577960

2 жыл бұрын

I know you Americans like your food - You ate your Neesan 240Z 😁👍

@ravenmasters2467

2 жыл бұрын

and fell off your sister? (or slipped out of)

@markyocum8249

2 жыл бұрын

@@ravenmasters2467 I am not entirely without table manners, sir. She was giving me a hummer.

@ravenmasters2467

2 жыл бұрын

@@markyocum8249 lol /salute /respect

What a recommendation from KZread to an American southerner who speaks five languages, has been to 33 countries, got his bachelor's degree at 16, master's at 18 and runs a successful global imports and trade business at 26. The best part is, this was recommended and I watched while I am currently waiting for a tow truck because I'm in a 93 Land Rover Defender 110 that just destroyed it's transmission. I will never not love Clarkson and his hilarious hypocrisy. 😂

@chaz2985

2 жыл бұрын

someones struck a nerve ahahah

@grafton5696

2 жыл бұрын

In surprised you got all that considering you get that angered over a joke, they're stereotypes nothing serious. And you aren't helping how people view you

@hemiwarrior6226

2 жыл бұрын

@@grafton5696 I never said I was angry? I just made a statement because I thought the situation was funny?

@hemiwarrior6226

2 жыл бұрын

@Khakileader And yet you responded? I'm confused, are you calling yourself a no one or did you become upset over a comment expressing humor and replied with this to make yourself feel better?

Oh my. I'm dead. This is hilarious.

Ironically Jeremy looks and behaves like an American, that's why he hate America I guess. And Hammond secretly loves America. The only person British in the show is James May.

@asierra8787

2 жыл бұрын

@@warmdown5379 he gardens with shotguns, he's as American as they come

@baronvonjo1929

2 жыл бұрын

For real I thought he acted like the stereotype and he is certainly fat enough lol

@oskarkarlsson6964

2 жыл бұрын

What’s secret about Hammonds love of American things?

@ricimer9770

2 жыл бұрын

James May is not English, he's a Yorkshireman.

@CardboardSliver

2 жыл бұрын

Funny enough, he's said he does it for entertainment. He actually goes on holiday in America a lot, and even said he enjoyed it.

As an American, I’d be very offended if a lot of these weren’t kind of true.

@camcam-uw5mx

3 жыл бұрын

A lot are true lmao but our flag is the one on the moon

@chicken8664

3 жыл бұрын

@@camcam-uw5mx and? America can’t even solve problems down here back on earth. Trump has pulled out of the nuclear agreement with Iraq and that one with France. NASA is basically been on vacation the past 40 years because there is no development without a good motive (USSR). What good does having a flag on the moon do now? It doesn’t serve any good purpose besides Helium-3. Hell, Titan is a better suitable place than Mars and the Moon. What’s the point of a Hyperpower showing superiority though passive aggressiveness when it’s rapidly losing respect around the world these past months?

@sweatynerd4206

3 жыл бұрын

@@chicken8664 yeah but who's flag is on the moon?

@chicken8664

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweatynerd4206 a government’s flag that wasted billions to try and show superiority over another country by seeing who control territory with weapons that is literal space. Although I can admit that it has brought us GPS, Calling, Etc. It’s still depressing that Helium-3 wasn’t given a chance

@alanwatts8239

3 жыл бұрын

@@camcam-uw5mx And guess who put that flag there? A GERMAN scientist. lol

Bro he’s literally a British version of me 😂😂😂 too relatable

This show is made for these guys. One of the most funny and lovely shows.

"Rugby is abit like american football but its played by men." Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh shots fired!

@hesky10

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen how much bloody protective gear American Football players wear compared to Rugby players, both league and union?

@laurencesnee8362

3 жыл бұрын

@@hesky10 Yeah, protective padding is optional in rugby

@pecadodeorgullo5963

3 жыл бұрын

In Europe you get a helmet and that's the only piece of protective gear you get. In America you get more protective gear than the riot force.

@BatMan-xr8gg

3 жыл бұрын

@@pecadodeorgullo5963 Have a look at Aussie Rules football, called AFL. Even the shirts are skin tight.

@boiledegg6788

3 жыл бұрын

@@hesky10 lol, tbh Clarksons comment did crack me up big time. But one of the issues with the views on padding is that it's actually got a counteractive effect. Whilst players are safer on one hand, on the other "tackling" players "know" they are safer and as such they can throw themselves into opposition in a much more reckless manner... So it's sort of safer but also not..

Oh, LORD yes, back when Top Gear was worth watching.

@AMPProf

3 жыл бұрын

Haha nope!

@chintoki

3 жыл бұрын

@@AMPProf Are you stupid?

@jebdibdindkhrb

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@ricardocarmine2763

3 жыл бұрын

You have Chris Harris

1:57 this is just higher level of humor and i love it

"They call a liquid, gas!" LOL

As an American, every one of these is totally justified.

@Red_Heresy

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@excuseyou7198

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@theaveragejoe7966

3 жыл бұрын

I agree but I am English

@jettonjets1557

3 жыл бұрын

except the "they can't win a war without our help"

@DrewPeabaws

3 жыл бұрын

@@jettonjets1557 name a war that you guys have won without help.

"They call a liquid 'gas'" Had me laughing! Always wondered this myself

@unknownsoldier3610

2 жыл бұрын

Gas= Gasoline

@BMW_Z4idiot

2 жыл бұрын

@@unknownsoldier3610 no, ahmurrica is dumbassland

@themuhammad1

2 жыл бұрын

same

@lemedico7669

2 жыл бұрын

@@unknownsoldier3610 bullshit. You guys even call the accelerator pedal “Gas”. Your driving instructors say, “that’s the brake, that’s the Clutch and thats the Gas” lol. Instead of saying “press the accelerator”, you say “give it the Gas”. Heck, if you guys say its the short form of Gasoline in your defence, then why don’t you call Diesel as “Die”?

@coltonreed8375

2 жыл бұрын

You mad or something?

”Thats just how stupid they are” is a quote that have been stuck to my head forever! Still havn’t had a good oportunity to use it though🙄

Makes me think that maybe history suppressed the full Paul Revere’s warning: “the British are coming, it’s our last chance to be decent!”

"They call a liquid, gas!" I mean he does have a point

@xSupra

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, gas is just short for gasoline.

@dirtrider88

3 жыл бұрын

no he doesnt have a point. the name for what we put in cars is gasoline. nothing to do with gas.

@AnonymousCaveman

3 жыл бұрын

@@dirtrider88 I think you'll find it's ACTUAL name is petroleum spirit which is why we call it Petrol.

@W0lf_91

3 жыл бұрын

@@dirtrider88 Petrol.

@tl5108

3 жыл бұрын

Well if you want to be technical about liquid gasoline does not burn. It’s not until it’s in a vaporized state (a gas) that it’s combustible. So yes it’s transported as a liquid but it’s used as a gas

An American girl once asked me if we had weed in England.

@rafaeldonegatti1513

3 жыл бұрын

The worst part is that I believe in you....

@thepinkbucket6250

3 жыл бұрын

Was she blonde?

@husky041

3 жыл бұрын

Of course I've weed in England. I've weed in America too. And pooped, so there.

@wierdohunter3463

3 жыл бұрын

@Marko Djurdjevic that’s because it does and then you add chocolate lol

@whenwhen2284

3 жыл бұрын

Well thats the important thing to know if you visit a different country

I just love “ they can’t win a war without out help” couldn’t tell if he was joking or not

Got to love Clarkson. TH is essential viewing!