Hammond, May, Clarkson Making Fun of Countries Compilation #1

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  • @thehoneygrabberz
    @thehoneygrabberz2 жыл бұрын

    As an italian i appreciate all the jokes made about france

  • @skylined5534

    @skylined5534

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bep de doo boopde!

  • @TheMetalFreshTiger

    @TheMetalFreshTiger

    2 жыл бұрын

    Vero 😂😂😂

  • @supermaneuverable

    @supermaneuverable

    2 жыл бұрын

    cattiva francese 'persone'

  • @TheJessy8888

    @TheJessy8888

    2 жыл бұрын

    As does the whole world...

  • @si_quest

    @si_quest

    2 жыл бұрын

    People hate the french cos everyone knows France is the best haha

  • @tastycarbonara
    @tastycarbonara2 жыл бұрын

    "he said take the third Reich" will never fail to amuse me.

  • @rawlinsonboy

    @rawlinsonboy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Literally the best thing on the Internet

  • @mattwood5190

    @mattwood5190

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @JohnsonLobster

    @JohnsonLobster

    2 жыл бұрын

    Puns are garbage.

  • @disasterbrigade3401

    @disasterbrigade3401

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JohnsonLobster who hurt you?

  • @myrixica4222

    @myrixica4222

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is probably one of the most cleaver things James has ever said.

  • @Jason-ld5fn
    @Jason-ld5fn3 жыл бұрын

    Clarkson: USA May: France Hammond: MEXICO

  • @dominikfcbsousaoutnow5948

    @dominikfcbsousaoutnow5948

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hammond can also have России in the mix

  • @whatevernevermind5960

    @whatevernevermind5960

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy secretly loves American culture lmao

  • @gwr_autotank1529

    @gwr_autotank1529

    2 жыл бұрын

    Clarkson also hates Spain cuz they take his fish

  • @user-ng2ps5hy4e

    @user-ng2ps5hy4e

    2 жыл бұрын

    All 3: Argentina

  • @m1co294

    @m1co294

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@whatevernevermind5960 Jeremy bought a Ford GT so yeah I guess

  • @Kwippy
    @Kwippy2 жыл бұрын

    Top Gear has made fun of just about every country and people, except may be Africans, but Mexico has the dubious honor of being the only nation to have lodged an official complaint, other than the Brits who complain on behalf of other countries.

  • @maluksd6537

    @maluksd6537

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nop..Including South Africa especially their president

  • @KingJoshuaTheGreat

    @KingJoshuaTheGreat

    2 жыл бұрын

    African countries have been made fun of plenty of times. The specials they’ve done in Africa are full of jokes about the locals, the food, similar things

  • @AverageAlien

    @AverageAlien

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KingJoshuaTheGreat good

  • @kringleking7083

    @kringleking7083

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stig’s African cousin was brilliant.

  • @Tfaonc

    @Tfaonc

    2 жыл бұрын

    That bit about Mexico was pretty intense Intensely funny!

  • @loginavoidence12
    @loginavoidence122 жыл бұрын

    4:33 ever been to the Mercedes museum in Baden Württemberg, you'll notice a huge gap in the 1930s-1940s that abruptly starts again in the 50s. i wonder what that's all about, hmmm.

  • @fastboi8093

    @fastboi8093

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s in the CEO’s office

  • @EyePatchGuy88

    @EyePatchGuy88

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keeping the best bits to themselves.

  • @antonioakiki3716

    @antonioakiki3716

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fastboi8093 Mercedes ceo is swedish though

  • @loginavoidence12

    @loginavoidence12

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@antonioakiki3716 so little has changed still profiteering off the german machine

  • @antonioakiki3716

    @antonioakiki3716

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@loginavoidence12 Exactly, welfare doesnt come free after all

  • @southyyy
    @southyyy2 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy Clarkson: Makes joke about France. Europe: Now that puts a smile on my face.

  • @vanya3393

    @vanya3393

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why? Is there a beef between europe and france that I don't know?

  • @arthurdownes5198

    @arthurdownes5198

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vanya3393 Everyone dislikes the french basically

  • @nekilik7886

    @nekilik7886

    Жыл бұрын

    @@arthurdownes5198 As someone from southeastern Europe I can say we hate the Germans not the French

  • @etshArk87

    @etshArk87

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vanya3393 they're hated everywhere for a reason. They're rude

  • @19Edurne

    @19Edurne

    Жыл бұрын

    @@etshArk87 ... Mmmh, must be why it consistantly ranks as the most visited country in the world and half of northern Europe flocks there each summer.

  • @dickJohnsonpeter
    @dickJohnsonpeter2 жыл бұрын

    It's weird to think back how different this show used to be before they rebooted it in 2002. It was always a good show but one of the rare ones that became an absolute masterpiece after its new incarnation.

  • @ivorharden

    @ivorharden

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's what happens when the big wigs don't get involved and the producers presenters can make it. I think filming at Dunsfold helped. Alot of BBC shows were/are filmed in BBC owned studios.

  • @skylined5534

    @skylined5534

    2 жыл бұрын

    The old programme was a mainly factual based piece. The reboot was purely for entertainment. It was good at first but after the same formula and even getting worse and stagnant over time it looks likely that it creaked and groaned on for 20 series too many. And then became The Grand Bore.

  • @ivorharden

    @ivorharden

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@skylined5534 the last series was epic before punchgate

  • @skylined5534

    @skylined5534

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ivorharden I only watched it a couple of times. As I say, formulaic and boring and above all, predictable. The first few series were definitely 'epic' though.

  • @oeman7363

    @oeman7363

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@skylined5534 I agree, hit and miss but some absolute gems you can't deny that!

  • @asams7255
    @asams72553 жыл бұрын

    James doesn't like the French it seems

  • @jimtaylor294

    @jimtaylor294

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Dutch, Germans, Spanish, Italians, Austrians & USA: *Same*

  • @joempoem478

    @joempoem478

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a frenchman i sincerely agree.

  • @jackdren9974

    @jackdren9974

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jimtaylor294 you forgot the french

  • @jimtaylor294

    @jimtaylor294

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jackdren9974 True XD. Damn French!, They Ruined Frenchland!!

  • @tronalddump6109

    @tronalddump6109

    2 жыл бұрын

    Who does?

  • @LukasB2504
    @LukasB25042 жыл бұрын

    I am from Holland and I can confirm all these thoughts about the Dutchies.

  • @dutchbro2387

    @dutchbro2387

    2 жыл бұрын

    Absoluut maat

  • @jeweetwelbeterdandat9665

    @jeweetwelbeterdandat9665

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gast.. vooroordelen. Ik drink al maanden niet meer voordat ik over mijn Filippijnse kots.

  • @JKH133

    @JKH133

    2 жыл бұрын

    So you do take a lot of drugs?

  • @jeweetwelbeterdandat9665

    @jeweetwelbeterdandat9665

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JKH133 High as a kite right now.

  • @yaboilebred4322

    @yaboilebred4322

    2 жыл бұрын

    Inderdaad kameraad

  • @Tjalve70
    @Tjalve702 жыл бұрын

    "'Copyright infringement' doesn't translate very well into Mandarin." That is a really heavy burn. Seriously, could anyone but Jeremy Clarkson put it like that?

  • @svpracer98

    @svpracer98

    2 жыл бұрын

    Whats even better is none of that is made up... its all true!

  • @feonor26

    @feonor26

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@svpracer98 Yeah I know, China should change name to Xerox. All they do is copy

  • @billkar6479

    @billkar6479

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@feonor26 you know that was like a decade ago right?

  • @automation7295

    @automation7295

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@feonor26 China always copy just like everyone on KZread copy each other.

  • @feonor26

    @feonor26

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@billkar6479 Has anything changed?

  • @mr.bluesky8554
    @mr.bluesky85542 жыл бұрын

    8:16 Giving James the benefit of the doubt, Mexican food in England really is refried sick, if you made an enchilada like that over in Mexico or even America, you'd be skinned alive for blasphemy

  • @timpriddy349

    @timpriddy349

    2 жыл бұрын

    Being in Texas I have no problem with mexican food...........had a beef burger in England in 85' and it was boiled....just how do you mess up a Hamburger is beyond me

  • @williamg209two

    @williamg209two

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@timpriddy349 weve gotten alot better with burger since 85

  • @Drenwickification

    @Drenwickification

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@timpriddy349 yeah like you can’t compare food you had in 1985 in England with now lol. British food is maybe not the best but there is a lot of amazing food from other cuisines to get here.

  • @Jupa

    @Jupa

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Drenwickification just not the British food which is funny.

  • @aaroncousins4750

    @aaroncousins4750

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@timpriddy349 well you chose a burger to eat. Thats your own fault

  • @medimedestf234
    @medimedestf234 Жыл бұрын

    5:40 "We might've declared war on France..." *smiles* That will never fail to get grin out of me.

  • @shadowrunner2510

    @shadowrunner2510

    Жыл бұрын

    Man said new 100 years war

  • @KingOfCreampies
    @KingOfCreampies2 жыл бұрын

    I wish we could have more humor like this these days

  • @RR-us2kp

    @RR-us2kp

    Жыл бұрын

    Too much cancel culture

  • @varshkietukas

    @varshkietukas

    Жыл бұрын

    Too sad we cant have humor like this cuz people are weak and cant take jokes

  • @jim2win2

    @jim2win2

    11 ай бұрын

    @@varshkietukas to be fair they were almost always in controversy. People were still offended back then, the only difference now is with the popularity of the internet they can easily congregate together.

  • @CaptainB1994

    @CaptainB1994

    11 ай бұрын

    The world is too soft and heavily invested into cancel culture.

  • @JoJoGaminG36

    @JoJoGaminG36

    10 ай бұрын

    @@jim2win2 exactly, back then the individual person couldn't form up with others because they can't find people in their region that shares the mindset, but today through the internet they can build up big groups that are way more dangerous than some people alone.

  • @chakirattklawzitzki259
    @chakirattklawzitzki2592 жыл бұрын

    As a russian, i totally agree with those blocks 'bout that Lada. We mostly used to build tanks and trucks, not those tiny little cars.

  • @sierrathewolf4174

    @sierrathewolf4174

    2 жыл бұрын

    I must say your trucks were really enthralling to me

  • @chakirattklawzitzki259

    @chakirattklawzitzki259

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why thank you, good sir.

  • @ollieb9875

    @ollieb9875

    2 жыл бұрын

    Zil 🥳

  • @CaptainRasco

    @CaptainRasco

    2 жыл бұрын

    nothing defeats Russian milk truck with 76mm cannok, ivan!

  • @Alex-mu8yf

    @Alex-mu8yf

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@CaptainRasco I see an intellectual right here

  • @Martepiece
    @Martepiece2 жыл бұрын

    I'm Mexican but I'm not sure what they said cos I was sleeping 😴 🇲🇽 but I love TOP GEAR

  • @aminedhaouadi8688

    @aminedhaouadi8688

    2 жыл бұрын

    CHEESE

  • @Martepiece

    @Martepiece

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aminedhaouadi8688 cheese? 🧀 Yes, speedy gonzalez my amigo likes it.... Arriva!, arriva!, andale! andale!

  • @jmlaw8888

    @jmlaw8888

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be honest that time it felt forced liked they were doing it to specifically hunt controversy. It wasnt even funny. Usually when they make offensive jokes about other nations they try to be somewhat clever or funny. That time it just felt like deliberately trying to be offensive. And I say that because its the only nationality based joke on Top Gear I never found remotely funny.

  • @gorkyd7912

    @gorkyd7912

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jmlaw8888 It was quite a confusing joke because Britain has notoriously bad food and Mexican food is notoriously and addictively delicious. Also Mexicans are famously hard workers so the lazy jokes are also a bit confusing. Consider the average work week in the "over-worked" USA is 33.9 hours. In the UK it's 32.1. In Mexico, it's 41.1!

  • @Tb0n3

    @Tb0n3

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gorkyd7912 it's just a matter of perspective. The US is right on top of Mexico while England gets popular media representations of speedy Gonzales and the like. At the very least I got a kick out of referring to a blanket with a hole in the middle worn as a coat. That is what a poncho is after all.

  • @cyberhaggis
    @cyberhaggis2 жыл бұрын

    You didn't finish the Lamborghini bit about the Italians: "To keep them happy they let them do just one thing", and they did it wrong!

  • @marcjohnson7734

    @marcjohnson7734

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fuel flap wouldn't open

  • @nnaheim.
    @nnaheim.2 жыл бұрын

    As a person who lives in a country, I find this deeply offensive.

  • @QKvox

    @QKvox

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too, im moving to the middle of the Pacific Ocean now

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden2 жыл бұрын

    "They won't complain". Famous last words.

  • @tomthomassony8607

    @tomthomassony8607

    Жыл бұрын

    what’s the country called the Top Gear boys visited which had 30 mile queues to leave its borders? And where families waiting to go holiday were toileting along the roadside due to lack of facilities, and tens of thousands illegal immigrants were crossing the sea in dinghies in the opposite direction? That programme was hilarious and the country was a proper s**t hole.

  • @projectx5154
    @projectx51542 жыл бұрын

    Hammond invented a brand new accent when trying to mimic Russian 😂

  • @PrimitavePCs

    @PrimitavePCs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Look at our glorious new car!! it gets me every time lmao

  • @TheIsus

    @TheIsus

    Жыл бұрын

    He just sounds like he's underwater

  • @Alg007
    @Alg007 Жыл бұрын

    The German sat nav that only goes to Poland is frankly priceless. Exceptionally funny ..! I miss top gear

  • @Furykidxxx
    @Furykidxxx Жыл бұрын

    "Take the third Reich" - whomever came up with that joke (and you should know that they're not pulling them out of the hat, plenty of time they have written scenarios) is an absolute genius!

  • @jameshawk2470

    @jameshawk2470

    5 ай бұрын

    Furykid, especially jokes of that caliber. No one is pulling shit like that, out of any hat!!

  • @paddymurphy1724
    @paddymurphy17242 жыл бұрын

    He missed Australia!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂 I watched that 4 times and still laughed like mad!!!!

  • @roboticus71

    @roboticus71

    2 жыл бұрын

    They have one that says "The only thing invented in Australia is the rotary washing line."

  • @user-we9uy1nw6w

    @user-we9uy1nw6w

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@StefanHundhammer No we make electrical bicycles with a big a bin in the front where daycare employees can put the kids. Great invention, google that.

  • @Snoop_Dugg

    @Snoop_Dugg

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@roboticus71 And the Fridge, and some Quantum mechanics stuff

  • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869

    @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869

    2 жыл бұрын

    They don’t want you to return to the scene of the crime.

  • @johnsappleseed

    @johnsappleseed

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@StefanHundhammer used to

  • @muhumads
    @muhumads2 жыл бұрын

    James always has sophisticated jokes that kill me lol

  • @Evan490BC

    @Evan490BC

    Жыл бұрын

    "Sophisticated"? The man is an idiot!

  • @TheBeatlesShow

    @TheBeatlesShow

    Жыл бұрын

    Growing up is realizing that James May was the best host all along

  • @2ndcomingofFritz

    @2ndcomingofFritz

    9 ай бұрын

    @@TheBeatlesShowliterally

  • @sv916gtv7
    @sv916gtv7 Жыл бұрын

    “France is a country you have to drive through to get to Italy” Fucking brilliant

  • @robanator9083
    @robanator908310 ай бұрын

    The hand signals joke never fails to make me laugh

  • @TheMilitantHorse
    @TheMilitantHorse2 жыл бұрын

    The "Take thr third reich" joke is still gold

  • @chrissosa3723
    @chrissosa37232 жыл бұрын

    As a mexican I approve of what they said about Italy, I missed the rest of the video cuz I went back to sleep

  • @Mortthemoose

    @Mortthemoose

    2 жыл бұрын

    😅😅 they make fun of everyone

  • @DTCJimmy
    @DTCJimmy2 жыл бұрын

    7:34 James' explanation of France is perfect

  • @joriskuijpers9072

    @joriskuijpers9072

    2 жыл бұрын

    Which episode is this bit from?

  • @LR_84

    @LR_84

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah same question

  • @mycomputergl0wsblu

    @mycomputergl0wsblu

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheLastCrusader22

    @TheLastCrusader22

    Ай бұрын

    And entirely truthful! Hateful country! I hope my French gf doesn't read this

  • @zachpaterson2585
    @zachpaterson25852 жыл бұрын

    I thought he was about to say ‘when the French and the Italians come together you get Napoleon... and that means trouble.’

  • @jeweetwelbeterdandat9665

    @jeweetwelbeterdandat9665

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's why nerds are not funny.

  • @eaubert1

    @eaubert1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh, the Italians won't take credit/responsibility for Napoleon .....Mussolini yes; Napoleon no!

  • @lucatampellini9734

    @lucatampellini9734

    2 жыл бұрын

    He would be right

  • @lucatampellini9734

    @lucatampellini9734

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@eaubert1 we do proudly take responsibility : one of the most blazingly epic moments in European history! What can I say: we founded a few countries in between Italy itself, layed the foundations of a United Europe, brought around constitutional principles and democracy which everyone now values, and most of all won 5 wars out of 7. Thank you 😉 Can't unluckily sport the same score when we had Mussolini though...

  • @plunder1956
    @plunder19562 жыл бұрын

    I do miss the great laughter this show gave me. It may have featured some cars, but that was incidental.

  • @yesmate78

    @yesmate78

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks to lefty Government, our culture is being destroyed

  • @timothyboersma6358
    @timothyboersma63582 жыл бұрын

    That bit on the daylight running lights always cracks me up. ''Yes, but we will half it!''

  • @PrimitavePCs
    @PrimitavePCs2 жыл бұрын

    I love Hammond's accents when he talks about the lada and when he talks about the Italians making the brochure for the car with 1000000 horsepower and KANONS

  • @mythicprotato7872

    @mythicprotato7872

    2 жыл бұрын

    MILLION HOARSEPOWER, YAS!

  • @peterkragger4824
    @peterkragger48242 жыл бұрын

    7:00 As a Polish guy... I laughed

  • @Trongle-ww2il

    @Trongle-ww2il

    2 жыл бұрын

    the hell

  • @willimeister2553

    @willimeister2553

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Trongle-ww2il A havan?

  • @jimmyschwarz9075

    @jimmyschwarz9075

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a german driving a vw… See ya in 3 hours

  • @cornishjanner5465

    @cornishjanner5465

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jimmyschwarz9075 Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

  • @pokmanl9810

    @pokmanl9810

    10 ай бұрын

    @@cornishjanner5465Volkswagen, Das Auto

  • @MarcoRamos1989
    @MarcoRamos19892 жыл бұрын

    4:58 I had forgot this episode , and now my nightmares returned , and its all because of the giant teeth dude behind James. I clearly remember that the dude was looking at the studio's TV set and smilling the whole time, looking at "himself"

  • @PizzaDog89

    @PizzaDog89

    2 жыл бұрын

    Eren Jager!

  • @mtho3509

    @mtho3509

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @macman975

    @macman975

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's you isn't it.

  • @stokesbradley
    @stokesbradley7 ай бұрын

    After reading the comments, I feel like this has brought us all together, this humour does have a place in the world.

  • @louisimission2153

    @louisimission2153

    6 ай бұрын

    Humour is a kind of glue amongst people - cant really agree with anyone trying to stop people laughing, its the most human thing We do

  • @zacharywald
    @zacharywald2 жыл бұрын

    “And if we consult my fake Omega we see that it’s 25 to 3 -probably”

  • @hodb3906
    @hodb39062 жыл бұрын

    What I love about top gear is that they can switch between admiring and insulting everything including themselves with the snap of a finger.

  • @boby1233
    @boby12332 жыл бұрын

    "If we consult my fake omega we see that it's 2:35, probably" kills me each time

  • @captainnonothing3947
    @captainnonothing39472 жыл бұрын

    4:57 Brilliant line, from Mr May😂

  • @Vylkeer
    @Vylkeer2 жыл бұрын

    This all makes even more sense after watching the GT’s special “Carnage a Trois”. What James said about France in relation to Italy, what can I say, it just warms my heart. James, just know that Italy loves you back. Don’t know if that’s the same car but on the special there’s a Franco-Italian car and it seems quite nice, at least that’s how Jeremy described it. Btw Jeremy, are you honestly telling me you think French wine and cheese are better … say what? We and the Frenchies share a friendly rivalry, there’s no beef :) I highly suggest you to watch the special, it’s a lot of fun and you can learn a great deal about France. P.S. Well Hammond, the Zonda is Italian, though as you probably know its engine happens to be an AMG so it’s German and last time I checked it was them using trickery on their emission values, not us. You might have heard of, you know … dieselgate. 9:06

  • @StatusQuonald

    @StatusQuonald

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dutch cheese is best and Italian wine aswell 😁

  • @tropical878

    @tropical878

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’ll stand with the Italians against the French no matter what. You gave the world pizza

  • @OrangeUtan1

    @OrangeUtan1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tropical878 and pasta

  • @ixHutch

    @ixHutch

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@OrangeUtan1 Technically that was the Chinese, but I'll allow it

  • @OrangeUtan1

    @OrangeUtan1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ixHutch your talking about noodles...

  • @RDSyafriyar
    @RDSyafriyar2 жыл бұрын

    The Chinese part in this video is so accurate.

  • @maxpoweroverdrive

    @maxpoweroverdrive

    2 жыл бұрын

    @k c not really. "Branding" is more of a certification for a specific kind and quality of product that you can expect. Counterfeit doesn't mean it's a different product but a product which doesn't follow the said company's instructions. Which results to (most of the time) a worse product _but_ at a cheaper rate.

  • @nunyabusiness8538

    @nunyabusiness8538

    2 жыл бұрын

    their mars lander was like a direct copy of an early us or russian lander. typical

  • @dexterpun3555

    @dexterpun3555

    2 жыл бұрын

    @k c And then you have products like “Deformed Car” in which they tried to copy a certain product. Very unsuccessfully.

  • @ludwigvanbachmaninoff1981

    @ludwigvanbachmaninoff1981

    2 жыл бұрын

    And while doing this, these Chinese crush all countries other than the US. How upset!

  • @danglingdave1787

    @danglingdave1787

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ludwigvanbachmaninoff1981 one day they'll push too far you cant beat the entire world no one can

  • @frankjager2420
    @frankjager24202 жыл бұрын

    Actually I was quite surprised the lack of American jokes in this video

  • @ironboi7359

    @ironboi7359

    2 жыл бұрын

    There is a six part series on them making fun of Americans. That'll be why

  • @motormech1h343

    @motormech1h343

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think the Europeans hate each other more than anyone else!

  • @admechrodi758

    @admechrodi758

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@motormech1h343 exhibit A all of European history

  • @unfluffydave8798

    @unfluffydave8798

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thats because they are too big to fit in the video :)

  • @scot0151

    @scot0151

    Ай бұрын

    After years of laughing at fat Americans, Clarkson now looks like your average 70 year old American at the beach.

  • @arottingcorpset90
    @arottingcorpset902 жыл бұрын

    4:56 that was the greatest line I have ever heard

  • @bioLarzen
    @bioLarzen2 жыл бұрын

    Priceless, how May says the French are "treacherous, land-burning, work shy peasants", then 10 seconds later he says that they are "rude" ;)

  • @janeblogs324

    @janeblogs324

    2 жыл бұрын

    Clarkson even admitted that the UK burned 40% of their forests for ammunition during WWII

  • @smoothie9931

    @smoothie9931

    2 жыл бұрын

    land? I thought he said lamb... Edit: yah, he said lamb

  • @bioLarzen

    @bioLarzen

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@smoothie9931 My bad about that part then - my point still stands though ;)

  • @smoothie9931

    @smoothie9931

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bioLarzen is fine, your way makes more sense XD who tf burns lambs

  • @bioLarzen

    @bioLarzen

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@smoothie9931 Apparently the Fench :D

  • @BHT15
    @BHT153 жыл бұрын

    This was long awaited.

  • @simplywonderful449
    @simplywonderful4492 жыл бұрын

    That Mercedes-Benz at 4:45 is I believe a Type 57, of which few were made at all. However, one example made its way to the United States and was used regularly in the "Hogan's Heroes" TV series of the 60s & 70s. It is in a museum now IIRC.

  • @GavHTFC
    @GavHTFC2 жыл бұрын

    8:35 that aged well 😂

  • @pilummurialis6490
    @pilummurialis64902 жыл бұрын

    "James, The Queen is German" still makes me piss myself laughing!

  • @kimvibk9242
    @kimvibk9242 Жыл бұрын

    As a Dane I am concerned that there are not enough jokes about Swedes!

  • @arifahmedkhan9999
    @arifahmedkhan99992 жыл бұрын

    I can relate with James May and his hostility towards any/every-thing that is French.

  • @adolfshitler

    @adolfshitler

    Жыл бұрын

    James May is 40 days younger than me, so basically he's copying me!

  • @TheSpeedOfVideo

    @TheSpeedOfVideo

    4 ай бұрын

    But French music and French cheese are 👌🏻

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees80442 жыл бұрын

    This is way better than that “Most offensive clips from Top Gear” video. This has way more offensive and funnier clips

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger2 жыл бұрын

    Are you a Top Gear presenter or someone writing a letter to the editor to the Daily Telegraph.

  • @nielsmichiels1939
    @nielsmichiels1939 Жыл бұрын

    Clarkson: _"They won't complain"_ Morgan Freeman: _"Little did Clarkson know, they would complain, they would complain a lot"_

  • @crazylizard1889
    @crazylizard18892 жыл бұрын

    0:54 that little joke is so underrated

  • @marilyngregory103
    @marilyngregory103 Жыл бұрын

    Thankyou for your great show

  • @dannyplatt6161
    @dannyplatt61612 жыл бұрын

    Am still surprised that these three haven't started world war 3 yet

  • @snowman2834
    @snowman28342 жыл бұрын

    I just know and I'm sad that we'll never have another show like this

  • @skylined5534

    @skylined5534

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good.

  • @YISTECH

    @YISTECH

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@skylined5534 lmao you really are salty arent ya

  • @snowman2834

    @snowman2834

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@skylined5534 but for now as long as you're sad I'm happy 🤣

  • @FowlerFan1731
    @FowlerFan1731 Жыл бұрын

    James declaring war on France will always be my favorite clip of the show

  • @jackjames7806
    @jackjames78062 жыл бұрын

    Bless you for this...

  • @sv916gtv7
    @sv916gtv7 Жыл бұрын

    The delivery of James’ jokes will forever be unmatched

  • @gaia7240
    @gaia72402 жыл бұрын

    "they are italian, they'll just lie, that's what they do"😂😂😂 true, and still I wonder how we are loved abroad😂

  • @MikailStoner
    @MikailStoner Жыл бұрын

    2:13 - The long lost 3rd Omega pronunciation

  • @josie4065
    @josie40652 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing. People who piss off everyone at the same time are the best.

  • @bigdickdude007
    @bigdickdude0072 жыл бұрын

    Jamed hates france , but he loves the dacia sandero owned by renault 😂

  • @antonioakiki3716

    @antonioakiki3716

    2 жыл бұрын

    In the video james said basically that the french are commies so they are good at building small simple cars, like the sandero😂

  • @automation7295

    @automation7295

    2 жыл бұрын

    Do you have a problem with people hating/disliking certain countries? Just because James hates France doesn't mean he must hate the Sandero. Why do people think someone must hate their car just because they hate a country? I for example hate USA, but I like some of their cars such as Chevelle, Impala, El Camino, Challenger, Charger, Viper, Mustang, F-150 Raptor, Corvette, Camaro, etc.

  • @noriakikakyoin1423

    @noriakikakyoin1423

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@automation7295 Imagine hating the USA the definitive best country there is

  • @automation7295

    @automation7295

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@noriakikakyoin1423 I guess you never heard of opinions? USA isn't really the best country in the world, even some Americans don't think that either. I don't even want to live in USA because A) Tornadoes and hurricane occurs very often. B) USA is just hell to live in, you easily get shot or sued for no reason. Hurricane do occur in Europe too, but they're very rare in Scandinavia, tornadoes doesn't even exist in my country.

  • @Genevasplaytime

    @Genevasplaytime

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@automation7295 In England we have the most tornadoes in the world and they are all 3 feet high 🤣

  • @Thwack992
    @Thwack9922 жыл бұрын

    *insults the French* *thunderous applause*

  • @kylesimpson6729
    @kylesimpson67292 жыл бұрын

    4:50 This actually had me In stitches🤣

  • @FunkyCrumpet
    @FunkyCrumpet2 жыл бұрын

    It doesn't matter where you are in the world, somewhere nearby, there's a Englishman and a frenchman knocking 10 shades of s**t out of each other.

  • @reneweisz9157
    @reneweisz91572 жыл бұрын

    A time when you could still make fun and jokes.

  • @zebatov
    @zebatov Жыл бұрын

    9:59 I like how Canada, the UK and the US all use “grand” in place of “thousand”, yet each currency is significantly different than the other.

  • @sugarnads

    @sugarnads

    Жыл бұрын

    Grand is american slang transplanted via tv and movies.

  • @Drenwickification
    @Drenwickification2 жыл бұрын

    1:44 I remember when I used this as a gif so much like 10-15 years ago 😂

  • @LaMoo202
    @LaMoo202 Жыл бұрын

    "TAKE THE THIRD REICH" That was a rather immaculate response! 😆😆

  • @drake4638
    @drake46382 жыл бұрын

    “Everyone from France is peasants” *crowd erupts in clapping*

  • @MikeDCWeld
    @MikeDCWeld2 жыл бұрын

    9:03 the clip was cut a bit too early. James's response was gold!

  • @clumaster
    @clumaster2 жыл бұрын

    missed the bit where Clarkson made a commercial for Volkswagon with the tagline, Berlin to Warsaw, in one tank..

  • @AkiraHartono
    @AkiraHartono2 жыл бұрын

    This is so great that I'm watching it again for I don't know how many times

  • @keshav2040
    @keshav20402 жыл бұрын

    Vote these three for the UN committee!!

  • @ariqyafifatalahputraani7

    @ariqyafifatalahputraani7

    2 жыл бұрын

    All hell would break loose lol

  • @AverageAlien

    @AverageAlien

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 better than the current UN thats for sure

  • @YISTECH

    @YISTECH

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AverageAlien oh for sure lmao

  • @Mr-Trox

    @Mr-Trox

    2 жыл бұрын

    They might actually accomplish something.

  • @tedddom3023

    @tedddom3023

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Mr-Trox we've been ambitious, and for once successful!

  • @jdpragmatic8644
    @jdpragmatic86442 жыл бұрын

    1:55 Don’t mind me, I’m just putting this time stamp here for reference later

  • @wopfrog007
    @wopfrog007 Жыл бұрын

    “Hello, you industrious little fellows!” 😂😂😂

  • @theguythatmakesyoumad3834
    @theguythatmakesyoumad38342 жыл бұрын

    That "probably" was excellently placed.

  • @SilverSting420
    @SilverSting4202 жыл бұрын

    As soon as I saw the title I was like "Oh, we're gonna be here for hours."

  • @king0vdarkness
    @king0vdarkness2 жыл бұрын

    2:25 I think this is the greatest quote.... IN THE WORLD

  • @kenchristie9214
    @kenchristie92142 жыл бұрын

    Dutchman Dirk Hartog is the first European to officially be recognised as the man who discovered Australia (New Holland) in 1616. He nailed an inscripted pewter plate to a tree on Dirk Hartog Island near Shark Bay, Western Australia.

  • @indieWellie

    @indieWellie

    2 жыл бұрын

    so he knew he was in western australia but still tried to pass it off as new holland? the cheek.

  • @Elitist20

    @Elitist20

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Dutch ended up mapping most of the coasts of Western and South Australia - but since that's mostly desert, they didn't bother with it.

  • @kenchristie9214

    @kenchristie9214

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Elitist20 It was the French who mapped the southern coast of Western Australia from Busselton to Esperance.

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist22 жыл бұрын

    I love the Dutch Carver. Luckily I had the chance to go to Europe in 1990, and the descriptions do ring true. Thanks.

  • @claudiocisternas2920
    @claudiocisternas29202 жыл бұрын

    Bart Simpson's comedy stand-up routine comes to my mind (when he offends the Olympic committee).

  • @Unknown-xd7mt
    @Unknown-xd7mt10 ай бұрын

    😂 How did they last so long saying all this??? LEGENDS 🙌🏾

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo2 жыл бұрын

    has there been a comp of the boys mocking public transportation?

  • @anhondacivic6541
    @anhondacivic65412 жыл бұрын

    God their accents are good

  • @Lillith.
    @Lillith.2 жыл бұрын

    Abel Tasman didn't miss Australia though. He named it New Holland. He was brilliant with names.

  • @BeanMann
    @BeanMann2 жыл бұрын

    Well, as a latvian, i must say we do have a lot of milk. We even had so much milk that it was given away for free as much as possible, like in schools.

  • @mrwofl1015
    @mrwofl10152 жыл бұрын

    5:41 best clip ever

  • @vidushisharma2695

    @vidushisharma2695

    5 ай бұрын

    That smile 😂

  • @MattTVShorts
    @MattTVShorts2 жыл бұрын

    That first clip is used at the start of the new grand tour ‘France is a country you drive through to get to Italy’

  • @apriliahussna4561
    @apriliahussna45619 ай бұрын

    I'd pay to watch a series of them three doing national stereotypes (as comedy)

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge20312 жыл бұрын

    "They overdid it like they did on their french holiday in 1939"

  • @Dani-it5sy
    @Dani-it5sy2 жыл бұрын

    8:44 The funniest thing Clarkson has ever said. 😆 Savage 😎

  • @franzvladimirvillablanca7493

    @franzvladimirvillablanca7493

    2 жыл бұрын

    And james face 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RUPEEEEEEEEE
    @RUPEEEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын

    This is just comedy gold.

  • @dfreshdawg
    @dfreshdawg Жыл бұрын

    "why are you clattering our roads with Latvian milk" 😂

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification2 жыл бұрын

    1:16 Didn't figure Clakson was a traitor :(

  • @AlfredTheGreatestEver
    @AlfredTheGreatestEver2 жыл бұрын

    If you would like an hour long version of this just watch Carnage a Tois 🤣

  • @floppycheese96
    @floppycheese968 ай бұрын

    Can someone tell me the name of the car/thing at 10:10? I've been searching for an old clip of it for yeeeaaars and can't remember the name

  • @geekofnature2973
    @geekofnature2973 Жыл бұрын

    After Jeremy’s joke about the Mexican embassy, i immediately got an ad for quesada

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