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Clarkson is mechanically inept unless he's sabotaging James May's car.

@cryolato4879

3 жыл бұрын

He becomes a mechanical genius only when sabotaging James May's car

@cxs7966

3 жыл бұрын

@@cryolato4879 u just repeated the comment in ur own words

@josef596

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a genius with a hammer.

@engagingbus7991

3 жыл бұрын

Literally me

@hollyplyler9840

3 жыл бұрын

clarkson has an honorary engineering doctorate. and may (if i remember correctly) has a music degree.

Jeremy calling the airlines to tell them that Richard and James "just got out of rehab" is one of the most evil, hilarious things I've seen one of them pull on each other.

@normanndaba8823

3 жыл бұрын

...whilst downgrading them to economy 😂 🤣😜

@timothybogle1461

2 жыл бұрын

@@normanndaba8823 it was a 45 minute flight.

@normanndaba8823

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothybogle1461 ok but still your own colleagues 😂😂😂

@normanndaba8823

2 жыл бұрын

@Nic Lazzari it’s all an act isn’t

@reverseengineeredbot3387

2 жыл бұрын

@@normanndaba8823 it's not scripted past the original idea for the episode

"James, what are you doing?!" "Shooting at Jeremy." "But he's on our side!" "Yeah, but why wouldn't you?" "You're right, you would. Fire!"

@shrunty

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for repeating exactly what they said because we're all deaf apparently

@kedarraman6690

3 жыл бұрын

That's how you know their best friends

@de_stroyed

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! You watched the whole video TOO?!? SAME.

@EzraDair

3 жыл бұрын

Shreyes Bhat i am deaf

@KN-ov8es

3 жыл бұрын

What episode was that

Connecting the brakelights and the horn. Priceless!!

@danw1030

3 жыл бұрын

I did that to a buddies car at his wedding. Had to drive across town from the wedding to the reception. Great fun!

@Dreggman592

2 жыл бұрын

What episode is that

@whatthehell1012

2 жыл бұрын

@@danw1030 so many good ideas on this show

@aisz8791

2 жыл бұрын

@@danw1030 just hypothetically, how would i do this on let's say my brothers car?

@danw1030

2 жыл бұрын

@@aisz8791 His car was a early 1970's Ford. Easy access to the brake light switch under the dash. One wire to the side of switch that is hot when the pedal is pushed. Ran the wire through a hole in the firewall and connected to horn. Newer cars would be harder, depending on what the car is.

Clarkson's and May saying "Take the fuse out" in unison is just perfect.

@declangaming24

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed but when they started the car it makes a clattering noise because the fuse is out for the pedals and the seat.

@edwardlack2578

Жыл бұрын

@@declangaming24 they also disconnected the HT leads for two of the cylinders, that's why it sounded rough.

@declangaming24

Жыл бұрын

@@edwardlack2578 thanks I don't know much about cars

@spencerallison3196

8 ай бұрын

Spark Plug wires 👉👉 I've only ever heard them being called HT leads from Tog Gear so I think it might be a British term.

“CLARKSONNNNNN, WHERES MY ROOF!” 😂 love these guys

@robertraft

3 жыл бұрын

lol, then hammster proceeds to run it over haha.

@DavidSanchez-bh5qg

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@007rahees

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone know what episode this is?

@kaigrigsby4730

3 жыл бұрын

I know it great 🤣🤣

@tribedoom

3 жыл бұрын

Guys please. I need the Boyz. My mum told me if I get to 2k by the end of the month then I’m getting my “dream setup” so please help. I really need your help. I have to use my phone to edit at the moment and I’m trying to grow. Please help me on my journey. Please don’t hate on me I just really need some help 💚🙏💙

Clarkson: *eating ice cream* Background: *his car falling*

@shotq8070

3 жыл бұрын

I'm annoyed that it didn't show his reaction

@jayive34

3 жыл бұрын

I almost choked with laughter during that scene.

@sci_pain3409

3 жыл бұрын

6:28

@letsreadtextbook1687

3 жыл бұрын

It should've shown when he calmly said, "what was that?"

@MegaExCaliber

3 жыл бұрын

Clarkson: What's that?

90% of the time sabotage comes in the form of messing around with the air conditioning or heater

@TraustiGeir

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, they tend to film in rather exotic locations.

@Wizzy959

3 жыл бұрын

@@TraustiGeir yeah hahah one of the most uncomfortable things is having no AC, especially when you had AC at the beginning

@TraustiGeir

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wizzy959 Exactly.

@user-kt7li4le8s

3 жыл бұрын

Well yhey don't want to literally kill each other... I guess

@gustavrohde8557

3 жыл бұрын

they are usually in verry hot countries. thats why that pranks is so perfect

Jeromy Clarkson "ho-ho-huh, i've just cut the breaks on James's car, so he doesn't go slow anymore" James who almost died "Right, what i've done now is... i've, re-routed the exust fumes into the passenger seat of Clarkson's car"

@kimarykorlumiose7728

3 жыл бұрын

*exhoost fumes 'ery noic

@himanshushekharjha6248

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimarykorlumiose7728 No jeremia car gas bad for helf

@cxs7966

3 жыл бұрын

Inglesh

@santinolautarodelgadobarri5813

3 жыл бұрын

@@himanshushekharjha6248 Shut mouth hammock.

@roffelfoffel

3 жыл бұрын

@@santinolautarodelgadobarri5813 cock

6:33 watching Jeremy’s block of flats roll off that cliff is still one of my favorite pranks from the show

@markb4997

3 жыл бұрын

It's really funny that he just didn't notice the faint noise in the background

@VoVilliaCorp

3 жыл бұрын

What's that?

@markb4997

3 жыл бұрын

@@VoVilliaCorp The vehicle the others were pushing in the previous scene. In the background of this one you see it falling off the cliff face.

@lahavmorris9919

3 жыл бұрын

What episode is it in and is it TG or GT?

@professionalbusinessman2903

3 жыл бұрын

Lahav Morris I don’t know which episode, but you can watch that skit by looking up topgear campervan challenge on KZread

Jeremy sabotaging James' car stereo and activating it during the middle of night never gets old. I have never laughed so hard in a Top Gear episode before.

@reececollison5101

3 жыл бұрын

The absolute best TG moment ever. I was already in fits when Jeremy was pointing the remote at the car at night, and when the loud music started I was crying so much and in so much pain 😂

@TheOtherNeutrino

3 жыл бұрын

May and Clarkson giggling amongst themselves as they proceed to Genesis Hammond comes close.

@chielwouterscw

3 жыл бұрын

It's my favorite episode

@alexrobert2000

3 жыл бұрын

When that was aired first time I had to pause it for half an hour because I was laughing so hard I was crying and I couldn’t see the screen 😂

@TheR00k

3 жыл бұрын

Love Hammond's face as he realises what Clarkson is about to do

You forgot the best bit from the Vietnam special when Clarkson and May were spray painting Hammond's bike pink and then people joined in and they painted everything in the car park pink I've never laughed so hard before 😂

@elmobaybay1710

3 жыл бұрын

It's there

@Kat-mu8wq

2 жыл бұрын

@Samson 92 I would do the same to be honest.. then add glitter.

@Kat-mu8wq

2 жыл бұрын

@Samson 92 if its anything like horse hair.. you can wear a boiler suit zipped right up to the neck while clipping a horse and still you'll find the hair in your underwear.. it makes no sense.. 🤣

@quinnmarchese6313

Жыл бұрын

the alabama bit needs to be here, as well as more of the Vietnam special like how they bought each other gifts that were intentionally hard to transport on bikes.

@scottrose3494

Жыл бұрын

@Samson 92 And the chef

1:08 My father did something similar, when he was in high school. On the last night of a camping trip, their chaperones said "No pranks after midnight tonight." So that night, before the clock struck twelve, he attached the bus' left turn signal to the horn, so every time they had to turn left, the horn blew with each flash. When they stopped for breakfast, he quietly went out and fixed it. They let him off the hook, because he had technically set it up before midnight.

@EzraEel05

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. Your dad is a genius.

@believer2

Жыл бұрын

Technicalities are the best way to get away with things

@HGmolotov

10 ай бұрын

Huh... This prank was oddly prophetic, given what we saw in the latest special

4:52 The most anger ever to be in James May's voice.

@Cbrmkn98xs

2 жыл бұрын

@Aidan Bramwell *brings up his machete*

@N-GinAndTonicTM

2 жыл бұрын

"I was perfectly fucking straight with you about this, and now you're gonna get macheted to death".

4:35 "I can taste the goodness" absolutely killed me, I still hurt from laughing

@KidneyFailureGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Its too warm! lmfao

@paraskevaspapantonakis

3 жыл бұрын

Golden rain 😄🤣

@raihan5405

3 жыл бұрын

Which episodes l

@izouji2153

3 жыл бұрын

@@raihan5405 series 21 episode 6 burma special

@raihan5405

3 жыл бұрын

@@izouji2153 thanksss

"Can anyone else smell burning, or is that my car?" "Is it like a barbecue smell?" **Evil laughing**

i like how the sabotage ranges from requiring intrinsic knowledge of the parts of the car to just brute force

KZread is getting real comfortable with these non-skippable 15 second ads.

@Natedog-xf3xm

3 жыл бұрын

I got two in a row.

@GryphLane

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't know. I haven't had them for months.

@aqibc

3 жыл бұрын

@@TonboIV watching this on vanced

@Xinneon

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bulldog23636 I do that to xd

@tomaszzalewski4541

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

3:07 is just demonic

@racerspeedythehedgehog1858

18 күн бұрын

True friendship between the three

Clarkson : Bellows of a wild animal.. May: CLARKSOOOONNNN!!!!

@melbournerailfan2985

3 жыл бұрын

Me shifting myself from lauso hard

5:05 i never noticed that James also took Clarkson's BMW badge and removed the Volvo badge

@IntoxicatedPanda87

3 жыл бұрын

Well spotted!

@maksymburym2950

2 жыл бұрын

LOL me too))))

4:17 the synchronisation of the sabotage makes this fantastic.

@nebula081

Жыл бұрын

This was the perfect "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" moment

@badboys500

10 ай бұрын

What episode is that one . Don't think I've seen it

You're an old person, enjoying the Sunday morning with a nice cup of tea, taking in the landscape, the serene sounds of birds, wind and nothing else then suddenly you hear 2:19

@AshlynJones123

2 жыл бұрын

CLLLAAAARKSOOOONNNNNN!!! W H E R E ' S M Y R O O F ? !

Nothing says friendship like “what are you doing he’s on our side... never mind that’s hilarious carry on”

0:28 I love how Jeremy's just so caught off guard that he was out of word and could only laugh 😂

4:46 “I can taste the goodness”

4:54 “a wild animal” “CLARKSOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!”

@kabob0077

3 жыл бұрын

That's fucking gold.

@HelloThereUniverse

10 ай бұрын

"what's the matter?"

“Then there’s no evidence, it’s the perfect crime” Remembers he’s on a tv show

“What a monumental bellend he is...”

Clarkson: "All we need to do now is choose some music he hated." Clarkson: James, I've got the perfect CD. James and Clarkson: *unstoppable giggling* Clarkson: Come on. James and Clarkson: *more unstoppable giggling*

@declangaming24

2 жыл бұрын

Hammond hates Genesis no idea why it's a good song

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I love how James looked visibly hammered as well

The shot of a random landscape, a pause, then "claaarksooooooon!!!!" Is my favorite

I love how Hammond and May are so used to Clarkson being the one to get these pranks started, even if they're in on it, that they automatically scream CLARKSOOOON when they've been pranked overnight.

May yelling Clarkson will never get old. The Africa special will always be one of my favourite episodes from any of what these three have done. Their pranks and sabotages are awesome. Loved the Jizzle Drizzle prank from the Seamen episode as well. These guys just have a harmony that no other group of presenters seem to be able to match.

@MyreW36

Жыл бұрын

It was my ringtone for a bit😂 CLARKSON!!!!!!!

@arkadianmc2917

7 ай бұрын

The proof is that when they left after Clarkson was fired Top Gear basically fell like a dead bird to a silence never heard in the like 15 seasons they've been in

I love when Jeremy "drops them from business to economy" on a JetBlue flight without a business class

The entire show is of them sabotaging each other.

6:36 “even a motor home makes sense.” Motor home falls of cliff

"Clarkson, where is my roof?" May asked calmly.

@benja-tp1sp

2 жыл бұрын

Actually that was Hammond...

6:22 - 6:39 had my dying at the fact that he had no idea 😂

@machineadmirer8145

2 жыл бұрын

G'Yeah

4:42 golden rain water

2:20 Normal 4:53 LEGENDS

6:28 my favourite moment of Top Gear. Ever.

“The bellow, of a wild animal” “CLAAAAARCKSOOOOON!”

2:05 just blindsided me that he actually threw it. Comedy gold

Nobody: Eric Andre when it's the beginning of a show: 5:58

3:41 Clarkson and Hammond glued every button in May's car. It is pure evil and hilarious.

I remember the teenage driver episode where Hammond and Clarkson put a controller on May’s stereo and blasted it during a challenge to be the quietest, by far my favorite

@bartdegryse9345

Жыл бұрын

A banging stereo for me tunes.

When three guys can mesh together so well, you’re bound for some comedic gold.

“Take the fuse out” in sync was hilarious 😂

"james what are you doing?!" "Shooting at Jeremy" "But he's on our side!" "But why wouldn't you" Understandable, have a great day

@de_stroyed

3 жыл бұрын

Wow! You watched the whole video TOO?!? SAME.

@saker147

3 жыл бұрын

@@de_stroyed you must be fun at parties

@de_stroyed

3 жыл бұрын

@@saker147 ;)

@hebn.

3 жыл бұрын

@@saker147 and you must be the guy that repeats everyone's jokes at parties

@abbasiautomotive

3 жыл бұрын

@@hebn. which one There's two of them.

3:17 the wheezing in the distance always gets me 😂

@itsPikachu

5 ай бұрын

Genesis

1:50 if you look around, that cows head attracted the whole village

2:19 CLARKSON!!! WHERES MY ROOF?!

"I'm shooting at Jeremy." "But he's on our side!" "Yeah, but why wouldn't you?' "You're right, you would, FIRE!" If that's not squad goals, I don't know what is.

Just how hard the British hits at 0:58. "Hev yu messed with the seat in ma cah" "Might've done"

The chemistry these three lads have cannot be duplicated.

You can never replace these 3... Top gear will never be the same without them

@forresttowns4995

Жыл бұрын

Top Gear died when they left.

1:51 rarely have I laughed as hard as I did when I saw that look on Hammonds face for the first time

Never sabotage May he is pure evil💀

Apparently they got a huge telling off for sticking the meat in James' car in Botswana.

@tomstravels520

3 жыл бұрын

Bilal Khalid yeah. There was a behind the scenes book and one of the guides or people that were supporting them was furious

@gasfiltered

3 жыл бұрын

Incredibly wasteful in a place where life is excruciatingly hard. White tourism is already one of the biggest economic drivers, local populations are exploited for slave wages to serve tourists. These guys could've fed an entire family with that meat, pocket change to them, but an impossible fantasy to all those kids stood there watching them waste it. The guide has to go back and face those people, explain his complicity.

@Half_Finis

3 жыл бұрын

@@gasfiltered pretty true, a good prank but as a privileged person I didn't even react to that... sad that I can have it so good while they have it so bad.

@evantra1761

3 жыл бұрын

They were more angry because of the risk of James actually being attacked by lions.

@Trillock-hy1cf

3 жыл бұрын

@@gasfiltered You must be on of these fragile what are called snowflakes, and support the criminal BLM mob of morons. Go out there and be a missionary and feed them instead of whining about a prank, as the head was probably rancid anyway.

Clarkson and May pissing in Hammonds shower reservoir always made me tear of laughter.

When they grated all that cheese into his car they looked and sounded like teenagers lmaooo this show is great

4:53 mays face kills me everytime

Watching this makes me miss my colleagues at the office when everything was normal and we could banter all day

@drunkensailor112

2 жыл бұрын

We still do it every day in our office. I live in the Netherlands

@4:47 the seconds there after are filled with the hardest I've seen Jeremy Clarkson laugh

God these 3 never fail to entertain

This show helped me as a young adolescent get through the tough times of the 08 recession… always great to watch it.

“Gandhi would approve of what I’m doing now”

Earlier Seasons - James laughing about the jokes Later Seasons - CLARKSON!!!

04:16 True friendship there !

Hammond has unexpectedly taken a golden shower

5:58 DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

Ahh the ritual cry of 'CLARKSONNNNNNNNNN'

Rolling Jeremy’s “motor-home” over the cliff will always be my favourite!

Their sabotaging is considered biblical if I may say so myself, and their reactions are just priceless.

Turning the heat up to max while taking off the heater knob, simple but effective, priceless.

"CLARKSOOOON" is the TV version of "JACK SPARROOOOW"

Wiring James' horn to his brakes is probably my favorite of their pranks! 😂

4:32 - 4:50: that's one of the grossest but funniest things they ever did to Hammond.

The motor home falling down the cliff is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen

A truly legendary trio... shamed on those who sacked Clarkson in 2015. We'll never see a trio this iconic ever again. :(

@minimanbeast1014

Жыл бұрын

Idk, we have the grand tour which is pretty damn good

James may shouting 'CLARKSON' is just as iconic as Fred shouting 'WILMA' in the flintsones

The only Tv series that has Drama, Comedy, and informative information all piled in one

@hansoloyolo3274

3 жыл бұрын

This series is one of the reasons that I took a degree in mechanical engineering

I like how he doesn’t even suspect Hammond he just knows Jeremy is behind everything

I love how confused Jeremy sounds by the break light on the dashboard. Barely any anger at all.

4:01 James is eating a banana because he and Jerramy tried to plug up the exhausts of Richard’s car with bananas, but the tailpipes were too large, so James ate the banana and they stood outside with a bunch of different assorted fruits, trying each one until the exhausts were all packed with fruits of varying size.

Never get tired of hearing a good "CLARKSON!"

I just love how you can really tell they’re the best of friends.

@shrimpflea

2 жыл бұрын

They're not

@pamelah6431

2 жыл бұрын

@@shrimpflea The grand tour says they are.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@shrimpflea The fact that Hammond gets concerned when either of the others gets hurt seems to suggest otherwise. Not to mention, Jeremy actually wanted James on the show and had to wait a season to get him

@literallyanangrymoose7717

2 жыл бұрын

@@shrimpflea they very clearly are. Only best friends could roast the baby jeebus out of each other and still be cool with each other. It's a bro thing

How he says hammond at 1:05 is still funny to this day

The sound effect @0:20 after James said "when we stopped for fuel i took my revenge" makes it sound like he killed them

The way it rolls off the hill in the background😂😂

May's horn brake was so funny!

6:38 Italian Job be like: GOTTA GET A BLOOMIN MOVE ON

1:06 the sheer entertainment in Jeremy’s voice

6:29 is utterly amazing

The simple yet annoying "hows your peugeot hammond? " Hahaha 🤣

This show introduced me to Radiohead... I'm forever grateful

@mikewazowski773

3 жыл бұрын

How

“I CAN TASTE THE GOODNESS”😂😂😂

The sweet taste of nature's rainwater. Hammond, no- that's not it.

@monkofdarktimes

Жыл бұрын

Golden Rain

I Can’t help but be impressed with how quickly Hammond trouble shot that corvette.

@sonicsquirtle

3 жыл бұрын

It was actually a Dodge Viper.

@BK--wr2xr

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonicsquirtle k

@sonicsquirtle

3 жыл бұрын

@@BK--wr2xr np m8