the Bob Marley tree! lmao!

@systemerror5994

7 жыл бұрын

Allie Rae its weed or a different drug

@gummel82

7 жыл бұрын

Bromie Bear Good job sherlock

@freeportmodelrailway2018

7 жыл бұрын

No shit scooby doo, way to answer the most inportant word that humanity faces. What does bob Marley smoke? Weed or sum drug 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@gummel82

7 жыл бұрын

DJ MADDOG Nicky B. I think he smoked extasy plants

@freddiejolley5688

6 жыл бұрын

Allie Rae it was weed

i love the fact that james may can drive around at the back of beyond in africa and people still recognize him as captain slow

@voornaam3191

2 жыл бұрын

Because he is slow everywhere. Difference is, he gets there and those angry guys don't.

@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ “Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.” ‭‭James‬ ‭1:27‬ ‭NIV‬‬ L

@bungersinyourarea

2 жыл бұрын

@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 what?

@michealwarren6681

2 жыл бұрын

@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 they say that faith the size of a mustard seed can move a mountain That's the size of any damned fools brain who thinks he can move a mountain.

@voornaam3191

Жыл бұрын

@@michealwarren6681 You don't need your brain to move a mountain. When you STOP using your brain when thinking is not really needed, you will notice your energy will change. Better health. Stronger. In extreme cases you could actually move a mountain, using that extra energy you will get. The idea is pretty weird, your body is made of exactly the same kind of atoms (or how you call matter) as the mountain. So why can you move your hand and not that mountain? What is the difference between your hand and everything around us? We were told we can not move that mountain, and we believe it, so we never move any mountains. But in yoga class number ten thousand, you could learn how you can get the energy for moving mountains. Just go to yoga! Or simply stop thinking like you are addicted to thinking. That mountain won't move an inch, when you keep running around in your western thinking circle. It is that simple. And most people won't believe this, it is too simple, it must be complicated, huh?

"Do you mind if I lay on top of you" "No I don't want to be pregnant" I lost my shit at that one LMAO.

@bipbipletucha

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@thekingman_yt2023

2 жыл бұрын

19:00-19:04

@omar53333

2 жыл бұрын

So did Hammond

@apollosaturn5

2 жыл бұрын

He's IN!!!!🤣🤣🤣

@aviaspotter32

2 жыл бұрын

OOOH THIS IS ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY

R.i.p the good top gear

@olivieero123456789

7 жыл бұрын

the grand tour is equally good, if not better

@reubenburgess7447

6 жыл бұрын

+DandyGaming No it isn't. It's overproduced, scripted and they've lost half of the stuff that made the original TG so great.

@tarmacsurfers

6 жыл бұрын

Reuben Burgess bang on! It couldn’t be any more lame and predictable.

@Hole_Motorsports

5 жыл бұрын

Ill still watch every episode. Still some great moments

@Person-cc2ee

5 жыл бұрын

111 likes

Jeremy instinctively saving Richard from falling into crocodile-infested water, then making him go back to fetch the rope 😂

Richard: “I don’t want to be pregnant” James: “it’s alright he’s 53” 😂😂😂😂

'...cars are better than you...' Needed the horse to get fuel.

@stankobarabata2406

2 жыл бұрын

@スケルスケル I recommend anger management.

@defeqel6537

Жыл бұрын

Silly Jeremy, the horse cannot understand English

You can pretty much guarantee any time they had international episodes, they were all either drunk or high almost the entire time. Amazingly hilarious.

@piccol79

2 жыл бұрын

You know I always wondered why they’d start driving into shit suddenly whenever they were away from the reach of the BBC bosses…

@capacitatedflux

2 жыл бұрын

Except that first clip. Their attempt to get high didn't quite pan out.

@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ “Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this: to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world.” ‭‭James‬ ‭1:27‬ ‭NIV‬‬

@aintitso6310

2 жыл бұрын

@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 You don't think Moses would have loved this show?

@tomaspetr6771

2 жыл бұрын

@@aintitso6310 Moses is high asf kicking it with pac

James May is the king of dry humour haha

@sheldoncoopersdg2474

5 жыл бұрын

Isaac Reinböld of

@RadioMan2023

Жыл бұрын

@@sheldoncoopersdg2474 Congrats you spelt "of" correctly you get a gold star

I can't stop laughing when Jeremy says "committing suicide" for some reason, like the fly intentionally flew into it

@emetofreak

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just gonna put this here 4:29

@oskahuxley6322

2 жыл бұрын

@@emetofreak yeah why do people mention something and then not put a timestamp?

@emetofreak

2 жыл бұрын

@@oskahuxley6322 beats me man, I make that mistake sometimes as well but I edit the comment afterwards

@voornaam3191

2 жыл бұрын

It does. Electrical fields and flies. You are just a stupid peasant. You have no idea.

@gizmo6746

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine you get reincarnated by a fly, you would do the same. This guys are way ahead.

"THIS IS ILLEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY!" lmao

@wipeoff7693

5 жыл бұрын

I'm your 300th liker!!!

@Person-cc2ee

5 жыл бұрын

333 likes

@SloMasterGames

5 жыл бұрын

344 likes

@whatsryanup2

4 жыл бұрын

508 likes

@ultimategamez8393

4 жыл бұрын

630 likes

" Captain Slow " What are you doing ? " Living up to my name .... "" This joke is underrated 😂😂

“Can’t we just sniff glue?” -Richard Hammond 2017

Jeremy and the other fellas are really good at reading and writing things backward, what a skill!

@zon4d

2 ай бұрын

they are writing normally the camera inverts the footage

@razvy4

Ай бұрын

@@zon4d bro

PARK... the most popular gear in Uganda :DDDDDd

@dusantasic4326

6 жыл бұрын

Captain slow

there is no "TOPGEAR UK". it's just TOPGEAR.

@gangoranger3662

6 жыл бұрын

Pyronator The Pyro Main yeah, i mean this is THE TopGear. sure there are topgear Australia and topgear America.

@hexostatus4658

5 жыл бұрын

gang oranger there is a russian and south korean top gear as well

@drummerdoingstuff5020

4 жыл бұрын

The only proper Top Gear I watch. Yes I said proper and I'm American.. This was the greatest show. "in the world"

@gillius66

4 жыл бұрын

yeah there is.. its top gear recorded in the uk...

@jl-statikxx4360

4 жыл бұрын

Gillius nah it’s top gear, the original and REAL top gear

At the end where Hammond was trying to paddle the raft with a spoon was priceless. xD

"I'd rather break bad than eat this" LMFAO

I would not trust a Jeremy or James to save me... even from flies😂

@UpWithTheBirds23

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Sietses I think I might trust James a tiny bit to save me? No chance from Jeremy?

@retrogamer33

6 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't trust you Christopher Sietses to do anything

@worldcomicsreview354

2 жыл бұрын

"...that's not gone well" would be the last thing you heard.

@massimoricciardi6202

6 ай бұрын

Jeremy will just laugh at you lol.

James May is the king of dry humour haha. that panoramic of James falling in the lake was priceless 13:10.

@Black.Sabbath

4 ай бұрын

Copied

Really reminds me of me dad. He passed away in 2004. He manages to say the darnest thing in an always awkward situation and cracks everybody up..miss you dad. The Brit in love with Malaysia...

@roslanrasul8060

Жыл бұрын

Was your Dad Mr D J Tate History teacher in Malaysia in the 60s and 70s.

4:36 - 4:41 those 2 burps by Clarkson and May were hilarious

that panoramic of James falling in the lake was priceless 13:10

I find it so adorable that theyre protecting Hammond from the bugs cause he hates bugs

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

4 ай бұрын

Hammond only eats frozen and boxed foods

I could watch these three for hours on end...

"so it can carry an ape, a midget and an idiot" lmao

nothing will ever be greater than this show and the 3 legends

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

4 ай бұрын

Berserk is also pretty tight, but you’ve got something there

Love you Mr May, Mr Clarkson and master Hammond. I watch everything you all have ever done. I’m not having the best time atm and seem to be suffering with mild depression, it’s only mild because I have three friends ( in my head ) that constantly cheer me up. Thanks lads👊🏻👊🏻

@TheRuddster95

8 ай бұрын

You have other friends here at least and I'm sure elsewhere 😊

@Black.Sabbath

4 ай бұрын

​@TheRuddster95 He doesn't

Anyone else notice the amazing catches at 2:12, when they're grabbing beer? Especially James. Wait like 10 seconds

@scalychannel5897

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing catches? Do you not have arms

Those clips from back when people thought mirroring the video would actually achieve anything against being copyright noticed.

@reedeayers

2 ай бұрын

Back then it did lol

That man at 3:41 very suspiciously has his hand down his shorts.

@shanepoth2877

6 жыл бұрын

Thats what I thought lmao

@AbsoluteAbsurd

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@Ashbash-kf5xd

5 жыл бұрын

First thing you notice 😂

@galil_6863

5 жыл бұрын

Secretly fantasizing about James

@TopKekMadLad

4 жыл бұрын

as clarkson says: "This is odd"

You can tell that James May is actually very smart

Captain Slow: "Livin up to my name... because of your city."

"YESS! Look at them dying!" These lads were the best xD

"James please i beg you to do something correctly" lmao hahahaha

8:46 the orangutan lives up to his name

36 seconds in and we're already recommending sniffing glue and doing crystal. I love this show.

I knew of this show when I was young. We didn't get it in america unless you had digital cable or satellite. The first time I watched it I instantly knew it was the best thing I've ever seen and just kinda was everything I loved between comedy and cars. I didn't have friends That had seen it so I had no one to share what I had watched with. That brings me here. Thankfully now I know that what I felt when I first seen it was justified. Btw my username came from this show and its regarding the fender on a lancia delta hf Intergrale my favorite feature on a car aside from things on the hood Like tach guage, pop up (and down) headlights, extra headlights, scoops, vents, graphics and whatever else. New cars dont get designed with things on the hood anymore. Thanks For listening

@RawPower7

2 жыл бұрын

Norwegian here! Its a fantastic show:)

@Rasscasse

5 ай бұрын

I enjoyed your comments boxed fender. Thanks for posting 😄

"That's the most syllables you've ever crammed into two words!" Holy shit Hammond 😅😂 That's the best thing I've ever heard lmao 😂 Hammond was on fire in this episode

These guys are awesome! No matter what show they would do it would be great because they are friends, they bust balls and have chemistry. It’s not like they put together 3 guys, a driver a comedian and a geek( top gear America)

I'm Romanian and that gas station scene made me bust out laughing

13:12 That explosion of laughter 🤣

I love how off camera there totally best friends. Then relentlessly badger each other during the show

6:48 "Did you try your Romanian on him?" AWKWARD

@arianavacaru1995

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Romanian. It was trust me

This is unseen footage by me, and I have scowered every unseen footage page, and rewatched episodes of every thing these guys do. This is just great, Clarkson on Hammond on the river

*playing with those insect killing rackets* "Hammond we're saving you"

0:36 Richard: can't we just sniff glue?

“I don’t know how to tell them, but they’re not bees”😂😂😂

Hammond letting go of the rope and just looking so hopeless makes me cry laughing lol

This was more like a variety show, cars were just a part of it. Best show ever.

2:18 Great catch James...

I love these guys; they were THE perfect trio...

Kind of an iconic shot that 7:26

@Rasscasse

5 ай бұрын

Yeah. You’re right 👌

These guys are legends

I like how people in Uganda recognised captain slow.

felt really low , came to find this, instantly feel a bit better.

17:28 "So it can carry an ape, a midget and an idiot." lmao

6:37 I'm Welsh, and I can tell you that it is possible to get honey from the back of a sheep!!

@anonymousinternetaddict

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing is it won't be a golden coloured substance

@klimpomp

2 жыл бұрын

No, bad Welshman, stop talking about the sweet honey to be found behind a sheep.

"ah this is illegal in this country" hahahaha Deleted scenes of these 3 are so good

OMG. Their efforts getting across that river. What a debacle!

0:45 he said it! He said break bad!

I believe that "It Must Have Been Love" is the only background song to appear twice in all of Top Gear's history.

I've always felt that the dynamic of the trio is Jeremy is the dad, James is the mum and Richard is there accident prowned child 😂😂

@Liam-2345

2 ай бұрын

Same haha

whoa.... a rare "uzusi" truck!! i wonder if this video will show me another rare "adnoh" vehicle... or maybe "ikuzus"!!! :3

@ChromaMatrix

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, reversed video can be annoying.

@rezapratama8609

7 жыл бұрын

Milan Jovanovic it's Suxel broohhh , but maybe i prefer Sexul, sounded more dirty that way, lol!

@AHGAMING16

6 жыл бұрын

I like sedecreM

@GameReviewsXX

6 жыл бұрын

Speaking of which, a urabus is my dream car

@Loevly

6 жыл бұрын

F

Anyone else notice the guy pop out of the bush at 13:15?

8:16 I can’t get over his laugh

That "HD" quality is great!

Cracking open a cool one with the lads

@bobjohnson1434

6 жыл бұрын

dan clements boys*

@rootytootypointandshootyex6141

6 жыл бұрын

*gods

@AbsoluteAbsurd

6 жыл бұрын

*british lankys

19:05 Literally spit out me tea laughing 😁

"it just looks french!" lmao

the grand tour needs more of this

5:05 most tired human ever. hammond looks like he is 85.

"thats the most syllabels you have ever cramped into 2 words" im dying

nice job putting an ad every ten seconds on video's that don't belong to you.

@battleritegods5191

7 жыл бұрын

try AdBlock for google chrome

@inflatablewolfie

7 жыл бұрын

Telling someone to shut up isn't removing freedom of speech. As long as the police doesn't break down his door to jail him for something he said, he's got all the freedom of speech he could ever want.

@Deluxo

6 жыл бұрын

he isn't getting any money from this, don't worry.

@MrDGLeeProd

6 жыл бұрын

It's quite possible that the BBC could have claimed this video, and thus, ads are on it.

@charlienevill4700

6 жыл бұрын

adblock

"look he's nesting" got me dead man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@5:04 John Hurt didn't look this tired waking from hypersleep in Alien.

@jacklame1584

2 жыл бұрын

This comment had me dying! 😂

"See, this is why you are no longer of use to anybody, because of fuel." Animals still need fuel to survive. Most people call it "food."

Even though top gear uk was scripted the attitude that was so prevalent in james richard and jeremy made it feel right and wholesome Can’t say the same about the rip off I Mean reboot of this masterpiece

@jonathanoxlade4252

4 жыл бұрын

Alot of top gear is scripted yes but tee parts that aren't when hammond crashes into Clarkson is funny as heck and the golden rain moments were not scripted even the BBC turned there heads around when doing there own stuffs by switching seats in a moving car you won't see that stuff on, twee new top gear because too be honest Clarkson probably paid them to look the other way during that filming

@paulcarmi8130

7 ай бұрын

It's not scripted in the way you think it is. Go read Richard porters book. Seriously

you're a star for posting - hilarious x

Watched the burma special on bbc iplayer a few days ago and am amazed how many scenes were cut from the iplayer version. A lot of the scenes from that special shown here weren't shown

LOL, at 6:43, Clarkson spoke some broken Romanian, being "Plin Esti" Which means "You're full" XD

@freewheels7544

5 жыл бұрын

Pai stai , era filmat in romania sau?

@bunjamin9526

2 жыл бұрын

@@freewheels7544 no

0:04 - That Usuzi truck it's a classic...

@LorliusHogglefarts

10 ай бұрын

Its flipped kt says izuzu

4:36 dying of laughter because of the burbing :D :D :D

@pierreleedelbee1172

4 жыл бұрын

Same

2:18 that catch by may

@paulmuncher7234

4 жыл бұрын

James kellett was shit

One of the best shows to ever air on tv

When they were trying to work out the mpg on the cars they were using an incorrect formula.... they were saying there are 4.45 litres to a gallon when it is in fact 4.54litres to a gallon.

@jamesbowen2105

Ай бұрын

3.8 + litre to a gallon. I'm an ignorant American and I know that much conversion.

@gdj6298

Ай бұрын

​@@jamesbowen2105 Not all of the world uses the US gallon.

@jamesbowen2105

Ай бұрын

@@gdj6298 forgot about the silly "imperial Gallon" sorry...

watching these 3 is therapeutic.

"These cars are better than you!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

poor james just awkwardly standing there 😭 “or her.. or her..”

You have: The old top gear The good top gear The new top gear The grand tour

oh i miss top gear with these guys

Top Gear is one of the best Shows in the Business :D Greetings from Germany

@ravenheart369

2 жыл бұрын

Was

A collection of adverts with some occasional Top Gear

@vonsauerkraut

6 жыл бұрын

just jet firefox with adblocker no adverts

@Mike-cy5jg

4 жыл бұрын

You could have closed the video

I love watching top gear at 12:34 am

Authentic top gear I miss you very much

man i miss these 3 together.

I could just imagine the group chat these 3 blokes have

7:40 I just started dying when I realized what plant that was

2:12 "You haven't seriously got some?aaauuuugghhhh excellent work"

2:52 Captain Slow!