Clarkson, Hammond and May muttering dross in the news
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@jeremyfong56844 жыл бұрын
0:00 James: "oh, good news" Jeremy: stares at James James: forgets what he was gonna say Jeremy: "Super"
@paulhammons7077
Жыл бұрын
The weed is strong with this one
@eddiegitau1107
7 ай бұрын
It's the Dacia Sandero
@nothajzl
Ай бұрын
@@eddiegitau1107oh no! Anyway..
@MacktasticSlick_4 жыл бұрын
I always think I’ve seen all the Top Gear clips but this year old clip pops up out of nowhere for all of us lol
@paddyj7690
4 жыл бұрын
Same here, and I'm loving it.
@paulgriffiths6344
4 жыл бұрын
@@paddyj7690 what has McDonalds got to do with it?
@Logan-th2vs
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a year old lol it’s from 10 years ago
@TheEthalon
4 жыл бұрын
Macktasticslick ohhhh yeah!!!
@mindedchaos
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna know why I've never seen this clip maybe it wasn't released
@fsmfsm99414 жыл бұрын
their ability to improvise is so mind blowing. these 3 are so insanely talented, will be a sad day when they retire.
@genghiskahn9233
4 жыл бұрын
FSM FSM I’m pretty sure they have retired
@fsmfsm9941
4 жыл бұрын
@@genghiskahn9233 they haven't, there's another season of the grand tour coming.
@patrickspiegel5524
4 жыл бұрын
Genghis Kahn they just stopped moderating. They will continue to do road trips
@Rezzo64
4 жыл бұрын
Top Gear isn't improvised, it's scripted.
@fsmfsm9941
4 жыл бұрын
@@Rezzo64 I know it's generally scripted, but im referring to their little comments and going off topic during the news section.
@apassionatenerd.35644 жыл бұрын
That "hear no evil, see no evil" was so fucking good, Jeremy Clarkson could be on his death bed and still have wit sharp as blade lmfao
@bigsteppa8144 жыл бұрын
KZread’s algorithm is something else...
@piddy2
4 жыл бұрын
because Boris Johnson is mentioned in the video and in the tags. And with obvious recent news it'll bring it up
@Jjhardy1
4 жыл бұрын
You’re welcome.
@WuzzyLV
4 жыл бұрын
Its perfect
@pyronaught6059
4 жыл бұрын
Ufhfhj. Kaip lbasaLV was bfn. My. Tug, j
@pyronaught6059
4 жыл бұрын
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@rodriguezracer45674 жыл бұрын
11:34 The "novel batteries" bit always kills me "Obviously it means she has no idea how these batteries will actually work, other than the fact that they're going to be running on magic and made in the forest by goblins."
@heavystalin2419
7 ай бұрын
Eh, China's close to a forest anyway
@raconbacon4 жыл бұрын
"Instead of hurling abuse at each other, why dont we do the news" Clarkson, whats the difference in all honesty
@YouAreBreathing4 жыл бұрын
I can listen to their banter all day.
@rishirajchakravarty4794 жыл бұрын
Judging by the time of the comments posted, this was suddenly in people's recommendations a year after it was uploaded. Whoever wrote KZread's algorithms is a genius.
watching these 3 talk is more fun than watching new gear
@daveclarke89134 жыл бұрын
The new Top Gear guys could never recreate this kind of chemistry.😔😔😔
@krishparikh7675
4 жыл бұрын
why are you even watching top gear??... The Grand Tour is where the parties at!!
@daveclarke8913
4 жыл бұрын
@@krishparikh7675 I agree with you.. I was just watching some of the old classic re-runs.🤗🤗🤗
@commanderjonas5528
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I don't think anyone could recreate this kind of chemistry.
@logmeindog4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to them all day, for years straight!
@colbyzur4642
2 ай бұрын
I have been since middle school
@martinfreund67374 жыл бұрын
5:23 Damn that's a high note
@ExAnimoPortugal7 ай бұрын
I would watch these 3 just waffling all day
@namename31307 ай бұрын
12:42 that look! She didnt appreciate that
@itsdan722
2 ай бұрын
Yeah I noticed that as well lol. It was all meant to be light hearted but she clearly got a bit annoyed over it 😂😂
@poilboiler
2 ай бұрын
Given how gross it was, it's no wonder.
@Sh23-hv7sn
Ай бұрын
It's edited you idiots 😂
@paulschauer62734 жыл бұрын
The Chemistry these three have is nuts they have so much fun together
@teddd11754 жыл бұрын
These three will never be topped
@billykranberry60774 жыл бұрын
This is frankly very calming
@ToxicCool24 жыл бұрын
Top Gear back in the day will always be amazing 😂
@TheMacemen
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@dogmannz
4 жыл бұрын
These guys were untouchable, nobody else was even close
@rolon-ew5kl4 жыл бұрын
Hammond: “It is not going to be spit.”😂
@trekingjedi85804 жыл бұрын
As the fourth doctor once said, what's the point in being a grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?
@markcf837 ай бұрын
May-Good News. Clarkson-is it the Dacia Sandero? May-No. Classic Top Gear.
@omaral-maitah1814 жыл бұрын
Damn they r so rude 😂 But hilarious That woman was speachless
@adamatch9624
4 жыл бұрын
omar maaita it is not rude
@infidel6728
4 жыл бұрын
I think the woman flashing the tits was quite pleased at the attention.
@elias_xp95
4 жыл бұрын
It's only rude if you are pretentious. To everyone else, it's called banter. - I'm not calling you pretentious btw, just that most people who get 'offended' are pretentious fucks.
@KBC7050
4 жыл бұрын
clarkson is a dickhead, and you'd have to like that about him
@oldskoolraver1079
4 жыл бұрын
This is a prime example of British humor. Irony, dark and sarcastic with a huge amount of selfspot. Shame that due to al this political correctness nonsnse, it will soon be something of the past.
@Eliteerin4 жыл бұрын
This was probably the best episode of the news ever
@piscesman744 жыл бұрын
I could watch these guys every day
@thefurrybastard19644 жыл бұрын
These Three Nutters should take over a show like This Morning and corrupt it into their own image.
@jamesbrennand94367 ай бұрын
In Australia a person can lose their driver’s licence if they are riding a horse drunk
@ManjunathMCisawesome4 жыл бұрын
"I want someone to spit in my mouth" 😂😂😂😂 I'm ded
@sirstabbyfork96754 жыл бұрын
18:41 I want to see Jeremys reaction to the new pm
@kuniosaiki
4 жыл бұрын
XXX_MLG_POTATO_XXX GAMING It appeares to be a chicken stuffed with a fish head. Even so WHY THE FUCK DOES IT FUCKING EXIST!!!
@ladyelanor4 жыл бұрын
can’t get past jeremy thinking jesus turned bread into fish 😂😂 think you’ve got your miracles confused there babes
@TheMissKizmet
4 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Elanor 😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂😂😂
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
Or, he used a mixed metaphor... or mixed miraclophor... if you will 😂
@anchy19954 жыл бұрын
This is the first time YT reccommended us a good video 😂😂 love those old farts 😂
@ammarsiddiqui1435
4 жыл бұрын
i love these as well so much
@wendingo4 жыл бұрын
I miss the good old days, being young, watching Top Gear, thinking it would go on forever, just like my youth... But now life comes knocking with a reality check, reminding me I'm turning 36, forced to watch, Grand Tour.
@TheMissKizmet
4 жыл бұрын
Wendingo Oof! Yes! 🙌🏼😂🙌🏼 I am feeling your sentiment SOHARD right now; I turned 37 yesterday and I’ve been missing these a lot. Sure a shit, time’s stealthy little witch, isn’t it. The fuck 🤨😂🙌🏼😁
@wendingo
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMissKizmet indeed it is. I keep hearing that aging means progress and progress means better... And yet, whenever I re-watch one of the outdated, morally indefensible, politically incorrect, offensive to the gereal public TopGear episodes I often catch myself thinking that the current state of affairs sucks! Despite all the cool, modern technology and science we're still getting fatter, slower, more antisocial, stupider and not only we do nothing about this regression we find ways to embrace it! And The Grand Tour, in my opinion, is the single best proof of my sad, depressing opinion on progress and life in general. TopGear was my coping mechanism, bring back the original cast and stop fucking around, BBC!!!
@ilokivi
6 ай бұрын
@@wendingo Alas, contractual obligations and personality clashes have rendered this ambition a mere pipe dream. Next to the slippers and the keys to the Bugatti Veyron.
@spacemonkeys49874 жыл бұрын
10:30 I think that blob escaped and took refuge in James’s eye.
@mullerman11044 жыл бұрын
In Germany you can lose your driving license for riding a bike drunk, so that you have to ride a bike
@andyaitken42434 жыл бұрын
The guy in the mobility scooter would never have needed to go to court had it not been for the government needing to receive more of their tax money from fines.
@skywayminicabs6292
4 жыл бұрын
if he is dis-abled he's living on benifits , so how is that the govt being after tax money from fines ? shit for brains , no taxes on stupid
@JowoHD
4 жыл бұрын
this is why I laugh at people who defend the police/government by saying they're doing it to help... had a woman try to explain to me that fining a guy for drifting out of a car meet and being nicked by the unmarked police car hiding in front was okay because he was being unsafe and got within a few metres of hitting someone. she seemed to miss the fact that the police would rather use unmarked cars and make money from people driving unsafely than put marked cars there and actually protect the people. if those people had be hurt by the car the police would've been there and done fuck all because they don't make any money from preventing a crime
@FarmYardGaming
4 жыл бұрын
@@skywayminicabs6292 If you want shit for brains, look at your comment. All I see are pointless spaces and a lack of any capital letters whatsoever. Plus, you've probably liked your own comment. Oh, and it's 'disabled', not 'dis-abled'. Even Autocorrect could do better than that, which is saying something. Go review your own comments before hating on someone else's intelligence.
@gsw8734
7 ай бұрын
You are aware the cost to prosecute someone in court overshadows the money received from fines.
@jochem19864 жыл бұрын
If I get caught cyclings whilst intoxicated here in Switzerland, my drivers license will be revoked. This country makes no sense.
@hansgruber7884 жыл бұрын
It’s shocking how they’d be arrested for harassment today
@beelsmaxime76607 ай бұрын
12:40 Waw she was uncomfortable after the spitting comment and Hammond immediately jumped into action going over the top to avoid more attention on the awkwardness.
@michaelramsey82
6 ай бұрын
Good for Hammond. Jeremy was being creepy and inappropriate, and Hammond saved it.
@ajf5745
Ай бұрын
@@michaelramsey82 you're just being a softie. It's british humor
@Sh23-hv7sn
Ай бұрын
It's an edited reaction
@beelsmaxime7660
Ай бұрын
@@Sh23-hv7sn that...actually makes a lot of sense.
@jaywigley41044 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t this have a billion views?
@xxengin7 ай бұрын
how to represent regret with cabin lighting?... Hamond you idiot😂😂😂 killed me
@shadowblade21494 жыл бұрын
"Can you do will young?" 😂😂😂😂 2:27
@del25914 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm at it's best, brilliant! :)
@chickenchaser125cc94 жыл бұрын
In some European countries you can loose your licence when you cycle drunk, even if you don't have a licence you can get a ban or even a time behind the bars.
@chinaman1
4 жыл бұрын
I actually cycled drunk before in Barcelona... In brought daylight. Now I actually feel relieve for not being apprehended for this heinous crime.
@chickenchaser125cc9
4 жыл бұрын
@@chinaman1 I don't think they care in Spain it's too hot
@chinaman1
4 жыл бұрын
@@chickenchaser125cc9 yeah I did it in the summer. I was wobbling all the way home. Almost fell too. But managed to get across the road and parked the bike.
@leahs.1480
4 жыл бұрын
It's the same with horses in the USA which I dont understand. You are literally sitting on top of a vehicle that will not let you hit anything and if well trained will get you home while completely unconcious. It's like getting pulled over for being drunk behind the wheel of a self driving car.
@damedusa5107
4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Chaser 125cc people are killed by accidents with cyclists. So if can affect someone else to that level you really should be in full control. It may seem unlikely but it has and does happen
@dzg49304 жыл бұрын
I just realised that if James May winks at me ı wink back. Weird.
@retrogamer334 жыл бұрын
This is when Top Gear was good and worth watching, now it's crap.
@nickc9482
4 жыл бұрын
these fellas made a new show on amazon called the grand tour. check it out
@HeyItsKora
4 жыл бұрын
That’s because you’re watching the wrong show! If you want more of this, watch the Grand Tour. It;s phenomenal.
@i7voskilli560
4 жыл бұрын
The new series has been good
@howardhaimesman1865
4 жыл бұрын
You gotta watch the grand tour
@BarryLetts379
4 жыл бұрын
Grand Tour is very scripted but it's fun to watch
@ashleyjparker30734 жыл бұрын
Tonight Richard has a spot James has a eve problem And Jeremy lost his voice
@brendagilson934
7 ай бұрын
Clarkson losing his voice.........now that is good news.
@z-trip5457
7 ай бұрын
@@brendagilson934New Top Gear fanboy spotted
@everythinggaming79384 жыл бұрын
Well you do not need a licence to commandeer a mobility scooter so why they took his licence away is beyond me
@jmh11894 жыл бұрын
These guys are the realist folks on television. I feel like the producers tried to make them into fake TV show hosts but just got punched in the face in response.
@ImpalamansGarage4 жыл бұрын
ex·cres·cence /ˌikˈskresəns/ noun a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@juliannmnnnm
4 жыл бұрын
ok
@callummclachlan4771
4 жыл бұрын
Them fancy politician words. Designed to fool people into thinking something means something.
@ImpalamansGarage
4 жыл бұрын
Note: I'm not a book worm. Just googled it. lol
@boiledelephant
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Boris was unwittingly talking about James May's eye in the earlier clip.
@noneofyourbusiness4294
4 жыл бұрын
@@callummclachlan4771 I came to the conclusion that he could mean two things. Speed bumps Pot holes Both of which are known to basically everyone. But nope, that idiot had to use a completely unrelated word, that makes literally no sense in context. Him being a politician kinda justifies it though. It's not like you see them very often talking about things they understand.
@juhokaartoaho4 жыл бұрын
In Finland it would have been easily determined if it's a car on not. Top speed of 25km/h and its ok, 26-45km/h and it's micro car and 46km/h and up it's regular car.
@jafon9
4 жыл бұрын
What if you had a tank?
@jackass5066
4 жыл бұрын
Then it's a tank duh
@RichiCarterMusic4 жыл бұрын
I love Jeremy. Imagine today, him saying what he said at 5:55 😂
@sibiris8474
4 жыл бұрын
Its sad how everything just goes to worse over time isnt it?
@pavementfilms2048
4 жыл бұрын
@@sibiris8474 yea :(
@pacodave4885
7 ай бұрын
He has a farm show on Amazon which came out 2021
@mitchjohn20107 ай бұрын
I miss Sunday nights with these guys on the telly… #bettertimes
@oskarsmalvess81514 жыл бұрын
Damn and Latvia fallows that rule of drinking and walking :)
@margarethall78377 ай бұрын
I still laugh 😂
@eraldkaziu2117 ай бұрын
watching this in 2023, Jeremy would have been in a lot of trouble :)
@ShannonCarter55
6 ай бұрын
He's currently in trouble because he called Meghan Markle a yacht girl wh*re (which she was since she was a terrible actress and couldn't get gigs elsewhere -- that's why she got her hands on Prince Harry then used the race card to marry him despite being barely 25 percent black). So she played on yachts hired out by people such as Jeffrey Epstein to make money.
@4everuli4 жыл бұрын
Did not expect a reference to Lake Tahoe as i watch this by the lake
@magnuswalker79574 жыл бұрын
Top gear has not been about cars for a long time, it's about these guys playing at being grown-up.
@unknowntm3856
4 жыл бұрын
Magnus Walker well it isn’t mate, as they stopped being the cast in 2015
@JYMAHJAMES
4 жыл бұрын
The reason (old) Top Gear did so well was because it appealed to so many people. Not everybody wants to hear three men drone on about car specs, that's why there were so many female viewers
@frankvandendool882
4 жыл бұрын
You three are idiots. They do very thorough CAR reviews. You just don't WANT to see that part.
@frankvandendool882
4 жыл бұрын
@@JYMAHJAMES Your comment is ridiculous.
@JYMAHJAMES
4 жыл бұрын
@@frankvandendool882 u hate the truth
@Tar-Numendil4 жыл бұрын
A Gamorrean guard! LOL!
@the-potato-warrior4 жыл бұрын
I agree with clarkson more, the older I get
@irukhan074 жыл бұрын
Awesome vid!
@RantzCore4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't drink driving!
@beemail69834 жыл бұрын
As the 1,000,00th viewer I still wanna hear about the Dacia sandero
@jamesengland7461
7 ай бұрын
... it's delayed
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
Oh no~ Anyway...
@FlyingHeadbutt100
7 ай бұрын
My sister bought one, it is a reliable and comfortable car at a competitive price.
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
^ My condolences. It is after all a recycled French ecobox car design 😅 .
@yannikoloff76594 жыл бұрын
About that Indian motorcyclist 7:00 ; I covered a 100 km on a Kawasaki ER6N in Germany without touching any controls. Foots on a safety cage, ass in a seat and I'm leaning on a bags and reading kindle book. Pretty confortable
@GL-vu6wf4 жыл бұрын
The woman laughing in the background at 4.32 is very disturbing...
@jamiee12014 жыл бұрын
12:43 that bird didnt like that did she 😂
@MrKingdavy4 жыл бұрын
What do trees and plants need to survive??? Anybody??? 😂😂😂
@krishnaveti4 жыл бұрын
Very good KZread.
@maxymk1234 жыл бұрын
the UK is giving florida a run for its money
@jazz219774 жыл бұрын
"Peugeot Partner FAP"... It's a thing..... LOL Google-ing it I just found out theres also a "Peugeot Partner Tepee HDi FAP 110 Ranch" Also there's a "Peugeot Partner Premium Fap HDi 110" That's just horrid....
@frankvandendool8824 жыл бұрын
Those half a minute black screens are awesome! Good job!
@bird3010
4 жыл бұрын
Frank Van Den Dool 😂😂😂
@kettle_of_chris4 жыл бұрын
one more question - sorry Does anyone remember which episode it was where they were talking about Blu Tooth in cars? James said something like 'your car's not in the mood it won't connect' - I can't remember but it It was really funny
@ajbro6428
4 жыл бұрын
No I cant remember
@ajbro6428
4 жыл бұрын
And dont be sorry, no one to apologize too... be confident!
@Dutch944 жыл бұрын
19:18 LMFAO
@leopold75624 жыл бұрын
An excrescence is an abnormal growth. So, I suspect that Bozzer basically wanted to remove speed bumps. If I'm right, I'd say that was a great idea, I hate those stupid suspension mashing monstrosities.
@oxenforde4 жыл бұрын
ex·cres·cence (noun) a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
...though what Boris - with his 10th dimensional thinking - meant by it, we will never know 😂
@manhattenman23144 жыл бұрын
What episodes are these on?
@meseretjasarevic2514 жыл бұрын
how drivers don't fall asleep in circle
@jw8014 жыл бұрын
1:00 Come to South Africa
@user-ts7hm2tr9w7 ай бұрын
Interview language skills
@HRHooChicken7 ай бұрын
When Jeremy lost his voice i'm sure Hammond was high on the old sniff sniff. He wouldnt shut up or sit still
@JakeAikens7 ай бұрын
excrescences a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@joshslater24262 ай бұрын
Boris Johnson speaking Latin? The media never reported on that part of his time as Prime Minister. (I don’t really have any hate towards him. He wasn’t the most efficient PM we’ve had, but at least he was a laugh).
@TheVicar
2 ай бұрын
We need serious people running countries. Not clowns
@motanelustelistu4 жыл бұрын
16:12 Nice patern on the leather jacket . Anyone know the name or even just the firm of it :D ?
@davidel94664 жыл бұрын
And Now Boris Johnson is your Prime Minister...
@tong_levin
4 жыл бұрын
No no, you can feel save, still we have shittier government in Poland. You can sleep well lol
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
Not anymore he isn't 😂 . We've had a wet lettuce since, who's been booted by the runner up nobody wanted nor will ever vote for 😂
@selinesbeau4 жыл бұрын
Aww, Hammond was till young enough to be hiding zits with makeup.
@meusana36814 жыл бұрын
What is the idea behind small cars aiding with traffic, or rather lessening it? It just means you can fit more idiots who have no idea where they're going on the same congested road at the same time.
@ianmontgomery7213
4 жыл бұрын
In Shenzhen they worked out that if every registered vehicle tried to occupy the city roads at the same time then there would not be enough room for them.
@meusana3681
4 жыл бұрын
@@ianmontgomery7213 Deregister half the vehicles in China. Problem solved.
@ianmontgomery7213
4 жыл бұрын
@@meusana3681 a lot of them are commercial vehicles which are needed but i do agree that less cars would be one solution even if not a practical one.
@meusana3681
4 жыл бұрын
@@ianmontgomery7213 Nah I was being satirical. My point was more in lines of the roads not being able to handle the population regardless of the size of the car. I'm not claiming to have a solution to traffic, cuz I don't think there is a single solution that will fix it all.
@ianmontgomery7213
4 жыл бұрын
@@meusana3681 They way they control the number of cars in Shenzhen is by auctioning of registration plate. As more cars get on the road then the price goes up. It is currently around USD14K.
@williamrawa79524 жыл бұрын
Ha ha Jeremy the romans did not use the letter w at 20:09 Great video
@coldzero8584
4 жыл бұрын
That's just reading out the rest of the postcode, the letters.
@TheHuntedNightmare7 ай бұрын
excrescence plural noun: excrescences a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality. "the males often have a strange excrescence on the tip of the snout" Similar: growth lump swelling an unattractive or superfluous object or feature. "the building is a sixties excrescence foisted on an otherwise flawless street" Similar: eyesore blot on the landscape monstrosity There you go folks
@ChrisJones-gx7fc4 жыл бұрын
18:24 BBC Top Gear II VII Woodus Lane, Londonium, near Colchester, WXIIVIITS
@matorix003Ай бұрын
In Germany we have something similar German logic is when you have to drive your bicycle home from work because the police took your drivers licence because you were drunk while driving on your bicycle
@yaniggasteve2497
Ай бұрын
Most german thing ever that's brilliant
@michaelcuff57804 жыл бұрын
Its ALL about the fine money for them! Nothin else!
What’s the climate change ‘novel batteries’ called again?? can’t find her
@traviscurlutu77234 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂
@frenchbanditi59714 жыл бұрын
Let's be fair. She's quite attractive.
@LethalJizzle3 ай бұрын
....stop looking at my eye.
@ConnorEllisMusic4 жыл бұрын
Love them being confused on how Electric cars could be viable back then, to now where we're about to go down the cliff into massive change.
@jediknight1294
4 жыл бұрын
Still not actually viable. If you account for how electricity is generated teslas end up with a 20mpg stat in parts of the UK.
@pacodave4885
7 ай бұрын
@@jediknight1294UK is slowly becoming a failed state. Not a great example for where you'd see advanced clean energy infrastructure, or the next generation of cars.
@jediknight1294
7 ай бұрын
@@pacodave4885 electric cars aren't viable end of, that's the point. We are a faili. G state because of years of a devolved government system. That doesn't work stopping g things lime building nuke power to feed the entire network (thanks Scotland) the labour governments refusal to help private I dustry roll out hydrogen and a few other things
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0:00 James: "oh, good news" Jeremy: stares at James James: forgets what he was gonna say Jeremy: "Super"
@paulhammons7077
Жыл бұрын
The weed is strong with this one
@eddiegitau1107
7 ай бұрын
It's the Dacia Sandero
@nothajzl
Ай бұрын
@@eddiegitau1107oh no! Anyway..
I always think I’ve seen all the Top Gear clips but this year old clip pops up out of nowhere for all of us lol
@paddyj7690
4 жыл бұрын
Same here, and I'm loving it.
@paulgriffiths6344
4 жыл бұрын
@@paddyj7690 what has McDonalds got to do with it?
@Logan-th2vs
4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a year old lol it’s from 10 years ago
@TheEthalon
4 жыл бұрын
Macktasticslick ohhhh yeah!!!
@mindedchaos
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna know why I've never seen this clip maybe it wasn't released
their ability to improvise is so mind blowing. these 3 are so insanely talented, will be a sad day when they retire.
@genghiskahn9233
4 жыл бұрын
FSM FSM I’m pretty sure they have retired
@fsmfsm9941
4 жыл бұрын
@@genghiskahn9233 they haven't, there's another season of the grand tour coming.
@patrickspiegel5524
4 жыл бұрын
Genghis Kahn they just stopped moderating. They will continue to do road trips
@Rezzo64
4 жыл бұрын
Top Gear isn't improvised, it's scripted.
@fsmfsm9941
4 жыл бұрын
@@Rezzo64 I know it's generally scripted, but im referring to their little comments and going off topic during the news section.
That "hear no evil, see no evil" was so fucking good, Jeremy Clarkson could be on his death bed and still have wit sharp as blade lmfao
KZread’s algorithm is something else...
@piddy2
4 жыл бұрын
because Boris Johnson is mentioned in the video and in the tags. And with obvious recent news it'll bring it up
@Jjhardy1
4 жыл бұрын
You’re welcome.
@WuzzyLV
4 жыл бұрын
Its perfect
@pyronaught6059
4 жыл бұрын
Ufhfhj. Kaip lbasaLV was bfn. My. Tug, j
@pyronaught6059
4 жыл бұрын
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11:34 The "novel batteries" bit always kills me "Obviously it means she has no idea how these batteries will actually work, other than the fact that they're going to be running on magic and made in the forest by goblins."
@heavystalin2419
7 ай бұрын
Eh, China's close to a forest anyway
"Instead of hurling abuse at each other, why dont we do the news" Clarkson, whats the difference in all honesty
I can listen to their banter all day.
Judging by the time of the comments posted, this was suddenly in people's recommendations a year after it was uploaded. Whoever wrote KZread's algorithms is a genius.
@frankvandendool882
4 жыл бұрын
These clips are older then the road to rome.
@RoScFan
2 жыл бұрын
It s AI. It wrote itself.
Boris😭😭how little did they know...
@il_reinhard_gaming_li9699
4 жыл бұрын
@azzyclark3860
4 жыл бұрын
yep
watching these 3 talk is more fun than watching new gear
The new Top Gear guys could never recreate this kind of chemistry.😔😔😔
@krishparikh7675
4 жыл бұрын
why are you even watching top gear??... The Grand Tour is where the parties at!!
@daveclarke8913
4 жыл бұрын
@@krishparikh7675 I agree with you.. I was just watching some of the old classic re-runs.🤗🤗🤗
@commanderjonas5528
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I don't think anyone could recreate this kind of chemistry.
I could listen to them all day, for years straight!
@colbyzur4642
2 ай бұрын
I have been since middle school
5:23 Damn that's a high note
I would watch these 3 just waffling all day
12:42 that look! She didnt appreciate that
@itsdan722
2 ай бұрын
Yeah I noticed that as well lol. It was all meant to be light hearted but she clearly got a bit annoyed over it 😂😂
@poilboiler
2 ай бұрын
Given how gross it was, it's no wonder.
@Sh23-hv7sn
Ай бұрын
It's edited you idiots 😂
The Chemistry these three have is nuts they have so much fun together
These three will never be topped
This is frankly very calming
Top Gear back in the day will always be amazing 😂
@TheMacemen
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@dogmannz
4 жыл бұрын
These guys were untouchable, nobody else was even close
Hammond: “It is not going to be spit.”😂
As the fourth doctor once said, what's the point in being a grown up if you can't be childish sometimes?
May-Good News. Clarkson-is it the Dacia Sandero? May-No. Classic Top Gear.
Damn they r so rude 😂 But hilarious That woman was speachless
@adamatch9624
4 жыл бұрын
omar maaita it is not rude
@infidel6728
4 жыл бұрын
I think the woman flashing the tits was quite pleased at the attention.
@elias_xp95
4 жыл бұрын
It's only rude if you are pretentious. To everyone else, it's called banter. - I'm not calling you pretentious btw, just that most people who get 'offended' are pretentious fucks.
@KBC7050
4 жыл бұрын
clarkson is a dickhead, and you'd have to like that about him
@oldskoolraver1079
4 жыл бұрын
This is a prime example of British humor. Irony, dark and sarcastic with a huge amount of selfspot. Shame that due to al this political correctness nonsnse, it will soon be something of the past.
This was probably the best episode of the news ever
I could watch these guys every day
These Three Nutters should take over a show like This Morning and corrupt it into their own image.
In Australia a person can lose their driver’s licence if they are riding a horse drunk
"I want someone to spit in my mouth" 😂😂😂😂 I'm ded
18:41 I want to see Jeremys reaction to the new pm
@kuniosaiki
4 жыл бұрын
XXX_MLG_POTATO_XXX GAMING It appeares to be a chicken stuffed with a fish head. Even so WHY THE FUCK DOES IT FUCKING EXIST!!!
can’t get past jeremy thinking jesus turned bread into fish 😂😂 think you’ve got your miracles confused there babes
@TheMissKizmet
4 жыл бұрын
Jasmine Elanor 😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂😂😂
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
Or, he used a mixed metaphor... or mixed miraclophor... if you will 😂
This is the first time YT reccommended us a good video 😂😂 love those old farts 😂
@ammarsiddiqui1435
4 жыл бұрын
i love these as well so much
I miss the good old days, being young, watching Top Gear, thinking it would go on forever, just like my youth... But now life comes knocking with a reality check, reminding me I'm turning 36, forced to watch, Grand Tour.
@TheMissKizmet
4 жыл бұрын
Wendingo Oof! Yes! 🙌🏼😂🙌🏼 I am feeling your sentiment SOHARD right now; I turned 37 yesterday and I’ve been missing these a lot. Sure a shit, time’s stealthy little witch, isn’t it. The fuck 🤨😂🙌🏼😁
@wendingo
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheMissKizmet indeed it is. I keep hearing that aging means progress and progress means better... And yet, whenever I re-watch one of the outdated, morally indefensible, politically incorrect, offensive to the gereal public TopGear episodes I often catch myself thinking that the current state of affairs sucks! Despite all the cool, modern technology and science we're still getting fatter, slower, more antisocial, stupider and not only we do nothing about this regression we find ways to embrace it! And The Grand Tour, in my opinion, is the single best proof of my sad, depressing opinion on progress and life in general. TopGear was my coping mechanism, bring back the original cast and stop fucking around, BBC!!!
@ilokivi
6 ай бұрын
@@wendingo Alas, contractual obligations and personality clashes have rendered this ambition a mere pipe dream. Next to the slippers and the keys to the Bugatti Veyron.
10:30 I think that blob escaped and took refuge in James’s eye.
In Germany you can lose your driving license for riding a bike drunk, so that you have to ride a bike
The guy in the mobility scooter would never have needed to go to court had it not been for the government needing to receive more of their tax money from fines.
@skywayminicabs6292
4 жыл бұрын
if he is dis-abled he's living on benifits , so how is that the govt being after tax money from fines ? shit for brains , no taxes on stupid
@JowoHD
4 жыл бұрын
this is why I laugh at people who defend the police/government by saying they're doing it to help... had a woman try to explain to me that fining a guy for drifting out of a car meet and being nicked by the unmarked police car hiding in front was okay because he was being unsafe and got within a few metres of hitting someone. she seemed to miss the fact that the police would rather use unmarked cars and make money from people driving unsafely than put marked cars there and actually protect the people. if those people had be hurt by the car the police would've been there and done fuck all because they don't make any money from preventing a crime
@FarmYardGaming
4 жыл бұрын
@@skywayminicabs6292 If you want shit for brains, look at your comment. All I see are pointless spaces and a lack of any capital letters whatsoever. Plus, you've probably liked your own comment. Oh, and it's 'disabled', not 'dis-abled'. Even Autocorrect could do better than that, which is saying something. Go review your own comments before hating on someone else's intelligence.
@gsw8734
7 ай бұрын
You are aware the cost to prosecute someone in court overshadows the money received from fines.
If I get caught cyclings whilst intoxicated here in Switzerland, my drivers license will be revoked. This country makes no sense.
It’s shocking how they’d be arrested for harassment today
12:40 Waw she was uncomfortable after the spitting comment and Hammond immediately jumped into action going over the top to avoid more attention on the awkwardness.
@michaelramsey82
6 ай бұрын
Good for Hammond. Jeremy was being creepy and inappropriate, and Hammond saved it.
@ajf5745
Ай бұрын
@@michaelramsey82 you're just being a softie. It's british humor
@Sh23-hv7sn
Ай бұрын
It's an edited reaction
@beelsmaxime7660
Ай бұрын
@@Sh23-hv7sn that...actually makes a lot of sense.
Why doesn’t this have a billion views?
how to represent regret with cabin lighting?... Hamond you idiot😂😂😂 killed me
"Can you do will young?" 😂😂😂😂 2:27
Sarcasm at it's best, brilliant! :)
In some European countries you can loose your licence when you cycle drunk, even if you don't have a licence you can get a ban or even a time behind the bars.
@chinaman1
4 жыл бұрын
I actually cycled drunk before in Barcelona... In brought daylight. Now I actually feel relieve for not being apprehended for this heinous crime.
@chickenchaser125cc9
4 жыл бұрын
@@chinaman1 I don't think they care in Spain it's too hot
@chinaman1
4 жыл бұрын
@@chickenchaser125cc9 yeah I did it in the summer. I was wobbling all the way home. Almost fell too. But managed to get across the road and parked the bike.
@leahs.1480
4 жыл бұрын
It's the same with horses in the USA which I dont understand. You are literally sitting on top of a vehicle that will not let you hit anything and if well trained will get you home while completely unconcious. It's like getting pulled over for being drunk behind the wheel of a self driving car.
@damedusa5107
4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Chaser 125cc people are killed by accidents with cyclists. So if can affect someone else to that level you really should be in full control. It may seem unlikely but it has and does happen
I just realised that if James May winks at me ı wink back. Weird.
This is when Top Gear was good and worth watching, now it's crap.
@nickc9482
4 жыл бұрын
these fellas made a new show on amazon called the grand tour. check it out
@HeyItsKora
4 жыл бұрын
That’s because you’re watching the wrong show! If you want more of this, watch the Grand Tour. It;s phenomenal.
@i7voskilli560
4 жыл бұрын
The new series has been good
@howardhaimesman1865
4 жыл бұрын
You gotta watch the grand tour
@BarryLetts379
4 жыл бұрын
Grand Tour is very scripted but it's fun to watch
Tonight Richard has a spot James has a eve problem And Jeremy lost his voice
@brendagilson934
7 ай бұрын
Clarkson losing his voice.........now that is good news.
@z-trip5457
7 ай бұрын
@@brendagilson934New Top Gear fanboy spotted
Well you do not need a licence to commandeer a mobility scooter so why they took his licence away is beyond me
These guys are the realist folks on television. I feel like the producers tried to make them into fake TV show hosts but just got punched in the face in response.
ex·cres·cence /ˌikˈskresəns/ noun a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@juliannmnnnm
4 жыл бұрын
ok
@callummclachlan4771
4 жыл бұрын
Them fancy politician words. Designed to fool people into thinking something means something.
@ImpalamansGarage
4 жыл бұрын
Note: I'm not a book worm. Just googled it. lol
@boiledelephant
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Boris was unwittingly talking about James May's eye in the earlier clip.
@noneofyourbusiness4294
4 жыл бұрын
@@callummclachlan4771 I came to the conclusion that he could mean two things. Speed bumps Pot holes Both of which are known to basically everyone. But nope, that idiot had to use a completely unrelated word, that makes literally no sense in context. Him being a politician kinda justifies it though. It's not like you see them very often talking about things they understand.
In Finland it would have been easily determined if it's a car on not. Top speed of 25km/h and its ok, 26-45km/h and it's micro car and 46km/h and up it's regular car.
@jafon9
4 жыл бұрын
What if you had a tank?
@jackass5066
4 жыл бұрын
Then it's a tank duh
I love Jeremy. Imagine today, him saying what he said at 5:55 😂
@sibiris8474
4 жыл бұрын
Its sad how everything just goes to worse over time isnt it?
@pavementfilms2048
4 жыл бұрын
@@sibiris8474 yea :(
@pacodave4885
7 ай бұрын
He has a farm show on Amazon which came out 2021
I miss Sunday nights with these guys on the telly… #bettertimes
Damn and Latvia fallows that rule of drinking and walking :)
I still laugh 😂
watching this in 2023, Jeremy would have been in a lot of trouble :)
@ShannonCarter55
6 ай бұрын
He's currently in trouble because he called Meghan Markle a yacht girl wh*re (which she was since she was a terrible actress and couldn't get gigs elsewhere -- that's why she got her hands on Prince Harry then used the race card to marry him despite being barely 25 percent black). So she played on yachts hired out by people such as Jeffrey Epstein to make money.
Did not expect a reference to Lake Tahoe as i watch this by the lake
Top gear has not been about cars for a long time, it's about these guys playing at being grown-up.
@unknowntm3856
4 жыл бұрын
Magnus Walker well it isn’t mate, as they stopped being the cast in 2015
@JYMAHJAMES
4 жыл бұрын
The reason (old) Top Gear did so well was because it appealed to so many people. Not everybody wants to hear three men drone on about car specs, that's why there were so many female viewers
@frankvandendool882
4 жыл бұрын
You three are idiots. They do very thorough CAR reviews. You just don't WANT to see that part.
@frankvandendool882
4 жыл бұрын
@@JYMAHJAMES Your comment is ridiculous.
@JYMAHJAMES
4 жыл бұрын
@@frankvandendool882 u hate the truth
A Gamorrean guard! LOL!
I agree with clarkson more, the older I get
Awesome vid!
He wasn't drink driving!
As the 1,000,00th viewer I still wanna hear about the Dacia sandero
@jamesengland7461
7 ай бұрын
... it's delayed
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
Oh no~ Anyway...
@FlyingHeadbutt100
7 ай бұрын
My sister bought one, it is a reliable and comfortable car at a competitive price.
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
^ My condolences. It is after all a recycled French ecobox car design 😅 .
About that Indian motorcyclist 7:00 ; I covered a 100 km on a Kawasaki ER6N in Germany without touching any controls. Foots on a safety cage, ass in a seat and I'm leaning on a bags and reading kindle book. Pretty confortable
The woman laughing in the background at 4.32 is very disturbing...
12:43 that bird didnt like that did she 😂
What do trees and plants need to survive??? Anybody??? 😂😂😂
Very good KZread.
the UK is giving florida a run for its money
"Peugeot Partner FAP"... It's a thing..... LOL Google-ing it I just found out theres also a "Peugeot Partner Tepee HDi FAP 110 Ranch" Also there's a "Peugeot Partner Premium Fap HDi 110" That's just horrid....
Those half a minute black screens are awesome! Good job!
@bird3010
4 жыл бұрын
Frank Van Den Dool 😂😂😂
one more question - sorry Does anyone remember which episode it was where they were talking about Blu Tooth in cars? James said something like 'your car's not in the mood it won't connect' - I can't remember but it It was really funny
@ajbro6428
4 жыл бұрын
No I cant remember
@ajbro6428
4 жыл бұрын
And dont be sorry, no one to apologize too... be confident!
19:18 LMFAO
An excrescence is an abnormal growth. So, I suspect that Bozzer basically wanted to remove speed bumps. If I'm right, I'd say that was a great idea, I hate those stupid suspension mashing monstrosities.
ex·cres·cence (noun) a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
...though what Boris - with his 10th dimensional thinking - meant by it, we will never know 😂
What episodes are these on?
how drivers don't fall asleep in circle
1:00 Come to South Africa
Interview language skills
When Jeremy lost his voice i'm sure Hammond was high on the old sniff sniff. He wouldnt shut up or sit still
excrescences a distinct outgrowth on a human or animal body or on a plant, especially one that is the result of disease or abnormality.
Boris Johnson speaking Latin? The media never reported on that part of his time as Prime Minister. (I don’t really have any hate towards him. He wasn’t the most efficient PM we’ve had, but at least he was a laugh).
@TheVicar
2 ай бұрын
We need serious people running countries. Not clowns
16:12 Nice patern on the leather jacket . Anyone know the name or even just the firm of it :D ?
And Now Boris Johnson is your Prime Minister...
@tong_levin
4 жыл бұрын
No no, you can feel save, still we have shittier government in Poland. You can sleep well lol
@jimtaylor294
7 ай бұрын
Not anymore he isn't 😂 . We've had a wet lettuce since, who's been booted by the runner up nobody wanted nor will ever vote for 😂
Aww, Hammond was till young enough to be hiding zits with makeup.
What is the idea behind small cars aiding with traffic, or rather lessening it? It just means you can fit more idiots who have no idea where they're going on the same congested road at the same time.
@ianmontgomery7213
4 жыл бұрын
In Shenzhen they worked out that if every registered vehicle tried to occupy the city roads at the same time then there would not be enough room for them.
@meusana3681
4 жыл бұрын
@@ianmontgomery7213 Deregister half the vehicles in China. Problem solved.
@ianmontgomery7213
4 жыл бұрын
@@meusana3681 a lot of them are commercial vehicles which are needed but i do agree that less cars would be one solution even if not a practical one.
@meusana3681
4 жыл бұрын
@@ianmontgomery7213 Nah I was being satirical. My point was more in lines of the roads not being able to handle the population regardless of the size of the car. I'm not claiming to have a solution to traffic, cuz I don't think there is a single solution that will fix it all.
@ianmontgomery7213
4 жыл бұрын
@@meusana3681 They way they control the number of cars in Shenzhen is by auctioning of registration plate. As more cars get on the road then the price goes up. It is currently around USD14K.
Ha ha Jeremy the romans did not use the letter w at 20:09 Great video
@coldzero8584
4 жыл бұрын
That's just reading out the rest of the postcode, the letters.
excrescence plural noun: excrescences a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality. "the males often have a strange excrescence on the tip of the snout" Similar: growth lump swelling an unattractive or superfluous object or feature. "the building is a sixties excrescence foisted on an otherwise flawless street" Similar: eyesore blot on the landscape monstrosity There you go folks
18:24 BBC Top Gear II VII Woodus Lane, Londonium, near Colchester, WXIIVIITS
In Germany we have something similar German logic is when you have to drive your bicycle home from work because the police took your drivers licence because you were drunk while driving on your bicycle
@yaniggasteve2497
Ай бұрын
Most german thing ever that's brilliant
Its ALL about the fine money for them! Nothin else!
Also here for the random pop-up drom KZread...
"Traffic throttling excrescences" aka speed humps.
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What’s the climate change ‘novel batteries’ called again?? can’t find her
LMFAO 😂
Let's be fair. She's quite attractive.
....stop looking at my eye.
Love them being confused on how Electric cars could be viable back then, to now where we're about to go down the cliff into massive change.
@jediknight1294
4 жыл бұрын
Still not actually viable. If you account for how electricity is generated teslas end up with a 20mpg stat in parts of the UK.
@pacodave4885
7 ай бұрын
@@jediknight1294UK is slowly becoming a failed state. Not a great example for where you'd see advanced clean energy infrastructure, or the next generation of cars.
@jediknight1294
7 ай бұрын
@@pacodave4885 electric cars aren't viable end of, that's the point. We are a faili. G state because of years of a devolved government system. That doesn't work stopping g things lime building nuke power to feed the entire network (thanks Scotland) the labour governments refusal to help private I dustry roll out hydrogen and a few other things
@gsw8734
7 ай бұрын
@@pacodave4885How is the UK a failed state?
8:43 Anyways look, this is the Citroen Hitler