"I went on the internet and I found this" has meme potential

@pedroguirao418

3 жыл бұрын

Anyways...

@suprchrgr70

3 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly surprised it hasn't been yet

@HwardSalt

3 жыл бұрын

Nice name

@AshaSara

3 жыл бұрын

@@HwardSalt thanks! You too lol

@iambenjaminwild

3 жыл бұрын

Anything Clarkson says had meme potential

Jeremy is the world's oldest child

@atarvhegde5210

3 жыл бұрын

Lol..

@atarvhegde5210

3 жыл бұрын

Wish he didn't punch the producer

@markorollo.

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, as someone approaching their sort of ages, were all overgrown children

@kurtsudheim825

3 жыл бұрын

It's at least one thing I'll always give him: he admitted he's an 8 yr old

@reinis2536

3 жыл бұрын

Second oldest is James May

Clarkson: I went on the Internet Hammond and May: *C O N C E R N*

@debillington9239

3 жыл бұрын

Am I legally allowed to ruin the 696 likes I see here?

@johnwhite7700

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh no"

@val6291

3 жыл бұрын

_"Anyway, last week..."_

@spetsnatzlegion3366

3 жыл бұрын

Legitimate concern. Very legitimate concern

@bucktheduckk

3 жыл бұрын

P A N I C K

Lil sneak peak what was there - one of those shock-pics was showing a guy sticking his willy in exhaust pipe. Source - relative of mine was in audience during recording of one of episodes.

@CookieTheSmolFox

3 жыл бұрын

Why was I expecting that?

@josephstalin7353

3 жыл бұрын

That is a man of focus, commitment, and Sheer will.

@vierundfuenfzig54

3 жыл бұрын

willy and bollocks torture

@yeshnavale

3 жыл бұрын

@@vierundfuenfzig54 from en.wikipedia.org

@pequod4557

3 жыл бұрын

HOME RESONANCE. A MAN OF CULTURE I SEE

"It is just PURE pornography." - Jeremy Clarkson

@megarayquaza2240

4 жыл бұрын

*Pans over to the picture which is a silver convertible Alfa Romeo

@fatbor2078

4 жыл бұрын

As opposed to IMPURE pornography

@georgethomson2797

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that as That came on

@33thdegreescottishrite16

3 жыл бұрын

Yay !!!! Everything is porn...the rest is food...

@georgethomson2797

3 жыл бұрын

Fat Bor and a HARD top

"So I went on the internet, and I found this..." has the same energy as "So a guy walks into a bar..."

@CookieTheSmolFox

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@FrogsGD

3 жыл бұрын

And a bench, and a chair

@lenniebrown5961

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like oh no but carry on 😂😂

Imagine if these 3 people still on Top Gear today in 2020... Jeremy Clarkson: "I Went On The Internet, And I Found This..." *Shows Bottom Gear memes

@Mr-Trox

3 жыл бұрын

'Erry nice.

@roys.1889

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Trox shattap jams

@IwillCommentOnYourVideo

3 жыл бұрын

I wish this could happen

@Chris_Cross

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that's what I thought it was going to be.

@yogipratama3583

3 жыл бұрын

@@roys.1889 don't care m8

"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" and now she has released a documentery about how her whole persona was faked. Richard you're a god damn smart hamster

@user-xe9mb9if4h

3 жыл бұрын

I edited this because he fixed his typo

@afrizaldaniswaraali8980

3 жыл бұрын

What's the name of the documentary?

@morrigen3

3 жыл бұрын

@@afrizaldaniswaraali8980 one night in Paris is the name of the documentary.

@10BlackApple

3 жыл бұрын

@@morrigen3 lmao a one nightstand with paris

@Zexrea

3 жыл бұрын

I only liked this to be the 300th like...

What I find funniest is that Jeremy Clarkson, whom everyone and their mother just love to bash as a 'sexist, racist, everything-phobic bigot', is complaining about female racing drivers being sexualized.

@DaDARKPass

3 жыл бұрын

well yeah, that's the problem. Sometimes he's a piece of shit and other times he's saying a good point.

@YISTECH

3 жыл бұрын

DaDARKPass imo that’s what makes him funny. I love him. Humour like this does not exist anymore

@DaDARKPass

3 жыл бұрын

@@YISTECH Go to the grand tour.

@YISTECH

3 жыл бұрын

DaDARKPass yeah and I watched the entire thing bruh. I’m rewatching top gear now.

@YISTECH

3 жыл бұрын

DaDARKPass also the grand tour and top gear DONT feel the same

That moment when Jeremy scrolls down and sees James May... LMAO

@fusevlogs8820

8 жыл бұрын

I was exp expecting it to be Justin biber

@dawsonjorgensen3521

8 жыл бұрын

+Piyush Gautam justin biebers dick XD

@Maveriks1010

8 жыл бұрын

+Ernest Chui™ (ernestcmh) he made that page...

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

8 жыл бұрын

+dawson jorgensen what dick?

@dawsonjorgensen3521

8 жыл бұрын

justin biebers dick

Let's be honest. If someone we know suddenly say "i went on the internet, and i found this.." we'll be concerned even by today standards

@GabbieTheFox

3 жыл бұрын

I mean there's entire subreddits for things that could fit in this meme... r/cursedcomments, r/blursedimages, r/TiHi, r/NoahGetTheBoat or for something more niche there's r/FurryIRL and r/yiffinhell. :P

@RayTC

3 жыл бұрын

@@GabbieTheFox i pity your neighbours' dog.

@SF-pq3sq

3 жыл бұрын

Especially by todays standards.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CrazyPanda688

3 жыл бұрын

I went on the internet today, and I found this A 56th gender 😂

@thecircleoft.e.d2121

2 жыл бұрын

*shudders* Fortnite compilations! The utter horror!

RIP Sabine Schmitz. 🙏🙏

@jamessveinsson6006

3 жыл бұрын

I went on the Internet and found this... Nonstop videos of Sabine

@challenger2031

3 жыл бұрын

🙏🙏🙏

@stephenord3403

2 жыл бұрын

Agree, bless Sabine

@artyb27

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, she died? 😯

@challenger2031

2 жыл бұрын

@@artyb27 sadly mate yeah 😥

I want to see those pictures to know what's all the shocking laughter about.

@krashd

10 жыл бұрын

I agree, by leaving out the pictures they are leaving out the punchline of the joke :/

@FlinckShinesOn

10 жыл бұрын

That's the sole reason I'm pushing dislike on this video. As a viewer I feel incredbly left out everytime and it's, to me, the most frustrating to be forced to look at. This is my SECOND video I have EVER decided to push dislike on. Be it murder on animals or really annoying youtube-boob-reply-girls - I ignore it but THIS is pain, torture and really inconsiderate. I don't care if he showed porn on that screen - Don't make this kind of show if you can't handle the tv-audience being part of it.

@andrewshaw1571

10 жыл бұрын

Raen Boow i think i disagree. i dont see how the fact that the actual images cant be broadcast, subtracts from the joke. yes the shock comedy value isnt felt by the audience, instead we are treated to watching other peoples reactions to shock comedy, a different and still legitimate form of entertainment. arent there plenty of youtube videos with loads of views, of peoples reactions to things like 2 girls 1 cup or game of thrones? with those, if you havent seen them,or had it explained to you, you wont understand them, with this the content of the pictures doesnt need to be explained, almost everyone has a good guess of what the joke is, maybe small children dont but jokes slipping through for the adult audience to go over the heads of younger viewers are something of an art form in television arent they? So you can enjoy peoples reactions without needing to see the pictures themselves, would you prefer they simply edited it out? cut that bit from the broadcast. its something thats common in television so its not something they couldnt do. i think it has comical value, regardless of the fact that the effect is different for the tv audience than the live audience.

@Caffeinated-DaVinci

10 жыл бұрын

So I found out for a fact that the gag on season 11 episode 1 was a man with his penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Nobody really knows anything about the other episodes. I've heard from one (unconfirmed) source that episode 3's gag was a female racing driver with her breasts exposed.

@6Metal6militA6

10 жыл бұрын

Raen Boow Well the reason they are doing it isn't to screw with you, it's because the BBC are babies and the show would get pulled if they actually showed you what was on the screen. This is just the best they can do.

That's great banter, it really is.

@CameronMaltwood

9 жыл бұрын

Paolo O.o I was watching that video and KZread automatically played this one next. Coincidence? I think not.

@johnmarston8962

9 жыл бұрын

Paolo O.o Everything on Top Gear is good banter.

@Whoami691

9 жыл бұрын

John Marston Was* :'(

@johnmarston8962

9 жыл бұрын

Whoami691 Don't remind me please...

@hoslayer1125

8 жыл бұрын

Paolo O.o Destroyed by the do - gooders and politically correct. It happened a few years ago with British comedy, the professionally offended are now our masters..........and if you dare disagree i shall rant on BBC news whilst wearing a bowl of fruit and my living room curtains.

"What if Paris Hilton was intelligent" 13years later on the grand tour...

@eliasmg9144

3 жыл бұрын

What happened?

@bri5033

3 жыл бұрын

@@eliasmg9144 Everybody died

@eliasmg9144

3 жыл бұрын

@@bri5033 oh no, anyway

@zathary564

3 жыл бұрын

@George Saddington no, george, it means shes not coming

Clarkson: "I went on the internet, and I found this!" The Internet: "Sector N12. Enhance. Enhance."

I would watch a show with just Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, a monitor, and an audience with just all three talking and making jokes like this for 20 minutes straight. I would be entertained the entire time.

@navy__8430

6 жыл бұрын

YosemiteSam30 Do you mean the Grand tour

@armands3153

5 жыл бұрын

@@navy__8430 Not anymore... ;( The news/conversation street were my favourite bits of the shows.

@alienworm1999

4 жыл бұрын

so... top gear episodes that aren't just the specials?

@eracer166

4 жыл бұрын

Dude they have a youtube channel where they do that.

@jamie8037

3 жыл бұрын

@@eracer166 what!?!

"We need some sophistication here, let's call the Australians." - Cannot stop laughing xD.

@martinXY

3 жыл бұрын

That's us, alright. More sophisticated that Americans, less sophisticated than pretty much everyone else :-)

@aregularperson7453

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinXY saying your more sophisticated than an american is like saying the sky is blue. Its kinda hard to _not_ be more sophisticated. I know, i'm american.

@ifeelcoke4347

3 жыл бұрын

@@aregularperson7453 yeah but as an Asian I could say that Australia is really the most sophisticated country when it comes to engineering

@aregularperson7453

3 жыл бұрын

@@ifeelcoke4347 fair

@candle9191

3 жыл бұрын

@@aregularperson7453 nothing as good as a person who can take a joke. Except for stuff Jeremy finds on the internet obviously.

3:46 “Oh God”. Exactly.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

"It is just PURE pornography." -Jeremy Clarkson, 200X

“The Americans are good at herding bison. The End.” Can I get that on a T-shirt please?

@Hotspur37

3 жыл бұрын

technically they almost most Fd that up and its taken about 100 years for bison to repopulate the plains

@RWZiggy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hotspur37 they're just upholstered beef anyway

@thesuperintendent4290

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dylan_Sterling Ok fine but are you going to hurry up! Or are you going to FIRE a SPIT at me! Get in the MUSTANG and don't MESSERSCHMITT and watch out for a MOSQUITO, thank God were going to LANCASTER then were going to HALIFAX just after the HURRICANE ends there.

@jacksonmeads1161

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dylan_Sterling the raptor is one of the best fighter jets we have though? Correct? So is the f35

@jacksonmeads1161

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesuperintendent4290 you good?

Someone needs to invent the zoom and enhance thing you see in spy movies all the time because this is just infuriating.

@shriharihudli8596

9 жыл бұрын

Completely agree. I wanna know what everyone was laughing about!

@dogwitheyebrows123

9 жыл бұрын

It's tail pipe man google at your own risk

@maxandsyd14

9 жыл бұрын

***** And it is?

@FPSGHoST808

9 жыл бұрын

tailpipe man

@WatchJojo

9 жыл бұрын

***** it's not like you've seen anything worse, like horses fucking according to your profile picture.

some say.. he is still on the internet!

@JoaoPaulo-xk4su

5 жыл бұрын

And he found all of this

@AnimationAirlines

4 жыл бұрын

some say.. he is irrelevant

@buzzytrombone4353

4 жыл бұрын

Animation Airlines And he’s found nothing funny

@Athenstrainman

4 жыл бұрын

Youporn

@nicholasbenge2596

4 жыл бұрын

God help us all

Plot twist, each first image we never saw said "Audience: Laugh loud"

I think the unseen picture for the "oversexualised women in racing" discussion was NSFW fanart of a fem!Stig

@yeoldeseawitch

3 жыл бұрын

why does fem!stig sound like an undertale au.

@bravo6959

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeoldeseawitch Damn I didn’t know an Osean ace liked Top Gear

@airbornewarningandcontrols396

2 жыл бұрын

@@bravo6959 maybe pilots like cars too

@Bretaxy

2 жыл бұрын

Course not

@the8bitclicker_193

2 жыл бұрын

@Zoomer Waffen lol nothing about this comment is even related to anime, he only said fem!Stig and even that you could take it that it came from undertale or something And no, watching anime =/= weeb

"Americans are only good for herding bison" LOL

@korrekonne

8 жыл бұрын

The Mad Quacker to bad america was invaded by the british in the first place

@coryjones4920

8 жыл бұрын

Lol until the American Revolution that is....

@edwardbateman3065

8 жыл бұрын

Cory Jones and then the war of 1812 that you all think you won for some reason which was the last time we had a war against each other. Assuming you're american

@bnipmnaa

8 жыл бұрын

Edward Bateman IIRC the only war the americans managed to win without help was the American Civil War...

@coryjones4920

8 жыл бұрын

Don't get so butthurt about the past... just bow down to the greatest country in the whole world. Merica

RIP Top Gear 2002-2015

@pwnzlikeme

7 жыл бұрын

Alex Mallinson stated in 1977 but.uknow

@madafaka3075

7 жыл бұрын

but the Top Gear version that we all know and love started in 2002.

0:57 That girl's expression in the background sums it up

@darkknight1193

3 жыл бұрын

9 years later, I'm still trying to find what did he showed them, since everyone was in shock xD

@theslenderfox

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkknight1193 most likely porn

@CookieTheSmolFox

3 жыл бұрын

@@theslenderfox most likely? It was porn, we all know that. We just want to know what exactly was there.

@moottori_paa

3 жыл бұрын

i.imgur.com/nUrcYgt.mp4 priceless

@Jirudoggu

3 жыл бұрын

big pog

"I'm not sure what I'm less of, a woman or a racing driver" "Well let's be honest you've dabbled with being both"

2:31 WAS THE TAILPIPE MAN

@Boskov01

3 жыл бұрын

How do you know? *smug face*

@Aeolous1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Boskov01 could easily infer from the colors of the pixels

@candle9191

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aeolous1 and well the disgust in Hammond and May's faces.

@Veijo33

3 жыл бұрын

Also 4:22

@romulas-cushmanproject3273

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you can totally tell by the 23 pixels

I went on the internet and I found this...

@shriharihudli8596

9 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@PendellTheEnigmaUKZz

9 жыл бұрын

This comments had so many more +1's since his firing xD

@PendellTheEnigmaUKZz

9 жыл бұрын

JakeTV i found a god named Jake :o

@nicosmind3

6 жыл бұрын

JakeTV No James May. Talk about disappointing

@watermalone5782

5 жыл бұрын

I went on the internet this week and I found this 8=======D

"I went on the internet and I found this" Welcome to Bottom Gear m8s

@toshkokanzas

3 жыл бұрын

Weed Car Feet *BOTTOM GEAR*

@Your_username_

3 жыл бұрын

Roight propa memeing innit lads?

@emPtysp4ce

3 жыл бұрын

tonight on medium gear i abandon a prostitute in the sahara hammond eats a lightbulb and james restarts the troubles

@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555

2 жыл бұрын

Bo'om gear, mates.

@scsutton1

2 жыл бұрын

'Ery noice.

“I went on the internet and I found this...” -Hammond’s brief moment of panic

These lads are simply irreplaceable. This is an unfortunate end to a memorable era. RIP Top Gear 2002-2015

“A tanning salon I have no idea Richard what’s that” 😂😂

As a lifelong car girl, Jeremy’s talk about female racing drivers is amongst the most sensible things he’s ever said. Fortunately things do seem to be improving since, but it is still an issue even now that in the car community seems rather overlooked.

@S500-

9 ай бұрын

This is not first jeremy Said many Things Sensible

@puppergump4117

8 ай бұрын

Well I don't get it. Logically either women suck at driving or those races have some problems of their own, why else would they not include women and guarantee more people watch the show? Could also be women get hurt easier but that's what waivers are for right?

@KaygeeFromNanotrasen

7 ай бұрын

jeremy was just ahead of his time

@QUARTERMASTEREMI6

6 ай бұрын

As a fellow car girl, I couldn't agree more! 🤔

@ian1231100

6 ай бұрын

Sabine Schmitz has entered the chat. RIP to the Queen of the 'Ring.

10 years, and I still have no idea what he found on the internet.

@thesuperintendent4290

3 жыл бұрын

Simple answer one was a guy sticking his dick into a exhaust pipe of a car. And the others KZread would murder me in my sleep if I told you.

@Umz15824

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesuperintendent4290 which means you don't know either lol

@thesuperintendent4290

2 жыл бұрын

@@Umz15824 I do know what it is... Jeremy Clarkson told it on a TV show years ago.

@arya6085

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesuperintendent4290 well then tell me asshole my curiosity is killing me

@thekunninglinguist2397

Жыл бұрын

Tail Pipe Man

5:56 I'm American, and I take offense to that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my pet Bison from the groomer.

@jimtaylor294

4 жыл бұрын

Some Canadian: "We have Moose :D ."

@x-90

4 жыл бұрын

I’m offense and I find this American

@terrorfire8505

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad people have a excellent sense of humour LMAO

@cheesuschrist8248

3 жыл бұрын

i like americans who can take british jokes without being stupidly offended

@agma

3 жыл бұрын

Aang?

RIP Top Gear 2k15 Will be missed

@jadodavo

6 жыл бұрын

I'm EvaL grand tour no

@soulax4366

5 жыл бұрын

Joël van Twillert why not

@watermalone5782

5 жыл бұрын

@@joelvantwillert the NBA games? They make new games with "2k18" names.

@gigaatom

5 жыл бұрын

Joël van Twillert you have a point but dial it down a bit Christ

@senseispud2197

4 жыл бұрын

It died with Jezza punching the producer

Clarkson: I went on the Internet, and I found this Audience: intense laughter Me: What? WHAT? SHOW ME! I can't see shit!

@jeremyhogg3216

3 жыл бұрын

Its because its always something they cant show on public television, so they just never let the cameras see it

@kurtsudheim825

3 жыл бұрын

Because it's over 18, or at least not cold friendly stuff

@tranz2deep

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandyc7250 The problem was aside from that last one, it was the rule34 version of car porn!

@franciosdeaeruiu7555

3 жыл бұрын

*Thats the joke*

@yellowood252

3 жыл бұрын

A picture of a man in women's lingerie making love to the tail pipe of a Range Rover is shown in multiple episodes. Once you've seen the image, you can tell it's what's being shown on the blurry TV's at times like 2:31

I was asleep when I dreamt this: This was apparently a special episode of Top Gear, where Jeremy, Richard and James were all given an interesting challenge, to build a time machine and prove that it works. (This was clearly an April fools special or something by the way). Jeremy’s time machine looked like the Peel P 50 with a TV Antenna taped on top. Richard’s looked like the car from Back To The Future but instead of a Delorean it was Oliver, and James’ time machine looked like an oversized block of cheese. The they all went to specific points of time, On Jeremy, it shows him in Dinosaur times, and he’s hosting an auction at a podium, with a bunch of dinosaurs standing in front of him and raising paddles when Jeremy calls out the prices (I don’t really know how auctions work). When he says SOLD!, it reveals he is selling a Ford Focus to a person in one of those funny T-Rex costumes, to which he hands the car keys to and it gets into the car and immediate drives into huge canyon, to which Jeremy says: “I guess we must’ve been in ancient China” and goes back into his “time machine” On Richard’s, he travels to a few years ago to prevent himself from having his terrible crash, but it’s all played out like Darth Vader talking to the Cafeteria worker in Eddie Izzard’s Death Star Canteen sketch, where future Hammond is desperate and furious while past Hammond is confused and oblivious. After Hammond eventually thinks he succeeds in warning his past self about doing this, he proudly renters his time machine. James’ was the funniest in my opinion, because it was the shortest and had my favourite joke (even though I technically created it). After Hammond goes back to present day, we hear James’ voice say: “Meanwhile, I was changing history for the better” when it cuts to him standing in some filthy shack with a man from the Middle Ages writing in a book next to him. James is then saying “No, don’t call them Testicles, that’s just rude to people who have that as a last name! Call them Clarksons instead!” To which the man writing the book immediately writes down, and James goes back into his cheese block time machine. When they arrive back in present day, the changes they made are then present. Every car in the studio and outside is a Ford Focus, Hammond still has memories of his crash and his hospitalisation (to which he has a miniature mental breakdown over) and finally, to top the episode off, Jeremy signs off by saying: “Well then, I’m Jeremy Testicles, and this has been a special episode of Top Gear!” And then James bursts out laughing, making Jeremy question why he laughed, to which James simply shrugged it off. Man I wish this could’ve been a real episode.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely beautiful, though I do feel bad for Hammond in your dream. I imagine if that was an actual episode, there'd be an unscripted scene with Jeremy and James comforting him

@RealMailou

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit thats great

@botbuster8841

Жыл бұрын

tonight on botton gear: i go back in time to sell a ford focus richard goes back in time to stop himself crashing and james goes back in time with a cheese to change my last name

@PneumatinisPlaktukas15

Жыл бұрын

This is brilliant lmao.

@uzijn

9 ай бұрын

As opposed to awake when you dreamt it?

I miss Top Gear :(.

@nicolasvaleije9948

8 жыл бұрын

vwscully not only you!

@Random-bj3gf

8 жыл бұрын

+vwscully waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@jamboy1686

6 жыл бұрын

there back on amazon prime tho

@-Tidgy

5 жыл бұрын

I miss it but grand tour is good cos they have bigger budget, but yeah it still doesn't feel the same

@shuabugay

5 жыл бұрын

Yes thank you!

This is a great segment. R.I.P. the best car show..... ....in the world.

Gotta love Richard. Always trying to find the positive in topics/subjects that are horrendous

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I imagine that might have partially come about due to the accidents the poor guy has found himself in

Hammonds asking Jezza if he's been on the internet again is one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I have no idea why

0:51 This was about to happen: -Great news! -What? -The Dacia Sandero is almost here! -When? -Next year! -Great! Now the Toyota Urban Cruiser...

@ericmario7

4 жыл бұрын

So what it is whit thea Dacia Sandero?

@RedJLP

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericmario7 It's been a running gag that May is pretty much infatuated with the car and has been since Season 11, but whenever he brings up news about it, Clarkson immediately shuts him down. If you want more examples of such, I went on the Internet the other day and I found this: kzread.info/dash/bejne/c2thmbKsaKi9ns4.html

James May "Wooooooow" LMAO.

‘I went on the internet this week...’ *Oh God*

The part where clarkson talks about the hypersexualisation of f1 women pilot this was probably the most féministe thing he ever said

@archivehans

3 жыл бұрын

And he is fucking right

@Zack_410

3 жыл бұрын

He ain't wrong

@michaelkeaton5394

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zack_410 never said he was, ans i agree with him...

@cvspvr

3 жыл бұрын

i'm proud of him, considering he's the one who gets the most hate for being sexist/racist/etc. out of the three

@JazzKazoo0930

2 жыл бұрын

He's absolutely right

Kimi Räikkönen in a red bikini xD Absolutely brilliant!

@KoeSeer

8 жыл бұрын

TheArzonite And James May in 10th rank as the sexiest female racer.

@howardsmith9342

5 жыл бұрын

Are you sure that wasn't Danica Patrick?

@Teknas89

5 жыл бұрын

Bwoah!

@l1ghtg30gd7

5 жыл бұрын

TheArzonite then Jeremy learns how to use photoshop, uh oh

@aydankhaliq2967

4 жыл бұрын

With a Ferrari logo on the top

2:12 "Richard what's that?"😂😂😂

Today I went on the internet and found this "Tonight on bottom gear"

“We need some sophistication lets call the Australians “ Around the same yime Starbucks failed miserably to launch in Australia as the locals were to sophisticated for American coffee As an Australian i find this completely hilarious

@obiwankenobi1608

3 жыл бұрын

As an American I do as well.

@brassholio

3 жыл бұрын

I'm an Australian who doesn't drink coffee, but I've found that a lot of my friends and colleagues who do are real snobs about it.

@fakeandgay9592

2 жыл бұрын

I believe starbucks only took off in Melbourne, coincidentally in the state known as Australia’s California

@lesvernornvienas8232

2 жыл бұрын

@@fakeandgay9592 of Melbourne is 100% Australias California but most Australians are complete coffee snobs. like "add the shot to my long black after the water to not dissipate the creamer" level of a coffee snob in a small country town

@kingt0295

2 жыл бұрын

@@fakeandgay9592 California with some of the most boring beaches in Australia, every other states stomps em

I love Richard's and James's reactions to Jeremy's internet finds. Absolutely hilarious!

0:04 That's the best sound Richard has ever made

Can we just say that, in case this wasn't scripted, Jeremy reacted excellently to "I work at a tanning salon". Like, it fits his character, is actually hilarious and it was some brilliant quick thinking on his part.

@TheChzoronzon

2 жыл бұрын

All of them are pretty quick witted

@namenamename390

9 ай бұрын

@@chaoticneutral6288 for the record, I'm not American.

@SanctusPaulus1962

7 ай бұрын

​@@namenamename390 Congratulations?

@namenamename390

7 ай бұрын

@@SanctusPaulus1962 I was replying to a comment that's now been deleted. IIRC it was saying something like I must be American since only Americans could be amazed by such simple humor.

@SanctusPaulus1962

7 ай бұрын

@@namenamename390 Oh. I thought you were just randomly showing appreciation that you aren't American. Which, I mean... fair enough.

Jeremy is oddly progressive and forward thinking at 1:38 onwards. Looking back on this now as an adult is rather interesting.

@PouLS

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, it caught me off guard.

@Sh23-hv7sn

4 ай бұрын

​@@PouLS jezza says stuff he knows will get attention. He's a good bloke deep down

I love the callback to this in a later season, “I went on the internet this week…” “I thought you’d stopped doing that!”

wish we knew what pics they were looking at

@KiloByte72

9 жыл бұрын

No you don't!

@midnightbluenoz

9 жыл бұрын

yeeah, yeah i do.

@frankhomer9323

9 жыл бұрын

Agenericyoutuber We know what he saw, Hamond and Captain Slow, naked, in the back seat of a Bentley.

@Gravydog316

9 жыл бұрын

Trust me--you DO NOT want to see those images!!! :-/

@natebarry5553

9 жыл бұрын

Its a man that shoved his co*k in the tailpipe of a range rover

And then Paris Hilton came out saying that she is actually smart and that she was playing a character the whole time

@jamespfitz

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@StormDogg

2 жыл бұрын

A character for who?? Her fan?

@m1co294

2 жыл бұрын

She bought an LFA, and then sold it. Yeah, she obviously isn't.

I love how proud Jeremy always is

i wna see the pictures. stop starving me :(

@EpicPearKick

10 жыл бұрын

Search for tailpipe guy :D!

@usynnstradler

10 жыл бұрын

EpicPearKick lool

@VikingPotatoes

10 жыл бұрын

EpicPearKick WTF XD

@Pingslin

10 жыл бұрын

how are you starving

@MultiChrisjb

10 жыл бұрын

Pingslin They are withholding information... Entertaining information that humans crave.

"luckiest man alive" indeed oO

@RazorSharp75426

7 жыл бұрын

almost on the edge of the cliff

@jonfurse3931

4 жыл бұрын

That was near my hometown. I distinctly remember when that happened.

@NaehwarAenglande

4 жыл бұрын

imagine being in that situation

This is really funny, entertaining and car-related stuff. I genuinely enjoy this so much more than The Grand Tour format.

“A picture of Paris Hilton and she turns on to be intelligent” wow Hammond was right all along

@Michael.Koulibaly

3 жыл бұрын

Mate, i was hoping someone would mention Paris here

2:19 - The sad part is... he's right... The sadder part is that ANY female in the racing community gets bashed for literally no reason...

@timesweeper9778

4 жыл бұрын

"You're only a pro racing driver because you're a woman REEEEEEEEEEEE..."

Jeremy: Did you know you're the sort of person I could show a picture of Paris Hilton, and you'd say "But what if she turns out to be intelligent?" Richard: But what if she did!? Richard, is that a rhetorical question? Please tell me it is.

@MGR99

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't they have her on The Grand Tour?

@oggabob

3 жыл бұрын

5 years later we find out she’s putting it on

“Americans are good at herding bison, THE END.” I mean, He’s not wrong

@NathanaelKeller

3 жыл бұрын

Well they kinda let them all die, so no.

@Your_username_

3 жыл бұрын

@@NathanaelKeller oh no

@starwarsfan9022

3 жыл бұрын

@@Your_username_ Anyway.

@pleasedisregardthefollowin5568

3 жыл бұрын

Damn i must have been seeing ghosts when i went to yellowstone.

@thesenate9564

3 жыл бұрын

Yellowstone is a protected national park and reserve sp of bison are there. Everywhere they used to be they're all gone pretty much

Ahahaha. I'm so glad Amazon picked these 3 up after the BBC fired them. Lets hope for 15 seasons of Grand Tour. :)

@jet9297

3 жыл бұрын

No they fired clarkson, the other left coz they believed they come together as a set. I doubt there’ll be 15 seasons in the grand tour. The three of them are getting old. Hammond is 50 now

@adventure_F0x

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck 15 seasons of the grand tour it’s just butchered top gear We want 15 seasons of clarksons farm

so I went on the internet and I found This.

This is the kinda banter we will miss

_"I went on the internet this week and I found this!"_ *cut to random lewd content*

"Hammond, the Americans are good at herding bison." Oh, please. We're also good at showing up to world wars 2 years late!

@thecircleoft.e.d2121

2 жыл бұрын

As well as butchering the english language, driving on the wrong side of the road, being arrogant, thinking a rugby ball is a football (and that football is mostly played with your hands), the list is infinite.

@ladywaffle2210

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 The modern British accent evolved among the upper class as a symbol of status, while the original British accent is the current American accent. Fun fact! The others... yeah.

@simondean6359

2 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget that they are still using Imperial units of measures! Why?

@TheAlmightyToaster01

2 жыл бұрын

@@simondean6359 capitalism

@TheAlmightyToaster01

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecircleoft.e.d2121 you say wrong side, but most of the world agrees with us that you drive on the right side

5:29 ''its the new chevy camaro'' Jesus Christ, sometimes I forget the show its almost 20 years old

I just liked because of James May´s appearance in 3:20

The way Jeremy smiles triumphantly while the others cringe... 🤣😂

He always looks so proud of himself when showing the smut

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, you can tell he likes making people squirm

0:04 wUOW, HODZnyEH!

A car as well equipped as a Romanian jail... I died.

We may never truly know what he really found on the internet

2:25 I love Hammonds reaction right here

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Considering the image that was shown, I bet Hammond regrets asking Clarkson if he went on the Internet again

Crazy how many Americans don't understand British humour, they aren't being serious, it's just a joke! They're exaggerating for comedic effect. Jeremy actually likes American cars, he had Ford GT! We make fun of our own cars too if you look at the British Leyland episode for example.

@LooksLegitBro

9 жыл бұрын

He reviews a Cadillac like its supposed to be a race car, makes fun of American cars because they "cant turn" even though Americans have discovered the most basic principle that "the fastest way from point A to point B is in a straight line" and 90% of American streets are grids and highways, and even in this case he mocks a car simply because its made in the united states.

@andycoombes

9 жыл бұрын

LooksLegitBro Have you not heard the way he mocks brit cars?

@Kneedragon1962

9 жыл бұрын

But British Leyland need to be made fun of. It's like leaving the stake in the body, when you bury a vampire. You want to make sure it stays dead...

@MindstormXL

9 жыл бұрын

Kneedragon1962 Didn't they do a whole episode on BL.

@Kneedragon1962

9 жыл бұрын

MindstormXL Yes, they did. Sometimes I agree with them and sometimes I don't. That time, I was clapping and whistling.

Get Jezza back on the air!!

@silverscreenreviews8521

8 жыл бұрын

***** Very true, I guess you cant have an opinion anymore?

@AthelWah

8 жыл бұрын

Logan Mcintyre Oi

@jakemcs1095

8 жыл бұрын

+Kronik Nugget point proven!

@jakemcs1095

8 жыл бұрын

+Kronik Nugget You don't stop do you? You need to grow up mate.

@jakemcs1095

8 жыл бұрын

+Kronik Nugget This is a good video. We don't need to argue about nothing. life is too short.

Love Richard's verbal response to the first "I went on the internet...."😆

I'm very curious on Clarkson internet history.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Peronally, I'd leave it alone. Even the FBI and CIA wouldn't cross it

"Do you know, you are a sort of person I can show you a picture of Paris Hilton and you'd say: What if she turns out to be intelligent?" LOL :D :D :D :D :D

I love this guys man they worked together for 20 years and they know each other more then anyone

"Have you been on the internet again" lol

Does anyone else laugh harder each time he shows the same picture? :P

The Falcon and the Commodore were entirely Australian designs. They were then converted for the international market and in the case of the Commodore (and the Monaro I believe) handed off to other GM companies that had better rep overseas.

3:32 "He's not a racing driver" "I think there are bigger issues than that"

That Paris Hilton jibe was unexpected, especially since I saw the Celebrity Faceoff sequence on TGT with her on it

"The Americans are good at herding bison, the end." I love Jeremy Clarkson!

The new show can't come fast enough.

He said that getting an Aussie to do something sophisticated is like having your wedding with 7 crates of lager telling me he's never been to an Australian wedding because as an aussie 7 crates would have run out 1/3 of the way through the reception at my brothers wedding 😂

Holden: g’ day this is Holden, how can we help Chevy: yeah, hi. We need your help. Holden: who are you Chevy: we are... Chevy. We are making a new Camaro and we can’t think on how to make it better than 1989. Holden: OK. WE CAN HELP. LET US COME TO YOU.

Jeremy's American accent has me laughing out loud every time.

0:05 Hammond's reaction always cracks me up 😂

"American's are good at herding bison, the end" original, fresh, magnificent

We all miss you guys. Most epic showw that ever will bee. 😣

This never gets old