“Why do women live longer than men?” Exhibit A:

@thealfamayl

3 жыл бұрын

They have more fun

@di3yus459

3 жыл бұрын

@@thealfamayl That is true

@paradiche8925

3 жыл бұрын

Cause they don’t have dumb ideas to do

@jasonmuscat3945

3 жыл бұрын

@@paradiche8925 before you say that watch keeping up with the Kardashians

@goofyahhuncleproductions42069

3 жыл бұрын

BECAUSE WE USE V8 ENGINE BLENDERS WITH RAW MEAT IN IT!

James: *Drinks a meat and bricks smoothie.* Gordon Ramsay: “I lost to this man.”

@wonjunjung6879

3 жыл бұрын

*ramsAy

@gwen5437

3 жыл бұрын

@@wonjunjung6879 Noted & edited, thanks. 👍

@Geographus666

3 жыл бұрын

"You disappoint me Ramsay!" - James May

@muhammadnursyahmi9440

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget that James May was drunk while cooking for that challenge.

@loljk233

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Gordon Ramsay has tasted some pretty foul meal in his years on television, as well.

I still love how the man who called it "fantastic and delicious" is the only one who didn't put The Bloody Awful in his mouth.

@FurryWulfz

2 жыл бұрын

I think he did it just didn't show it for some reason lol

@annhentaiuser6658

Жыл бұрын

@@FurryWulfz probably puked it lol. We don't wanna have popcorns puked as well for the viewers.

@Qvartz_Lite

Жыл бұрын

I thought we were calling it the "Back in the dustcart"

@NeurodivergentSuperiority

Жыл бұрын

@@Qvartz_Lite or "Desperate Shag In A Skip"

@ChristopherGray00

Жыл бұрын

@@annhentaiuser6658 this entire video is probably not something you want to eat popcorn to

"Is it loud?" Clearly james has never heard a v8 blender. Everyone uses it these days

@jmt8706official

2 жыл бұрын

It's the only way I make my smoothies at 3am.

@l6323

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmt8706official nah I use a v12 like the finer blend I get with it

@DeepPlane

2 жыл бұрын

@@l6323 can't wait for Devel to release the V16 smoothie blender. Edit: it'll probably be for use at larger businesses, but who says it can't be in a home kitchen?

@cereal_dispenser

2 жыл бұрын

@@l6323 I use w16 for smoother blend with less sound

@matthijsjanse3275

2 жыл бұрын

Is it loud? *points at straight piped v8*

“Heard you bought a Corvette?” “Nah bro, bought a Kitchenette”

@axxa42069

3 жыл бұрын

Kitchette is better i think

@FunkeFresh01

3 жыл бұрын

this is the winner

@TH3L3G3ND

2 жыл бұрын

@@axxa42069 that'll be a machete counterpart

@axxa42069

2 жыл бұрын

@@TH3L3G3ND hmm maybe

@samwecerinvictus

2 жыл бұрын

@Markus Ellamaa No. That ruins the joke, lol.

Make a V8 vibraitor and call it "You'll never see your wife again"

@Joseph-by6pv

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry it'll just break your legs.

@memesfromdeepspace1075

3 жыл бұрын

The last squirt machine

@Malibuthe6th

3 жыл бұрын

000000000 thats what the LS stands for

@milesgillespie6665

3 жыл бұрын

I call it _The hysterectomy_

@Oxley016

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds good to me, where do I get one!?!?!

I feel like nobody on the set genuinely expected James to actually drink it, and I find that hilarious.

@acescionti711

6 ай бұрын

Still one the best segments to ever air

You can hand May anything in a glass and he'll just automatically drink it

@layonyatsu7203

2 жыл бұрын

coom?

@wall4818

2 жыл бұрын

He knows he'll survive it

@alexanderludvigsen1893

2 жыл бұрын

And this is videoproof

@yvonnemulder9038

2 жыл бұрын

So funny

@yvonnemulder9038

2 жыл бұрын

@@layonyatsu7203 commentaar?

I like how Hammond and May are more concerned that the beef had bones in it than the fact Clarkson threw in AN ACTUAL BRICK

@chattyplayz129

3 жыл бұрын

Its hammond and may isnt it

@Kasmodamous

3 жыл бұрын

*Extra calories*

@Wrexywrex328

3 жыл бұрын

Or that the beef is uncooked

@LaKoeps

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wrexywrex328 you can eat it raw, so that's not really an issue.

@FurryWulfz

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaKoeps You're not meant to though.

"You can't blend old people" He's not even joking anymore he's just telling Jeremy not to do it

@internetexplorer5286

3 жыл бұрын

@Ray Allen ew

@dopey473

3 жыл бұрын

@@internetexplorer5286 we

@k4ff347

3 жыл бұрын

@@dopey473 ew

@nighthawkarts

3 жыл бұрын

1.5k likes for this dumb comment.

@elgenerico5453

3 жыл бұрын

@@k4ff347 ew

No one really anticipated James to ACTUALLY drink it but the dude is a comedic genius.

2:16." Is it loud? Is it loud james of course it is loud" best line of top gear

@cornholio329

Жыл бұрын

Old top gear the new top gear isnt the same

"So how much HP does your blender have?" A question that I never thought existed.

@ironhorse5662

3 жыл бұрын

1000 hp 2jz

@SumgoodAsszaza

2 жыл бұрын

*"you know what a dragster is.."*

@user-df3ty8ei2u

2 жыл бұрын

@@ironhorse5662 get outta here with your shit supra

@emanueltv702

2 жыл бұрын

@@ironhorse5662 7 year old

@GldnClaw

2 жыл бұрын

My Blendtec has about 3

In 10 years: *Kids flexing their 1500hp blenders*

@19RaxR91

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, this popped up in your suggestions just now too, I see?

@AmberRathour366

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@gabrielko2147

3 жыл бұрын

"So I slapped this turbocharger on... "

@osamabinladen824

3 жыл бұрын

I use turbine jet engine. Is that cheating?

@iNezerroth

3 жыл бұрын

KZread shills explaining for 30 minutes why are you subhuman if you don't own one.

"Oh God, tell me that isn't an accelerator peddle" makes me weak everytime I hear it.

3:33 "no jeremeah car gad bas for helth" " 'K i have a wif"

@ssoh61

8 ай бұрын

Jixaw reference? 😳

@leandro88888

8 ай бұрын

*Pahhhhhhhhhhhh*

@Bav-s30z

5 ай бұрын

Ery Noice!

@TheForza65432Dude

14 күн бұрын

“Shut mouth hammock”

a v8 cell phone charger would be kinda handy right now

@CMDRSweeper

9 жыл бұрын

stephen king Thats why the American's made the Dodge Charger :D

@superdrummer3578

9 жыл бұрын

CMDR Sweeper Best pun ever :D

@PsihopatForRBrJohny

8 жыл бұрын

+CMDR Sweeper for fucks sake! xD

@tommytaylor2084

5 жыл бұрын

Boostang S.I.C I'm tempted to buy my ex a V8 Vibrator 😂

@brodielounder268

5 жыл бұрын

Why waste the money on an ex?

I literally thought this was another "bottom gear" parody from the title but no it's an actual top gear episode

@ka0sxwraith304

3 жыл бұрын

“The bloody awful” copyright written all of over it 😂😂

@WralthChardiceVideo

3 жыл бұрын

Bottom gear never was a parody but more of an exaggeration of the reality of the show

@KaladinVegapunk

3 жыл бұрын

How have you not seen this it's a classic haha It's also the one tesla sued them over when they'd said it broke down, which was technically true, they just had a bad rep since back then they still poo-pooed climate change and seemed kind as clueless about it as they were bluetooth early on haha

@thatguy1806

3 жыл бұрын

@@KaladinVegapunk I'm not really an old fan of top gear, this show is OLDER THAN ME TURNS OUT, so I haven't seen it on TV I *did* see this one before but I forgot about it, and after watching all those bottom gear episodes, that was the first thing that came to mind when I opened this video

@overpoweredsteamproduction513

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the difference

4:28 “you can’t blend old people” - genius

@69420fart

2 жыл бұрын

Don't give in to his lies he is a fraud of course you can blend old people *don't ask how I know you just can ok*

@navysealinguardiantank2679

2 жыл бұрын

@@69420fart hold up there

@Danse_Macabre_125

2 жыл бұрын

@@69420fart I can confirm

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@69420fart Hey, hold on, man, I'm not completely sure if that's even legal

love how may says almost nothing but absolutely OWNS this clip

So this is why some smoothies at the store are branded as V8.

@bushcanesfive00

3 жыл бұрын

With sugar

@mazinmansoormohammad2006

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@derpychicken2131

3 жыл бұрын

and it explains why they taste so awful

@Surrenitie

3 жыл бұрын

@@derpychicken2131 I dunno i kinda like them

@MondySpartan

3 жыл бұрын

The V8 vegetable juice was a product of Clarkson and co. all along!

Classic May. Silent throughout the whole sketch, yet delivers the best punchline

@HappyBeezerStudios

Жыл бұрын

he only needs to observe and give us two lines "is it loud?" "I've got a name for it ... the bloody awful"

@aaronmolyneux505

11 ай бұрын

he's the Ferb of Top Gear

@thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504

9 ай бұрын

I have to agree 😆😆😆 "I got the Name for it!....... The Bloody Awful!"

@Labdriver-qk6hm

8 ай бұрын

"pour some pussy on it!"

@WackoMcGoose

4 ай бұрын

@@aaronmolyneux505 "I too feel a certain element of kebob-ism."

04:10 - Hammond looks like Austin Powers after his first swig of that thing when he says "It's put hairs on my eyeballs!"

@0_dearghealach_083

Жыл бұрын

YEAH BABY

i like how everyone was covering their ears in panic and james was just like 🧍🏻‍♂️

@benjaminkingsley-jones7832

2 жыл бұрын

I think we’ve got different emojis, that or James was question mark, light green square, male symbol.

Hammond : "does that beef still have bones in it" Clarkson : "YESS!"

@weirdoguy6800

3 жыл бұрын

nah its BONELESS

@thesupreme8062

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdoguy6800 🅱️oneless

@claudedottin1312

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdoguy6800 BOOOOONNNNNEEEEEless!!!!!

@blastoid37

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesupreme8062 get your 🅱️oneless pizza

@thesupreme8062

3 жыл бұрын

@@blastoid37is it actually 🅱️onelles?

I always love how casually James just starts drinking before the others are ready. And then his face goes on a whole journey, like he somehow didn't expect the five stages of grief that hit him.

@daedrobb3414

2 жыл бұрын

"the bloody awful" gets me every time

@kayagorzan

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

3:40 Yeah, lol

@lyonvensa

Жыл бұрын

Honestly quite a ballsy move from James lol. He knew what's in that drink, and he just immediately took a chug of it without anyone telling or asking him to.

@lalxl

11 ай бұрын

Also I'm pretty sure it was after his appearance on Ramsay's F-word in which he ate rotten shark and didn't even blink so this smoothie must have been at least like 10 times worse lmao

This had me on the floor for 10 minutes when it first aired. It still does now.

3:51 "They was working on the tires, that's all that was took."

That would be a “stairlift to heaven”.

@invisiblekincajou

3 жыл бұрын

granny launcher

@spazx8026

3 жыл бұрын

Guess that’s why it’s only for old people

@d-fresh2310

3 жыл бұрын

*YEET*

@urlkrt

3 жыл бұрын

V8 zap-pelin

@peterdinkler4950

3 жыл бұрын

@@invisiblekincajou the visual that created in my head is worth both my kidneys.

I love how everyone has plugged their ears and then there's James

@Aoredon

3 жыл бұрын

Just re-watch that part with the volume on 5% and that's the scene from James' perspective

@Ks-rp3mt

3 жыл бұрын

Jamed is already an alpha, that's why the testosteterone drink didn't affect him.

@luisangel444

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ks-rp3mt He's deaf*

@AdrianR02

3 жыл бұрын

luis angel encarnacion hes death*

@VXBAKER

3 жыл бұрын

His hair works as ear muffs

3:40 I'm surprised hes still standing with those gigantic steel balls of his

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Steel? No, try titanium

@BlueNades1

10 ай бұрын

​@@JetFalcon710titanium is lighter than steel, tho isn't it?

@JetFalcon710

10 ай бұрын

@@BlueNades1 Yeah, but it's tougher than just about any grade of steel, and also pretty expensive

@floydbutnotsopink6328

9 ай бұрын

​@@JetFalcon710even tungsten?

@JetFalcon710

9 ай бұрын

@@floydbutnotsopink6328 Tungsten is incredibly hard at the cost of being brittle, so I'd say yeah

1:06 "Does that beef still got bones in it" *_Cue the best "yes" I've ever heard_*

Moments like these are why we loved the old top gear

@user-qj6lj4iq2b

6 жыл бұрын

420

@79vinylmixer

5 жыл бұрын

They will never make them like this again!! They wouldn't be allowed! Lol, sad world we live in now isn't it?

@kahviholisti5021

5 жыл бұрын

1:07

@cloud4565

4 жыл бұрын

Old top gear what do you mean there was only ever 1 top gear witht these 3 guys....oh your talking about the one with chris and joey from friends what i call low gear

@unitg6645

4 жыл бұрын

Ishaaq Ansar Chris Harris is the only good one. He’s incredible at his job. Only good thing on the new top gear

1:07, the best "yes" I have ever heard.

@Firemarioflower

8 жыл бұрын

+c0d3r3d Not 3:15??

@notleks2411

8 жыл бұрын

+Firemarioflower YES! *clicks other timestamp* Yes.....

@hamstersong123

8 жыл бұрын

+c0d3r3d 4:10 His mouth :DD

@zack9660

8 жыл бұрын

+c0d3r3d Or 2:07?

@QuackSalver

8 жыл бұрын

+zack9660 Just to let you guys know ... I am enjoying this aswell. lmao

For a British show, this is the most American thing I've ever seen.

@jimtaylor294

2 жыл бұрын

True; though the UK was one of the first countries to have a Car with a V8. (specifically *Adams* of Bedford; albeit with crankshaft issues)

2:21 “Are we ready…? HERE WE GO!!!” Gets me every time for some reason 😂

"Next week - old people." "You can't blend old people." "No, a stairlift."

@Kenazzle

8 жыл бұрын

***** Hah!

@ahsansiddiqui4263

8 жыл бұрын

+Kenazzle "you mean your self?"

@babyYoda97

7 жыл бұрын

Ahsan Siddiqui what ?

@homeofthemad3044

7 жыл бұрын

"Is it loud?"

@ahsansiddiqui4263

7 жыл бұрын

If jeremy would say old people one of them would comment you mean yourself. hence the name of their new show the GRAND tour. as in GRAND dad.

"Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal" *"Yes"*

@not_herobrine3752

3 жыл бұрын

chad

@TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN

2 жыл бұрын

“Does that beef still got bones in it?” “Yes”

@sam_marley

Жыл бұрын

Embrace Masculinity *has

There's something so satisfying about the way Jeremy says *beef*

I liked how they were more concerned about the bones in beef instead of a whole brick

Jeremy: "That will put some Testies on your chest." Richard: "It's put hair on my eyeballs!"

@flyingfloorboard4097

2 жыл бұрын

Who put uranium in it!

@baileydombroskie3046

2 жыл бұрын

I nearly died laughing at that in the vid. I nearly choked myself bcuz of my laughing and I nearly shit myself when I heard it too. Now I’m fucking wheezing bcuz of it.

@mepp4224

2 жыл бұрын

@@baileydombroskie3046 I’m sure you came too, christ

@baileydombroskie3046

2 жыл бұрын

@@mepp4224 fortunately no. Thank god cuz i didnt want to have to clean cum of my bedroom floor, well sence its a shitty loose carpet after all. It aint ez to clean sand and watever off of it so cleaning cum wud be damn near impossible. I wud have to get the rug finally tore out.

@Leboobs22

2 жыл бұрын

@@baileydombroskie3046 Jesus fucking Christ lmao

How did James even survive after drinking that

@JYKDutchYT

4 жыл бұрын

James is immortal he's already a relic

@mirzaahmed6589

4 жыл бұрын

He survived eating fermented shark in Iceland (Gordon Ramsay threw up).

@Zak-ob5ze

4 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 and a bull penis with snake vodka

@fuse_stxr4582

4 жыл бұрын

Because he’s a the only real bloke on this program

@TheHutchy01

4 жыл бұрын

You've seen his love of spam and sandwich spread, that's nothing compared to those

Truly the golden age of television.

I love that May whole episode was quiet, and tried that "The bloody awful" first, no one even asked him about it

"does that beef still got bones in it?" "Yes"

@AymanB

7 жыл бұрын

"has" not "does" ... but it's ok

@Levi-gg5ol

7 жыл бұрын

Ian Lehman "Yes" should be: "Yeeeeheheheheheheh"

@Sjwatts

7 жыл бұрын

how old are you?

@thedawkturr4481

7 жыл бұрын

" Oh god. " " What? " " Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal. " " Yes. "

@lpsp442

7 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeahs.

"Oh God don't tell me that's an accelerator pedal" *_"yes"_*

@anonymousmobster2444

3 жыл бұрын

Chad yes

@anonymousmobster2444

3 жыл бұрын

Chad yes

@Nathan_Woods

3 жыл бұрын

Chad yes

@williamvandergrift9741

3 жыл бұрын

Chad yes

@FarmYardGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Chad yes

That BLOODY AWFUL killed me instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This truly is a bri'ish cuisine moment

@kavinkumarl6425

2 жыл бұрын

Ye'

"No one is buying V8 cars anymore" Americans: 😐

@geovani60624

3 жыл бұрын

more for the sound than anything else at this point, if I wanna sell my 4 cilinders car to an american I just need to install some speakers under the hood to blast some v8 sound and the sucker will happily take it, and it will run just as fast

@scoobsshrooms109

3 жыл бұрын

AmazinChannel well not as fast but it will run, maybe

@scoobsshrooms109

3 жыл бұрын

mo gamer yah if we are talkin fully built. But a stock v8 is pulling hard away from a stock i4. But a fully built i4 could take a stock v8, I’d say prob a 11 gt’s coyote

@angela.8673

3 жыл бұрын

Dodge: stonks ^

@horuslupercal3872

3 жыл бұрын

@@scoobsshrooms109 its alot cheaper to build a v8 than an i4, for the price

I miss these guys and I really miss the type of antics they got up to on old Top Gear.

me: trying to sleep some guy with their modified 30 year old 1.3 swift at 2am: 2:25

"The bloody awful" absolutely killed me

@milesgillespie6665

3 жыл бұрын

I took it as _The bloody offal_

@CynicalBushy

3 жыл бұрын

Bottom did it first!

@cornholio329

Жыл бұрын

I lost it when he had to hesitate and hold his finger up before giving it the name it deserves

"we're going to have a tough time explaining to the ambulance why HE's got beef bone antlers in his head" *shows guy nervously laughing with shifty eyes*

@theeternalnow6506

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this felt pretty unsafe to do to be honest. That could have gone terribly wrong.

@blank888

2 жыл бұрын

@@theeternalnow6506 For science

4:10 "Very Nais" - Hammock

0:48: Hammond goes from shock to a "hmm, he's probably right" level of impressed.

"Oh god! Tell me that's not an accelerator pedal" "Yes!!" This is why I loved these three in Top gear, They made it more than just your regular car show. It was hilarious!

@RazorSharp75426

7 жыл бұрын

JM : " Is it loud ? " JC : " ' Is it loud ' , James ? Yes , of course it's loud !! "

@jeremyfong5684

6 жыл бұрын

LOL

@vaillante7667

4 жыл бұрын

"Here we go!" "This is in the kichen at home, yeah?"

@notdanmalatekfan1519

3 жыл бұрын

We didn't watch it for the cars but for these three

@slideways8022

3 жыл бұрын

Not Dan Malátek fan#1 well, some of us did

3:44 I think Jeremy is slightly shocked James actually drank it without being prompted

@dextercooper3364

2 жыл бұрын

Its like he was waiting for May to throwup lmao! You can tell that wasnt scripted

I love how right before they started it up Hammond said ‘this in the kitchen at home’ Makes it 100x more comical

This scene is so richly layered. I miss these three!!

2:40 i love how james seems deaf, not wearing any ear protection and not even covering his ears

@FarmYardGaming

2 жыл бұрын

He's taking in the raw majesty of the V8 blender

@dragonfist1407

2 жыл бұрын

@@FarmYardGaming "RAW" majesty. Sure got that right XD

@C345OFR

3 ай бұрын

Would go a long way to explaining why he couldn't hear Hammond and Clarkson shouting at him in the latest Grand Tour special (Sand Job) 😀 !

So do they serve Bloody Awful at bars yet?

@Reez2Knight

7 жыл бұрын

You could ask XD

@tommcglone2867

6 жыл бұрын

Gary Grandy i hope so coz i want some.

@marcustrelle4898

5 жыл бұрын

Gary Grandy The Clarkson one or the Richard Richard one?

@MrChaos500

4 жыл бұрын

There’s another bloody awful known as the Esther ranston

@sgt.konahem2528

4 жыл бұрын

Just imagine sitting in a bar and suddenly your ears get blown out because the bartender needs to rev up the V8 Corvette engine to serve some guys the "Bloody Awful"... I fucking can't breathe XD

I love how at first Hammond was as concerned for Jezza’s sanity as we were, then just gave in and enjoyed the show 😂

they can tell their grandkids " boy, in my days i drank beef and bricks! "

I love the way they all have a genuine laugh when Jeremy says "I'm not sure this works". 4:15

@sam_marley

Жыл бұрын

It’s the way James is already laughing before Jeremy has finished saying it

@fairrodthecapacitor

Жыл бұрын

Have you heard the cursed sound before he says that? Love that part, "I'm not sure this works!"

"That will put testies on your chest." "It puts hairs on my eyeballs"

@Biowulfmedia

7 жыл бұрын

Ive lost it at that point

@nicolegardner1710

6 жыл бұрын

Not only that, it probably seared them off too.

@michaeldavis2531

4 жыл бұрын

I love that line xD

@BorisMakingTea

4 жыл бұрын

I read this comment while they said this

@vincentyzer1627

4 жыл бұрын

He sounded like kermit😂

"Oh god, tell me thats not an accelerator pedal?" " *YES* "

Now I keep thinking about V8 attached to a stairlift, launching an old lady up the stairs like a cannon.

@0_dearghealach_083

Жыл бұрын

Y’all ever seen that bit from Gremlins 1 where Mrs Deagle is sent into frickin orbit by the Gremlins messing with the stairlift controls?

I love it how James takes 20 seconds to process... whatever the hell Jeremy has put in there.

@TheAuron32

3 жыл бұрын

i love Hamsters response, "have you tried it?" "yeah!!" ya face tells a different story.

People in 2020: Carbs are poison, i would never put that in my temple of a body! Boomers: *drinks raw beef and brick smoothie*

@crawlingboy

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what sort of people do not eat carbs

@mischievousone3421

3 жыл бұрын

too fucken true mate

@oof5992

3 жыл бұрын

Affan Sami Real men don't eat carbs nor sugar. They go on a Protein + Fat diet.

@davidtogi5878

3 жыл бұрын

Well with that much horse power it can be defined as cooked.

@TommyT777

3 жыл бұрын

At the least the brick was pre-baked.

And this is why top gear should never have gotten rid of these men.

That's the sound of my Vitamix every morning, so annoying and loud, love it.

*This is the manliest thing I have seen on the Internet today.*

@iamsushi1056

3 жыл бұрын

it is the manliest thing you will ever see on the internet.

@neogolwop4853

3 жыл бұрын

and the most American thing I have ever seen

@chilldeen4590

3 жыл бұрын

Neogol Wop the most american and done by the british, what a crossover lol

@sparklyqueen12

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXybl7WDibWucZM.html

Next, the V8 tooth brush, MAAAAAN Edition.

@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791

6 жыл бұрын

Illusive Prime rips out yer teeth. REAL MANLY!

@crispyrice9442

6 жыл бұрын

Illusive Prime if thdy can make s v8 toothbrush that works and is mildly safe i will buy it, no matter the cost, unless i could make a w16 toothbrush with the money

@connorcallan1112

6 жыл бұрын

brick toothpaste

@keeperofeurobeat8421

6 жыл бұрын

Rip plaque

@ceasarsaladjesus4204

5 жыл бұрын

A 0.002 l v8

This always makes me laugh ahhh the old Top Gear with Clarkson, Hammond and May will always be the best. Give me a V8 blender 😂😂😂😂

This gave new meaning to “Could’ve had a V8.”

@crimsonmaelstrom573

8 ай бұрын

Nice one!😂😂

I like how James barely says anything the first half of clip and then after drinking comes up with a great name

@Septimus_ii

3 жыл бұрын

He only said a few words in the 5 minute clip, but he stole the show

@SimulatorWhiz

3 жыл бұрын

Barley?

@re57k

3 жыл бұрын

@@SimulatorWhiz barely

2:08 That yes sounds like Jeremy has put all his confidence and power into it, I love it

@SharpAsABricc

2 жыл бұрын

*Y E S*

@kani75

2 жыл бұрын

And he still doesnt even taste his own creation.

But if I’m being honest, that engine sound is GLORIOUS.

4:11 that face that Hammond makes is golden 👁️👄👁️👌🏻

Clarkson didn't taste the smoothie.

@R3Cat

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeiku Furame aww cute avy :3

@jeiku5041

8 жыл бұрын

Re Uhh, thanks?

@jeiku5041

8 жыл бұрын

Brown So, what about cigarettes? They're nasty and make you smell and look nasty.

@Brown195

8 жыл бұрын

Jeiku Furame Not calling you one, I tagged "Re" but for some reason it didn't go through. Seriously though, why even bring that up Re, that was uncalled for and frankly makes you look like a dumbass.

@jeiku5041

7 жыл бұрын

Küala Music Ooh look at you. So creative. You're about as creative as a Sonic OC. Ha, get out of here.

tody on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume

@FracFern32

3 жыл бұрын

K, I’ll have a wiff

@lj5732

3 жыл бұрын

*W H E E Z E E E E*

@brokenglass_au

3 жыл бұрын

E r y n i c e

@sisophon1982

3 жыл бұрын

@@brokenglass_au no Jeremiah car has bas for helf

@metaltyre4894

3 жыл бұрын

@@sisophon1982 shut mouth hammock

Love the dude in the crowd whos just dying after May takes a sip. You can hear him running out of breath toward the end XD

Best trio in tv history!!!!!!!!!!

"You can't blend old people." Considering it blended half a cow and a brick, I don't think an old person would be too difficult... just sayin'.

@foxkit69

3 жыл бұрын

I think he meant morally, not literally xD

@ibrahimqureshi2420

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it can blend a new born I'll try it someday

@bigd5899

3 жыл бұрын

Caylin Williams id rather have some minced meat instead of a stupid pot full of ashes.

@Wtf_is_this_sht_

3 жыл бұрын

He meant morally. So he meant like you cant do that because its not right not because he cant do it

@bingbashbosh1

3 жыл бұрын

Wooooosh

“Check out my LS-swapped blender”

@sargentdoggo297

3 жыл бұрын

A rotary blender mmmmmmmm

@j_wide583

3 жыл бұрын

im surprised cleetus mcfarland hasnt done that yet

@sargentdoggo297

3 жыл бұрын

J_Wide how about Rob Dahm with a 4 rotor blender

@redneck_jesus7863

3 жыл бұрын

We need a cummins swap blender or maybe a cummins swaped Washer dryer set

@sargentdoggo297

3 жыл бұрын

Redneck_Jesus that sounds better rolling coal and clean clothes

This is the first ever clip I saw of these three. Thank you!

That thumbnail is legendary.

Next, the V8 lawn sprinkler, the V8 Porch swing, and the V8 alarm clock.

@MichaelD8393

9 жыл бұрын

***** Sounds perfect for me:)

@Zacho789

9 жыл бұрын

redmr2na First: Done, jet engine water fountain lawn ornament Second: Done, old people's rocking chairs Third: I'm pretty sure the noise this blender makes it an alarm clock already. Also you get a nice brick smoothie to start your day.

@bman12three43

9 жыл бұрын

wasn't that a nissan commercial?

@FirstOnRaceDayCapri2904

9 жыл бұрын

What about a V8 Power drill? i'm tired of having to spend countless minutes just to drill a hole in the Wall! , or for construction , a V8 Cement mixer!

@bman12three43

9 жыл бұрын

What about a V8 car? No no no, that's a terrible idea, no one will ever buy such a thing.

Excuse me sir..... Would you please give me a bloody awful?

@Jaxymann

8 жыл бұрын

+Pedro Dorantes Afraid we're out of those sir, would you like a Desperate Shag In A Skip instead?

@rockacraig5653

8 жыл бұрын

+5Oblivion Were out of that too but we do have the Chris Evans Top Gear in stock.

@pedrodorantes3527

8 жыл бұрын

+Rocka Craig He asked for a drink...... Not for poison

@mrehman306mr

7 жыл бұрын

+Pedro Dorantes Good one LOL. But you are correct. Seriouslt correct.

@TheTerraWrist

6 жыл бұрын

Should've called it a Bloody 'Merican

The look on May's face right after he takes a swig of The Bloody Awful just says it all.

The pitcher falling over at 2:33 had perfect comedic timing.

When life gives you lemons, blend them in your manly V8 blender

@deferguard7748

2 жыл бұрын

*CAVE JOHNSON HERE. I AM HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS NEW APERTURE SCIENCE V8 SUPER BLENDER THAT WE DEVELOPED ON REMAINS OF OUR BUDGET.*

@youtubepleb

2 жыл бұрын

@@deferguard7748 *What* budget?

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

@@deferguard7748 Bold to assume they had a budget

1:07 i love the way he confidently admitted the beef still had bones

1:00 Let’s Blend some BEEF! Love it’ 😂🤗

I remember watching that episode when it debuted

4:09 Hammond has become Chihuahua.

@nonstoppugly

3 жыл бұрын

Hammond is a chihuahua, James is a Labrador and Jeremy is one of those rugdogs

@andrewwinslow9315

Жыл бұрын

@@nonstoppugly James is a Spaniel

@E.L_The_Red_Alien

8 ай бұрын

4:11 very nais

Has that beef still got bones in it? Yeeees.

@ozgurakdeniz8136

8 жыл бұрын

Is this going to work or is the top going to come off and we will have a very hard time explaining to the ambulance people how did he have beef bone anthlers stuck in his head.

@MikeyMUnited

8 жыл бұрын

You can't blend old people!!

@ozgurakdeniz8136

8 жыл бұрын

+Mike M I could blend you if I wanted to...

@MikeyMUnited

8 жыл бұрын

And for added bite ... brick.

@user-yw7qw9wz7e

8 жыл бұрын

+Ozgur Akdeniz ㅛㅣㅛ쇄ㅕㅑㅛㅗ셔셔햐사ㅕㅣㅔ7ㅣㅕㅣㅕ

I was half expecting may to say something like “well I can definitely taste the brick”

everything aside this video is pure gold!

Did they seriously just make them drink brick smoothie

@ibrahimqureshi2420

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dma968

3 жыл бұрын

Brick is the least worrying thing in that smoothie

@replynotificationsdisabled

3 жыл бұрын

@@dma968 vegan?

@NN-sp9tu

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't want to waste all that perfectly good meat

@dma968

3 жыл бұрын

@@replynotificationsdisabled nope but bruh I'm not eating rather drinking raw meat and battery oil