6:02 -everyone in January 6:04 -everyone in February 6:06 -everyone in March

@ehmzs

4 жыл бұрын

Soren P 8:02 everyone in April

@Ostan-jw2bg

4 жыл бұрын

you’re aren’t epic That’s the end of the video.

@ehmzs

4 жыл бұрын

Ostanian Movie Company Soo, the end of the world

@Ostan-jw2bg

4 жыл бұрын

@@ehmzs Alright then. I would have assumed there was a deeper meaning behind that. I just didn't want to flat out expect it to have a deeper meaning because I didn't want to sound stupid.

@ehmzs

4 жыл бұрын

Ostanian Movie Company lol

Jeremy: Speed isn't everything! James: Is it not? Jeremy: ighfdugnnz

@mattwardpictures

9 жыл бұрын

RogerWilco +1 on the Calvin & Hobbes-style fumphering.

@Chino56751

8 жыл бұрын

RogerWilco You forgot: " POWER ! "

@venstoma

8 жыл бұрын

Who are you and what have you done with Jeremy!?

@krishnayashas8360

8 жыл бұрын

+Agent Washington power!!!!! he yells that in all episodes and races

@patricklung1494

7 жыл бұрын

RogerWilco u

"Leaves?" "Bits and pieces like that.." Jeremys car was totally a weed mule

@Zak-ob5ze

4 жыл бұрын

Or used to carry salads

@robbutterill1426

4 жыл бұрын

vegetation

@chozusmakavelli

4 жыл бұрын

I knew the guy that owned that car actually, he's bro was the smoker.

@itscozmo5539

3 жыл бұрын

@@chozusmakavelli yup I don't think smoking weed in Islam is allowed.

@chozusmakavelli

3 жыл бұрын

@@itscozmo5539 it's not allowed under democratic/atheistic/freedom enriched British laws either. The freedom of TV licenses, makes me so happy, as does the freedom of not paying VAT when I need to wipe my ass.

I love how at 2:35 you can hear hammond's car in the background

@Tony-112

6 жыл бұрын

lol yeah funny as

@lilmelon5400

6 жыл бұрын

Toni F

@paianis

6 жыл бұрын

They mixed the audio from the subsequent shot of Hammond's car with the shot of James & Jeremy. The sound was probably not audible from their place on the runway.

@SirDominickVDB

6 жыл бұрын

xbb2 yeah 😂

@netweed09

5 жыл бұрын

Well yes, it's pretty obvious xD

I love how John manlove is just all serious and the three of them are just laughing at each other

@crimsonmaelstrom573

9 ай бұрын

His name must have come with plenty of fond memories from his childhood 😂

@cavejohnson8085

7 ай бұрын

haha manlove

@SpaceMissile

3 ай бұрын

it's all the bullying; that man has no joy left.

Manlove Forensics Ltd. has recently changed their name to ArroGen Forensics. probably because of this show lmao

@teancrumpets5685

5 жыл бұрын

Very good

@ehodani

5 жыл бұрын

JustSomeGuy what is that?

@bukanmatin5973

5 жыл бұрын

@@ehodani What jeremy said at 3:06 about the forensic lab's name. Then after the show, the lab change the name into ArroGen Forensics. Probably also a wordplay for 'Arrogant', haha.

@atmajirahmat6538

4 жыл бұрын

Bh

@atmajirahmat6538

4 жыл бұрын

@@bukanmatin5973,

Jeremy: Casual driving James: Latex glove and masks aand I lost it at Hammond

@tonistanelsnake

8 жыл бұрын

zomBje trake

@NeatoUnused

8 жыл бұрын

Radiation suit

@Ftalmeida73

7 жыл бұрын

Hazmat suit.

@salty1099

7 жыл бұрын

Counter Terrorist Suits.

@ozomini3400

6 жыл бұрын

Francisco Teixeira de Almeida the suit they should've used on the Chernobyl challenge

And this will be remembered as the best 'factual' television show... in the world.

@richjay1565

9 жыл бұрын

And on that bombshell..

@kamilk.5618

8 жыл бұрын

rich jay Back to the studio! :D

@tayyabpresent3

8 жыл бұрын

That my line

@aidansweeney9667

8 жыл бұрын

+tayyab no it's my line, get over it

@Bialy_1

6 жыл бұрын

Then watch Tesla review how 'factual' it was...

James: Your car's got poo in it.Hammond: Is that normal?

@ihateyoutube6120

8 жыл бұрын

lolol

@Ben.e39

8 жыл бұрын

+Cat Weasle James should have said: Well, in your cars, yes.

@nicolas_h9090

7 жыл бұрын

It is!

@manictiger

7 жыл бұрын

My guess is some mafia guys tied a guy up, killed him and then he shat after he died. The pubes are just from people having sex in that car or someone jerking or scratching their bits.

@prostreetfairladyz8402

6 жыл бұрын

manictiger better crush that car

4:05 probably watched all Top Gear episodes 100x, but just noticed how James looks at his hand after shaking John's hand lmao

@MASSspec1990

4 ай бұрын

I never noticed that! Thank you for bringing that vital bit to my attention!

@SpaceMissile

3 ай бұрын

he got some of the bogies on it ahaha

Jeremy: SPEED ISN'T EVERYTHING James: is it not? Jeremy: eh um...

@norden2861

7 жыл бұрын

69th like :)

@prostreetfairladyz8402

6 жыл бұрын

Jezza.exe has stopped working

@dahippy280

5 жыл бұрын

K J u copied the dude from 2 years ago

@MirrorMonolith

3 жыл бұрын

1000th like

@Fuzz1994tps

2 жыл бұрын

"speed and power"?

5:38 James May suppressing laughter and then finally laughing like Muttley is the best

"Oh I quite like gentlemen's relish... Oh wait, you mean... lol" Oh James May lol XD

Hammonds car sounds awful lot like a craigslist deal.

@ps2bndled

3 жыл бұрын

If it's one thing I've learned, never buy things from Craigslist.

@hyper_5pace902

2 жыл бұрын

Or a facebook marketplace car, "90000 miles runs well fsh I've just lost the service book"

@jacksonmeads1161

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyper_5pace902 "20k obo, I know what I have"

A guy in an “Italy" shirt sorting out electronics on a German car. Oh the irony.

@ozomini3400

6 жыл бұрын

Zephyral and yet, he's british 😂

@gareth_ross

6 жыл бұрын

Zephyral not all German cars are good. Some are pure shit. 8/10 of them

@MrDanielsahne

6 жыл бұрын

Gareth wtf

@Poffa1922

6 жыл бұрын

MrDanielsahne Yep

@gareth_ross

4 жыл бұрын

@cristi dules I'm from south africa. Most Volkswagen cars are produced in factories here. They dont seem to last very long. Also I own a BMW 135i , beautiful engine that N55 but theres still BMW's that break down alot here. Honestly I'm not trying to be funny. Audi seems to not last too long either. I think its partly to blame with the owners but in some cases I've seen newer model F30 3 series breaking down. More specifically the high selling 320i model

Clarkson: Speed isn't everything! May: Is it not? Clarkson: *Windows shutdown sound*

@bartdegryse9345

2 жыл бұрын

"SPEED AND POWER"

Jeremy and James laughing and not helping as Hammond begs his car alarm to stop is why I love this show

Jeremy: Normal James: Normal with gloves Hammond: straight from Chernobyl

@bakedsodium6528

4 жыл бұрын

@Meyaka Brown Little did I know I would PREDICT THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

@Unknown-zd7dn

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH

@sk8terzane818

3 жыл бұрын

Can we stop talking about the fucking virus and just watch top gear

@roxydzey

11 ай бұрын

​@@bakedsodium6528 yep they visited chernobyl

So I guess someone sat naked in Hammond's car?

@Shakes-Off-Fear

9 жыл бұрын

Perhaps more than just sat...

@TheGuyFromUme

9 жыл бұрын

Feces, pubic hair and tape with blood on it... There was some sick shit going on in Hammond's car!

@Shakes-Off-Fear

9 жыл бұрын

Sports tape with blood - Could be a sports related injury like Rugby where it's not uncommon to wrap a bloody wound in tape. Public hair and fecal matter - Someone probably has been naked, I'd want to know where they found it. I'd hazard a guess at the back seat.

@Interceptor810

9 жыл бұрын

50 Shades of Grey might have happened in Hammonds car

@MultiParasite

9 жыл бұрын

Shane Fell Public hair?

"Like driving around in a Moroccan Prison" lmao

@xzakx7036

7 жыл бұрын

MaxDoesStuff lol

@CountryHouseGent

7 жыл бұрын

MaxDoesStuff Was going to say the same as well. Piss myself with laughter.

@jezzaus2124

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao indeed

@ragimundvonwallat8961

6 жыл бұрын

ridiculous, this car is cleaner than a maroccan kitchen

@matthewkirby5394

4 жыл бұрын

Its classic comments like this that make clarkson a legend

Poor John trying to keep a straight face and remain professional the entire time Jeremy, James and Richard are making jokes lol.

James: I quite like gentleman's relish

@dionwoollaston5717

6 жыл бұрын

William Vazquez its moments like that are the reason Jeremy makes jokes about James being a sex deviant

@MichaelD8393

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh, you didn't mean the stuff from the jar!" 😂

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy and Richard: _[highly visible revulsion that could probably be seen from space]_

James: "I quite like gentleman's relish" Jeremy's face Hammonds face James realisation " oh you don't mean the stuff from the jar..."

"You didn't mean the stuff from the jar." XD James

@Nderak

7 жыл бұрын

What is gentlemans relish? Somethign nasty i presume

@ilibertywalkedmybaconct4445

7 жыл бұрын

McMuffinFluffin xD

@commandercoop2921

6 жыл бұрын

Well its supposed to be Anchovy paste, i dont know what Clarkson meant though.

@hiwaibrahimsalih3517

6 жыл бұрын

McMuffinFluffin hi

@deyanpetkov4714

6 жыл бұрын

McMuffinFluffin iii

Literally the best moment when clarkson said that his "collegues were distressed" after the forensic tests and then there's Hammond.... Like in a spacesuit and gas mask. LoL!!!!

@bman4099

8 жыл бұрын

Hammond...it's time to cook

@teancrumpets5685

5 жыл бұрын

Hazmat suit

@Francis63591

5 жыл бұрын

thay guy with a pair of reasonably sized speakers NBC suit and s10 or fm12 respirator

@AverageAlien

5 жыл бұрын

spacesuit

@uttamjeetsingh7451

4 жыл бұрын

@@teancrumpets5685 Breaking Bad

2:40 you can still hear Hammond's alarm lol

@Tony-112

6 жыл бұрын

hahaha yep

Hammonds reaction to hearing “ Pubic Hair” and James’s laugh when Faeces is mentioned is pure comedy gold!

5:59 - 6:10 The three types of people reacting to the coronavirus outbreak

@thegroupofreptiles6823

3 жыл бұрын

*underrated*

@thehammurabichode7994

3 жыл бұрын

1) Fools 2) Good good _boys_ with the proper type of N95 Respirator that I don't own 3) People who don't know how to ask what a respiratory virus is

@s.sestric9929

3 жыл бұрын

It's been 7 months. Have you gotten the virus? Recovered? Died?

@samurailobster6561

3 жыл бұрын

@@s.sestric9929 Yep

@communistdude6163

3 жыл бұрын

I have to so I have worn and gas mask into a supermarket breathed in some of the freshed Air I have ever breathed in

0:00 That opening just screams Donald and Douglas from Thomas the Tank Engine!

@matthewjones9259

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t hear any screams from that scene from project g-1

@janicebing6621

3 жыл бұрын

Clarkson: Speed isn't everything! May: Is it not? Clarkson: Windows shutdown sound

@scottjurrjens8954

3 жыл бұрын

@@janicebing6621 underated comment bro

I remember putting any key in a 91 Toyota Camry ignitions, and it would start. It was partially a thief getaway car.

@handsome4922

8 жыл бұрын

you can do the same for your early 90s crown vics. there aren't anymore in existence out here lol

@braveraxeblade

8 жыл бұрын

I could start my Cressida with my Supra key and vice versa lol.

@scinorandex

7 жыл бұрын

You can start crown vics using any key

@chopsuey--

6 жыл бұрын

I could open my dad's old second hand car by putting a ruler in the key hole.

@Abo39FooR

6 жыл бұрын

old nissian cars were like this. they had this problem forever, some of them though doesn't run without it's original key, but you can open the door easliy with any nissian key. It actually was quite helping if your home had two nissian cars lol

That moment when they're thrashing a car I'd kill for lol.

@Bairdogg

8 жыл бұрын

crying watching this

@wutzitrone4522

8 жыл бұрын

+Bairdogg me too

@TheCool9090

8 жыл бұрын

t556yrt 66g

@appelpower1

8 жыл бұрын

+GhostDogDK The only one I'd prefer over the bus is James's, and even that one was fairly rubbish.

@hermannchan8930

8 жыл бұрын

Thank god the wheel was on the wrong side and I wouldnt buy it anyway.

Just in case anyone was wondering, Manlove Forensics is actually the real name of the company it is now called ArroGen Forensics

@s.sestric9929

3 жыл бұрын

MANLOVE RULES OK

@amw6394

2 жыл бұрын

@@s.sestric9929 HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

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@rep100Luxio

5 жыл бұрын

That needs to be a emoticon

@kjamison5951

5 жыл бұрын

Noice!

@johnxthan.mp4

5 жыл бұрын

(OO=[][]=OO)

@corentin7731

5 жыл бұрын

(OO=[][]=OO)

@mattn.8279

5 жыл бұрын

(OO=[][]=OO)

Clarkson: "Speed isn't everything..." May: (angrily): "Is it not?" Clarkson: "Attempting to pronounce Elon musk's child's name"

:’Aaaaand some flakes of skin’ Jeremy ‘That’ll be mine’😂

"Your car's got poo in it" cracked me up way more than it should have.

2:45 Those rare times when Jeremy Clarkson thinks that speed and power isn’t always the solution.

LMAO at James' immature snort when the dude said "pubic hairs"

Pubic hair? They better call +MightyCarMods to tell them that's not normal.

@johnscott305

8 жыл бұрын

mcmrules

@PK-qo1ww

7 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@abusalu2628

7 жыл бұрын

X cv

@Sicro-es8ds

7 жыл бұрын

There has been a murder in Richard's car.

@maryshetley3330

7 жыл бұрын

not just a murder from what i have heard about his car there was something else

1:46 seeing "sad hammond" makes me wanna give him a hug :(

@arcenalism

7 жыл бұрын

patrick Katalenas

@iloveplayingmid

7 жыл бұрын

patrick Katalenas poor Hammond 😥😥

3:44 " I quite like gentlemen's relish"..HAAAA!! That explains a lot about James May.

I had a 1984 325is. Loved that car. In dry weather it was fun. 300lb speaker box was the only thing that made it slightly drivable in anything other than sunshine.

E30 simply one of the finest and sexiest car that BMW ever build

@ralphknoxjohnson5030

9 жыл бұрын

Tandem Drifter and without blood, pubes, shit, bogies and sliver... and the paving stone... and the car alarm, and the broken brakes

@justforever96

8 жыл бұрын

+Ralph Knox Johnson I don't think BMW added those as factory options. I think the point was is that this kind of stuff you can expect to find in ANY used car, or even when you borrow your friends car. A lot of people have nasty habits in private. As for the fecal matter, they didn't say it was human (although if it was, it could have easily have been a family car, and their kid had an "accident" at some point). He didn't even say it was the front seat. It was more likely dog shit, if there was really "fecal matter" there at all and that wasn't just part of the script. He didn't say what kind of shit it was, just that it "appeared" to be fecal matter. I've seen lots of things that "appear" to be fecal matter. I also know that if you tested my pickup truck right now, you'd find evidence of "feces", because we went camping this summer, and my dog had an "accident" in the back of the cab. I cleaned it as best as I could, but I guarantee a forensic team would find "evidence of fecal matter", and probably could even after I finally bring it in to have it professionally shampooed. Doesn't bother me much; it's in the back, and I ride in the front. And that's all assuming that they actually found what they said they did, and weren't just following a script. Seems like a real forensic team should have found a lot more than what they did. At the very least, they told them to only report the nasty things they found. There should be clothing fibers, cigarette ashes, all kinds of stuff in a used car, and a forensic team ought to be able to find them all. Probably plenty of DNA as well.

@VX-97

8 жыл бұрын

+AliAleksandra Johnson Theres also E34 and E38 that are sexy.

@RetroAdzz

8 жыл бұрын

no

@Rj-tz5kb

7 жыл бұрын

you need a pair of glasses

"from a mosque in Birmingham..."they're good...they're good"

@TheROWAISHED

8 жыл бұрын

Masjid is mosque in arabic too

@pulkinpulman2028

5 жыл бұрын

Hey it's me from 2 years ago..haha still funny the 3574th times i watched this

@jiki776

5 жыл бұрын

hi @@pulkinpulman2028

@MASTERJJ1995

5 жыл бұрын

@@pulkinpulman2028 Welcome to 2 years in the future.

@kotletmaker328

4 жыл бұрын

@@pulkinpulman2028 lmqo

6:22 "Unfortunately the pixelating was done by a man that had just had his car nicked!"

6:03 turned out to be a very dark premonition of what life will turn out to be like in years to come 😂😂😂

6:06 better protection than we have got from 2020 virus

@communistdude6163

3 жыл бұрын

no I have that stuff to protect me LOL

"It's like driving around in a Moroccan prison" hahahahaha I miss people being offensive

I love that you can still hear Richard’s BMW beeping after the 0-100-0 race

4:39 James' face.

@arslanrahmetullin9648

9 жыл бұрын

какой серия знаеш?

I just love that they’re racing and Hammond alarm is still going off

2:45 "Speed isn't everything" - Jeremy Clarkson

Did the "Thief" @6:43 really just pull the window back and unlock the door with his hand? Top notch criminal there...

Me and the boys trying to not get coronavirus 6:00

I love that laughter, especially with the car alarm

6:29 hammond looks like a child 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sad Hammond noises 1:46

6:00- driving before Covid, 6:01-6:08 driving during Covid.

7:04 Best reaction ever. 😂🤣😂🤣

*_7:15_**_ Tfw Uzbekistan is double landlocked_*

@advaitkamatha_4438

Жыл бұрын

It will go to a country where there is port

"Speed isn't everything" -Jeremy Clarkson, (insert year here)

@iraqiraqi5475

6 жыл бұрын

E.P Σpan-//:;redeeming_code//:-insert-year//= 2011

@lestercarter4160

5 жыл бұрын

2018 - The Grand Tour "SPEED AND POWER"

"Its like driving around in a Moroccan prison in the front of his car" 😂😂

"Speed isn't everything!" I never though I would hear these words come out of Jeremy's mouth.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

He probably wasn't expecting it either, you could almost hear a Windows error sound coming from within his skull

3:55 lets start the video here 😂

Jeremy: Normal James: Normal with mask Hammond: HAZMAT suit

That gentleman's relish bit kills me every time

Love E30"s the best model of 3 series

Clarkson - "Speed isn't EVERYTHING!" Also Clarkson - "SPEED AND POWER!"

Jeremy: “Speed isn’t everything” Also Jeremy: “POWAAAAA”

2:37 you can still hear hammond s bmw in the back 😂

Jeremy: normal driving May: mask and gloves Hammond: learned what was In the canister

Jeremy in this episode: Speed isn't everything Jeremy in every other episode: SPEED AND POWER

5:14 I almost died laughing at 2 at night

'Unfortunately the pixelating was done by a man who just had his care nicked' Bloody Brilliant

2:35 I love hammonds car going off in the background

"Cheap aftermarket alarm matched his cheap aftermarket wheels".. Wow, their knowledge is brilliant. Azev typ A wheels are cool and not very cheap!

@KakaTheJunn

8 жыл бұрын

And don't forget, there are some fake ones too

@tedarmavan

5 жыл бұрын

ATEV

5:50 your cars got poo in it

Jeremy: speed isnt evrything Also Jeremy: SPEED AND POWER!

James's face from 4:38 to 4:46 - hilarious! XD

I love how when Jeremy and James were arguing you could just hear Hammonds car in the background

“Well I quite like gentlemen’s relish”🤦‍♀️😂

Although I must have done this a hundred times, I'm about to start a Top Gear special marathon!

2021 approaching 2022 rewatching these past Top gear episodes.

Watching this in 2020 and how James and Hammond driver after the forensics test is actually how we drive round now.....😃

I love top gear! This show never seizes to amaze me!

Every time Jeremy buys any car in any episode never have any brakes at all lol 🤣

6:01 driving in 2019 6:03 driving in 2020 6:06 driving in 1350

0:06 looks like Richard Hammonds convertible is struggling to start up and now the alarm is going everytime he tries to start the car

2:40, you can still hear Hammond's alarm lol

I lost it at 6:06, I was literally crying 😂😂😂

This show, and these presenters, were perfect.

"gentleman's relish"

0:01 when u rev your car to the max

0:00 immediately got me bursting of laughter

4:46 Like how the forensic guy is enjoying telling him that

Hammond has that 2020 outfit going on with the corona virus and all

Nice cars ^^ have a 318i aswell, but in a better condition with the steeringwhell on correct side ^^ always fun to go drifting with these cars

to this day this is one of my favourite segment of the show

The E30s had the most iconic BMW front end. It was mostly all downhill after that.

I could not stop laughing at the forensic lab part.