I think it's really funny how it isn't "martial arts" that he's a fan of, it's SPECIFICALLY attacking people that's his most favorite thing. He doesn't study or train, he just attacks people.

@sasdagreat8052

3 жыл бұрын

There's a difference between passionately training your body and honing your skills vs passionately attacking anyone in a 1 metre radius from you. I'd fancy the latter too

@fourscarlet7581

3 жыл бұрын

@@sasdagreat8052 I mean, he can kick pretty good and that's all you really need in a lot of fights.

@sasdagreat8052

3 жыл бұрын

@@fourscarlet7581 True, that roundhouse must've taken a lot of test subjects to train.

@Zakkarypillow5771

3 жыл бұрын

Considering how many he has attacked he has probably picked up a thing or two.

@cheetaih

3 жыл бұрын

A prediction of China's coercive diplomacy.

Some years later: The Stig: No Jeremy that is the producer!

@danielstewart5770

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@kewii3386

3 жыл бұрын

i mean the producer was making fun of jeremy while he was mourning his mother so the producer defintely deserves it

@hoechansucks2323

3 жыл бұрын

@@kewii3386 zombie buro zombie buro

@yerdasellsavon9232

3 жыл бұрын

@@kewii3386 what

@manictiger

3 жыл бұрын

The producer: What are you doing! I'm not Piers Morgan!

We need japanese stig a skinny guy who drifts on every turn

@ExXxC4L1BUR

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@skylineXpert

3 жыл бұрын

the stigs tofu delivering cousin

@ExXxC4L1BUR

3 жыл бұрын

@@skylineXpertwith the Project D gang behind

@onethirdmayo8556

3 жыл бұрын

He surely is but sadly we cannot get him in the show since he`s an anime character.

@frozengrip2609

3 жыл бұрын

@Karina Peters Pretty sure there is an American Stig who is just fat if that counts.

The fact that Clarkson and May hardly flinched during Attack Stig’s barrage implies that Clarkson and May are extremely powerful

@branchyapple

3 жыл бұрын

Im great at parties Thank for the support

@jazzyjaiden

3 жыл бұрын

@@branchyapple I bet you’re great at parties

@branchyapple

3 жыл бұрын

@@jazzyjaiden ironically with a comment like this. I can say the exact same thing about you

@ganii1804

3 жыл бұрын

jeremy is at the end of the powerscale

@amateurtries7542

3 жыл бұрын

@@branchyapple You really can't tho

Some say he disguised himself as Clarkson when he punched the producer.

@ItsTheKerminator

9 жыл бұрын

tavi921 You sir have unraveled the conspiracy.

@SuperGamewarrior101

7 жыл бұрын

Some say he's Jackie Chan reincarnated.

@lonelyegg4377

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Klein But how could that be possible as he's still alive?

@SuperGamewarrior101

6 жыл бұрын

That's the idea of the joke.

@SPBaviation

5 жыл бұрын

tavi921 lolol

"THAT IS THE DIRECTOR!" Well I see that didnt stop you jeremy

@Zak-ob5ze

4 жыл бұрын

He punched a PRODUCER who actually deserved it

@skylerhickman3646

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zak-ob5ze lol

@the_real_crying_cat240

4 жыл бұрын

Zack E what did the producer do?

@januaryfebuarymarch

4 жыл бұрын

He got him the wrong food.

@buzzytrombone4353

4 жыл бұрын

@@januaryfebuarymarch No he got the right food, it just wasn't hot.

I like how the Chinese Stig has a pattern when he attacks people. It’s almost always three punches and a kick, and sometimes a second kick for good measure.

@d9zirable

Жыл бұрын

basic moveset

@RatelHBadger

Жыл бұрын

Except for his finishing move.... "IN THE PLUMS!"

@verifeli

8 ай бұрын

​@@RatelHBadger4-strike plum blossom technique.🌸🌸🌸🌸

@MaykelFS23

8 ай бұрын

You guys know Solid Snake? ok, you welcome. 😂

@similaritiesendhere

7 ай бұрын

A 1,2,1 combination naturally leads to a kick with the back leg (usually a low/leg kick). Expecting the easier low kick is how a lot of people get kicked in the face during sparring. Point is, Stig's Chinese cousin seems to be legitimately trained.

"There's only one race, the human race. and y'all are gonna lick my boot." - The Stig's Chinese cousin

@samdherring

2 жыл бұрын

"There's only ever been one stig. He's me." - Chinese Stig, probably

"No, that is the director! You only punch the producer!"

@Acstasy

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA i geddit

No Jeremy, that is the director! Don't attack him!

@discountpharmacy5217

8 жыл бұрын

+DMGaina savage

@ommmar6324

8 жыл бұрын

+DMGaina complete savage

@xavierh.5102

8 жыл бұрын

+DMGaina savager

@theslowsurrendr6252

8 жыл бұрын

Dam son... Savage

@theenigmaencoder92

8 жыл бұрын

Derick Savage

Apparently stigs grandpa was some sort of modern genghis khan and 0.5% of all men are stigs cousin

@mynamejeff4642

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's related to genghis khan 🤔

@TaikaJamppa

Ай бұрын

@@mynamejeff4642Or the real one 😮

"oh it's interesting, he's attacking the starter, I thought it was a racist thing" 😂

Apparently, Chinese Stig showed one too many useful moves for Jeremy Clarkson and got him fired in the process

@simonyik7222

8 жыл бұрын

Constantine Joseph haha too funny

@mewwew411

8 жыл бұрын

+Constantine Joseph He's just on a paid leave, they wouldn't dare fire him.

@zakito111

8 жыл бұрын

+Constantine Joseph lol it's too funny but hes doing his best i think

@watermalone5782

5 жыл бұрын

I heard he replaced jackie chan

@iwayanbagus2271

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

I thought Jeremy was the one to punch the director...

@krysle3337

8 жыл бұрын

Savage!

@DoYouHaveTheBallz

8 жыл бұрын

I scrolled down solely to find this comment, and I did.

@viper28793

8 жыл бұрын

No no, Jeremy only punches producers

@Jace888

8 жыл бұрын

Well, at least we know where the idea was inspired from

@hamlettelmah441

7 жыл бұрын

some say but who knows

The sense of humor the editors and presenters have on Top Gear is just God-level. Incredibly well done.

The stig attacking the camera crew was hilarious

aaah, top gear and their not-so-subtle stereotypes. Brings a tear to my eye.

@tornut24

8 жыл бұрын

But they didn't stereotype him as being a bad driver. I'm Asian and I suck at driving.

@fatherofwar1203

8 жыл бұрын

When the next video on autoplay is the Stig's American cousin... I can't help but agree with you.

@Firemarioflower

6 жыл бұрын

Suck at driving??? Japanese drivers are the most skilled drivers and especially drifters you can find!!!

@djkyle4289

6 жыл бұрын

whatupguys1 at top tear insted of top gear

@EthanBradburyVlogs

5 жыл бұрын

@@Firemarioflower Japanese people arent Asian

so im assuming theres stigs from every part of the world.

@Todd7694

6 жыл бұрын

there are!!!!!!!!!

@handyandy5861

6 жыл бұрын

There is 1 in every country

@amdog5055

6 жыл бұрын

Some say......there are....

@kaamuu557

6 жыл бұрын

Ugandan Stig Wakandan Stig

@kaamuu557

6 жыл бұрын

Theres a Racist Stig

0:40 little did we know Chinese stig was Jeremy's inspiration

I don't know why I laugh so hard when Jeremy says "that's the worst Stig we've ever had."

i mean, you must've known that its all scripted but even then, there's just something about top gear when they were there, that made it, special.

@skuzza405

5 жыл бұрын

the characters that the trio play are so consistent and well written with care and love that it works beautifully.

@micglou

4 жыл бұрын

@@skuzza405 They don't play 'characters' and most of what they say en do is not scripted at all... of course they plan out what they're filming because they are making a tv show and must have plans, and of course certain things are setup before hand. But the banter, the jokes etc are mostly all adlibbed. The producers set the scenario and just let them do their thing...

@Chief_Miles_OBrien

4 жыл бұрын

You know it’s scripted but it’s still funny some how

@Mypenisissmallbut

10 күн бұрын

The banter isn’t majorly scripted. These guys aren’t actors it’s so obvious on TGT when a scripted accident happens.

0:05 *When you forget how to play a game so you spam all the moves to remember*

@alinnson3256

3 жыл бұрын

What games do u play lmao

@vortirio2323

3 жыл бұрын

My first time in mortal kombat.

@D_LGND

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly me trying to figure out the Toy Story 3 and Lego Marvel Superheroes controls

@sillylittleowlguy2392

2 жыл бұрын

Me playing Devil May Cry

@therifler5308

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr I have Tekken 7

“Rides nicely “ runs someone over “most of the time”

@maheshjayakumar569

2 жыл бұрын

How did he time that lol

@viken2073

5 күн бұрын

@@maheshjayakumar569 Hello im from the future, he saw a round bump and simply timed it.

I always laugh when James say “trumpchi” and just points to the car 😅

Some say he's attacked every person he's ever met.

@wipe0utpuls3

8 жыл бұрын

+Blake's Gaming PC others say he has the largest collection of hentai in the world

@Eisenhand96

6 жыл бұрын

wipe0utpuls3 but that would be the Stig's japanese cousin :P

@Alpha-106

5 жыл бұрын

No that would be.... Some Say He leaves the house Other Say He has the Largest Collection of hentai in the world.... But its not the stig but the Stig's Japanese Cousin In a AE86 going down that moutain.

@ryze9153

5 жыл бұрын

@@Alpha-106 lol

@Kiwi_taken

5 жыл бұрын

Some say he's actually Chinese AND Japanese

Some say Jeremy Clarkson took lessons from the Stig's Chinese cousin to beat up that producer.

@amonronin8759

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he was dressed in white with a helmet on when he did it

@SanityDrop

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Jayyy-7

4 жыл бұрын

*Director

I was always impressed how close this guy was doing those kicks, and somehow avoided contact lol. Look how close he is to James May's face haha

I just love this stig... He is hilarious😁 I just wish both stigs were together. One with the cool demeanor and the other who is wreckless and violent😂

No Jeremy that is the director! Don't hit him!

@anjasfajaryan6201

8 жыл бұрын

lolll!!! 😂😂😂

@pokechat89789780

8 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Bartman954

7 жыл бұрын

See what you did there

@angelamartin3449

7 жыл бұрын

that was not jeremy it was the chinses stig

@fallingcrane1986

6 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is God

0:08 when you only know the Básic movements in fighting games

@crazypsychovirgoman6990

4 жыл бұрын

Most male fighters in fighting games

@bigblackman404

4 жыл бұрын

What season and episode is this

@thanhucluc7267

4 жыл бұрын

Básic? Vietnamese detected

@yammmit

4 жыл бұрын

basic*

@vtrvr511

4 жыл бұрын

He nearly lost his balance on the second high kick. 0:12 His left foot ripped on the floor, got unbalanced, recovered and then decided to pause the game.

"We are doomed." - Five years later - Yes... yes we are.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

Especially now, yeah. _[Insert wary glance at Russia here]_

Jeremys all time favourite comment " IN THE PLUMS !"

0:40 Yeah, don't punch the director......

@jkl1

7 жыл бұрын

he is racist

3:56 - Airbag didn't deploy.

@leandrooliveira3070

9 жыл бұрын

Maybe because the Speed difference was kinda insignificant

@Harry-vj7ju

9 жыл бұрын

***** It was a joooooke

@leandrooliveira3070

9 жыл бұрын

Nunsbangbus Dayum... XD lololol

@soduno596

9 жыл бұрын

Animator22 They drove the car too fast

@dooplon5083

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr! He could have died!

I know they would never do that but that kick in the plums and reaction to the kick in said plums was very convincing.

3:03 I love how this implies that Jeremy is stronger than attack stig

6:25 rides nicely.... most of the time😂😂

@festiverobin6402

4 жыл бұрын

That killed me

@suhask7

4 жыл бұрын

@@festiverobin6402 How in the world can he time it that well??!!!

@semitruck8116

4 жыл бұрын

Haaaa

@filmandfirearms

4 жыл бұрын

@@suhask7 More likely it was a pothole or something like that than the car fucking up. He would've been able to see it coming and time the line accordingly. If it was the gearbox, then he very well could've learned what causes that from driving it earlier and done it deliberately

@okok-oe5sr

3 жыл бұрын

uUuUuUh...

Ok its 5 years later and I dont know anyone driving a Chinese car.

@antwango

4 жыл бұрын

london taxis, Lotuses

@imadeanaccounttocomment7800

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Foxtrot Most of your parts in cheaper cars come from China. Plus they outsource a lot of metal so at least some part of your car is going to be Chinese. Tesla volks wagon and so on all have factories in China it’s not a chines brand but it sure is made in China.

@MinotaurvsCyclops

4 жыл бұрын

@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 different because they are built to those brands quality standards. They have a lot of quality control, Chinese brands do not. Some Chinese cars are good, some are shit - that's what you get for bad quality control

@ridzkyasdi2510

4 жыл бұрын

from where I'm from, there are lots of chinese cars

@MikeFoxtrot1

4 жыл бұрын

Where? China?

To this day I still think him attacking the film crew and the guy with the mic trying to fend him off is one of the most underrated bits of comedy from Topgear

"My genius, sometimes, its almost frightening"

7:45 And on that bombshell it‘s time to end. Until next week, good night. Ah even without the subtitles. One of the most iconic lines in TV series history.

@ObristPlayep

4 жыл бұрын

Limeddäsch well, if we had to do a direct translation of what he said, it’d be “time is up now. Bombshell, end, goodnight!”

@off_mah_lawn2074

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was actually wondering if he said that or something else for the Chinese audience

the crash test made me chuckle

@tactful_proposal

7 жыл бұрын

Although, to their credit, the C-NCAP does give out a suspicious number of five-star ratings (>90% of all tested cars)

@maxproulx8235

7 жыл бұрын

haha

@lpsp442

7 жыл бұрын

Good ol' Chinese collusion.

I really wanted to meet the Stig's Japanese cousin who delivers tofu and drifts at literally every turn.

@xmstr4553

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen

The beginning is literally Trevor in every single mission lmao

why am i seeing this in recommended after 5 years, AND during coronavirus quarantine

@yacineterki3542

4 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@jss9413

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@chrirox4265

4 жыл бұрын

@@yacineterki3542 you realize when internet get you when you search this thing

@DylanDavis3610

4 жыл бұрын

Stig gonna make me act up if you keep making thumbnails like that

@dirtydirtdog3858

4 жыл бұрын

Uranus D Chinese Stig was and is still the best

3:33 you ever seen Chinese traffic jam? 2mph test would be enough

@sebby324

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@nyuztov

4 жыл бұрын

Specifically, at the Chinese new year

I love how childish the stig is LMAO

‘In the plums’ never gets old 😂

I wonder what will German or Russian Stig will do. Total destruction!

@orglee

9 жыл бұрын

Polish would take the car and drive away while drinking vodka. :D ~I'm talking from experience of course.

@PillzSufrie

9 жыл бұрын

German Stig was the same as normal Stig but he had a mullet. Russian Stig (or Communist Stig) had a red suit and like riding around in scrambler bikes :P

@mindkiller76

9 жыл бұрын

Russian Stig would be drunk and carry Putins photo.

@schachtelhd4449

9 жыл бұрын

We Germans have an own stag?! I'm even not sure if we havtopic here in Germany. I've just seen top gear USA with German translation in the German TV show 😳

@schachtelhd4449

9 жыл бұрын

*Stig. *if we have top gear in

At the start of the segment, imagine if Chinese Stig got it wrong - and actually connected a few of those hits. =)

@friendlyfiregaming4601

9 жыл бұрын

Wait.. He was missing?!?!

@SickboyOuO

9 жыл бұрын

He would get suspended by BBC lol

@TheAtomicCARROT1000

9 жыл бұрын

SickboyOuO Haha

@Hugothester

9 жыл бұрын

SickboyOuO I see what you did there xD

@chaitanyarao5546

9 жыл бұрын

SickboyOuO he wouldn't have his contact renewed and would go to Netflix to rival British stig.

it's crazy that it's almost 6 years and unfortunately this still didn't happen yet.

@subie1019

3 жыл бұрын

Richard did test the Nio EP9 supercar made by chinese

@kiddhkane

3 жыл бұрын

"unfortunately"? You mean "thank God"?

@wolf_dragon_aa8037

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiddhkane wait what???why???

I love that they're having fun and busting each other's chops.

Stig's Chinese cousin is Jackie Chan.

@dontusehername

8 жыл бұрын

+christian luna how ever did you think of that?

@FizzyArtCola

8 жыл бұрын

dontusehername Well, Jackie Chan is one time favorite actor and director. Also like Stig's cousin, Jackie got a sense of comedy.

@dontusehername

8 жыл бұрын

christian luna ok fascinating

@loporina

8 жыл бұрын

+christian luna Wouldn't surprise me. Jackie is a bit of a car nut, had a deal with Mitsubishi for the longest time and did a movie called Thunderbolt which is him racing. So...he can drive. And drive well.

@FizzyArtCola

8 жыл бұрын

loporina You see my point.

2:58 this is entertaining Stig I prefer 🤣

@aaliyahdelrosario4497

3 жыл бұрын

People: exist Attack Stig: I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY

@janguziak8406

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaliyahdelrosario4497 PERSON: is enjoying his existence Stig: ...so... I started blasting

@butitwasmedio

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaliyahdelrosario4497 The Attack Tita- Stig I approve

3:55 😂😂😂😂 james' look of relief and Jeremy's of surprise

"in five years time we're all going to be driving Chinese cars" 2020: honey, you've got a big storm coming

This is where Jeremy learned how to treat crew members

@zajagter2888

4 жыл бұрын

That's unfair

@harryleaver7331

4 жыл бұрын

Calum Cooper 🤣🤣🤣

"What's his first favorite thing?" "Attacking people..." So you know, we gave him a car.

7:16 in the plums

Imagine Road rage with this guy!

the 3 chinese people in the end are still better than Chris Evans. Maybe you should consider hiring THEM instead.

@harrycallahan9733

4 жыл бұрын

Their Mandarin was terrible though, definitely not natives :)

@kiddhkane

3 жыл бұрын

@@harrycallahan9733 whats mandarin? you mean chinese?

@harrycallahan9733

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiddhkane THE standard Chinese. When people say they speak Chinese, this is what they mean :) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chinese

@user-ss8fc9cq8l

3 жыл бұрын

​@@harrycallahan9733 No, even worse than my english...

7:15 IN THE PLUMS!!!

@LaserStriker100

5 жыл бұрын

I almost died of laughter lol lol lol

@midnight_gmr8562

5 жыл бұрын

British levels rising at unprecedented rates...

@midnight_gmr8562

5 жыл бұрын

British levels rising at unprecedented rates...

@midnight_gmr8562

5 жыл бұрын

British levels rising rapidly...

@Forenzikproductions

5 жыл бұрын

Got a nice blueish hue to em, fresh and ready for the picking. Getting ready to take em to the farmers market!

These two fine gentlemen will never be replaced.

The little grunts and smacks when he's showing his fighting skills made me laugh my ass off 10 seconds in

@trebor1841978

3 жыл бұрын

And also midway through his lap attacking the marshall haha 2:58

Anyone else notice he had his signal when hitting one turn? Such a polite stig.

So ironic that Jeremy would punch the director later...

I think Stig had too much fun in this scene til that he attacked the crew.

this clip is timeless.

0:57 Jeremy over here treating him like he's a bomb-threat.

james may, jeremy clarkson, richard hammond. :'( i'll be waiting for THE GRAND TOUR!!!

@wetkneehouston6293

7 жыл бұрын

00:01 GMT Tomorrow!

@VinarcoKie

7 жыл бұрын

today ;)

@antonchigur4299

7 жыл бұрын

A few days ago :)

@corneliuslai9669

7 жыл бұрын

Vinarco Kie h

00:04 i thought for a long time that it was Hammond in the stig's suit getting his revanche on Jeremy for everything he'd done to him. But then he didn't crash the cars...

7:30 The ending was perfect 🤣🤣😂😂👌🏻👌🏻

@aaliyahdelrosario4497

3 жыл бұрын

Another event that never happened

@Deano-Dron81

3 ай бұрын

@@aaliyahdelrosario4497What?

The level of entertainment though... I miss these guys on the Top Gear series

The stigs mum must have lived in many countries

@herrrexpenguin2629

6 жыл бұрын

Mac Guy3135 then they be his brothers not cousins

@mirzaahmed6589

4 жыл бұрын

You have 69 likes. I'd like your comment, but nah.

The stigs always been one of my fav people on that show n this just adds the cherry on top lol

I remember those episodes... They went to Starbucks and found a copy of Starbucks shop exactly next to Starbucks original

0:45 that guy turned his head at the right time to make it look like he really got punched lol

Why isn't his helmet visor narrower?

@tantive4

9 жыл бұрын

Because Top Gear is above making racist stereotype jokes. Sometimes

@Diffide

9 жыл бұрын

Hahahha

@SaladFingers_

9 жыл бұрын

tantive4 Hahahahahhahahahahh!!!!!!

@josephsmith1149

6 жыл бұрын

SaladFingers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sorry

@kuyt20

6 жыл бұрын

"Because the kids need new shoes".

Man top gear is still one of my fav shows to rewatch lol

I’m watching this 5 years after it was made

They should have The Stigs talking cousin.

@SuperBlazeOfficial

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@liverush24

9 жыл бұрын

Chatterbox Stig.

@fairuztaha8291

9 жыл бұрын

Gru

@junglejuicejuno

6 жыл бұрын

They should also have the Stig’s Sea-Faring cousin

0:40 "That's the director!" It didn't stop you Jeremy did it lol

@xyc8315

2 жыл бұрын

Inside Jeremy's heart: justice ! lool

Good SATIRES on bloody subjects, WELL DONE !

I just love the sound effects

Dude: Says he likes electrics* Jeremy Clarkson: 0:20

Those crash tests had me dying, hilarious

@kazman_the_destroyer_of_souls

8 ай бұрын

a testament to Chinese safety

The sound guy even tried to hit back 🤣🤣

Can we talk about how well controlled his kicks were?

"In the plums!" haha

@JUNIOR43950

9 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha

Jeremy: No Attack Stig! You can’t attack the producer, that’s my job!

I like the Red Alert 3 soundtrack put there when the chinese Stig came.

He attack, he defend but most importantly he drive

Omg the punching sound effects! >:'D

I’m 4 years in the future. They’ve done nothing as of 2019

@speedrob

4 жыл бұрын

Find them on Amazon Prime, or you mean nothing new this year?

@callum910

4 жыл бұрын

@@speedrob he means Chinese car companies

@tyvanvleet

4 жыл бұрын

Currently in China as I view this and can confirm.

@chukwow5738

4 жыл бұрын

ItsLouis Well, they own Volvo as a starter

@Man_Down_6

4 жыл бұрын

Or 2020

0:52 "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"

that timing was impeccable for "drives nicely... most of the time"

"Any injuries?" "None at all."

@kurtisallies

4 жыл бұрын

says that hitting a fome wall t 000.1 miles per hour

0:44 Im all ways amazed of how big crew they actually got filming this. I wonder do they carry that crew around the world or use smaller crew, or should I say did use :(

@benjy6358

8 ай бұрын

they did..from various podcast and videos on them, they will send a team of several people to scout the country that they will be going weeks, or month prior..even when they done fliming with the trio, there will be a team including undisguised stig/ben collins drive through the route again, for b-roll and stuff..

7:01 *Tries guessing Chinese car manufacturers' five year plans*

I don't know why, but to me this is the funniest bit they ever did on Top Gear. Ironically, Clarkson was later to imitate the Stig's Chinese Cousin and attack a Producer himself.