"Hope you like prison food, crim" James May is literally the most quotable of the three.

@Jayqo

3 жыл бұрын

‘ they stop for an ice cream and then their knicked’

@noahsutcliffe1466

3 жыл бұрын

Catching crims and locking them up... in your community

@fupert

3 жыл бұрын

"Are stupid or are you just special" is my favorite

@alexlovelady8249

3 жыл бұрын

“Cock”

@varolussalsanclar1163

3 жыл бұрын

Tire squeal from the 1970s

"The Police: Call 999 for details" cracks me up every time.

@ROBLOXGamingDavid

Жыл бұрын

They might end up calling the rock band by chance.

@FedSignal

Жыл бұрын

@@ROBLOXGamingDavid You need a message in a bottle to get ahold of em

@ellieflaggirl934

18 күн бұрын

@@FedSignal😂 a message in a bottle LMAO

I like how they laugh at James' time, yet in the end he turns out to be the fastest because his car is the only one that functions normally that's also not driven by Jeremy Clarkson.

@extrm161

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zntqx5aNka3em6w.html Almost like this ⬆️

@kaydensrailway5594

Жыл бұрын

What else do you expect from a Lexus 🤣

@fr8ener96

Жыл бұрын

James May dosen't deserve the hate he gets.

@baysikinos8626

Жыл бұрын

@@fr8ener96 Nobody hates him

@doctorsuave

Жыл бұрын

@@baysikinos8626 yeah I’m pretty sure he’s one of those few universally liked people, a la Paul Rudd and Tom Hanks.

"it was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it" best line ever

"they stop for an ice cream and then they're knicked" 🤣🤣

@sakeriyasaleh4820

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@liberty_niko4086

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda M ❤️

@crispincurtis8585

4 жыл бұрын

Right 😂😂

@SKoo-cj6ii

4 жыл бұрын

3 replies but 1K likes insane.

@robloxbear8111

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

"I hear a lot of noise, but not a lot of movement. Its really like Jeremy." - Hammond is king!

@Marco-pd1hj

5 жыл бұрын

Logan Paul didn't see a lot of movement as well

@robloxbear8111

4 жыл бұрын

@Oliver Hodges nope, God is Jesus i think

@oldfridge5059

3 жыл бұрын

Roblox Bear but i thought jesus is king?

@geeooo

3 жыл бұрын

Shreyas N same 😂

@RadioBanglaAdelaide

3 жыл бұрын

I read this while Hammond said that. Coincidence

When Top Gear was interesting, funny and rewatchable.

@ronaldmcdonalds925

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@1_bynx

3 жыл бұрын

They made a new show it's called the grand tour

@wikz8480

2 жыл бұрын

@@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 Yeah everyone knows

@jprtm7h

2 жыл бұрын

How i mis these days

@jabo0210

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. New Grand Tour and newest Top Gear episodes are just embarrassing.

”Tire squeal from the 1970’s!” ”Left” ”I hope you like prison food, crims!”

@APersonOnYouTubeX

2 жыл бұрын

Looking good

@stachuwalczyk6051

2 жыл бұрын

@@APersonOnKZreadX General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

These guys have the best jobs in the world.

@arietanti6031

9 жыл бұрын

I agree

@ev0playz423

5 жыл бұрын

*had*

@declanmarshall3100

5 жыл бұрын

@@ev0playz423 still do

@dmkappa62

5 жыл бұрын

But you have to say it like Jeremy..in the world

@Maxwell0910

5 жыл бұрын

Lexus IS gt3 rs

I really love James’ slogans on his emergency vehicles. 🚔 Catching crims and locking them up in your community. 🚑 Picking up ill people and taking them to hospital in your community. 🚒 Tracking small fires in your community.

@NeurodivergentSuperiority

2 жыл бұрын

Not in the country Not in the sub-continent Not in the continent Not in the planet Not in the solar system Not in the galaxy Not in the universe Not in the multiverse Not in the omniverse But in your community :3

@AstonL3

2 жыл бұрын

When was the fire one

@christopher32074

2 жыл бұрын

@@AstonL3 It’s in the Grand Tour Episode called Unscripted. James converted a Lada Riva car into a fire engine and drove around town. His goal is to look for a real fire catastrophe since there’s no script for this episode. He was unable to find one so he took some trash and set it on fire in a barrel and then went away and drove back to extinguish it. Later on, he extinguished a local’s barbecue. And then when making a bushfire, Jeremy and Richard explained to him that it’s already obvious that James will put it out immediately because his fire engine is right behind him and so they drove further away, made their own bushfire and told James to come in and extinguish it. When he did so, he drove so slowly that the fire started to burn out of control. He tried to use up all his water and his fire extinguishers but none of them worked. And while putting it out by just hitting it with a wet floor sign, a fire fighting airplane approached and dropped a huge amount of sand putting out the fire and damaging the car in its way.

@deborahwood7089

Жыл бұрын

Good slogans! I'm sure it was supposed to mean "Catching crims in your community and locking them up" or Catching crims and locking them up for your community" but this is Top Gear, so of course it's gonna be jokey.

"I'll easily be able to conquer four hoodies in a stole Datsun" -Jeremy Clarkson

@hybridAbsol

2 жыл бұрын

I guess Nissan are easy steal in the UK compare to Honda ?

It's been six years, I finally slowed it down, and watched Hammond smash through the boxes in slow motion.

@Jasper_J

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t bad actually was it?

@trafionathebigenderfriend1127

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jasper_J Yeah, I would even say that it looked good

@Julian-mj4tb

Жыл бұрын

What makes it even better is Jeremy's ''Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh''

What happens if you just pull up onto the pavement and there are women and children are walking there? they'll have their legs cut off, obviously

@macman975

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that is EXACTLY what i have just heard. Well done.

@tribbly09

4 жыл бұрын

Cut off*

@semii2744

4 жыл бұрын

Sketchy Sketches 400th liker.

@joreyasmus7676

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@i6oub-49

4 жыл бұрын

Sketchy Sketches I just heard that in the vid

Love how Hammonds so called 'Stinger' breaks off and then in another shot it's back on and then it's off again. He should have won for that.

@andreweilers4720

8 жыл бұрын

He used the force to put the stinger back on the car.

@1bestrafung

5 жыл бұрын

They had to reuse earlier shots because he finished upside down.

@averagecoloniser4586

5 жыл бұрын

bestrafung whot

@Maverick9k

5 жыл бұрын

@@averagecoloniser4586 its a joke that references the supermarket race

@arminhashtroodi8432

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!

As an American, I love how much fun they poke at us. Jeremy announcing Hammond's car is direct from San Francisco almost killed me.

@MakeItWithCalvin

Жыл бұрын

I used to live in SF, they were not wrong 😂.

@jsully8076

Жыл бұрын

@@MakeItWithCalvin I've been there, and no my friend, they were not wrong! Peace to you!

6:32 *BANG* "I'm not in 4WD Anymore !"

"call 999 for details"

@elvisfrancis30

4 жыл бұрын

If that doesn't work, try 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

@mgafMUAT

4 жыл бұрын

I remember that at this point that it originally played Take my breath away

@namesomething1dk

4 жыл бұрын

Malaysia emergency centre: Yes, may I help you

@WallaGamers

4 жыл бұрын

Elvis Francis I’ve had a bit of a tumble

@jestemgei3152

4 жыл бұрын

That's polish emergency number

It was unmistakably a door mat with some nails in it, so we moved on.

@adrian5b

4 жыл бұрын

Britishiest humour ever

@gemth9853

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment as that line played. Amazing.

@Pepeluisvai

3 жыл бұрын

El

@hrsh042

2 жыл бұрын

This had me cracked

@treehousekohtao

2 жыл бұрын

You noticed!?!

I love how there is a level of how accurate their cars are, James May: Accurate Jeremy Clarkson: kind of accurate Richard Hammond: OH GOD

@alistairwalker2850

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy’s car is meant to look like an Italian police car, which it does

@paulmoore394

2 жыл бұрын

@@alistairwalker2850 Only that it's painted the colour of his Alfa 75.

@rust5846

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulmoore394 fun fact it’s the paint off of a Skoda fabia :3

@caflee7801

2 жыл бұрын

@@rust5846 :3

@lyonvensa

2 жыл бұрын

The funniest part is, through a little convenience, Hammond's car was the one who won in the end lol

I don’t know why but @ 3:25 I love the way Jeremy does the count down ‘elegantly’ with the rude hand gesture 🤣🤣 makes me laugh every time

I miss old top gear.

@twotonefox

5 жыл бұрын

JT Rayborn USA

@asadrazakamal3476

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I also miss the old top gear

@hansdietrich83

5 жыл бұрын

@@twotonefox What?

@Rideeon

5 жыл бұрын

@@hansdietrich83 Think he meant The Grand Tour. new show with these guys going on to season 3 soon.

@JGKarting

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

when you get 0.5 star wanted level in gta XD

@danwat1234

5 жыл бұрын

That's not much, just let you off with a warning at 0.5 star wanted level.

@stayfrosty6290

5 жыл бұрын

More like when you see a fake cop trying to play off as a real one in DOJ.

@jameskelly2154

4 жыл бұрын

timeroller more like 0.05

@kaiserwilhelmiiemperorofge2801

4 жыл бұрын

5.0*

@johncastle7884

4 жыл бұрын

Ivan Chen paw patrol

3:33 "I've pulled away." 🤣🤣🤣

5:32 "You can hear a lot of noise but not a lot of movement. It's very much like Jeremy."

@hybridAbsol

2 жыл бұрын

Fernando Alonso as well, he do be like that

@puuoyevigannogreven8781

2 жыл бұрын

@@hybridAbsol really? whose fan are you seb, schumi?

"In jail no one can hear you scream."

@cranberryegg1236

4 жыл бұрын

Scary

@cranberryegg1236

3 жыл бұрын

Scary

@cranberryegg1236

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong.

@cranberryegg1236

3 жыл бұрын

Are paint guns.

@JuchePasa

3 жыл бұрын

@G5 Jet So you drive in front of

'It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it, so we moved on'... I can't cope

5:24 That cut in for the driver shot gets me every time! 🤣

@kokodjamba6657

Жыл бұрын

I tried to think of it as of something 70-s Italian... But it was obviously British 🤴

Jeremy - "Only one person can win this" *Cuts to the Stig*

“the police? da do do do, da da da da” LMAOOO

@MicroageHD

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent taste in music :D

7:50 lol that is just not a sound that any car should make

@Hampurilias

9 жыл бұрын

7:58 and that's just not a sound a Hammond should make.

@Kleavers

9 жыл бұрын

Sounds like its coughing blood or something :D

@Lukas19360

9 жыл бұрын

Just the sound that happens when you try and or fail a push start

@natehollingsworth1927

6 жыл бұрын

he was trying to push-start it

@JackFitzsimmonsZondaFan

5 жыл бұрын

6:35 *Loud thud from Hammond's Jeep* Nor is that.

1:00 James’s siren 😂🤣

This is one of those top gear classics where I can’t go 10 seconds without laughing. Love it

that's less soft focus and more 'life with cataracts'

@Isaackariuki775

5 жыл бұрын

Drew G haha

6:46 Hammond breaks the "stinger." Later there's a box on it. 7:11 the tire is back on.

@sumairb9978

5 жыл бұрын

7:23 reverted to box

@tranz2deep

5 жыл бұрын

You realize, of course, that footage was badly arranged like that on purpose.

@crimzon6880

5 жыл бұрын

tranz2deep no look at 7:23

@luzerino1124

4 жыл бұрын

Probably a silly editing error

@sean2zgordon

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice until I came in the comments, but I noticed Jeremy wore 2 different watches in the scene

Jeremy pulls out the Vaseline and everyone gets nervous lol 4:27

Anyone noticed the “Press ESC to exit full screen” sign in the top of the thumbnail?

@Doshee33

3 жыл бұрын

Lazy BBC peoples

@saba7733

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@falingo69420

3 жыл бұрын

I also saw it

@AnymMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@emilbertilsson1026

3 жыл бұрын

Biltemakörv är fina grejer 😍

2:01 "It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it" for some reason I found that hilarious

@2017acc

4 жыл бұрын

because it is lol

@Marco-hz4xu

4 жыл бұрын

@@2017acc kkmk

@lilyrose8062

3 жыл бұрын

... so we moved on

I don't know why am I reading the sticker on james car as Brazzers

@visionist7

5 жыл бұрын

Spearmint Rhino

@MrRafa1919

5 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHA Same here!

@stu1701E

4 жыл бұрын

@@visionist7 I think you mean Peppermint Rhinoceros.

@Bronyfur05

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@Ionusethisanymore6969

3 жыл бұрын

@Alex rozzers if they typed Brazzers they would end the show

0:55 Imagine being a kid hearing that and you thought it was an ice cream truck and when you following the noise it was actually James Mays police car 😂

Her: I'm home alone Me: 3:07

1:05 "No, they'll stop for an ice cream" 😂😂

@14oliverhedgehog74

20 сағат бұрын

"And then they're nicked" 😂

how many lightbars? hammond: *YES*

@Kppilone

4 жыл бұрын

My God, Dio watches top gear

0:18 Has to be one of my favorite lines in the history of Top Gear, alongside other things.

James May had the fastest time. Let that sink in, he was ahead by 5 seconds, which is more than they gave you for a wet lap.

The pet cop boys line gets me every time 😂

“What did I do it in?” “Two minutes, dear” 😂😂

@TraustiGeir

3 жыл бұрын

"Two minutes dead."

I first watched this when I haven't got any knowledge about the UK but rewatching it again I can't stop laughing at the subtle diss at 3:26.

1:56 It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it. Haha

I like how none of them are aiming for speed and are purely scoped in on flamboyance

I love how they have to compensate for laws that prohibit you from equipping your car with sirens, with ridiculous (and hilarious) results!

@weijizhu3729

7 жыл бұрын

its ok on closed roads

@dbclass4075

8 ай бұрын

​@@weijizhu3729It may be expensive. They have to be budget police cars after all.

6:35 "i'm not in 4 wheel drive anymore"

@lestatlunar

3 жыл бұрын

6:34

@WarCrimeGaming

3 жыл бұрын

That describes perfectly what happens with everything mechanical that Richard Hammond uses: It gets broken

7:12 Hammond's stinger is reattached again then comes off after

@mrwow1667

9 ай бұрын

they do multiple laps in a full episode

3:24 the music fits James' personality

@doge9OOO

10 ай бұрын

​@@will123134Still trying to figure out

"Oh good god the Carabinieri have arrived" im dead

3:59 with no context

1:12 "Oh no that's the cow"

4:19 look at the disappointment in his face. 😂

I love their sirens. I wanna see the second part of that segment because it's one of the funniest pieces of Top Gear gold.

@fabulousfries790

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nHuIyrtqZ5auXZs.html here ya go!

6:48 the stinger falls off then when he is coming to the finishing line the stinger has magically returned

@abdulhamidozturk

9 күн бұрын

Yeah I noticed that too and came here to check

1:11 Jeremy predicted a meme from 2022 back in 2002

0:06 "Feast upon my magnificence."

@jeffcarroll1990shock

3 жыл бұрын

Said Jimmy Savile as he removed his pants

1:22 i thought that was Jeremy laughing

"Wonder if he has got traction control" "I dont think its necessary"

7:04 one of the best cuts in the entire series

Jeremy's laugh at 7:26 kills me every time.

4:09 I just like Hammond's reaction

0:23 my favorite part

4:48 *OH DAMN N BLAST*

As a photographer, if someone tried to put vaseline on my lens, the actual police would be dragging me off of them

@echosnipe123

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry hard

@echosnipe123

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ru1eq7tw4y probably put it over like an nd filter

@SerTempleton

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ru1eq7tw4y no need to be mean mate

@thesabre8458

4 жыл бұрын

%% are you even mildly qualified in the realm of cameras?

@dishboypodcasts

4 жыл бұрын

Don't mess with this guy everyone

1:10 Jeremy's siren.

@EdEddnEddyonline1

4 жыл бұрын

What if it was the Rick Roll song?

@benjaminbonelli9335

7 ай бұрын

Then you would get Rick rolled

Nobody: Jeremy: it was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it; so we moved on!

The funny thing is when Richard does his lap around their course. His stinger deploy is, and is deployed for the shot of him, running through the boxes, but as he comes around the last corner, it is rewound around the tire and set up again

@jaysmith1408

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, the editors weren’t the brightest chaps

@kineticdeath

8 ай бұрын

then its missing again for the final roll over the finish line lol

"High Quality" 480p

@BurningDogFace

8 жыл бұрын

+John Goepel That is correct, sir! High _Quality_, or HQ, is at least 480p, and High _Definition_, or HD, is at least 720p. Two different labels. :-)

@psychotimorphinecroneuroto6149

5 жыл бұрын

I know right? It's not like they don't have 4k in 2014.

@DeployTheDRS

5 жыл бұрын

@@psychotimorphinecroneuroto6149 Do you even have common sense. Do you know when this was filmed

@OliverFlinn

5 жыл бұрын

@@DeployTheDRS HD/FHD was possible back in 2014..

@_-xce-_4950

5 жыл бұрын

Psychotimorphinecroneuro toxin not atleast even *1080p*

The siren on James' car had me dying with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe its because I'm an American but seeing James's car with "rozzers" on it absolutely sent me 😂

5:25 I made the same face while trying to ruin my fifth grade class photo

0:55 Dat siren LOL!!!

@tranz2deep

5 жыл бұрын

"...which he'd got off an ice-cream truck." Ohhh, the Boys.

I've watched this so many times and it still makes me cry laughing, love it

4:48 “Oh, Damn and BLAst!” 😂

1:32 araki coming up with a name for a stick bug

100 years from now, this will be shown in schools as footage of the Golden Age of Top Gear

7:16 Comeback of the stinger.

@harveybower9899

7 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@arnoturjo3552

7 жыл бұрын

that's what happens when you do 7 laps and edit them together to make it look like one

1:57 It was unmistakably a doormat, with some nails in it

Notice the “ESC to exit fullscreen” at the top of the thumbnail lol

7:34 - Gee, it's almost like sticking a ridiculous number of flashing lights on such a small car might overload its electrical systems.

"I'm losing drama off the start, but at least it means I c-" *CLUNK* "I'm not in four wheel drive anymore."

6:43 the nail thingy is on the car even though it fell off before LOL

2:37 The Loud Music Solo witness

*Every time one of them came around the last turn* The other two: “shall we step back a bit because who knows what he’s gonna do?”

3:27 subtle fingers pointing at James from Jeremy

0:55-1:20 the sirens always kill me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like how that they couldn't use actual police siren and then just... improvise.

May: all u do is chop people’s feet off Clarkson: all u do is repaint all other people's cars

The golden era of car journalism if there ever was one 😂😂😂

@runeodin7237

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, there isn't much journalism about this, but the show is absolutely great 😎

I miss them cocking about like this. Also Jeremy: "The Police? Da du du du, da da da?" XD

I love how Jeremy's sirens are basically AUUUUUUUGGHHHH

3:26 love how Jeremy sticks his fingers up at James

1:24 r2-d2 car

1:23 I thought Jeremy or James were wheezing.

"No, they'll stop for an ice cream. And THEN they're knicked." XD That's one way to draw out the crims from hiding.