As a 17 year old girl, I must say I'm indeed quite impressed with that handbrake turn.

@sav1c

3 жыл бұрын

U are 20 now, still impressed?

@kaylee7723

3 жыл бұрын

Oh definitely

@u2ername

3 жыл бұрын

what about now

@codytain6064

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody said 20yo Girl? 👀

@Kylirr

3 жыл бұрын

how poor is your relationship with your father?

"Oh well mum, I've just been to the post office they've got a new stamp out" I can imagine 17 year old James behaving exactly like middle aged James.

@mrfever4563

6 жыл бұрын

JJ Lel

@ilovemyprius3984

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣yes

@samswinn1220

6 жыл бұрын

Prius are rubbish I have a 911

@obeseperson

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Swinn you're a wiener

@jonathankevin1621

5 жыл бұрын

I read that with James' voice 😂

"They both missed the car, the first obsticle, i wont.." * Crashes * "Oh what a pillock." * Opens door * "dead"

@brentsnocomgaming7813

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, he didn't miss it

@Smartzenegger

3 жыл бұрын

@@brentsnocomgaming7813 Hit or miss? kzread.info/dash/bejne/eYlky5qbdqqWmLw.html

@Miichal-fs6jr

3 жыл бұрын

And now lets get to the studio

@huntleysheep4787

2 жыл бұрын

omg you did it

@theholynut7313

2 жыл бұрын

Anyway

I love how in Jeremy’s bit with the firefighter, you can see Richard doing his part for his hood.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I like how they both turn in confusion when Hammond slams the hood down

@dr.bright6272

10 ай бұрын

And May still polishing that scratch while turning over the cloth frequently

LOL "this man's destroying your Volvo, are you going to sort him out?"such a british reaction

@fredsmith9714

7 жыл бұрын

Rodiculous "stop! Or I shall say, Stop! Again!"

@MartyKay

6 жыл бұрын

Like a sir!

@katk5205

5 жыл бұрын

And then proceeding to do nothing about it but look annoyed

@100ksubscribersandipostvid5

5 жыл бұрын

I read snort

@siegfriedpintar

5 жыл бұрын

English really, I know a few scots that would have a much different reaction.

'There are no fires in Surrey, it's too middle class'

@earthstar393

6 жыл бұрын

Ali Fraser Surrey resident, can confirm

@hybridAbsol

4 жыл бұрын

Must be a nice place

@joelbates8243

4 жыл бұрын

@@hybridAbsol As someone who lives in nearby Berkshire, i can confirm that it is indeed too middle class for even us.

@gigaatom

3 жыл бұрын

It is no longer as middle class as people think there’s been 3 stabbings a few roads away and my mate got beat up with a baseball bat

@checkgaming9766

3 жыл бұрын

not dead

1:19 Jeremy trying to fix his side mirror with a hammer is the most Clarkson thing you will ever see

@Homer-je1pz

2 жыл бұрын

ape with hammer

@lordbluebaron2270

Жыл бұрын

That’s a side mirror

1:57 If you listen really closely, you can hear even the cameraman laughing at Richards failure.

@Northerner_Transport_Hub

2 жыл бұрын

I did hear it a little bit good spot

Hammond: So they both missed the car, first obstacle. No problem. Crashes into car

@ttcshop-774

4 жыл бұрын

M

@LandonJines

4 жыл бұрын

Dustin Le well he certainly didn’t miss it

@themicrowavedev

2 жыл бұрын

“Oh what a pillock!”

@QF_Dan72

8 ай бұрын

does that mean he's not coming on then?

@thefancydoge8668

12 күн бұрын

"Dead"

"They're hot for James May right now!"

@Jaxymann

8 жыл бұрын

+BounceZoneHQ Who *isn't* hot for James May?

@Krysstophe

8 жыл бұрын

+5Oblivion Your profile picture goes incredibly well with that comment

@Jaxymann

8 жыл бұрын

*eyebrows raise and lower down repeatedly*

@Canadian_Power

6 жыл бұрын

XpoZedBeatz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@eclipsefox31show52

6 жыл бұрын

XpoZedBeatz XD that made me laugh so much

4:54 “it came off once”

--- RICHARD HAMMOND DIES AFTER CRASHING HIS CAR --- Clarkson - "Anyway, ahh" May - "Back to the Studio" Clarkson - "THAT'S MY LINE"

Nothing turns a 17 year old girl on more than a well executed handbrake turn.😂

@ttr_coco

8 жыл бұрын

it's true I got a girl so wet in college, I nearly ran her over

@CiberS360

8 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@tobster0902

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@DM-mw2mq

7 жыл бұрын

Zaid Perez ggj

@artemnoelgames

7 жыл бұрын

Zaid Perez I have to remember this XDXD

"Dead."

@justaguy6232

8 жыл бұрын

True???

@howlinggamer8714

8 жыл бұрын

+Artemis Fowl no

@kuroech

8 жыл бұрын

yes he actually died fourtunately they were able to find someone whos exactly like richard to replace him afterwards

@oliverwest7780

8 жыл бұрын

favourite MCR song

@ameliarufus1056

7 жыл бұрын

+korea8844 his name drahcir

"After nearly two hours of hard work..." "It's very important to turn the cloth frequently."

@lukedabford1825

4 жыл бұрын

juiuffophiguo We made absolutely no difference.

All the years later "They're hot for James May right now!" still doesn't fail to make me laugh.

@guestc142

3 ай бұрын

Scotland forever.

You could never say "turns a 17 year old girl on" in America on the tele. I love you BBC

@gordonremsey8055

8 жыл бұрын

Hard to say love to the BBC after they ended Top Gear even if Jeremy supposedly punched the producer BBC have now ruined everything.

@sabre447

8 жыл бұрын

Well, in britain the age of consent is 16, do it is completely normal.

@is64611

7 жыл бұрын

Same with most states in the US. But soccer moms here would flip out if something like this aired in the US.

@hulavaultboy5935

7 жыл бұрын

+Ian Sterner It has... On BBC America. Not a peep out of em' fortunately.

@artemnoelgames

6 жыл бұрын

Taylor Holder I guess the U.S government is to overprotective over these things, in Europe it's more chill, imagine a sauna where everyone goes naked together u can use towels if u want, like they do in Germany or Austria, US too closed up about this

''Oh what a pillock'' - James May

@platinumfalcon798

6 жыл бұрын

Bas L my favourite James May quote

2:48 "It's very important to turn the cloth frequently" 😂😂

The golden years of Top Gear. We never knew how good we had it.

6:08 thats the same techno song they always use to piss james off

@ObristPlayep

8 жыл бұрын

+Major Lag whats it

@pkilly126

8 жыл бұрын

kills me every time

@DrunkEphant13

8 жыл бұрын

+Major Lag this is the same challenge. i think

@gordonremsey8055

8 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah xD xD XD

@joshduhaime636

8 жыл бұрын

lolzz

why didn't you include the part where they tried to sneak their car into the driveway without being heard? That was the best part!

@turtond13

8 жыл бұрын

True true it was plus he Carnt of died cas in the next one his there how can he be dead it's not pos

@TheAdaaamski

8 жыл бұрын

I agree with JK. Didn't seem to be any life there.

@captainsavemall7410

5 жыл бұрын

Because they're still trying to sell TG episodes here on YT. They don't wanna give away the whole episode, because then you wouldn't have to buy it.

@williamdavis7299

4 жыл бұрын

Deborah Turton r/wooosh

@KilosFoxo

3 жыл бұрын

@@turtond13 richard hammond is actually a robot after this episode

things to say when your colleague crashed onto a car and died: "oh what a pillock"

@ivanbima5877

3 жыл бұрын

Anyway, there's a new Project briefing for next week

Everything these 3 do is just pure gold.

The male mating call is a well executed powerslide. Everyone knows that

@therealdemen247

8 жыл бұрын

***** Who invited Terry Crews?

@kbtdadap

6 жыл бұрын

when looking for man love , it is. you back door bandit!!

@justinvaughn2277

4 жыл бұрын

I rlly wanted one of the teens to say "ok boomer" to clarkson

@scoutwith124hp9

4 жыл бұрын

Nowadays it is the amount of noise it makes, as noise = Horsepower

@justinvaughn2277

4 жыл бұрын

@cristi dules ok boomer

4:50 Clarkson: "He just can't do it, and he's got no penis because it came off once" xD

@davidmitchell3345

7 жыл бұрын

I think you mean 4:54 so measure time better please you should be 8 or over to write a comment SO MEASURE TIME CORRECTLY AND SPELL CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@techpower1000

7 жыл бұрын

+David Mitchell Shut up

@Bru946

7 жыл бұрын

Richard- "But in fact"

@zyill

6 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is even in saying that you have failed to notice the optimal time stamp is 4:53

@chlorophyll6154

Жыл бұрын

Aahh the blonde

These girls deserved an Emmy for this performance

7:23 I almost pissed my self laughing

@unholypug1356

7 жыл бұрын

ApexApocalypse are you a girl or boy?

@Tard1s2

7 жыл бұрын

unholypug 13 I'm a dude why?

@unholypug1356

7 жыл бұрын

:")

@Tard1s2

7 жыл бұрын

unholypug 13 :)

@the_baker7606

5 жыл бұрын

Oh what a pillock

Who noticed that point at 1:55 overlapse with 2:20? Lol they were filming that on the exact same moment.

@shroomzed2947

3 жыл бұрын

You can ever hear Hammond talking in the background XD

@angel.c6350

3 жыл бұрын

And can also see a Cameraman.

@Taylor___

3 жыл бұрын

Good spot!!!

Ahh the comfort of proper Top Gear, not the new bullshit

@Bob-sf9ht

7 жыл бұрын

ikr

@Sam-no8tt

7 жыл бұрын

ikr as well

@gabedahdawglmao7056

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikr

@divcrfc

7 жыл бұрын

top gear is nothing without those 3

@taivaskala

7 жыл бұрын

divcrfc Ikr

"That was strangely satisfying" *drives through bicycles* xD

When Clarkson runs over the bicycles and says: "That was strangely satisfying." I thought to myself: "That does look strangely satisfying..."

@mantabond

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha. A collective hate of cyclists, no?

how many times now have the topgear cast died?

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

5 жыл бұрын

Richard died twice, Jeremy four times and James about twelve.

@buttonmash1572

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer I wish someone could make a compilation of that

@md.zimamahmed9584

3 жыл бұрын

@@buttonmash1572 there is a youtuber called niksv he dies compilations might want to check it

love the sight of James May slowing down before crashing into any objects

"They're hot for James May right now"

7:27 James May : "Oh, What a Pillock."

This is still one of the funniest episodes we've ever seen. A friend of ours laughed so hard he gave himself a migraine.

Disclaimer: No Richard Hammonds were harmed in any way during the episode.

@LandonJines

4 жыл бұрын

Dustin Le there’s more than one?

@rufusphilip4775

3 жыл бұрын

@@LandonJines Fun fact: Richard Hammond's regenerate after every crash. It's a perplexing phenomenon!

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@rufusphilip4775 Huh, interesting. I could have sworn it was just one guy with 999 lives

@patrickbateman6682

Жыл бұрын

Well that's because he was killed immediately

4:49 she was actually very impressed for James May drifting extraordinary habilites 😅😂😂😂

The way he said “Dead” all out of breath!! I laughed for like 5 min 😂😂

7:37 "..dead." LMAO!

Have you notice in the majority of challenges Hammond comes up.. short?

@kylenetherwood8734

8 жыл бұрын

Good one

@jake2.035

7 жыл бұрын

He looks up to Jeremy

@kudos4201

7 жыл бұрын

Che seinfield theme

@jamespowell2592

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha get it Clarksons is 6'5

@JEMurl

4 жыл бұрын

ZING!

From 215 to 2:25 ish you can see the Hammond filming the scene just before where he slams the wood blocks

@metalf1metallevels20

7 жыл бұрын

I just relized that!

5:29 “ that was strangely satisfying “

You keep killing presenters. How about some producers for once?

@Xevose

8 жыл бұрын

its ok they have more hammonds, mays and clarksons in the props deparment

@c0m4ndo45

8 жыл бұрын

I wish they had killed the producer who fired him before it was too late

@Viciouster

8 жыл бұрын

The former Top Gear producer is working with them doing "The Grand Tour" :)

@lewisbell4016

7 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha good point lol, some still choose to cut, I guess if your a true corner cutter nothing will stop you!!!!!

@jpdst29

7 жыл бұрын

Or sound editors.

Hyudai coupe front end - totally destroyed... VW passat back end - small dent on bumper. :-D

@ironduke7423

8 жыл бұрын

VW is German

@grizzlythug1235

8 жыл бұрын

+Iron Duke BTW BMW is German Too, (I Think)

@fpstina

8 жыл бұрын

+Iron Duke or Mexican depending on the year/model...

@chillkootmarkowee8738

8 жыл бұрын

+Tobias Simonmeyer You should have seen Top Gear USA where a 1969 Lincoln Continental hit the back of Mercedes Benz and it crushed it like a beer can. The Lincoln looked as if there were no damage at all. American build quality the toughest and the best.

@soundseeker63

8 жыл бұрын

Eagle Ho Obviously never heard of the Ford Explorer or Chrysler Voyager....

3:16 the red tape 😂😂

2:14 That was Hammond's bonnet scene in case anyone was wondering.

6:05 I couldn't breath for like 10 seconds from here, these guys are hilarious.

"Oh what a pillock" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA couldn't stop laughing at that reaction.

4:35 killed me

@samoliver3242

20 күн бұрын

"I've got a motorbike." "That's nice.....🙄"

2:37 one of my favourite lines ever said by anyone

That flirting is on point

Those girls don't know how lucky they are - I would give anything to meet these guys hahah!

@peter_s

10 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, They act just that they are bored it's all part of the program concept ^^.

Always love how the Volvo ploughed through everything without bothering it. This is why I own one just like it

Nobody: James: "The psychopath with the forklift" lol

Lol "There are no fires in Surrey, it's too middle class." XD

One does not simply cock up a handbrake turn. 1: Start off at 30 mph in 1st gear. 2: Turn your steering wheel half a turn. As you do so, pull on the handbrake and dip the clutch. When applying the handbrake, be sure to hold the button as so to allow quick releasing and quick pulling away. 3: Release the handbrake and what you do next is your choice. Nothing, accelerate out of it or reverse out of it.

@MrSupercar55

8 жыл бұрын

***** What kind of rims does he have? Paper wheels?

@Corkoth55

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSupercar55 dacia sandero

@keenanbartlome8153

7 жыл бұрын

I don't think my car can do 30 in first. Unless your talking about kph, then, yes it can

@jonnie2bad

5 жыл бұрын

no you gotta dismantle that stupid button altogether mate

@mohammedtlas203

5 жыл бұрын

Instructions not clear for now stuck in exhaust pipe

“Dead.” “Really?” “Yeah...*inhale*... yeah.”

“Is he alright?” “Dead” “Alright, back to the studio then”

The first song playing in James Mays car is Scott Brown - Commence. When James is doing his handbrake turn, the song is Don't Stop - Dougal & Gammer.

@user-le5wv7jl1l

4 жыл бұрын

thank you

1:55 Killed me!

@charliefardoe8455

8 жыл бұрын

total idot

@b_whitesell

7 жыл бұрын

Same thing with 2:25

“Nothing turns on a teenage girl more than a well executed handbrake turn” Jesus Jeremy your a grown man 😂

It's insane how Hammond has a habit of spectacular crashes, only to behave like nothing happened after.

the shout of clarkson hahahah 1:28

This has been one of the funniest videos I've seen in quite awhile. The folks at top gear were completely right about the likeness to a peacock compared to a boy with a handbrake. I'm 17 and that's what me and my friends do. Whenever a girl walks by, we're always sure to start up our cars and rev them just a little. My friend set off a car alarm today doing that :)

7:09 the song is called atlas by battles in case anyone was wondering

@thedarkwhisper2206

4 жыл бұрын

What is the song when Jeremy did the handbrake turn?

7:01 *loud techno music playing on background* James May: *MANLY SCREAM* -Crashes on both car

You alright?............*closes door* dead.

@leandrooliveira3070

9 жыл бұрын

Ahh... Anyway!

@sex_therapist

3 жыл бұрын

back to the studio

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

@@sex_therapist "That's my line!"

"As you are seventeen, it is certain that in the near future, you will roll your car...." I'm 30 and haven't rolled a car yet.... Though, I've come close a few times... :P

4:12 we have the handbrake... Its our equivalent 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

As a 17 year old who just sent off their application for a provisional license today and has spent the last 5 or so years saving for a Lada and emotionally building myself up for driving, this gave me an unimaginable amount of anxiety and now I'm basically anticipating writing off my car in the first two months and my expectations for myself have dropped dramatically

@tesstickle7267

3 жыл бұрын

Why a lada? Genuinely interested why lol

@veepeen2045

3 жыл бұрын

dude, don't worry, it's a lada. It's the Nokia of cars.

@DrSmugface

2 жыл бұрын

@@veepeen2045 yeh overrated and shit and will break down in the first 4 months ?

@anemoia2661

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, a year on since I assume you got onto the roads and we are obviously all wondering the same thing... have you died yet?

@bitronic6706

2 жыл бұрын

@@anemoia2661 he drove off the everest and died, may he rest in piece, the only thing that remains of him is his lada, which is in perfect confition.

"that was strangely satisfying" lol

Did anyone else notice the MOPAR in the video URL? lmao

@raikkappa23

9 жыл бұрын

yeah lol

My older brother rolled our dad's Volvo 740 a few years ago when he was 17 so I relate to this episode on unmeasurable levels

I love that we get two different angles of Hammond smashing the hood with the wooden block

'I've got a motorbike'. That's my line!

This is so much better than the American version...an American wrote this.

@petercappucci781

10 жыл бұрын

You're not the first and you definitely won't be the last, so don't feel too special

@zenjon7892

10 жыл бұрын

Peter Cappucci Never do...just stating the truth.

@mattdonofrio1774

10 жыл бұрын

Zen Jon

@jonnie2bad

5 жыл бұрын

thats show was trash

thank you legend for your uploads it really helps get my mind off my ever stressful life...you ma man is a life saver ❤️

"They're hot for james may right now" hilarious 🤣😂

I love how it is nearly impossible to get wheelspin with the 940,unless you rev up and then let go of the clutch, which would probably break something, but with my parent's V70 it's extremely easy( even in 3rd). I tried to make a number 11 with that car, didn't work but it was quite a cool thing to do :).

0:29 the look tho

If anyone’s curious, I believe the song blasting in James’ car is called “commence” by Plus System.

1:28 that's a really good joker impression

7:25 Made in Germany vs. Made in Korea - see the difference. :D

@lukasdakami5836

9 жыл бұрын

4TaktRollerNeinDanke lol stfu

@TheSRBgamer63

9 жыл бұрын

***** At this point yes,but there is cars who would destroy golf and remain pretty much ok,with just scratch on paint :P

@E39Passion

8 жыл бұрын

***** The Passat 3B and the Hyundai are almost the same age...

@E39Passion

8 жыл бұрын

I have written "3B", not "B3". This is the internal Type code for this car here in Germany. So that Type was made from 1996-2000 and it is the first version. Clearly visible, it has unpainted impact stripes on the bumpers, so it is a Passat 3B Trendline or a Comfortline. On the Highline Edition these stripes were painted in the same colour as the whole car. It might be called B5, but in germany no one is using that name. The next generation made from 2000-2005 was called Passat 3BG or also B5GP. The 3BG has other rear lights with 2 white spots in it, one for the turning indicator and one for the reverse light. The older 3B (as seen in the video) only has one white spot in the rear lights for the reverse light. I know this for sure, because my father had both of these cars. First a 3B and later also a 3BG. So, these cars are almost the same age. And the Hyundai was rolled over, correct. But it had no impact on the front, just the hood got damaged. So there was no relevant impact from the front that could have weakened the structure of the front

@E39Passion

8 жыл бұрын

No. All Passats after 2000 have these rear lights... data.motor-talk.de/data/galleries/0/159/7732/24093678/jd52a-f5a062f9f851dbce5c4da4d3bdbd80d9-resize-7027519768964610104.jpg

"nothing turns on a 17 year old girl more than a well executed handbrake turn"

@joshualaw375

5 жыл бұрын

weerob1jnr FACTS

I like how, while Richard and James are watching and commenting on Jeremy's run through the course, both of them keep backing up for no apparent reason, as if they are subliminally worried Jeremy will run them over even though he is nowhere near them.

6:23 😂 gets me everytime oh mum I’ve just been to the post office they got a new stamp out.

I love the bit at 7:02 lol

@RoyanGreenwood23

8 жыл бұрын

I was crying when I saw that

It's hilarious how Jezza and Hamster totally screwed up James' lap with the loud music and then moving that car lol

7:18 this song is called Atlas and its by Battles if anyone was wondering

4:34 I dont know what it is about that delivery from Hammond but it cracks me up everytime

Hamond was the best teenager

hammond is a ricer with the bodykit

@Blaze2026_

7 жыл бұрын

illuminati confirmed.

@kaijoost4368

7 жыл бұрын

true

@johntollis4927

7 жыл бұрын

Speaking of Hammond, he's starting a new show in a couple of days.

@amog849

6 жыл бұрын

Ricer Richard

@12KTOYOTA

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

If somebody wants to know, the song from 5:01, when Jeremy starts his run. It is: Can’t Go Back (from Primal Scream)

1:29 “You don’t need hammers and shouting” I love you James XD

6:28 Killed me. XD

@CiberS360

8 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. in peace m8

@cobolt13

8 жыл бұрын

Ian M You know what rip means, bro?

@CiberS360

8 жыл бұрын

***** Of course. :3

@cobolt13

8 жыл бұрын

Ian M What does it mean?

@CiberS360

8 жыл бұрын

***** To inhale a hit of marijuana.

the 17 year olds in this are 28 now

Awww when they put that techno on I was pissing myself

XD richard starts whistling really fast while mischeviously moving the cars closer with jeremy!!!