"No, no accidents in the last 5 years" - Hammond with a nervous smile.

@centurionzen1005

5 жыл бұрын

Very warranted. Considering he's been having accidents since season 2.

@Skyfighter64

5 жыл бұрын

@@centurionzen1005 Dude, N H is referring to Hammond's near death experience driving the jet powered car.

@MuhammadKharismawan

5 жыл бұрын

"And no, no, nothing in the next 10 years too..." OH...richard...

@ivorharden

4 жыл бұрын

4 years after the Vampire crash.

@Kronos0999

4 жыл бұрын

You watched the video too?

Insurers: *"Young drivers aren't safe! Therefore let's price them completely out of modern safe cars and into twenty year old death traps!"*

@michaelkenny4124

5 жыл бұрын

So true! I've never understood why young drivers aren't encouraged into modern cars. I suppose Peugeot have just add fuel here in Britain but Im guessing that's not exactly cheap.

@visionist7

5 жыл бұрын

Now obviously older cars are a lot more interesting having things like a manual gearbox and an internal combustion engine instead of the motor from a quartz watch. But these companies don't care about that either

@jayajaswal3112

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljones1686 Apart from the fact literally every article you see and the DVLA themselves say women are better drivers. That's why insurance premiums are cheaper for girls

@anshulaich6026

5 жыл бұрын

Insurance premiums are not actually cheaper for girls anymore. The EU ruled that it was a sexist policy and it got banned.

@jayajaswal3112

5 жыл бұрын

@@anshulaich6026 Aww bummer for me but at least its equal

Jeremy in a posh accent: "No, no we are only going to let him drive to the shops. Very, very, very rarely." 😂

@GH-ov1lj

2 жыл бұрын

His Budleigh Salterton voice!

@StaffordMagnus

2 жыл бұрын

'....vereh, vereh, rehleh.'

@richardgadberry8398

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno. Sounded more Newcastle to me.

@tobymacdonald5893

10 ай бұрын

@@richardgadberry8398Yeah not posh at all, Virginia waters would be posh but not that

@thefrenchareharlequins2743

9 ай бұрын

Jeremy's posh accent

Most of the 'Easter Eggs' and things of note in the video: 0:15 - An MP5 on Jeremy's desk. 0:21 - A photo of the Queen on James' desk. 1:15 - Several bundles of cash and a stack of gold bars. 1:22 - The Stig is trying to photocopy his head. 1:26 - A photo of a cow on Richard's desk. 1:40 - A tooth whitening kit on Richard's desk. 1:41 - A selection of books about railways on James' desk. 1:47 - A photo of Will Young on Jeremy's desk. 2:26 - Richard suggesting he's had no accidents in the last five years.

@AlexCAGro

3 жыл бұрын

2:05 Meserschmitt BF 109

@MoskusMoskiferus1611

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlexCAGro. Yep, Messerschmitt BF-109G

@RichyRichGoldChannel

3 жыл бұрын

What about the model caravan and SUV?

@Laizig

3 жыл бұрын

God I love this show so much.

@PlittHD

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit never noticed a single one of them

"James May..... NO Adam Smith!" Actual footage of me trying to lie

@adamfrancissmith5511

4 жыл бұрын

Not me, though.

@MarshallSambell

3 жыл бұрын

“The father of modern economics”

@hybridAbsol

3 жыл бұрын

James May probably get cars for free then

@ShivSai123456

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamfrancissmith5511 ahahhaa

@taloob493

3 жыл бұрын

the guy that invented capitalism witnessing the worst part of it, INSURENCE

1:22 stig is copying his head

@benodaboy

5 жыл бұрын

Saw that

@CraigBickerstaff

5 жыл бұрын

It's the first draft of his book.

@Sigxy

5 жыл бұрын

Stig, I don't think that is how copy-righting your character works...!

@sucknorrisatchuckboris2713

5 жыл бұрын

his new business card

@Emppu_T.

5 жыл бұрын

It must be one of his -some say moments

The teeth whitening box and the Stig photocopying himself are the most underrated parts of this scene

@coasternut3091

10 ай бұрын

James has the queen, Richard has a cow, and I believe Jeremy has a man

@reinbeers5322

10 ай бұрын

Look at Jeremy's table at 0:15. That's an MP5! And the bars of gold stacked on a low desk, 1:34.

@potterpotty01

10 ай бұрын

jeremy with a picture of Will Young, and i think Kristin Scott Thomas

@woesteworst

10 ай бұрын

James has a photo of the queen on his desk

@RealMagmaDash

8 ай бұрын

@@reinbeers5322top gear is a coverup… they are running a madia

“But what your saying is that I’m going to write it off completely 15 times a year” 😂

@louisazraels7072

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair,this is liability insurance also, you can still cripple someone forever using a junk car, and that aint cheap

@yourhandlehere1

3 жыл бұрын

@@louisazraels7072 33 years ago I bought a '68 Corolla for $300. I still drive it. It's cost me about $4000 over all that time to keep it running and play with a few changes (not counting normal maintenance). It's cost me around $20,000 "just in case I'm an idiot". There are no "accidents", only "becauses".

@FILNAT2011

3 жыл бұрын

Plus cover for the other car object they hit

@DanDownunda8888

2 жыл бұрын

It seems UK teen drivers are so bad that they just might do that! :)

@timberleek

2 жыл бұрын

​@@ccox7198 Just statistics. Could be based on the specific brand or model (certain models are more popular among riskier drivers. Rare cars can be a bit of a wildcard in this, without statistics on the model they could keep it safe and ask a lot of money. Or simply assume something based on the specs (power, weight, value etc) which can go both ways. Could be differences in weight, power, safety equipment, new or current value etc

Clarkson pretending to be a kid pretending to be a dad on the phone when he is already a dad is gold.

@skorpion3993

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I died laughing when I saw that 😂

@dimashevchenkoua

5 ай бұрын

"verry verry verry rarely"

This show probably gave nightmare to a lot of insurance companies

@alichishti6936

4 жыл бұрын

Felice Graziano I really hope you’re talking about insurance companies

@mmmmmmmmmm.m.

4 жыл бұрын

@@visionist7 ha 😂

@MrRohanThomas

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes looking at the insurance prices on my screen make me want to punch my monitor, frustrated me so much and then when you put the same details in few weeks later the price drops 1k

@michaelkeaton5394

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrRohanThomas why did answered 2 times?

@Mr88Andrew88

4 жыл бұрын

Michael keaton I’m sure he ain’t done it on purpose

As a British person who’s under 25, I can confirm this is definitely true. I remember a period where I was unemployed when I was 18, but I still needing a vehicle to do errands and visiting family etc. So I brought a used Suzuki GSX 125 Motorbike worth just under £3K and the insurance for it was over £15K. That means they was expecting me to write it off completely over 5 times a year!

@imtiredlmaooooooooo

3 жыл бұрын

Why you pasting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jimskywaker4345

Жыл бұрын

they really expect you to crash that much huh

@smolkafilip

11 ай бұрын

@@jimskywaker4345 They dont expect you to total your shitbox student car, or maybe they do, but thats not what they care about. They expect you to crash into someone elses actually good car, total it too, probably injure the occupants and cause millions in medical bills.

@Matthew-bu7fg

10 ай бұрын

@@smolkafilip you sound like an insurance company

@dietznutz1

10 ай бұрын

​@smolkafilip no medical bills in uk

I want this on record that I submitted this to a public finance class in college for an assignment that required us to find a video about insurance quotes. It was played and the teacher, who was ukranian, could stop laughing. It was played to the entire class

@farhanatashiga3721

2 жыл бұрын

@Maquis Inquirer in this case it's informative in the way it shows how much of a scam the insurance industry is

"Verrry verrrry rarely"

@Ksadoune98

4 жыл бұрын

JC auditions for The Crown

@alistairwalker2850

4 жыл бұрын

Karl Sadoune I could see him playing Charles

@Skillspro14

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Thatcher

@cart4092

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp looks like a face

@notforwantoftrying1

4 жыл бұрын

Vehleh vehleh vehleh rareleh

Studying uh...uh...religion

@dendenthemenmen

5 жыл бұрын

Since when did insurers need to know what course you were studying! Haha

@Trihawk7

4 жыл бұрын

@@dendenthemenmen mine did. I do business and programming. Saying to them you only do IT gets you 100 quid off than a hybrid or pure business.

@mathieu4432

4 жыл бұрын

@@Trihawk7 dont go around saying you are a mechanic they charged me higher because of it. its bullshit

@Trihawk7

4 жыл бұрын

@@mathieu4432 aye that's a profession though, I'm studying business IT which is what the original post was about.

@Yes-rb6iq

3 жыл бұрын

Mathieu Joannette Thanks for the heads up

I remember buying a Porsche 928 when I was 28 (10 years, no claims). Before I did so I checked with insurance companies- back then Direct Line & Eagle Star were the big boys; each quoted me £5,000pa- just less than I paid for the car. A bit of help from some other owners via 928 mailing list, I called Lancaster (classic car) insurance- £250. They also insured my brand new Jeep Cherokee on the same policy for another £100. Absolute result & a hidden gem to look at insurance companies outside the daylight robbery companies. 👍🏼

“It’s like looking through the menu at Scottish restaurant, not much in it and nothing there that you want” never change jezza hahahaha

@mirzaahmed6589

4 жыл бұрын

Not even deep-fried Mars bars?

@Charlzey1998

3 жыл бұрын

Come on i'd have the Peugeot 106 and modify the absolute shit out of it after a few years experience :D

@leocervidae

2 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 paired with some refreshing iron bru and a haggis starter

@Deltic55-mw4bo

Ай бұрын

@@Charlzey1998 metro for me

"Like a menu in a Scottish restaurant....not much in it and nothing you want." So much humor crammed into this 2.5 minutes its hard to take it all in :-D

@clarissamcpigeon7857

5 жыл бұрын

I'm Scottish and he is absolutely right. Traditional, rural Scottish eateries are usually very boring and it's only in the past few years that they have got a lot better - mostly because of non-Scottish cuisine being introduced.

@DrPacman

5 жыл бұрын

@@clarissamcpigeon7857 tbh diversification of food is never a bad thing. That's why English food is much better (here anyway). Everything is with everything else and it has to be good to survive

@RobRandomVids

4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only person that would be happy with a 1.0l citroen AX? OK, maybe not the WagonR or the Metro, but those little Citroens seem alright

@PhotoJoseCarlos

3 жыл бұрын

as if english restaurants were any better lol

@jamie6192

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhotoJoseCarlos mad?

So many great hidden comedy gems in this

@colesonhampton6363

3 жыл бұрын

Stig in the background scanning his face lol

@LCaddyStudios

3 жыл бұрын

Clarkson lowering his voice to pretend to be a parent....

@sebastianbusch5013

3 жыл бұрын

James having a portrait of the Queen in his desktop

@CallumAtwal

3 жыл бұрын

1:40 Hammond's teeth whitening kit

@anthonyparker7839

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy's mp5, Jame's picture of the queen

This is actually kind of insane as Jeremy said of the value of the car versus the cost of insurance, In Sweden it's standard practice to let you parents buy your first car and have them stand on the insurance but you are using it as your own, I did that until I was 25 when the insurance cost finally came down to sensable levels due to my age, which is even more moronic that it's based on age because when I turned 19 I got my licens for driving lorries and where driving for the military for 4 years in terrain and long ass road trips without a single accident

@BrightNightmares

3 жыл бұрын

It's also not this expensive in sweden though. I'm under 25 and the "half insurance" for my car is 175kr/month or ~~17 Euros /month. It doesn't even come close to the 800 euro/ month in this video.

@omatomatom

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrightNightmares hmm in spain im 24 and im paying 1.2k a year

@GSG-io8zp

3 жыл бұрын

Haha haha parents buying you a car what kind of fairy tale country do you live in

@Balgoriusis

2 жыл бұрын

Czech here. Same thing. Except I bought my own car with money from a side job. Parents were listed as insured, I was listed as a insurance user. After five years, when I bought a new car, this time insurance was on my name. Insurance company gave me like 60% off, because there was a valid record, I was driving for past five years with no accident.

@10293

11 ай бұрын

@@GSG-io8zpCanada, myself and plenty of people I know got either a hand-me-down car that belonged to one of our parents or the parents would buy the car (usually around or less than $10,000 CAD). My fiancé bought his own first car though so not everyone was given one

Seeing these 3 sitting in an office is the most surreal setting I’ve ever seen them in 😄

1:34 look at all the stacks of Cash & Gold bars behind James 😂

@tomnewham1269

5 жыл бұрын

Ok I have to say I don’t get the relevance of that. I take it I have missed something that happened on Top Gear in the past.

@alfonsoalonzo

5 жыл бұрын

@@tomnewham1269 probably a gag like the teeth whitening or stig copying his head or maybe one of their bank heists props

@joshlikescola

5 жыл бұрын

@@tomnewham1269 When they were at the BBC people always used to complain about Top Gears budget. (missing the fact it was sold worldwide and probably made a profit 😉)

@szymongorczynski7621

5 жыл бұрын

That's the average insurance premium for a 17 year old.

@DrewSavo

4 жыл бұрын

If you think back to studio segments, whenever something doesn’t work because it is a cheap item (i.e. the pen he uses for lap times), he explains it as being “Due to the unique way the BBC is run”.

Insurance is a legal scam in UK ,a whole system that steals money straight from your wallet.

@tomstech4390

4 жыл бұрын

Car: £1500, Insurance: £1600 Someone crashes into you (Not thier fault, Some dickhead in a bmw with no insurance swerved into them, They barely managed to avoid getting hit but accidentally hit you, front suspension damaged but fixable for £900). You exhance details. His insurance talk to yours and both agree to do nothing. Meanwhile your insurance says you're missing a dustcap therefore the car is modified and your insurance is invalid so they keep the £1600 and next year it'll cost you £2400 to renew and you're out a car. The other guys insurance told him that his air freshner was not factory and his insurance is invalid too so he's in the same boat as you. So both of you lose your cars, The insurance keeps all the money with no pay outs and it'll cost you both more next year. The only person to come out perfectly fine was the guy in the bmw driving with no insurance in the first place.

@Tjsplatz

4 жыл бұрын

Toms Tech this whole system is designed to get money back from people and avoid more drivers on the road. It’s really a piss take imagine not being able to drive a nice car during 18-24 this is age when you are really into cars and want to experience them all but these fuckers sitting in the parliament beg to differ

@davidlean1060

4 жыл бұрын

Insurance in general is. It's like placing a bet, but imagine in a bookies, you win on a race and then the bookies begins to charge you for the losses you incurred...that's insurance! I believe the term having their cake and eating it is apt!

@lzh4950

4 жыл бұрын

In Singapore (where I'm from) 1 concern is when vehicles registered in neighbouring Malaysia (which are legally allowed to be driven on our roads without additional insurance) collides into a Singapore-registered vehicle, as it is practically more difficult to hold the former accountable (since they could possibly return back to Malaysia & thus become harder to trace) & thus file a claim from their insurer. Singapore motorists also faced a particular type of modus operandi (M.O.) when driving in Malaysia, where robbers would intentionally shunt into your car so that you would pull over with the intention to settle insurance paperwork, only to be robbed on the spot. I heard of a Singaporean motorist who didn't fall for this M.O. & kept going, only to be shunted a 2nd time that for some reason I can't imagine stalled his/her vehicle, & he/she still got robbed anyway

@rainman8861

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chopper8472 another American here, I've never had a ticket or accident but my insurance costs 3000 a year with my chevy equinox

Hammond: "No, no accidents in the last 5 years" Rimac: "Oh he must be such a safe and responsible driver! He should test our cars!"

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Vampire Dragster: Oh, really? Let's test that out. _[proceeds to nearly kill Hammond]_

@jaymurray2216

2 жыл бұрын

If I was an insurance agent and heard hammonds voice trying to insure a car I'm saying no IMMEDIATELY!

@paulstimpson830

2 жыл бұрын

"Hammond! How many Concept Ones did Rimac make?" 'Eight..." "How many are there now?" "S-e-v-e-n"

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulstimpson830 More specifically, if I recall correctly: "SEVEN! Shut up!" "What happened to the other one?!"

Alternative title: The Top Gear Cast commits insurance fraud

@johnrichardson544

3 жыл бұрын

You are only committing insurance fraud if you actually take out a policy with false details, and you're in even worse doodah if you get caught!

@kingkota2302

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnrichardson544 actually insurance fraud is if you purposely injure your self for the money you can get from health insurance. Or if you purposely get hit so you get the insurance check from your car insurance.

@thfreakinacage

3 жыл бұрын

Alternative alternative title: Top Gear exposes the fraudulent scam that is vehicle insurance.

@ianmacdonald4163

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingkota2302 why are you in this comment section spewing completely false statements everywhere?

Is it any wonder that they’re over a million uninsured drivers on uk roads right now

@RexorProxer

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, for a street Legal Car you guys dont need Insurance ? You can Drive without an Insurance legally on public roads ? In Germany You cant even get a License Plate without Providing that you have got Insurance on your car

@556johny556

4 жыл бұрын

@@RexorProxer How come every time I see a German come across a discussion of doing something illegally you guys can't grasp the concept of braking the law? It's quite endearing honestly. It's exactly like when Jeremy Clarkson once described. (Paraphrasing a bit here) "This one time I was asking a German what would happen if you drove without a valid license? And the Germans just said 'But you can't do that' and I know that but like, you know, what if you did what happens? 'BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT' and that's Germans for you"

@RexorProxer

4 жыл бұрын

@@556johny556 Why do you think that the discussion is about doing something illegal ? Just said that you cant get the license plate for your car without providing insurance. You can drive without License plates, but then you have to accept the conseqences.

@556johny556

4 жыл бұрын

@@RexorProxer Uninsured motorist = illegal motorist, hence the discussion is about doing something illegal. I just thought it's endearing how you guys seem to have such an innocent mindset.

@bobi6191

4 жыл бұрын

@@556johny556 If you buy used the car likely already has plates, you don't need to change them. You might have everything else you need but you still aren't street legal without insurance.

This video was just a list of easter eggs! Hammond's teeth whitening kit, Stig copying his head, James with a picture of the queen....

@tristanspies5519

5 жыл бұрын

Tauno Kekkonen Clarkson with a photo of Will Young on his desk

@romanbaranovichi5375

4 жыл бұрын

The random stack of gold bars

@elsden722

3 жыл бұрын

Messerschmitt BF109 Aircraft model next to James

@jsingh3870

3 жыл бұрын

stig photocopying his head

@lewdyson4744

3 жыл бұрын

Tristan Spies mp5 too

As a 17 year old I would absolutely have driven that Suzuki Kei Car box wagon thing. Those are awesome and the boxy ones have decent space. They're all champions on fuel.

@_deadlypants

7 ай бұрын

im still driving in one that is about 3 years older than me. i dont know if the car or me will survive longer

British car insurance is an outright scam. Goverment approved scam! Those prices are hilarious.

@floriskuipers4925

3 жыл бұрын

Try the Netherlands. I was looking at a Renault twingo from 2005 for just under €1000, the cheapest insurance I could find was €130 per month (€1560 per year). You get massive "age charges" if you're under 24 years old, some insurers will flatout refuse you if you're under a certain age (22 to 25 years old). This extra charge can be up to 472% of the insurance cost of a 35 year old with the same amount of no-claim years. Together with road taxes and fuel prices that makes owning a car (especially one registered under your own name) is just about unobtainable for most people of my age just because of their age. Just as a side note, that insurance is only for damage to others, nothing on your own car is covered.

@europa2000man

3 жыл бұрын

Ireland is the worst offender for extrmely expensive car insurance. I got insured on my parents car (a 2008 Toyota Corrolla Diesel) when I started driving first with a full licence and the cheapest quote I could get is €1800, and that is being a name driver, third party insurance. It has come down a little bit, after I bought a 2012 Toyota Corrolla Diesel, but it's still in my parent's names and at third party. If I went on my own, the cheapest quote would be well over €3000, and that would be only third-party as well. Also in Ireland, the new thing is to scam young drivers with a box in the car to 'lower the cost' of insurance, when in reality, it's much more expensive. If you go over the speed limit by 1 km/h three times, you lose you're insurance while on the road, and you only get a small amount of miles. When you run out of miles, you have to pay extra for another 1000 km, which could be over €100.

@mc2w

3 жыл бұрын

@@floriskuipers4925 in Germany I can insure even sports cars for a few hundred a year. and it is illegal for an insurance to reject you.

@7_Max_7

3 жыл бұрын

Same crap in Germany imo, when I got my drivers license I looked into some of the older Audis and stuff, got offers >1500€/year multiple times... The only difference to the UK is that we are forced to have insurance, not having insurance can get you a hefty fine or 6 months in jail.

@7_Max_7

3 жыл бұрын

@@mc2w yea you can insure these cars for a few hundred a year but only if you have some experience driving without accidents and are over the age of 25 or something, it's only then when car insurance companies give you reasonable offers. Other than that you can assume that being a "Risikogruppe" (male, under 25, owning a drivers license for under a year) and insuring a car with a high "Versicherungsklasse" (e.g. people statistically crash these cars quite often) that the offer will be astronomically high.

1:23 Stig trying to photocopy his head

@JasonKaler

3 жыл бұрын

He's taking a selfie

1:40 Hammond's tooth whitening kit finally found 😂

@Thomas-ng5rf

5 жыл бұрын

Good eye lol

@franciscodelgado7192

5 жыл бұрын

Jan Hochwander right next to a cup of tea or coffe

@diegocalcagno5102

5 жыл бұрын

Will Young´s photo on Jeremy´s desk.

"No accidents in the last 5 years" the fear in hammonds eyes 😂

0:53 "I don't think they want the business". Sums it up.

Some say that he photocopies his head. All we know is, he's the Stig.

«James May no Adam Smith sorry» lmao

I really hope this video put a perspective on how expensive it is to be a young driver in the UK

As someone under 23 years of age, did this hit close to home.

@xioshen2058

3 жыл бұрын

Insurance for me didn't drop until i got to 25. London. Clean licence no accidents.

Hammond's "no accidents in the last five years", should really be changed to "can't go five years without an accident."

@jamiemb17

4 жыл бұрын

"No years in the last five accidents."

@thfreakinacage

3 жыл бұрын

In fairness, how many were on the road? You wouldn't count the off road and race ones :P haha

When I was 17 and passed my test i tried insuring a 700 quid no frills Ford escort. £99,000 was a quote. So I didn't drive for at least another year. Unbelievable

@thedominator3071

4 жыл бұрын

£99,000 wwwwwtttttttfffffffffffff

@CrazyPanda688

4 жыл бұрын

Bargain, I’d have snapped their hand off

@zakapholiac9377

3 жыл бұрын

So they expect you write that off 141 times a year? That’s nearly three times a week. Might as well drive the car into river every time you need to clean it

@0raffie0

3 жыл бұрын

@@zakapholiac9377 Not really, they expect you to maim a cyclist that will then need to be fed through a straw for the next 50 years.

@zakapholiac9377

3 жыл бұрын

@@0raffie0 why should an idiot driving into a cyclist effect my insurance though? It’s stupid

0:34 Fun fact about QuinnDirect (the cheapest company), they collapsed so badly that Irish car insurance includes a levy to cover their bailout

When watching 3 middle aged men getting car insurance was the comedy highlight on television... Man, these guys were funny... There has never, and will never ever be better tv than what these guys made in Top Gear...

1:11 stack of gold bars in the background 1:23 stig photocopying his head in the background 1:31 Hammond has a picture of a cow on his desk 2:10 May has a picture of the Queen on his desk

@2nd100k

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@lewdyson4744

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy has one of Will Young on his desk 😂

@genotsSnor

4 жыл бұрын

0:15 An MP5 on Jezza's desk

@lewdyson4744

4 жыл бұрын

I LiKe DoGs wtf 😂

@oliv2750

4 жыл бұрын

1:40 tooth whitening on hammonds desk

I've watched this episode of Top Gear maybe seven times. So how come it's only now, watching this clip, that I notice The Stig trying to get to grips with the photocopier at 1:23?

@lowkey1784

5 жыл бұрын

What episode is this?

@destructionnl8165

5 жыл бұрын

@@lowkey1784 a car for a 17 year old.

@thequesomanishere

5 жыл бұрын

7 times? Bro get on my level haha

@leopold7562

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheGuomboe Either that or he was making a backup copy of his book!

@leopold7562

5 жыл бұрын

@@thequesomanishere Nah, I'll stick to having a life, thanks.

For clarity: £600 car and £6000 insurance isn't saying you are going to "write it off 10 times". You have to remember that '3rd party' is the compulsory part of your insurance, so if you hit someone's new shiny car (with potential to cause injury as well) then that is what you are paying for...

@CapoXProductions

2 жыл бұрын

It's still completely overprice considering everyone is required to have insurance in the UK, and that on average insurers are going to be paying for the cars they actually insure more often than other than 3rd party claims. The write it off 10 times thing is actually not that far from the truth.

@jasonh.8754

8 ай бұрын

What you're saying is everyone else in UK drives a Veyron for 3rd party to be that high.

James with a BF-109G on his desk. what a legend

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

And the Red Baron's Fokker Triplane too

There is so much stuff going on in the background; Stig photocopying his head, gold bars in a pile, James May's pic of the young Queen, a book about locomotives 1948-1968 also on James May's desk, and the gun on Jeremy's desk. It's just bonkers.

When Hammond says no accidents in the last 5 years. Wonder what his insurance is like now 🤣🤣

@Terrezio

5 жыл бұрын

HaV1nGI5sueS it does make you wonder doesn’t it😂

@tomstech4390

4 жыл бұрын

Its probably fine so long as its in his name, He only crashes other peoples cars :D "Going shops but my morgans got a leaky roof, Can I take your land rover?" *Wife Mindys look intensifies*

@hollybarton934

3 жыл бұрын

It's one of the first things he checked and it didn't change it as it wasn't on the road but on a track

I’m 17 and I think I learnt a lot of tricks from this video about getting my first car AND my first insurance lmao

@arinb.756

6 ай бұрын

Ye drive safe bro

The amount of easter eggs in this segment is just hilarious!

"no no, no accident in the last five years.... No, I had nothing in the next 10 years too, very very safe" OH Richard...

0:27 the picture of the Queen on James' desk

There is some really odd self-defeating logic in insurance in the UK. A lot of the insurance companies seem to try to increase their profits by including no-win-no-fee legal assistance with their policies. Every time I have been in an insurance claim in the last 20 years (none of which were my fault) I was put in touch with a legal firm who tried to turn the story into one about my distress, pain, suffering and injury to pad the claim. This must create a circular situation where the thing the insurer does to make money by selling my details ends up making claims larger and costing insurers in general more money. I'm having trouble making sense of it

0:15 why is there an mp5 on his desk

@hybridAbsol

4 жыл бұрын

In case someone tries to screw with you at work

@josephriley9534

3 жыл бұрын

For when the insurance company knock on the front door

@drunk_famasmf5135

3 жыл бұрын

He is working whole day with James May, what do you think he would need? (reference to AK-47 inside their caravan holiday episode)

0:15 seconds in, just a MP5 machine pistol on the desk

@kanra2689

3 жыл бұрын

Smg

@BundasaurusPecs

3 жыл бұрын

Kanra the mp in mp5 stands for machine pistol

@nOtJack1886

3 жыл бұрын

@@BundasaurusPecs Yeah it does, in German Maschinenpistole 5

@mystique4312

3 жыл бұрын

Afaik thats the same gun he used in the episode where they race and shoot targets?

Let's take a moment to appreciate Jeremy's Scottish restaurant analogy

"Onequote direct" and then James' laugh before Jeremy even reads the figure out

"James may no sorry Adam Smith" I wonder how quick that phone call ended 🤣🤣

insurance costs more than the fine for not having the insurance. Simple answer: if you are 17, don't buy insurance :D

@HasekuraIsuna

4 жыл бұрын

lol is that true?!

@0163844098

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, alot of kids in the UK do this. Buy a cheap car and drive off uninsured. Gets crashed and get f******.

@brup123

4 жыл бұрын

Well in the UK it's illegal to drive without insurance, so you'll go to jail or at least get a criminal record and driving ban.

@natzzzy9119

4 жыл бұрын

New Zealand can get insurance cheap but cars are expensive insurance is optional 900$NZD for insurance on a VW Golf GTI would make anyone in the UK jealous

@AM-vz3ek

4 жыл бұрын

@@brup123 That's only if you injure someone, if you just get caught by police its 6 points and £250 fine.

That webpage loading hits hard.

00:16 casually half a ton of gold in the background

1:03 the father of economics is 17 and is looking for insurance lol

1:17 random observation, look what the stig is doing...

I live in Serbia. No matter the age, insurance is based only on engine power and slight adjustment if you had no accidents. Cost is about 50-100€ per year and it is tied to car owner.

@bobplanderlinde329

3 жыл бұрын

That's heaven

@Mladjasmilic

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobplanderlinde329 Google 'vucic protest'

@kanra2689

3 жыл бұрын

So how much for a modified 600bhp R34 skyline in us $

@Mladjasmilic

3 жыл бұрын

@@kanra2689 for 3.8L insurance is 210$ and annual registration is 230$. Total cost with road tax and everything else is 490$ per year. Please consider that average month income in Serbia is 400$.

@sameerishaque7635

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mladjasmilic how much for 1.8l bmw

0:07 - I like the way those gold bars are just chilling out in the back there

The stupid thing is I did this the other day with my 17 year old brother to find out when he passes his test what the price would be and it’s £500 cheaper to insure him on a 2.0L bmw 2 series convertible then it is on a 1.0L vw polo or £600 cheaper on a 1.6 Mercedes CLA it doesn’t make any sense at all the fact they want £1600 for a VW polo yet they’re happy to insure someone with now driving experience what so ever on a bmw 2 series or a Merc CLA for less is just insane to me!!!!

@ChromeFusion

5 жыл бұрын

I have a claim on my insurance cause I was hit by an un insured driver. Passed my test in June 2018 and I can insure an Evo 9 cheaper than I can insure my mum's mini cooper

@TriMarko

5 жыл бұрын

It's based on a lot of factors not just bigger engine or more expensive car = more expensive to insure, although it is a starting point. They take into account the safety features on the car, age, car security etc. But, one large thing that people don't realise is that the popularity of the car with certain demographics also changes it. Taking the cars that you mentioned for example, polo's are very popular cars especially with younger people because, depending on the age of course, they are relatively inexpensive. Now when you get a car that is popular with young inexperienced drivers, that specific car becomes involved in more accidents so they see it as " statistically X car is Y% more likely to be in an accident so it will be £Z more expensive to insure now"

@edhammonds8215

5 жыл бұрын

TrMark yeah you’re exactly right, so the only answer is for young drivers to drive cars that the insurance companies don’t have large records of young driver crashing making them statistically safer therefore cheaper and this is why when I was 18 I had a old V6 Jag because it was cheaper to insure then my 1.2 Corsa. All I’m saying is a 17/18 year olds with no driving experience are definitely going to be more lethal in a big engined bigger car then a small slow hatch back. Regardless of what statistics says because I know from my own experience I drove a lot quick in the jag I had then the corsa and it was more by luck at 18 that I didn’t have an accident but I’m sure if everyone’s starts doing this they may not be so lucky and to me it’s bonkers that we live is such a back to front twisted world!!

@themadhammer3305

5 жыл бұрын

@@edhammonds8215 yeah when I first passed my test a 1L Micra was £4000 more to insure per year than a 1.7L turbo charged Astra van.

@edhammonds8215

5 жыл бұрын

The Mad Hammer yeah exactly absolutely mad!!

Jeremy having pictures of Will Young on his desk haha

Stig in the background photocopying his face😆

Thanks for specifying the season and episode most people forget

Insurance companies put the price up on young drivers with the release of films like the fast and furious. They still assume new young drivers have the same attitude as the ones who grew up modding and racing their cars, but as we all know that scene is pretty much dying out these days.

@kylesoler4139

5 жыл бұрын

The boy racer crowd?

@keremkuruuzumcu7761

4 жыл бұрын

...cough cough

@hybridAbsol

4 жыл бұрын

Todays car meets can still be dangerous, i see many cars leaving in pieces

@bizzarebanana3041

2 жыл бұрын

what do you expect them to do? young drivers crash more, they cant see into the future can they?

@dannygatland1353

2 жыл бұрын

Insurance shot up in the 90's, way before films like f&f. When hot hatches started to be affordable but before cars were 'safe'

Love all the Easter eggs from the series in this

the stig foto-copying his head made me laugh so hard it took me back to way simpler days. thanks

Still great this. The gold, the stig, the photos

I remember once looking at a Peugeot 106 few years ago and one insurance company wanted £76,000. For a crappy 1.2l car

@tomhill3907

5 жыл бұрын

What😂😂😂

@Isaackariuki775

5 жыл бұрын

What?! XD

@14sgpde91

5 жыл бұрын

2 litre jaguar 19 year old driver £50,000 they wanted 😂😂😂

@alisonwilliams4862

5 жыл бұрын

Are you sure £76000 wasn't a typo? Lol.

@mrtommygunwhite

5 жыл бұрын

So you where going to write it off 76 times makes sense

meanwhile me in my 200hp toyota celica paying 300€ a year for insurance *laughs in rally*

Seen this so many times and never noticed the Stig photocopying his own head in the background. Amazing.

The stig in the background of the office scanning his head 😂

2:26 Sure about that, Hammond?

The way of thinking insurance companies have is insane... 18 year olds are dangerous, irresponsible, reckless and annoying and will do burnouts, drifting and handbrake turns, so let's price them up so high, they can only afford deathtrap 20 year old rust buckets, or wait until they are 30 before they start driving... So they can become even more dangerous, cause they have forgotten how to drive. Also you can cause a lot of damage with a small junker... Doesn't have to be a sports car to do be dangerous. 28 year old (me now) - you are now a young adult, (carguy young adult, but still an adult) you are a safe and careful driver. You deserve much cheaper insurance for your V8 twin-turbo diesel E420CDI you've illegally modded, cause we are sure you will never use an overpowered RWD Mercedes to break any traffic laws! 50 year old (me in the future) - Full adult! You are even safer and more careful, because you are wiser, more refined, more of a gentleman. We are sure when you buy an AMG Mercedes one day, illegally mod it again, you will never go over the speed limit, or light the rear tires from time to time, or drift around snowy parking lots in winter, or do any shenanigans. It's not about your mentality and you as a driver, it's about your AGE!!!! Have even cheaper insurance! 90 year old me (assuming I live to be 90). You are frail, with bad vision, slow reflexes, bad hearing and at least one semi-major health issue. You are the perfect driver! You would never break any law, because you have so much experience. Doesn't matter if you can't tell apart a truck and a pedestrian. Doesn't matter if you go down a highway the wrong way, or mistake the accelerator for the brake, or do anything bad. Who cares if you only drive twice a year to visit the grandchildren... You are OLD And you are the perfect driver! Enjoy insurance cheaper than chips!

@assassinzrgamerz

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly that

@eddherring4972

3 жыл бұрын

No, it’s when the 18YO in his knackered Corsa drives it into an expensive car, or building etc and the insurance company has to cover that cost. Unfortunately MOST(not all) young drivers bring it on themselves. 17/18 years old is not a mature enough age for people to start driving. However that is the law and because of that the insurance price drops so dramatically in the mid 20’s.

@aid7n

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddherring4972 alright mate lol. im sure if you were still 17 or 18 you wouldnt be sitting there saying it isnt a mature enough age. there are dickheads everywhere who think theyre the stig flying around in little 1.2 early 2000s hatches and writing them off, but the stereotype that this is most people is pathetic, not viewing things from young driver perspectives and hugely incorrect. im 19, been driving for 2 years, had no accidents or close calls and i rarely use my car aside from commuting every day or a quick trip to the shop, yet i still get quoted 3500+ on cars just because of their name. so whilst i could go out and afford a nice new car which isnt even that fast, i.e a 2014-2016 audi a3/a4 or a 3 series, staying below the 2L engine mark and nothing more than 140bhp (that will be of course also be safer and more pleasurable to drive) i wouldn't purely because of the insurance price... extortion

@eddherring4972

3 жыл бұрын

glock if there wasn’t a risk associated with young drivers then the premiums wouldn’t be so high it’s really that simple. You may also note the MOST in my comment which obviously doesn’t include yourself (yet). Unfortunately the minority are tarred with the same brush as the majority. You will also find your premium increasing if you are involved in an RTC which wasn’t your fault, you must declare these to your insurer or potential insurer. If I was an insurer I wouldn’t want young drivers on my books, I would have to offer insurance to the age group so I would make it unaffordable. That’s quite straight forward. If it were passed in law that the minimum driving age was raised I would be absolutely in favour and if I was 18 no doubt I’d have a strop about how unfair it was, obviously being totally ignorant of the fact that people were trying to save my life.

Lost count how many times i re-watch this clip just to laugh at James having a picture of the queen on his desk haha.

The desk ornaments are a fantastic touch

Car insurance used to be relatively cheap for young drivers up until the late 80s early 90s when manufacturers started to bring out hot hatches. A lot of these were crashed, stolen or both and premiums shot up dramatically after that. Young drivers were seen as too much of a risk and couldn't be trusted with powerful cars (not a lot of BHP like todays hot hatches, but the cars were very light so power to weight ratio was superb). I was lucky, I got a four year old Golf GTI when I was young and only paid £437 insurance before it all got silly.

That Suzuki wagon R doesn’t sound half bad we only got kei car version 660cc 64hp in top turbo model with skinny tires and small 800kg body it is quite fun so i imagine 1.0 na engine would post similar power. If they could find an Suzuki alto works 3D it would be even 100kg lighter! Thats why other countries need small town kei cars cheap to insure cheap to run and you can have fun on road without going to jail every time you rev it out to redline...

i love the "i did" part. love ya james

i saw this ep when it aired, god knows how many times have i watched every single episode of top gear plus all the clips on youtube, and this is the actual first time i've noticed stig in the fotocopier at 1:22

1:27 if only it were that easy lol

I've always been a believer in a system where by the monthly or yearly cost is much less but the excess is much more. I haven't had any accidents or claimed on my insurance since i started driving 7 years ago. Yet all the money i spent being insured went down the pan basically.

@BigUriel

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on what kind of car you drive and the type of insurance you want. If you don't want comprehensive insurance because you have an old car with low market value that makes sense, if you have an accident you fix it for cheap if you can otherwise buy another. If you have a brand new or at least fairly recent car worth over 30 grand then the idea of using your insurance to repair your car or buy another starts looking much more appealing.

@jasonh.8754

8 ай бұрын

Is insurance money "down the pan"? Not if you hit someone else and it costs you $millions.

I watched this several times and only now I noticed Stig copying his head on the printer in the background XD

love the way Stig is in the background photocopying his head :)

Honestly they should make insurance optional. If you crash into someone and you don’t have insurance, pay out of pocket. If you don’t have the money, sell your house or car or whatever. Honestly these insurance companies seem like scams.

@borz7187

4 жыл бұрын

If you crash without a incurance you gotta pay like 600 thousand punds

@krystiankowalski7335

4 жыл бұрын

@@borz7187 In fines, yeah. But my dad bumped into someone on the dual carriageway, and had to replace their exhaust or something. Whatever it was, it cost about 400 pounds. If I was 17, and I had done the exact same thing, I'd be paying my insurance company much more than 400 pounds for that. Maybe over time something like a total of 15,000.

@borz7187

4 жыл бұрын

Krystian Kowalski Yeah I understand but a huge crash or accidentally killing your neighbour with the car imagine the cost with no incurance

@krystiankowalski7335

4 жыл бұрын

@@borz7187 Yeah. It would make some people bankrupt. But still, I believe it should be your own choice whether to risk being bankrupt by crashing or whether to risk being bankrupt by high insurance.

@borz7187

4 жыл бұрын

Krystian Kowalski I understand, but they want us to be bankrupt. ignorant state

I'm Scottish and that comment about the restaurant menu couldn't be more true. He absolutely nailed it.

I seen this so many times over the last 10 years or so and only just noticed The Stip being mystified by the photocopier behind Richard. 🤣

this video was published nov 26th 2017 and now its 2025 and it will never get old

"And it's like looking through the menu of a Scottish restaurant. -Not much in it and nothing you want" HAHAHA

Its a piss take the costs for insurance in the UK. One lad I worked with years ago had just come back to the UK from the USA were his dad worked. At 16 he had a 6 ltr car, yep 6 LTR, not a 1 ltr metro but a big 6 ltr yank muscle car. If i remember correctly it was a liability cover. Basically yoy could be in a 1 ltr metro or a 6 ltr muscle car and hit a two millon doller Bugatti, still the same out come.

@ZulousOG

4 жыл бұрын

im a student, i tried getting insurance on a £500 shitbox of a car just to get to work and back the cheapest i could get was £8000 a year with a £2000 upfront if i was 1 year older at 24 it drops by 50% of the price

@oddities-whatnot

4 жыл бұрын

Zulous its ridiculous.

@joshdinsdale5005

4 жыл бұрын

Minimum liability cover for 3rd party in the USA is $25,000 USD. In the UK my standard policy has a minimum 3rd party liability of £15,000,000 GBP.

@CycolacFan

3 жыл бұрын

In the States you can learn to drive at school, be taught correctly and get cheaper insurance because of it.

@zakapholiac9377

3 жыл бұрын

Zulous what? That’s insane. I’m 20 and have looked into insuring an old Mercedes CLS320cdi. And they wanted £1780 upfront and it was going to be £9100 annually or something like that. I just burst out laughing and remembered why I have a bike instead

I think this will be forever relatable.

Love the Stig (behind Hammond) trying to xerox his face! 😂😂😂

Do what others are doing, driving with no insurace, no licence, no mot, no tax..... and not even their own car !

I bet with Hammond's history his premium is well above that of a 17yo lad...

@ChannelReuploads9451

3 жыл бұрын

LOL Car Value: 50000 pounds. Accidents: just one, at 319 miles an hour almost killing myself. that will be $1 Million a year Sir !

The 8k£ insurance on suzuki liana is the "we don't want to insure you, because you are too likely to crash" rate.

is that an mp5 just sitting on the table there at 0:16

2:24 is one of my favorite TG moments.