i still think the scene with james in the golf pulling up to the house and clarkson turning the music on has got to be one of the top 5 funniest moments from all of top gear

@Ogrethephreak

3 жыл бұрын

The look on hamster's face

@skorpion3993

3 жыл бұрын

That’s probably my number 1, I die laughing every time 😂

@jordancox559

2 жыл бұрын

He called his parents heroin addicts 😂😂

@mariamalgorzata4974

2 жыл бұрын

the moment i die laughing when the girl says "why dont they speak english" and james said. cuz theyre spanish

@criostoirocuinn

2 жыл бұрын

Fact

0:26 *LOL STIGGY TRYING TO PHOTOCOPY HIS HEAD LOL*

@dannyhudson5115

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed it and rewound 10 times!

@shoutout.kokain8713

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannyhudson5115 lool

@BlueflagAlpha

3 жыл бұрын

I saw that too lol

@mayoroicjre

3 жыл бұрын

He was probably trying to see if it worked

@georgewilliams3029

3 жыл бұрын

I've only just noticed that

the Teenage episode is one of the funniest episodes of all time

@James-fb9wn

3 жыл бұрын

Ravy mayvy

@aaronrichards2842

3 жыл бұрын

and the cringiest

@ChrisLoew

3 жыл бұрын

Rumor has it the three teens are still on their phones. Wonder where they are now a decade later?

@R33Racer

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisLoew Probably in a council estate with 8+ kids. Who knows?

@spaghetts

3 жыл бұрын

That was the first episode I ever watched. Been hooked ever since

The bit where they are trying to be at quiet as possible then Jeremy turns the stereo on in James car has to be one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen.

@doggowpv7825

2 жыл бұрын

I'm cackling in the middle of the night because of that

@foxprower6142

2 жыл бұрын

@@muneebrehman6288 think 10 or 13

@KyleC11

Жыл бұрын

9:00

@jimmyavpi

9 ай бұрын

It's all fake!!!

@CityStays

9 ай бұрын

@@jimmyavpi who cares? It is funny.

When James's girlfriend said she wanted a 'power drill' I don't think she meant an electrical appliance...

@danis8455

3 жыл бұрын

In the words of james may! "This is a guy that drives a Fiat Panda :P

@abramo7700

3 жыл бұрын

the most interesting uninteresting person in the world

@Edvard.Munchkin

3 жыл бұрын

She probably would have been better off with an 'electrical appliance' than James cock

@azrael6173

3 жыл бұрын

:eyes:

@bentgi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Edvard.Munchkin i thought James cut his cock off because he wanted cheaper car insurance.

0:26 Stig using the photocopier.

@dom3631

3 жыл бұрын

not just that, the entire scene has hidden gags, like bars of gold, a teethwhitening kit,...

@DrewSavo

3 жыл бұрын

Dom how were the gold bars a gag?

@michaelkennedy8573

3 жыл бұрын

well spotted

@blackycow

3 жыл бұрын

Naa, hes just taking a selfie.

@rosap60

3 жыл бұрын

The picture of Will Young on Jeremy's desk

Hammond’s reaction at 9:05 is one of those moments I still remember from the first time I saw it, and will remember forever. Absolute TV gold

@sml2k186

2 жыл бұрын

He knew it was going to be gold

@jonahc2807

2 ай бұрын

“YOU’RE SO UNFUNNY”

7:37 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!

@bymafia2606

3 жыл бұрын

literally at 13:29

@KevinKickChannel

3 жыл бұрын

Top Gear Ground Force lol

@aleksbalazic

3 жыл бұрын

LOOKWHATYOUVEDONETOMYBLOODYSHEDMAN

@cirocciroc

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have any idea how far we are from a river of gravel?

@mrarnold96

3 жыл бұрын

I had this bomb...and it will buffed out. What time is this program on? Is it 10 o'clock? Yea Is it 10 o'clock on bbc 2? Yea Are we in the watershed? Yea You're a fa-

4:03 holy shit I liked this segment. " 'I've come to fix your boiler' and then you just fix it." hahaha

2 жыл бұрын

Should have had the footage longer because of the laughs. That was brilliant!

“Right, you've given me the child, now get in the back”

@cahyasatrya6558

3 жыл бұрын

Bubble Bobble i dont get it

@naj_z

3 жыл бұрын

@@cahyasatrya6558 how old are you?

@treskilion-9690

3 жыл бұрын

@@cahyasatrya6558 It's a rather adult joke. If you are younger, it's probably better that you don't get it.

@takumi2023

3 жыл бұрын

Backdoor

@colebiggs7296

3 жыл бұрын

Flamingo Boutique in the bum hole

9:10 is the funniest moment I've seen I can't stop laughing every time I see it I laugh my ass off

@ryang9306

3 жыл бұрын

The way he just bumps into the car and goes “god above” gets me every time

@skorpion3993

3 жыл бұрын

Facts, that’s literally the most I’ve ever laughed at anything 🤣🤣🤣

@raxxed

2 жыл бұрын

same :DD

@tmlbschnr7088

2 жыл бұрын

100 % true 😂

@ogboombox1556

2 жыл бұрын

oh for GOD SAKE 🤣

4:46 “he doesnt know wether to get in or mate with it” that just killed me🤣

9:09 "....steady and....." (LOUD TECHNO MUSIC) Makes me howl with laughter every time.....

Something I've never noticed before is at 0:26 and 0:31 Stig is photocopying his head / helmet. This show never fails to amuse me 😅

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Some part of me wants to try that one day. Just stick my head in a photocopier and see what happens

@timbo9644

8 ай бұрын

​@@JetFalcon710same but with a microwave

@surkey5055

8 ай бұрын

​@@timbo9644I recommend the photo copier

@adnanrahman5883

8 ай бұрын

That scene is full of Easter eggs. The gold bars in the background and Will Young's photo on clarkson's desk to name a few

@craigd9058

8 ай бұрын

Some say that his head is invisible to photocopiers.

“You’ve given me the baby now get in the back” (and Jeremy’s reaction) is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

@poletooke4691

9 ай бұрын

Time stamp?

@kevenguimaraes

9 ай бұрын

@@poletooke4691 1:22

@JetFalcon710

8 ай бұрын

​@@poletooke4691 14:19

@poletooke4691

8 ай бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 omg he did say that! That is brutal 😂😂

@JetFalcon710

8 ай бұрын

@@poletooke4691 Yeah lol

"why don't they speak english?" "...because they're spanish" has to be one of my favorite James lines ever

At 07:35, when Jeremy is chasing after the Volvo whilst trying to open the door before giving up, I laugh each time I see it!! 🤣

@oscarwilliams2316

10 ай бұрын

“There’s no damage”

Top gear is the only show which you can watch over and over again and it will never get old

@mrtom2854

3 жыл бұрын

*one of the few shows which you can... Don't forget Monty Python, Father Ted and Game Of Thrones.

@kribz4576

Жыл бұрын

Only fools and horses

@christerselbomathisen9897

Жыл бұрын

And Fawlty Towers

@tommyc5341

Жыл бұрын

@@christerselbomathisen9897 agreed

@Motty1066

10 ай бұрын

Blackadder

"Why don't they speak english?" "Because they're spanish." huh.

5:14 *The Mating Call of the Elusive James May...*

@truesnamel

3 жыл бұрын

good one

@filipbitala2624

10 күн бұрын

That would be “hello”

14:19 “She’s effectively saying you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back.” OH MY GOD I’M DYING

@daddygagz1701

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t stop rewatching it

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Clarkson's wheezing laugh makes it even better tbh

@shadow_crne1030

2 жыл бұрын

Does that mean the front entrance is closed and he may come in through the back door only??

@lukegauci1159

2 жыл бұрын

I really think that Jeremys reaction was completely genuine in this. They might have scripted the convo, but the joke itself is very random (something James does a lot) and that reaction by Jermey was defiantly real

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukegauci1159 Yeah, pretty sure the words were scripted but the innuendo wasn't

5:12 just had me dying of laughter

@Not_Slim_Shady

3 жыл бұрын

"Cock." *destroys piano*

@mr.anonymous7793

3 жыл бұрын

What episode is that

@Danse_Macabre_125

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.anonymous7793 series 13 episode 5 i think

@nickcrompton485

2 жыл бұрын

I think its staged because james hits full brake when hes in 2 meters of the piano

@giraffeee

2 жыл бұрын

It's so funny how he sounds more mildly annoyed than alarmed. Excuse me while replay that 10 more times

"Why don't they speak English?" "'Cos they're Spanish" 12:38

@404TVfr

2 жыл бұрын

So underrated

the episode when they buy cars as 17 yo is so perfect for them, because they were genuinely a bunch of teenagers

Why don’t they speak English Because they’re Spanish

@benjaminmadrigal2328

3 жыл бұрын

I can't stress enough how much I laugh with this line every freaking time for some reason.

@zEternus

3 жыл бұрын

@@awakebroadcast9140 nah

@MrLinkyPlays

3 жыл бұрын

She pissed him so off much, it was so perfect

@chrisbaker7732

3 жыл бұрын

They are English

@Alex-mu8yf

3 жыл бұрын

What Episode was this?

12:39 this reminds me of the girl who said that the way a homeless person could solve his situation would be buying a house.

@titanicman9329

3 жыл бұрын

What episode is that from

@feinschmecker9566

3 жыл бұрын

@@titanicman9329 Not episode,it's from his life

@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H

3 жыл бұрын

That woman has turds as a brain

@dpm2937

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H she is genious. She ended homelessnes and poverty in a few seconds

@cranberryegg1236

2 жыл бұрын

@@dpm2937 and ended the language barrier

Gets 66,1 db "Mom and dad didnt wake up, its a good job theyre heroin addicts" lmaoo

"Nobody wanted to drive around with a small girl's severed head mounted on the dashboard" 😂😂

@kasperkjrsgaard1447

3 жыл бұрын

I do. 👹

@youtubepleb

3 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn’t?

@largol33t1

3 жыл бұрын

he has a point. the picture looks like someone did a very bad crash course in Photoshopping pics...

@krazycharlie

2 жыл бұрын

Also James May: "No, you spoiled brat, we aren't there yet".

@karelpipa

Жыл бұрын

@@largol33t1 its just bad angle

5:29 Even when he's not in a car, Hammond crashes.

@guill0t520

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Hammond for ya

@jaspermennink7409

3 жыл бұрын

rustamtheshadow Jeremy Clarkson said that didn’t look for James and cuz the voice sounded like James I think it’s james

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaspermennink7409 James' hair is lighter in color and kinda wavy, that's definitely Hammond

2:17 Best quote from the entire series hands down

@tyw123

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@opshredderytp

7 ай бұрын

"2, 4, 6, 8, Jacky Smith's husband likes to masturbate" Hmm, le true

'Aspergers is that what makes my pee smell funny. Oh wait that's asparagus!' 🤣🤣 made me cry laughing!

5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.

@IceeFish

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, for May... so who's Hammond?

@SFTaYZa

3 жыл бұрын

Even if it was now he'd still be fine.

@briankozlowski6568

3 жыл бұрын

5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.

@oinkitysploink2213

2 жыл бұрын

Sneezing doesn’t mean you have it lol

@elijahbachrach6579

2 жыл бұрын

I had the same thought, but then I remembered he doesn’t have 4 co-morbidities

James laugh after Hammond says soap is soap is so perfect.

@iroor

2 жыл бұрын

what exactly is the joke?

@shrimpflea

2 жыл бұрын

@@iroor James knows that woman don't think that about soap. Only men think soap is soap.

@iroor

2 жыл бұрын

@@shrimpflea but why is soap not soap? ;-;

@MichaelCoombes776

2 жыл бұрын

The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"

@MichaelCoombes776

2 жыл бұрын

The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"

Must have seen the ”not waking up the parents” part a hundred times and still laughs until I cry. 😂😂😂😂

@davidiainrussell7030

Жыл бұрын

I am the same and have just watched it yet again, tears of laughter every time!

"You've given me the baby now get in the back" 😂😂

@djmace9029

3 жыл бұрын

It’s Clarkson’s laugh after he says that and then James realising what he just said that gets me 😂

@turboeddude4849

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it...

@Ogrethephreak

3 жыл бұрын

@@turboeddude4849 it's a butt sex joke.

@turboeddude4849

3 жыл бұрын

Ogre D Oh I see

Man do I miss this show. It's just never going to be close to as good as it was back when these 3 were on it.

@pablonavas8808

3 жыл бұрын

The grand tour sucks its over scripted

@No-vq1iv

3 жыл бұрын

Not as entertaining. I'd argue that as a pure car show it's actually better now.

@nachiketdhende8681

3 жыл бұрын

Top Gear had the might of the whole BBC juggernaut behind it. They could bring in Royal air force and navy and what not. Amazon isn't capable of doing anything that comes even close.

@helicocktor

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablonavas8808 top gear's always been scripted too it was just that they were really good at making it look natural. I think they've gone back to how they used to work with TGT's Seamen, it's really good.

@nachiketdhende8681

3 жыл бұрын

@@helicocktor Yes. GT specials are actually special! 👍

Series 13 is woefully underrated. The 1949 episode and the cars for teenagers episodes are two of the best episodes in the whole catalogue.

@crimsonmaelstrom573

8 ай бұрын

And they were the first two episodes of the series

"You've given me a baby now get in the back."

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson: _[w h e e z e]_

I swear James’s “I did” moments are some of the best

I used to laugh so hard at the doors closing lifting the roof, I never initially noticed James hitting Jezza's plums

Every time I see the car auction, I scream inwardly "Why didn't he buy the purple car?!"

@seanoreilly1832

3 жыл бұрын

I know!!

@jones6613

3 жыл бұрын

coz he was busy looking for a brown car

@jcb2263

3 жыл бұрын

Or the red cortina

@rainierogarcia8564

3 жыл бұрын

That Purple Spitfire wouldve been perfect for the rally.

@televisionandcheese

3 жыл бұрын

That spitfire was actually great

What I’ve learned: a Jaguar is the Cadillac for British people.

@z-trip5457

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong.

@Matthisnotweird

3 жыл бұрын

@Burleon so a cadillac?

@youtubepleb

3 жыл бұрын

@Burleon practicing your James may there?

@Hydruss443

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate. Especially the 90s jags.

@AveragePootis

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hydruss443 Depends on the jag tho, the supercharged XJR isint

No matter how many times I watch it, Jezza accidentally pushing his Volvo into the Summer house still has me in tears every time 🤣

The Stig trying to photocopy his own head was magic

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

And not to mention the other stuff in that scene, which includes and is not limited to: - The pictures of the Queen on James' desk - The gold bars stacked in a pyramid behind James - The MP5 on Jeremy's desk

“Why don’t they speak English?” “Because they’re Spanish” Amazing hahaha

0:44 love how James was annoyed until he realised it was a prank 😂😂

This just proves how much a gem James is

"you get up in the morning, throw a donkey off a tower block, and go sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road" I'm dead

That classic time trial with a Page 3 girl, a short person and a foreigner was excellent.

*They’re hot for James May right now!*

1:01 - Honestly one of the funniest things I have seen. Even the initial ad was so funny

7:35 the way Jeremy closes the door like it's in acceptance of the cars fate.

"You've given me the baby now get in the back" Holy cow the things I missed as a kid 0-0

I always loved how the auctioneer couldn’t contain his giggles watching May having to bid so much for that crumby Citrǒen😂

14:19 is so hilarious

6:30 “anyway”

The whole bit from 8:50 will never leave me not gasping for air

Series 13 of Top Gear has to be one of the funniest series of British TV

@noah-ko3di

3 жыл бұрын

G. Rigz that and series 10/12 the best

@chadhaire1711

3 жыл бұрын

They all SUCKED..fake scripted bullshit for idiots

@seanoreilly1832

3 жыл бұрын

Man if you havent seen blackadder or fawlty towers you should. Much love.

@michaelm5542

3 жыл бұрын

Sean O'reilly some of Open All Hours as well?

@pyroknight419

3 жыл бұрын

@@chadhaire1711 shut the fuck up

0:27 stig trying understand how a printer works

@alanbugler4404

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was photocopying his helmet.

0:27 why have i only just noticed the stig trying to photocopy himself?

"Hit the banks, not our tanks!" "He means your petrol tanks, ladies and gentlemen, if you're confused, though while we're at it our armed forces are woefully underequipped for the job they have to do"

8:18 Every drunk person trying to be quiet.

Series 13 was really one of the best. Really like 10 and 11 too, that's the absolute peak television banter EVER.

That scene of jeremy crashing the volvo into the shed has to be one of the funniest scenes in television.

The best Top Gear series they ever made, every episode was majestic

6:23 James, I've fallen out of the basket thingy!

@roku-chan

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he’d said “oh no!” before saying “… anyway.”

No-one is making madcap Sunday night cheer-up TV like this anywhere. I love this, and this series was a particular beauty

These guys will always be my #1 favourite trio.

0:40 in the background, the Stig is learning about a copying machine

Old Top Gear is more better funnier with Jeremy Clarkson James May Richard Hammond

@ayebing

3 жыл бұрын

Guy Parham that’s like saying waters better when it’s wet mate

@zensamurai6582

3 жыл бұрын

Old Top Gear? there is no new Top Gear, is ended few years ago!

@jones6613

3 жыл бұрын

chad haire attention seeker

@ayebing

3 жыл бұрын

chad haire piss taker

@smeshsmesh9695

3 жыл бұрын

@@chadhaire1711 i know you can't see the dislikes but they're there mate

God this series is an absolute gold mine of James May moments.

11:15 Is it just me or does anyone else remember Jeremy saying he did it in a Bentley

@evantra1761

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought so to. He says it back in the £1500 Porsche challenge when James does his elevensies.

@5:00 The good old days when you could do that and someone saying "Bless you!" was the worst that could happen

2:16 im dying

2:17 My new ringtone.

@raihan5405

3 жыл бұрын

What he was saying

@DrewSavo

3 жыл бұрын

Its a reference to Jacqui Smith, a British politician at the time who’s husband was caught up in a scandal where it was revealed that when she’s at work or at home, he’s in his garden shed watching lots of....................movies from the adult entertainment industry. “2, 4, 6, 8, Jacqui Smith’s husband likes to mastu..........I can’t do that one.”

@raihan5405

3 жыл бұрын

@@DrewSavo lol...thank you for saying this to me

*small explosion in the distance* “CLARKSON!!” Is just one of the most iconic moments

Thumbnail is my old school RGS High Wycombe just outside my old geography room 🤣

@claudiahayes8833

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God an RGS boy 😭 (kidding! I was a WHS girl)

@dieksholland7530

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations

@PungentBunda

3 жыл бұрын

Well done

@drhanifp

3 жыл бұрын

Thats exactly what they said when clarkson arrived in his volvo. "Oh look a geography teacher has arrived"

@geznicks

3 жыл бұрын

High Wycombe is a shit hole

"you've given me the baby, now get in the back" hahahaha

Always cracks me up with the explosion and yelling Clarkson and here he comes e braking to a stop

7:11 “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!!!”

2:21 "likes to master... oh I can't do that one"

James constantly shouting 'Clarkson' damn that makes me cry of laughter 🤣

1:43 killed me

Some really memorable moments here, really made my day my dude!

Quarantine binge watching is the best. Bless your uploads

0:30 Jeremy's thinking was ahead of its time.

I love them, and miss them on top gear

Oh I love these. Was nearly in tears the whole time

"my mom and dad didn't wake up, it's a good job they're heroin addict." 🤣🤣😂

I can watch these all day. Quite simply the most entertaining TV show... in the World!

"James, i've fallen out of the basket thing" "Anyways"

8:39 Only Jeremy would find a positive thing about his parents being heroin addicts LMAO

They work so well together

2009: Our armed forces are woefully under equipped for the job they have to do 2020: The NHS are woefully under equipped for the job they have to do

@Sol-su2mi

3 жыл бұрын

👀💀

@saltspringrailway3683

3 жыл бұрын

However, there is a lot of serious waste of money with both services and the schools etc etc etc.

14:19 I don't care if it was scripted or not, that's a great bit

@anthony_pires_053

3 жыл бұрын

It was a complete accident. That's what made it funny 😂

@maddox471

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think the old top gear was scripted That’s why most of it was so offensive 😂

@layonyatsu7203

2 жыл бұрын

@@maddox471 some of them are scripted some of them are not, but they did a bloody good job that you can't tell which one is scripted.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I think the words were scripted, but the innuendo definitely wasn't

-"What you are witnesing here is aspergers made real" - "is that what makes my wee smell funny, oh wait thats asparagus"

By far the best season of all time, so many classics!

9:46 - James is right. Nobody really understands what electricity actually is.

@knlazar08

3 жыл бұрын

Electricity is electrons in motion from one pole to the other.

@ErikAnkan73

2 жыл бұрын

@@knlazar08 What is an electron and the two poles? And what's the reason that is the way it is?

@falsebanneduser9428

2 жыл бұрын

@@ErikAnkan73 you can come to those questions with any subject if you ask for long enough

@JetFalcon710

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, true -- electricity is one of those things where you can easily explain what it _does,_ but you can't really explain what it _is_

@futurecat

8 ай бұрын

All your comments are true. I'm not arguing with those facts. I'm sharing with you my attempts to understand what James meant. If you're the type of person who thinks in this way, it is an incredibly fascinating thing to wonder about.

Jeremy's car: ... Hammond's car: ... James' car: *heavy hardbass*

“You’ve given me a baby, now get in the back.” Absolutely brilliant hahahahaha